/asean/

How is Aldub nowadays?

>>74868292
meh, I only like Jadine for their duets anyway.

How to end up working in britain?
want to go and get me a fancy white girl

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best bae reporting in

>>74868386
Passe, their primetime TV show flopped and will end this month.

Funny, I actually met Alden at a restaurant back in January.

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I cannot stop masturbating to asian women, is there something wrong with me?

pic related

>>74868517
Yes.
You have a fever.

It's called "Yellow fever".

>>74868517
I have this problem too. Even Asians that would be considered ugly in their country are attractive to me. I think it's just yellow fever.

>>74868517
and I love me my white people
dat girl ugly tho

>>74868292
Who's our (country)-tan

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>>74868559
What about this girl

>>74868517
Yes. You need to stop masturbating and get the slanted pussy a big, strong whitey like you deserves.

>>74868596
average sorta

>>74868596
meh but better than the previous one

>>74868596
>Eyes
>Skin colour
>Nose
She looks like an average flip in Manila

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>>74868626
>>74868639
>>74868642

>>74868711
well, I wouldn't call her ugly...

Dancing Kampilan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNVe2NrkK5Q

>>74868642
Not to put it in a bad way I mean
She looks nice I guess

>>74868934
this kind of cringy desu

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>>74868934
How come nobody uses the Kampilan in Escrima? It'd be the answer to the Kendo's katana or the HEMA's longsword

>>74868975
It's just a traditional dance jeez other sword martial art has it's own,sort of

you know that thing Kendo does?

This is now /asean/ martial arts edition

tastestistustos

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>>74868992
Heavy 1.5 hand swords aren't really that useful in Escrima..
Escrima is dual wield, not really so much for two handed

Remember this pic?
The small sword that he has is called a Mamoru Katana in Japanese, its other names are Cattan (Spanish Invasion) and Philippine Katana.

They are actually the ones that had been used in training back in the ancient Philippines. No one really uses Kampilan except for the Moros.

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>>74869151

Does Jelqing Really Work?

>>74869062
its so choreographed and unauthentic
>>74868992
not suitable for the style

>>74869151
what does the boxer codex say?

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>>74869168
Katana in the PH dates further back than the Spanish Invasion

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>>74869151
>No one really uses Kampilan except for the Moros.

not really, more like the lauo is the ones that uses that

>>74869276
I'm pretty sure those are not Kampilan but other types of sword. As you can see, they're shorter, smaller and has a triangular protrusion at the pommel.

>>74869241
it seems to describe the word katana rather than the sword

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>>74869276
those are probably kalis

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>>74869325
Yeah, it's just proof. I mean Katanas originated in China anyways. I think that might be a Chinese influence rather than a Japanese one. But I think the Japanese traders might have just coined the term.

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>>74869151
boooo I'm not into katanas

also,is this a kampilan?

>>74869404
does that come from the boxer codex itself?

who are the lauo people?>>74869151

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If the Kampilan is primarily a Two-handed sword then why is the hilt so short?

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>>74869460
I don't think so. Kampilan swords are straight, not curved.

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>>74869168
>>74869241
>>74869404
Damn, flips were the OG Samurai.

>>74869487
I think it's a 1.5 handed sword like a Japanese Katana. But that remains a mystery. I'm no sword expert so I don't know the purpose of that.

>>74869523
Well the Chinese and Koreans too. It's the influence. No surprise there. But I'd take bets that the original dual wielding samurais might be Flips because there are no others with techniques as unique as FMA swordfighting.

>>74869460
this is>>74869346

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>>74869578
well, it is usually paired up with a shield
>>74869594
seems too large for a kalis

>>74869404
>traders
>coined
JEW

>>74869659
;]

>>74869649
Well Tagalogs did use the trio combination of a Shield, A spear, and the Cattan.

>>74869168
so we got the word despite the nonexistence of the actual sword

>>74869698
Flip history is a mystery isn't it?

>>74869649
this is >>74869276 what I mean by kalis or keris

>>74869720
kek were mixing bullshit after bullshit
>>74869691
are tagalogs the lauo?

>>74869782
>kek were mixing bullshit after bullshit
Well it's from an old Spanish Manuscript so I have no choice but to trust and cling on that one. I mean the Boxer's codex can't lie right? Hm..

>are tagalogs the lauo?
That, I have no idea.

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Is this armor native or did we got it from the spanish?
>>74869151
come on, there'a probably a two-handed variation of escrima.besides, you can still use a Kampilan with one hand.

>>74869847
>Well it's from an old Spanish Manuscript so I have no choice but to trust and cling on that one. I mean the Boxer's codex can't lie right? Hm.

link?

>>74869914
>a probably a two-handed variation of escrima
Well if there was, it's probably forgotten now. I mainly see Escrima being used in Dual Wielding and Staff fighting.

>>74869948
The Boxer's Codex?

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wtf chinaXD

>>74869988
well since this is the only thing >>74869151
we have going for the "proof"
do you have the link where it say that this>>74869151
is this>>74869168
>>74869241
>>74869404
and does it come form the boxer codex?

>>74870014
google is blocked in China

>>74870084
ooooh try filipino

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hey pinoys, i have a request to find a video

it's a music video about manila, i remember the ref being "manila manila oh manilaaaa"
the video is in mid 2000s MTV style, you know magazine cutouts and shit. I distinctly remember a frame of your tuktuk with human eyes and lips singing manila manila oh manila, god I loved that video.
my dad brought it home from manila to us in indonesia, would appreciate if I could see it again

>>74870044
>do you have the link where it say that this
What do you mean?
This?
https://books.google.com.au/books?id=GiCTPPnBuHEC&pg=PA102&lpg=PA102&dq=tagalog+bideo&source=bl&ots=xCV3Qg2OMh&sig=kK83Fc0-ZtFLQgtfMErDLlrcO_U&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSoabj6ePTAhUJwbwKHaOdBLQQ6AEIQTAG#v=onepage&q=tagalog%20bideo&f=false

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>>74870111

>>74870044
I doubt there are many people that wrote about the lost swords of the Philippines like what was in the Boxer's Codex. But my greatest bet are from different obscure sources that might explain what they are such as >>74869168
I have not read the whole book so I have no idea. Maybe if i study Philippine history, they'd go more indepth on these topics.

>>74870257
>study
take on as a course*

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>>74870111

>>74870257
Then it holds no water.
If only we have our own records.

>>74868292
For once, I would love to see an asean thread that isn't dominated by Filipinos.

>>74870179
That's from an old dictionary and not from the boxer codex itself

>>74870434
>>74870488
You oughta ask the person who made the book. And find credible evidences whether the Boxer's Codex is legit or not. I'd doubt it would be fake since it was written by some Spanish guy to record history from hundreds of years ago.

>>74869578
I tried to search up the history of the Katana in both English and Chinese, but so far have not found any reference to a Chinese origin of Japanese blades in general.

I'm also not sure how far Chinese sword culture influenced Japanese sword culture. Although the Nips use the same character 刀 to refer to swords, the Nip pronunciation of the word has always been 'Katana' or something similar, while the Chink pronunciation is closer to the modern reading 'Dao'.

The last time I remember anyone saying that Katanas had a direct Chinese influence was on Chinese state television, which you can probably guess tends to be overzealous in claiming its cultural exports.

I did however find that a famous Song Dynasty poet was so enamoured with Katanas that he wrote an entire poem around it, which you can read here:

https://wapbaike.baidu.com/item/日本刀歌?adapt=1

Those fuckin' weebs I swer

>>74870520
How sad then that's not the cattan>>74869151

>>74870560
>How sad then that's not the cattan
Well what else would it be called?
>It looks like the Japanese Katana but it's not
>It was used in the Philippines
>It's in the Boxer's Codex
That's probably enough evidence there, I mean even the Spanish coined the term Cattan.
Spain does not have a direct access to Japan, but only through the Philippines. Portugal did though, so it's another proof that it happened in the Philippines

>>74870442
That happened recently.

The Indons booted out Ahok and everyone agreed that the Tagalog-Bisayan wars were a much better topic than Indon politics.

>>74870635
Does it actually say that in the boxer codex
It would be a lot safer to assume if it does
Especially with the picture

>>74870673
Does Singapore have good music.

>>74870737
I think I might have another source. Trying to look for it now.

>>74870737
Ah yes, Boxers Codex (English Translated) page 528. Says right there.
https://books.google.com.au/books?id=_W7sCgAAQBAJ&pg=PA3&dq=the+boxers+codex&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiRxY6W6_HTAhUJvrwKHdxKD5wQ6AEIKDAA#v=onepage&q=the%20boxers%20codex&f=false

>>74870673
Can't help but agree with this guy.

>>74870952
alay

>>74870673
>Tagalog-Bisayan wars were a much better topic than Indon politics.
Agree. Just patiently wait until they're killing each other IRL.

>>74870747
Not that I know of. There are lots of small indie bands but they're all so small none of them really stick out to me.

This is one of the more popular ones:
http://gentlebones.com

Somehow remember this one song from someone:
https://youtu.be/JwUMWUNzxtU

Other than that a bunch of local singers have managed to break into the chinkpop (China, Taiwan, HK) market over the years, but I don't think that really counts as 'Singaporean' music.

I think it's just the case that we aren't big enough to support a music industry. If you're a band or a singer or what you can't 'tour' Singapore. Typically big internationally-acclaimed bands that come here will just have a big concert and leave for their next gig.

Then again, we did have Malay boybands and 'Xinyao' (locally-based chinkpop) maybe 20 or 30 years ago but they've all died out by now.

That said there're probably underground music scenes that I'm not aware of. I do remember chancing upon 'Singaporean Death Metal' once but it was really generic for death metal.

Do check out this lit rap made by the media ministry a few years back though:
https://youtu.be/qjLw28UVWEU

>>74870920
Can you highlight where it describes the swords. I'm on my phone its seem stuck on introduction

>>74871441
It won't work if you can't bypass the google play view limit.. Use a computer to do it, or buy the book.

>>74870673
well said

btw sorry if our sjw cause some shits in your country recently

>>74870920
kek even the boxer codex cant answer if that's the cattan or not

the rest is in Spanish tho

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>>74871441
>tfw slow internet wants me to load the whole image book
Hell.

>>74871670
Yes. Only scripts of its usage and how it was kept. It never even mentioned the names of the other swords and just called them, "Espadas". Which is pretty generic. But sometimes they include the names if they coined the term.

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>>74866624
>bombed the Huk
Truly a hero

>>74871734
we cant even assume then thats disappointing

>>74871856
No one can call anything definite, not even the whole Philippine language. Everything was made and retrieved from countless speculations, and proofs from different sources, even our history. But the evidence is there unless you have another name for that kind of sword, it's now called a Cattan.

>>74871499
You mean because of the Ahok thing? Barely anyone here actually cares. Only Indochinks and the Western media.

Truthfully I'm a bit concerned as well being that I'm the descendant of Indochinks but
1. I'm not an Indon and not well-versed in the workings of Indon society so I don't think I'm capable of making a well-informed judgment
2. I think people might be overreacting a bit. Though I can understand where they're coming from I'm wary of getting too caught up in hype.

>>74871958
Does it even label it as cattan>>74869151
Weird we never use it again
What does it say about the lauo people?

>>74871958
We must figure out which group the warrior is from

>>74872091
>Weird we never use it again
That's not only about the Cattan, but the other swords as well. We now have these low quality provincial swords.. I wonder what happened to the swords that we used in the Boxer's Codex.

>What does it say about the lauo people?
I have no idea. I think even the translations changed the spelling.

>>74872210
Actually this >>74869460
Is Brunei
They also depicted actual Japanese and Chinese in the boxer codex
So there's a chance that this>>74869151
Is not even a flip

>>74872298
The whole Boxer's Codex are about flips and tradees / merchants. They are listed in a group as "Natives", and I don't know where you got your info that they're from "Brunei", but that's probably false.

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>>74872492
Its labeled as bruney

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>>74872492
I don't know any groups here named Malucos
Its probably Malaca Malaysians

>>74872632
Wikipedia says they're from the Moluccas.

>>74872632
Or the Maluku in Indonesia

ماسا اونتوق جاوي!

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>>74872583
They are never mentioned in the book, and that's another mystery. I'm trying to look for Illustration 20, but it only says about the missing pages.

>>74872060
yeah

it's all BLM again

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>>74872885
They even depicted Vietnamese people

So whoever that lauo groups are we will have the answer

>why is "meme something meme that"?
Lel fuck off

Today my eldest sister found out im racist.

>browsing /pol/
>they're raiding a Facebook page of a tranny webcomic "artist"
>spam the comments with Pepe and degrading messages
>yesterday's mothers day
>message me how would my mum react if she sees my work
>screenshot my posts and send it to my eldest sister (the tranny actually thought my sister is my mom)
>now my siblings calls me racist in funny way
>"Oi, racist! Wash the dishes for me."
>putangina. I'll never go back to /pol/ again.

>>74874235
>"raiding" with your real facebook account
You're the idiot here.

>>74874235
>/pol/
have a (You)

>>74874282
I don't an alternate account. I didn't know that someone will retaliate. I'll be deactivating anyway.

>>74874358
Your fault for having those kinds of beliefs in the first place.

>overheard nips going "SUGOIIII" at Daiso

>>74874717
astig

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>be Filipino
>get redpilled on Islam and Arabs
>idea.jpg
>strive hardest to make country the most corrupt smelly shithole on the planet
>elect duterte as president to make doubly sure nobody else wants to come here
>years later Philippines is a shithole
>immigrant crisis sets in
>all the immigrants flood the first world
>nobody comes to Philippines
>establish a first world caliphate that inevitably implodes
>meanwhile the most powerful race is pure because no immigrants = no inbreeding so most powerful genes stay intact
>remember that we have indian ancestry
>idea.jpg
>round up all the Indians in mindanao
>feed them curry 24/7 and have them shit in the ocean
>do this for a number of years and the ocean becomes sticky enough to walk on
>carry a dying Duterte over the ocean into the ruins of Western civilization
>with his last breath he plants the philippine flag on European soil and dies

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>>74874932
4D tumbang preso

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>>74874932
nice

>>74874932
5/5 XD

>>74874235
Come to Malaysia. We are all racist here.

>>74874282
That retard reminds me of Jovelyn

>>74874932
Balkanization and separation is the most likely outcome for us

Yet chinks will still flood us since they are visa free now

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tell me more of pre-colonial SEA gunpowder weapon

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just had dindin guys

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>CDU won another stste election
>SPD btfo
>AFD btfo
>Bakahime btfo
Herr Merkel will lead us to unity and prosperty! Long live the EU!

>>74868292
>chink get chink'ed
https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/4290286

izara aisyah hnnngh
https://video-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.1790-2/18534300_389318024801122_9207508287384190976_n.mp4?efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=ebd4cfb1440ffb3cdbc47f8faaafe0a3&oe=5919D4DC

>>74876914
>tfw no ch*n*s* malaysian gf

>>74877035
susu?

>>74877223
she used to be chubbier

>>74876914
I tot topix is the largest malaysian forum?

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>>74877268

>>74877271
nah m8 its lowyat
cant post porn tho for obv reason

>>74876914
>censored photo
Is he making a joke?

>>74877341
What's your favorite sex fetish, Malay-chan?

Why is she always asking random things?

Does this music inspire you to do things you wouldn't normally do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6ppXX6USo

>>74878373
sex fet or sex position?

>>74878454
Malay-chan loves to draw porn from the looks of it.

>>74878489
tunak tunak tun better

>>74878570
Both.

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>>74878607
Well of course you would prefer an Indian song

>>74878613
oil
amazon

>>74878578
Are they even his drawings?

>>74878607
Used to listen sometimes, it even show up in Angry German Kid videos.

>>74878696
His own artstyle looks very much like it so I guess it would be him. He also tend to censor some of his H-drawings using cropped out-of-frame format.

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wish me luck for tomorrow's exam guys :^)

i wanna end my neet life

>>74879836
nerd

>>74879836
Why would a NEET be taking exams?

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The idea of the EU stretches back centuries....who knew

Flipbong still a cuck

>>74881272
Pic related is me in anime form.

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>>74881352
I look like that irl

>>74874932
>Duterte
>planting any flag
He can't even plant his country's flag in his own territory. Make him do his promise first or he is just a c.uck who likes to talk big.

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>>74881272
Europe is a continent of balance of power, making sure that they are all reliant on each other is crucial to ensuring peace. It has been like this since the HRE to Catholic/Protestant Wars, Napoleonic Wars, Unification Wars, WWI, WWII, Cold War, and the EU.

It is something that rabble rousing laymen could not comprehend, they could not fathom the consequences of trying to destroy the EU. The future of their children would be shit, the privileges they have now as a first world nation would be gone.

>>74882402
The original proto EU ideas are usually done either to stop wars between European powers or as a defense against Islam. Both are close to today's version of the EU though things only took off after WW2 and even then it was quite a long and complex road which France and Germany seem to be the main driving force towards it given the whole European Coal and Steel Community. Most of the actual drivers to the formation of the modern EU stemmed from fears of the Cold War. The UK had been known to be quite skeptical about it and only wants coordination and cooperation between governments.

I'll be looking at Brexit next as it had been a core theme for my module which means it will appear in some way in the exams.

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>>74882715
I wrote a paper on Parliamentary Sovereignty last year, looking at whether Parliament will one day lost its powers to the EU. I concluded that: even if Parliament makes a law saying that it will obey EU law forever, it will only take effect until changed because of the Parliamentary rule that no Parliament will bind future Parliaments and Parliament can make any laws it wants. If future Parliaments change their mind about the EU, then they can do so and legally leave.

The argument about "MUH BORDERS. MUH SOVEREIGNTY. MUH CONTROL" was just a facade to manipulate the plebs into trying to breaking apart the peace. People who learned constitutional law know very well that to bring those up was a non-argument. The UK has always benefited from a dis-united Europe, as it is an island nation, it's keeps the homeland safe. It could therefore focus on manipulating mainlanders into fighting with each other and expand British interest. This has been the British policy, you would never hear populists say this to their manipulated masses.

A clip from this show which was written by a former insider in Whitehall, which explains it easier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37iHSwA1SwE

Why do black people have a culture of slapping each other on the head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mgbGVBfc7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME8zgazm4eU

>>74868292
Singapore wants to leave ASEAN. We're wasting too much money babysitting shitty ass countries. Can we leave now?

>>74885180
Is it confirmed? If so then Singaporexit?

>>74885180
no, we're not done using you just yet

>>74885260
Yeah, their flying island project got completed last week. They're going to fly and land next to Taiwan.

>>74885180
You can leave ASEAN. You can never leave SEA. You can never leave your reliance to food from Malaysia everyday. You will never leave your dependence on exporting to Indonesia. You will never leave your reliance on Malacca Straights being controlled by ASEAN.

ASEAN is you and you are ASEAN.

>>74885512
We don't really depend on Malaysia for food. Rather Malaysia depends on our money to keep their economy running. We have the most advanced navy in the entire malacca straits, along with US aircraft carriers that are currently parked here, so gaining control of the straits is not a big problem. We export predominantly to China and USA anyways, Indonesia constitutes only about 3-4% of our exports. Every year we pay for many bright pinoy kids' education, we pick up Indonesia shit(eg Haze issue), we have to deal with troublemakers like Du30 and Najib. Benefits of using the surrounding countries to set up our operations to jew more money for ourselves can already be done especially with China's silk road project. Thing is, we're the core that links up SEA and Australia, if we just decide to leave, Australia will not have a middle man to communicate with the pinoys, muslims and viets, and would not be able to export as much goods. ASEAN will not have the capital backbone to stand on its own, because we're the bank that keeps pumping money to keep this shit going. We already have contingency plans and can live without ASEAN, only thing that stops us is leaving all the countries around us to deteriorate and crumble, shits already so fucked with ASEAN, imagine how shit would have worsened if we just tore it down.

>>74885436
Nah, we're happy with just the way we are.

>>74887322
Are you Chinese or Tamil or something else?

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>>74887374
Numbers have increased lately as we accepted more Rajahs.

>>74887374
Apparently our national language is malay, but we adopt English as our primary language. Even the elderly know how to speak it, we're very much anglocized, influenced by Western culture. That's why we're able to be so flexible in the world, we can literally move to any western country and integrate into the society.

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>>74887621
>Speak English
>Already multicultural
One day...

>>74887703
To be honest, we're just a country with highly educated and well-to-do citizens. If shit were to go down here, we'll just scatter and find safe havens with little problems overseas, as our workforce offer very highly specialized skills that many country can't offer. For one, we have high profile universities in our country that is universally recognized across the world. Best in Asia in fact. I'm already planning to get a PR in Australia in case shit goes down here.

>>74887869
Hmm... What kind of trouble is brewing in Singapore?
I thought it was a very stable and prosperous place.

>>74887960
literally nothing.

>>74887960
Nothing, but with the recent Trump Isolationist policies, it's actually hurting us.

>>74887703
I got banned after I didn't listen to your warning ;_;

>>74888049
>>74888155
That's what I like to hear. I can dream on then...
>>74888159
Some fag still reported you? How long were you b& for? 3 days, I presume?

>>74888276
yes 3 days it was very painful

>>74887960
We're trying to be Switzerland to be honest, we just want everyone to leave us alone while we go around jewing money.

>>74888276
Why would you want to come here. Go get your IT degree and get accepted into sillicon valley with 300K starting.

>>74888308
Seems like /int/ has a overzealous mod and /asean/ has a resident fag
>>74888356
>>74888411
Are there 2 Singapore anons here?
Well I just want to move to any developed country tbqh. Singapore is one of those countries on the list. I am getting an engineering degree.

>>74888515
I am reformed now, I will never post anything nsfw again.

>>74888676
You can post non-nude lewds apparently as long as they are not from porn.

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>tfw got these 2 qts in my deck

I want to become an ah long and spray paint O$P$ on people's homes.

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Salamat pogi, make sure you pray to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ for protecting you from Satan when you sleep

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goodnight /asean/

>>74879836
>He's taking the national university entrance exam
Underage

>>74888515
>/int/ has a overzealous mod
Not true, I've seen several NSFW threads getting archived because that is what you expect from someone who does it for free.
>/asean/ has a resident fag
It's just MKL banning people that bullied him or dislike his shitty idol.

>>74894900
How many times do I have to say I'm neither a mod nor a janitor?

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>>74891167
Superior card waifu

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I don't think that Indonesia could ever be a developed/advanced country.

Indonesia is lacking the cultural and ethical values that are necessary to propel a nation to be developed. Our population is too diverse and our country is way too spread out geographically. This creates many social problems. Indonesia is facing geographical constraints as well. Indonesians are known for their laid-back mentality. I don't think that there are any advanced country on this Earth whose inhabitants are known for their laid-back mentality. Eastern Asian countries like Japan, Korea, Taiwan, and China were able to advance because these countries already had the necessary cultural and ethical values. These countries are lacking social problems. Plus these countries are not that diverse and not facing geographical constrains. At best, Indonesia in the future would end up like Brazil + religion on steroid. In the ASEAN region, I'm very confident that Vietnam and Thailand are on their way to become developed country.

>>74897683
And that is perfectly fine, because then i can actually work my way into exceptional being without the need of high competition.

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good morning asean

>>74897683
united state of Indonesia when ?

>>74897683
We can start by having a strong leadership and strong sense of nationalism. But I can't argue with that, this country is a lost cause.

>>74897683
>lacking social problems
Nani, Indonesia?

>Japan
Their population is literally decreasing in size as men and women are giving up on dating and starting families. Also one of the famous for high suicide rates and the country known for people working to death.

>Taiwan
Stagnating economy + increasing irrelevance due to China growing = growing social tensions and malaise

>China
Gigantic city-country divide and interclass and interprovincial hatred. Villagers migrating to cities has lead to large swathes of 'left-behind children' that grow up without their parents. One-child policy has also signficantly fucked up the population dynamics.

>>74898398
But those don't negate the fact that this country will be perpetually on the developing stage because just as he said before, we don't have the proper work ethics.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4507110/Thailand-threatens-sue-video-king-crop-top.html

>>74899161
To be honest, if I'm a king I would do the same and call myself "The King of Debauchery".

Opening gf applications.

I am sick for you guys because every time I open 4chan and it's about Philippines there all are tagalog slum pagpag comments or post. I'm Tagalog guy and fortunately for us, there are "very few" non poor tagalogs in which happen when fucked up opening bar and nightclub business 30 years ago. Since then we lived with that worst reputation in which we generate large tourism income. However, I've found that Tagalog Lands is more than just sexual fantasy land for the perv. We might seem stubborn and arrogance, compare to our neighbor, but we always learn about what happen to the world. Tagalog women who also working abroad are also marked by your standard as "whore". And I've seen it right in my face. You don't want to have your mother been called as a hooker as well right? And one thing for the Tagalogs, they work hard, they are creative and professional. As a Tagalog guy I've accepted their extraordinary skills. I hope one day you would have more respect for them or Tagalog society soon

kok aku jadi kebelet boker ya

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I am sick for you guys because every time I open 4chan and it's about Philippines there all are Bisaya slum pagpag comments or post. I'm Bisaya guy and fortunately for us, there are "very few" non poor Bisaya in which happen when fucked up opening bar and nightclub business 30 years ago. Since then we lived with that worst reputation in which we generate large tourism income. However, I've found that Bisaya Lands is more than just sexual fantasy land for the perv. We might seem stubborn and arrogance, compare to our neighbor, but we always learn about what happen to the world. Bisaya women who are whores who also working abroad are also marked by your standard as "whore". And I've seen it right in my face. You don't want to have your mother been called as a hooker as well right? And one thing for the Bisaya, they work hard, they are creative and professional. As a Bisaya guy I've accepted their extraordinary skills. I hope one day you would have more respect for them or Bisaya society soon

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What's /ourguy/ up to these days after losing the election.

Did he finally impregnate his wife or still no child with her?

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meanwhile /our guy / is still crying about losing the election

>>74891396
I want to spray my cum in your tight American ass.

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>>74899675
GF applications are now open.

I want an asean girlfriend

>>74900579
Protip: On your first date, treat her with sopa de macaco. Asean bitches love them uma delicia.

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>>74900498
Will she pass?

>>74900882
Who is that semen demon?

>>74900925
Everything is written there, what more do you need?

>>74900973
>what more do you need?
I want to know her three sizes.

>>74900882
Looks like a swamp dweller to be honest.

>>74892820
is that the hetalia version of our country? eeww

>>74869151
manuscript source? I would like to read it

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>>74898060
>US of Indonesia
Only in our dream, lads.
>tfw I probably get caught by police if I shill about the pro of federal republic system and the cons of democrazy IRL.

>>74901441
That's rude, don't insult Fatin the Brunei poster!

I WANT A GF

It's raining here.

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>>74897683
>>74898060
balkanize is the only way.
pic related

>>74897683
>China
>not diverse

shen me?

Lots of friend I know has already traveled to Japan but not me


Should I?

>>74903602
Yes. And I'm not being biased: it's actually a good place with friendly people and delicious food. If urban life is not your thing, I would recommend you joint a tour that lets you visit the countryside, the shrines, and the temples.

>>74903691
Thing is I don't want to spend lots of money for a week of travel. I only have about 300k savings on me and I'm already 27 yrs old

>>74903733
Airbnb is your way. With good planning you can have a roundtrip trip for only P100,000.

>>74903755
lol I know you're well-endowed with riches but I am not going to spend 1/3rd of my savings for a week of self-gratification.

>>74903789
Alright, here's my master plan:

Train yourself in Kali for the next 50 years or so, and challenge an old Japanese Kendo master to a blood match.

It'll be Cattan vs Katana, and if you die you won't have to pay the return airfare.

>>74903951
So basically you're telling me not to travel to Japan. Where else could I travel?

>>74903602
I plan to go to Japan again this year.

>>74904029
Not really, I was just making a bad joke.

It really depends on what you want to get out of travelling.

>>74904168
I would want to, but definitely not for stupid weeb reasons.

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>>74903733
>>74903789
>300k saving
>27 years old
>cheapfag
Yes I can understand since I got 500k savings and of the same age and it's really hard to depart with the money.
You going to marry anytime soon? Buying property? Buying car?

>>74904029
>Be on 4chan
>dont want to go to japan
WTF is wrong with you man. Get out and go back to plebbit.

>>74904231
I did travel for fun, not just anime culture.

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>>74903951
>>74904171
Hi Singapore.

>>74904253
At my age, people should have at least earned around nearly 1 million pesos worth of money. It's only natural to back out from spending a fortune to travel in Japan, it's not called being cheap.

>>74904361
I dunno. Im earning 35k a month working 5 hours a day.
I dont think 80k pocket money to japan with 300k bank savings is something huge.

>>74902366
It rains every single day

>>74897683
Thais and viets are laid back

>>74904619
Not for you, I already struggle saving 100k worth of money every year and I'm already hoping that my 40k worth of UITF from BDO had an increase on value somehow.

How introverted/extroverted is your country?

Meetup @Tokyo

>>74904928
Obnoxiously extroverted

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>>74904812
>40k worth of investment into bank
>expect anything

You need to have like 500k-2m to feel anything meaningful
Good luck with your life plebbityellowcuck.

>>74904928
Not relevant choices.

>>74904812
Is that 100k usd or peso?

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>>74904812
>>Mark 10:23-27
>Then Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, "How hard it will be for those who have wealth to enter the kingdom of God!" And the disciples were perplexed at these words. But Jesus said to them again, "Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." They were greatly astounded and said to one another, "Then who can be saved?" Jesus looked at them and said, "For mortals it is impossible, but not for God; for God all things are possible."

Ganbare wageslave

>>74904984
Are dutertards poorfag commies kek

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>>74888356
do singaporeans feel patriotism/pride for their nation like the japanese feel for their companies?

>>74897683
i've heard malaysians claim themselves to be laid back, they're stealing our ngaret meme. but look at all these trains and currencies that don't go into the thousands in a single bill. maybe racial segregation and islamic supremacy
was the answer all along!

>>74898060
>>74901746

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>>74868292
We should welcome Mongolia and Turkey in the next General.

>>74905142
Why did Hesus made me born poor, sempai?

>>74904619
80kphp is not enough for japan

>>74905142
At least I'm well off that that other QC guy who lives under 500 pesos a week

>>74905196
A bit try hard on the turkey part

Seems like an order from his chink masters

>>74905142


t. anak ni meyor

>>74905142
>php
Wek

uso pa ba ang haranaa?

>>74905196
>For Turkey to join ASEAN, admission criteria would have to change as under ASEAN Charter Article 6, Clause 2, headlined Admission of New Members, it states that membership should only be open to countries located in the "recognized geographical region of Southeast Asia".

We over reach ourselves, Mongolia is just about the limit
We should just invite Japan and SK, Taiwan and fully encase china

>>74905216
It's a sin to die poor

>>74905233
16k back and forth airfare
20k transpo
10k food
10k lodging
10k anime goods
14k to whatever activities / pasalubong

I dont think I forgot anything essential

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Let me teach you plebs how to be a millionaire

>acquire ten thousand PhP
>convert it to IDR
>you're now a millionaire

>>74905471
Thats for a day
Minimum 300k for 4days

I thought its a sin to be poor

>>74905553
that's only for bank certificate.

>>74905536
Sound like one of those investments scammers
I thought this was only a Facebook thing lol

>>74905196
Might as well rename to Asian Co-prosperity Sphere.
Or China and Co.

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>>74905536
convert it to the vietnamese dong for bonus points

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>>74905536
Tfw it will take me 5 years to become a billionaire.

>>74905471
That better be in dollars not php

You wouldn't go very far with that tbhwy

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>>74905553
>>74905648
Stop fooling me
It's more than enough.
Cheap hostels and shieeet.

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>>74904284
Sup.

>>74905193
I don't get the feeling that people here are as proud of their nation as Nips. On the topic of national pride they seem generally to fall into three groups:
1. People who love the country and when asked why will always bring up some platitudes about 'food', 'peace', 'harmony' and 'efficiency'.
2. People who hate the country and want to move to a White country for 'muh freedoms' ASAP
3. Full-on Singaporean nationalism and exceptionalists who hate Mainlanders, Anehs and Flips with a vengeance. From my observation these tend to be people who suck at every other aspect of life.

>>74905615
>wanting a currency named after a fucking penis

at least Rupiah sounds like some fantasy currency from Zelda

How to be rich and successful?
>move to a first world nation with a renowned education system
>get a degree
>go to a shitole cunt
>get free pass to work on anything

>>74905891
that's interesting. which category do you fall in?

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>>74905216
>Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.
>Luke 6:20

>>74905957
How to be rich and successful?
>be white
>go to a shithole cunt
>enjoy free forex profits and privilege

this reminds me of that psycho ultra-christian "pastor" we had for a teacher. he gave annoying, unnecessary projects and had massive rumours of strangling students, etc. not even the teachers liked him but we all know why he was never fired. it was hilarious

another teacher i had was a brit, really cool guy. would sometimes come late into class and share his weekend adventure stories instead of teaching business. he always went hiking mountains or island trips almost every weekend. i miss him

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>>74905961
As far as patriotism goes, I'm ambivalent. I don't particularly love or hate any country, though I guess I fall closest to the first category. Singapore's an otherwise pretty comfy place to live if you can get used to the fast pace and a governmental obsession with productivity. You don't have to pay extra 'taxes' to get normal administrative jobs done. Our geography means natural disasters are never a problem. Being densely packed may mean having smaller personal space, but it also means having everything you might need close and convenient.

On the topic of food though, there's really no contest. Everything we do well, someone up North does it better.

>>74906062
>be white
>enjoy free forex profits and privilege
Can you explain this? I'm kinda interested in stock, bitcoin, & satoshi lately, 2bh.

Also, red pill me on Forex.

>>74905751
better safe than sorry

no seriously its not

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>>74906268
i can't, i don't understand economics. but basically white people's currencies are stronger than our Rupiah, so the USD, EUR, GBP etc. are worth more than IDR, right? That means someone holding USD can buy more things than someone holding IDR. Basically if you're holding USD and you come into Indonesia, your buying power is higher than other IDR-holding plebs. USD is simply worth more than IDR, shit i hope i got that right

>shitcoins
>>>/biz/
be careful though anon, betting on that shit is risky even for pros

>>74906268
>>74906440
It doesn't work like that.
What malay anaon talking is simply cheaper living cost in asean
What forex and Bitcoin indobro asking is currency trading. You know right, currency are fluctuate between one another? You can make money by buying when its cheap and sell when its have more value.

>>74906440
>>74906547
>i can't, i don't understand economics. but basically white people's currencies are stronger than our Rupiah, so the USD, EUR, GBP etc. are worth more than IDR, right? That means someone holding USD can buy more things than someone holding IDR.
Oh, that's what you mean. I thought he got privilege from Forex just because he's white.

https://www.kaskus.co.id/thread/591a72da5c7798180f8b4569/maimi-yajima-cewek-cantik-yang-berkeringat-terus/1

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>>74868292
Post your country's Nazis.

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>>74907659
>kaskus

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>>74907768
http://rexcurry.net/peoples-action-party-pap-singapore-socialism.html

Singapore is a Nazi country my friend.

The Aryan brotherhood lives on∼

>>74907768
the baybayin translates to "nationalism" btw

>>74907768
cringe

why not the dut youth or the one runing for president

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>>74907768

>>74907768
jesus.. that is some cringy stuff. i better start recoiling ...

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>>74907768

finished my college entrance exam

feelsgood mang :^)

>>74909010
the 2nd guy even has the hairstyle

My crotch hurts

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Our Naj.

>>74909433
Why?

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>>74909637
Our Naj, Joko and Dut

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>>74909774
A bright future.

>>74909751
The brits are landing I think

>>74909875
No Americans.

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xth for

>>74909913
That's not what I meant.
I meant the Redcoats

>>74909956
I don't get it.

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>>74909920
YURI

>>74910130
Menstruations ,please

>>74910361
Tmi

>>74910361
pakai pad la awak

>>74910130
kanak-kanak sila keluar

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>>74910316
no

>>74910477
You asked why

>>74910654
I'm kinda dumb tonight.