/brit/

>>74858447
I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS

anime

>>>/b/732590064

... I'm Still Fucking With Clients And Crime ...

im a schizophrenic anime fan with a hook nose and frizzy gay hair

thats a biscuit

bout to make a strawberry and peanut butter sandwich with some milk

File: 1489122770807.png (104KB, 315x315px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 315x315px

>>74858469
this

>>74858447
if ANYONE says these are biscuits i'll HEEM them right fuckin up

cuckio

>>74858477
ignoring the pins in his bollocks his willy actually made me hard
fucks sake lads am i gay

File: cherry.jpg (74KB, 1024x488px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 1024x488px

>>74858447
cherry edition is patrician

File: IMG_1307.jpg (36KB, 355x246px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 355x246px

Does this cage look big enough for the runtiest runtoid?

Would anyone mind closely inspecting it for me?

*whispers that the OP are biscuits under breath*

>>74858530
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=211217348
yes you are

>>74858447
>>74858547
WHAT

>>74858534

Kill yourself

>>74858542
*bends over and pokes my head in*
yeh mate looks big enough

>>74858542
think you'll be right at home xx

>>74858547
rochdale

what happened to the lad who's cat boxed him in

just remembered when I got broken up with 2 years ago after a 2 year relationship and how bad it fucked me up

cant imagine being married to MEW for 7 years and having her divorce me two weeks after i uploaded a post saying how I fall in love with her more and more every day

File: ea47aa239746831f68c45885dbbb6c1e.jpg (64KB, 500x481px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 500x481px

>>74858555

There's a massive spider in my room, been in here for two days, it's fucking with me, crawls up on the walls next to me, but it always walks like it'll fall off, and it did once near my face, every time I stick my hand or head somewhere it's always right next to me and I only notice when it's too late. I think he's in my coats now, waiting. Need a wee but I'm scared of getting out of bed

Just came to a sudden realisation that there's something wrong with all of you

So many fucking mentally ill asperger ridden cunts and homos in this general, I'm gone

>>74858585
Good, one less Irish Rorke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZkzcm7ubQg

tune haha

>>74858583
i actually find these quite funny because i end up picturing the mad as fuck 14 year old rorkes being enraged by it

File: 1492314178618.png (10KB, 489x423px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 489x423px

>>74858583
>>74858547

>>74858583
What is going on here

I don't understand

File: C7N1T5sU8AAlqP3.jpg (152KB, 1200x691px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1200x691px

>>74858606

>>74858585
im about as normie as they come 2bh

>>74858583
*picks you up from behind and bridges over and drops you on your back*

>>74858585
see you tomorrow

>>74858610
she is untucking her testicles lad

>>74858547
>>74858583
>>74858615
despise trannies

hate fucking mentally ill asperger ridden cunts and homos in /brit/. love potatoes simple as

>>74858610
trannies tuck their cock and bollocks up between their legs when they are out and about, so she is "untucking" momentarily to let her bollocks breathe

Laughing at all you runts screeching politics. You have no idea what you're talking about. Absolutely none of you. And I know just how to play you, what to say, when to say it, who to reply to, and you all go berserk, you're like frenzied, starving runts all trapped together in one cage, all I have to do is poke you with a stick and you tear each other apart.

>>74858584
cucked by a spieder

>>74858559

*kicks your bum in and closes the cage*

HAZZZARRR! Stupid runt fell for my trap!

>>74858561

*picks the yank runt up with one hand and shoves him in*

Here's your playmate!

>>74858547
>>74858583
>>74858615
being a trap and dating men and telling them you're a trap is like hannibal lector feeding people to people
think about it

>>74858629
>>74858638
Oh right that's disgusting

>>74858584
>together for 15 years
>married for 5
>don't worry about having kids since there's no rush
>MEW goes to film Fargo in the arctic with Ewan McGregor
>discovers her sexual side
>desperately try to work out and out-chad Ewan McGregor to prevent getting cucked
>get cucked anyway because it's Ewan McGregor and he turns men gay
>MEW comes back and dumps you
>single for the first time since you were 18
>15 years down the drain
>she's now single and free as her career is taking off
>you're 35 and still a literallywho that will forever be known as MEW's ex-husband

File: 1486338682977.jpg (18KB, 256x239px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 256x239px

>canadian "opeenions"

>>74858648
*not telling them
guess i went into a bit of mad typing there haha x

>>74858655
no idea what that has to do with spiders

gay peruANO

imagine living in peru

>>74858661
>canada without a leaf

File: CZLi6t8VIAE9HF_.jpg (68KB, 600x510px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 600x510px

this one really made me think

>>74858667
Listen to his voice and look at his hands. If you get trapped, you deserve the shitdick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk

File: 1464153144815.jpg (1007KB, 1484x2158px) Image search: [Google]

1007KB, 1484x2158px

>>74858452
JUST

>>74858680
>horse dick
>asian tranny
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

the rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped

>>74858671
JOOST IMAJUUN

>>74858680
theres one where she gets fucked

File: IMG_1309.jpg (91KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 640x1136px

LOL

>>74858697
hmmm
does this make sense?

getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads

can't stop thinking about politics lads

i have become utter cancer

>>74858704
well now i'm interested

>>74858605
>referring to one's testicles as "the girls"
quite hard not to find it funny

>>74858717
is this the artist of those comics

>>74858719
>molyneux
french%

>>74858718
Yea give it a read.

just been paralysed and orally and anally raped by thousands of giant hairy spiders

File: 1469702006266.png (752KB, 2024x1848px) Image search: [Google]

752KB, 2024x1848px

>>74858680
>>74858615

>>74858744
yeah its him

File: IMG_1310.jpg (234KB, 1200x1040px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 1200x1040px

Literally me

getting my daily dose of richard wolff and zizek lads

>>74858772
BRRRRRRAPPPPPPPP

YASSSSSSSSSSSS BRRAAAAAAAAAPP

>>74858744

Yeah would you fuck her?

getting my daily dose of adorno and horkheimer lads

>>74858769
>>74858796
getting mixed messages here

are muslims the only normal people?

Everyone else is super cringe yank reddit tier

getting my daily dose of dugin and evola lads

*getting knighted for services to posting*
*enters throne room*
YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>74858780
zizek is a racist

>>74858717
>27
lol gay death in 3 years
suicide in 5
press S to spit on his grave

>>74858717
it actually looks quite fit desu

its voice will make or break it

and whether its dick is bigger than mind

getting my daily dose of watson and jones lads

File: image.jpg (1MB, 4500x2856px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 4500x2856px

>>74858769
>>74858796

getting my daily dose of ant and dec

getting my daily dose of strasser and strasser lads

File: 1366523119060.jpg (479KB, 1000x1045px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 1000x1045px

>>74858822
why tho

>>74858832
so the "ignorant guys" are the most correct?

getting my daily dose of mitchell and webb

getting my daily dose of owen and toynbee lads

Getting my daily dose of the 'ol 'cide.

File: wojaks despair.jpg (120KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 645x773px

hate my life

>>74858832
translator's note: a "chaser" is a guy who actively seeks a trans partner

getting my daily dose of renegade lads

doing a louder with crowder listen lads

File: 90d.gif (6KB, 329x302px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 329x302px

getting my daily dose of vegeta and piccolo lads

getting my daily dose of 1400mg valium straight up the shitter

getting my daily dose of rick and morty

>tranny chaser

where's bradleyposter when you need him

neghole's getting its daily dose of poz

Need a good pozzing.

>>74858864
>>74858862
good posts. i just left tokyo after being there for 2 months and hate everything in the US now

used to like it here quite a bit, and have traveled elsewhere, but Tokyo is by far the best city in the entire world.

taking a thulean perspective

post bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0V-fxo9CE

>>74858873
was literally about to post and ask what a chaser is

Getting my daily dose of Engels and Marx lads

getting my daily dose of dahl and blyton lads

File: rudder_06.jpg (26KB, 367x500px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 367x500px

>i just left tokyo after being there for 2 months and hate everything in the US now
>used to like it here quite a bit, and have traveled elsewhere, but Tokyo is by far the best city in the entire world.

>>74858832
me on the left

worlds most advanced ai just called me a meatbag cuck because my gf uses a vibrator

File: 1451993596702.png (495KB, 446x481px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 446x481px

>>74858887
>tranny chaser

Getting my daily dose of HRT lads.

getting my daily dose of bordiga and luxemburg

getting my daily dose of tfw no gf lads

>>74858916
dont like anime or japanese girls desu

getting my daily dose of mao and lenin lads

getting my daily dose of dick and dom

File: 1494635215402.png (131KB, 624x599px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 624x599px

>>74858927

File: 1365651188105.jpg (181KB, 900x675px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 900x675px

>dont like anime or japanese girls desu

getting my daily dose of poo and wee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-WifzQ2sWE

tune

getting my daily dose of dose and daily

getting my daily dose of jaffa cakes

getting my daily dose of rosie and jim lads

Requesting the comic where the tranny gets fucked

>>74858908
Don't forget a dose of Proudhon. Property is theft.

lads sargon and molyneux of dose daily my getting

getting my daily dose of drum and bass lads

getting my daily dose of rating and pogba lads

File: 9=0.jpg (42KB, 454x453px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 454x453px

>haven't measured my cock in years (haven't had any complaints so never really cared)
>get the ruler
>Turns out I'm 15 fucking inches
>Literally the happiest guy on earth for 20 seconds
>Realise it's on the cm side

Not good lads.
Not good.

>>74858964
The red haired tranny ?

>>74858943
ahhh nice one mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnHu-WLvY5U

doing a mccartney

getting my daily dose of thailad and lisicki

ok ive had enough of this daily dose meme so shut the fuck up thanks

getting my daily dose of oxide and neutrino lads

File: d61.png (523KB, 680x986px) Image search: [Google]

523KB, 680x986px

>>74858964

getting my daily dose of calpol and neurofen lads

>>74858974
if you've had no complaints does it really matter?

Moving to Regina when I get my fake vagina lads.

>>74858979
JET

getting my daily dose of bosnia and herzegovina

>>74858998
To satisfy a woman you have to be AT LEAST 15 inches.

These are just facts.

i've noticed SJWs love making comics these days

>>74858974
15 inches is over a foot long hahaha

>>74859011
really? you sure?

getting my daily dose of pints and banter lads

File: tumblr_ntigc5lVfW1sidfiqo1_1280.jpg (267KB, 1280x591px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 1280x591px

>>74858964
there's a few

getting my daily dose of bill and ben

I am Dave!Yognau(gh)t and I have the balls!

getting my daily dose of wojak and pepe lads

... White Cat and Brian snail Daily dose picture 15 May 2017 ...

File: tumblr_nrv7jr81xN1sidfiqo1_r1_1280.jpg (353KB, 1280x939px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 1280x939px

>>74859026

have a headache

>>74859026
trans girl's fairytale will never happen
chaser's fairytale happens quite frequently

>>74859036
GOOD post

>>74858893
Hiroshima and Kyoto are both nicer

>>74859026


MOAR

>>74859048
Leave the bra on desu it helps with the illusion

>>74859026
i am unironically enjoying these at this point

have shagged at least a dozen trannies

ask me owt

>>74859048
>cis-gender str8 guy

doesnt cis imply straightness?

>>74859085
alri paul/paulina

>>74859026
What is a "Chaser"? god damn I hate fags

>>74858974
lel'd

File: brutalism.jpg (291KB, 683x1024px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 683x1024px

post brutalism

>>74859102
a chaser is a guy who specifically goes after trannies to an almost weird level

>>74859093
Are sissy brit boys the ultimate tranny? Or do you think asian trannies are better?

>>74859048
I don't quite understand what point this comic is trying to get across.

>>74859001
oh god canada why?

>>74858974
something tells me you'd know if you had a dick that's 1.25 feet in length

File: tgirlorlando.jpg (69KB, 1005x443px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1005x443px

so does this mean she's pro-trump?

File: IMG_1311.jpg (29KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 320x240px

Is dominating a sissy beta femboi runt bent?

>>74859112
So just a gay dude then? I imagine gays don't have to play all the stupid games to get laid because they are dealing with other men and not aloof women

i reckon my /v/ browsing sister will come out as trans one day

>>74859117
the author is amused (or legitimately angry) that straight men might have more experience with bras than trans women i guess

File: fj.jpg (86KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 1280x720px

>>74859111

File: 1431729607139.jpg (809KB, 1792x1391px) Image search: [Google]

809KB, 1792x1391px

>>74859111
at last, my collection can see the light of day

>>74859132
would anyone else filll up her arse?

Have a weird small lump on my calf.

Is it cancer?

>>74859094
no

File: 15000011_1841494452738559_4182550544552793316_o.jpg (86KB, 1270x800px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 1270x800px

didn't know what the fuck this was.


[spoiler]apparently it is just a long hair being pulled[/spoiler]

>>74859121
Because it rhymes Pierre.

>>74859093
oioi hot stuff wanna go see thor 3?

>>74859155
Of course an American wouldn't know what it's like to get a hair stuck under their foreskin..

>>74859150
Could be a bit of multiple sclerosis.

>>74859111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG6_evFc8

>>74859113
I think "sissy brit boys" put in more effort to look more effeminate (for the most part)
though I've only shagged a few oriental trannies, I'd say they were a bit lazy.

>>74859143
no it's not "gay" per se
the term should be transgendersexual or maybe just transsexual, but that word means something else
a gay man would just shag blokes, but tranny chasers specifically go for trannies so it's something else

>>74859161
marvel films are mostly shite

>>74859155
ok i do not get this one at all

never lost an argument on /brit/. destroyed all comers since the threads began.

>>74859150
yes.
trust me, med student here.

File: ss+(2017-05-15+at+02.36.31).jpg (506KB, 1920x928px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 1920x928px

>>74859111
This beauty is a listed building

>>74859175
>multiple sclerosis
Are you joking?

>>74859182
if it has a dick its a bloke mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8wOCNF-sXE

tune

I'M THE TRASHMAN

File: 10704188_1549823445238996_5370859956116984764_n.jpg (49KB, 900x840px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 900x840px

literally me

>no it's not "gay" per se

bradley.jpg

hello I'd like to have an argument please

>>74859174
haha epic! leaf banter is truly incredible!

File: chh2.png (304KB, 502x519px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 502x519px

most trannies look like this
the ones who look feminine still look like men in drag

tranny babes like blaire white are rarer than unicorns

File: 1451525445250.png (257KB, 429x292px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 429x292px

>>74859182
>no it's not "gay" per se

>>74859187
reply to this if youre a gay twat whos wrong about everything
dont reply to this if youre a massive bender who doesnt know anything
pseudo-reply to this if you are all of the above

>>74859174
I have a foreskin and I've never had a hair stuck underneath it.

Hair isn't supposed to grow out of your glans. It grows out of the skin around your pelvis. If hair grew out of the glans of your penis we'd all be fucked because how the fuck are you going to shave that?

I fought the janny and the, janny won

>>74859210
well post some bait then silly

File: 1433018588265.jpg (3MB, 4288x2848px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4288x2848px

the pad

>>74859182
Sounds pretty gay if you can maintain an erection and fuck something with a penis, idk

>>74859221
Do you shave your pubes or something?

>>74859232
*burns it down*

File: 1363600428642.png (2MB, 1328x960px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1328x960px

>>74859218

>TO ALL ARABS : Dont text me unless you possess more than 30 falcons.
need a polish rorkina gf

having a threesome with drumpf and abu bakr al-baghdadi

>>74859240
of course.

It's the only way to get rid of the dried cum smell.

>>74859232
disgusting

I unironicaly want a trans gf where the fuck do I find one? Not counting Thailand

>>74859245
does health insurance cover this shit?

File: 7d067e3c65b03c12d68cc6cf19779bb7.jpg (32KB, 500x353px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 500x353px

the pad

>>74859245
ayy lmao

>>74859197
>>74859219
it's different
plus if you said to one of the trannies who actually think that they're women that you're gay, they'd get very offended
>>74859218
>>74859245
have shagged a few trannies this ugly
they put the effort in though when it comes to the bedroom so it's okay

love lads
hate trannies
simple as

>>74859262
i've seen a few on tinder

File: 1433018848270.jpg (2MB, 2848x4288px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2848x4288px

>>74859241
*it's all concrete*

File: 3E01464800000578-0-image-a-30_1488802614685.jpg (162KB, 962x642px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 962x642px

>>74859262
Bangladesh

>>74859260
You could just not cum on yourself.

>>74859251
I swear to God I saw a girl on tinder whose bio said "Don't message me if you're American or non white". I meant to take a screenshot.

business idea: get away with bullying trannies by pretending not to understand the concept

>>74859269
>have shagged a few trannies this ugly
mate you just shagged a bloke, simple as

i can just about get your perspective if they have feminine features and all, but if they're not passable, you're just fucking a deformed man

File: Tim Farron.jpg (26KB, 652x737px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 652x737px

>>74859284
grim

File: 1480762084597.jpg (7KB, 306x273px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 306x273px

>>74859155
>>74859174
>you can get long hairs stuck under your foreskin

>>74859286
but I wank lying down and pointing my cock away means it could go anywhere.

wanking onto yourself is safe.

anyone else ITT have HPV? you probably have it if you've had sex

>>74859269
are you actually basing your worldview on what DSM-classified people might get offended at

>>74859262
go to a gaybar/trannybar and buy them drinks
>>74859300
it goes beyond the physical level
it's how they act and behave

>>74859284
Pretty sure those are just normal women there.

>>74859306
It feels hot too, it's like I'm a performer

hate the new generation of cringe overly kind yank tier reddit YAAAS types

>>74859310
I had it in the past

>>74859277
don't use tinder

>>74859284
I wouldn't date/fuck a Bangladeshi even if it had a vagina. Gross.

>>74859320
>Yank

nothing to do with us. your citizens do the same shit on their own. just normie tier shit. quit using us as your scapegoat

>>74859311
nah but you gotta be polite to trannies when you're shagging them

>>74859313
>it's how they act and behave
this is actually how paedophiles justify themselves when they nonce kids who are 'mature for their age'

you've just got no standards

File: 5kkrvk1liixy.jpg (79KB, 800x864px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 800x864px

>yanks
quite a fan

just ordered 20g of chlamydia off the dark web

File: 6e4e745535c69eeef272f149c2c2cbbb.png (230KB, 350x332px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 350x332px

>>74859322
>no no m'lady. I only prefer WHITE traps. I'm not a degenerate you know!

>>74859313
no it doesn't you bent twat

>>74859306
next time do it in my mouth :3

>>74859280
*removes all the oxygen*

>>74859148

Show collection

trying to wank but i feel odd

>>74859331
>quit using us as your scapegoat
shan't

I'm angry that trannies exist and are the topic of discussion AGAIN. Aids monkies ITT.

File: 095.jpg (178KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 1080x720px

>>74859322
harsh coming from a somali
>>74859335
fair enough

>>74859337
>you've just got no standards
never said I had any
>>74859351
it's different
I don't find big burly muscular blokes attractive

>>74859331
YAAAASSS QUEEN

*does a little dance*

just been snogged by a baker's dozen orang-utans

Death to /pol/.

File: 1433018514541.jpg (241KB, 1680x2529px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1680x2529px

>>74859352
what you didn't count on was my gigantic ventilation system
>>74859355
ok

bet i can cum farther than anyone in this thread. once came about 6ft

got called a drumpfkin on reddit

eyy
*does finger guns to /brit/*
bang bang
*winks*

Want a Mogg stalker gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYZHMzFaKnY

>>74859301
stop posting this fucking ugly mong

fallen in love with that cute german girl from eurovision a few years ago

Love, oh love
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
'Cause I, oh I
Can't go a minute without your love

File: Tim Farron 3.jpg (1MB, 5521x5000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 5521x5000px

>>74859409

>>74859210
I beg to differ

Thanks, doc

>>74859407
NEED a posh girl to stalk me

>>74859413
who

>>74859350
>>74859363
It's just a sexual preference. People from India and Bangladesh are simply unattractive to me

did brits start "Yaas queen"

>>74859407
What a qt

>>74859465
it's a yank nigger thing

>>74859465
/brit/ invented it

>>74859465
no it was your niggers
they create everything awful including aids and the dab

>>74859465
the very first yaass queen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

>>74859218
I'm sure even the good-looking ones end up miserable at 30
gay sub should remain a teen thing.

File: 1452612647936.jpg (379KB, 1500x1339px) Image search: [Google]

379KB, 1500x1339px

chapel for the modernist age

File: Chav_scally.jpg (14KB, 220x236px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 220x236px

>>74859463
>It's just a sexual preference. People from India and Bangladesh are simply unattractive to me

>>74859465
gay people and pop culture normies acting out caricatures of black women

need a irish hardcore techno gf

timothy james farron, house of commons, westminster place, westminster

>>74859487
is that a giant lego brick

>>74859447
are you retarded?

business idea: perform bane scene with masked friend in the streets for money

someone give me some porn to watch

dont care about the content

>>74859507
are you american?

>>74859516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rsA8TD6LoA

>>74859517
https://www.redtube.com/50453

>>74859517
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56df50dee1cb0

>>74859517
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5900c99624ac8

>>74859516
got drunk in a pub once and started doing this
embarrassing

File: 1452617475765.jpg (206KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1024x683px

>>74859501
it could very well be

>>74859520
what are you trying to say, frog?

>>74859554
did you feel in charge?

>>74859568
yes I did

>>74859458
lena

>>74859551
howling

File: 1493949534552.jpg (3KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 128x128px

>>74859551
>Brits even banter while having sex

wank: done
pogba: not rated
bed: tucked in

File: 1482718638338.jpg (125KB, 780x1170px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 780x1170px

>>74859600
dem hips bruh

>>74859628
>>74859628
>>74859628
nu

>>74859517
http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/9470/meme-lover-parody/

/r/incels is incredible satire