Big Baby Edition
>>74857061
good thing i forgot the pic
maybe this thread will be fast right boys
>girlfriend asks me to do something
>say I'll do it later
>it somehow turns into an argument
Ah yes, women.
>>74857089
I own this game but don't really understand how to play it properly.
Do I just play one hour a day? Everything seems timelocked.
>>74857119
it's a game of skill
>>74857133
>low on cash
>go to island with the bugs n shit
>full inventory after 30 minutes
>go back home
>spend 10 minutes selling bugs
BORING
>>74857066
My name is Bebi.
My world is fire and shitposts.
gf just sent me this
how old is /cum/
>>74857184
death to babyposters
>>74857245
3 years
gf just sent me this
gonna be another slow thread i guess
>>74857298
you ever think of doing something else while waiting for new posts? like a hobby?
>gonna be another slow thread i guess
>>74857298
its Sunday
fuck sundays
the gf
It's nice here in Chicago. Twas a good day to day drink.
>>74857346
don't care about hobbies
do you guys wanna discuss older music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M
the GF.
i dont listen to music
going to touch my peepee for a bit
>>74857262
You don't seem to understand.
Canada, you're her father. Bebi is your daughter.
takes a punch to every fuccboi ITT
the GF..
>>74857430
so STOP POSTING MY DAUGHTER
>20 minutes
>27 posts
listening to the new paramore album
it's actually pretty good
Wu Tang SUUUUUUUUU represent
>>74857467
who are these cock jockeys
HOLY FUCK I need a korean gf lads
just fuck my general up
Is there any alternative to Culture Pals that's actually decent
>>74857644
Bruh we all need kgfs
>>74857119
I think that's what nintendo intended for players to do (there's also the multiplayer). But there are also goals like golden tools, rare events, filling the museum, having a full catalog, getting philanthropic feathers, a perfect town etc. but they can take months if you don't time travel
Whites are unironically the most attractive race
>>74857475
You should be proud
She's sooo cute
>Whites are unironically the most attractive race
>posts a pig covered in rags
almost saw a homeless guy killed today
he was pushing a stroller across a street with oncoming traffic
>so bored, better just go outside
>tree cum gets into eyes and lungs and suffer
>>74857738
the lady in black to the left looks like she gives good advice but at a very high price
Not a big fan of this rage wojak poster, tbqh
>>74857835
/cum/ should be renamed to /dead/
>>74857668
For qts or just talking?
hello pal has a chat thing and you can find people to chat with, and the makers also has a travel app where you could meet people irl or visit them
>>74857738
I would sex her with my penis
The crush
>>74857858
me on left
need an icelandic gf buds
>>74857897
Same
>>74857898
faggot
>>74857898
post more animes
loooooool
dumb fucking worthless anime NEETs killed this place
>>74857913
>>74857913
>>74857112
>3DPD
You deserve what you get.
the gf
>>74857942
>>74857973
i love aqua
I vote for deletion of this thread
>lost all my anime pics a week ago
sad times
*peels banana from both sides and throws away the middle*
why are europeans still awake
it's yank hour now
>>74857986
I vote for deletion of my cock not being in your mouth
>>74857985
Should I watch KonoSuba?
>>74857996
I'm irish
>>74857965
Kill yourself retard
>>74857962
LEWD
i also love sachers
>>74857992
how do people let this happen
I keep mine on two flash drives
For me, it's being Greek
Very mature guys.
>>74858032
I didnt think Id forget my laptop on public transportation
>>74858017
yeah its actually really good
>>74858027
love
I'd anime post with you guys but I am currently on my phone
I found a laptop on the bus
It's full of anime and gay porn
>>74857947
stop evading your ban
>>74858075
thats just the jojo folder, the porn is in a sperate folder
>>74858075
give it back
Where are all the mexicans?
hang on a sec guys, gonna leave this here while I go use the ladies(boies) room
>hurr look at me i'm posting anime
filtered. please fucking gas yourselves you physically pathetic trash
>>74858075
It's probably mine
>>74858062
Alright
>>74858062
i don't get that image
>>74858109
woops forgot an image
>>74858104
you wanted more posts well here they are bub
>>74858109
She raised her skirt
She's a smug little teasing whore and I have several images of her
>>74858029
>>74858029
Who is this girl? I see her on 4chan front page.
I posted a photo of a girl with the dog filter and nobody called her a thot
Maybe this general really is dead
>>74858130
Sachiko from idolmaster
/cum/ baby is from idolmaster too
>>74858109
Sachiko Koshimizu (輿水幸子) is a notorious whore who shows seagulls her pantsu
Fuck yes ducks. Kys trashville
>yeah i watch anime
good to know people like this kill themselves
>>74858153
Is pic related from Idolmaster too?
>>74858153
Its all connected like some kind of conspiracy
gonna post my thing again
im turning into a weeb
i wanna learn japanese, i want to live in japan as an inferior being and be a white servant or something
>>74858203
I was like you until I remembered how much more money americans make than everyone
>>74858216
this
but if I'm gonna stay poor I don't think I'd care
Tfw still live with mommy and daddy
>>74858185
Probably
I've never watched it but I've noticed that their characters have sharp edges
>>74858187
It's the highest form of idol hell from what I've seen on /a/ and /vg/
What can I do tonight with $100 lads
>>74858304
Get a blowjob
>>74858304
nothing
>paying for sex
lol
>>74858304
Get 100 $1 blowjobs
>>74858304
Be who you want to be
>>74858304
buy a several large pizzas
>>74858304
invest in bonds
Prostitution is cheaper than having a girlfriend
t. have never paid for a hooker but have a girlfriend
>>74858316
I have to watch this.
>gonna post my thing again
>im turning into a weeb
>i wanna learn japanese, i want to live in japan as an inferior being and be a white servant or something
>>74858304
order a nintendo ds with several games
>>74858348
ya people don't realize how pricey girlfriends are. Probably the reason so many people here have no gf is because they are neets. Aint gonna work
>>74858307
>>74858327
>>74858310
>>74858332
>>74858354
good answers
>>74858328
>>74858338
bad answers
>>74858348
Unironically a good movie. I'm not even a weeb and only watched it because of shitposting on 4chan
10 posts before bamp limit
jebus cristos
im playing zeldoo so im not posting sorry guys
>>74858354
why not just buy a DS and an R4
>>74858405
I dont know which is more disgusting
only getting 3 tendies, or being in Nu-Yankees stadium
>>74858393
Meant to reply to
>>74858349
>eating fast food
>partaking in the circuses of the modern age designed to dumb down the population and make it oblivious to decaying society
Been watching the Amanda show for 3 hours now
>>74858375
Proof women should be gassed
Currently at work, will post more when home
>>74858450
Neat. I was too nervous to go see it in theaters, but I'll definitelt watch it
>>>/bant/470764
>>>/bant/470764
well lads?
>>74858476
Why? They just want to actually go out and have fun.
>>74858494
What's wrong with nationalism
>>74858476
Nah we need them
>>74858497
Doesn't need to cost money unless they are immoral materialist cunts
>>74858494
I was super disappointed when I found out you cant go into the statue anymore
>>74858494
A better artist could've conveyed that without words
*suplexes Denmark*
I need to get something for dinner. McDonald's or BK?
>>74858470
no that spectator sports and blockbuster movies
>>74858533
alahuackbar
>>74857848
>For qts or just talking?
Sort of both
>>74858550
Me
>>74858550
Burger king desu
>>74858567
me on the far right
>>74858588 (heiled)
me also on the far right.
not in the pic tho
>>74858588
You not in the picture because you don't have friends
Watching The Red Pill documentary
just bought a new gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8EzvK7gcyA
Come to London, my fellow Americans.
The city of God.
>>74858602
uncalled for
>>74858636
Hello cute(x) poster
>>74858641
Ontario?
>>74858649
Of course.
>Hello cute(x) poster
>>74858677
women like this must seriously be the most entitled and brainless of the bunch
Hmm i got a blowjob from a guy today and It was actually good. Made me think
>>74858689
No they're smart
You cant tell me you wouldn't take advantage of betas if you had a vagina
hello /cum/
>>74858700
gaaaaaaaaaay
>>74858677
>implying this isn't a made up story very probably
>>74858706
I am not a shitty person so I would not
>>74858700
Cute guy?
>>74858623
what do you need a gun for
>>74858712
Konichiwa, Apple-san
>>74858723
Would you set up a gaming channel on YouTube or Twitch and get that sweet betabux?
>>74858706
i've been in the same position with beta women, and i have not taken advantage of them.
My left headphone broke, I will die if I don't have a quality music listening device within 3 days, pray for me please
Based fucking ducks
>>74858730
I really dont, but I like guns so I buy them. also they all go up in value. At least the ones I buy do
just finished my book buds
shall be starting another one soon
There's no such thing as a beta female
Guns are bad
They kill people
Ban guns
>>74858777
Wrong. I know one
>>74858768
What are the gun laws like there?
>>74858785
All women are beta by default
They're submissive
*honks behind you*
>>74858809
I had like 5 in my neighborhood today that wouldn't move when I was skating. Annoying af
>>74858759
well lucky for you, stores are open tomorrow and you can go out and buy some in the mornin
:^)
*inspects your penis*
hmmm hmm, very nice
>skating
>>74858855
thank you
>>74858797
Outside of the Chicago-Elmhurst metropolitan area Rockford is the most violent place in Illinois.
>siisti tyyppi
>>74858809
*unzips rifle*
>>74858857
Its comfy m8
God tier: Things that I like
Shit tier: Things that you like
>>74858869
Connecticute!
I WANNA FUCK CANADA IN THE ASS
>>74858905
but i like you
What does kissing feel like
>>74858937
Thanks for proving my point
wish I had friends to play neverwinter with
>>74858939
it feels very very good
>>74858905
what if we like the same things?
>>74858906
Middlesexy!
America sucks. I cant wait to leave
>>74858809
>>74858906
don't recall giving you permission to save my images!!
>>74858982
Come here :3
Everyone feel free to save this image
Radiohead is amazing
Tfw starting my new life tomorrow
>fed up with college, life, useless people around me, laziness, general bullshit
>very unhappy and down with life but don't want to use the meme word "depressed"
>dropped out, cut contact with everyone, cashed out my college fund
>went backpacking for 2 entire years around the world to blow off some steam
>got back a couple of months ago
>applied and accepted into a decent school, bought my dream (reasonable priced) car, etc
>first day of classes start tomorrow, decided to pick as the turning point
>will study thoroughly, eat clean, lift, be proactive, live a healthy lifestyle, avoid negative people, and so on
What am in for? Anyone here ever went through a life change like this? Give me some support and motivation my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX8hFvJhl4Q&feature=youtu.be
americas sport, where its common for someone that is hardly a part of the team to mess up the game
>>74858982
t. bolshevik
>>74859019
Stop taking money from mommy and daddy
if you're a patriotic american you're stupid
>>74859019
>squandered tens of thousands of trustfund bucks on frivolous shit
you will not do well in an intellectual environment.
i hope you're a business major or something mindless like that
>>74859013
Beta male music sucks
>>74858966
You're sexy!
>>74859019
i believe in you anon
just enjoy your time in college, make some friends, don't fail your classes
>>74859081
>if you're a patriotic american you're stupid
if you're an american, and you don't think this is the best nation on earth, you're a retard.
if you're an american, and you think there is nothing wrong with america, you're also a retard
>>74859104
pretty sure the average reddit user would love america
Can someone post one of those group picture memes with the names on the bottom? I need a template to go off of.
why are virginians such freedom hating communists, /cum/?
>>74859096
do you mean it?
>>74859162
comes with being a virgin
>>74859162
Slander and lies
>tfw you will never be a car
>>74858871
delet
>>74858797
not new jersey or california bad but pretty bad
>>74859165
Of course!
want to buy a new gun, buds
>>74859206
Hair combed forward or back?
>>74859206
I'm gonna save this post
I'd like to waste my time trying to get states to make better looking flags, but they would still probably just make ones I don't like
lets watch a movie /cum/
America
>homosexuality
>nihilism
>social atomization
>economic disparity
>vapid consumerism
>crime
>oligarchy
Iran
>heterosexuality
>Shia Islam
>community
>equality
>higher purpose
>safety
>Islamic Republic
>>74859258
my state has a perfect flag
>>74859258
upgrade your room, and get a new wallpaper
>buying a phonograph instead of the giant stereo
Is this how /cum/ is irl?
>>74859058
>>74859082
It was a mutual fund that had been set up at birth but not paid into since 2003 because my parents started hating each other. It had a couple thousand in it and the rest came from what I had saved up during high school and when I sold off a few possessions. The fund didn't even matter because I had college paid off, and still do, thanks to the GI bill and unused scholarships. Oh and it's engineering, not business.
>frivilous shit
That's the way you look at it, not me. Traveling is one of the few things I actually enjoy in life anymore. I've made dozens of international friends I still keep in touch with, learned a new language, and have seen much of the world, and I'm barely into my early 20s.
>>74859103
Thank you. At least not everyone here is a nay sayer. I'm actually really looking forward to college and meeting some new people, which is a first.
>>74859275
he should have given his mom a visit instead
>>74859179
You can be Christine
>captcha: choose all of the cars
>mfw I picked all of the cars and a person and it still accepted it
>>74859292
Oh dear God the cringe. Wasn't there some chubby dudes half-assing a hazing ritual or something? I recalled one getting arrested for it.
>>74859275
>i'm glad my mom is dead so she couldn't see how people like me fucked things up
ok sensitive joss whedon
>>74859293
Can instantly tell you're a fake military wannabe
why? you cannot combine scholarships with the GI Bill
fucking fraudulent trust fund baby
me
>>74859273
America
>free
Iran
>not free
>>74859319
as long as you pick 2/3 i find it works
or 3 squares from the the choose all the squares with cars/street signs
or just switch to legacy captcha
>mfw you can still renigga the new legacy captcha
>>74859370
post hands
>inequality is a bad thing
grey is the best eye colour
northeast europe is the most powerful place on the world
>>74859390
2fast2memerious
>>74859292
Im so embarrassed
>>74859390
Honestly, anybody who tries hard enough can escape poverty if they live in a Western country.
Seriously, it takes little to nothing to be part of the infamous "1%". As a millenial, if you have as little as 10k in your savings account, you're literally in the top 8% of your generation. That's how bad the average person is with money.
>when you have no virtuous characteristics and you've done nothing to be proud of, so you latch onto your eye color to keep you from feeling so bad
>>74859433
t. eyelet
if your eyes aren't grey or green fuck off
>>74859471
t crying about his waste of a life
>>74859338
Hey dumbass, the GI bill from my dad pays by semester which will eventually run out as he has already used some of it. I already used 2 semesters worth and have about 4 left. The other scholarships I have are book allowances, cash stipends, or something to that degree. I applied for plenty in high school and have enough to put me over the limit of what the GI bill can't cover.
>Can instantly tell you're a fake military wannabe
Go ahead and tell me how I look like a military wannabe from what I've written. I don't even have any intention on joining.
>why? you cannot combine scholarships with the GI Bill
Not sure how you figure I'm a fake military wanna be from this but I'll shoot. No shit you can't combine a GI bill with something like a full ride. You seem like an idiot that doesn't know different kinds of scholarships exist aside from university awarded ones probably because you were an idiot in school and didn't try for any.
Go ahead, be butthurt some more because you either are $60,000 in debt thanks to your financially retarded parents or because you didn't go to college at all and get mad at anyone else who does.
Chipotle desu
>>74859518
gross
>>74859533
Delicious*
somebody please tell me the pattern for legacy captcha
it keeps saying I put in the wrong word
>>74859510
>the GI bill from my dad
lol
you're such a pampered baby
off yourself you hippie cunt
I'm in school for free because I actually worked and earned my shit in the military unlike you who dropped out like a bitch to go on some girly trip around on a bike and now you want to come back to your free cushion in life where you don't have to be responsible in ANY way lmao
>>74859510
>thinks his wellfare queen mooching and trust fund makes everyone else a debt slave
pitiful. my university and graduate school were both paid for in full, same with my living expenses and all of my hobbies.
my trust fund is going straight back into a long term mutual fund so i can retire early instead of drive a shitty used car to a public hiking spot
Don't forget: it's Hallmark Day.
So go out there and remind your mother that you remember her and that she should've swallowed you.
>>74859289
I just started yesterday (and the loan was paid off today)
I don't care for the gold stereo though, maybe it'll fit in a different room later on.
HO BOY I SURE DO LOVE ME SOME DICK
>>74859433
GET OUT OF MY MIND
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm in school for free because I'm a smarty pants and I made good grades in high school
i like national socialism lol
i should go play chapter 2 of the game of thrones telltale "games" ""game""
>>74859593
make sure you always have 30grand on hand if Nook decides to sell the moon
Tfw work tomirrow.
What are the best gay clubs in your city?
>>74859570
>>74859574
>omg his parents thought about their children's futures while mine smoked pot and worked at walmart instead
>i know, let's make fun of him and call him a pampered baby mooch
Cry some more, it's delicious.
And besides, what am I supposed to do, not use something that's meant for me to use? Am I supposed to take financial aid and student loans just so I can be an idiot like the rest of the art degree majors? Ha no, fuck off.
National Socialism is socialism with a soul.
>>74859646
>tfw work on Tuesday
>>74859633
lies
>>74859649
invest the money wisely instead of squandering it on your brainlet masturbatory hobbies.
how can i be jealous of you when i'm better off than you?
>>74859646
>>74859675
>tfw phone call about work tomorrow
sayonara, neetdom
>>74859679
>he never bought the moon
LMAOing at ur life
https://youtu.be/H9694K85Xc8
Me
>>74859697
uhh you can't, like, own the moon, man
>>74859684
>invest the money wisely instead of squandering it on your brainlet masturbatory hobbies.
>store the money away for 50 years so I can do what I just did at 20 but rather at age 70
Smart
>>74859724
hold on, firing up my town
>>74859647
Emerald City, I love going to tha-
Whoops
god dammit, I mustve erased my town
>>74859803
I bet you never owned the moon anyway
>>74859825
no I did, but for some reason past me started over
http://animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Theme
>>74859756
i invest in guns. they go up in value continuously, and i can shoot them.
when i get bored of one, i sell it and buy a nicer one.
you are not smart. you are just another engineering undergrad. max IQ of 115
>>74859832
>http://animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Theme
moon landings confirmed for fake
>>74859832
Need to play Animal Crossing again
>>74859876
You like guns and I like traveling. So be it.
You can't get mad at someone for enjoying something they like. Do I get asshurt because you like to buy and shoot guns? No. Do I think shooting guns and using ammunition is a waste? Possibly. Will I call you a pampered idiot for it? Never
>>74859942
>Do I think shooting guns and using ammunition is a waste? Possibly
>:(
>>74859953
its ok when the day of reckoning comes you can reap his sweet undefended boipucci
wish I had a gun to shoot
>>74859971
Bit gay
>>74859998
You can come visit and we can go shoot guns
>>74859942
your interests are masturbatory, and mine is a valuable skill.
you can't defend yours so you just envoke the post-modern notion that value is purely and wholly subjective, which is bologna.
i don't care if you don't like my hobbies.
I think I'm getting too old to still not be married, buds
wish I had a nonwhite to shoot
what did the basques mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-5dcGTacI0
>>74860007
>Bit gay
just trying to identify with you
>>74859998
you can also visit me and shoot some of my guns
>>74860011
Wanna know how I know you're a libertarian cuck?
>>74860013
>go on facebook to look at my 10yr hs reunion page thats coming up in a month
>everyone (including the nerds) pictures are of them getting married and having careers
>meanwhile i'm me
wew
>>74860048
i'd like to see how. i'm natsoc
>>74860007
what kind of guns?
>>74857066
I wonder if it is uma delícia
>>74860157
no monkey brains, you wouldnt like it
>>74860088
*flexes biceps*
>>74860183
aren't your muscles getting flabby in the hospital?
>>74860235
>implying im in a hosptial
went to the gym today bub
>>74859139
Pls someone
>>74860281
post what you had for dinner to prove it
>>74860335
i would have to post my belly and thurston would get too excited
>>74860358
he deserves it
>>74860411
d-does he?
why?
>>74860455
he's done everything for you!
>>74860524
all he's done is appreciate my mealposts, like others have also done. he is not unique except that he wants to fugg me.
>>74860552
>want to fug calgary
>unique
can't be both
>>74860589
b-but my belly isn't a chiseled six pack
a bit flabby but not fat
t. 175lb 6'
>>74860642
>tfw slightly more weight and slightly more height
>>74860552
wow
>>74860702
>tfw i have 70 mealposts on my phone
:3