/cum/

first for cum

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*bullies the cat*

>>74851803
i'll be your bf unless you're a gay or a black

*adjusts collar*
*stands up*
Ahem, may I have your attention?...
*room quiets down*
*someone coughs but its nbd*
*clears throat*
*pushes up glasses*
*straightens face*
*looks around with a resting bitch face*
.....
*deep inhale*
*room glances with anticipation*
.....
WE

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>>74851819
kotted.kot

not reading the last post because a Canadian made it

SpongeBob: Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. [gets a jar and opens the lid] Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. [Patrick gets out a pickle] Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: You need a jar. [picks up a spatula] No. [picks up his pants] No. [picks up SpongeBob] No. Try...this! [gives Patrick a jar] Now take the lid off the jar. [puts the lid in his mouth] Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. [puts his hand on counter] No, the lid. [slides his hand to the corner of the counter] [Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid", Patrick pants due to exhaustion. Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there] Freeze!! [hand is on the side of the jar] Almost there. Now head for the lid. [hand goes lower] Cold. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!
Patrick: Ow, it burns!

74851890
dont belive his lies

>>74851890
hope you live in florida. i can't afford to go anywhere else on a graduate student salary

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Hola.

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>>74852012
beanie beaner, im a meanie

i like finland more than germany ama

>>74852021
well aren't you special

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spencer getting thoc

>>74852068
Whats your favorite movie?

>>74852104
das boot

5'9 is the perfect height

>>74852096
bunch of white boys in khakis lmao its like im in the hamptons again

>>74852152

give me a good chuckle.

London > Toronto
Prove me wrong.

>>74852148
>literally an inch away from being king of manlets

>>74851849
Yo what's wrong with dating a black man

>>74852183
they're worse than trash

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>>74852096
>spencer
this man is very high in estrogen, look at those tits
i bet he drinks milk and tap water

I'm 5'11, have brown hair, blue eyes, and a square (but not too square) jaw
Who else /defaultcharacter/ here

>>74852227
and sucks black penis

>>74852254
who doesn't in this day and age

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we need a new *eastern* religion fad

>>74851890
post feet

>>74852021
fuck off we're full

>>74852205
baka u just ain't found the right one

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NORMOS GET OUT


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74852285
How about you kill yourself instead

>tfw watching tv show
>character starts doing something really fucking stupid and potentially cringey that will ruin the nice situation he's in
>too awkward to watch
>pause it
>post on 4chan instead

>>74852293
racemixing is not cool laddies

>>74852317
shut the fuck up nixon

>>74852337
There's literally nothing wrong with racemixing

>>74852012
hola lad, how's today going for ya?

>>74852317
nice crocodile you have there

Nothing wrong with race mixing if youre not white

>>74852284
*steps on your contact lens*

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>>74852354

im mixed race and im gonna mix race with a white chick

feels good

>>74852372
It's a good thing no one here is white

>>74852347
those not feet

I'm like that vampire guy from Twilight except I'm black and I'm going to knock up 5 generations of your white daughters with my spermy penis

>>74852390
what is this

Petition to add Russia to /cum/ permanently.

just opened an image of an empty woods and laughed

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>>74852443

>>74852460
nay

>>74852434
fuck you then

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>>74852251
Suh

>>74852460
remove Canada and we have /rum/

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>white people start murdering each again
>white women immediately kiss up to the invaders whose job it was to murder their fathers/husbands/brothers/friends

White people are so strange desu

>>74852517
It cause they ain't human baka

>>74852465
I see something

>>74852524
alright

>>74851819
Good kot

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Is it time for anime?

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these are good cookies

https://uploadir.com/u/d8gebht0

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>>74852596

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>>74852596
yes

>>74852568
there is no russian general dummy

Reminder that anime posters are all fags

>>74852323
How about you go and fuck yourself

oh boy jannys gonna be PISSED

nothing more disgusting than faggots desu

would have no qualms about murdering every single one of them myself if i would not get caught

could go for a beer or two right now buds

i hate the gays

tfw not a janny to ban all homoes

wtf I am leave

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>>74852717
don't

I'd tell this queer spamming dick pics to go fuck himself but he'd probably enjoy it

>>74852347
>I'm a white girl

Nice try Eli, I'm telling your mom you're wearing her clothes.

fuck this fucking faggot spammer get aids you shit dick homo

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the gf

migration to 8-chon when so we can actually have someone to ban these fucks

i hate faggots so god damn much

like * that * cat *

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heh.

Go fuck yourself you faggot mods and tranny janny

Anyone have an American Wojak flagbearer meme?

if any janny is reading this
the spammer is probably using a proxy and his real ip address is 74852568

really hope that faggot dies soon

what a fucking waste of life, like all homos

>>74852904
Jokes on you I like boipucci

>when you hid a post because it was repugnant, but hovering over someone's quote makes you see it again
i HATE g00k

>>74853161
use 4chan x

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Currently driving through Oklahoma

>>74853183
this

Janitor here, keep posting boy-pussy I will not delete it

>>74853161
good post

>>74853213
Oklahoma is such a beautiful state

that feeling when no emotional relationship with a female

>>74853303
you don't need love

you don't need children

gta eflc's soundtrack was really underrated buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uejh-bHa4To
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeZkLV3ZjeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

>>74853303
did you call your mom to wish her happy mother's day? maybe even get her a card and some flowers?

>>74853299
your suicide note and then stream your suicide

75 big bones in giftcards to best buy

not sure what to buy desu

>>74853367

I got her a card and had lunch with her

>>74853347
reserve taht talk for the nonwhites

>>74853299
I saw a pic a long time ago I loved, it was pinkie pie with a dick. I know that doesn't narrow anything down much but she was bending over and the view as similar to >>74853212. I remember big balls and really really fuckable looking butt.
it was drawn in a sort of "casual" style I really liked, the artist made sort of light sketch-like strokes rather than something very "finished", if I remember correctly.

post that if you have anything like it.

>>74853364
WATCH OUT BOY; SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP!

>>74853390
>implying I don't want the white race to die out

no matter how bad things are, at least you'll never be this faggot spammer

I wonder who could be responsible for the state of today's threads?
>>74840062
>>74852946

since quebecois are lazy fucks everything is closed on a sunday and i have to travel an hour across town just to find an electronic boutique that is open and can sell me a damn keyboard

>>74853459
4chan's moderation staff are really the ones to blame

why are the ________ so shit on this site
i mean its been 15 minutes already and the posts are not deleted

if there were no faggots, this shit wouldn't happen

it's a real shame that AIDS failed in killing off these freakshows

20 miles until I'm finally out of Oklahoma

dog bless

i am literally bored to tears, bois.
what am i to do?

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I prefer african-american women

>>74853578
WE NEED A CURE FOR AIDS GOYS, PLS DONATE TO THE AIDS FOUNTATION

wish I had a qt ukrainian/slav gf

>>74851819
he's got those vape sunglasses on

>tfw raking a masterlock #3 padlock open in 2 seconds repeatedly
im making it guys

Dr. Pepper is a true american drink. coca cola is a purely jewish concoction

conway unadded me on steam

why is everyone I know playing PUBG

more of an off-fensive drive 2bh much harder to die that way, but fuck everyone else too

have to spend mothers day with my dad and his libral whore
i really miss my mom

>>74852330
ok yeah it's almost certain now, he's gonna fuck EVERYTHING up

>>74853869
fhritp

>>74853902
no she lives in oregon. it's been like 4 years since i've seen her

>>74853959
hmu

>>74853959

do you call/email her at all?

lets play vanilla tf bois?

>>74853820
im alive

>>74853977
if i go visit her, i'll hit you up dawg

>>74854001
yeah but i should call more often or skype

>>74853884
AAAA I CAN'T WATCH IT
WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO THEIR VIEWERS
this is ruining the whole thing

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>>74853756
>conway unadded me on steam

why do all steamfags have to be so fucking homo all the time

>>74853959
is weed legal in oregon?

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*puts hairs from my anus on your food without you noticing*

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>>74854148

wtf there's a hair in my food

thinking about if life would be easier if i was bi

i want to impregnate a woman though

*googles how to put a mans brain in a womans body*

when was the last time we even posted something in the /cum/ steam group

the mulatto is gay

who would've guessed it

/cum/ should have its own general on /int/

>>74854220
no im straight lol im wondering if it would be easier to have a man as a life pardner

btw i shannot be giving congay (you)s he turned into a little cunt as soon as /dixie/ appeared

>>74854257

but what would we call it?

>>74854283
>im wondering if it would be easier to have a man as a life pardner

so you're gay

>>74854290
//cum//

>>74854298
I have no sexual attraction to men, but I find them much easier to relate to and befriend than women. Thus, I think i would rather spend the rest of my life with a man. The only issue being I dont like men beyond platonic companionship and i do have sexual desires.

Do you understand my conundrum now?

>>74854324

ah yes

los angeles

>>74854344
>Thus, I think i would rather spend the rest of my life with a man.
so you're gay then

>>74854381
having a best friend for life is gay? that doesnt make sense

Do not know the difference between agape and eros?

>>74854424
>having a best friend for life is gay?
if they are male, yes

faggot

>>74854344
Are you serious about all this?

*exposes my little piggies*

>>74854344
maybe your actually one of those asexual homos or something?
The ones that have like 67 genders

>>74854434
Agape = platonic love
Eros = erotic attraction

Ive never felt eros for another man, only women, but agape for another man. Do you understand?
>>74854455
yes

if conway says it's gay then there's no denying that it's super gay

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nigerian intellectual

*dies*

>>74854547
i thought he was actually saying poopoo instead of pussy

Off to the shops

>>74854532
>>74854535
>>74854474
ive fucked girls and enjoyed it, and im not attracted to men

stay mad virgins

*dabs*

many flaming homosexuals have relationships with women to hide their homosexuality

doesn't mean that they aren't gay

you bender

I'm fasting for the first time in my life, 30 hours deep into this.
Give me some retarded animu to watch and distract myself or post some delicious food if you fucking hate me.

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>>74854705
*posts both*

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>>74854705
*posts both*

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obligatory desu

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How did you guys spend your Sunday?

Mine was quite relaxing

*does a back flip*
haha beat that

*does a double back flip*
*smirks at u*

>>74854741
You didn't post the name of the animu.

*360 noscopes both of you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-5dcGTacI0

>>74854807

god dammit, you're gonna make me start up my town again and get all depressed when my neighbors ask me where I went

>>74854860
fuck you

*runs away crying*

>>74854741
you didn't post the name of the anime
>>74854806
oh lord, white people never cease to amaze me.

>>74854877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjs7lGPCKE

>>74854877
Europeans need to stop rapping immediately, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHHSHnHB4_8

what the f_ck

*ignores mexico and swiss reply about the anime name*

>>74854957
there is NOT enough room in that pan

REEEEEEE

I do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep

*keeps ignoring you*

>>74854877
wtf is language? Sounds like Estonian spoken by Spanish people with occasional French twangs.

>>74854962
holy shit!!

>>74854962
what the frickking frick!!!!

>>74855052
>>74855054

>01:39:59
>01:39:58
are we going back in time

>>74855029
Basque.

>>74855029
basque

alien language

>>74855118
you must be that much further from a server

>>74855128


:^)

<:^)

>>74854997
JACK'D

gonna make a sandwich u want 1???????

>>74855296
I want 2

>>74855296
uhhh NOOOOOO!!!

:/\)

>>74855296

I'll take a BLT, hold the mayo

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r8 my dinner you guys

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>>74855333
>hold the mayo

*Puts mayo on your buns*

>>74855379
>she gets ravaged at 18
not that bad

>>74855296
Salami, turkey, onion, on rye

Trump is the president of the United States.

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>>74855423

>>74855423
Not my president.

which fucking word am I supposed to type out for legacy captcha

theres no pattern

>>74855343
i would eat it / 10

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>>74855379

This is literally why i wont be having a daughter.

>>74855467
both words

>>74855467
yes there is

>>74855467
just the first and a space

>>74855523

Ive done that and it still gives me an error message

>nets

>>74855379
It sounds like he really enjoyed writing that post. I bet he wants to watch someone fuck his daughter.

>>74855343
whenever my family throws a party they make a breakfast the next day with the leftovers.
This looks like that, non the less the "recalentado" is better than the actual food so I give it a 9/10, what's the name of the dishbtw?

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give me a good reason on why i shouldn't kill you

>>74855579
I went to a hookah bar and ordered Kafta. Was really good. That entire place was only $6.99. I also rate it 9/10

>>74855627

cute bebis dont kill

>>74855627
My party tricks are the bomb and I never ask for gas money when giving a ride.

>>74854877
>separatism of Catalonia and the Basque Country would result in the loss of 1/4th of Spain's economy

That's fucking ridiculous lads, the rest of that country are leeches.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK cum lol

>when your whole country runs solely on the cuck porn industry

>>74855756
>when your whole country runs on the rapes of your women by Ausländer

>>74855756
>add sales taxes
>foreigners pay your taxes
nothing wrong with that

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>tfw gf with a soft pale belly

>>74855887
i want to HAVE SEX with HER

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>>74855705
>These 9.7 million account for 25% of the country's GDP

How can one country be so fucking lazy? Are the other regions even trying to do anything? Wtf.

>>74855756
I think the reliance on the tourism in the south is actually what's resulting in the whole country being shit.

how does one get the confidence to talk to potential gf's

Im stuck at the 'starting a conversation' phase

tomorrow I'm just going ask out 10 women and see what happens

My girlfriend is Argentinian and has an Italian last name
Is she white?

>>74855756
this bad, you're forced to focus on tourists instead of your own people to get those tax shekels

white power

>>74855922
africa ends at the alps

>>74855916
Hello, I have a 7 inch penis. Do you want to be my gf?

It's not hard, anon.

>>74855887
>gf
>g
I got bad news for you son

>>74855979
that meme is so bad you should feel ashamed
https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/?hl=en

>>74855979
her hips are way too high ding dong

i like christmas

>>74856102
me too

>>74852152
That's the point. Spencer is trying to give off friendly white frat boy vibes to misdirect people into thinking he's harmless.

He has said it himself.

>germany was conceived by roman rape babies
>germany was reborn by russian rape babies
>germany is now being made anew with brown rape babies
I guess that's just how it is over there

>>74852096
>>74852227
literally nothing wrong with a man who has an ample bosom

should go get some beer after din dins and play vidya imo

>>74856321
don't do that

>>74856375
but why

just finished working out.
now i'm bored again
what am i to do?

>>74856389
I would be very disappointed

>>74851738
hideous kot

i like tapwater

>>74856405
work out more, sissy

>>74856491
enjoy your government sponsered poison

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There is nothing wrong with being gay

Being transgender on the other hand.....

Business idea:
mix citywater with whey and call it milk

>>74856554
fundamentally there is no difference

>4 minutes
>0 posts
sick of this shit

>>74856707
It was closer to 5 minutes, idiot.

business idea: give me money for nothing

>>74856740
doesn't your country already do that?

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>>74856740
great idea

stop thinking like that, ok anon?
you are fucking perfect babe

>>74856794
no just food and medical treatment
except that one time ralph klein gave us all five hundred bucks

>>74856809
i like your thinking

>>74856836
i imagine that that is for the indegenous population, right?

>>74856837
>chinese build quality

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literally me right now

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>>74856923

>>74856951
hope he died 2bh

Why are women so over dramatic?

hope he didn't die

QUESTION KNOWERS OF FLAGS

Do posters from Kosovo get a Serbia or Kosovo flag?

>>74857026
kosovo

>>74856874
f117s?

FISH ON!! FISH ON!!

look at this new thread

>>74857066

>>74857073
>3 posts early
janny ban this sick filth

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>>74857096
sorry

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>>74857127

>>74856867
nope.
I guess it comes from the fact that many people in here start their sexual life at 12-15 years old so it's kinda dumb to jail a couple of prepubescents for fucking each other.
But yeah minors can give consent, on the other hand mexican justice is still written instead of an oral trial so the minor can't be a legal entity and instead the parents tutor give or deny consent in case of a trial.

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>>74857175
me in a few hours

I've never been a weeb but I'm turning into one

japan is just so cool

I'm not a weeb

>>74853489
blame the mass

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>I've never been a weeb but I'm turning into one
>japan is just so cool

i slapped garth brooks out of his rhinestone shirt

for me, it's la croix