/cum/ canada usa mexico

bout to do acid

>>74842124
>it's been 2 minutes and I'm the third post

Dead cum

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i hope the Danes come back to finish off the disgusting br*ts

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>>74842124
>>74842173
>>74842179
>>74842198
>>74842221
>>74842241

samefags

>>74842179
How much?

>>74842322
faggot

>>74842322
i'll be your european bf

>>74842322
Wow anon that's kinda gay

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>make a well thought out post
>it gets ignored

this is why i rather shitpost

>>74842322
wouldn't mind having a french whore to tickle my balls

I don't really need your (You)'s, but disposing of unwanted items is my service

>>74842173
Stop posting this cat

>>74842322
Me too

I wish some Mexican would type out a well-thought out post. I would surely give him a (you).

I wonder if we will see one.

Have you exerciser yet today /cum/?

cant believe after all this healthcare nonsense there's still some half-speed working class morons who think trump is on their side

>>74842561
i've never exercised

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I'm a girl

>>74842614
no you aren't

>>74842560
are you a girl?

>>74842614
Heyy bb

>>74842561
naw, but i should go hit the bowflex or do some jogging

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>>74842708
I want my gf to dom me

>>74842561
Yes. Gettin /fit/ is one thing I actually put effort into

>>74842780
you'll need to change, for me bb...

>wanting to be dominated by a woman
never understood this
i can't get off unless i'm choking the shit out of her while destroying her insides

>>74842728
>tfw no sadistic gf with daddy issues

Gonna start gambling with buttcoins today buds

>>74842826
the world has changed
women have the power of men because of firearms

>>74842826
Femdom is nice sometimes desu

>>74842894
no, no they don't

>>74842922
yes, yes they do

>>74842941
reddit

>>74842961
i hope all the ontario refugees come to the pacific
gonna need them to combat all the mexicans from california

>>74842978
sometimes i feel bad if i leave marks, but i always provide aftercare if i get too rough
pain pills, cuddles, stuff like that.

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hi

>>74842886
Put in xrp. Sell when it hits $1

I'm gonna HEEM Mike from Dollar Shave Club. Getting tired of his shitty ads.

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>tfw /brit/ is over 3 times faster than we

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>>74843304
ok post, she has t be bebi
>>74843272
horrible post, plz delet

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>>74842124
Sup op give me a good salad

The Jews want you to never marry and reproduce. Are you going to do what the Jews want?

>>74843688
I wish your skull could meet a .45.

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Janny don't dele

*sharts*

>>74843864
I bet you also wish that you weren't a faggot because you know that you're a disappointment to your parents.

>>74843855
ooohhh, bTFO

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>;)

>>74843952
Seriously though, on your decision to come out of the closet, did you take your parent's feelings into account at all?

Got in an argument with the gf today buds
My Sunday is off to a great start

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will you get your dick wet by one of these girls?

>>74844142
Girl on the far left is the only decent looking one

>>74844142
>brown eyes
nah

>>74844199
>Why would you feel the need to come out to your parents
>I'd rather just have them think that I'm a hopeless autist

That's my point. I think it would be better if more gays did this. Imagine the selfishness that comes along with fucking up your parent's lives over your sex fetish. The narcissism is staggering

>>74844199
She asked me to do something and I told her I'd do it tomorrow
Just one of those times where an argument happens over nothing

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tfw want a gf but absolutely unwilling to go through any effort or lowering myself to get one

She also went to her mom's house so this isn't gonna get any better for a few days since I don't think her mom likes me

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post your spirit animal

I like anime

>>74844526
fag

>>74844444

Honey liqueur is vile

>>74844388
Honestly most faggots are vile but parents that don't accept their children based on their sexual orientation shouldn't have kids in the first place

If you legit have problems with having a well adjusted son that happens to be homosexual you need to reevaluate your life and morals

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>>74844743

>>74844882
t. faggot

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>>74844951

>>74844882
I agree with that, I'm not talking about shitty parents who disown or even mistreat their son for coming out. I'm talking about normal parents who will have to try and deal with it as best they can for their spolied child who couldn't keep his sex life to himself.

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How do we stop them?

>>74845270
Holy shit.
Leafs may have taken the virtual shitposting title but I'll be damned if Aussies will ever fall from the IRL shitposting throne.

>go outside onw ay to gym
>see landlord
>hey go-i mean anon, you're rent is going up 50 dollars :^)
>already overpaying compared to what else isout there
>think he just wants me out
>urge to kill rises
>o-ok
>leave
fuck the planet

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Clean up your room

>he wouldn't disown his faggot son
>he wouldn't disown his racemixing son
that's how we got to the mess we're in

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>brown eyes? Uhhh no thanks I'm an ARYAN ok? No poopeyes for me thank yoy

>>74845406
are you drunk
you fucking nigger

I've had the same gf for nearly 7 years
AMA

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>>>/a/157206502

>tfw all those (You)s

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never forget

>>74845480
rude

>>74845481
i wish
i have to be clearheaded tomorrow to talk to a guy about a job

gonna go eat lunch and go to the hardware store

Would like a qt girl to sit on my face desu

>>74845491
>weebs are extremely racists
ahh yes

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>me? i'm not racist

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>>74845593
>all those spelling mistakes
>'i wish'
i dont believe you

I'm leaving for work now, I'll see you guys later.

https://my.mixtape.moe/aymhiz.webm

would rather move to Canada than the US, how does that make the yank feel?

>>74845645
>Are you going to be able to make it?
make it where? not to drink? possibly
depends on how much i want to kms and stop caring

>>74845650
don't believe you're straight but i talk to you anyway

>>74845645
just expressing my desires

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>>74845678

Did anyone hear that? Sounded a bit like a cockroach.

>>74845678
its understandable

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>>74845701
straight as an arrow, bud

tfw my professor wants people to give him hardcopies of their papers and writes notes on them in his barely readable hand writing

>>74845706
why is he apologizing?

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>>74845603
>he isn't racist

>>74844882
>it's a someone of anglo descent is telling us how to run a family episode

Lmao comedy gold

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494787641340.webm

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I'm back to Marina posting, I'm sure you guys have missed me immensely

>>74845801
yeah i have 1500 in the bank, 10k in debt to a line of credit, 23k in mutual funds
hoping this monday job works out
rent is 650 a mo now, could find somewhere for 4-500 easy but i hate moving and having to get people to help me

>>74845803
sure thing ;)

>>74845887
old and busted

>want to order food
>the online ordering is down

guess i'm starving

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>>74845913
This is just plain false and proven untrue by simply looking at any photo of her

Some shitty kid in my class keeps complaining about my handwriting so i requested hard copies of his paper just to fuck with him

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>western whores

>>74845967
>being a yank
>fast food 'restaurants' literally every 15m down the road
>the water supply is coca-cola
>still too lazy to roll to the door and shout across the road for a Quad bacon X-XL Juggernaut burger with extra fries,

>>74845967
Never heard of postmates, eat24, grubhub, or ubereats? Hell even amazon

>>74845678
Just rubbed some coins together that bear the visage of our Queen in anticipation

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Can YOU tell where the gooksluts belong?
One in five /cum/ anons get this wrong!

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>>74846109
sick of you brits in my general

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>>74846109
>be british
>be british

>>74846149
PLASTIC

why do delivery places never have cream soda

it is always coke or pepsi, a root beer, and then fruity drinks

>>74846109
>be the yanks of Europe
I know you ain't playing the game with us Mohammed

>>74846185
does the m stand for mosque?

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>does the m stand for mosque?

/cum/ has been unusually garbage this past week. We need our tripfags back. Or at least some new gimmick.

>>74845270
>turkey flags

still can't say she won't start up a fight

>>74846364
i thought it was funny...

>>74846392
sorry pal but i couldn't hospital mealpost forever, had to end sometime

>>74846392
Its been worse, but now its decent

>>74846433
u ok frenchie? Nice dubs.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494423368674.webm

>>74846506
enjoyed this

>>74846392
ok

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>>74842124

rude

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>>74846497
Oh yeah, I'm justing listening to music to fit my mood.

I went on that bar hopping date with the 50 year old, and it went great except for one thing.
My ex was at one bar towards the end of the night, she came up to when my date was in the bathroom, yelled at me, hit me in the face, and walked out.

When she came back I told her I was blushed from the alcohol.

*challenges you into a fight*

>>74846392
Ok

>>74845410
I wouldn't literally disown them but it would definitely be implied

>>74846724
bring your viking sword, be at fjelland on the solstice or else

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>>74846721
>When she came back I told her I was blushed from the alcohol.

I can't tell if this is autism, or manipulation.

>>74846392
How about you go and fuck yourself

>>74846392
It's my fault, I barely posted this week.

need a big bad yank to stretch my sphincter x

I wouldn't fuck myself but it would definitely be implied

Wanna bury my face into a qt womans buttcheeks

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>>74846721
>tfw no abusive french exgf

Mobile posting right now because I'm shitting
Ask me anything

>>74847056
pics

>>74847068
No

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>>74846392
>We need our tripfags back
As much as I hated the dirty prick, LMM provided hours of entertainment.

>>74846994
I came back for you.

>>74847056
Have you fucked yourself?

>>74847156
Not a worthwhile gimmick. Shall be filtering you

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so how's those dubs going, anon?

>>74847190
go fuck yourself

>>74847122
pls x

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>>74847233
Why don't you tell me?

>>74846463
You were released? How are you?

>>74847400
good
out for a couple days now
nut is normal

>>74847026
She texted me this morning asking me to come over.

99% sure it'll start out with an apology, and end with her yelling again.

Pathetic attempts at dubs

current feel: give up

>>74847555
not with those digits

>>74847450
Slap that bitch and tell her to go fuck herself

Current feel: Kind of worried about what gf's mom is telling her

>>74846721
How old are you mang?

>>74847630
embarrassing

Why do some people use their glass plates when they're in the toilet? The toilet visits take longer probably. And the devices get contaminated probably.

>>74847434
That's good.

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>>74847934

/dead/

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How do we stop reddit

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Me af

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>>74848464

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>steam has porn VN's now
dont know how to feel about this

>>74848548
what are their titles?

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The gf

>>74848400
>free speech
Ghanta

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>>74848599

>>74848635
Tomboys are for_____

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What are the brits for?

>>74848517
Anyone who actually wears this deserves to be shot.

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/brit/s just started a new thread. wonder if we'll be able to max this before they do

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bump

>>74848694
me

seeds have germinated
they're in seed pots noe

weed probably

>>74849107
parsley, basil, chervil, tomato

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think im gonna blow my next paycheck on a lappy

TWO SCOOPS

>>74849189
It's just something else to keep me busy
kind of like it

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nap time

>>74849358
Don't wake up :)

One scoop? In my Presidency?

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MAINSTEEEM MEEDIA

>low quality shitposts
stop it

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>tfw you got to see mainstream media and the left lose their fucking minds

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>>74849704

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*goes golfing*

>>74849742
what happened

>>74849791
trump got elected

>>74849791
45th President of the United States of America Donald John Trump

>>74849830
what when

>>74849850
NOT MY PRESIDANT X-DDD

>>74849850
little while ago

>>74849885
well you are in finland

>>74849886
oh

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>>74849798
Make that 3 (me on Her Majesty's right)

why does trump get two scoops of ice cream while everyone else gets one? seems unfair desu

>>74849791
HE ATE CHICKEN WITH EXTRA SAUCE AND EVERYONE ELSE GOT NO SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT KIND OF NAZI DOESN'T EAT HIS FOOD PERFECTLY RATIONED WITH EVERYONE ELSE LIKE HE'S LIVING IN A COMMUNIST GULAG??!??!!!!

>>74849959
He's the fucking PotUS, have some goddamned respect hippie.

>>74849959
he's a literally turning into a dictator
impeachment WHEN

>>74849959
hes fat

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>>74849985
Forgot pic

>>74849959
He requested it

>>74850010
impeach flavored ice cream WHEN

>>74850003
is this part of Executive privilege?

i get 3 scoops

>>74850039
>>74849959
damn.... i remmeber when colbert was actually liked by /pol/ and /new/. Before the new wave

Lads, anyone from Boston here?

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this enrages the CNN employee

>>74850107
not many niggers here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjuyyAHu6s

>>74850096
The Colbert Report was a funny parody of cuckservatism

Now it's just Colbert's unbridled SJWism leaking out into the public.

>>74850096
good thing this is /int/. We love him

>>74850157
Thought Boston was Irish central not nigger central.

>>74850157
a brazilian just posted though hahahahahahaha

>>74850150
It was literally just a light-hearted time filler.

>>74850079
Vive l'empereur du états-unis !

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>>74850215

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*Blocks your path

>>74850215
No it's not.
Look at the twitter reactions, people are saying that it's Trumps attempt to dominate over other

>>74850191
isn't that the same thing?

>>74850264
>posting more time filler
i don't see what you're trying to prove here.

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any good movies where the good guy looses and just sees the world burn?

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>>74849959
Literally insecure and feels the need to one-up everyone else around him. Sort of the same reason why do does shit like pic related.

>>74842561
Did my morning session. After dinner i'll do my nightly one.

>>74850385
Any WW2 film

>>74850385
real life

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bVYgYW6410

>>74850450
Bad answer

>>74850456
Good answer

>>74850395
He does jazz hands because he's insecure?

in this hellish world you can only have one scoop of ice cream

>>74850385
Ken Burn's 'Civil War'

>>74850485
plot twist: ww2 is a part of real life

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>>74850509
>Not noticing the three electoral maps in the background

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>>74850561
Best answer

>>74850385
The Mist

>>74850562
Yeah, I saw those (in the foreground) and I read the filename. I assume that Trump, like most Americans, has to brush up on his geography.

>>74850562
they're county maps showing who won, but he lost the poular vote

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>>74850636
Good banter.

>>74850678
That's why it's called an electoral map, not a popularity contest map. The president isn't elected the same way as your prom queen

>>74850678
>but he lost the popular vote
butt hurt

una vela

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o

>>74850678
good thing mob rule doesn't work

>>74850816
>>74850864
>implying it's a good thing that Donald Trump is the President

back to t_d

>>74850772
>>74850782
>>74850816
>>74850864
Idiots.

The fact that those are county maps refutes the idea that he has those county maps on his desk to boost his ego.

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donaldo is better than hillarry atleast

>>74850998
incomprehensible.
did this gobbledygook make sense when you read it back to yourself in your head?

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I'm creating the perfect country, fuck drumpf

>>74850998
Lego his ego

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>>74851052
Post more monkey pls

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>>74851076
canada with a francophone majority

would be glorious

>tfw you're the only white guy on /int/

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>>74851076
French Canada?

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>>74851120

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>>74851147
congratulations

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>>74851125
Ceci pêh

>>74851181
i like this picture

>>74851197
oh shit where my acadiens @

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>>74851156
i though there were birds outside or something, but my nose was making a whistling sound

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>>74851247
Ici dans nouveau-brunswick

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nvm the british are coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWaFkBi4knM

>>74851321
i met people from NB while skiing but they were anglo, disappointing desu

>>74851365
I can't zoom in, is that the Bourbon restoration flag or the royaliste one?

>>74851070
good argument

>>74851269
wtf is wrong with this monkey

>>74851647
favor treat wind fervor blade bland bald beard while some chronometer corona delirious delinquent bandage bondage babies tires tutelage

that's basically what you wrote, but your vocabulary probably consists of at most 1500 words

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>>74851718
people give it sweets

>>74851751
You're probably just embarrassed because you missed the obvious point of that anon's post.

The post makes perfect sense, but I put in an extra word or two that made it sound repetitive.