/brit/

Destroy all E*ropeans.

two 'ni 'zas in the oven lads

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anime

>>74831013
City of God

repost for new thread

What do you think 80 year old you would advice you to do?

>>74831013
man bites dog

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/14/teenager-and-man-41-become-latest-to-die-in-spate-of-knife-murders-in-london-6636441/

>be londoner
>get stabbed

>>74831106
kill myself

>>74831013 #
Tangerines or The Fencer

both Estonian. good films. Tangerines starts a little shite but gets better

i wonder if richard spencer has groupies

the four humours: phlegm, shit, piss and cum

>>74831116
>Karolina Chwiluk
Don't care

>>74831003
Thanks lad, she's needed a good one for a while.

When did you realise that /brit/ was full of Nathan Barleys without the satire?

got 6 months for flashing my arse lads

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business idea: spend the next 3 years getting swole, get a good job, learn Japanese to a passable conversational level, travel to Japan for the 2020 Olympics and slay mad nihon poon (while also experiencing a one-in-a-lifetime cultural and athletic display)

>>74831069
i was lifting for 2 years beforehand and was well above 1/2/3/4 m8.

but yeah. it was cringeworthy in retrospect. I did manage to get a gf in the end, by friendzoning myself.

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>>74831013
greek incest simulator 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrtQOgOlHY

choon

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>>74831013
red sorghum
lust, caution
the handmaiden

Any of you lads as handsome as the lead singer in this vid?

https://youtu.be/g7f6HiQ2LuU

MUM

MUUUUUUM

MUM WHERE'S ME FLAPPY HAT? I LEFT IT IN THE COUCH BUT IT'S GONE

need a pussy to put my willy in

>>74831106
eat healthier so i dont die before 80, or eat worse so i dont prolong my suffering

>>74831187
ITS IN THE LOOUUUNNGEEE

bellends absolutely REEKS of potent smeg

>>74831187
gf used to make fun of the way i asked my mum for stuff

*spunks on your little sister*

>>74831166
you realise japs don't actually look like that

honestly one of the ugliest races of people going

vile little creatures

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out in the parents' endz for mother's day

Fuck this gay new thread shit. reposting my post

Any of you lads ever go to your University graduation? how was it

>>74831170
Literal Nonce film

>>74831196
There wasn't one for B.Sc. degree and I'm not going to the M.Sc. one unless they force me to go.

>>74831235
Alri Alex

>>74831170
>Teacher hears me telling a joke to my Turkish friend
>Hey anon how do you separate a Greek man from his Son?
>With a Crowbar
>Storms up and drags me into his office
>goes mental over my racist joke to my Greek friend
>friend tells him he's Turkish

Never been let off the hook so quickly.

>>74831235
looks incredibly comfy

>>74831166
if all you wana do is sleep with asian girls you should just go to china. I know a few boys out there and if you are white you treated like royalty by everyone.

paris is the best city on earth. im right you can't prove me wrong

>>74831170
>>74831244
name?

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Hmmm yes these two definitely would get together in real life. What great casting

>>74831235
it was mothers day 2 months ago

>>74831235
post war neighborhoods have such a charm
nothing's changed but the vehicles

>>74831137
>bench and diddly related no doubt
nah i was in a car crash and broke several bones.

been about 9 motnhs since i last lifted

>>74831264
Proto-yank bellend it looks dismal

>>74831235
wonder how many trapdoor spiders live within the grass patches depicted heer

>>74831215
WHAAAT?

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>>74831060
/brit/ Challenge:

Name a more undesirable group than Romanis

Illiterate, inbred, ugly, stunted, dumb, criminal

>>74831166
Japanese do not like muscle or even white men

>>74831273
'ogtooth

top tier greekino

>>74831243
free food, slags in sunday clothes, last day with the lads

bit naff in all honesty, takes like 4 hours

conservatism is the new counter culture

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>>74831243
Nah I dropped out after 3 years of a 4year course.

>>74831304
Muslims

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>>74831101

>>74831235
dont care

>>74831243
>standing around in a gown for several hours surrounded by hysterical Normies and their families who think this is the best thing to ever happen to them, waiting for your name to be called out and shake someone's hand for 0.5 seconds before being shuffled out again
Hahahahahahahaha no thanks I'm alright. Would literally rather punch myself in the nuts 20 times than go to a fucking graduation ceremony.

People think I'm weird for not going too. Wankers.

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>>74831314

spitroasting my dog

@ozzies

hopefully visiting australia next year for the first time. Going to be knocking around the east coast for a little over 2 weeks, Melbourne, Sydney and shit on the coast. Anything you guys particularly recomend?

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>>74831288

>>74831275
FOY

>>74831271
Is Venice classed as a city?
I mean it's better.

>>74831243
yea.
first one was nice because it was in the summer and everyone got pissed

second one was grim because it was in the winter, the space was too small and all the east asians on our course insisted on taking endless group photos

>>74831315
Why?

>>74831243
went to my sister's and it looked like a laugh
looking forward to my own

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anyone else not have a mom?

we're all gonna make it, r-right lads?

Wrote a great song in my head but forgot it the next day

>>74831196

the 'rents finally realised i hardly had any friends at uni

managed to hide the fact i didn't really get on with the ones they though were my friends though aha

>>74831170
>tfw can't find a good quality version of the etude the son was playing in that scene

>>74831304
pikeys

>>74831340
i recommend you DON'T touch any of ARE women

>>74831271
all those wogs who live there and do terrorist attacks have excellent taste then

>>74831243
pretty dire combination of leaving early to get home in time & not having any friends.

>BBC2 international triathlon league coverage

ah yes, license fee money well spent, love seeing the man turn the pedal and the woman run the laps over and over and over

>>74831243
was gonna skip it but mum wanted me to go. glad i went in the end, got to have a chat with some people i hadnt spoken to in ages, and they do a good job of making you feel proud/part of your university

>>74831318
not even the same tier my man

>>74831400
yeah innit

>>74831235
That's lovely mate.

>>74831235
alri mr Ball

>be friendless loser
>decide to make a change
>lift for 2 years
>decide to also become more confident with women by not having any problem with just going up to them and talking to them

>tell /brit/ about it
>get berated
not sure how i feel about this one lads.

dribbling

what is it with Greeks and nonce films?

>>74831390
well I am super unaesthetic so you don't have to worry.

>>74831407
It is such shit weather for it makes it look cooler than it really is. The Brownlees seem like solid lads tho

business idea: gay ISIS porn

>>74831366
soon as my dad passes away I'm ending my own life

>>74831284
Lol bullshit, you'd have said that rather than 'a series of injuries'

You got called out and can't take it. You aren't swole because you've got your lifts just barely Intermediate on strstd lumping around far too much weight with awful form permantly injuring your rotator cuff and lower back in the process

>>74831390
i dont like white women anyway

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>>74831361
Cause I was going to kill myself if I didn't.

I don;t make as much money, I don't have as much prospects but I'm in a relationship, engaged to be married in fact, living a much happier life than I ever was as a Student. Best thing I ever did was drop out of Uni, it has it's obvious downsides and I'm not saying everyone should but that place was hell for me. I'm not even particularly abnormie I could put on a good face and mix with the normans but they were insufferable cunts the work was boring, I knew after the first term I wouldn't want to work in the field anyway but I ploughed on until I couldn't take it anymore.

>>74831434
did it work?

>>74831281
90% of those houses were built before WW1 you yank spastoid

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>license fee money well spent

>>74831370
>tfw managed to reignite my first year friendships and make some curosry new ones, in the last stretch of uni just to avoid letting my parents know i'd been lonely and depressed on my own for the last 3 years

>>74831235
Wait a minute I know this street

Mate are you in the inner-west?

>>74831434
I feel like lifting for most people is a cope to be honest and sounds like it was for you. If you genuinely managed to improve your life though congratulations and only reason you are berated is because the rest of us are jealous.

>>74831461
well he's still posting on /shit/ so what do you think?

>>74831060
>try to whack off
>girl in one of the videos has nipple piercings
>remember my crush just got them
>get sad and have to stop because I'll never see them

they're a red flag anyway right fellas? right?

>>74831434
FONT

>>74831454
GREAT post

my dad keeps making jokes about how i have no mates and i dont think he realises im a hairs breadth away from suicide because of how lonely i am
that'd teach him though aha x

>>74831247
>>74831309
>>74831315
>>74831325
>>74831360
>>74831365
>>74831370

Not looking forward to it but the 'rents cant wait since im the first to go. Pretty much just another twat on the academic conveyor belt desu

>>74831407
Did you watch BBC Eurovision. First thing Norton says is how it's all white men and proceeds to mention specifically how 'white' competitors are another 3 times alongside dozens of jabs at the lack of 'diversity'.

>>74831446
yeah but you're foreign
accents make girls go weak

Best foreign film wasn't mentioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ANbZsnjx9Q

Why did Russia hack the NHS

>>74831519
trust mate I was in america a few years ago and couldn't even pick anyone up there.

>>74831454
>you've got your lifts just barely Intermediate on strstd lumping around far too much weight with awful form permantly injuring your rotator cuff and lower back in the process
literally me haha
my diddly isn't too bad though x

>>74831498
I find any sort of metal attached to one's body unattractive. Nothing ideological, just personal taste.

>>74831340
Get fit. Not ripped just a little fit, it'll help loads on the beach I bet even you can root a few beach babes if you have a nice accent.

>>74831460
wew mate, what field was it? what are you doing now?

>>74831537
self defense

i was born in 1988

i am the millennial generation

>>74831478
yes

>>74831461
i got a few numbers and text-conversations, though they didn't lead to dates - felt good getting the numbers though.

ironically i managed to friendzone some other girl from my uni and she eventually became my gf after telling me stuff like 'you're like a brother' 'i could never see you in a romantic light' etc

>>74831519
even in aus where brits are fucking everywhere?

>>74831537
It was Hillary

>>74831498
from my super limited experience I feel like pierced nipples are better to look at than interact with, you want to taste tit not metal

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>"just grow a beard, bro"

>>74831454
are you the bodybuilder from a few nights ago? how long were you lifting natty before getting on steroids?

havent showered in 3 days aha

>>74831582
Mate, does your last name begin with an H and end with an E?

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Cara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE

>>74831562
Chemistry, and I just labour. I like ti well enough,, it pays the bills and the people aren't insufferable retards who think the sun shines out of their own arse.

Most people think I'm crazy but I'd rather be working class happy than a middle class suicide statistic.

soon to begin reading Jungs Memories, Dreams, Reflections

We must be mad...LITERALLY mad as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependants, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant-descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.

>>74831618
not even close lad sorry

>>74831618
yes

>>74831598
That's not even a difficult type of beard to grow

>>74831454
nah mate i was actually in a car accident.

i didn't get any lifting related injuries ever. I was lifting for 2 years - everything was going swimmingly and then it all went to shit :(

why are there so many people being born with autism

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>>74831654
t.

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hope my work's network gets infected by that ransomware tomorrow and they let us go home

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>soon to be reading Jung's hat's, trilby's and fedoras: finding your fit

>>74831548
>used to be a fat cunt but could pull >4pl8 easy and squat >3pl8
>looked like i didn't lift
>fast fowards 2 years, now i'm pretty often the biggest guy in the gym but struggled to pull 3pl8 for a triple this morning (perfect form tho) because i neglect legs and maybe train them once a month
>then went on to row >2pl8 for reps

i became a meme

>>74831630
it's shaped like a willy haha

>>74831586
no one's that common

>>74831669
Autism is helpful in the modern world. Not full blown aspie shit that needs a caretaker but being on the spectrum is inevitably helpful in succeeding in a world increasingly full of white collar academics.

>>74831669
combination of a few factors
1. we're getting better at diagnosing autism, so more people are being diagnosed
2. People are having children later in life, which significantly increases the chances of autism
3. epigenetic factors to do with environment and diet of parents

>>74831669
It's trendy.

t. 'isms

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>>74831671
t.

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>>74831671
t.

>>74831687
What?

>>74831687
Was it really worth it

>>74831636
chemistry is a shit tier field to wageslave in anyway lad, chemists are underpaid, overworked and the work is dull. sounds like you made the right choice especially if labourers in oz make as much as we get told they do.

>>74831717
Disagree.

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>>74831731
>>74831732
>timestamp
add me to the discord too lads

>>74831731
>>74831732
whoa

so this is the power of aussie shitposting

>>74831537
Why did they hack themselves?

>>74831697
>i neglect legs and maybe train them once a month
christ mate
Massive powerlifter quads look like shit but don't go too far in the opposite direction, at least cycle or do sumo deads or something

>>74831669
'autism' =/= autism, any abnormie with ocd is an autismo these days

got nothign to do so i do drugs

might take a short break at the end of may

copenhagen? lisbon?

>>74831761
At the very least it's LESS of a hindrance, hence higher rates of it.

>>74831802
how about a quick trip on my dick

im semi aspergers - i function like a normal humanoid for the most part but i'm clumsy and i get obsessed with lists and classifications of things - for example i get a weird kick looking at lists of national flags in this like the eurovision or world cup.

>>74831802
Budapest is nice

>>74831802
not been to either but both sound good, maybe also consider barcelona and brussels

>>74831819

ok

>>74831802
oxycodine

Suicide is not necessarily bad. If and when I go, my last thoughts will be of gratitude. Gratitude for having experienced consciousness incarnated in the most intelligent species of it's planet.

>>74831771
well i meant i do a couple of sets of squats or deads when i feel like it, but only properly do legs very occasionally, got genetically muscular legs anyway so i don't really have to train them, they'll never look like twigs unless i literally don't move for 6 months

>>74831802

ill break your jaw in a short amount of time

set me free why don't you baby

>>74831825
lucky

i'm a full blown retard

alri lads here we go

http://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

>>74831825
I'd urge you not to get diagnozed.

Eating spinach lads

>>74831833

Brussels is dogshit, don't go there

>>74831843
fagot

>>74831832
is it really or is it just a meme

Where can I get cherry pie?

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 30% (-)
LDEM: 9% (-2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)

(via @YouGov).

>>74831825
same. I also get very obsessed with certain topics for months at a time. Don't know if im fully autistic though

>>74831868
how many questions

>>74831877
sad to hear you had a bad time there, Antwerp might be a better shout but a weekend in Brussels is very pleasent.

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>got genetically muscular legs

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could kill everyone in this thread with a stern look

>>74831843
make sure you've got a load of white up your snozzer and end it all surrounded by ladyboys

>>74831825
>for example i get a weird kick looking at lists of national flags in this like the eurovision or world cup.
don't get why autists enjoy stuff like that at all. same with trainspotting or other weird categorising and grouping activities.

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>>74831900
>50%

>Richard Spencer got banned from the UK by Theresa May as Home Secretary for inciting hatred

wew

Like İstanbul, Amman, Rome, Moscow, Besançon, San Francisco, Edinburgh, Bergen, Plovdiv, Sheffield, Washington, D.C. and Turku, Lisbon is built on seven hills.

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>>74831922
little bit lower please x

>>74831871
yeah my mum noticed it when i was younger that i was a bit odd but also that was too interested in for example the diversity of types of dinosaurs - than just say how badass T-rex was.

she decided against seeking diagnosis - and I've just learned to hide my powerlevels and act like a normal human.

>>74831922
>4MB


will I be opening this image? no I will not

>>74831904
>http://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
124 fuck that

>>74831940
hu?

>>74831940
What about the daily hatred aimed towards Christianity

definitely think I have some mild form of aspergers or something

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>>74831900
>3%

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>>74831868
>one of the questions on the aspergers quiz is "do you have aspergers"

hmm.

>>74831963
so is every village in Bosnia.

i smell like cum

>>74831928
can't explain it. its pure 'tism. sometimes i take a step back and think to myself - why is this appealing

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>>74831900
JUST

>>74832012
thats just the datamining lie in it all

>>74831922
stop posting your body
shave your weird always-wet chest hair
lift weights

>>74831868
is the test doing all the questions? guess i'm not a 'tism after all haha

>>74831963
wow even sheffield wow

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>just act natural and the women will be drawn to your chill

>>74831900
lmao Lib Dems are shit, Farron out

>>74831979

as a child i was obsessed with how tall footballers were (used to memorise the stats in the sticker book), types of trees, car license plates, some other stuff.

need to have a wank before the gf gets back

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>>74831900

>>74831586
In the 90s and 00s every pub and hotel had at least one Straya cunt barman working p/t and studying at our unis. Coming over here shagging our women. They always went home I mean, why wouldn't they?
Worst thing about working in Straya is commuting. Fucking savage.

why is the ethiopian complaining when he's normal himself

>>74832033
the Ed Miliband of UKIP

>>74832037
shut your mouth before i shut it for you vile little runt

>>74831919
sorry you got hit by the genetics shit stick la, not everyone has big lads on both sides of the family

>>74832098
>me
>normal

never been to stratford upon avon

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>>74832063
football and autism is a potent combination

>>74832098
he has body dysphoria

>>74832108
you could not do shit to anyone you invertebrate. Keep working on your 1pl8 bench, cunt

>>74832063
That's deeper than me.

Mine were
>trains and buses - but as a small child i just wanted to be on them - not really anorak

>dinosaurs - walking with dinosaurs and a few books on dinosaurs got my 'tism really going - all the fascinating different species - all the different types that were related wew

>animals in general till i was about 10

>sports (which players palyed for whichteams and came from which countries) till i was 17

always had a low-key interest in different countries, which sort of became the overriding one i guess.

>>74832108
come down to stoke and say that and see what happens, melt

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>Yanks

>>74832146
giggling like a schoolgirl

having a cup of tea watching football, what are you lads up to?

>>74832166
i bench your dad for reps whilst your mum noshes off my enormous knob

>>74832187

that reminds me i was also obsessed with bus timetables

>>74832204
They have a girl taking the picture. Why don't the force the girl to suck they dick

are there men kicking a ball about on some grass today lads?

>>74832225
pretty cool, looks like a horror piece

>>74832217
you bench my warm up for a 1rm you little girl
now get OUT of my SIGHT

>>74832146
honestly think he just gets bored with how easy the sport is for him sometimes and trys to entertain himself

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*heems you a seventh time*

>>74832234
She ain't they opp

>>74832247
La liga race down to the wire. 4.5 bongs

Can't fathom the mind of footy runts who know all the constantly changing rosters of dozens of teams and all the players positions and strengths. Literally the most useless things you could possibly know but they can rhyme them off effortlessly as if it's intelligent.

Mental innit

>>74832234
they're trying to emasculate their (opp) opposition

>>74832234
Rape has long been the negro's preferred weapon of war

think a few months ago I was obsessively imagining a universe in which pokemon lived in the real world, detailing how this world would come about and the changes that it would experience

don't even really like pokemon

not gonna lie, I'll be crying when the Queen passes away

>>74832256
>DiGiannanantonio
fucking wops christ

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>>74832256
>Gino DiGiannantonio
absolutely howling

>>74832256
oh shit, he seriously doesn't know?

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>Can't fathom the mind of footy runts who know all the constantly changing rosters of dozens of teams and all the players positions and strengths. Literally the most useless things you could possibly know but they can rhyme them off effortlessly as if it's intelligent.

>>74832164
>tfw you pull your hat low to cover your undereye hollows

think i might have my 4th wank of the day

watching a programme about people on benefits

utterly, utterly fucking grim

>>74831636
That seems like something that can only work in Australia. Try that here and you're on benefits for life.

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Ah yes

>>74832275
>foreign football
bit boring

>>74832204
That "gun" has a fucking orange tip. It's a bloody cap gun
>>74832312
Never been willposted before

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howling
i just remembered the time the local down syndrome girl came to knock on my door and i stood in the window making the "go home" sign at her and she stared at me then walked away looking all dejected

>>74832234
Obviously it's a cultural thing and you are a racist for questioning it.
Why can't people accept diversity? shake my head

why are girls dying their hair grey these days?

the fucking huge hoops in the earlobes
the ridiculous hair colours
the stupid tattoos
it's like they're trying their hardest to make themselves as unattractive as possible

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Really want to lose the 'ginity to her

>>74832322
>undereye hollows
the fuck

>>74832294
That seems like something that can only work in Australia. Try that here and you're on benefits for life.

>>74832280
>Mental innit
yeah seriously, one of my mates lists off the names of players for obscure teams years and years ago. Don't understand how you store that ammount of dull information

>>74832343
Hammers v Liverpool starting now. Tottenham - united later

lads i have pasta and no pasta sauce and also have curry sauce but no rice.

could you make a curry with pasta?

>>74832349
creasing

alri lads haha

>>74832234

sexually humiliating your enemy is the best way to destroy them psychologically

What the hell is a meme

>>74832381
alri ahmed

>>74832381
you can make curry with anything if you put your heart to it

>>74832381
i'm reeling just thinking about this. nigga just eat pasta with some butter and olive oil, add some garlic and chilli as well if you have any

>>74832322
Is that the purple tint you get under your eyes? I've got that, hate it haha

betting sites should start taking bets on when the queen will die

reckon i'd make a great punt

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>>74832355
men do the same thing tbħ

>>74832280

football has replaced religion

>>74832408
>butter and olive oil
fat cunt
just use olive oil and some herbs you have lying about, solid food that is

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>>74832381
why not eat some authentic british cuisine for once

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Aryan Women in Wheat Fields

so hungry

might get an oven pizza

Heather Graham, please

imagine having a child and then finding out it has autism after a year or so

utterly grim situation

>>74832434
Bread and circuses innit. I bed plebs in ancient Rome could rhyme off all the names and houses of Gladiators and all their wins and loses and that

>>74832355
>dying their hair grey
big fan of this and chokers

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>>74832364
Dark patches under my eyes

>>74832452
PUT IT AWAY YA SLAGG

>>74832452
janny won't like that nipple

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>>74831868

Who /Norman/ here?

Fucking quiz took ages

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Real life gimmick idea: Wait until it pisses down with rain then order a Deliveroo and watch the little cycle runts squirm as they pedal to deliver my food

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>>74832452

>>74832482
>sticker still on the back of the phone

Docksed

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>Wonder why I haven't seen any new vids of a pornstar I like
>Look her up
>She got tatoos
>Dyed her hair
>Became a fat FUCKING HOG
Bloody hell.

uberEATS > deliveroo > foodora

>>74832534
looks fit as

>>74832534
love chubby girls like that, feel so good to fuck

>>74832509
Very devilish, I like it

>>74832452
prefer Asian girls in the rice fields

>>74832509
howling

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>>74832509
good one

another gimmick: sit in your car with some mcd's fries(chips to you) and hold them up against the inside of your windshield while the seagulls try to eat them hahahahaha

Parents asleep on the lounge snoring.

>>74832508
>>74832340

>>74832534
holy fuck is that the girl that played miley cyrus in that porno like 4 years ago?

>>74832509
utter shitbag

who would win in a fight between Laplace's Demon and Maxwell's Demon?

>>74832509
Where I live all deliveries are made by old people who don't get enough pensions to get by. Just depressing.

>>74832452
BAD, YOU SHOULD NOT LIKE THIS
>>74832534
GOOD, GOOD, THIS IS A REAL WOMAN

>>74832404
they have it with chips lad

>>74832599
YES. Now she's that beat.

humans are tribal. our minds evolved in tribes of up to 200 people, now we live in cities thousands of times larger than that we need sub-tribes to identify with. football is one of those.

want to sign up to 'roo but I live in the' 'don where the drivers are suicidal

Man that didn't make any life savings acts unreasonable towards the civil service employees because they don't give him enough free money

had chips + 2 fried pieces of plaice yesterday + a bunch of beers

still feeling stuffed and unhealthy and haven't even had a bite today

still got some more fried stuff to eat in the fridge but not really feeling comfortable about that prospect.

>>74832408
>nigga

FOY

gotta head out to my date soon, no idea what I'm going to do though, probably just bike around town and look for a good place to eat because I'm starving

who would win in a fight between schrodingers cat and pavlovs dog?

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>>74832509
devilish concept: order a pizza, but then block off the road infront of your house so they need to get out of their car and cross the street

>>74832638
London is fairly safe to cycle i reckon.

>>74832643
don't care

>>74832643
>had chips + 2 fried pieces of plaice
Fancy way of saying you had a chippy

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people don't seem very excited about macron

it's as if nobody gives a fuck lmao

i guess this is what happens when you elect the status quo candidate

"absolutely nothing will change, how exciting"

stupid childish frogposters

>>74832658
the dog would be conditioned to rip the shit out of the cat if it was alive. and if it's not, the dog still wins

>>74832658
Can't say pavlova would be particularly appealing to either cats or dogs.

>>74832607
>5 points

>>74832674
What? Do you have to go outside to the car in Canada?

>>74832482
>3.09MB
bastard

>>74832604

Descartes demon would heem both

this vietrunt needs some fucking friends, he literally just blog posts unuronically like we give a shit

>>74832687
thats why the tories are winning here

>>74832658
pavlov's dog because he's got mates to back him up

can't cycle since I have no coordination

need a viet gf

>>74832685
yeah but i had plaice not cod

>>74832709
>not having foxtel

What happened to Lara Flynn Boyle

who would win in a fight between ethiopialad and 190kg

there should be a law that says all film titles have to contain at least 3 words so i don't get bullshit results when i google a single word in order to find out more about it

>>74832757
she JUSTd herself

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>>74832746
i have one x

>man thinks I'm going to drop my belters at 328 one page 2

rev up thah nu