/brit/

MGTOW is probably the most blatant jewish plot in a while

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>>74829927

doing a poo

that was my cracking post, in case anyone was wondering

plymouth is actually an alright place

Fuck white People

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>Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics.

>>74829010
W-WHOA!
So.. so this is the power.. of BRASIL!

Quite fancy a shag

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anime

>>74829948
MGTOW is legit if you're actuallt ugly, and not just some mentally ill sperglord

>>74829954
>It's an Alt right being a numale episode
Ah, love a repeat.

When are the next generation of consoles coming out?

Still playing through some favourites on my PS3 but might get a brand new console when it's released.

All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
Till I went and got myself caught up wif da mic
And da beats coming dope wif da rhymes and da flows
In real life trying to cope wif da highs and da lows
I got sick and tired of getting treated like a stupid fuck-up
So I fucked my enemies up 1 time and blew da fuck up
B4 it was like yo: who's dis stupid weirdo?
Now it's like: it's a new breed of rap superhero
to defeat deze devilz ninja bcomez a devil
Deze God-forsaken wretches will never b on my level
Wies jy? fuck u and your hole krew (who r u?)
I got u stressing double guessing cause I won't do what I'm supposed to
I don't know u, baby say hello to
My little to friendz: 'I'm telling u' and 'I told u'
Wat? try to speak but your tonguez frozen (what?)
In souf afrika I sleep wif both my eyez open

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(You) a mate that is shit at Fifa!

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>>74829948
rorke tramp

>>74829960
sex is free

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Won't be happy until the UK looks like this and we've taken in every last refugee

>>74829960
NO, THAT TWEET DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE HE'S MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER AND IT DODESN'T COUNT HE HAS CANCER YOU SICK FUCK!!!

>>74829948
>MGTOW
Have never met a person who wasn't a bitter numale who subscribed to this. Red Pill/PUA is for low empathy hedonists. These two avenues are where maladjusted men go.

Went for a walk lads....Nice farmers market on, might get lunch from the Indonesian stall. Few 2nd hand book shops to peruse too. At a local brewery having a pint at the moment hehe

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hitler the talentless hack sub-edition

>>74829980
Apparently there's a new xbox out. Wouldn't know what it's like though seeing as mines still in Denmark

>>74829996
I hate high rise buildings so much. Canary Wharf triggers me so much

>>74829977
nah it's legit if you're a chad otherwise it is just autism

>>74829892
yeah on a girl who looks like sarah snyder except with big tits instead of boy chest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zEVZGuU3BU

>>74829977

What if you're both

>>74829996
>inb4 someone says the word "cyberpunk" and i reach down their throat and explode their heart with my bare hand

>>74830002
>Red Pill/PUA is for low empathy hedonists.

Well said.

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>in 24 hours, I'll be thinking 'just 4 hours to go'

>>74830010
prehistoric gimmick

>>74830008
good post
just look at that fucking door lmao

>>74829996
the gardens in the smaller blocks look peng

>>74830003
are u alone?

/brit/ confessions: sometimes invest a (You) into myself via phone posting to increase chances of getting a genuine (You)

http://www.strawpoll.me/12962190
http://www.strawpoll.me/12962190
http://www.strawpoll.me/12962190

this poll is actually important and i'd be terribly sorry if you missed it

i want to racemix

what's a comfy sunday game i could buy on steam lados?

>tfw you will never be hitler

>>74830015

Yes CW is pretty hideous

If London City Airport wasn't so close the buildings there would probably be even bigger and more grotesque

>>74829996
cyberpunk

>>74830065
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
naive idiots 2bh

>>74830061
I am.

>>74830069
Good idea if you're good looking. Good looking white men can absolutely lock in for keeps a good looking ethnic wife with minimal effort.

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>servitude with the first chirpings of the lark

Happy mothers day!

>>74830065
why would anyone not shag her?

>>74830065
its not that easy to procreate
usually takes a few tries
only teenagers procreate after 1 unprotected shag because they're the most fertile

>>74830110
FOY

>>74830110
do not trust this poster

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>>74830108
the exchange of labour for monetary compensation, after a brief temporal lag.

>>74829947
Ooh let's see. Love a cute trap.

>>74830110
thank you so much xx

>>74830065
only if it's morrigan from dragon age

>>74830008
tend to agree but the other shit he did was hardly hack

>>74830097
good man, you made me want to go down to teh farmer's market although i think it's over or almost over. maybe next sunday

you sound like the ugliest sun of a bitch I ever heard

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>>74830132

>>74830107
i think i'm really ugly but my ex was kinda hot (she got fat since we broke up) so idk really

>you spend half of your life at work

what's the solution to this work meme?

just been shagged and killed by dozens of spiders

>>74830110
when asked to trust a woman's stated intentions, /brit/ is torn

Just had a weird feeling where I didn't feel my left arm was part of me.

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he should have won ;_;

>>74830008
how are the lines supposed to go?

intersect in one point I presume

>>74830163
I feel like unless you are 0 social iq/awareness you will know if you're good looking just because of how different people react to you than other people, even when just walking down the street.

That's not say you're ugly, but I doubt someone could be good looking and not know it.

>>74830173
neet

>>74830173
Pop a few kids out, obtain a disability, get a free house and see the next 50 or so years out on bennies

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>less than 10 hours

>>74830108
>>74830138
tymplical wagecuck mentality
find a way to hit the system good
so we can fuck them good
then get your ass to netherlands antilles

>>74830187
was meant for
>>74830065

>>74830188
should have wanked with it

>>74830173
suicide
or if you don't have the balls for it and don't mind being a parasite, become a neet

>made to do first grade twice because I was underdeveloped intellectually
>in the first first grade i was halfway schooled in kindergarten because of this, that teacher's insistence on the system resulted in needing to take first grade proper next year again
>distinctly remember socially and intellectually surpassing kindergarteners
>was a very advanced reader for that age
Vile fucking whore first-grade teacher made me graduate at 18. Going to posho schools, being an extra year was very odd.

>>74830198
>how different people react to you than other people, even when just walking down the street.

i've never paid any attention to this

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>>74830150
some of his stuff isn't "hack" but it's not worthy of entering a fine arts school either
more of a street painter doing portraits for cheap and reproducting what he sees

>>74830192
yeah

>>74830200
Im thinking work really hard till i'm 35.
and then retire on whatever i've saved.

and just sudoku by age 50

> tfw no job

Borders? Don't believe in them.

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you:
>work in 18.5 hours
me:
>booked the week off work

>>74830231
>first grade
>kindergarten
FOY

just had a flashback to a qt legit irish girl who i found on youtube, and her google+ confirmed she was abso. beauty

i wish i wrote down her name

>>74830231
who are you quoting?

Roast is nearly ready. Cooking it at my place for the family. None of the cunts are even here yet, it'll be done in 20 minutes.

>19.5 hours

J U S T

>>74830198
I didn't know it for the longest time. Even with people telling me directly you just don't believe it. It's a form of dysmorphia, plus as you say zero social ability due to mental ilness. I can now present myself as sociable but it's incredibly draining and entirely fake

>>74830231
t. Arnold Judas "Ace" Rimmer

>>74830246
If this is your idea of a joke I'd like to be subjected to a tragedy

hate rick and morty, hate hilary clinton, hate sriracha cause, not a 4channer, just don't like them.

>>74830225
Don't have much of a sex drive and don't like being touched by others.

>>74830246
you:
>will only have 25 days free days this year
me:
>still have all 30 in tact

>>74830246
>>74830271
very stressful posts
please stop

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>toil at first light

So bored that I'm going to go to a nearby park by myself with a book.

>>74830237
I think it's spelt seppuku lad

>>74830139
i don't know how to post it without getting bannd

>>74830261
myself, greentext story
>>74830248
kindergarten is a superior word at least

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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN2IcbUWS-Y

where did disney go so wrong

>>74830270
Eat it all tbqh hehe

They walk in as you're tucking into the 3rd plate ,(working your way round the table). That'll show them.

>>74830198
I didn't for a long time, just thought everyone was really nice to each other. A girl outright saying she wanted me to creampie her changed that.

>>74830303
Where did you find it?

>>74830308
Wrong

>>74830315
2 miles that much really

>>74830315
weird how length wise 2 miles ain't that far but depth wise its bare far.

>>74830299
hope you get molested

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the (censored) elsa jean subfolder

>>74830300
Bit new

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>Don't have much of a sex drive and don't like being touched by others.

Someone remind me to get my meat out of your mum just before I cum.

>>74830270
Take it down to your nearest homeless shelter where it will be appreciated.

>>74830288
Be careful lad last time I mentioned how utterly shit Rick and morty objectively is i got a horde of triggered students blasting me with (you)s and linking me to imdb ratings lmao

Wish y Dad would just fuck oof.

>>74830299
nothing wrong with that

>>74830308
Britbongs don't really have a kindergarten system
Australians and yanks picked up the Hun word because they picked up the Hun idea of a school for learning how to be in school.

Birth control should be illegal. There is a noticeable change in women who take it. They start liking more effeminate men or other women. They piss girl chemicals in the water, and it throws off the hormonal balance of fish as well.

>>74830288
siracha hot sauce is really good. people say lesser heard of ones are nicer, but i've tried a lot of hot sauces, and nothing compares to a bit of siracha on some pached eggs on toast with some spring onion. it's good for cooking with too

>>74830299
nonce

just popping to the food bank, want anything?

>>74830169
>1/2 spent at work
>1/3 spent sleeping
>1/6 spent shitposting
Will it ever end?

think 'ull have bollocksed it here

>>74830233
It's amazing how much more eye contact a good looking friend will get if we are just walking around town.

>>74830273
It's very right to be skeptical of family and friends but when you have strangers or acquaintances commenting positively then it gives the game away. I agree that BDD is a very real deal but to be honest I'm not sure i've seen an actually attractive person suffering from it (not that i've seen that many people who admit to and post pictures on the internet/or are in a documentry). I feel like most people with BDD are average or below average in looks but while a "normal" person might be able to kinda shrug it off but for a person suffering from BDD it becomes their major point of anxiety.

>>74830339
I feel like being attractive is probably like being rich, at first it just seems normal but by time you reach your teens/late teens you have to have seriously disfunctional observation skills not work out that you are not "normal".

if i wasn't returning to a grim flatshare and eating oven food and travelling an hour to an from work, i might even say 8 hours of work is bearable.

>>74830387
try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHgHomM515A

>>74830384
It's called nursery school you bellend

>>74830324
they'll be here, just fahionably late as per. i'll keep it warm
>>74830362
i'd rather bin it

>>74830395
a tin of chickpeas that run out in 2 months please mate

>>74830385
i'm an effeminate man and my gf takes birth control so this might be true hahaha

>>74830315

was surprised to hear they didn't locate it until 1985

mulan szechuan sauce XDDDDDDDD pickel rick LOOL

>>74830385
t. Alexander Emerick "Ace" Jones

if abortion isnt allowed removing tumors shant be allowed too because both a living cells

>>74830387

it overpowers everything

>>74830384
Yes we do mong. Learn the culture you derive from.

>>74830406
i get lots of eye contact

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>nearly half the girls born in 2001 are legal

>>74830426
were you mate? were you really?

fascinating

>>74830385
gf is acting very strange, birth control could be the culprit

Reee hate condoms though

>>74830387
Like west indian pepper sauce myself. I don't like the sugar added in siracha.

>tfw weight gain fetish

blowing in some hindu kush

>>74830453
Can't even get hard if a girl is over 17

>>74830341
FUUUCK I just realized I saved the thumbnail rather than the webm

fuck fuck fuck

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/68b79ll874ohe9l9

>>74830466
gf refused to use the pill
i refused to wear johnnnies

i just pulled out. memorised the route to the nearest pharmacy in case of an accident no biggie

>>74830485
nonce

>>74830395
twix

christ alive
got bumble expecting a higher class of women and better conversations
of the two matches i have, both just said "heyya xx"

gorillaz basically confirms blur > oasis right?

Why does food not taste good when I'm hungover?

>>74830485
'ce

>>74830448
Probably because you're ugly.

>>74830502
>>74830513
I'm pakistani descent too :>)

>>74830147
>not leliana
oh FUCK OFF

I'd like to have a drink with ol' Brendan one day

>>74830270
mother's day cooking?
>this thread brought to you by "normie-vision"

>>74830500
You can impregnate somebody even if you pull out successfully. Sperm in the precum breh.

>>74830508
do you need facebook for bumble?

Just made the most fantastic poached eggs I've ever had

>>74830411
bet you're the hobby chef lad i was chatting with yesterday. yeah these look good, i've made garlic butter tiger prawns before, they were excellent. i'll try these sometime

>>74830509
blur>oasis was never a question

it's a law of nature

>>74830508
Is Bumble better? I somehow feel that you'd need to be a gigachad to get any matches.

>>74830522
fucking yanks

just had some very spicy noodles. reckon my arsehole will be regretting them tomorrow

>>74830522
>Reddit making fake texts for more internet points
Epic for the win.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>74830522
honestly really sad seeing this, not even funny. The mum clearly goes to such a massive effort to accomodate her utter failure of a son.

>>74830540
A poached egg is literally just a boiled egg.

How fantastic can it be?

Joined OKcupid and got no responses and obviously no unsolicited messages

>>74830550
alri hipster

>>74830562
stop doing gimmicks incorrectly

>>74830531
yanks are so uncultured it makes my skin fucking crawl

fuck off

>>74830540
I've never poached an egg, though am a fan generally. Feels like it's more of a faf than fried/scrambled.

>>74830435
you're using too much or using it with the wrong shit.
>>74830470
it ha got a fairly high sugar content. fucking love it though

>>74830533
that's actually mildly scary now that i think about it.

but i remember reading that there isn't much sperm in the precum so the chance is low.

stomach is in a jock

>>74830512
Yeh it's weird how much alcohol affects food. Not nearly as bad as smoking, I never smoked much but holy shit after a some drinks and a fag or two, I could eat my favourite food and barely enjoy it.

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>>74830190
No, he shouldn't have

>>74830562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gStHOp_kyq0

>>74830525
oi nah shes a bint that one

>>74830573
you stupid boy

>17 y/o Russian Belarusian messaged me on interpals
>she likes the same music as me (techno, industrial, ambient)

Ah fuck. should i ignore her?

>>74830563
It isn't real. Welcome to the Internet friend!

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>all these fags who white knight for l*ndon even though they don't live there and never will
but i'm sure some 19-year-old dweeb knows better than the thousands of people who've been fleeing in droves

>>74830581
posho brit shit

Middle class Anglos are little aristocrats.

got a little room in work that I use for wanking

>>74830581
Was a joke, but also a question
Change your feminine napkin before you get a yeast infection or something worse

>>74830588
>heat water
>put egg in
>wait few mins
>take egg out
>eat

oh yeah such a ball ache

how do you make a girl cum from oral stimulation or using your fingers?

do you just rub the clit and play with it until she orgasms? like wanking until you cum?

>>74830578
This is why I refuse to do this or Tinder. I can't take the self esteem hit when i swipe right 100 times and get no matches.

>>74830595
would give it a blowie ngl

>>74830602
Man, she kept going like a pro

Didn't even flinch

>>74830531
it's not mothers day and what's so normie about cooking dinner and eating with your family once in a while?

>>74830612
>Russian white Russian
what did he mean by this?

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>Welcome to the Internet friend!

>>74830621
>>74830623
stupid yanks

>>74830619
t.poorfag

>>74830629
insert 2 fingers and do a "cum hither" motion and rub her clit with other hand

drives them wild. i'm a virgin though

>>74830629
i only ever made my gf cum by fucking.

she also didn't like oral (but also not giving which pissed me off so i used stick my willy in her face whilst she tried to dodge it)

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>>74830595

this is an IRREVERSIBLE side effect of anabolic use

makes me sad when i see female powerlifters roided out of their minds so they can deadlift 170kg

>>74830622
that's a toilet stall dingus

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This is Kino

>>74830602
ah fuck i love the aussies. it's like their whole country is classic british working class culture

People say I gotta drinkin problem
That ain't a reason to stop
People sayin that I've hit rock bottom
Just cuz I'm livin on the rocks
It's a broken hearted thinkin problem
So pull another bottle of the wall
People say i got a drinkin problem
I got no problem drinkin at all

Whoops, looks like I'm on the weird part of 4chan again!

>>74830602
>he wasn't even australian
>the australian flag is now just a globally recognised symbol for bants

sriracha is such a fucking meme

your local supermarket's own-brand hot sauce will have a more interesting flavour than that shite

>>74830666
>getting triggered because you fell for the most basic, over exaggerated fake text exchange and now feel stupid

>>74830667
I only asked about whether it was for mother's day and you or whoever responded originally spazzed out about "culture"
Well is it for mother's day?

>>74830658
meant to delete the russian*

she's Belarusian

Do you think its possible to be british and not be at least a little bit snobby?

>>74830645
I get matches but none of the converations ever go anywhere.

i managed to get 3-4 girls to agree to dates or numbers and then they just didn't respond and shit ffs

>>74830685
why would that make you sad?

>>74830685
Did her clit turn into a penis?

What?

>>74830687
no it's a little room with a couch in it and a few old desks and chairs and other random bits of furniture. I have my lunch in there too.

doing a wee

>>74830595
who is chyna

>>74830619
>Fleeing

U with?

I live in London..It's great.

Incredible parks, restaurants, nightlife, galleries, museums....Jobs.

The rest of the country doesn't compare, world even.

It's a shame imo, wish there was a better distribution of the above nationally....But it's literally all in London.

>>74830650
the normie vision thing was a joke but when is mother's day on your bifurcated peninsula m'goy?

weeing a do

>74830710
>heh.... you new here, kid? dont worry... soon enough you'll "learn the ropes" of the 'chon... just remember... don't fuck with us

>>74830730
clits are undeveloped penises

>>74830647
I would too I mean just to say in the pub later you went down on Chyna. If it was before she got the cum all over her. Why the fuck not?

>>74830690
alri ITV2

>>74830717
Tell me about it, once in a blue moon I manage to get a girls number in a club and not once have I been able to have a conversation or meet them again. I guess they sober up and recoil in regret the next day.

>>74830746
11th march

>>74830742
enjoy your alzheimers mate ;)

What is the punishment for flashing/streaking at a live sports or music event?

>>74830715
i imagine the average working class brit who watches football at the pub every afternoon isn't snobby at all

>>74830730
The clit is just a dick with less testosterone. Inject more test - get a dick. Simple biology

>flatshare with southern lad
>he's very americanised, always watching netflix
>hear him scream "god mother fucking damn" this morning
>get out of bed to see what the bother is
>he tells me "his moms gonna flip"
>ask him why
>tells me it's mothers day and he forgot to get her a 'gift'
>he put his snapback cap and basketball jersey on and said he was going to 'book' it to walmart ( he refuses to call it asda)

>>74830742
This is obviously a redditor living with his parents who has taken a break from reddit and morty to post shite he doesn't know anything about.

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"Well the vampires came out from his dungeon, what do you know? What happened mate, your girlfriend get a computer virus?"
*roaring laughter fills the room*

>>74830762
women are underdeveloped men

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>tfw drawing nearer to work with each passing hour

>>74830702
t. Contrarian

It tastes good and goes with almost anything, jog on.

>>74830672
can't stop laughing at you fannies
you will never live in l*ndon and you will always be poor m8

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red,
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

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Haven't eaten anything today. 2 drinks in. Should I keep going or tuck into some local fare

>>74830762
isn't it the opposite? penises are developed clits

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*waddles towards you nonceingly*

>>74830776
oh okay, it's two months senior here
happy mother's day

>>74830785
didn't happen though did it

>>74830798
t. Plankton

>>74830781
They are, not to each other but to foreigners

>>74830788
>your girlfriend get a computer virus?

SCREAMING

>>74830805
you buy that kid?

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>>74830796

>>74830742
I wouldn't want to raise kids in London but if you're a relatively affluent 20s/30s year old you're gona have a great time (assuming you don't have to work too much to not enjoy the city).

I'd certainly not want to live anywhere else in the country at this point in my life.

>>74830775
I used to get random girl's numbers off the street - with really cheesy techniques like saying 'hey i need a new photo for facebook but my phones camera is broken'

girls knew it was a ruse but would play along and text game started up.

However I never got a date from doing this, despite getting about 10 numbers and convos going.

>>74830787
>Pozstralian talking about the UK

Confirmed only experience of the UK is pulling pints for minimum wage.

>>74830788
why do they all have two massive triangles of butter in front of them

>>74830807
how do you figure? clits literally don't have a purpose

>>74830788
>your girlfriend get a computer virus?
Snorting

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The Bulgarian gf (male)

>>74830847
>I used to get random girl's numbers off the street - with really cheesy techniques like saying 'hey i need a new photo for facebook but my phones camera is broken'
shit that only works for gigachads

fuck off

>>74830835
paris is still better than any part of australia really

>>74830785
>moms

FOY

Sounds like a complete twat if he exists

>>74830785
didn't happen, but elements could be true.

>>74830856
Except I British born and raised and 11months out of the country doesn't make London any less shit.

>>74830858
thats a traditional american starter

>>74830858
It's for the bread you uncultured swine

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>paris is still better than any part of australia really

>>74830858
That's an appetiser in America. Not joking. I was there last summer and a few restaurants would serve butter with a spoon before the starter

>>74830879
you've gone home nassim?

>>74830742

white british population of london dropped by 620,000 between the 2001 and 2011 censuses

a few were old people dying off, but most were escaping the brown menace, the overcrowding, the pollution, the crime, the dirty

>>74830859
the pre-gendered fetus has more female attributes than male, it is the presence of testosterone that grows the penis and balls

>>74830879
https://youtu.be/swqOENMaisA

You sure?

>tfw youtube really seems to want me to watch fucking Millenial Woes

REEE fuck off with your sad alt-right bullshit. I watched ONE video of his fucking ages ago (sat through about 2 minutes before nearly falling asleep) and his others are still appearing on my front page today

>>74830858
they're all on keto

>>74830901
you could butter an entire loaf with that amount you ghastly little shrimp

never speak to me again unless it's to issue a profound apology

>>74830873
I was really strong and making sick gains at that point (lost them all because of a series of injuries) - this helped

also i was incredibly confident about it because i read book of pook - also helped

also i mostly targetted east asian students who were arguably more forgiving than the white girls i asked- helped the most.

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>>74830788

Business idea: inject testosterone to give myself a bigger willy

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM AMERICA!
God bless.

>>74830928
not my fault if dumb nips still think its the 1920s

>>74830920
>>74830807
>>74830762
You are literally saying the same thing.

>>74830932
Remove it from your suggestions then

>>74830879
France is generally better than the states but, Paris and Straya?
Idk about that.

>>74829948
What is MGTOW even? Do I qualify as MGTOW if I just never make any advances on women because I'm a loser or do I also have to be bitter about it?

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imagine taking the plunge to call in on Stef, and face him, alone. just you and him over the line. asking him for advice, or trying to debate something.

the prospect seems terrifying

>>74830928
Paris is far better than any boring identikit Australian city.

>>74830932
you can click on the thing next to a recommended video and say "not interested" and they'll go away

>>74830859
Misogynistic spastic.

>>74830962
already gave your mum a happy day

honestly whats the point in life without cum shit and piss

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need a foreign flick to watch lads

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>>74830788
>What happened mate, your girlfriend get a computer virus?"

>>74831004
phlegm

>>74830979
imagine actually wanting advice from the molymeme about anything other than starting your own cult

absolute state of his fans

>>74830910
americans really are the utter pits

i cum in pies

>>74830992
>no trans / non-binary representation

absolutely horrific bigotry

>>74830788
thought that was our tim at the front

>5'8
ah yes

>walk into job interview
>interviewer pauses for a second before breaking up in laughter
>invites the entire office to come and look at me

ah yes

>>74831013
magical girl

>>74830916
desu mate I rarely see non white people in Fulham. I think what happens is you have these ghettos in greater London where it all goes to shit. Something like Old kent Road is perfectly fine and has a noticeably larger amount of minorities but even stuff like that is getting a lot of investment and I imagine a lot of the poorer people will continue to be pushed more and more out of the centre. Even somewhere as "cosmopolitan" as soho probably has a non white to white ratio of something like 1:25. Is a lil bit weird how many australians there are in fulham or how many french in south ken but still more than enough brits to feel at home (and let's be honest their food is way better than ours).

>>74831013
The Hunt

>met my cousin out
>he looked unpleasantly surprised to see me
>told me he'd call me later to catch up
>4 hrs, no call

>>74830947
This is a perfect post encapsulating the mindset of someone who has been on /fit/ for 6 months, gained a tiny bit of muscle and suddenly thinks they are class. Right down to the book of pook. Just perfect. Thank you

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>you live in manchester?
>'Man'-chester, you say?
>hmm

has there ever been a more aptly named city?

just hawked a loogie

>>74830979
He's like Richard Dawkins, very VERY rarely does he ever debate anyone intelligent. He finds the worst, most ignorant people on the opposing side and humiliates them on camera for views. He hasn't said a single insightful or original thing in his entire Youtube career. He wouldn't even accept a call from someone with an ounce of intelligence unless they agreed with him.

>>74831013
I Saw The Devil

>>74830967
>>74830990
his channel isn't being rec'd, just random ones along with other non-related ones at the top of the page

>>74831060
>>74831060
>>74831060

>>74830996
Maybe he's a Muslim. If so it's cultural differences not misogyny and you're racist.

What do you think 80 year old you would advice you to do?

>>74831025
he lied, you mong

>>74831013
Tangerines or The Fencer

both Estonian. good films

>5'1
>have to wear vintage german pickelhaubes to avoid being stepped on

>>74830992
>Beutelschies
Hahahahahahahahahaha

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>>74830788
>Oh, look who's come out of hiding
>Nice of you to join us anon not still playing that game are you
>When I was your age I had 3 jobs and 4 children and was already married and had 12 houses

>>74831069
good post

>>74830947
>series of injuries

bench and diddly related no doubt

>>74830992
ah yes, it was ONLY this team that carried out the mission and not the hundreds of others at mission control

jog on

>>74831088
No I trust him and the photographic evidence

Any of you lads ever go to your University graduation? how was it

>>74831084
Islam is a religion, not a race.

And even if it was, it's a barbaric religion that treats women awfully and I'd be happy to be a racist in those circumstances.
>>74831086
Kill myself.

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>it's a barbaric religion that treats women awfully and I'd be happy to be a racist in those circumstances.

>>74831014
spacker