/brit/

Why are muslims rampant in Europe lately?

>>74826985
We're just taking what's ours

Still in bed

unilad gaming page fb page is terribly unfunny

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>>74826822
YORKSHIRE

Where's the craic. Have a good post but not wasting it here

not gonna lie lads lucie jones did a stellar job at eurovision i feel very proud of her.

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I'm a Tot, he's a Tot, Tilly, Tom and Tiny

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WUZ

>>74828676
normoids haven't even got to first level of irony yet

the current pornfu
https://twitter.com/xxxbellarose?lang=en

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdCH7ZewAfY

doing a paul

>>74828664
It's weird and sad talking to poor people that voted Trump. They were so adamant he would fix all their problems and now.....they're still poor and miserable. He's totally doing a GOAT job despite nothing changing for them though, suck it libcucks meems.

>>74828721
>he's a tot

You know that's not the line. Why would you post this? Just to trigger me? Because it fucking worked

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going cold turkey off the antidepressants

>>74828625
same

guess i should fire up the ol shower

had a dream that josie contacted me somehow last night

>>74828704
Useless paki, I will report you and get banned then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

*feels old*

>>74828746
You're still posting ~7 hours later?

Bit of an underrated choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH-GzcgZj48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5U_lEJr2g
lads

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hitler had a profound understanding of art and aesthetics

>>74828722
didnt work for me either mate

>>74828761
Don't be at that again lad

changed the bedsheets lads
went from the smell of sweat and cigarette to a new breeze

Genuinely think it's more manly to watch a trans and a girl in a porn than a guy and girl.

Same number of dicks, but more girl bodies

>>74828757
>succumbing to French propaganda

>>74828783
Then why was he rejected by art school and couldn't get artistic work beyond house painting

>>74828758
Did that and ended up with a debilitating illness.

>>74828796
terrible gimmick

upset that i waited for this

>>74828796
how is a cock and fake tits girl body?

>>74828783
Speer designed that shit brainlet

>>74828782
>That voice
Noped out of there

going to watch more weird alt right videos

starting with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg1uP_dYd-Q

>>74828812
>straight porn
1x penis, 1x vagina, 2x breasts

>tranny and girl pron
1x penis, 1x vagina, 4x breasts

It's literally straighter than straight porn

>>74828772
First time I've posted about it. Just find poor Yanks weird desu.

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>>74828812
Behold! A man!

>>74828809
what illness

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I'm really fascinated by north korea. I've read virtually every piece of information I can find about it online.

bit mental that this lad sort of got semi-randomly selected to be a dictator and then just went ham in terms of distorting society. fascinating stuff the psychology that must go behind it.

>>74828625

same but i did go out for a jog at 9am

gonna make scrambled eggs sausages and beans on toast soon then lift later, haven't deadlifted in 6 weeks

>>74828831
Nothing screams numale more than 'alt right'

>>74828783
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>74828841
Hypothyroidism.

>>74828832
just watch lesbos lmao that aint gay lol

>>74828842
Share some interesting things that aren't common knowledge, friend.

>>74828824
true

>>74828758

What are SSRIs like? I've never been to a doctor about my anxiety/depression, too scared. just been self medicating with booze, weed, benzos etc for the past 12 years

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Mussolini took the futurist art movement under his wing. He was the one out of the big european 3 (stalin, hitler and the ducce) to truly understand art and beauty

>>74828796
feel a bit shit watching trannies fuck girls because its like they're getting more vag than me + they're getting paid to fuck vag rather than vice-versa

even though they're the ones who were supposed to have sacrificed their whole biological reason for existing, not me :(

>>74828873
they're terrible

do not take them

>>74828860
sounds coincedental more than anything

>>74828783
Architects who examined said it was unlikely that the dome was physically possible.

What's the deal with all these burgers wishing Hitler had won?
The Germans would've just shot or sterilised most of you.

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>>74828852
Nothing screams numale more than a failed student actively condoning the murder of dubiously linked groups of "bourgeoisie."

>>74828806
prefer not to say

>>74828888
No.

>>74828765
were you at byrants bottom

>>74828810
Don't be a dogcunt

>>74828812
How is a dick attached to a male looking body better than a dick attached to a female looking body

>>74828832
This

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Third Sunday in a row the boss has called to get me in, getting a bit tired of the the whole thing.

Love love LOVE how angry reddit/every student/weak chinned and lefty are all about progressive everyone's perfect and beautiful acceptance yet are so utterly and entirely arseblasted by trump that they have to resort to petty name calling. Ah yes you've called him orange again, that'll show the most powerful man in the world who has the real power. Oh keep saying he has small hands, that'll really prove your intellectual superiority. Look youve posted a picture of him looking ugly to reddit twitter xD, now who's the real boss.

The world is trending away from the left. You're the vocal majority now. Get used to it. The bubble has burst

>>74828895
>Numale alt righters and these freaks on the other sides
Yank poltitics are tragic.

>>74828873
i was only on an SSRI for like 6-7 weeks
i felt nothing
im dropping an SNRI
>just been self medicating with booze, weed, benzos etc for the past 12 years
unironically better treatment option most of the time

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>>74828761
>shower once a day even though i exert myself basically 0
>skin is kind of drying out and hurts a bit
>can't stop because i feel disgusting if i don't shower once a day
>also have nothing to do but shower anyway

>>74828891
architects dont know about physics

engineers (who dont really either but certainly know better than architects) say it is possible

Acquired a fat 26 years old brit gf lads.
Thinking of settling down and living a lower middle class brit lifestyle made of watching footy on the telly in wifebeaters, voting brexit, drinking 10 litres of beer a day and knowing about all sorts of scheme to get money from the government while complaining about immigrants being lazy and taking all the jobs.

Need good questions to ask the employer in interviews

>>74828903
maybe

you never came

>>74828928
biting satire

>>74828861
Don't like dykes

>>74828861
yeah but then theres no dicks and 2 vaginas, which is literally pointless

>>74828899
proofs?

>>74828926
shower everyday and my skin is far from dry

Hate straights, love gays

>>74828926
not sure i approve of this picture

WI
LY
MINGE
FA
NY

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>>74828918
>he world is trending away from the left.
I would be happy if our right, 'iron fisted' PM didn't worship Islam. This is far from right.

>>74828866
ahh you've put me on the spot now!

apparently in the 80s there was an uprising in a prison camp where a prison guard beat a prisoner and the prisoners all started revolting a killing prison guards.

Apparently the military came in and just indiscriminately fired at them the revolting prisoners killing from a third to all of the prisoners - depending on source.

Anyway they packed up this concentration camp and moved all its remaining apartus and possibly prisoners to another camp.

>>74828926
what are you on about? showering every day is normal, you write about it as if it's unhealthy or something

>>74828963
It was a possible side-effect of the medication I was never made aware of. Don't need proofs.

>>74828958
straight porn is gay coz its got willies bender hahahah

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>>74828940
The gf
Some day, some day, I will live the dream

>>74828928
Hardly middle class, cous cunt

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lot o' sheeds' in England

>>74828934
that honour is reserved for the gf

>>74828918
Good post

>start nofap
>acne disappears

reddit magic

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*blocks your path*

mingey willy muff muff

>>74828873
First time my shit got stuck and ended up in the ER.
Secondtime I had awful headaches for weeks.
After that tried a very low dose and didn't notice.

Psych ended up recommending some herbal medicine after and it worked well.

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>>74828975

>>74828923

Not sure, benzos have done a number on me over the years. My short term memory is shot to pieces, I have bad vertigo, I have tremors, my mind is full of fog.

All I've heard about SSRIs is that your dick stops working

just divorced my attractive, rich wife

>>74828964
>>74828983
I think I just stay in too long, sometimes I take half an hour and I have it on blistering hot

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i feel fucking dirty even browsing this thread

>>74829002
In thailand, we are.

>>74829007
frick out normo twit

>>74829019
Fool.

>>74828981
>I don't know what the word trending means

It's only the beginning

Got a few hours to kill and no friends lads. What should I do this afternoon?

>>74828982
Best documentary to watch?

>>74828998
why dont you marry an algerian girl?

>>74828982
>>74828866
Another interesting tidbit is that Kim Jong Il kidnapped a South Korean director and his actress ex-wife to make films for him (including pulgasari)

He also encouraged them to remarry. Apparently they secretly recorded him saying that the entire system was a sham and the workers aren't motivated like they would be under capitalism, but that if anyone besides him said that, they'd be immediately executed.

business idea: harvest skin from the fat gfs leg and implant on the algerian manlets head so he has hair again

>>74829042
>It's only the beginning
What's next, May proclaiming her loved Shariah Law? You cucks digust me.

>>74829010
Thanks for not disfiguring me with photoshops this time lad

https://youtu.be/zwYP6eesX9E

>>74829010
screeched when he said he thought he was manly

5'10" and built like a 10 year old

>>74829016
but why

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>he's here

>bramley apple pie
>apple crumble with custard

are these the pengest things known to humankind

>>74829074
was rosie supposed to be some kind of gyppo?

>>74829010
good photoshop to disfigure him here

>>74829072
oh... sorry for your loss

>>74829010
>a wild diglet appears

kek, the voices in this one are top notch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmiJV877edY

>So why don't you have a gf anon?

Got asked this at work by the new girl. I sit with 6 women. I really struggled to say anything, the reasons should be blatantly obvious (unaesthetic face, socially retarded, depressed loser)

>>74829019
my dick has been unaffected
try some sort of therapy before you think antidepressants, most people don't get anything good from them and they're a bitch to get off of

>>74829047
I will. She will be my third or fourth wife.

genuinely shit myself in bed this morning

woke up and could feel i've got the shits but didn't think it was that urgent, farted and i just felt a warm mush in my arsecrack, went over to the mirror, bent over and all my hairs were covered in soft, gooey poo

>>74829072
honestly thought you were photoshopped in that
guess you're just disfigured normally you disgusting fucking cretin

>>74829032
Class for Brits has nothing to do with money, imo.

You can be rich and working class or a broke upper class person. It's all about how you act and speak and the type of porn you watch.

>>74829107
didn't need that detailed of a description to be honest lad

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>>74828921
Yes, yes, they're different across the sea, Rasheed.

>>74829101
why didn't you just point out the obvious and make it awkward for those prying cunts

Imagine being Kim Jong Un for just a day

Talk about the sword of damocles hanging over you, must be intense

can't find my sleeping pills so i'm knocking myself out with weed tonight. hope nobody minds

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>5
>feet
>7
>inches

>>74829115
That is incredibly bizarre being a yank.

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>>74829046
I don't like watching north korean documentaries because usually they're just westerners going ape-shit over the shit the north korean regime allows them to see.

by contrast if you happen to footage that has allegedly been smuggled out of korea, its far more interesting (although less cinematic).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utb4IOeZhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ0qBkE_dZM

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>>74829107
haha it's funny because poo

>>74829043
dunno what post im replying to but its fantastic

>>74829100
Saw this on /pol/ earlier, gave me quite the good laugh as well.

MBDTF was kanyes best album

>>74829101
>I really struggled to say anything, the reasons should be blatantly obvious
They know. They know.

>>74829060
>Another interesting tidbit is that Kim Jong Il kidnapped a South Korean director and his actress ex-wife to make films for him (including pulgasari)
I've actually hear of that one! Wonder how South Korea even adress that, if they did. Didn't know the last part though, wonder if the current Jong gets stressed as fuck over that mess of a country. No matter how selfish you are it must hit you sometimes that your people are in poverty.

>>74828878
Franco too wasn't it?
What was to become early 20th century European fascism revival began in France late 1800s. Why are you so damn fashionable France?

>>74829101
You've got to learn to work the system
Respond 'why would I only want the one' with a little laugh and cheeky half smile and almost unnoticeable eyebrow raise.

This is my go to despite me literally never talking to a girl I wasn't forced to. Fake till you never make it

>>74829158
not really it's the same here

new money can never be upper class

>>74829158
Because you live in McMansions and think gold trim makes you upper class. Look at Trump's interior decorating it's fucking awful, in your face, gold everything. He think's he's upper class he isn't even close.

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>>74829107

breakfast sorted

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'er majesty's finest

>>74829193
Says who, one poor person?

>>74828722
>this is considered news in 2017

>>74829194
Mate pretty sure anyone with a net worth in the billions is "upper class"

>>74829213
t. Deano

2000 words due in 11 hours (haven't started)

>>74829213
no
they're just rich

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>five foot seven inches

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>Blended Scotch

>>74829060
>Apparently they secretly recorded him saying that the entire system was a sham and the workers aren't motivated like they would be under capitalism,
Why doesn't he just make market reforms than? He was dictator he could do anything he wanted.

100 words due in a fortnight (haven't started)

>>74829194
Fuck off, cunt, Aussies believe the same. So many bogans would talk about their derro parents then say they were middle class because they have a degree and a job...

stole some runt's sleeping pills, now i'm recording him smoking weed, gonna give the footage to the rozzers

>>74829196

yeah that looks dire

how much is johnnie walker over there? i hear it's available everywhere on earth

Pulled so many new gfs lads and very interesting/hot/classy ones too. Truth is, it got very boring telling you about them.

200 words due in 11 hours (haven't started)

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>>74829155
is this person real or is this some dedicated irony

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>Poor people discussing when rich people can be upper class
Utter runts, go get a better job.

>>74829181
>No matter how selfish you are it must hit you sometimes that your people are in poverty.
They liteerally don't care.

Kim Jong Il famously ate ice cream and fancy food whilst the population was starving to death in the 90s. Propaganda said he was only eating a bowl of corn a day, which is obviously false.

Apparently he was told of a nuclear accident at a plant, where the scientists had all become sick and were having their teeth falling out. He apparently didn't even react or care.

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were your chinese cartoons dubbed in american accent?

for example digimon or pokémon

>>74829193
>>74829194
It's because we never had an aristocracy here I think. Always seemed to strange to me though, you'd think we would carry over Euro sentiment from all the immigrants but we didn't.

>falling for the north Korea meme

Pretty much everything you read is American propaganda. No they didn't execute someone with an AA gun, no they didn't feed someone to the dogs. The world is a far better place with them than it would be if there was a direct border from China to an American occupied United Korea

>>74829254
What has Australia got to do with how Brits see class?

>>74829268
what is this from

>>74829142
but think of all the prime korean pussy you would have serving you

post height, weight and willy size lads

>182 cm
>58 kg
>17 cm

am i twink?

>>74829268
Why is he hurting my boy?

where do I even buy apple crumble, never seen it before

>>74829229
>would happily date a midget

>>74829286
>cm
>kg
>cm
I literally have no idea what any of that means. Translate it to real people units please

>>74829282
Would LOVE NK to heem America.

>>74829236
>Why doesn't he just make market reforms than? He was dictator he could do anything he wanted.
They have made market reforms - insofar as low level market activity is tolerated and most people rely on that these days.

However in terms of opening up the country, if the prosperity of south korea became apparent, the narrative that north korea was paradise on earth courtesy of Kim Il Sung would immediately become complete nonsense and he probably wouldn't be dictator much longer.

>>74829282
>American propaganda

then what are all the BBC reports coming out about north korea?

>>74829290
you make it yourself you disgusting little yank

>>74829281
You did very well at preserving your culture until niggers got the right to vote.

>>74829280
yeah all anime is dubbed by yanks

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Hotels in detroit aren't even cheap

>>74829280
Obviously, local dubs aren't a thing then lad.

guarding the cat because the sister keeps kidnapping him and taking him into the mum or the sister's room rather than just letting him sleep where he wants to.

hate selfish people

>>74829286
174cm
75kg
Substantial

It is truly amazing how reluctant people are to classify themselves as anything below lower-middle (and even that is a rarity) class. Almost only people I hear identifying as working class are people who got rich and are talking about their humble beginnings.

It's actually an amazing trick, where poor people refuse to see themselves as poor and constantly vote against their own interests.

>>74829282
North korea literally does not exist

west needs a commie boogeyman, they create nk

>>74829313
I'm not just saying this to be mean, but you are absolutely shit fucking posts. Not saying you should fucking kill your fucking self you dumb as fucking fuck fucking faggot, just saying you should stop sharing your opinions

>>74829282
feeding dogs was a meme.

the anti-aircraft guns thing might be true becasue some south korean intelligence satelitte images seem to show something like that happening.

norks are real bastards mate.

>181cm
>83kg
>16cm
>gf status: non-existent
>third eye: welded shut
>pineal gland: calcified beyond repair
>virginity warranty: broken

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>>74829271
>where the scientists had all become sick and were having their teeth falling out

>>74829285

I'd be paranoid that one was a southern spy sent to poison me

>>74829323
Security guards dont come cheap

>>74829286
6'3 (190cm)
210lbs (90kg)
around the length of my finger

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>174 cm

>>74829311
American propaganda.

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>how to trigger the yank nigger

imagine being a fat cunt yet still only weighing 75kg ahahahahahahaha

I'm a lanklet but still 73kg

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>>74829233
$10/liter

Mixing it with this garbo

>>74829259
Red is about $30/liter.

>>74829280
subtitled is the only way to watch chinese cartoons

>>74829356
>>virginity warranty: broken
FONT

the summer holiday

http://www.lupinetravel.co.uk/north-korea-liberation-day-tour-august-2017.html

>>74829323
You know there is something wrong when your downtown has nobody on the streets during daylight.

>>74829382

6'3 100kg

feels good knowing ill never have another due date in my life

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Don't know why or can't explain it, but if I were a billionaire I would have as many children as possible with as many women but would never marry or raise any of them. Maybe they could divide my wealth when I die. There is something pleasing to the instincts or the ego, though living a short time, to do as if you seeded and conquered the Earth itself.

If you've ever played Baldur's Gate, Bhaal does this.

>>74829397
Swap CD with Yeezus and I agree.

Ah yes it's another episode where everyone is above 180cm

>>74829312
>cooking
yeah nah. everything I cook fucks up. I'm inept

soft gooey poo

who here already starting to plan ahead for your vistit to portugal in 2018 to watch eurovision!

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>substantial

>>74829381
MY MY

AT CANBERRA
MR ABBOTT DID SURRENDER

>>74829389
shouldve gotten bourbon or rum instead

>>74829342
>It's actually an amazing trick, where poor people refuse to see themselves as poor and constantly vote against their own interests.
Of course, all poor people are just temporarily embarassed rich folk. Trump and May needs to rain down on these moochers! *Works minimum wage job*

>>74829360
allegedly the pungye ri nuclear site is near a concentration camp - so they send in prisoners to clear the debris after the tests.

not in hazmats suits either.

>>74829389

I have that exact version of house of the dead

cant cook at all

the word cooking makes me wince and cringe

HATE PINTS
LOVE SHOTS
BIT OF A DRUNK

Simple as day

>>74829342
Where you from lad? Down here people are proud to call themselves working class even when they're probably pushing middle class, even using Street slang that is clearly forced

>>74829397
nigger

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7 hours 56 minutes

>>74829413
Tfw I am living the baal lifestyle without even being a millionnaire

finished eating
now rolling a skinny zoot

>>74829434
Jack daniels is the only bourbon you'll find here. Hate rum

>>74829342
I know plenty of people who flat out say they're poor. "I'm poor" is more common than working class. Lower-middle is far more common to lie about.

remembering the christian hymns we used to sing in school assembly
fucking indoctrination didn't work on me

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Rate my stats

5'7"
10st 0lbs
7inches
Femboy

we're not half as bad as god is good

hate yanks. love banks.

>>74829467
jack daniels isnt bourbon it's tennessee whiskey

missus said I had choose between her and /brit/

looks like it's back square 1

>>74829408

I'm spending 3 nights in Detroit at the end of my eclipse trip in August, looking forward to it. Flying there from Memphis. Wonder if you can get ghetto tours.

>>74829497
Explain the difference. I'm ignorant.

>>74829488
2 short
2 skinny
2 big
nty

>>74828842
How well off would you say the upper class is in North Korea? Would they eat meat daily or own a computer?

>>74829497
>whiskey
>e

Shan't

>>74828986
how about you use the fucking internet for natural remedies or research it instead of staying a stupid dumb white nigger slave to pharmas?
fuck off, you deserve your shit, all you need is iodine probably, literally like 5 bucks.
holy fuck, white """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""PEOPLE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>randomly get messages from qts on interpals
>it's just "Hey! How are u?"

what's the point of these desu. At least introduce youself or something, this is a message for someone you already know...

>>74829512
>upper class in North Korea
hmm

used to think "if its brown flush it down" was about poo but i realised that if you keep adding to piss it goes brown

>Talking about having as many kids as possible

lol yeah good try. I knocked up a girl i met at a pub that I could hardly stand being around

Told myself id never see the kid. Now even though I hate the mother I see the kid every single week because your brain wont let you just abandon it

couldnt imagine having a bunch more of me running around

>>74829526
mentioned

>>74829503
what did she find so offensive about /brit/

>>74829325
you mean weren't? do they do it now? can I watch digimon in propa wanka english?

>>74829392
yes but sometimes one wants to multitask

business idea: somehow redefine subtraction such that 2-1 = 1-2

>>74829530
It's a bit mate don't flatter yourself

>>74829420
Baking ≠ cooking

>>74829487

i was cold i was naked
were you there
were you there
and the creed and the colour. And the name won't matter
were you there

we had paki lads in primary and they had to sing along too

>>74829413
erm no, he did that because he predicted his own death so created the bhaalspawn so they would attempt to resurrect him.

>>74829342
>where poor people refuse to see themselves as poor and constantly vote against their own interests
Something constantly said by lording, middle-class leftists. Not only is that not necessarily true, only animals vote for their direct self-interest. Why don't the poor people just start beheading rich people again?

>>74829554
its the same shit. too confusing, too intricate and I fuck up every time

i'm talking to a 10/10 turkish qt right now but she's so boring. Guess looks aren't everything desu...

I've always wanted a Turkish gf and she has all the features i find attractive

>>74829549
>you mean weren't?
No. It's just not a thing senpai.

hes got the whole wide world
in his hand

>>74829505
>3 nights in detroit

dont know why anyone would ever do this. One night in detroit can be pretty fun, as they have decent casinos and a fun bar scene in greek town

But fucking hell 3 nights is a lot for such an abandoned shit city

>>74829577
>she

anzu is a trap

>>74829512
depends how upper class
Upper eschelons of society (ie in top positions of government) probably live like people earning 100s of thousands here.

the self-made upper class 'the donju' class probably have many modern conveniences but not all.

the upper tier of general soceity, lives in pyongyang. they'll have just about what western people have with a few things missing.

really like the /cp/ culture but can't get into it because the only neighbours australia has are smelly jungle asians and they're still 5 hour+ flights away

>>74829538
Not everyone is a weak minded 21st century half man

>>74829577
>turkish
>flag
Hmmmmm...

>>74829507
tennessee whiskey is charcoal filtered

bourbon only comes from kentucky although there are cucks who will say that it can come from elsewhere but everyone agrees that bourbon is at least 51% corn on the mash bill

rye is the other grain commonly used which gives it a more powerful flavour but there are bourbons that also have wheat in the mash such as makers mark and those tend to be smoother

>>74829577
women are subhuman

>>74829544
she said she felt like I was cheating on her with you lads

>>74829559
I know. I beat the game, but I want to be Bhaal in that way.
>attempt to resurrect
They wouldn't attempt. They would be sacrificed.

>>74829593
nonce

Lots of wedding processions going round today. Was kinda depressing so I did wheelies in between their entourage of rented 20 year old luxury cars.

>>74829593
i really hope this doesnt mean what i think this means but im going to call the police anyway

>>74829593
nonce

>try something from 'easy cook'
ah yes
>cook it
>fuck up to the point where I get laughed at

>>74829595
funny that this post is coming from a virgin

>>74829609
Clearly never happened. You've a lot to learn in making convincing stories for yous

>>74829628
its that culture pals shit

>>74829609
youre not one of the gay roleplayers are you

>>74829634
how?

Why do Swedes speak English with American accents?
No offense to Americans but if they were going to learn English anyway they could learn from an eloquent English speaker.
If it wasn't my first language, but had to learn I'd want to sound like Richard E Grant or have an Edinburgh Scot swagger like Ewan MaGregor. American accent is charmless. Sorry

>>74829589
Anzu isn't my type but wouldn't care if she was a trap. This girl has big long curly black hair and cute Turkish features, exactly my type. But she's a normie

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'Chu lookin at cracka?

kmt punkass bitch

>>74829601
>corn

Shan't. Thanks tho

>>74828813
menschoned

did anyone see that disgraceful display by the australian man last night

>>74829440
I feel like we don't have the same level of "american dream" rhetoric & coupled with the nobility you would think people would be more willing to realise that the game is rigged.

>>74829459
London and lived other places in the south. Admittably my social circle would rarely include "working class" people. There's definitely the whole middle-class white boy loves hip hop and so on but I don't think they identify as working class.

>>74829472
I meet people, especailly in London, who talk about how they don't have money because of high cost of living but I don't think many/any actually go as far to say they are poor. just usual complaing about how expensive london is (it really is ridiculous tho)

>>74829562
Well admittably there is arrogance behind that statement but I struggle to understand why, for example, some areas of Britain which have low quality of life and receive a large amount of eu funding while having low inmigrant counts voted for brexit. I mean sure you can say it's about more than just your economic wellbeing but as far as I can tell there are people who have decided to sacrifice themselves and their family for ideological goals. I guess there's a Romance there though.

>>74829622
>rented 20 year old luxury cars
grim. but that must be something special and one-off for them

>>74829649
im useless. how the fuck am I supposed to know how much '130g plain flour' is?

If I were an Ethiopian street child I would tie a metal wire over an alley to behead the next motorcycle yank.

>>74829617
>>74829628
>>74829630
I-I meant culture pals

just hit the oneitis for texting her bf during our study session'

what do i do know? shes crying

>>74829652
american media influence and teaching

hate all of you

>>74828806
he hadn't finished primary school

i have never met a virgin

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>>74829588

Most convenient places to fly back from are Chicago and Detroit and I've already been to Chicago, and I think Detroit has an interesting history and architecture. And my favourite negro is from there.

Literally got head from a somali hijabi in a park I met from interpals in Melbourne

>>74829591
>Upper eschelons of society (ie in top positions of government) probably live like people earning 100s of thousands here.
That's fascinating, surprised it's so lucrative but I suppose you need to fund their loyalty.

>>74829652
they teach american vocal english here too
part of the jewish indoctrination americanisation process

>>74829676
>im useless. how the fuck am I supposed to know how much '130g plain flour' is?
do you not have scales?

>>74829687
*snuggles up to you*
cept me right?

>>74829652
they watch/listen to more american export than british, you see the same even with Frenchies. It's rarely "full" american as i think at school they are usually taught a more British English.

>>74829636
Heh. I'm attractive, lean and muscular, have a gf of 3 years (she knows if we accidentally get preg it's gone immediately or I'm having nothing to do with it) , my own home, a steady if a bit average job. I only post here because it's been a habit since I was a neet virgin loser. You won't believe me, i won't need you to

>>74829690
his paintings were just SHIT
8 years old little runt tier

ethiopialad wants to watch a white man shag a black woman

>>74829579
sad!

I can't bear an animu speak american english...

>>74829652
you'd be surprised how Americanized our country is. Young people often switch to American english mid conversations

>>74829712
they also do have to sleep with one eye open though.

the regime will take down ANYONE who they deem a threat, regardless of how high you are (except for the head of course)

>>74829676
There are plenty of wealthy folk in the capital and more nice cars than you'd expect, but most of these wedding processions are for people who can't really afford to hold a wedding but scrounge everything they've got in the world in order to rent a venue, feed 400 people and rent a bunch of mercs from our babyhood.

wish i had a barely clothed female in my bed

>>74829732
indeed
but some FOYesque words are taught

>>74829734
>I'm attractive

I find it hard to believe an attractive person without a mental illness would spend much, if any, time on 4chan. So i guess I can readily beleive all of your post except for you being attractive.

>>74829672
Boggles my mind how poor people living in a small white village voted Brexit because of 'MUH IMMIGRANTS'. I'd understand if you were in Rotherham lad but the EU funded the shit our Govt doesn't bother with in your little spot.

>>74829703
3 nights is a long time though for detroit. Might be worth catching a train to toronto for a night. or even grand rapids

>>74829743
Yup. My most beautiful cousin married a swedish lad and popped out a baby. No lie.

Jdimsa

>>74828933
Why do you hire blacks instead of competent whites?
addendum, "You're losing moneY!"

>>74829682
What a cum slut, I bet she talks about him in front of you too. I once had one introduce me to her bf like "bitch wtf"

>>74829652

baltics are the same

know an eesti lad with a yank accent

>>74829795
She's trying to keep your orbiting realistic.

>>74828806
>Then why was he rejected by art school

Because he had actual traditional art whereas art schools were mainly accepting modernist abstract garbage that you see in the Tate

>>74829792
Post pictures of your most beautiful cousin NOW

>>74829779
At no point did I claim I didn't have a mental illness. The key is to slowly introduce your real personality in to a relationship after she's already in love with you, plus being at least 1.5 attractiveness points ahead of her. They'll never leave. It's all a game

wish I had a female in my bed (clothing optional)

hurry up and make the new, i'm sitting on an absolute cracker of a post here

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>>74829818
not even good at that

canNOT view coloured women as viable sexual partners

>>74829758
What could they do to be an actual threat anyway, communicate with foreign countries over email or something?

>>74829825
She looks like a female version of me with a cracking, slim body. She's about 5'7.

doing a wank
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d71cb943821

dont

>>74829841
shall'not'nt'

you know what would be hilarious right now?

if ethiopialad posted "wish i had a bed"

Buying a leatherbound copy of The Iliad & The Odyssey

>>74829779
It's not 2008 anymore

>>74829828
Think you're a sociopath mate. Seek help