/brit/

nonces? not a fan

jan the man

JANNY

bill nye the cuckold guy

>>74747656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXtN1QW9uY

are they only trying to appeal to people who are already voting for them?

thanks janny

CUSTODIAN

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>janny

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What's his end game?

who can take a new thread
sprinkle it with poo
the janny man

would rorkes like bill nye again if he did a netflix special about race and IQ or why the poor should be melted down for axle grease?

>>74746487
>>74746487
>>74746487
all in here you anime nonces

GET HIM JANNY

https://youtu.be/eEZwV3onPp0

bum bum poo poo

>>74747885

fuck off thread autist

>>74747840
so many white people in this ad
not very diverse

love slags
hate anime girls

what

business idea: make some backup /brit/s incase janny's nut goes off again

left wing death squads soon

>>74747927
some lads here were going on about that over an ad by the labor party saying they want jobs in australia to go to australians first
makes you think doesnt it

twitch gf has started crying

Ah yes thread wars. Sehr impressif

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>made at the right time
>already has 230 posts in
>not breaking a single rule
what do YOU lads think we should do!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*crashes into thread*

devon

I remain agnostic with regard to the existence of the janny. To do otherwise would be logically untenable.

big j

please

please

please stop spamming 30 links when you're conducting your thread war autism

There are civilians getting drunk here and we don't deserve this

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>>74747916

>you will never get mildly youtube famous for 2 months so you can sell out immediately for free creps

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>>74748006
hello there puerto rico

>>74748027
hes still getting a million views on videos

>>74748027
Reviewbrah is love. Reviewbrah is life.

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>>74748006
FREE PUERTO RICO!

>>74748051
hate how women prefer older men

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>>74748051
fucks sake mate way to bring me down

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The whole NHS hack came from a group of Russian hackers leaking NSA tools and the password to the folder is "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

So basically the NHS was hacked by 4chan lads

business idea: enslave puerto rico

hes here

>>74748048

he fucked up the rapid growth he was seeing though

if he just stuck to what worked i reckon he'd have a million subs by now

>>74747983
pics

could this be the greatest song ever recorded, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw

>>74748096
I feel like GCHQ should have been able to stop this

not a fan of this chicken connoisseur nigger

reveiwbrah deserved to get big not some blue-gummed bastard

what does JF stand for?

Whose on the drugs tonight

>>74748142
Reviewbrah is getting a bit mainstream t.b.h.

Preferred it when he was just in his dining room getting 5,000 views a video.

>>74748142
le blacks are so awesome though dude hahaha xD crep check!!! hahaha he's so cool I wish I were black hahah

>>74748132
they are too busy looking for people with hurt feelings on reddit

>>74748034
hola mi amor xx
>>74748075
viva Puerto Rico libre *gets accussed of terrorism*

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>>74748113
false alarm

>>74748132
this attack means a higher GCHQ presence on 4chan
we've fucked it

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>not a fan of this chicken connoisseur nigger

>reveiwbrah deserved to get big not some blue-gummed bastard

>>74748142
>>74748177
t. reviewbrah

bought a new car lads

>>74748132
Russians are untouchable.
If GCHQ could track who did it, what's gonna happen? Russian police won't do anything or extradite anyone.
Can't send James Bond to fuck-knows where in Siberia to get battered by some bydlos babushka.

>>74748211
aalri cucklad

>>74748196
What videogame is this

>>74748229
is it fast

>>74748211
that big ugly tattoo on her leg ruins this whole "cute innocent blonde white girl" look she tries to portray

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God bless Israel

>>74748232
I meant prevent it. This shit shouldn't be happening at all, like that stat where MI5 stops 13 terror plots for every one we hear about.

we're all in here

>>74748264
>>74748264
>>74748264

no poms allowed. let's give them their safe space

>>74748270
very fashthetic

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>>74748253
does this ruin the look too

>>74748161
janny fondler

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ah yes, the goyim

i posit that there exists no greater food than cold leftover lasagna from the previous night with a healthy serving of bbq sauce

>>74748286
The Israelis know how to get shit done

they are literally running a fascist state uncontested

>>74748253
she also has a huge one on her shoulder

funny how they cover them up either with makeup or clothing during her pornos cause they know how awful it is

>>74748132
Lol no

They don't consult public bodies on security

The only way to prevent a hack is to patch the exploits, the NHS were still using Windows XP despite Microsoft dropping support for it to enterprise users over a year ago

No doubt GCHQ have their own exploits, but they're only for attack, can't defend using an exploit

>>74748289
are you a JF?

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>>74748318

>>74748367
utterly bizarre post

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>>74748340
Ironic...

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>>74748385

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the waifu

all in here >>74748264

>>74748367
frightening

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>>74746678
Would you an elf?

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>>74748424

not a fan of this "ironic" facebook gimmick
don't hate them, just don't like them
simple as
>>74748361
occasionally

what's tim's new address?

>>74748455
YOU VILE SLUG

tim's delusional if he really thinks he'll ever be able to get a green card

not a fan of this spic gimmick
not racist, just don't like them
simple as

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>>74748477

>>74748477
Bayamon, Puerto Rico

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>>74748477
Leave him alone sunshine

LOVE Kopparberg
Hate jannys

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Ah yes the so called news

who wants to go G A Y PORN IDOL @ HEAVEN next thursday?

>>74748524
>LOVE Kopparberg

Bit strong though eh?

>>74748477
bannable information

>>74748536
4% mate. Catch a fucking whiff of that and I'm going straight to A&E

>>74748340
tbf you can run any kind of whacky nation you want when you practically don't have to pay a cent for it

>inb4 pro-palestinian
couldn't give a fuck what the israelis do to them or the reverse. got nothing to do with us and I want to keep it that way. just pointing out a basic fact

>>74748502
bit rorke
>>74748504
imagine being the person who compiled these images

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>>74748527
cant hack the banter wahey

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>>74748484

I'm surprised the Israelis aren't just straight up holocausting the palestinians now that drumpf is in office

do they speak english or spanish in porto rico

don't mess with me sunshine

>>74748527
>the sun
>news

confirmed my lib dem vote 2bh

don't even smoke and I'm still wary of the adverse health effects but just want to see a big change

>>74748477
somewhere in ohio, he got his green card

>>74748577
>bullying Tim
kys pretty sure he has a mental illness

>>74748577
Someone find this man and sort him out

>>74748527
cuck?

>>74748527
Weekly reminder not to purchase the S*n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

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>he votes labour

>>74748588
L I B D E M

S
U
R
G
E

playful reminder that /brit/ is a radical centrist general

>>74748624
>pretty sure he has a mental illness
christ mate how did you work that one out

shitposting on /tv/

that pizza is making me hungry haha

>>74748611
strangely normal
must be on his meds

>>74748562
>when you practically don't have to pay a cent for it
not him but American aid only counts for 3% of Israeli budget now

>>74748650
>voting lib dem instead of labour
disgusting

>>74748643
The world is changing so much right now, the last thing we need now is radical anything

Britain needs a steady pair of hands to manage this generation-defining transition, and only the Tories can offer that

>>74748640
Shall be mailing my postal vote for Corbyn shortly

>>74748624
>pretty sure
newcunt alert

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Really fires up my synapses

>>74748611
>tim eats pizza with a knife and fork

wtf i hate tim now?

>>74748624
he doesn't

he's just a blithering idiot

>>74748624
sherlock holmes is on the case lads

might succumb to a wank later

marlow or high wycombe?

>>74748624
he was asking for it

>>74748624
>pretty sure
you should be a psychiatrist

Thanks for the (You)s lad
*notes down*

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>>74748684
me in the (radical) centre

>>74748673
*leaves you behind as i climb into my radical centrist spacecraft, ready to explore the stars*

>I was only pretending to be a newrunt retard
*writes on clipboard*

got called negroid in primark

the NHS should be defunded

what is wrong with the tim harassers? did kiwifarms start on him or something?

>>74748717
How?

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the gf

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It's Eastwood this tiiIIIIIIMMME OOOH WHAT A GOOOOAAAAL! FREDDY EASTWOOD HAS GIVEN SOUTHEND THE LEAD! WITH A GOAL THAT ANY MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYER, WOULD BE PROUD TO SCORE

tim's such a fucking mentalist

>>74748582
spanish but most people worth talking to also know English
some disgusting gringoboos even love speaking English more than Spanish
>>74748624
adding to your stack of (You)s

got called a dipshit in Hallmark

Anyone got any spare reasons to live? Asking for a mate.

Got called a fenian in tescos

>>74748805
embrace radical centrism as your new god and anything is possible

>Crush uploads a picture of her new rib tattoo
>You can see the tiniest bit of sideboob
>wank

Why am I so pathetic lads?

>>74748805
my boipucci is only one flight away

*nationalises the bear show*

Got called a Kraut in Superdrug

ukip are the new bnp

as in they've become completely irrelevant after one election of being relevant

mental

>>74748830
sideboob fetish is a hallmark of taste
that and feet

*nationalises the industries*

got called a vile slug in aldi

>>74748858
>UKIP relevant for one election
>EU gone
>BNP relevant for one election
>Pakis still here

Hmmm....

>>74748858
they achieved their goal Tbh

>>74748858
pookip are the new bnpoo

as in they've become completely irrelevant after one election of being relevant

mental

Any dealer mandem iTT?

need a cue ball of H on tic

why aren't girls offering themselves to me

>>74748897
guess that's true, no real reason for them to still exist, only point of ukip was to get brexit and now they've got brexit

>>74748858
UKIP's raison d'etre is gone. May's Tories have gobbled them up.

when the snap election was first called I was definitely voting tory because of brexit but now I'm having serious doubts

Most of labour and lib dem policies would benefit me, whether they're practically possible is another question

then again I live in a normally safe tory seat, in a brexit area so my vote means fuckall

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Easter?

got called a mudwump by some orangutan in waitrose

>>74748805
eurovision tomorrow, japanese olympics in 3 years

>>74748858
ukip has no reason to exist anymore since their ultimate goal was achieved

>>74748897
>achieving your goal then hanging around waiting until you're asked to leave
relatable feel

>>74748832
>direct flight to australia

pretty rare tb?h

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>why aren't girls offering themselves to me

>>74748925
some top analysis there mate

Why are the Afghans so based?

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>>74748932
An event 11 months away?

reckon polygamy should be legal. would love to have like 3 wives

>>74748920
real answer is you're not aesthetic sorry mate. I know a few good looking guys and we can go out to a bar or a pub and no joke it's not rare for them to be approached by a girl (not talking just eye contact and shit but an actual approach).

I'm a classic liberal

>>74748959
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-11/perth-london-flights-announced-by-qantas-for-2018/8110266

>>74748967
>'Dora no. 45

>>74748858
BNP was relevant at one point but never popular
a dead ukip are still going to get more votes than BNP's record easily

>>74748970
Mohammed O'Sheed
>>74748986
Sargon

>>74748959

London to Perth will be starting soon

>>74748986
*sounds the alarm for the radical centrist freikorps to beat you up and leave you in a ditch*
we are the future

Sargon is a quadroon

I have come to the realization that my life is more interesting than yours. Hence here the
lowdown:

-College party on Monday till 5 in the morning. Was based. Been chatted up by some chicas
-Date on Tuesday, with prospects, close to my crib. Made out, went to my place afterwards. Business time.
-Party on Wednesday: Friends from STHLM, Göteborg and elswhere came to visit. Invited some Chicas. Party in the town. Alas, sausage salade. S. sucks on Fridays. Nevermind, shitfaced.
-Yesterday, BBQ party. Met old crush again. Babbled the whole time, about porn, Dota, threesomes, monogamy, etc. Going to meet next week.

Ok, what went down here?

>>74748765

because we don't cotton to freaks 'round these parts.

The simple fact of the matter is that I could decimate any Aussie ITT (or in the oceanic region for that matter) with a light jab

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90s japanese car manuals were so cute. they often had these little pictographs

>>74749000
Another victory for Australia """"civilisation""""

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2 > 3 > 1

>>74749046
need to see the bottoms of their feet in order to make an informed decision

>>74749044
>washing your car's outside will help the engine

doesn't even make sense

>>74749046
Right > Centre > Left

>>74748984
chances are you'll have one and she'll have like 5 husbands whether it's legal or not so don't worry

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>tfw tim invites you up for a cuppa and makes his move

but has anyone offered up any proof that Australia actually exists?

There is definitely room in the electorate for a ukip type party but it can never be ukip simply because of the name

>>74749046
1 > 2 > 3

>>74748832
Post pics plz x

>>74749046
Radical centre > left > right

>>74749075
patrician taste
>>74749088
pleb taste

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>>74749081
terrifying
d-don't mess me about sunshine

>>74749086
calm down paxman your political insights are hurting my baboon mind

>>74749124
2 > 3 > 4 > 1

listening to the so called nasty nas
it was written

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>The simple fact of the matter is that I could decimate any Aussie ITT (or in the oceanic region for that matter) with a light jab

>>74749124
2

powergap

4
3

gap

1

Got Scoochy and TM here, cheers guys
*sips tea*

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>74749124
3 > 4 > 2 > 1

Verronnen die Nacht
Und der Morgen erwacht

>>74749124
3>2>1>4

>>74749124
Imagine being an attractive female who knows that her sexual market value has peaked and everything is downhill from here on out.

>>74749119
i am quite the contrarian

want to kick Tim's head in and watch the bio oil drip from my boot

>>74749124
>blonde
dropped

>>74749124
can't see their feet
cannot post opinion

>>74749201
Rote Flotte mit Volldampf voraus!
In Stürmen und Tosen,
wir roten Matrosen;
wir fahren als Vorhut hinaus.

>>74749171
What a firm, powerful stature this gaelic warrior demonstrates

His tribal tattoo indicates he has been involved in many battles

Hedgerows.

Thoughts?

To whoever was saying I was a sexist earlier; let me put this to you. How can I hate women? My mums one.

I would decimate Tim in a battle of the wits

>>74749124
4123

>>74749273
need you out of business

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>>blonde
>dropped

>>74749221
just realised that the concept of the 'dumb blonde' is Jewish propaganda

>tfw no qt Aussie bf

>>74749299
alri dumb blonde wahey xx

Blonde women are fit

Blonde """men""" are weak effeminate faglords

imagine being a rorke with brown eyes
the mind boggles

fucking rinky-dink town festival I'm at manages to have every drink imaginable but the one I want

I like irish posters 2bh

when do you redose with coke?

was reading neitzsche, now i'm reading brit

brexit

>>74749246
Vorwärts an Geschütze und Gewehre
Auf Schiffen, in Fabriken und im Schacht
Tragt über den Erdball, tragt über die Meere
Die Fahne der Arbeitermacht!

> tfw no irish gf to domestically abuse

I SAID

HEDGEROWS: THOUGHTS?

bench press 5x5
squat 5x5
deadlift 3x5
shoulder press 5x5

thoughts?

Walk for me
Walk for me
Walk for me

I'll see you after the function

I fully expect you will be giving us 12 points in Eurovision tomorrow night

>>74749418
Join a climbing gym

>>74749418
is that it?

never gonna make it

>>74749418
meme tier. focus on one muscle group each workout. doing full body workouts all the time is pointless

>>74749418
>being this much of a runt
SAD

>>74749403
would smashed your mum's face in without hesitation

>>74749448
is your song any good

>>74749418
>>>/fit/

>>74749385

every 15

>>74749449
shan't


>>74749454
yeah because i haven't been to a gym in 4 months so i'm trying to get all my functional stength back then go into a more isolation routine

>>74749467
>doing a bro split

fuck off

do either U/L or a PPL

loving this yank song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDt42Vs-teI
>I want brown eyes RICA

lit > fit

pump up the jam
pump it up
while your feet are stomping

getting really drunk tonight but need to remember not to drink drive or shag a prossie

>gym talk on /brit/
urgh, not a fan

>>74749489
No idea but we demand it nonetheless

Does Code Geass hold up well? Keep in mind I haven't watched it since it ended.

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>lit > fit

>>74749467
fuck off curlbro

>>74749418

SS + GOMAD + read the sticky

>>74749502
I didn't say do a bro split did I you fucking retard
I said focus on muscle groups rather than doing full body workouts everyday
fuck off

would love another potato famine

the 'rhoea is back with a vengeance lads

>>74749548
that beard made me shiver, eww

>>74749523
shut up

>>74749560
can just imagine what a dyel faggot you look like >>74749563
as if you know shit about programming with what you just posted

did 6 poos today

>>74749273
you do realise Tim is playing googol-D chess with the time-space continuum yeah?

might be a tad out of your league, sunshine

>>74749561
absolutely nothing wrong with SS. 2 years ago i got big as fuck while doing it over the summer. was regularly getting compliments about how jacked i looked

GOMAD is the longest running troll on /fit/ though

>>74749581

*plugs your hole with my cock*

problem solved for now

>>74749563
focussing on muscle groups is a bro split you fucking battycrease

>>74749601
yea fuck off curlbro

>>74749581
gono or diar?

how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhhwCSxbn-o

>>74749563
doing a roid split if you're not roiding is stupid lad

>Excuse me fair bar wench, does this rinky-dink establishment serve the finest of english ale? no? perhaps some honeymead? no?

>You have offended me greatly you wicked guttersnipe! i shall go home and post about this on the 'chon! you will pay, wench..

>>74749676
berry mead > honey mead

>>74749643
you just listed two programs that focus on muscle groups rather than doing full body everyday you fucking idiot
>>74749656
>>74749674
retards

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>1 cider please

>>74749742
Kopparberg alright?

addicted to wanking, benzos and buying books

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me on the right
you runts on the left

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>I don't rate cider

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crep check lads

>>74749548
when you're that obese and balding, does it even matter whether you have an unkempt neckbeard or not?

u fucking skrebs

brosplits are the only decent programme

SS and the likes is unadulterated memery

the ol bait thread isn't taking off lads

any tips?

>>74749760

how many books have you read this year

on my 19th. did 57 last year.

>Hark! Far maiden, for I have returned from pastures greener, the land of Brittany, where the ale runs like rivers and the mead sweet as a summers kiss.
>Now, this journey has left me with a perishing thirst, and one which may only be quenched with a pint (that's an imperial pint to you milady) of Leicestershire's finest brew, Richard III
>What? You mean to tell me that your pumps run dry and your kegs gasp with the thirst of the sahara, then I shall take my business elsewhere - good day madam. MADAM I SAID GOOD DAY.
>oh actually I'll just have a pitcher of Coors thanks

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>>74749778

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>Peng.jpg

>>74749792
the act of making a bait thread is utterly pathetic
give up

fucking hell forgot to disable reddit flags

MAKING A NEW DON'T ANYONE ELSE DO IT

>>74749773
I've never drank cider. I have drank mead though. Was impressed with the first batch but didn't like the second.

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new/old
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>>74749836
LOL

>>74749874
fuck off we have a new you mong

>>74749900
um my thread was first sweetie

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>>74749850
I hate you all

bumping to autosage

>>74749568
her belly button looks C U T E

>>74749804
around 25