/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg

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ah yes

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>tfw no black angel

>a song about jesus visitting england despite there being no evidence nor plausible reason to believe this ever happened

why are engloids so delusional?

>>74728189
The lyrics are kind of sexy, and btw how did you discover this?
Listen to Águas de março, you will like it

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>>74728261
ermm sweaty, look at the flag xx

>>74728259
Looks like a tar monster

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>>74728261

>>74728247
Based Portillo

>>74728259
thought she looked naked in the thumb

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>>74728098
ah yes a random image of hum-vees on a truck with a caption made by some random twitter(twitter of all places) person means we're arming kurds

fuck off

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>>74728247
>in 1995 politically correct wishy washy flimflam liberals were rewriting history and pushing their SJW agenda on children
>tfw you have never been alive in a conservative Britain

Going to sleep lads, may God bless us all.
And if not believe in God, just tips fedora to this post

>>74728258
fat stupid pig

>>74728290
don't care

>>74728296
>people unironically believe this shit
HOWLING

>>74728261
There is a 'evidence'. Obviously I won't argue evidence for god or Jesus but if we assume Jesus did exist then there is 'evidence' of it written that, as a young man, he and his Uncle visited the Britons in Cornwall area to trade for minerals/ores.

It can never be proven but, it's written and if you are someone who takes that stuff as fact, like religious people are, there's enough evidence to suggest it did happen. It was never as a prophet, though. No sermon on the mount.

>>74728275
>St. George is a byzantine guy who allegedly slayed a dragon
>the Royal Family are a bunch of Germans who spent most of the time repressing the native britons.
>Jesus christ was a carpenter's son from judaea and had nothign whatsoever to do with england, despite england's national anthem
>brexit will damage the economy
>95% of engloids do not actually benefit from the class system, despite being willing to die for it
>the empire only benefitting a select few, and most of the working class runts saw no improvement or real source of pride from having it besides seeing their own industries fail from competition of colonial imports or being the cannon fodder for colonial expansion

engloid delusions refuted

>>74728324
boring post

eekr jjjjjjjjjjjjjff f

dddd dib ud id ddi dm elllllllllee

acj acj acj acj acj

chucggchucchachuchahchuchahcaa

*ffffffffffffffffxr444444*
>
CREASING

>>74728290
WTF I love Trump now? I hope he arms the Kurds so they can help kurds google murray bookchin

alongside jews, anglos are god's chosen people

>>74728324
>brexit will damage the economy

Love how you cunts just jump from 'your royals are foreigners so brexit will be shit and you should be communists!!!!!!!'

>>74728318
yes because someone would travel
3400 miles to trade tin, in the dark ages

>>74728239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqtuxadnn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ62weeMulA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo

Require one gf with a big arse urgently

>>74728290
Hmm..yes...absolutely...no proof trump is arming the kurds...

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/09/us/politics/trump-kurds-syria-army.html

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/05/09/latest-official-says-wh-has-approved-weapons-for-kurds.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39864950

http://www.reuters.com/video/2017/05/10/trump-approves-arming-kurds-to-fight-isl?videoId=371645819

https://www.rt.com/usa/387770-us-weapons-kurds-support/

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/trump-send-arms-kurdish-ypg-syria-170509190404689.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-syria-kurds-arms-isis-weapons-turkey-erdogan-anger-a7727031.html

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/UNITED_STATES_TURKEY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHsPsOO50u

Apparently Colombian guerrillas would pack their land mines with poop so that the wounds they caused would certainly become infected

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p051pnlf

>>74728347
>>74728351
fuck this link spam

fuck off

>>74728341
brexit will be shit, regardless of how you feel about the EU.

>>74728324
>brexit will damage the economy
fuck off cunt

>>74728351
>>74728359
t. realised he's been absolutely BTFO

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tfw nothing to post

>>74728353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pGpt7Ow3kh

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>>74728344
>Jesus
>Dark ages
Well okay, you're a retard if you think 0AD was Dark Ages, but they absolutely did travel that far and often had to. People in the actual dark ages regularly help pilgrimages far further than that and that wasn't to get cheap minerals from one of the most mineral rich countries on the planet, Briton.

Beginning to think the Kurds are imperial puppets

>>74728341
>should be communists
But I voted for brexit for antincapitalist reasons senpai

>>74728366
>Literally every economist has argued it

>fuck off cunt

the bank of england literally revised britain's growth projections as lower yesterday

jap girls dont actually give a fuck about white guys, total meme

they'll flash me smiles and giggle, but they speak no english and are way too prude to fuck.

also haven't seen any gaijin hunters in any of osaka, tokyo or kyoto, just a bunch of tall hipster white dudes with undercuts and arm sleeves

fucked an aussie girl at least. probably got a disease though.

Schoolgirls in tights and kneesocks

Just struck a Faustian bargain with a pump and dumper over one of the alt-coins currently about to soar up to near moon status.

Unreal what I may be worth in a few days.

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>>74728364
proofs?

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hmm alabama bangladeshi

>>74728351
>nytimes
>independent
>al jazeera

SHAN'T

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>>74728383
>bank of England
Who cares?

wish i'd been a marine

Need to get a headpat from a cute girl

>>74728389
bonce

>>74728441
no you dont

t. marine

amazing how consistently and diversely boring and shit the youtube trending section is

>>74728443
oh time i was sitting outside a bar smoking a ciggie (i've quit since then) and a girl probably in her mid-to-late twenties walked up to me and said "got your nose" and even did the whole thing with her hand. it was very disturbing.

redpill me on market forces

reckon watching male ASMR is gayer than sucking a dick or getting bummed

>>74728472
no idea what that even is lmao

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if brown people are so bad then how come the best f1 driver in the world is brown?

>>74728247
http://archive.spectator.co.uk/article/18th-september-1999/12/portillo-is-not-a-conservative

>>74728470
did you get your nose back?

need a gf lads

made 30 bucks so far this week betting.

i'm down about $1,200 overall since 2015. but that's all in the past, my fortunes have changed now!

ASMR is for retards

how do i fuck a jap

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lads do I get a gf or figure out someway to permacum so I stop thinking about women literally all day

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ohayou lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p04atJqQS4k
do love these
EE is the best

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can i salvage this?

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>>74728504

>>74728458
why not? it looks pretty great 2bh

>>74728526
be my bf plz

>>74728528
nah, move on (you bitch)

>>74728458
is this the legendary ginger?
post pics to prove

>>74728528
already seen this on reddit earlier, mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGdhqr71I4c

>>74728499
yeah that's what i thought racist cunts

>>74728470
Cute

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Dublin
2. Birmingham
3. Edinburgh
4. Kent
5. Leeds

>>74728499
vroom vroom lol! vroooooooooooooooom vroooooom :)))) vroomy vroom go vroom vroom screeechy vroom vroom :))))))))))

Inheritance tax is immoral

Inheritance is immoral

>>74728632
rorke
>>74728642
rasheed

want to clean the dust out of my laptop but also scared of fucking it

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I wish I could be a cute girl's beloved pet cat and watch over her

>>74728479

>he can't experience tingles

Sucks to be you

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Lad is scared of having sex with his laptop

Brits are a funny lot

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kek people are laughing at victims of Islamic terrorism in Britain dying on livestream

>>74728652
Go slow then. See if there's any guides on your laptop model on iFixit

>>74728683
hello nigger

"The thought struck me for the first time today that our duty to our country may not terminate with the peace – apart, I mean, from the duty of begetting children to bear arms for the King in the next generation. To be more explicit, I see growing on the horizon the greater peril than Germany or Japan ever were; and if the present hostilities do not actually merge into a war with our terrible enemy, America, it will remain for those of us who have the necessary knowledge and insight to do what we can where we can to help Britain be victorious again in her next crisis." - Enoch Powell

What did he mean by this?

>>74728681
There's nothing wrong with being a bender it's just important that you understand that you OBJECTIVELY are a bum bandit knob jockey fudge packer pillow biter

>n-word

edgy

>>74728721
Hello nagger

thinking about anime

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manlets BTFO

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493888490958.webm

allaHU

allaHU

allaHU

allaHUUUU

allaHUUUUUU!!!!

Integration of races of totally disparate origins and culture is one of the great myths of our time. It has never worked throughout history. The United States lost its only real opportunity of solving its racial problem when it failed after the Civil War to partition the old Confederacy into a "South Africa" and a "Liberia".

>>74728324
good post

>>74728762
fun fact i actually made that thread in /wsg/ where this webm was upload.

Thinking about ordering a pizza for Friday night dinner.

>>74728773
You can't actually believe anybody would care, let alone consider that fact "fun"

chat shit

>>74728781
dominos?

>>74728785
shut the fuck up

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>And George raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the muzzle of it close to the back of Lennie’s head. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the hills and rolled down again. Lennie jarred, and then settled slowly forward to the sand, and he lay without quivering.

>George shivered and looked at the gun, and then he threw it from him, back up the bank, near the pile of old ashes.

>The brush seemed filled with cries and with the sound of running feet. Slim’s voice shouted, “George. Where you at, George?”

>But George sat stiffly on the bank and looked at his right hand that had thrown the gun away. The group burst into the clearing and Curley was ahead. He saw Lennie lying on the sand. “Got him, by God.” He went over and looked down at Lennie, and then looked back at George. “Right in the back of the head,” he said softly.

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>>74728785
i was just tryin 2 contribute to the convo

>>74728760
47 miles away hahaha Christ lad move out of fucktownnowhere

>>74728762
I can't help but hate pakis, their ugly as sin and savage as fuck. Ironically wish they were all gassed

>>74728788
that or maybe Pizza Hut.

are george

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGDcn46aW8

i fucking love science

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_BL2uKPS4

>>74728808
get your willy out if you want to contribute something meaningful

wish the japanese girls love white cock meme was real

>>74728815
forwarding this post to GCHQ immediately

holy shit lads, zezima just joined the /brit/ Runescape clan

>>74728811
wish i could la'

>>74728762
which country is this

>>74728851
That's Heathrow anon

>>74728831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GCrTFCXYo

better choon

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snag

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no anzu no rap music no fun my foots crippled why'd it have to be this way lads

>office nerf battles

would quit on the spot if any cunt tried that shit

thankfully I'm unemployed

>>74728862
i hate whatever country this is from

>>74728867
join me in an ol' 'cide

been posting on /brit/ solidly for the last 8 hours LOL

not eaten anything, drunk anything or been loo

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i was working 4 days a week and it was fine financially

now i'm on 5 days a week. more money, but less freetime.

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sharted

>>74728861
meh it's a tad gay 2bh

>>74728902

best post of the day?

>>74728896
australia

>>74728929
Nazism

>>74728922
thats kind of the point

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>>74728901
I shall be joining you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56JIp2hXcY

good cover

ordered something on ebay on 22 of april and it said it would arrive on the 26th of april

still hasnt arrived what to do?

>>74728924
first birdcuck post of the day was the best

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this is my kinda girl x

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> I can't help but hate pakis, their ugly as sin and savage as fuck. Ironically wish they were all gassed

>>74728928
oh good, i already hate australia.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW5qRJ9sRN

>>74728948
send round the heavies

>>74728917

foy

I go straight home every Friday night and never go out on weekends. There are exceptions to the rule but very rarely. None of my friends go out, or if they do I'm not invited.

Taking its toll.

>>74728953
sheed

>>74728951
hope she shoves that up her puss

>>74728978
gimme ur address and i'll come hang out with you this weekend

gimme ur credit card details and i'll come hang out with you this weekend

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someone fucking choke me out I'm ready to go next life

kangaroos and cowboy hats mate

>>74728978

> my friends

FONT

>>74728978
at least you leave the house

who /billynomates/ here?

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>>74728563
>>74728499
>tfw i vividly remember being disappointed when i found out that he's black because I grew to like him for some fucking reason and imagined him as a typical brit

one time i was driving with a friend of mine who had just told me that he was feeling super suicidal atm and my spotify started playing Still by Geto Boys the chorus of which goes "Die muthafucka Die muthafucka Still Fool"

it was super awkward

anyway he ended up attempting suicide later that night and his dad and i had to physically hold him down until the police and emts arrived.

he got admitted to a psyche ward and i had to get multiple blood screenings due to being exposed to hepatitis C positive blood

>>74729020
nevermind, look like a bit of sad cunt

>>74729032
haha oh wow yeah thats interesting
*walks into the other room*

>>74729022

stopped hanging with them cos they're all druggies

can't tell my mam that's the reason tho

rashida jones is the ideal woman

>>74729032
whats he up to these days

>>74729051
i'm surprised your welfare bungalo in adelaide even has more than one room.

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ol' '

>>74729020
can't believe autismo is almost 37

>>74729065
Rashid

>>74729070
gonna do this x

>>74729069
he's gone mate he can't hear you

>>74729022

haven't left the room in years

>>74729067
he's starting a new job on monday, currently in a relationship with his high school sweetheart (they're looking at moving into an apartment together soon), and gets sex multiple times a day.

meanwhile i'm still a kissless virgin, unemployed, and turning into an alcoholic 2bqh but i'm glad i could actually do something significant/positive in a person's life. that's the only decent thing i have to look back on.

forgot the password to the parental filter I set up

the ultimate irony:
>any western country calling another western country nonwhite

>>74729104
>and gets sex multiple times a day.
mean to write multiple times a week. he's not that lucky

>>74728844

no he didn't

>>74729120
dont worry lad i didnt even read the post in the first place

reckon I could box this yank twats head off with 'nowt but a swift jab

>>74729114
very ironic, it's like rain on your wedding day

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clicked on one australian profile just out of curiousity

>>74729104

stop drinking you mong

>>74729127
did a howl at this post

yuck, just got a glimpse of my head from a side angle by accident... i thought i was good looking. :(

poo willy bum

*gets schwifty*

just shagged the gf and came on her face x

>>74729154
me everyday

shit thread so far

https://youtu.be/I1188GO4p1E

>>74729154

meh. profile is overrated

you have sharp cheekbones and light eyes though, right?

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me heeming you

>As a

just stop

imagine having BROWN eyes

haunting

having the click the squares captcha as the default is a fucking joke

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>Welcome to the NHS, giz a tenner!

#thefuturethetorieswant

>>74729213
;-;

>>74729222
Is the tenner for a blowjob?

Because I'm ok with that

>>74729195

no clue what "sharp cheekbones" are but i probably don't have them since my bodyfat % is likely over 15

light blue eyes

>>74729207
jesus christ, what's the fucking point?

give me boxing any day over this pub carpark fighting shite

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>>74729143
start drinking, you say? alright, good idea. it is friday, after all. that's a weekend. it's acceptable.

>>74729187
can't believe adults watch this

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>>74729253

>>74729253
>extra pale
unlike said poster

>>74729213
you might as well not even be white at that point.

>>74729187
haha wtf is this, looks funny

Can't believe adults choose to watch Rick & Morty over Xavier: Renegade Angel.

always feel sick in the mornings

>>74729213
brown eyed runts are subhuman

>>74729293
it took me a couple minutes but i finally got the joke

can't believe that there is a genre about adult themes reduced to a childlike level and presentation but still marketed at adults only in Japanese

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>Come on Anon lets go back in time and tell Enoch powell to not give the Rivers of blood speech and to run a centre right politician but then enact white nationalist policies and deport the immigrants after we vote for him

>>74729187
my new ringtone

Wikipedia is highlight everything that is citation needed

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>>74729251
*ninja slaps you*

my visual connection to this beautiful world

feel like pure shit just want kayleigh back

wish i had somebody to want back but alas i've never had a gf or even any close female friends

>>74729428
>any close female friends
want a platonic female friend to just know how to speak to girls and to feel some femininity 2bqh

*logs on to /brit/ for a purposeful and productive day of shitposting*

*cracks knuckles*

alri?

imagine NOT being able to grow ANY facial hair

haunting

Pills are just a psychotropic band-aid on a biochemical crutch. I took a pill once, and I woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle, fat end first. But did I whine? No, I turned to the bottle.

don 't reply to it

post webms of runts trying to naruto fight and getting heemed

*replies to it*

>>74729472
*uses a 10p razor everyday to shave the bum fluff off my face*

*it lasts 10 weeks*

hehe, nothin personell

>>74729458
>>74729428
grim, just fuck off to /r9k/ will ya?

>>74729489
only know of two

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

>>74729515
post them

>>74729531
can't

there was a retard kid at school who ran around like a dinosaur all day every day

*hisses at you through a crack in the skirting boards*
*scuttles away*

just got some new business cards. chose embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semi-gloss stock. its haunting elegance is so restrained.

I believe that we are all one. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother.

what doth life?

*flushes chlorine through the floorboards*

used to run around like a dinosaur all day for the laughs haha

>>74729549
nice, very impressive

>>74729562
my mother's been dead for 4 years.

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>just got new business cards

Watching Caitlyn Jenner on Victoria Derbyshire

Also yesterday at work a message was sent around by the head of the call centre praising me for my excellent stats
Said I should come to her desk to collect a reward but I was to shy so didn't

>>74729584
she might have been reincarnated as the mosquito

>>74729592
i had a customer complaint this week so i got in trouble with the boss

>>74729584
Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

>>74729549
Let's see anons card

i can't believe he prefers anon's card to mine

im a survivor. we're a dying breed.

>>74729614
i'm just gonna finish this six pack and see if i feel any better

I'm not a survivor. We live on.

>>74729614
so was his dead mum haha

like most people, i've always been different

>>74729603
haha

At my place, the managers always have your back

Why didn't we just stick to hanging and firing squad? Lethal injection, gas chamber and electric chair are all horrible execution methods.

you don't get to bring friends

they say everyone's unique and all but it's not really true for most people, whereas I really am different

>>74729684
hanging is bad too. guillotine is the most human way to execute

>>74729684
criminals should be parachuted into the middle of a desert with basic supplies. if they can make it back alive then they're absolved.

watching f1 practice 1 with /sp/ haha

>>74729696
Not if you calculate the rope length correctly and break the neck: they lose consciousness instantly that way. Guillotine is pretty good though. The only more humane method I can think of is passive asphyxiation with an inert gas like helium.

>>74729684
they are barbaric
we have more efficient methods for slaughtering animals, what the fuck

*walks in dripping with rain*
*runs a hand through my hair and shakes*
bwwwphoaaarraarhhh
not very nice out there

>>74729669
Same

I new I was trans when I was about 5 or 6

there is no real me; only an entity, something illusory

>>74729733
you moron, it was an ironic statement aimed at mocking faux-snowflakes like yourself. god you're stupid. no wonder you've been relegated to call centre trained moneky runtdom.

>>74729725
mhmm baby come get warm next to me x

imagine being BELOW 5'10"


haunting

Stop eating meat

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I am the wisest man in this thread, for I am aware that I know nothing, while everyone else fancies that they know something.

i don't really have a purpose in life but to drink and try not to kill myself

>>74729757
It's probably the best call centre in the UK, brilliant environment

>>74729762
Not bad if you're trans

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i'm actually 5'11 & 3/4" but i round up to 6'

just did the worst poo of my year so far

will only date girls with 3 X chromosomes

i'm 5'8 but say im 5'10

>>74729777
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Hell-raising, wheel-chasing, new worldy possessions
Flesh-making, spirit-breaking, which one would you lessen?
The better part, the human heart
You love ’em or dissect 'em
Happiness or flashiness? How do you serve the question?

I'm 6'2" but say I'm 5'10"

>>74729765
no

>>74729762

am 5'7 me

im 5'1 and built like a tree sapling

Will only date girls with a single X chromosome (monosomy XO), webbed neck, and profound mental retardation

5'1" and built like a child

>the paki cant even rhyme or spell their own 'name' correctly

>>74729838
same, really riles up the manlets who claim to be 6'

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>>74729827
More like Mon the Hon

>>74729762
5'7'' here
ama

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
HAD DAT NIGGA IN THE CUT WHERE THE WOOD AT
ALL THEM NIGGAS ACTIN UP
WHERE THA WOLVES AT?
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON' PULL THAT

>>74729888
do you look like a child or do you have the true, manlet/dwarf frame? (child frame vs proportions of adult).

I am the former.

6'1" but claim to be 5'9" to make manlets second guess their lies

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gonna start my own manlet paramilitary

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>>74729878
howlin

>>74729926
oh good god is this the paki?

>>74729903
dunno
guess the former, definitely dont look much like a child

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A camera? In a bathroom?

>>74729948
latter
fucked it

never had sex

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So no-one told you life was gonna be this way

*clap clap clap clap*

His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A

It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years

He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)

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>>74729971

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yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

Yeah cats don't know what it's gon' be,
Fuckin' with a nigga like me.
D to the M to the X,
Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin' sex with the same sex!
I show no love to homo thugs;
Empty out, reload, and throw mo' slugs.
How you gon' explain fuckin' a man?
Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' ya hand.
I don't fuck with chumps,
(For those that been to jail, that's the cat wit' the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps).
I don't fuck wit' niggas that think they broads,
Only know how to be one way—that's the dog.
I know how to get down, know how to bite,
Barf every ghetto, but I know to fight.
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree,
Man I'll give y'all niggas the business for fuckin' wit' me. Is you crazy?

>>74729899
>>74729899

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>>74729985

Do British women like British men?

Do women like men?

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why do i want to punch so many women in the face they just have this expression that is so fucking abhorrent

British women were made to carry the seed of Australian men

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If I could smoke fear away, I'd roll that mothafucka up
And then I'd take two puffs
I've been hungry all my life
I'm high now, I'm high now
I'm high now, I'm high now
Life's a bitch, pull them panties to the side now
Now…

>>74730043
bit gay

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>>74730026
all women of all nations and races kneel before the big welsh cock

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>>74730075
Miss Wales desu

>>74729878
Saw that coming

>>74730094
>I want one this big
>in my little hole

>>74730094
bitch has tiny teeth
2/10

>>74730035
the more ,i look at her the less i find her attractive

>>74729985
•N•O•F•R•I•E•N•D•S•

got blood on my fists and there's no remorse

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I control /brit/

>>74729985
i've not kept up

whats wrong with poley's dick?

>>74730149
all me

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>>74730129
>amerijaws

>>74730186