/brit/

brits are unironically stupider than yanks

>>74726535

Unnecessary censorship is unnecessary.

>>74726563
ancient meme is ancient

gay me is gay

bumholes!!!

Why have I developed yellow fever this year?

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HE'S A DWARF! A DWARF!

IN THE SECOND AGE WE'D STRING 'EM UP!

>see this thread >>74726056
>make a post on the subject in ye olde /brit/
>this twat sees the post in /brit/ then makes ANOTHER thread about it >>74726535

what are you like you silly sausage?

>>74726563
Personally I don't consider bare ass NSFW, but you never know if le unpaid doggy thinks otherwise, so it's best not to test him.

>>74726471
knew a girl named ash(ley) at work, had a giant white ass and loved boys giving her attention

miss her so much

How old is boxxxy now? Like 27 right?

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>when the criminal colony does better than the homeland

>>74726622
103

>>74726607
wanna play with my silly sausage? :^)

was at uni having lunch and reading and qt sat at the table next to me, think she looked at me a few times which was nice but then I left to go to class
felt good for a bit because she might have noticed me but then bad because maybe I should have talked to her
of course there's also the chance that I just imagined it completely

>>74726633
don't care

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>>74726626
fuck OFF

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>There's more hispanics in america than spanish people in spain

>>74726649
why is this funny

>>74726579
Have you traveled to Southeast Asia or South America?

>>74726633
should have sparked up a 'versation about the inherent flaws of the calculation of the human development index's constituent indices

>>74726649
more irish people in american than in ireland too

shitting the headache out of my brain

>>74726668
slag

>>74726649
there's more white people in the USA than any European country too

boss just emailed me asking if I can work 7 hours and I should probably say yes but don't want to FUCK

>>74725536
He claims to be a real Viet, but I've always been slightly skeptical.

>>74726665
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>>74726668
what the fuck is wrong with you honestly
why do you make these creepy obsessive mentally ill posts about this ugly underage gothic anime tranny every thread

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>there's more hispanics in america than ANY south american country

>>74726681
just reply with a brendan

>>74726471
>you will never smell that sofa after she's been lying on it

>>74726622
23

>>74726685
You just proved his point you stupid cunt

>>74726686
better than the guy who has the fetish for the italian girl who lost her limbs to meningococcal

>>74726674
imagine being this runt and making a post in a DEAD thread hahah
not even a reply hahahahah

>>74726747
yeah but i cant report this freak for avatarfagging (which gets the meningitis fetishist banned every time)

genuinely laugh about global warming

dont care at all lol

>>74726777
wow edgy!!!1

flushing newborn puppies down the loo

>>74726698
what

>>74726747
>>74726770
>>74726773
>>74726777
>>74726786
>>74726789
>>74726790
don't care

>>74726786
shut the fuck up

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>>74726790

>>74726796
all me
>>74726789
edgy

need a Luna Corazon gf

Multiculturalism is an extension of tolerance and rationality which Britain should be proud of. It is the notion that the different cultural groups in our society should be allowed to maintain their own identity in the face of our majority. It is the belief that we should not force minorities to assimilate into our culture..

is today a public holiday?

>>74726841
probably rap my pinky around that neck

could kill her easily

>>74726841
would love to see this make up slowly being drawn into a solitary stream of oozing cum

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>>74726796
all me

>>74726773
i'll start reporting him too x

free palestine

>>74726855
>.png
hmm

>>74725246
I hear that Philidor's Defense (1. e4 e4 2. Nf3 d6) is kinda bad.

Grill the Yanks
Burger war NOW

>>74726880
want to see her body lad

>>74726880
>simply as
fucked it ya twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23O2U41p6cY

>>74726855
Who cares?

>>74726882
It's not a great opening, but still better than the utterly worthless Damiano's Defense.

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put too much sugar in my tea and I had to pour it out fuck it all lads

>>74726916
>sugar in tea
off it

thinking about buying a vcr even though i only have one vhs tape

>>74726882
When I was a kid I used to read some old chess books of my dad's which used the descriptive notation. That's bad and you're not supposed to use it anymore.

did a post
>>>/sp/75855512

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F

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Freddie Gibbs? more like freddie gibbs me dat

>>74726471
what is the source of this image

>>74726945
good lad

>>74726471
Sauce pls?

need a laffer

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when I get hate for my devotion to Anzu

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>motor """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

owooga booga bala boola ooga waallla walla walllaahh!!!
eeeeooooorrrrrr !!!!!

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>>motor """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

think it's time for the ol' 'cide lads

Just drank two litres of water lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG-tAvck9Fo

>>>/sp/75841151
>>>/sp/75841151

>>>/sp/75841151
>>>/sp/75841151

>>>/sp/75841151
>>>/sp/75841151

NEW

>>74727007
Do you have cholera or something?

>>>/sp/74726945

>>74726960
this guy should be smoking, not drinking coffee

i have cholera
anyone want some?

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>>74726997
>>74726996
>>74726991

need thailad in the building

>>>/sp/75855560
did a poost

>>74726943
Descriptive notation?

*poos on you* nothin personal

got 3 bottles of hand sanitiser
anyone want 2?

Britainese are autism

>>74727044
Rasheed pls.

vroooooom VROOOOOOm vrooom SCREEEEeeeEEEch BANG

>>74727031
thought there was a fly on his face hahaha

Hate spergyank
Love Thailad
Despise the anti-rorkes

PLAIN AS DAY

>>74727052
jog on jappy

i get the feeling that asmr darling's sister doesnt like her very much

OP, I agree with you. While there are some integration problems, many of these are generational and will be solved when the older generations die off. Britain is a better place because of our multiculturalism, we're a more tolerant and understanding country because of it. Though knowing /ukpolitics somebody will reply with some ignorance along the lines of "MUZZIES RAPED ME KIDS"

>>74727074
seen this one 3 times now step it up la

>>74727039
Old chess books from the 1970s and earlier used this system. It would go 1. P-K4 P-K4 etc instead of 1. e4 e5. The shit is more confusing since it doesn't reference absolute squares on the board, but relative ones from the perspective of each player (White's K4 square is Black's K5 and so forth). It also necessitates frequent confusing tags to explain what piece moves where or who captures what (if multiple captures are possible with the same piece).

Most non-English speaking countries have used the algebraic system since the 18th century. FIDE banned descriptive notation in 1981.

doing a neuroticism lads

feel like i need to do something but don't know what

once raped a 44 year old muslim taxi driver

might do an involuntary drop out of uni

>>74727110
>>74727111
don't do these

Have a nose cold.

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Maybe I wasn't there

Have a cold nose.

ullo lads how r u

bet i could take a russian

>>74727131
are nige

>>74727131
Juncker's at it a gain

morning lads

'ave a nold cose

Joke:
Where do you go if you wanna see a bunch of Chinamen?

Australia.

>>74727163
*smattering of golf claps*

hate every single one of you

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Love Anzu
Hate her videos

I'm a complex soul

>'fw '4 'nd 'uilt 'ike ' 'rick 'house

'f 'yone 'n 'it/ 'as 'ut 'n ' 'eel 'age 'nd 'rced 'o 'ight 'o 'he 'eath ' 'ld 'asily 'e 'he 'ast 'an 'tanding, 'enuinely

' 'it 're 'times 'king 't 'he 'mart 'se 'osts 'ou 'tle 'tudents 'nd 'eets 'ake 'nd 'ust 'huckle 'o 'yself 'cause 'f 'ou 'ver 'id 'hing 'ike 'at 'o 'y 'ace ('s 'f 'ou 'uld 'are) 'u 'ould 'iterally 'e 'ating 'avement 'n 'nder ' 'econd

'ink 'n

>cost of living rising much faster than wages
ah yes brexit britain

>>74727193
how about me?

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
—Introibo ad altare Dei.
Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:
—Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!
Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.
Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly.
—Back to barracks! he said sternly.
He added in a preacher's tone:
—For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all.
He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm.
—Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?
He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>74727205
you might be alright
who knows

>>74727195
SHAN'T BE ARSED

fuck yourselves killing scumbags

fucking cumbags

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want to marry asmr darling

How come the bibles in the library aren't kept under the fiction section?

Do people still believe in an invisible man in the sky? Heh...

business idea: james joyce's Ulysses but with the word contraction 'mmick

trump is hitler
RT if u agree

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dont mess with me sunshine

like this so he can see!!!!

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>>74727105
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1337063

Take this Steinitz classic from 1870. In descriptive notation, it would read like so. Note that it's a lot more vague and unless you actually play through the game, most of the time you won't be able to figure out what squares and pieces are being referenced.

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lifes a bitch pull them panties to the side now

Doing a Lornepost.

>>74727239
who

don't reply to me if you have a fb acc

has tim ever posted his phone number? feel like giving him a call

>>74727264
dont care

>>74727282
pretty sure he's doxxed nearly everything other than credit cards and financial stuff

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>>74727280
I don't.

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>>74727262

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this ugly, skinnyfat ginger mong is widely regarded as the greatest living australian

ah yes another summer of not having any friends with the monotony broken up by occasional shifts of wage slavery

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feel fucking awful but have to go out anyway
hmm yes quite ""responsiblities"" the best gimmick my dear

business idea: find out tim's financial details and live off his bennies

Want to stick my willy in Anzu's flat bum.

>>74727313
willing to dox myself when i move back to phoenix

>>74727288
I'm fairly sure he wasn't addressing you, but some other anon.

Business idea: convince DPD to stop messing tim about

>>74726471
source?

>>74727309
he's not skinnyfat, just a framelet

been awake since 7pm last night lol

did the ban hit the ball with a stick

did he hit it over the fence

>>74727314

feel fucking awful and i don't have anything to do because i'm a neet so im just gonna watch "The Big Short" lol

the king of pop vs the king of rock and roll

2/42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, England, United Kingdom

>>74727352
I dunno I don't watch cricket.

poo a brewin

Of all the major European countries, I am the most sanguine about Britain re: diversity.
First, Anglo liberalism is deeply rooted. Continental Europe (reluctantly) embraced it after other more statist or even totalitarian systems failed. For the British, it was literally designed by their kin and it proved to be the most durable and effective system for human progress, not just for Anglos, but for the world.

Secondly, their immigration policies have been quite smart for most of their history. Blair lost his mind during the 1997-2007 era and radically loosened the rules of who could get in.
Note: the issue here is not the amount of people who come, but who comes. Brown started to mend the system with a quasi-points based system, and started to introduce more skills-based preferences.

Cameron built on that and May is an immigration hawk by any measure.
This means that those who come from outside the EU are either students or work-related folks. The recent cap on minimum earnings of 35K pounds sterling mean an even tougher target.
You add a strong philosophical heritage, open to the world yet with a more hardnosed immigration tradition than most of their continental peers, certainly more than France and recently than Germany, and the recipe you get is a strong one.

I always laughed when I read the prophesies of doom for Britain outside the EU.

>>74727358

*sets up a drying rack outside his window*

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>>74727357
king of pop all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

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Rate

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>Britain should provide sanctuary to 50,000 Syrian refugees, Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has said.

>>74727390
The fuck is a climbing gym?

>>74727385
why is he black

>>74727392
what's that shit on your floor?

>>74727393
Send then to Sealand

>sending a document / letter overseas via aus post courier starts at $68 AUD

i may be impatient but i'm not THAT impatient

>>74727439

are you sending the so-called "document" to tim?

>>74727392
I also have BF1, Fifa 15,Driveclub and Destiny

Wanna be friends? :3

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off to work lads

>>74727432
Fluff from the rug

>>74727402
it's a gym you can only get in and out of via a climbing wall

basically to stop the casuals/oldies/fat cunts from crowding the place up

>>74727465

ok... why are you wearing shoes inside on carpet??

feel like i'm growing out of racism desu

>>74727457
nah was just curious. I'm not going to harass him like other runts ITT

>>74727494

good lad

>>74727346
>this fucked up of a sleep schedule
I told you melatone, zma, black out curtains, white noise machine or air filter, cold temperature.

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>>74727488
rethought my world view after seeing this

>>74727505
HOWEVER that doesn't give Tim a free pass to act like a teddy nonce

>>74727506
too late i've already popped some 'finil la'

gonna stay up until 7 or 8pm tonight

went out tonight with my best m8 of who is 6'6 and big as fuck without being fat

anyways man was chatting shit to me in the queue because i apparently pushed and then he was getting all lairy had a good argument for a minute saying how he's been to court for assault etc

then my m8 sees and starts saying "i'll get you to suck my dick you fucking faggot" at him

made him pussy out straight away
was emasculating for me 2bh because i could've sorted it lol

drunk lol

IT'S HERE
IT'S QUEER
GET USED TO IT

>plain as day

wonder what 190kg thinks of me

>>74727487
Walking around in your socks wears them out

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alright lads Anzu posting is dead need a new gimmick

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>>74727513
Kinda funny to see young ones on the side of the right again. It's been a long ass time.

>>74727555
Good nobody cares about a turkish trap and how much you love her

>>74727558
Jesus fucking Christ look at this cunts

>190kg nonce has taken to reddit spacing
im shocked

>>74727563
;-;

>>74727558
it's because conservatism is the new counter culture

>>74727555

> alright lads Anzu posting is dead need a new gimmick

good, it was a bad gimmick

>>74727558
>canada

i invented reddit spacing

it's my gimmick ffs

>>74727555
BASED MODS

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might vote lib dem

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>>74727580

>>74727582
this. Anzu isn't attractive and was a terrible gimmick from the beginning.

Genuinely prefer kpop posting

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no more football soon

>>74727594
>we aren't labour
>we aren't tories
>we aren't labour because we're scottish

UKIP, Greens and Lib Dems are literally the only choices you should be considering because they at least have policy. Not gunna argue which is better cause I'll never change anyone's mind but voting Tory or Labour means you don't give a shit about the country.

tories are the only sensible choice this election if you're an individual with real aspirations

Having a mixture of big poos and little pebble poos right now

why do the lib dems want refugees?

>>74727633
Ive had the pebble poos for weeks now and I'm still unsure what it's about

mgiht buy some probiotics

>>74727622
why so shitty results this year?

>>74727656
so they vote lib dem

>>74727656
Are Him hates homosexuality so he's bringing in Muslims in a hope that they kill them

haven't done a solid poo in weeks

Was told to use fecal transplantation from a healthy family member into my colon to get over having a bad pooey

I feel like my racism ebbs and flows in three year periods as if it were some kind of natural cycle in ocean currents. I've already passed my trough and have been steadily becoming more racist as of about six months ago.

>>74727690
you get all the fecal transplantation you need from this website

>>74727662
short answer

>sold our best player early even though he publicly said he didn't want to leave but the owner wanted the money
>sold our next best player and captain mid season
>only good striker was patchy because of injuries yet again

>>74727699
didn't even flinch

haven't poo'd in my life

>>74727690
Decolonize your large intestine by transplanting PoC poo you racist

Well, good morning

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees


Ah yes, the so called lib deads

>>74727711
Wow, so lucky you the club was not relegated this season

bit cold out
at enfield service station now
on pills now for it

>>74727753
>67 million people in Britain
>wants to increase it by less than 0.01%

wow, so awfu

Tim Farron or Tim Byrne

who'd made a better PM?

business idea: give everyone steroids and adderall so we all become hench and smart then die early so it doesn't strain the nhs

why am I a wasteman

>>74727787
moosey would make a great chief of staff

>>74727787
tim byrne

he wouldn't put up the the eu messing him about

>>74727622
There's MLS
JK

>>74727787
Tim Byrne:
>defund oxford health
>shut down and then deport all dentists
>piano lessons for all children

marcus hausen sentenced to death

Want to hear a joke?

The bloody tories

That's the joke.

LMAO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-middle-east-39879199/is-defector-i-want-to-go-home

>>74727837
not a looker among em

has trudeau been good for canada?

no memes, i'm talking about things like income and hdi

>>74727765
>50k die in syria each year
>around 400k total
>syria used to house some of the richest cities in the world, not even too long ago
>country being torn apart by international competition
>libshits don't care
>libshits and neocons just want higher gdp
>syrians in britain and anywhere else don't function well
>when the war is over syria will be weak and depraved of anything it had
>massive unprecedented brain drain
>recovery from war will take a long time
>will not recieve any shekels from the (((west))) because its government isn't the right kind
>its failure as a country will be blamed on lack of westernization and liberalism
>meanwhile britain and europe still can't maintain falling birth rates
>loss of cultural identity
>everyone loses

>>74727835
bloody due to the blood on their hands

work in 22 minutes

Business idea: post the same mind-numbing drivel everyday.

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>muh hdi

>>74727840
>news pages that play videos automatically

can't be doing with these

business idea: /brit/ anarchist commune

NO more tyranny from the jan man, it's time to rise up

Thoughts on our Ruth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

>>74727867
Fuck OFF anzufag

>>74727862
Business idea: Monitise doing a poo

>>74727867
communes are for the bourgeois

not an answer

>>74727871
fat tory bastard

>>74727840
hope they lock him up and lose the key

utter utter scum

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>>74727873
not me wtf trannys with their cocks out is fine turk posting pshh not allowed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maaqamxW5Z0

work in 18 minutes

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>Ireland have failed to qualify for the Eurovision Song Contest for the fourth year running after getting insufficient votes at the semi-final stage.

outsourced my daily poo to a lad in india

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>Mega Lolz.jpg

>>74727924
Whats your nation song to Eurovision this year?

listened to a radio 4 podcast about soldiers in venezuela who all got their willies blown off by bombs

said the guerillas fill the bombs with poo (non memeing) so your wounds get infected and they have to chop your willy off

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p051pnlf

>>74727938
Some shitty ballad that the scandis on /int/ seem to like for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac5xNUfzCY4

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>>74727863
>60%

Why the actual fuck is Australia in the Eurovision this year?

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>Israel is in Eurovision

>>74727967
savages deserve to starve

This thread is cracking me up
Classic brit

>>74727972
Fuck, bad song even worse singer. Good luck

>>74727987
israel is in UEFA too lad

Wish the Nazis won desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9lfDGBILMc

always get jake gyllenhaal and shia labeouf confused

i think it's because i can never spell their last names properly without googling it

fuck off then scum

>>>/pol/

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>won't scrap Trident
>General election 2017: Jeremy Corbyn says 'I'm not a pacifist'

Is it worth getting to be Prime Minister if he has to backtrack on every principle he's held for 30 years as an MP?

>>74727979
Huge British population there meant they had high ratings for decades. They got a wildcard entry for the 60th anniversary and have competed ever since.

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>>74727979
>http://www.baka.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/aussievision-two-australians-through-to-eurovision-grand-final-20170511-gw34m3.html

>This crying bint
NOT a fan

Also that is s-m-h not baka if that still filters, Sydney Morning Herald has a shit website for 4chan

>>74727972
I thought they slip Uk in 3 different nations to this contest, and the Ireland song is utter trash

Business idea: having done a cheeky stay up all night, eat lunch now, then fall asleep, so I'm not eating lunch late and feel full when it's time for tea in the evening

>>74728011
Corbyn has never been a pacifist
Shame about Trident, but that just shows the limits to parliamentary "socialism"

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>>74728011
That's a world I would NOT want to live in. Would be up for replacing New Zealand with Britain if you get rid of your pakis though.

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assaalamu alaikum

Don't know if I posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8JShcciEzY

>>74727987
An island in the middle of the ocean in not weird to be on Eurovision but an UEFA member is?

>>74728020
Thanks mate

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yo yo peace my brothas

>>74728022
France, Germany, Italy, Spain and UK pay the most to keep this shit running, so we get automatic qualification. It's why we send shit, our privileged position means we don't have to try.

>>74728047
TAQIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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anyone remember this lol

abba is the swedish fleetwood mac lads

willy bum poo fanny

the sun orbits the moon lads

eating houseflies

>>74728055
Israel is some sandy shithole full of shitskins on a different continent. Not sure I'm helping myself here but Australia is rightful British clay and deserves to be there..

i met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and tastes just like coca cola
C
O
L
A
cola

>israel song is a gay eletropop recorded in Tel Aviv
Waiting to the based Jerusalem songs in Yiddish

>>74728066
as far as i understand planes don't just dump their wee and poo over the landscape like that

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drumpf is arming the kurds

>>74728071
haha

she walked up to me and she asked me to dance i asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L
O
L
A
lola
l-l-l-l-lola

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>>74728098
interested

>>74728085
>Israel is some sandy shithole full of shitskins on a different continent.
Australia is the same but with chinks instead, but that clay stuff makes sense to me...

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land.

>still no Vatican entry in Eurovision

this is NOT holy

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she walked up to me and she asked me to dance i asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said loli
L
O
L
I
loli
l-l-l-l-loli

http://loli.dance/

>australia
>eurovision

what's next, canada?

de jew-jew, de evil jewjew be doin all da bad shit n shit

>>74728098
How will ultra leftist anarcholiberals spin this one

doing a ripsnorter of a poo lads this could strip paint I reckon haha

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wew

thought the UK would be one of the worst

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>>74728126
NOT ON MY WATCH

What are the lads having for dinner tonight ? I'm think Dominos pizza.

>>74728130
WHY ARE YOU SNORTING POO

>>74728117
Remove "God" and this would be perfect for England's anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuqdqJph8PU

>>74728135
No we just live in tiny houses

>>74728098
FUCK KURD PEOPLE
the new contras

>>74728126
Australia is in the European Broadcast Company since 50's, like Israel, thats why the have the right to be on Eurovision

>>74728136
>gif

fuck off

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>Remove "God" and this would be perfect for England's anthem

>>74728135
Why? Part of the problem here is precisely the opposite, people are obsessed with owning property

>>74728145
>remove god and a song about Jesus visiting Britain (which he actually did apparently) would be great

Why bother removing god it would still be religious.

>>74728157
>Because of Israel's participation in the Eurovision Song Contest, many Arab states that are eligible to participate decided not to do so. Tunisia, Morocco, and Lebanon are cases in point. Tunisia was about to participate in 1977, but decided not to do so in the end; Lebanon was just about to participate in 2005 when it withdrew (incurring a fine by the EBU) because Lebanese law does not allow recognition of Israel, and consequently Lebanese television would not transmit any Israeli material – which would have been a violation of EBU's (European Broadcasting Union) rules.

Israel is allowed to stay because they trigger the rest of the middle east

>>74728128
>kurds hate turkey
>russia hates turkey
>america is a russian proxy to destabilise turkey

just you watch

If why each on Google "why Australia" the fist thing that google show is "why Australia in Eurovision" we aren't the only one lost here lads

>>74728157
hey dudu does this choon sound as sexy to you a native as it does to me a foreigner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_qknpPA5JA

and did those feet in ancient times
feel it!
walk upon englands pastures green
wagh!
outrageous!
ah yeah
uuh uuh eeh uh
OOOOHHHH
god save our gracious queen
yeah right!
uh
no mum, im not coming in for my fucking tea
OOOOOOHHHH
you can eat it your fucking self
shabba
bollocks
OOOOOHHHH

>>74728145
Utter fucking mong.

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>>74728177
But why would arab states in the ME/N. Africa be eligible...

You are just raising more questions

if the fuckin pakis are allowed in eurovision then we should be

>>74728144
I heard someone saying he was snorting good shit and this is the purest form of shit desu

fuck erdogan

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another pic of drumpfs present to the kurds

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>>74728208