Commonwealth edition
am i first
nice irish man called me "honey" earlier
Honestly feel sick at the thought of Corbyn winning the election.
>>74677844
DATELINE with chris hansen;
is entrapment
anime
>>74677733
>>74677720
tell me about lefty girls
shamus o'patrick loses again
>>74677894
what anime is this
>>74677909
haruhi s2
ah yes finns
/brit/ for the BRITISH. If you aren't from the UK please do NOT participate in this thread.
greetings from germany!
>>74677897
she's like a sexy daria desu
can just imagine the mick's face contorting with rage
Ill cede this one to you autists
Just remember the IRA won
Nice early btw
>>74677933
*Does exactly what you would expect a JF to do*
>>74677933
make me poofter
>>74677945
Jane>Daria
potato is literally in tears
if I were the conservative leader I'd invite jeremy corbyn over for chat and be like "come on let's sort out these issues together"
>>74677933
You have a Dutch blooded queen which gives me the right to post in the thread.
tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LztvM-Lj7KI
The dream of living in a small flat with a fat gf whose happy to curl up on the settee every night seems so far away.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/09/norland-nannies-add-anti-terrorism-training-extensive-repertoire/amp/
finns and estonians are honestly ugly
>>74677977
ridiculously perfect
Canadian that posts here SPOTTED
>>74677883
>>74677883
>>74677883
>>74677883
Can't wait till we Brexit this general away from the euros 2bh
>>74678006
VERY good lad
>>74678031
>tfw no norland nanny gf
There is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race.
>>74678096
Sounds good to me.
dirty blond armchair christian gfs are the final redpill
Mama im a criminal
germans have such wide noses
makes me feel better knowing that my own nose likely does not arise from nonwhite ancestry
addicted to farting
dirty blond armchair christian gfs who are 2 dimensional are the final redpill
>>74678091
Prefer thighs to bellies 2bh
>>74678109
Not T H I C C enough.
installing vampite the masquerade - bloodlines to be quite honest
>>74678161
F E R T I L E
10/10 would breed.
Money is the only thing worth living for in this world
Quickest way to make money? rob a bank
>>74678126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6b33PTbGxk
>>74678161
low test cucc detected
Did someone say T H I C C
explain this, lads
do you have to have a vagina to be a norland nanny?
>>74678196
Not the song I had in mind
Remember she went fucking nuts? lmao
>>74678225
the police taking a photo with an upstanding gentleman of the local community
>>74678225
diversity is england's strength
maybe keeping /brit/ split in two is for the best lads
since we've reunified this thread has not been comfy
>>74678225
Muslims do that because it emphasizes they are one with God and reiterates the non idolatry nature of Islam
need a fat gf who i can tease and rest my head on her belly
>>74678225
mindless zogbots complacent in their own extinction, that's all
>>74678199
>>74678203
>posting shopped pictures
Absolute STATE of the pair of you.
>>74678226
It's girls only
>>74677933
>Commonwealth edition
>>74678269
bit sexist iah
>>74678203
does she do nudes?
>mindless zogbots complacent in their own extinction, that's all
>>74678273
>canadian education
>>74678273
it's referring to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_England
>>74678246
Segregation is our strength
Archetypical slav in the middle, lanky with a huge oddly shaped head
>>74678300
>>74678307
Ireland
business idea: sexually fetishize obese women
>>74678273
It's probably banter on how Cromwell genocided the Irish.
>>74678315
gf has a body like this
>>74678315
Corrr
got 2 appreciate the female form sometimes
Germans have wide noses.
>>74678341
>that back fat
bellisimo
>>74678338
FONT
lol
>>74678375
would love to grapple them while pumping her arse full of cum
Makes me uncomfortable knowing female family members have probably sent lewd snapchats to some lad
>>74678336
Roach control is not genocide.
You can't ascribe human experiences to non-human subjects.
why are all these women not my naked cousin?
>>74678332
Think it's been done, sorry m8
getting another tin of cider
brb
enough fatties
post slim women
>>74678364
Who are you trying to convince?
>You can't ascribe human experiences to non-human subjects.
Is this about as articulate and coherent as a retarded stupid fucking freak gets?
>>74678410
life's so unfair
>>74678417
well if thats the case then i shall just have to invest in already existing companies
>>74678428
>slim women
Absolument dégoûtant
>>74678441
New to swearing are we, Padraig?
>>74678428
"no"
>>74678428
that's clearly a tranny; post more
Post the Thom that best sums up your feelings right now
business idea: fatten up the already fat gf so that she becomes a hambeast
then ask her to sit on my face
>>74678517
*invests*
morning lads
>>74678495
fuck up u we creep
>>74678517
RIP in peace
I've had the leafs filtered for a while now and it's bliss
>>74678514
huh
was meant to be this pic
don't understand
>>74678406
What's wrong with the Irish?
Ginger women can be cute.
>>74678545
Honestly can't remember what baka was a filter of
>>74678517
Face sitting is illegal in Britain
>>74678570
s mh
going to stab this sick fuck who keeps posting disgusting obese women
>>74678517
awful idea wouldn't invest a cent
>>74678570
baka desu
absolute fuckin classic my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgEn_xQQKI
What do you think about when you try to sleep and close your eyes?
>>74678588
*teleports behind you*
>>74678570
shaking my head
wouldn't mind joining the police desu
Appreciating the female form through a physical medium: the stroking of my 6 inch willard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
>>74678608
*substitutes the rug for my face*
>>74678632
best choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijxk-fgcg7c
(boys dont cry makes me too sad)
>>74678632
>men wearing makeup and singing
nah
not a fan
>>74678612
i usually let my brain drift through colour/shape patterns and whatever comes into my mind's eye, hopefully slipping into a dream
it's the only way i can get to sleep. i can't count sheep or any of that crap
On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and suddenly!
A movement in the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight...
these lyrics are ingenious tbH familia
>Ayy Papi let's get back to the casa I need to taste your churro
literally nothing better than drinking tbf
dr pavel, i'm T.H.I.C.C
Sergio Pettis vs Henry Cejudo cancelled
weekend ruined
>>74678623
wanna shove my face in there and lick her puss puss
>>74678680
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEDDD a Latina gf
>>74678630
nice babby dick you sea urchin
>>74678689
dont expect anyone here to know what that means matey
bit worried that if i ever buy animal themed onesies, hats or clothes for my kids it will end up turning them into furries when they grow up
>>74678680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjekvMVFZRc
>>74678686
more of this girl please xxx
Could heem any person in Southern Ireland.
so much grams, unzip the bag
dip in my hand, then I palm trees
so when you throw shade it could never harm me
business idea: post pics of revoltingly obese girls but say they're thicc instead
>>74678694
Its a modestly sized penis you insufferable zygote, unicellular toad
>>74678706
http://stufferdb.com/index?/category/275-kaylees_kandy
she's actually british
>>74678724
business idea: do that, but don't actually think they're revolting, rather, engage in the desire to have sex with them
good wee belter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5u5KQNdic
im a goy ama
>>74678745
>sex with them
easier said than done
>>74678758
>Botox and cosmetic surgery
Completely wipes out any sexual attraction
Any residents of Golders Green about?
have a 5.4 inch dick
the girls love me over in ireland
>>74678770
i know right? even fat chicks hate me
the interesting this is about all these lewd pics is that they were likely taken just minutes before the woman in the picture gets shagged
only time i've ever taken pics of my gf's body is during foreplay, undressing before we shag, or sometimes after sex
Tangerine Dream - any fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOf2RLqLdw
>>74678813
imagine the smell
>>74678812
Have I raped if i slipped the ol' smartphone out during blindfold sex?
>>74678810
nah i mean >>74678813 how would you even get it in?
Whens the next referendum on Scottish independence?
genuinely think I'd fuck a guy over a fat girl, they disgust me to no end
>>74678837
Autumn 2018 I think
>>74678810
I'm pretty sure he means the act of physically having sex with fat women. Especially from the back because your dick needs to go beyond the FAT ass and still penetrate her pussy enough for it to be enjoyable for her.
>>74678616
I wanted to say that image captures my strongest fetishes but then I saw this
Ireland sacrificed millions for its independence
All the scots had to do was tick a box, and they couldnt even do that the stupid drug addled junkie cunts
>>74678725
perhaps amongst grade 6 boys you disappointing mollusc
>>74678856
the females enjoyment does not matter
>tfw just remembered that qt girl I met at a party a few months ago and never saw again
>>74678445
you have no clue
not only is she beautiful but she's an extremely nice person
ACHING for a gf lads
>taking pics during sex
scary
that's part of the reason sex scares me and why i'll never have it
The "involuntary celibate" or Incels for short.
These guys get off on being toxic and miserable. They view sex as a need that men have and something women should be obligated to give them, like food or shelter. They're like welfare queens when it comes to sex. They literally want to "collect" it like a welfare check.
But it gets even worse. They aren't just content to sit around and wallow in their own self-pity, changing nothing about themselves and expecting change to just happen. Oh no. They believe that anyone who isn't just as miserable as they are is a bad person. It is literally evil to be in a happy, fulfilling relationship. Even when one of them gets his head out of his ass for a few seconds and gets laid, they fucking turn on him.
They're a community of sad, sad people who want to bring everyone else down into their pit of despair with them.
rate my house
>>74678867
Alright then big dick, what size is yours you bottomfeeding algae
got a gf that i'm not satisfied with lads
will probably stick with her till september though
might do a 'cide
joy division are the most overrated band to exist
>tfw just remembered that qt girl from school who was flirting with me at the bar whom I'll never see again
>>74678886
>>74678872
Attraction to cousins is popular with 'tists because they are some of the only women that 'tists were raised with and can feel comfortable around and often your cousin can be beautiful and nice
>>74678895
il take her off your hands mate. what sort of mileage does she have? electrics holding up well? any signs of rust?
>>74678836
i've uh taken some liberties? with the representation of the xyz axises but i'm hoping the gist is conveyable
i knew a fat girl who could do the splits once
i fucked it up, as always ahaha x
>>74678906
I'm pretty sure you could find more overrated bands - Coldplay, or U2 for example.
>>74678907
looking back, there might have been two girls who liked me in school, and who maybe flirted with me
but i was too shy and assumed they were teasing me and wanted to humiliate me at the time, and still do tbqh, i can't trust women, especially when it comes to romance/sex. it's such a strange thing to me
>>74678886
>reddit banned InCel and TrueCel
>/r9k/ worse than ever
Proper fudges me finker
>>74678919
she's 18. once gave me pinworms
>>74678917
Amateur psychologist, professional burger flipper
for the procrastinators https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14312416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ylrHy9iBUE
>>74678917
sounds like you have some experience with this feel
>>74678889
18 cm although I am never calm enough during sex to get it that hard hahahahahaha you planktonoid
>>74678866
I'd be more sad over a dead, mangy dog than I would a million dead paddies
>>74678927
everyone outside of the xfactor-watching-moron demographic is aware that those bands are utter shite
>>74678921
I like how the balls are thicker than her leg
>>74678862
it's not a child, i can link you the girls stufferdb page
http://stufferdb.com/index?/category/764-chubbymetalgirl
>>74678698
Doesn't matter they need to know
>>74678906
no, that would be daft punk
>>74678932
>it's such a strange thing to me
Feel the same way. Girls are generally so awkward around me that the thought of going from being total strangers to my sticking my erect penis in her tight moist fanny (and her WANTING me to) is inconceivable.
>>74678911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
sound I make when I mickpost
>>74678937
no, just a 'tist with a beautiful cuz my matey :))
>>74678946
ye
>>74678948
haha jokes on me!
>>74678949
kk
what are some subreddits with creepy/spooky/weird stories on them? fancy doing a good read
>>74678952
stop bullying pls. i'm pretty drunk and i'm horrible at perspective and all that artistry stuff
>>74678936
>once gave me pinworms
lol wtf is ur gf a gone off piece of food?
>what are some subreddits
Did they ever release single player DLC for GTA V?
Pinworms: a gimmick past expiration date?
you decide
>>74678977
it's 10 am you complete lost cunt
>>74678997
It was fun while it lasted
I fucking hate you American and British fucks that whine about >tfw no gf
You guys have an abundance of THICC women which still take care of themselves despite being chubby and you guys would only have to take care of yourselves, leave the house and you could date any one of them.
Meanwhile I live in skinny-land where every girl is a tall,lanky skeleton and every SLIGHTLY chubby girl (while also being rare as fuck) is a slob that showers once a week and wears baggy clothing with nasty oily hair and bad teeth.
For me to get a girl with a cupsize over C and something resembling a buttocks I literally need to catch a plane and find women abroad.
FUCK YOU WHINERS
>>74678966
what a horrid noise
>>74678955
you stole a little giggle from me here
>>74678871
>>74678991
No
The mastermind behind GTA 4 and 5 got jewed by the houser brothers and there was some legal complication preventing a dlc being made
>>74678991
lolno
>>74679006
all women in this country are massively entitled and selfish and want a 6'7 half black man with a 9 inch willy
>>74678921
howling
what do you lads think of pakis then? i was thinking about it and eventually concluded there's literally no use for them. not here or anywhere else haha
>>74678991
Nah, why would they bother when they're making so much money from gta online?
>>74679013
Explain.
>>74679023
Entitled and selfish maybe but they dont really want a 6'7 BLACK man with a 9 inch willy. Pretty sure most women would take a 6'7 white man or asian man with a 9 inch willy too.
>>74679001
ah yes i'm sure you're just leaving for work now as a fulfilled human being
>>74678997
business idea: fuck a girl with pinworms up the arse and then when the worms start crawling out her shithole to lay eggs cum on the worms
/x/ is the board with highest nutter ratio
>>74679029
edgy as fuck dude!@!!
i've got a powerball ticket 2nite lads. 165mil$
wew
I assume it is just a lethal mixture of social ineptitude, tendency towards anger issues, lack of empathy, and an serious deficit in self-awareness. There are plenty of people in this world who inflate all their issues to huge dramatic proportions and whose first course of action is to blame other people and/or "society" for these problems. All while becoming extremely defensive towards any suggestion that it might be something they are doing. These guys are just more extreme about it and have the same problem in common.
Also
They aren't just content to sit around and wallow in their own self-pity, changing nothing about themselves and expecting change to just happen. Oh no. They believe that anyone who isn't just as miserable as they are is a bad person. It is literally evil to be in a happy, fulfilling relationship.
I think this can be typical of a depressive mindset. For some people, myself included, being depressed makes you feel sort of all-knowing and powerful. Like you could be happy if you just decided to be, but the depression has given you this gift of insight into how things truly are: ugly, miserable, hopeless. You then consider people who are happy to be either too stupid to see the truth, or just lying to themselves and others. Depression can make you feel you are both smarter and more open and honest than other people, which can generate a sort of disgust towards others (which probably has a lot of envy as the basis).
Depressed drama queens are not really high on the list of people to pursue for relationships, mix in some pre-existing anger issues (due to a history of abuse, bullying, or whatever) and presto!
>>74679012
Irish
>>74679041
no they want a ~mixed race~ man
they repeatedly chant this on social media and in real life
as that one autist says: "women don't know what they want nor what's best for them"
>>74679043
u need to reconsider ur life matey :))
drunken reprobate :D
>>74679047
I rather risk them than the freaks on /r9k/
>>74679049
well can you think of any uses? i was thinking kebabs but desu anyone can make a kebab. other than that, there's really nothing
>>74678991
nah
shame, lost and damned/gay tony were great dlc
>!@!!
>>74679043
im a student lmao you drunken heathen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKu96AntW4
>>74679029
Cannot think of anything of value they have contributed to British culture or society
GTA 5 K/D ratio is around 3.8
Bet no one tops this
>>74678986
there is literally nothing wrong with browsing reddit
'gger
wish it was socially acceptable to have multiple gfs
feel like i'm missing out on my full chad potential by being monogamous
Any Australians want to help me with my organised crime on the golden coast?
Ill be arriving in 6 months, cheers
>>74679034
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-36039304
Something along the lines of houser brothers ignored online, benzies focused heavily on it, online made micro transaction bennies that Leslie wouldn't have gotten because benzie was only entitled to single player monies hence they never made any more single player dlc
At least that's my interpretation of it
>>74679082
fuck off arrogant student twat
>>74679074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOf2RLqLdw
>>74679094
Spoiler: You're not a Chad if you are monogamous
>>74679090
>tee hee i fly around in jets on free roam all day long and get cheap kills
wow amazing
>>74679100
all run by bikies, you'll be thrown off a balcony within a month or two
GTA 5 is shit
>>74679029
http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/13-year-old-pakistani-boy-asked-for-salary-owner-chopped-his-hand-off-1691964
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>74679117
that's why i said potential
>>74679118
Literally haven't got a single jet kill, and only one kill with a tank in a injection v tank death match
>GTA 5 is shit
>>74679104
Edinburgh mentioned
why do people think that corbyn will actually try to implement everything in the manifesto if he gets elected?
>>74679111
kino, ludo and audio all rolled into one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atha8XPhkuQ
>>74679123
I prefer GTA IV
>>74679122
Bikies are gay af mate
wouldnt last a crack against the Irish Tongan Liberation Army (ITLA)
Why malyeasers keep putting adverts with disabled people talking about pulling
>>74679157
Why wouldn't he
>>74679123
it's not shit but GTA 4 is much better
>>74679127
I'm not arrogant, nor do I feel superior to anyone
>>74679168
it generates publicity
Why are all of Australias most notorious criminals Irish?
Chopper Reid and Ned Kelly
>>74679168
I like the one with maisie
Katy Perry has the prefect face and body but a shit personality
I'm going to make a new and no force on Earth can stop me
>>74679168
probably the hebrews at it again
>>74679187
except for janitorial forces
>>74679047
I think some of them, like the "flat-earthers," are plants to discredit everything that shows up there, including potentially true conspiracy theories or insights into genuine spirituality.
The rest is legit crazies, role playing/creepy fiction, forteana enthusiasts, and trolls, but you can't rule out that there might be people imparting truths so strange, they are only appropriate for /x/.
Fuck the Irish
Sick of all of them
Country of cunts
ate some bacon crisps earlier and my burps have been bacony all day. feels quite awful if i'm honest
janny
>>74679187
*enter custodian*
big believer in the text-to-(You) ratio
basically you should aim to maximise (You) with as little text as possible
the perfect post is literally just an image and lots of (You)s
>>74679205
GOOD post
>>74679205
>tfw no corbyn dictatorship
>>74679221
The Irish built NY and America from the ground up
>>74679231
>>74679231
>>74679231
>>74679231
>>74679231
I fear no custodian
>>74679232
you ruined ireland though
>>74679221
>while
Whilst
foy
*opens up /brit/*
Ah yes, the stereotype that Anglo Saxons have horrible taste in women has been proven true yet again.
Stay away from the Aussie's /brit/
>>74679255
You can't stop it lad, now march in like a good little pawn
>>74679255
just report it, it's full of pakis anyway
stay in here, lads. do not reply to it and hopefully it'll go away
>>74679203
>role playing
i used to browse it every single day and this is what killed all of the enjoyment for me
fuck those people
>>74679086
prefer paris is burning myself
(but the whole lp is perfect)
Why do people abandon a thread 30 posts from the bump limit simply to appease some attention seeking foreign cunt who gives /brit/ a shit reputation?
people have been saying "/x/ used to be good but is shit now" for as long as I can remember
>>74679406
see>>74679319
pakis and ozzies are troublemakers
>>74679412
are you saying the rpers don't suck at least most of the fun out of that board by destroying any legitimacy that a topic might have?
>>74679377
what do you believe in
>>74679432
'yes'
>>74679377
>hey scully, take a look at this... this guy's in the illuminati and we can ask him anything
>>74679434
nothing
JANNY
>specified thread does not exist
he's here
>>74679237
custodian'd
ah now he comes
where have you been all day?
PRINCE JANNY
YOU'RE KIND BUT YOU'RE NOT SIMPLE
>>74679237
FUCKING GET REKT YOU REPULSIVE SACK OF SHIT
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hate the stupid david mitchell posts that accompany janny's presence
that nu male cunt's face makes me retch
janny doesn't deserve to be associated with that turd
BASED CLEANER
bit late
HOUSEKEEPING
HEEEERE'S JANNY!
Browning Hi Power is the GOAT handgun
>>74679276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hRhRLjCdg
Janny why werent you here earlier to put an end to mass uncontested trannyposting??
>>74679434
love
but really i would have liked to thought that there was some degree of truth to APing in particular, but the board ended up inundated with people telling stories about their battles with demons and shit, rather than offering some kind of evidence for the actual phenomenon
it wasn't just that topic of course, people roleplay/roleplayed pretty much everything that could be discussed there
>>74679462
i laughed
>>74679232
Sure, if fighting with blacks (who called you white niggers) over fine jobs like shoveling shit is considered building.
The Irish here were the slaves of the industrialist and viewed on the level of blacks. They were nothing more than fleshy gears in the machine. NYC and America were long established things when the famine happened.
GO GO
GO JANNY GO
GO GO
JANNY B GOODE
>>74679493
BY NOW
I THINK I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Janny isn't allowed to identify himself on /brit/ but we once had a chat with "allegedly" janny on Thailad's chatroom on his website a year or two back
don't think the chatroom still works though
>Janny can't even delete threads himself
>He has to refer the threads to a mod who deletes them
>You are now imagining the Janny begging a mod to delete thread
love deep space 9
>>74679565
>Thailad's website
link
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
LADS IT STILL WORKS
let's seance the janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hCkLrSzCTU
>>74679589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmMOVh1ujY
>>74679570
I thought they could delete but they can't ban.
>>74679592
>giving thailad my sheeit
mm nah no wont be doing that
>>74679592
it just loads up a brit thread?
>>74679594
Squaddies are bro tier
>>74679589