/brit/

anime

>>74679601
cara

>>74679601
>men are out dying
>women are fucking niggers back at home
CAN'T MAKE IT UP

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hello
how was your day

janny is going to do his nut this time

http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat

JANNY, ENTER, LET US DISCUSS YOUR ABSENCE

>>74679592
>>74679637
Thailad is a computer nerd and is probably tracking the traffic that comes there

Congrats he knows your name, location and occupation

>>74679620
>>74679621
FUCK OFF

>>74679632
got up late
didn't get dressed
ate a pizza
haven't cleaned my teeth
need to revise

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Anzu
piss
in
my
mouth

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>>74679632
my mums new cleaner came round
she's 19 and qt as fuck

>>74679642
name: rourke
location: council estate
occupation: bennies

>>74679632
Felt bad.

>>74679657
is she meant to be franzizska von karma

>>74679673
better get a better manufacturer then
ahaha x

Having a think desu

National unity is required for a nation. That's obvious. In the past, old "nations" were defined by their great men. History was simply a story of great kings or princess conquering this, legislating that.

The modern state is formed when the state ceases to be identified by its great man in charge.

Were Europeans more successful in the early modern period, because they learned to unify their states? Whereas, the nations of Asia were still in their "great men" period.

Now, no where is this more obvious than the UK. The British identity is probably the strongest on the planet. Which leads to the question, "does monarchy enhance national identity?" When Brits charge into battle, they yell "God save the King!" In reality, this phrase simply means "God save our Kingdom"

Brits seem to trust their monarchs more than the rest of Europe. Asians seem to trust their monarchs very much as well. Germany almost achieved this in the early 1900s. France always struggled with this

Americans also seem to trust their pseudo-monarchs. Our Founding Fathers are respected by all Americans. Every American uses them as a national identified.

You put monarchs on money, and we put our pseudo-monarchs on money

Really makes me think

>People that have cleaners

Usually these people are the most vile, disgusting, insufferable bourgeois cunts imaginable

>>74679657
>the whip
ah yes, i'll just let my nads hang freely, let them breathe in this fresh air..

Applied for the green card lottery today

Business theory: Uglier people get laid more than aesthetic people as aesthetic people are more confident within themselves. Ugly people need sex to feel for a sense of fulfillment whilst good looking people don't need this as they've been given compliments all their life.

Ugly people = 4-6/10s

not your incels

>>74679632
hello lad

>>74679690
fuck up u cringey wee freak

talk fucking shite

In love with a lad lads

>>74679698
I had a cleaner come by today, she somehow always manages to put the kettle spout lid on the wrong way, might have to fire that old bint

fuck sake

>>74679722
is he passable?

>>74679722
ah yes, this aladlad, what is she, arabic?

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>>74679690

>>74679722
You better be a grill

Don't engage it.

>>74679709
t. "i've had sex with so many slags for good 2 hours"

basically calling yourself ugly mate

>>74679714
eejit

Chaos is the only true answer

>>74679740
not had a shag for months now 2bh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nqs3rbjajq
reeeeee

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>Chaos is the only true answer

love aussies
hate rorkies

SIMPLE AS

>>74679686
Don't get it.

>>74679753
is this you snoring

>>74679785
me neither

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakisaurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8TBGzqXxA

Love pints, but also hate pints.

Not so simple.

despise proles, not classist just dont like em, simple as

>>74679779
t. nigger

>>74679779
hello nigger

There are various types of civil wars

there were civil wars that were destined to bring the country together in a strengthened bond. the UK is a good example of this.

there are civil wars that were waged between two opposing sides who had already severed ties

there are other ideology civil wars, which pit "Brother against brother". The American civil war or Spanish civil wars are good examples

>>74679785
>>74679793
Felt is a textile material that is produced by matting, condensing and pressing fibers together. Felt can be made of natural fibers such as wool, or from synthetic fibers such as petroleum-based acrylic or acrylonitrile or wood pulp-based rayon. Blended fibers are also common. [1][2][3]

>>74679764
Not sonic

>>74679790
nah its the gf

>>74679801
>>74679800
>>74679779
Shittest "gimmick" to ever come out of /brit/

Why are slavs so fuckin weird?

They look like aliens trying to look comfortable in human skin

>>74679824
cute x
>tfw no snoring gf

Ahh, it's the drunk friend comes into the library to bother me episode.

>>74679827
Go try talk to Serbs on ex-yu. lel

>>74679819
bad and wrong post

>>74679826
It's from reddit

>>74679826
>>74679800 was actually quite a humorous spin on the gimmick

>>74679169
>why wouldn't he

because politicians like to say a lot of things before they get elected just to get elected
also he wouldn't be able to enact most of that within a single term

>>74679799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd4ygI0GHV8

>>74679732
He's very handsome
>>74679737
I'm a boy too

I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long.

>>74679859
>my own post was funny

No mate. It was fucking shit, you dull cunt

caught myself in the mirror today and realised i have literal man tits
diet starts now

>>74679632
Woke up about an hour ago. Went to bed at 9pm on account of pulling an all-nighter to realign my sleeping pattern. Yesterday:

Toothache was neutralised (touch wood) using self-hypnosis pain suppression.

Discovered the boiler was running at a dangerously high pressure, had to go out and get a radiator bleed key, spend an hour bleeding radiators before diagnosing the problem as a partially open filling loop valve.

Saw the landlord on my way to buy the bleed key, after telling him I was in quarantine on account of having fleas. Told him I'd vacuumed and sprayed the flat and washed my bedding, and they're gone (I did, but they're not). If the fleas (which it turns out were confined to my flat) spread to the rest of the building then it's all on me now.

Mate came round to use my internet. Didn't care that I have fleas. Idiot's gonna spread them far and wide, has probably given me fleas a number of times in the past with this carelessness (I can't really talk though haha).

Made a giant, greasy, spicy chicken salad from scratch, the most sophisticated thing I've cooked this year.

Phone just went. Who the fuck is texting me at this hour?

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>>74679876
have a word with yourself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E5DfhEqQRf

>>74679890
caught myself in the mirror and thought I was a beautiful specimen 2bh

>>74679891
Don't fucking care sweaty
Fuck off

>look, i now how to shoop

Fucking state of this absolute melt

BJJ
Boxing
Lifting

All you need honestly

ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ any you lads got some hunny?

Muslim British accents are fucking insufferable

particularly the London variant

>>74679920
*cums on you*

>>74679917
umm i'm not some /fit/ runt i think i'll just eat a bit less and lose weight

>>74679669
>mums new cleaner
toff cunt

are any other generals on /int/ as unfunny as /brit/ is?

>>74679927
What in tarnation constitutes a "Muslim" accent?

Ahh yes, very impressive.

>>74679920
leaving for Yellowstone soon, bearla

>>74679890
>>74679902
caught myself in the mirror today and instinctively averted my eyes haha

>>74679917
Muay Thai over boxing my friend

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Here we are...

>>74679690
>History was simply a story of great kings or princess conquering this, legislating that
history was a worthless field before the 19th century

dont like klingons
dont like vulcans
dont like bajorans
not racist, just don like em, simple as
love cardassians

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y6AsXfiEkn

>>74679927
It's odd really how even 3rd gen immigrants have a particular twang in their accent

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>he's here

>>74679927
For the people who invented the language, you would think English people would learnt of fucking speak their own language

This is why the world's top scientist are begging the EU to rename English to American desu

>>74679948
Boxing is bro tier though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0s3qwFPc0

Placed a loophole in your ethernet cable and wirelessly patched that through to a network router via a high speed lan cable and now have all of your facebook profiles. Expect to be heemed in the coming weeks.

>>74679914
go take your meds grandad

>>74679960
pretty sure this is a man

>>74679958
I kinda like Klingons and the Vulcans

Dominion is da bes tho

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>Muay Thai over boxing my friend

>>74679973
Stop calling things "bro tier" you fucking twat (squaddies are scum worth shooting tier)

>>74679974
Do you think I'm cute? :3

>>74679985
hello klingon

>>74679938
/fr/ is full of immigrants, canadians that are worse than usual and roleplaying neo monarchists bitching about no gf
/cum/ is full of 30 year old anime nonces
/balt/+/ausnz/ is full of 89 iq melons

Don't know the rest

>>74679967
>pakis
>english

You fucking silly nigger tit

It's so hard to meet girls when you don't go to clubs or hobby groups or whatever

>>74679904
Who asked for your opinion on anything you silly meme spouting foreigner?

>>74680016
Go to pub

><>

Hello comrades my name is Tomislav Beogratski I am a 47 year old Yugoslavian immigrant

>>74680002

B-but Garek is cool, and Dukat didn't do anything wrong

>>74679994
British Army could and did heem the IRA in 1v1

>>74680016
It's not that hard if you just be yourself. Went out for a newspaper this morning and 3 girls gave me their number. I already have a gf though.

sure is sweety in my room, how did I break out in a sweat?

>>74679956
The great man theory is put forth by 19th century Scottish historian Carlyle desu.

the study of history fundamentally changed in the 19th century desu.you're right about that.

Lord Acton explains it perfectly. There are really two types of England. The Current England is simply an evolved form of the 16th century England. English identity was created in the Elizabeth Era. All Englishmen have been constantly building on that time period.

That's why the study of history starting in the 19th is different

>>74680025
You think random single girls just go to the pub waiting to be picked up?

>>74680026
You a fellow Christian bro?

Going to resume my workout regimen on Friday

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>It's not that hard if you just be yourself. Went out for a newspaper this morning and 3 girls gave me their number. I already have a gf though.

>>74679891
didn't know you could get fleas without a pet

>>74680003
>>74679938

/deutsch/ is the most similar to /brit/ from what i've heard

extremely autistic, protective of /deutsch/ identity, distrust outsiders, obsessed with random mentally ill characters, inside gimmicks, constant bickering between insufferable lefties and insufferable rorkes

>>74680041
did not! you cant fully heem an insurgency. Its like trying to heem nate diaz or rocky marciano. doesnt happen broski.

>>74680052
Mmm
Prolly not, maybe the bar

>>74680061
Bottom left look like a right fucking gimp tbqh

>>74680055
no -_-

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Question for 90s/early 2000s kids: Which Sabrina would you rather fill with your semen? The 3D version, or the 2D version?

>>74680072
Never seen a girl who's just sitting on her own

>>74680029
pokies give me a pokey ;-D

>>74680078
Thought you were posting ΙΧΘΥΣ

>>74680092
They probably bugger off when they see you.

>>74679938
/cum/
/balt/
/lat/
/sverigetraden/

>>74680016
clubs are bad places to meet women you'd want to settle down with. the girls that go to clubs are not gf material

meet them in libraries and coffee shops lad

christians belong in the colosseum

>>74680062
About a week ago, me and a mate went out into the garden and sat on the grass for a bit and had a drink. Garden is home to cats, rats, squirrels, and the occasional fox. Must've got on me then and been brought inside.

>>74680092
You gotta work through her friends first

>>74680113
Go to the coffee shop every weekend, rotating between three

Never see any single girls

>>74680113
He doesn't mean night clubs you melt

Clubs are a shit environment to talk to girls

Smoking areas the only place where you can actually get some lah if u kno what i mean ;))

>>74680048
reddit


spacing


retard

>>74680113
>just go up to random people minding their own business and try getting in their pants

Mad that we've got acid in us
Shame we never evolved a way of spitting it

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out for a drive

>>74680065
they're fine with outsiders.
there's a dark /deutch/ however. never go there

>>74680133
you dont SEE single girls
you ASK
MONG

>>74680145
imagine every scrap on a night out ending in permanent facial disfigurement

noice

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getting my daily dose of lefty outrage

>>74680145
What the fuck are you talking about brother?

>>74680147
lay off the roids bro

>>74680162
GIRLS SITTING BY THEMSELVES

STUPID CUNT

>>74680147
*pokes each one with a pin*

>>74680143
just go up to random people minding their own business and try to have a conversation. there's nothing wrong with that

you're a man, you're supposed to take risks and make the first move. if you don't take risks, you will die alone.

Where the taliban really in the wrong lads?

>>74680182
Cannot imagine people going to girls on their own in libraries and hooking up with them. It seems annoying from their perspective unless you're a turbo chadizoid.

>>74680120
grim. have you been bitten

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>you're a man, you're supposed to take risks and make the first move. if you don't take risks, you will die alone.

>>74680174
That canadian professor seems a lad.

>>74680190
Ask the Afghans

>>74680190
no

>>74680140
Great job, super sleuth. I am absolutely SEETHING. You caught me red-handed. God I am MAD.

>>74680113
This.

Best places to meet the best women are probably medical school, a cooking class, a martial arts class, a decent church or charity organisation, stuff like that. If they're picking guys up in bars then they're guaranteed to be trash.

>>74680190
>Where the
fucking RETARD

>>74680190
Yes, look up scorched earth policy

>>74680147
so what did you do with your life after leaving the fantastic 4 mate?

Theres a large rat living in my room

I share a house with a smack addict

its not the cleanest of conditions

big fan of greggs

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Love these hoe subreddits like /r/AsiansGoneWild/ and /r/IndiansGoneWild/

>>74680222
literal false flag

>>74680220
ah yes let me just engage in social activities with other humans

>>74680204
He's right
Whinging pom

>>74680222
Brits used scorched earth policy in Ireland, hypocritical scum

>>74680236
got called racist in one

>>74680133
Grim

>>74680220
>medical school
Maybe this is true in the UK but as a recently graduated medfag most of the girls in my class had bfs or were married before they started

>>74680239
why is a picture of a woman sucking a dick allowed on instagram

>>74680246
that's been the social responsibility of every successful man for the past couple of centuries

if you can't even do that, you don't deserve a gf

>>74680204
based Greeks

>>74680204
jesus christ stop posting these benders

>>74680252
yeah like 100 years ago

>>74680252
that was against irish people though

Borders? Nah, come one and all I say.

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>yanks

>>74680252
Why don't you fuckers just admit you're basically all the same? At this point, the genetic difference between an Irish person and British is negligible. Your life would be ten times better if you just accepted Windsor supremacy and rejoined the Union that your ancestors so desperately wanted to be a part of

>>74680221
the irish pronounce 'were the' as 'wair the' so it's not that bad

>>74680295
this is canada lmao

>he thinks lifting and boxing coincide

moronic people the liftrunts

>>74680268
>recently graduated medfag

You need to leave this thread you little normizoid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OI8Y0jjM0k

>>74680306
No.

>>74680220
>>74680268
Also a lot of these are bollocks, martial arts for example has no women unless it's some boxercise shite and if you're going to do that you'd better be in shape.

Probably the best place to meet women would be an improv comedy class

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hmmm

>>74680295
It's the Ulster Scots genetics
That woman could be straight out of Belfast

>>74680203
That's how I knew. Woke up with a cluster of bites on my arsecrack that I just thought was a rash, so I left it. Morning after that, I woke up bitten to fuck. Got the calamine lotion and flea spray delivered the next day as part of my Tesco shop. Had to have the qt delivery girl phone me when she arrived so I could warn her I had fleas. I had her leave the stuff outside the door and stand back while I unpack it. She looked a bit bemused but she'll thank me when she's not scratching herself to bits.

Whatever happened to Shitizen?

>>74680272
ah yes, let me just deserve something for a moment before having it given to me, how silly

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>>74680190
yes
stamp out islamism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmg7XjnQots

>>74680318
>best place to meet women would be an improv comedy class
can't imagine the type of numales who would attend this

>>74680310
>normizoid
28 and never even held a girl's hand brother

>>74680310
i also despise normaloids and normorons

(reeee)

Won't be able to afford a house unless I choose to give up 75% of my net income
Won't be able to find a girl without ridiculous amounts effort

What's the point

>>74680320
noice

imagine being human and having fleas hahahahahaa

>>74680285
>irish people
wohoho careful with the oxymorons there lad

>>74680301
Shut the fuck up you stupid spasticated cunt. My ancestors fought the British. Windsor isnt supreme. The genetic difference is negligible because of the huge irish admixture england and scotland have, they are irish while we arent english. die you stupid little cunt. fuck i hate yanks, you need shot in your fat kneecaps provided they can withstand your grossly obese frame.

>has the motivation and intelligence to graduate med school
>will have a high paying job

Literally cannot be anything but a normaloid if this is you.

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Planning a full body shave

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>he vapes

what kind of a runt thinks boxing is too physically demanding and improv is good

>>74680318
>Probably the best place to meet women would be an improv comedy class
Funniest thing I've heard all day. You're the unintended clown of the group. I can imagine all the women becoming dry as the Kalahari as someone struggles to recall lines from last night's Rick and Morty episode

>>74680327
Here he is >>74680368

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>yanks.

>the english are irish

Paddies actually believe this ha ha

>>74680335
*Sam Gamgee shake of disapproval*
yer 'opeless

>>74680268
that's because you need to basically have a dual income to afford any degree in america.

>>74680322
As a northern Ireland native I resent this statement.
Not saying you're wrong, I just resent that you said it.

>>74680364
stop being mad you fucking embarassment
boring gimp

anyone here want to be my bf

>>74680355
save a while, then purchase a business for that sweet passive income

>>74680377
THIS kind of runt
*unsheathes broadsword*

>>74680380
>can imagine all the women becoming dry as the Kalahari as someone struggles to recall lines from last night's Rick and Morty episode

schowling

>>74680407
Are you a grill?

>>74680387
this is canada again kek

>>74680405
like a broken fucking record you

mind your own business you cunt

>>74680396
no orl ovvus got wot it takes tae be normul

>>74680411
You have no idea what you're talking about, ignored

Ah yes, the 'cidal urges return, very nice

>>74680415
if you want me to be ;)

>wait ages for a bus
>finally arrives
>person getting on in front of my only starts rummaging for change once he's actually on the bus
Nothing winds me up more than this. Would gas anyone who's done it.

>>74680425
have fun being miserable and alone

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>>74680425
a frugal mistake

how do i meet a british girl to be my friend lads

>>74680368
pics x

>>74680403
Sorry

>>74680421
Um no packaging isn't bilingual sweaty x

>>74680429
just thought about hanging myself lol

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>yanks

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>>74680430

>>74680441
Enjoy being financially stunted as you buy a fish and chip shop and think you've "gained a source of reliable passive income"

>>74680422
my first post so clearly im not the only one tired of your whinging you bad weapon

man up

business idea: buy a business

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>scots

>>74680364
Millions of Irish loved to fight under the banner of the Tudors, Hanovers, or Windsors. Fenian nationalism was the worst thing to happen to Ireland in a thousand years. The Irish elite of the late 19th were a reflection of today's Anglo-Irish citizens. Imagine how much better your life could be. You know about Ireland as much as you know about fucking, which isn't a lot.

Do you have much potatoes on your brain? True Celts have not existed in 1000 years. Ever since the Vikings build Dublin, since the Norman conquest, since the English created Belfast, and since the Scottish settled in North Ireland. In WW2, the Irish and British were fighting as one.

Bro..you're legitimately getting butt flustered. But these are facts.

>>74680473
>think
more like 'have'

>>74680459
canada, once again
screaming

>>74680446
Fly to Cardiff. Stand outside a club at 2am with some bottles of wkd blue.

>>74680362
it's called lice and it's the patrician's hair problem

>>74680506
I said girl not lickdicki

>>74680446
with great difficulty
t. 27 year old kissless virgin

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https://psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

>>74680459
thats good

>>74680434
>walking out of 24hr sainsburys with my shopping
>hub of the community, the entrance is probably the most high pedestrian traffic area for miles
>three normies are stood in the doorway chatting, like a human roadblock
>"excuse me, can I get by?"
>"huh? oh sorry yeah"
>*moves 6 inches to the side, giving me a narrow gap through which to squeeze myself and my shopping bags*
FUCKING FUCK OFF

constantly think about suicide on a serious level

>>74680536
me being replaced by a computer

>>74680547
just charge through them mate

>>74680550
Then do it and stop boring people with your attention-seeking crap

UK job app, moving forward

>>74680550
the thought of the chair falling away
the click as the rope tightens round neck
the thought illicits a certain ecstasy within me

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>just charge through them mate

>>74680570
Do you have a green card you could give to Tim?

Haha holy shit now he's posting his cringy 'poetry'

Christ

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>the thought illicits a certain ecstasy within me

>>74680583
Hope English is your second language by the way because you can't spell for shit

>>74680597
who is

>>74680550
Have you told your GP? They can help with stuff like that.

guessing this is poleaboo monging about suicide

>>74680570
Get yourself to Lancashire.

I wish that Anglo-Irish bloke would come back, so I could give him another verbal trouncing

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>>74680591
doubtful

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>Have you told your GP? They can help with stuff like that.

>>74680550
What's so bad about your life that you can't remedy that has you like that?

What should I discuss on this week's episode of rorke talk lads?

>>74680632
anglo-afro-irish here ama

>>74680644
the mainstream meteor

>>74680644
Pints
Pakis
Football

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>>74680632
Pretty sure I started that gimmick and got bored of it. Must be some other lad.

>>74680644
those dang old leftists

>>74680638
is there an /éire/ up?

drinking some beer

>>74680569
sorry, will do

>>74680668
Yeah?
>>74669294

>>74680664
oh god please tell me there is a porn parody of this little hotty

>>74680635
Sometimes they can. It's literally part of their job to diagnose and treat, or refer, patients for their suicidal thoughts.

whirlwinds of danger are swirling around us

business idea: pepsiman 2

>>74680684
massive nonce

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woke up and I somehow crippled my foot can barely move it I'm not old and I dont leave my fucking house how does this happen?

>>74680687
if you do that, you literally have on your medical history as either active or past as depression and suicidal ideation.

no thanks on that one

Have to drive through Quebec tomorrow

*gags*

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>that time when I was 15 and my therapist told my mum I was suicidal

>>74680706
PLEASE tell be there's r34 for it

>>74680715
Better than having an actual suicide on your medical history.

>>74680625
It's in Cambridge

>>74680726
never let it be officially known that you were ever suicidal or depressed

you'll be barred from many sorts of employment

>>74680760
ah yes so when you make it out of the put, it'll be harder to find jobs that screen for depression and require medicals aka increasing majority of jobs.

Think Alex jones is dying lads
worried

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>>74680772
>tfw on SSRIs
>tfw never had a job interview

>>74680792
oh no what ever shall we do without him

>>74680792
Why do you think that?

>>74680760
Kek.

>it's an Arab come and ruin my late night smoking outside the library by speaking loudly in Arabic

ahh yes.

>>74680814
stop being such a fucking racist

>>74680806
He's started speaking real gravelly and it's worse than before since he got his divorce
#WORRIED

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>my late night smoking outside the library

>>74680824
people shouldn't speak loudly when smoking

it's bad etiquette for people around them

>>74680813
bit uncalled for

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Post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now

>>74680829
he screams and shouts all day long and when he's not doing that, he's talking loudly...

doing a cheeky watch haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_910aJDTxU

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>>74680849

>>74680788
If you have depression then you shouldn't be in a job that screens for depression. I'd rather someone kill themself because their medical history means they can never be a pilot, than that person kill themself by crashing a plane full of people into the ground.

Even better would be if that person got help and found a job they could do despite a history of depression on their record.

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>>74680849

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>>74680849
got to write another 2000 words in 13 hours and learn the topic at the same time.

whilst footnoting the other 7000 words which I haven't bothered doing yet

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rare cara

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>>74680849
>>74680849
>>74680849
>>74680849
>>74680849

>>74680871
what subject

whoa he smokes??? that's really fucking cool... wish I had the BALLS to smoke but I don't ;(

>>74680847
Yeah that was pretty fucked up and I deleted after I realized how bad it was but seriously, your reason for getting on SSRIs should be a cause and affect, not manage the symptoms situation.

Start working out, exercising, running, weight lifting, get some sun, socialize more, eat better, non-GMOs, not processed garbage, get some blood work done, find out about blood sugar and Vitamin D3 levels etc

Rural Irish are bro tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

>>74680880
doxxable info

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>>74680893
>tfw no irish farmer gf

>>74680120
LDN?

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>>74680849

>>74680620
It's been months and months. Nothing has even come close to helping.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493701749984.webm
me on the left

Hey lads you heard this great new tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>>74680868
what I am saying is that a large amount, and an increasing amount of jobs do screen for it. They screen for it because someone will have 80 things wrong with their life, single out work as the culprit and blow their head off, blaming work in their note. any job with government is basically a complete no go. large corporations and business? increasing amount of screening and medicals because of number of applications and similar suicide instances.

all i am saying is that there are many reasons why it's not as simple as "haha bro just go to ur gp bro". people carry on about accepting mental illness but it's a joke. those idiots just care about not being judged by their peers, whereas it's still rife in occupational settings because of lawsuits.

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>>74680917
Aye

doing a redbull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNO00pqN4Xw

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>>74680849

>>74680926
haha what a cute pepe

>>74680960
>>74680960
>>74680960

>>74680918
What's LDN? London?

If so, no, I'm up north in Yorkshire.

>>74680884
>Start working out, exercising, running, weight lifting, get some sun, socialize more, eat better, non-GMOs, not processed garbage, get some blood work done, find out about blood sugar and Vitamin D3 levels etc
don't have the energy/money for all that desu

>>74680971
>London?
thought so

I heard they have rats

>>74680978
>all that is free, other than the food

yeah sure

>>74680928
Don't give up. The right treatment might be just around the corner. I had depression for a long time. Self-hypnosis and NLP both helped a lot. Takes a bit of work learning and applying the techniques but it's the best investment of a person's time I can think of, especially if they suffer from mood issues.

Maybe start with the Betty Erickson method to get you into a light trance and then repeat a positive mantra. The hypnosis and autosuggestion should make a noticeable difference almost immediately.

There's a Silva Method complete course torrent on Pirate Bay I think. That teaches a more advanced self-hypnosis technique.

Finally, for NLP resources, look here: http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

If you like those, consider Get the Life You Want by Richard Bandler.