canad us mexico

fuck me

i didnt ask her out
ama

*burns your gf at the stake for being a witch*

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>>74598777

Jokes on you. I don't have a gf.

>>74598788
Who didn't you ask out?

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*sets you up with a really cute and nice girl*

*then burns her at the stake for being a witch*

>>74598814
shan't be doing that as im not a homosexual
>>74598829
cute girl who works with me

>>74598834
Not before I interrogate her before burning

Worst thread in a while
kys OP

>>74598834
>tfw no witch gf

>>74598888
Nice numbers

>>74598888
quads = good post
>>74598865
>>74598863
>>74598849
>>74598834
>>74598829
no quads = bad post X

>>74598888
I DEMAND a qt witch gf for those numbers

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real emily hours who tf up

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>>74598932
ok

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>74599013
t. jeff mangum

gonna go do a poo one you better want to play magicka with me when i get back

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>>74598932
here you go

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http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/06/1357924883/1494048626574/asset_1800K.mp4

I love this man

>>74598932
They might burn at the stake. Not sure if it's a good idea.

>>74599031
She's a witch?

is this lat now
ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ssrLSheg4

>>74598996
>>74599031
terrible

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>>74599067
yes
>>74599132
terrible taste, you have

Lots of coons at the gas station near my house

cant wait for my parents to ask me why i dont have any kids yet when i visit them on mothers day

>>74599192
I'm going to my grandfathers funeral on mothersday

>no one wants to play magicka with me
o-ok

>>74599214
>having living grandparents
pleb

Are 4 lokos beer,wine, or hard liquore?

>>74599132
Duck
>>74599013
Duck
>>74598912
Duck
>>74599145
Duck
>>74599216
Goose

>>74599227
I had 2 great grandparents until last year, 2 great grand parents and my grandfather have died in the last like year and a half though.

>>74599216
what is magicka?

>liquore

gonna ace my permit test lads

>>74599255
come on, that was a typo, don't judge me

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When I was younger I used to have a good sense of humour but years of being a sadcunt have completely deadened it. I'd give a nut to be able to spontaneously crack jokes about stuff.

>>74599254
vidya gaem for pc

>>74599284
>having a good sense of humor at any time in your life
fuck off chad

>>74599281
fuck off limey

>>74599277
what a waste of knowledge that shit is

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gf sent me this

>>74599313
was voted funniest kid in my 8th grade class but it never got me any pusi

>>74599344
I've unironically enjoyed learning the stuff

had a fucking chink take the last 2 slices of pizza at the school cafeteria

funniest looking maybe

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>>74599352
my gf sent me this after her win

>>74598849
Maybe it was for the best, imagine fucking up so bad on the first date that this person you actually felt you could have had something special with thinks you're a loser.

I was once voted funniest in my class as well

>>74599379
funniest looking maybe

>>74599344
t. florida

>>74599363
it's easy to learn facts
it's hard to jump into a complex system and learn the ways so the initial phase is a huge turn-off to new learners
so here's what you do anon
just load up zbrush, photoshop, 3ds max, maya, visual studio c++, paint.net, whatever the fuck, and play the fuck around
maybe get some tutorials
just never be afraid of learning because some nigga shit is too daunting at first
just pick a tool and work it good

i met my first and only girlfriend at my friend's birthday party
he invited her and all of her friends because he liked her
felt kind of bad but he was also kind of fat and a bit ugly

need a lass to shag in the arse

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are these whites from america or europe?

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>Robert Kraft (owner of the New England Patriots) has invested millions of dollars into an overwatch team

how does this make you feel?

>>74599386
boy I'm so worried I don't remember whether or not to park within 10 ft of a fire hydrant
or 15
i'm FUCKED

>>74599425
bit gay

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>>74599352
is this your gf

>>74599429

>redditwatch

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>need a lass to shag in the arse

>>74599428
I think those are faroe islanders

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>>74599406
I'm trying to get a drivers license

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downloading gta iv

god dammit why the hell is everyone in this general a homosexual

>>74599451
who cares nigga you're having fun learning a bunch of useless shit
everything you need to know should have come from watching your retard parents use their turn signals every time to move between lanes

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN LEARNING THIS GARBAGE

>he didnt pass his driving test on his first try

only got points off for going 5 MPH over the speed limit

>all this limey talk

>>74599481
alright
>>74599478
>everyone
I'm not and I'm sure you arent

>>74599474
based

GTA5 royally fucked up with its story.
Uninstalled 10 hours in with that hehe so rand0m crap xD

I don't drive, nor do I have the desire to drive. I'm going to be 27 years old soon.

Some nonce just got his car rammed five feet by a firelorry

>>74599474

why bother when you could just mod San andreas for infinite fun

>>74599501
fine, what about
>why are there so many homosexuals in this general

>>74599491
>failed my learners written exam the first time
>passed my drivers test where you drive the first time
>haven't gone back to take my second drivers test and im 27, no reason to do so really

>>74599511
same, only 21 now though. don't see myself budging on this. you don't need a car in the city, and you can truly live within your means without one sucking up your money

there's literally nothing wrong with being a homosexual girl

>>74599511

t. failed his driving test 5 times

>>74599517
becase IV is the only one other than the 2d ones that i've never played

>>74599536
it's pretty gay

HARAMBE CONFIRMED

>>74599544

but IV runs like ass

stop playing video games

>>74599570
fuck off the next mmos will rule the world

pizza for supper

>tfw Runescape is kill

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>mmos
>2017

chinese takeout for dinner

very very tired

wish i had an mmo to grind in while i watched netflix

miss the 2009-2011 era

perogies for the ol' 'post lunch meal

>>74599511
i fucking love driving
pushing your car to the absolute limit, the feeling of being able to control such a powerful machine. the adreanline rush you get driving through winding mountain roads with a 900ft drop right next to you, the sound of your tires screeching around every corner as you over correct to keep yourself from plummeting to your death
its at that moment, i feel more alive than i ever have
you should try it sometime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPQyQgyuNMI
mandatory viewing for every lad with a car

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a
>girl
called
Chaz

>>74599640
t. freeway speeder, doesn't even offroad or go to any raceways
typical american

keep sucking on mints lads, cannot stop doing it

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>>74599653
>the bad news is you cut off your penis and decide to become a woman!

>>74599647

>an hour and 10 minutes

how about no

rally > offroading (aka spinnin inna mud)

>anti-immigration= nazi

the jews have won

*calls drumpf a disgrace to the world to his face*
hmm yess

foutre macaroon

>>74599654
>he pays to drive around a corner in a honda civic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ClH977D0Yg
mandatory viewing for every lass

arkansas should be nuked
so should rapid city

I dont even have the flag extension and I can tell Arkansas is gaying up the thread again

shortstacks worst stacks

best tip i can give is try a driving simulator to feel the roads more

highly recommend My Summer Car and feeling those curves as you drive

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mommy won't buy me the galaxy s8+

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Okay, say there is a guy who looks, sounds, smells and feels like a girl.

You ask him if you can have anal sex thinking its a girl and he agrees but only if there are no lights, then you have sex with him without ever knowing it was a guy.

Does that make you gay?

Finally reliving growing up and marathoning DBZ buds. Just started the Frieza saga

>>74599799

>MSC
>not Euro/American truck simulator

Freedom Ain’t free. The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSEIN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.

>>74599808
meme answer: yes
actual answer: no, because you had no idea

>>74599808
no

>>74599808

of course, you idiot

>>74599812
fuck off, pale face scum

>>74599816
hmm

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>>74599730
bad post

>>74599818
the fuck
no one's gonna drive a fucking 18 wheeler

>>74599808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

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>>74599869

t. low test beta

>>74599808
no

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Okay, say you accidentally become gay.

How do you become ungay?

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>>74599863
This is my frog now. Delete all your copies of it.

>>74599903
accept the spectrum of sexuality you've been assigned by destiny

>>74599903
have sex with a female

>>74599816
>2010's - 1970's - 1600's - B.C
???

>>74599894
>rare images preceding recent paris terror attack

i was going to ask her out until she smiled at me
why do women have to be cute?
it makes them unapproachable

felix should be put to death by guillotine

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>>74599912
>frog
Delete yourself first

>>74599946
When it's hog calling time in Nebraska,
Then it's hog calling time in Nebraska

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>>74599946
delete this I'm having nam flashbacks

>>74599808
I don't believe you wouldn't notice that. Your fingers can still feel in the dark. So yes, it makes you gay.

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What book will teach me to be funny?

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>>74599956
Drop all the toads* and gtfo

>>74599903
Take a good long look at a man.

Males are repugnant and utterly contemptible. How can you even ask this when theres women in the world?

Gayness is truly a mental disease.

>>74599978

Wuthering heights

>met a girl today and she told me she was from Bucks County, PA

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>>74599980
No, I make the rules around here

damn

even I feel bad about wasting those quints

>>74599964
Hello, walaalkiis. Sidee ahayd maalintii?

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>he posts on r9k

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>California
Hmm, yes. What an interesting state

>>74600000
why has nobody mentioned these digits yet?

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>>74600010
Do you feel in charge?

>>74600043

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74600059
no

finished prey its was pretty cool 7.5/10

>>74600043
>Commiefornia

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Just brushed my teeth

Going to do a sleep, see you all tomorrow.

Really enjoyed reading all your posts tonight, good job.

any good way to read the old snopes website? I really liked their formatting and spooky shit but now the formatting is horrible and it's all FAKE NEWS spam

>>74600059
commies are unconstitutional

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>>74600052
Not going to post the CIA one because he is an awful poster

>>74600059
No it just allowed them to fire people from public offices on the grounds they were communist

the absolute state of that articles comments

>>74600114
try the wayback machine

the amount of faggotry here is too high

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>>74600119

I like music. Do you like music? What are you listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3orS1TSc_A

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>>74600155
Hold still...this will only hurt a lot!

gas the gays

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REEEEEEEEEE

>>74600162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOfkpu6749w

>>74600181
i have no problem with gays except when they fag up the thread like they are doing now

>>74600162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtDS--A9q-I

>>74600271

me second from the left

remember to report spammers

>>74600162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnWLUEWBQc

Can /cum/ recommend a manga?

In my state they give upscale neighborhoods British spelling in the name to signal that it's white
Do they do that everywhere?

>>74600293
posting images on an imageboard is not spamming friend :)

did you report them?

>>74600317
War and peace

>>74600317

Appleseed

faggotry needs to be illegal

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Remember to report CIA

>>74600320
Posting the same kind over and over is. Im not going to say if I did or not, that would be against the rules

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postin gay shit are we?

>>74600340
it's not. they don't ban people for posting video game images on /v/, silly :)

remember to report lmm posters

homo pedophiles need to get >>>/out/

>>74600360

>/v/
>mods

>>74600374
good post

>>74600317
Boys on the Run

Ressentiment

no alcohol
no weed
no pussy
and its monday
ffs

what are some unique RPGs with big skill trees?

HOMOS RAUS

>>74600429
grim dawn

>>74600437
Gonna need a source for this.

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Sally Yates is my new waifu. I want to fill her womb with cum while saying anti-immigration phrases.

I bet if I lived in the U.S. I could get her to fuck me, her husband is an old cuck.

Popcorn goes great with everything.

>>74600429
not sure if it counts as an rpg, but path of exile has huge skill tree

stefan told me to defoo you guys, that your poor argumentation skills are impacting my moral character. what do I do?

>>74600429
diablo 3

>>74600461
Good tastes, bud.

>>74600461
she's old

>>74600502
that didnt stop Macron

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I dont even care, I just like to see the janny getting his hotpockets worth

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>>74600521
My most recent ex was 52.

I should unironically be a moderator

>>74600557
wish I had some hotpockets

gonna go turkey hunting this sunday, buds

>>74600561
Future president of France right here.

>>74600572
duck
>>74600590
duck
>>74600592
duck
>>74600461
duck
>>74600030
goose

god im so fucking beautiful

>>74600623
STOP calling me goose

>>74600661
Dumbass!

>>74600572
why not just buy 4chin?

>>74600661

>not wanting to be an ace fighter pilot

Why are you here instead of following your dreams /cum/?

>>74600714
i dream of /cum/

thinking about buying a ps4 for persona 5

>>74600714
im not an ambitious person

>>74600714
I'm already living the dream

my dreams all involve shitposting on a new guinean pumpkin carving website

>>74600714
all my friends are studying, but I know I'm going to fail so I have nothing to do.

*drives between the 3 second space that you kept behind the person you were following*

>>74600557
nothing will happen because no one is breaking rules you silly cunt :)

>>74600714

too stupid and too poor

>>74600714
i dont have any ambitions

@74600778
Wrong

>>74600745
have you registered for swimming lessons yet?

>>74600777
*passes your dumb ass when you slow down a bit cause you aren't using cruise control*

*cruise controls right into your moms ass*

>>74600810
I have a pathological avoision of swimming pools

>>74600777
*drives between the 3 second space that you kept behind the person you were following without using my turn signals*

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>>74600806
excuse me sir, can you please produce your /cum/ visa for inspection?

>>74600843
you can drown in the bath if you don't know how to swim

>>74600867
no you can't

*passes out drunk and drowns in a mud puddle*

>>74600714
habit and addiction

>>74600867
I only take showers partly for this reason

how are your final grades coming along? 2 back in so far at b- and a c

slacker degree incoming

>>74600846
Tpaхни cвoю мaть cyкa блядь

>>74600900
All DNFs

>>74600900
finals in a month

>gay man gets straight A's
unlikely

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Which Sabrina looks better, 2d or 3d?

>>74600900

A, probably B-, C+

>>74600900
almost all A's but this one fucking intro course took itself way too seriously so I got a B+.

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hello

>>74600947

fucking NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

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>everyone else already received their grades back
>i'm still taking my finals
Haha, yes roachies, things are going exactly as planned

>>74600973
fucking RUNT
*rorkes you*
you are no "lad" of mine

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cucks
all of you

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>/brit/speak

worst grade i ever got in a class in college was a B-
ama

how do you cope with starvation

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graduated community college with a 3.6 GPA

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/08/homeless-san-francisco-100m-donation-tipping-point

so why don't they just move elsewhere?

New

>>74601025
>>74601025
>>74601025

>>74601017

by eating

>>74601029

the only place to put them is the middle of the state, and no city there wants to deal with them either

>>74600868
goose
>>74600880
goose
>>74600892
goose
>>74600947
goose
>>74600957
duck

>>undefined
haha yeah

>>74601032
what the heck