this gif
First for Switzerland
fuck drumpf
where do i torrent jav now that nyaa is down?
and FUCK french people
Post pictures of the Pacific Northwest NOW
Fourth for India will rule the world
>>74593241
>torrenting porn
fuck wypipo
>>74593241
http://javfor.me/92979.html
>>74593258
>>74593258
>>74593241
>>60277218
Treat myself to a 'za y/n?
>>74593301
fuck meant >>>/g/60277218
>>74593241
>torrenting porn
>>74593343
>full time school schedule and full time job
You deserve it bud
ordering a 'za to treat myself
>>74593343
go ahead, you've earned it champ
>>74593376
le 300 kb/s bitrate face
>>74593343
what kind and where from
>>74593387
>>74593401
I shall :)
>>74593442
probably dominos
I ordered from pizza hut last time but the delivery guy didnt own a phone and arrived 20min before the website said he would and he left because I wasn't waiting outside for him
I want to fuck Brittany Venti tbvh buds
>>74593440
i can make a lot of sopa with that chango
When I want to treat myself I watch JAV
>>74593443
dominos where i live gives you 50% off if you put in STUDENT as a coupon code makes for some good cheap za
*adds a cup of ranch*
Which region of California says hella?
>>74593625
Can you use the continuous form between the two * ?
An example would be *is devouring chocolate*.
>>74593625
only fatties put ranch on pizza
only fatties eat non-vegetarian pizza
>>74593674
north
>>74593674
the gay one
only fatties eat
>>74593698
I know plenty of studs who do it
>>74593736
But that's the entire thing.
>>74593722
Thanks.
>>74593686
Just write
*Devours chocolate
>>74593736
well; that doesn't narrow it down
>>74593674
that was manufactured lingo to display the absurdity of teenagers
>>74593765
Except it wasnt
t.Sacramento-ian
comfy
when this site goes down ill make cum board on 8-chan and rules are no homoes
>>74593826
REV UP THOSE OVENS
>>74593746
Thanks
>>74593884
>not making a standalone imageboard for /cum/buns
>tfw finally caught that sissy English navy that kept running from me
>>74593884
wtf
I already created a subreddit for us for when 4chan goes away
reddit.com/r/cum
>cum hounds
>>74593982
hosting costs money
would you be willing to pay for cum posting licence?
>gaymur girls
>>74593698
> x2
> x2
> x2
>>74594063
>they give you x1 anyway
>hungry a couple hours later
>not fat
>>74594009
>reddit.com/r/cum
>I came from fingering my ass.
>I made another mess.
Abhorrent link. But I'm glad /cum/ isn't on Reddit.
why isnt /cum/ featured more on /r/4chan?
Daniel just left the store with my order
>>74594129
because it's unfunny and youre all retarded
>>74594160
did you give him any special instructions?
>>74594160
dont pay him and say, "isnt there anything i could do?"
>>74594004
fucking normies shoudnt be allowed to play video games
video games are meant to be played alone in your room
Tell me about the last book you read, /cum/.
>>74594221
think it was A Dance with Dragons whenever it came out
won't spoil it for ya
>>74594221
creating a totalitarian meritocracy is the only just thing to do
>>74594129
If 10+ people reply to a post with laughing reaction images it will get capped and posted there. That's how the faggots of /r/4chan work.
>>74594221
The last book I finished was Without Conscience, a book about psychopathy. This was in 2014.
>>74594221
The Image of the city
It's about how people make mental maps of their city
Suki de, Suki de, Suki de 1
Based on the manga by Okada Kou.
The story follows two girls and their relationships with their older brothers.
Does /cum/ also often start to read books but doesn't finish them?
>>74594221
metro 2033 i think its been too long
>>74594363
no i ain't no pussy
>>74594221
Well in the story, a boy falls in love with a girl
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>74594221
"A complete idiots guide to lulzy suicide" by Ann Hiro
So many options I don't know what to choose
wish our cash looked as class as canada's
https://youtu.be/ThAaXPyEfQE#t=26
>>74594221
american gods
was gud
Does /cum/ also buy books sometimes and never read them?
>>74594533
shiiiiet mubba dub muh foggen moni
>>74594572
i download all mine for free
>>74594533
Canada's money looks retarded, though.
>>74594572
>paying for books
used to read every day, all the time
then we got internet
>>74594572
constantly
>Why yes, I do pay for books
>>74594666
them austrians was some diverse mothafuckas
>>74594666
That's not what I wanted to post but it's an example of retardation, so I guess it works.
>>>/co/>>>/m/>>>/f/>>>/y/
>>74594589
>somehow we will have a negress on our money before the USA despite blacks having almost zero influence on Canada
Virtue signalling is one hell of a drug
>>74594739
16 here but i haven't been outside in a week so what do i care lmao
cum lol
>>74594764
We've also heard literally nothing about removing Hamilton or Jackson and replacing them with Tubman since Trump became president, so that makes it even better.
filled my tims coffee too full buds
its everywhere
Which state has the cutest girls? I vote Minnesota.
*contemplates who his new /cum/ love obsession will be*
>says it's comfy when it's not storming out
Pleb tier. Gonna watch Netflix and listen to the rain in a bit.
>>74594862
>Minnesota
>>74594863
>>74594863
>>74594888
That's a crude pepe
>>74594886
Minnesota is 90% white, I know Minneapolis has some Somalians nearby but it's weird how 4chan has connected the state and the Somalians so closely.
>>74594948
It's because it has a lot of Swedes.
>>74594863
do you still want me to mealpost or can i stop?
>captcha entrance salisbury
hmmm
>>74594221
Anthem by Ayn Rand. Twas nice>>74594221
>>74594971
Even if I move on, mealposting is still an important part of our relationship. I want to stay friends.
TAKE
A
LOOK
AT
THESE
HANDS
*lies in bed after a long day of wagecuckoldry*
It is actually a very well established fact that Canadian males are known to enjoy frequent gay sex with one another
>big bro comes home from college
>she was being molested by her step father and wanted her first time to be with big bro before it was too late
>he fufilled her wish
>aki asks big bro to marry her
>he left
big bro..
>being a wagecuck
>not being a salarybull
>>74595079
>working unpaid overtime
>>74594948
>Minnesota is 90% white
>85% in 2010 census including hispanics
le 56% face.jpg
>go to store
>shitty sandwiches are like 6-7 bucks
>salads don't come with dressing
>only thing even remotely worthwhile is coffee, and even then, coffee machine would be 10x better
fuck me lads
>>74595116
>>74594910
Ur my new bf ok
>>74595063
>Slovenia
*commits several hate crimes against minorities*
>>74595075
wat
>>74595177
good choice desu
he's a good lad
>>74595177
yay
no homo stuff though
>>74595222
>no homo stuff though
good luck with that
>>74595222
Dwarfs don't get a choice
>>74595154
Thanks for proving my point
>>74595222
Light cuddling is okay though right?
just the tip
>>74595283
Minnesota is whiter than Canada, leaf.
>>74595195
truly powerful stuff
>>74595075
>>74595363
>anime
Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
>>74595378
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
>>74595354
Not for long :^)
tfw graduating college this Saturday and finally got a gf
>>74595457
Don't you have to deal with sand nigs and Chinks taking over your government
>>74595469
is it your little sister
i want migrant to the USA desu.
>>74595514
I don't have a little sister.
>>74595497
>sandnigs
>in Canada
Only Quebec has a lot of Arabs, Chinks are only in Hongcouver and the GTA. Try again sweetie.
>>74595517
grass is not greener on the other side
i heard on the radio today that first borns are far more likely to find success in life
last borns are less likely to have stability in their life
so if u a last born chin up
>>74595469
Congratulations.
>>74595469
Have you impregnated her yet?
>>sandnigs
>>in Canada
>Only Quebec has a lot of Arabs, Chinks are only in Hongcouver and the GTA. Try again sweetie.
>>74595559
I thought middle children were the ones with the most problems?
>>74595554
Are you sure this is always true?
>>74595563
It's the same girl.
>>>sandnigs
>>>in Canada
>>Only Quebec has a lot of Arabs, Chinks are only in Hongcouver and the GTA. Try again sweetie.
>>74595605
that's a meme myth
>>74595636
is this some kind of autism box?
>>74595609
yes
>>74595663
What about the picture I posted?
>>74595692
yes
>>74595652
Are you a middle child?
>>74595636
i hate to admit but i awfully need one of this.
people always complain to me that im always moving my hands and feet and that it annoys em.
>you will never get rich by selling shitty anime to weebs all over the world
Why am I not Japanese?
>>74595708
ya i gotta look out for my lil sibling and not let 'em kill himself
>>74595703
Answer my question!
i also tend to pace a lot specially when im thinking.
so many "caged lion" comments.
fuck drumpf
>>74595712
https://www.ebay.com/p/Fidget-Cube-Toy-Stress-Relief-Focus-for-Adults-Children-6-ADHD-Autism/2008402929
"CANADA IS WHITE! WHITE, I TELL YOU!" yelled Achetmeet, angered by the thought of Canada being called nonwhtie.
>>74595786
and fuck not sufficiently melaninated people
>>74595662
Yes.ohh yay
>America calling anyone non-white
>>74595809
https://m.fasttech.com/p/6662901#specs
someone tell this fat bitch to turn down the tv
>>74595814
who cares about asian immigrants
might as well be white
What if I told you you can dislike both sjws AND Donald Trump
test
none of you are real, you are all bots, i will escape from this world
i must
>leaf calling Minnesota non-white when it's whiter than Canada and any province west of Quebec
Absolutely roaring, buds.
>>74595854
The autism box works
I would "break" them when I worked at Amazon so I had to repackage them and would use them to deal with my stupid employees and bosses that were no where near the floor
Shit was cash. Ball and gear side is based side.
>>74595925
no you are not real fuck you
>>74595823
and fuck white people
>>74595990
and fuck wypipo
>>74595942
you lie no longer,
i am awake
>Juan Tyrone Rodriguez throwing around non-white when every single province in Canada whiter than the USA
Topkek
>>74594984
You know, I've moved pretty far right since 2014, but I still find that hag completely repugnant.
>>74596008
and fuck the non-cultured enslavers
>>74595941
how much is it?
please tell me this item name
>>74596031
nevermind, im gonna take a nap
If you're not talking hawthorne you isn't speaking my tongue. Don't talk.
>>74595536
>Only Quebec has a lot of Arabs
lol
>>74596118
Bless You Avocado Dragon Loli
>>74596104
ive linked it 2 times now in this thread
>>74596104
I gotchu, senpai
https://www.amazon.com/Trianium-Anti-Stress-Anti-anxiety-Depression-Children/dp/B06XDJKQWT/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1494284201&sr=8-3&keywords=fidget+cube
This is the best one
>M-MINNESOTA ISN'T WHITE!
>"Well it's whiter than Canada."
>N-NOT WHITE! Y-YOU'RE NOT WHITE! DUMB SPIC NIGGER!!! CANADA IS WHITE MINNESOTA ISN'T!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I'm HOWLING at these posts. Come back when you're over 18, Zhang.
>>74596107
imposter
>>74596155
>Gag Toys & Practical Jokes
>>74595116
I didn't realize it was 85%. Still, my point stands, doesn't it? It's odd that people connect such an overwhelmingly white area to somalians. It's the equivalent of connecting Mexicans to whites.
>>74596155
no its not
https://youtu.be/uWFZ0uMCOfI
>>74595854
>>74595636
I unironically want this
I don't like american movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7785doxes
>>74596152
aha ok
>>74596155
>This item does not ship to Japan
FUUUUUUUUCK
Thighs
>>74596289
whiteface is NOT okay
>>74596288
yeah but what other movies are there to watch
>>74596210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuKLNPr1nGk
Boss asked me to refer people to him if they're looking for a job since they're still hiring. Should I refer my the Asian girl or would be it be awkward?
>>74596339
>>74596291
how about this one, gook
https://www.fasttech.com/p/6662900
>>74596377
They need to reboot this series
>>74596238
which one is het right one
>>74596363
where do you work and give me a job
>>74596451
>>74596394
the camo one
>>74596455
Do you have a college degree and what was your major?
>>74596394
No bad desu Finngol.
but i want it >>74595636
>>74596500
https://www.fasttech.com/products/2110/10030430/6555300-fidget-cube-dice-anxiety-stress-relief
might be the lower quality one, since cheaper
mother's day is right around the corner
you wouldn't miss this opportunity to show your appreciation for your mother, now would you anon?
>>74596551
maybe its easy to broken.
http://s.aliexpress.com/bmMFB7b6
numbet of oder: 16679
super kek
>>74596682
and it costs like 20 cents to produce
Broke: incel
Woke: volcel
Hello
why havent you shaved your jaw anon
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KnYw4EwYGc
>>74596750
Kosovo je Albanija dbi
makes me think
>>74596835
I'm not sure I gather the significance. This almost looks like an assertion or an argument, but I don't think it is.
Being celibate isn't good.
>>74596377
ah yes, the classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbg0O_sObY
Why does Mexico almost never show Mestizos on TV?
The only manufacturing Trump brought back is manufacturing lies!
Fuck Drumpf! Resist Fascism! Smash Patriarchy!
>>74596889
I think he's trying to imply that this is a reflection of white people in all of these countries. The problem with twitter is that you have to keep your statements short. In a facebook post he might have gone on to explain how this is a reflection of whites in general in these countries.
Mike Pence?
more like
Mike "I'm going to waste your tax dollars on a" Fence
>>74596973
Why does America always use half-black people as our news/sports anchors instead of full black ones? Why do Chinese corporations hire decent-looking white men and women to literally do nothing other than stand in their headquarters and pretend to be busy? Why is skin bleaching so popular in Nigeria? Why is hair straightening so popular among American black women? Same reason, the whiter you are the more attractive you are to audiences and the more associated you are with success.
Finally got it right buds
>>74597031
get out
>>74597087
did you chew their asses for for fucking up so often
>>74597087
nice balls
>>74597087
That is the saddest salad I've ever laid eyes on.
>>74596932
comfy until penguino
>>74597119
they finally got it right i was too happy
>>74597127
thx :)
>>74597136
theres some stuff under the lettuce but yeah its pretty bad
>tickle the inside of my urethral tract with rusty nails
>go to the hospital for a month vacation
>demand extra food every day, roll my eyes at the timid nurse who brings my meals, sigh passive-agressively
>never pay a red loony
BIEN
now they just have to get tomorrow right :^o
>>74597173
i sense jealousy :^)
>>74597173
excellent post
>>74597165
i'm happy you're happy
>>74597190
how did you twist your balls again?
>>74593216
Is her nose made of plastic or she is just severely dehydrated
>>74597199
thx qt3.14
i hate socialists
>>74597215
i thought he got diddled by a priest and was their for mental scars
>>74597227
>Korean
she is made of plastic
I'm going to make several nonwhite children in the future.
>>74597258
horrible idea. we must preserve the white race
Maybe I should attempt suicide and get locked up in a comfy asylum
>>74597215
>get staph infection
>blocks spermatic cord
>nut swells
>barely able to walk
>????
>hospital vacation
>>74597190
you can drink 2%
>>74597276
don't think asylums are comfy
>>74597276
>asylum
notcomfy.jpg
not allowed electronics/limited tv access most of the time/dealing with faggot doctors and shit
>>74597278
oh, doesnt sound pleasant
how many more days do you have left?
>>74597272
I have an older brother who has two kids and a younger brother who can make white kids.
>balls so big they have to check me into the hospital to study a high test specimen
O
>>74597190
Would've ordered the roast beef (x2) for dinner personally.
>>74597298
I could be like McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest
could be fun
>>74597336
>implying you woulnt be danny devito
>>74594221
seneca's moral letters to lucilius
>>74597309
out friday
>>74597329
>beef slices over chicken breasts
thats not me
x-men first class didn't have a bonus after credit scene, disappointed
need new movies to watch, thinking dr strange and your name will be up at some point
>>74597318
i guess that'll be okay. you gonna race mix with another asian
>>74597336
i doubt it'll be like that. but great movie
>>74597374
Hopefully with the same Asian.
>>74594948
>somalians are only in the twun cities XD
no they are fucking everywhere even in the smaller towns
is this accurate
>>74597398
i hope you two stay together.
i'm rootin for ya
>>74597438
Thanks, bud.
Fuck
You're so hot baby
Let me blow on your pooser
>>74597418
This is accurate for America too.
Boutta wank to some lesbian porn, rec me something please
>>74597678
the shower scene with lily labeau and sin sage or w/e
you know what i take that back
>>74597713
this is good thanks bud
need a thicc bf
>>74597873
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I cant remember the last time I posted on this board and it wasnt in a general
what if we just make ayys if we dont find any?
>>74598143
aliens are humans from the future
we are alone in the universe
>>74598143
that's what star trek is about
>>74598058
>posting sloots that have been blacked 10.000 times
I envision even sedans becoming more like SUVs once fully self driving cars take over. Why sit in the driver seat staring at the road? Having the seats face sideways with a table in the middle makes much more sense, IMO. Work, sleep, socialize, etc. No reason to really bother watching the road.
>>74598176
nobody actually knows if there are aliens or not
the fucked up part is that either:
>intelligent life is extremely rare
or
>intelligent life destroys itself before it can show any noticeable impact on the galaxy (dyson spheres/swarms, ftl ships)
or
>it's hiding somewhere beyond any current detection
Have never had emotional problems in my life
Haven't cried for as long as I can remember (I remember choking up once at 15 but that was it)
Every day I feel angrier
>>74598330
one day you will break down
what kind of music do you queers listen to?
>>74598330
Crying is a good release
Thanks mexcisoco
>>74598330
the fact that you've never cried means you have an emotional problem retard.
>>74598397
>>74598417
>>74598397
>>74598378
Are you guys pussies?
*screams*
*burps in front of your gf*
*blocks you're'ms'tv'e'st path*
what is one thing
that your shit hole of a state has contributed to your country?
Tennessee
Blues and BBQ
When I look in the mirror at myself I ensure my eyes have a cool confidence to them
But when I casually walk past a mirror without expecting it I realize I look like a maniac
NH
Me
*אלוהים צופה, ימינו ממוספרים*
>>74598666
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
NC
non-shit barbecue
>>74598666
>>74598696
i love you north carolina...but no
refugees welcome
>>74598757
>>74598757
>>74598734
A verb is missing. REEEE
IT ME STRONKER IT ME STRONKER-!!!
>>74598765
worst OP ever
kys
impotent rage
>>74598818
>calgary thumbnail looks exactly like NK