cum tires edition
retard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7xfJSCi7n
My opinions > your opinions
>he doesn't drink beer
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>L-Liquor is stronger!
Yes, and? Is life a competition about who gets clobbered faster?
>I-It tastes bad!
No it doesn't, expect if you are underage and incapable drinking anything besides pop.
>I-It has too many calories!!!
Who forced you to be a lardass, you fucking peat-gavel?
your girlfriend would probably leave you for someone as wealthy as me
>>74561977
what does it mean, alex?
Hate blacks lads
>Having another country's monarch on your money
Top cuck
unironically a member of the chosen tribe, ask me anything
viciously hate anyone who isnt me
>>74562029
Good thing Elizabeth II is the Queen of Canada
>>74562003
she's a sucker for american money, ordered her from thailand yesterday
>>74562020
that's very interesting
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>74562003
Is that like $1 in usd?
>>74562046
that's not a question, but I will tell you that the queen has more power than you'd think and the nose isn't real
>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Swiss Chalet on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crispy fries mixed with the moist and hot rotisserie chicken. The cool pop, the hot and flavourful Chaletâ„¢ Sauce, totally blown away.
I was able to get a meal for $10 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have pie.
Head on down to Swiss Chalet today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>>74561982
this
>>74562003
your money looks really cool
>>74562059
>$1 USD + $0.05 CTD = $1 USD
dumb american
>having a queen
Putting an expansion on that cuck shed I see
I will become a password manager when i grow up
We have a Queen
>>74562088
I got the chicken sandwich there recently and was really disappointed. Fries are always superb though
>>74562088
I don't think I've ever seen a Swiss Chalet in any of the seven states I've lived in =(. Do we have these fellow americans?
>>74562104
Didnt even see the dollar in there
>>74561982
>enjoying having to piss every 5 minutes
>>74562104
0.9999999999999999999....=1
1.0000000000000000000.....1=1
>>74562136
no they're only for big alpha canadian men
little american canadian cock concubines have to settle for kfc or church's, maybe popeye's if they've been good boys
>>74562135
>not getting the double leg dinner
cuck
What the fuck is the point of /int/ now that /bant/ exists?
>can't talk about politics
>/bant/ is literally made for shitposting with flags
Guys I need dental work done for cheap
I have 1 root canal and about 6 insays and 2 fillings.
I live in Toronto and can't afford the 8k my dentist said it would cost
Pls help
>>74562111
wow nice trips, I'm not sure what a password manager is but it would prbly pay well in India so good for you man.
When I watch shows about India theres always these old people mainly old ladies brushing the streets with these straw brooms, is this a job over there? who pays them the city or business the sweep in front of?
heading to canadian tire buds, want anything?
(fun fact this one is in my city x)
@74562177
t. reddit
>literally worked for the rothschilds
Kek
>>74562183
need a hose clamp and a 25' extension cord
thanks
>>74562180
start a gofundme
>>74562162
aww dang thanks for letting me know, I imagine its a cafateria style resturant where you take the tray down the line choosing what to eat then pay at the end? or is it normal resturant style?
>>74562180
you're in canada nigger, it's free
>>74562180
how did all that happen?
>>74562180
I live in Toronto. I've had a lot of teeth pulled so I basically know how to do the procedure. I also have 11 Tylenol 3s left over from a procedure 6 years ago
I'll do your root canal for $100
>yanks don't have swiss chalet, harvey's, new york fries, edo, OR panago
and they call themselves first world
>>74562234
it's just a standard restaurant really, some are located in shopping centre food courts though
@74562186
t. autist
>>74562180
fly down to mexico, if you can find a cheap flight its totally worth it, look for a well reviewed doctor that other canadian/americans recommend
>>74562258
stop replying to me out of turn goyim
>>74562046
>RULE, BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
Eternal Anlgos unite.
>>74562258
>yanks don't have new york fries
What the fuck? That doesn't make any sense
>>74562059
I don't like it when Q*ebecois reply to me without my permission
>>74561982
Exselent boast or shall i say toast xdd
>>74562213
your not going to use the clamp to grind down prescription painkiller pills are ya?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08MK9N3OOrB
FUCK BRUMF
>>74562285
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Fries
>>74562258
>yanks don't have swiss chalet
We haven't either. How's that possible?
ALEX send help
>>74562309
I already have a mortar and pestle which is the mainstay of the home pharmacist
Tell me, how many days?
>New York Fries
>Boston Pizza
>both Canadian
How can Americans ever compete
hey canadians I was grocery shopping today and for the first time I saw a bag of all dressed chips, are they worth a buy next time I go? what do they taste like?
>>74562234
Ohip doesn't not cover dental
>>74562238
I am a filthy faggot who did not take care
>>74562225
>Not indiegogo
>>74562346
damn i forgot boston pizza
>yanks are deprived from the most american creation ever, the pizzaburger
how will they ever recover?
>>74562359
>doesn't not
that's what I said
>>74562346
>canadian bacon is a thing
it's honestly not hard at all
>>74562367
i think i had that once
it was just ok
>>74562350
imagine a combination of salt and vinegar, BBQ, sour cream and onion, and ketchup chips
that's literally what all dressed is
This is Toronto's contribution to world cuisine
>>74562392
never happened
>>74562392
Wtf is that keyboard
why is canadian cuisine all horrible junk food? and what do I need to get in on it?
REEEeeeeEeEeEeEEeeEEee
>>74562401
nigger
>>74562096
american money is notoriously ugly
how will americans ever compete?
>american money is notoriously ugly
>>74562384
Thank you for the information, I'll try a bag next time I go.
>>74562399
i h*te veggies
>i h*te veggies
>>74562446
>being this much in denial
lmao
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YlQFfnWKpw
are these just going to space?
hey edmonton
hows the weather up there lmao
>>74562425
How are things in Algeria? Do you guys have Pokemon Go there?
I keep italian parsley plants around my house to eat as I walk by
pretty good wahye
Do Americans have Montana's?
uugh...huh...alex....please......
>>74562319
>restaurant is called New York Fries
>try your absolute fucking hardest to not have a store in America
You Canadians are something else
Pretty fucking unbelievable that in over 200 years of history the only unique dish that Toronto has managed to invent is a bacon sandwich
>>74562488
no they don't
cucked
""""""""""""ugly""""""""""""
>>74562494
I invented the bacon sandwich
>>74562524
no you didn't
Prove I didnt.
shall not be wasting time in proving what does not need to be proven
Palestine shouldn't exist
I'm having a rough time, this is a picture of my dog Chewbacca that just died of bone cancer. I had to stay up all night with him while he had seizures and cried until the vet opened so he could be put down. =(
>>74562494
toronto has no culture
>>74562494
This city is a fucking boredom and I have no idea how can people think it's the best place in the world
There's less things to do than the shitholes I visited in south america and africa
What the fuck are you going to visit? That stupid mansion in the middle of the portuguese neighborhood? A generic aquarium you can see in any other place in the world? Climb a tower with virtually no history or meaningful purpose being its construction? Go to a mediocre, flavor of the month cat cafe or arcade bar? There is no redeemable feature in this city other than the safety and jobs, and if you're just starting out your career your fucked on the latter
>>74562346
>TFW my stores don't have All Dressed Ruffles
>>74562232
Nope, it's a comfy sit-down restaurant style. Fine silverware, plates, glasses, etc. At Christmas you get Lindt chocolates with your order.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ae2EuJP7DT
Eat parsley
>>74562432
Do not feel bad about American money; things could be much, much worse.
why do white teenage suburbian americans love ebonics so much?
alex...........
>>74562616
they don't have strong father figures
>>74562613
looks great
>>74562616
they aren't racist enough to speak the Queen's English
>>74562592
The store I found them at was called Family Fare might be just a midwest chain tho
for me, it's the rand, the best looking currency
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
That's Alexandra to you, sharty mcshartssonface
>>74562640
it looks like Mr. Rhino is crying =(
*injects diarrhea*
>>74562616
They don't have a subculture, growing up in NY is good because you pick up on the wop slang instead even if it's just a tier above nigger speak
>>74562665
WHY DIDN'T I SPREAD OUT MY STUDY DAYS
>>74562677
What are some wop slang phrases
>>74562350
>>74562384
It's one of those flavour combinations that shouldn't work but somehow does. Kind of like a Stephen Sondheim musical score.
casual eating herbs:
parsley > dill > mint > chives
I have potted mint all around my condo so I can just eat it while I'm stalking my prey
>>74562697
Stuggatz, Pagliaccio, mulignan, buffon, vaffangul
A lot of it is just shitty corruption of Italian or sicilian dialect
Alien Covenant will be a good film
>>74562732
No it won't, some guy saw an unedited prescreen and the plot sounds shit
how does one convince itself that vidya music is good
please give me alcohol and take my land
>>74562746
t. brainlet
For me it is firing squad, the best method of execution
>>74562729
the only one I think I've heard is mulignan
i like video games music
>>74562745
N-no!
>>74562746
bad b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
>>74562729
wow it's just like my italian-american gangster tv shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1R7oZ1oGU
RULES OF NATURE
>>74562784
i like the sound of your mother
>>74562792
>bad b8
>posts b8
Oh yeah, the double b8, i wont fall for it.
>>74562839
don't post this
>>74562819
don't care
>>74562750
wtf
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152
>>74562852
I slurped your mothers spaghetti pussy and it tasted like her asshole
don't care
>>74562839
you in the background, me in the foreground
*kidnaps Fist of Flames for ransom*
>>74562860
hmm starting to rethink my captain rankings
I haven't had sex in five years. How do I deal with the pain?
In the work force, I don't meet people like I used to back in school. How can I even find somebody at this stage?
>>74562860
hahahahaha wtf
Independence?
I've never had sex personally but I've watched two of my girlfriends get fucked by bigger stronger men while I was locked in chastitiy
>>74562895
you don't
t. had benis in bagina once 7 years ago
>>74562878
>>74562895
some people never had sex
>>74562895
grow up
>>74562020
>>74562044
>>74562895
buy an d consjme booze
>>74562828
Did ya see that gook movie, kimi no koe or was it someone else, if it was you did you like it
I have been at work on my feet for just under 11 hours now
Could you guys make quality posts
My girlfriend is comming over and I will show her this place is full of decent and cool peopl like me
>>74562860
No way
>>74562839
>>74562913
try not to ever post this again, ok?
>>74562937
fuck you and fuck mexico
>>74562905
I'm afraid I'll have to stop you from seceding, rebel. We have already pacified the East, now we will make sure the West is complacent as well.
>>74562937
>implying this isnt basically the shitposting general
>>74562860
a legend
What's cia's job that allows him to travel so much?
I'm not killing myself I'm going to another world
FUCK DRUMPF
>>74562970
international man of mystery
i use my weekends to post on 4chan
how sad is thyat
FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
CBS MY HOLD CELL
BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!
>>74562970
>>74562929
>kimi no koe
what is that
>>74562970
Being a bad poster
>>74562995
Who is that?
>>74562973
It's called hell.
Sopa?
>>74563013
It's in my other tab
>>74563007
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>74563008
(Y*u)
>>74563012
Once I visit hell and I die I'll visit another world
>>74562860
he's a big star
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861410327807668225
>>74562921
no u
/our guy/?
>>74562953
I see, well we're gonna need some more free money then
>>74563016
why this did blow up so suddenly
unironically enjoyed stewart and colbert before trump came on the scene
>>74562998
My friend asked to come to cinema to see some anime movie
Dont recal the name atm
>>74563050
People spammed it a lot
The greatest living american
>>74563031
Yeah nah. Too good for a truth. Without hard work and suffering people don't get to a better place.
>>74562998
>>74563055
Kimi no wa you dweebs
Today I
Less than a week til graduation, buds.
Extremely wrong post just above
>>74562860
this guy grew up a couple of blocks from me
>>74563094
Two weeks until you kill yourself.
@74563095
>>74563055
>>74563055
there is a new film silent voice i think and the biggest cinema here grabbed it for some reason.
>>74562957
i wish /b/ was like this--if only they were a blueboard we could have hilarious posts instead of porn spam
Thousands of men have put their dick inside Taylor Swift and yet I am missing out
>>74563084
I'm a explorer, I'm not looking for a better place but I wouldn't mind stumbling upon one
>>74563053
I enjoyed Stewart up until Black lives Matter became a thing
I always enjoyed The Colbert Report though, it never took itself too seriously like The Daily Show did
>>74563108
Wrong
i will never let the dishes pile up like that again
>>74563094
Do you feel contrition?
fite me
watashi no namae ha byouin-kun desu~~~
>tfw didnt get to see your name
>>74563101
Why would I do that?
>>74563123
Stop it.
>tfw too ingeleent to watch anime
anyone itt feel any remorse?
Less than 6 weeks til graduation
>>74563148
naw
>>74563131
why not? it was pretty good. reminded me of garden of words and 5cm/s
is this an accurate representation of a canadian athlete?
>>74563148
shall feel remorse after giving you this (you)
wont be graduating on time lads
i need to pee but i dont want to stand up
I don't have a reason to feel remorse.
>>74563173
does the mother of your child feel the same way?
never have and never will feel remorse
calling to send my transcripts tomorrow
can someone post the picture where it says "before i fap" and it shows wojak and then "after i fap" and its a collage of people not caring
will trade sopas
>william SHATner
>>74563155
Because I didnt find the time
PUBG is too much for my blood pressure.
approved anime list:
evangerion
cowboy bebop
elfen lied
sakura card captors
ranma
attack on titan
dragon ball
yuyu hakusho
captain tsubasa
if you have liked a different anime from what was posted kill yourself ASAP
>that one canadian who makes awful posts
why won't she just fuck off
>>74563203
if you like anime anime you need to kys
I'm cold
any girls want to cuddle with me?
i consider abortion tantamount to murder however i am a firm supporter of the death penalty (including for abortion)
>>74563203
aot sucks ass
got the laundry switched. time for bed.
gn /*um/
>>74563180
he's actually lucky she went ahead with the abortion
my ex was all cool with and said she would be okay with getting one if she got knocked up
but what happened when she got knocked up, completely threw abortion out the window
now i'm fucked having to pay child support
>>74563203
Holy fuck you pleb
>>74563211
patrician
ironically (unironically) watching attack on titan
I used to be anti-abortion.
>>74563217
>letting it sit in the dryer and get all wrinkly
gg
>>74563203
elfen lied
attack on titan
JUST
I was anti-abortion until I was aborted
feels good
>ywn be aborted
feels bad
lasagna for dinner
>>74563221
It's because she's a nice person. Also, that sucks, anon. Do you at least see your kids?
attack on titan story is so bad that i constantly read the wiki to remind myself that is really shit and i should stop watching but i cant, the show is really good.
>tfw wasn't aborted
poor people shouldn't have children
>>74563221
i thought you were a fag
>ravioli county is a cuck
makes u ponder
Can't wait for genetic manipulation to become commercially viable so I can have a 6'2 Germanic Aryan marble statue for a son
oh shit
ravioli was the montanan because ravalli kind of sounds like ravioli
AoT is the only anime I'm watching currently, it's been a real dry spell
>>74563203
I think you mean
JoJo
Keroro Gunsou
Lucky Star
Cromartie High School
Code Geass
Kaiji
>>74563268
Would you pass your autism on to him?
>tfw kind of conflicted because I don't really want kids right now but also want kids at some point in the future
my top animes in no particular order
Texhnolyze
Sunabouzu
To Heart
Yuru Yuri
Sora no Woto
Sabagebu
Welcome to NHK
Ergo Proxy
Now and Then, Here and There
Aria The Animation
Love Live: School Idol Project
Watamote
>>74563254
yeah every weekend or every other weekend
it sucks so bad you have no idea
>>74563217
Bonne nuit!
rate me
moomins
evangelion
jojo
macross
kemonozume
wishful thinking
>>74563288
Yes and he would become the FĂ¼hrer of the 23rnd century
>>74563316
>moomins
Checks out, it was made by chinks
>>74563306
>Welcome to the NHL
It's one of my favourites, too, but I feel like it'd drive me to suicide if I watch it in the wrong frame of mind.
>>74563316
get back to work
>>74563328
animated by gooks
story was made by a fennoswede
>>74563280
>Code Geass
devian art: the show
>>74563316
macross is mexican therefore swedish
>>74563308
Damn anon, that's rough.
>>74563331
>Welcome to the NHL
>a leaf
it checks out
>>74563337
>fennoswede
>fenno
He was tainted by chinks
Moonman moonman can't you see
spics and niggers need to hang from trees
>>74563359
>>74563306
texhnolyze and ergo proxy were 2 deep for me
>>74563362
Imagine my surprise when my friend showed me this song
>>74563376
>deep
It's cringe core
this made me cry as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzpRdRYTO9o&t=49s
*says the n-word*
hmm yes
So is the Macron shitposter happy?
welcomu to mcdonaldsu
only anime ive seen is bible black
everyone who didn't suffer from intense mental retardation could see that macron would crush le pen
>>74563388
you mean NIGGER?
>>74563386
thats what im saying
it was just slow edgy shit imo
tfw one of the few white people who brose /cum/
>>74563403
Bracku hamburguru?
>>74563408
?
my favorite moonman got taken down
all I can find is a shitty remix
>>74563403
*impregnates her and makes her get an abortion*
>>74563412
fuck off paleface
>>74563412
you're the only one under 5'
Doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyways
>>74563422
was it halloween last year when burger king did the black burgers
>proud of being white
>>74563407
>le what about Trump?
Especially when you consider how France's presidential election process works, the exact same thing has happened before with the same result. Also the french.
nvm i found it
standalone vid is gone, but it's still in the album
https://youtu.be/PHMqQVztMRY?t=3799
>>proud of being white
>says a literal mullato
Being a dwarf isn't so bad. At leat girls notice me even if it's in a negative way
>>74563448
WHITE POWER
>>74563376
>>74563386
texhnolyze is the greatest piece of art (an possibly the only) to air on tv
kys if you couldn't appreciate is
i hate mulattos (and those of negroid ancestry in general)
>>74563448
Are you the self-hating mulatto, quadroon or whatever?
>>74563466
>angsty teenager believes it's a piece of art
Not surprised
anyone here have a casper mattress? are they actually good?
>white boys
>una vela
>>74563499
i'm not white
i am a red man
I'm fuckink retartet
>>74563504
why do you find this funny? is more autistic han bing bing wahoo
*bing*
*bings*
WAN UP
WAHOO
>>74563522
t. sense of humor is posting some inbred brit 24/7
>Mulattoes
>>74563124
*kicks ur butt*
>>74563444
Many such cases. Sad!
>he couldn't understand it
Hate both feather and dot Indians tbqh
testing