/brit/

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

just booked a table at the pub
taking my own pint glass

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>>74550153
Imagining how angry and sweaty you must be, your big meaty paws slapping autistically against the keyboard

Creasing

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have you tried 'kill all the poor'?

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jewish gf sent me this

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thought i'd take a stroll down reddit lane today

Lads you should try spinning a fidget spinner on ur urethra it's really good

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

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Rate

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off for a shower soon

then brush my teeth

then climb in to bed

then read for a bit

then fall asleep slowly

then wake up to the clamorous alarm clock at 7am

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

someone remind me to get the 'zza out in 15 minutes por favor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y009W-4WYTw

getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

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>>74550300
>tfw no jewess gf

>>74550341
shall do if i remember x

>>74550227
>buying yourself something on christmas

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

>>74550328
7am is but a dream

4:30 here

What happened to the janitorial staff
Use to be here 24/7 now nothing
Not happy

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

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> It's not just Yanks. all the JFs desperate to fit in on here spam our gimmicks without REALLY understanding what they are!

> FUCKING cringe when they get involved in North/South banter...

>>74550130
FUCKING THIS
A child in today's world will run you 250k from 1-18. That also doesn't account for all of those middle to upper middle class kids whose free loading baby boomer parents handed their future over to the state to decide because they were too busy blowing their wads on this week's dinner party or next month's spring charity event.

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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/axe-attack-bijou-nightclub-salford-12903208

someone was hit with an axe in the runtclub i sometimes post

love when JFs jump on the north/south banter train cos they universally side with the south. It's like they sense the superiority even from half way across the world

When's the next France attack, lads

Lads, Christmas bonus posting keeps the Yanks away so keep doing it

>>74550404
My parents were poor as shit an had 8 kids, fuck up

>>74550428
It's happening now mate, Macron just got elected

>>74550342
genuinely bit bored of the way rorkes claim to speak for certain countries

this is a great day for france, breaking the populist trend and electing someone with policies that will actually improve things for the country

>>74550428
22nd May.

t. person on the inside

had a curry LAST NIGHT and my hands still smell like it

>northern people
Oxymoron

>Don't care about politics, all I want to do is talk about willies and bums and poo and slags and chebs

literally me
not even kidding

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74550414
me in the back, second from the right

to reduce some of the vitriol i feel may be aimed towards me:
i am english, i lived in england until very recently, and furthermore i lived in North/South ergo i am fully qualified to take part in relevant "banter"

spotted a london paki>>74550422

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any tights man in

>>74550428
would laugh if macron got beheaded

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> love when JFs jump on the north/south banter train cos they universally side with the south. It's like they sense the superiority even from half way across the world

>>74550469
patrician

>>74550422
I jump in and support whatever side looks to be losing steam to keep the argument rolling, more oft than not an argument I began myself
You're all just pawns in my grand game

>Louvre behind Macron with his head at the top

KINO

>>74550481
do you live in auckland now? why are you in nz?

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>would laugh if macron got beheaded

>>74550342
>not respecting a democratic vote
blimey

>>74550451
>8 kids
>poor

It's like they really are niggers with orange hair and translucent skin

>>74550493
phwoar don't mind the one on the right
don't mind that at all

>>74550335
yeh, agree. i think it's the only time northerners and southerners actually laugh together

Voting is not a legitimate form of protest
The people of France have spoken and Le Pen is the rightful president

>>74550516
literal Illuminati globalist iconography lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSTDEWZF2o

>sign language man
>no english subtitles
Are they taking the piss?

>>74550428
they arrested some more turrists earlier this week

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/02/europe/france-terrorism-arrests/

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I'd say, at one point or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn!

>>74550457
name 3 policies of Macroon that will be improve france

>>74550528

He's probably severely sunburnt and it's nearing winter x

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>Ermm, I didn't realise you were a virgin Anon..

fucking state of this arrogant self-interested kiwi cunt.

>>74550559
No one cares gay yankboy

Sucks to ur mum cunt

Can we talk about France and not why Brexit gave the left what it needed to fight back?

>>74550464
wash your hands with soap and then rub the back of a stainless steel spoon all over them while holding them under the flowing water

imagine being french right now hahahaha

love emptying me arse

>>74550623
I-i-i've been saving it for someone very special....

>>74550624
he rivals the german cuck for the worst poster here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8

howling

>>74550611
everything employment related is good
shame he's anti nationalist

hmm, looks like the poms are whinging again

*closes tab*

>>74550623
Looks like a Uni of Notts hall room

>>74550528
no near wellington
came here on holiday to do christmas with gf's kiwi family, then events arose and now im not welcome at home
so now i live with the gf in a house obtained through nepotism and sleep all day while she works like the ant she is

>>74550493
'course mate

>>74550457
lol how is he going to get anything passed when he has no legislative support

>>74550623
Yeah and I didn't realise you were 35 until we got into this lighting haha

>>74550611
cutting corporate taxes
reducing unnecessary and damaging worker's rights
investing in the public sector

>>74550700
does it mate? does it really?

fascinating

>>74550623
Oh but I'm not!

*pulls out inflatable waifu*

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>>74550623
>Ermm, I didn't realise you were a vegan Anon

>>74550624
Is it the Leaf with a proxy? Posts exactly the same.

>>74550670
Nah ur the worst by default as you're a yank

someone hacked my Yelp account and changed my name to Walksquite Limply

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>>74550493

>tfw have the virgin limp

>>74550757
BIG

bit sad that I'm looking forward to work in the morning so I can socialise again. Don't have any mates

apsolute state of this thread

>>74550702
> then events arose and now im not welcome at home

explain

are you not getting a job there either?

>>74550702
Are you the butch one or is she? Who munches whose fanny - do you take turns? Do you scissor? Use a strap on?

>>74550702
>and sleep all day while she works like the ant she is

Genuine kek

>>74550733
he's definitely not english. hope he gets arse cancer, the boring cunt

>>74550750
Pretty funny name ngl

How do I stab myself in the heart?

all australians should be killed

>>74550776
same
when i get there i hate it though, it's all women talking about their soaps but i pretend to like it because there's nothing else

>>74550784
Family found out she's a lezzer and kicked her out

>>74550320
Any of them 2bh

>>74550771
the ASO that slag on the left's hairline
parabens in hygenics were a mistake

>>74550802
saw a video of some bloke try to shoot his heart with a shotgun while he was sitting at a table
not a pretty sight

I want to cut the New Zealanders heart out and eat it

>>74550724
Ah yes, giving freebies to corporate cunts and shitting on wageslaves, excellent

>>74550771
fuckinell

http://www.sundayworld.com/style/health/social-smoking-as-dangerous-as-daily-habit

Hmm

No more social smoking for me then

This translator's getting a bit feisty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ydto3Iyzic

>>74550820
I work in a factory full of lads and blokes, always great banter flowing

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is that a bloke

>>74550879
show arsehole

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>>74550806
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>74550895
what do you make in the factory?

>>74550890
Load of shit

>>74550879
Sturdy set of bollocks tbH

>>74550899
Looks very blokeish but I think it's just a shocking nosejob.

really wish i knew french and spanish

>>74550899
Mannish face but he has nice legs

>>74550733
>>74550624
t. schizophrenic bradleyposting aussiephobic mong who puts edition in the title

>>74550670
9/11

>>74550784
half of my family hates me and doesnt want to see me again

>>74550786
me butch
me dom - yes depends who is most tired (usually her)
no
yes

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Ireland's a bit lippy

Pic related

The party he wasn't invited to

>>74550960
admire you persistence

Christ. Are these freaks you are posting what Anglo men actually like ?

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Warning: the following image will send rorke into a spastic fit

>>74550918
buses, currently building some deckers for Arriva

not a bad job but hoping to be at jaguar landrover in the next couple years

>>74550968
they kicked you out for being lesbian?

>>74550914
>mfw there is almost certainly a yank ITT who read that filename and unironically pronounced it as "e-moo" in their head

>>74550216
You obviously do care about politics

All these fucking self-proclaimed "don't care" people are almost always leftists

>>74550899
what is it about big floppy fat tits that give me a good 'ard on? amazing flappers in that left middle one, they dance so good on the bed

>>74550999
i thought you were going to say a custard factory or something

proper good job that, good on you mate

>>74550960
Thought this was a man kissing a baby.

man united

>>74550968
Can't blame them josie you insufferable little kuffar slag, you deserve death

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What did she mean by this

Macron just said he will never let "extremists" be voted for in France again. Isn't THAT a bit extreme..?

>>74550992

I fucking hate europe

>>74550992

> rorkes will deny this

>>74551038
No

>>74551038
I think he meant Catholics and their conservative underlings

>>74551037
wikileaks is a threat to democracy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y009W-4WYTw

he's NOT happy

>>74551038
No

>>74550975
Raging I couldn't attend

>>74551009
they knew of my sins long before last christmas

>>74551036
prove it then hardman friday night cuba street buckets 10:30 sharp

BBC showing anti muslim propoganda

>>74550341
get the oven pizza out

>>74551037

RÈEEEEEEEE

business idea: invite masses of brown people into your country to outnumber the opposing party in an election

>>74551108
>not respecting democracy
state of him

>>74551032
I understood this reference

>>74551036
This.

The Kiwi isn't welcome here. Needs to fuck off sharpish.

>>74551139
Monsoir, care to prep your finest SHOP 'ZA?
sank you

>12ft black monster bodyslams 7 old white transwomen and 28 dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIgJHtku9kQ

DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN??

>>74550968
You mean to tell me the kiwi whose posts i've actually been bothered to read has been - (dramatic pause) - a woman???
Not only that, but - (and again) - a butch lesbian?????
Need to do a think

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>>74551108
Rorkes utterly ARSEBLASTED

>>74551120
I'll break your pathetic little worm pencil neck you amoeba, you fucking worthless plankton, you nasty sinning whore of babylon

France should be white
England should be white

I don't get why this triggers so many

daily dose of sargon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_iimH3XIQA

only got 1 post karma

>>74551032
used to open it a lot thinking it was the illusion

>>74551075
>>74551115
Enforcing immigration laws and having a referendum on the EU were Le Pen's "extreme" policies, weren't they?

stefan molyneux here at my rented studio in missisauga ontario may 7 2017

>>74550968
>half of my family hates me and doesnt want to see me again
understandable. you're a boring cunt who needs a fucking slap.

>>74551139
I didn't even have a pizza in the oven hahahahaha

I've had your pants down there lad, cheers for the (you)

just pissed myself because i drank too much

ha ha

Mum is driving me fucking insane but I can't afford to move out.

Someone adopt me please

like the kiwi poster

love pins
hate pints

>>74551230
>daily dose of sargon

Stop shilling this literal nigger you literal nigger

Imagine being a girl and postin here

Lol what a fucking freak """she""" must be

>>74551312
Are you a hot young lady?

>>74551244
Dunno mate

why do we dislike the kiwi poster now?

taking a Thulean Perspective

>>74551369
No

>>74551356
y-yeah haha wouldn't that b-be weird

>>74551363
Rotherham member in the back

getting my daily dose of metatron lads

if its yellow, let it mellow

if its brown, flush it down

>>74551437
racist

>>74551279
>>74551193
what are you trying to prove schizo bradder phobic mong

>>74551223
will hang ur arse on a pipecleaner and flush your guts through ur mouth u unicellular coldsore

>go to paki shop for a 4 pack of lager
>boss man tries to sell me £30 vodka or something else extortionate

admirable but he shan't ever succeed

Getting my daily dose of opiates lads

Right up the schnozzer

>>74551356
poleaboo's been here a while now though

>>74551382
I had no problems whatsoever with kiwi till this recent turn of events. Whole vision of kiwiposter's been completely changed

>>74551383
good choice, the man's undeniably a genius

*angrily unsubscribes from your youtube channel*

>on tinder
>match with cute as fuck Chinese girl
>talking for 10 min
>says she likes movies and some other shit
>ask her when she's free so we can go to the movies
>says she prefers sitting on the sofa than going to the movies
>tells me to come around tonight
>been drinking
>can't drive
>FUCK

Arrange to meet next Saturday but that's a long fucking time away.

>>74551382
same reason we dislike aussies - you're not interesting, you're not funny, your banter is fucking awful and you try to hard to be liked. plus you only appeal to pakis.

Go back to your own general and screech 'cunt' at each other, you boring skin cancer bastards.

>>74551363
>everything behind them is black
Has me thinking if things are this absurd now, what will 2030 be like?
Mandatory race-mixing laws for 'hybrid vigor'?

london is eerily empty 2-5am weekends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kze-rP0sIQs

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historic victory in the polls for Angela Merkel today

>>74551381
Well, it seems France will never have those policies again. They're so extreme, French people must never again be allowed to vote for them.

>>74551507
is it mate? is it really?

fascinating

>>74551363
Often wonder who even goes to these shite provincial '''nightclubs'''
Nobody even enjoys them, just a way to appear in facebook pictures and waste a load of money on watered down drinks

>>74551405
Jog on.

>>74551484
what is the recent turn of events? what did i do

>>74550899
2,5,3,1,4

>>74551484
>good choice, the man's undeniably a genius
yes, of course, moving to France to get away from the evil anti-white Nordic nanny state is the prudent choice
>diff. yank btw

>>74551493
>been drinking
>can't drive

Woman

>>74550702
>house obtained through nepotism
need you to expand on this
was your kiwi gf living in bucks before or was it an internet relationship?

doing a post with no grammar except for a full stop at the end.

>>74551501

> we

but you're the only one who cries about australian posters. :-/

>Manager at work is in the dog house, terrible at his job, everyone hates him
>Seems like just a matter of time before he's fired or leaves
>Keeps going off work (was off for about 2 months at the end of last year, been off for over a month now, always takes odd days off now and again) for """depression""" and """anxiety"""
>Getting investigated internally at the moment for flipping out at a colleague and has been off sick while the investigation is ongoing
>His manager has all but told me if he leaves they want to offer me the job
>He still hasn't left or been fired
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off so I can take your job Steve, I want a new car

>>74551223
I'll pay for your flight there and back as long as you record the Kiwi getting his face sliced off and stick it on Live Leak.

i dont really care if you cry

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was denied entry to this nightclub in london

the "how's it foing" kiwi is currently one of the best gimmicks on /brit/

>>74551554
yes, it literally is. idiot

>>74551539
Probably people living in those provincial towns

>>74551570
No fucking grammar needed there except a full stop

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>>74551454

>.
>

reddit

I woke up at 8am as I went to sleep at 9pm yesterday, so I started the day by watching the Match of the Day repeat, played some Digimon, then I watched Football Focus, some YuGiOh and then Digimon again. It’s really not a good game.

I ate a large amount of pizza, I justify it as usual by hoping the fat goes to my breasts/hips. Apart from going out for food, I left the house to renew my travel ticket and withdraw £50 from an ATM as I didn’t have any cash on hand. I don’t see how I run through my cash so quickly, the only place I don’t use plastic is takeaways.

My credit cards are now carrying around £400 of debt, I bought a new pair of glasses today (tranny/wayfarer glasses), £64 after the discount and extras. I really hope the month after next month is the month where I stop spending near half my wage. It won’t be June as I’ll need to pay for more laser (or electrolysis).

My father has paid some paki builders to rip out our stairs and some of the surrounding architecture and replace it with cheaper and flimsier stairs and banisters, I don’t know why he did it, I told him it looks terrible, repeatedly and aggressively, I feel bad for upsetting him since he’s so proud of it but it really looks inferior to before, I have no idea how he sees the world. The most agonising part is that he spent money to do this, just like when we first moved in he threw concrete slabs onto this little garden patch outside our house (which all our neighbours have).

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>Aussies desperately trying to claim that it's only one person that dislikes them

HOWLING

>>74551543
revealed your womanhood
terrified of women, me

>>74551554
oh i was just jking

>ISIS banned civilians from wearing Nike. Reason it represents a Greek god. Therefore anyone seen wearing it was reprimanded.

farting violently

>>74551609
America wishes it was that thin.

>>74551640
read all of this and loved every word of it. great post amer! keep it up :)

>>74551613
You can have a much better night out even in those provincial towns though, I live in one

>>74551609
>no snap backs

Plebs

>>74551609
that would be london, ontario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubl9wJyh1eI

France in 10 Years

>>74551670
*Monica

I think Josie is really a girl but I don't think she's in New Zealand

>>74551555
Honestly if I could risk it I would but I am pretty fucking hammered and she lives a good 30 minutes drive away.

Telling me how she doesn't actually have a sofa, only a bed so that will have to do.

Jesus fucking christ I could have gotten laid tonight.

>>74551581

Guess you want Steve Jobs

LMAO

>>74551566
she was a """"""""""""""""bi""""""""""""""""""""" classmate u kno who i kept propositioning at house parties for years until she got sick of it
long saga short shes got family fucking everywhere here and her uncle let us have a bungalow hes been holding onto since his wife died and he moved in with his son

>>74551659
im descended from northerners too

>>74551707
fingers crossed

>>74551653

1 or 2 people lol

>>74551729
spread your arsecheeks for me luv x

>>74551727
All I'm hearing is excuses you fucking babby dick

The "night out" for those who's brains have transcended petty materialism and broken the bonds of society is gurning out under the bridge with a few good mates just appreciating the sounds of nature

Makes for a good Facebook photo too

I woke up at 8am as I went to sleep at 9pm yesterday, so I started the day by watching the Match of the Day repeat, played some Digimon, then I watched Football Focus, some YuGiOh and then Digimon again. It’s really not a good game.

I ate a large amount of pizza, I justify it as usual by hoping the fat goes to my breasts/hips. Apart from going out for food, I left the house to renew my travel ticket and withdraw £50 from an ATM as I didn’t have any cash on hand. I don’t see how I run through my cash so quickly, the only place I don’t use plastic is takeaways.

My credit cards are now carrying around £400 of debt, I bought a new pair of glasses today (tranny/wayfarer glasses), £64 after the discount and extras. I really hope the month after next month is the month where I stop spending near half my wage. It won’t be June as I’ll need to pay for more laser (or electrolysis).

My father has paid some paki builders to rip out our stairs and some of the surrounding architecture and replace it with cheaper and flimsier stairs and banisters, I don’t know why he did it, I told him it looks terrible, repeatedly and aggressively, I feel bad for upsetting him since he’s so proud of it but it really looks inferior to before, I have no idea how he sees the world. The most agonising part is that he spent money to do this, just like when we first moved in he threw concrete slabs onto this little garden patch outside our house (which all our neighbours have).
X

>car's license plate is blurred out on craigslist

there is literally no reason to do this unless the car is stolen haha

desperately want to sniff a girls bumhole

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

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dad sent me this

>pakis blow sunshine up aussie's arse
>aussies think everyone on /brit/ likes them

fucking state of these smug cunts

>>74551810
doxxable info

>>74551720
Jesus fucking Christ the Chebs on that one

this thread is absolute shit right now

>>74551786
exactly
or at your mate's gaff smoking weed, drinking a few tins and sniffing whatever your preferred substance is

>>74551792
pay denbts

>>74551764
Oh you descend from northerners oh you must be working class and well ard

Overwhelming urge to snap your brittle dyke neck and fck you bloody you slag

>>74551830
>i dindu nuffin
typical nigger sympathizer. hope she's fucking broke now and the nigger gets her preggo and she dies homeless a single mother kek

>>74551830

Burn the coal..

>>74551834
Just ignore them like most on here do then rather than reeeeeeeeeeeing about them FFS,.

France is like that one friend that continually dates psychopaths, and can't figure out why there's so much drama in their life.

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>>i dindu nuffin
>typical nigger sympathizer. hope she's fucking broke now and the nigger gets her preggo and she dies homeless a single mother kek

>>74550999
Sounds very comfy and I'm quite jealous

the kiwi proxy is talking shit

>>74551786
>>74551857
Zero interest in degenerate drug taking

>>74551659
>didnt know bucks is a woman
mate

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>>>i dindu nuffin
>>typical nigger sympathizer. hope she's fucking broke now and the nigger gets her preggo and she dies homeless a single mother kek

>>74551867
Might get a 0% balance transfer card

>>74551881
End up in a hole

>>74551834
>>74551911

yeah just ignore me :^)

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>>74551857
For me, it's pipe tobacco. The best form of masculine relaxation.

>>74551939
Go blow some smoke up your arse you fucking freak

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>>74551917

>>74551958
alri mate
how are things going?

>>74551610
thats meeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74551723
was going to say you should consider the times im active on /brit/ now but ive been doing allnighters for like 3 weeks straight so ive been posting at prime british time
give me a day to get my act together then you shant see me except in the wee hours of your morning

>>74551870
lower middle
i done hema for a bit and have excellent hand eye coordination, could shotput you into kingdom come

>>74551874
State of you

redpill me on kuzukuzu
does he suck cock
i fear he wanna spread degenerecy in our holy region

>>74552000
he's a champagne socialist kiwi who is obsessed with america

>>74551999
why is that post wrong? none of you want to explain why, you just fedora it and run away because deep inside you agree.

> that one perpetually annoyed british poster in this thread

why does he keep coming back if he hates us so much? hmm...

>>74551969
snuff>smoking

>>74551941
just didn't see him admit to it before. posts aren't particularly feminine either, but now im scared while on my safe space

Would pick the Paddy to fuck up the Kiwi.

fuck australia

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how bantz would it be if i bought this and used it as my daily commuter

https://twitter.com/search?q=Fascist&src=tren

why does donald trumps profile come up when you click on the fascist trend?

love australia

>>74551995
I would challenge you in martial combat, but beware, I am a 7th degree master of okinawan tai chi and exercise great skill, discipline and ability around a katana

>im descended from northerners too

>>74552060
This.

Why do they insist on ruining /brit/?

>>74552060
this

>>74552082
>1,000,000 miles
shiiet

indifferent on australia

>>74552050
she's alri tbf
not like any other women or ""women"" i've seen posting

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howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQo8Pr9-7hI
Might be kcking off in New Orleans. Antifa just showed at a march of lads with confederate flags.

>>74552082
it's only bantz if you use it inside of a marketplace/convenience store

I dream of a united Lancashire/Yorkshire powerhouse coalition

>>74552134
yeah ive defended her before but now i just feel silly

SOME OF THE CROWD ARE ON THE PITCH

>>74552000
he is lithuanian but pretends to be a new zealander

lives in london

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>>74552050
This is what she looks like

>>74552149
this can't be real

please say it's real

>>74551777
Don't make me feel any worse you cunt.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>74552203
has that inbred look

>>74552153
Why are Yanks protesting the French election?

Even here in QC which is legit French nobody cares.

>>74552153
Great a load of middle class yank teenagers throw pathetic slaps at one another smacking each other's arses with sticks

Surely it is about to "go down"

I'd see a better scrap outside the local underage disco

Tried some new deodorant lads and it's bloody lovely I'll tell you what

>>74552149
smoke billows from my chimney at this image

>>74552203
fake news
thats the friend of another reddit flagger

>>74552149
VACUUMING THE CARPETS

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Hmm

HMMM

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>>74552082
It's only #bantz if you drive it around London

>>74552179
northern/brit/ used to be comfy. All the JFs never really bothered us in there.

Missed that ;_;

>>74552203
canthal tilt is a little too negative for my tastes

>>74552149
Is this confirmation drumpf fags are just cuckolds who want le based authoritarian alpha dictator to tell them want to do

>>74552240
What you doing hanging around underaged discos?

The only people that will pay for the election will be the French children

Horrible future incoming 2bh

>>74552149
'bsolute state of the alt wrong

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>>74552253
>supra-national
Someone's been reading Rockefeller's memoirs

>>74552253
hypothesis: man's a nutter
ill research it further

mental how other countries haven't had an EU referendum recently, there's no reason not to.

captcha: select every image of a bus

see enuff of the fuckers at work thank you

HI WOOWIE

>>74552203
That's Ryan Scholes lad

>>74552250
>VACUUMING

FOY

>>74552325
It's frivolous

>>74552082
Why do American trucks look like that?

>>74551764
So she's going to leave you for a man. I fear my girlfriend will do this as well, but she's a tranner. Dependant on my vag for emotional support. This is how you hook em.