/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

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>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

rorkes, yank teenagers, commies, and poles absolutely btfo

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dont mess with me sunshine

/POL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-39823865

toilet shit fuck nigger cuck dickhead cocksucker bog drumpf is not my president

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>>74548116

>>74548116
He's not Indian lad

we should send all our pakis to france

>>74548165
spacker

can't stop looking at toddlers and young children outside and smiling at them

>>74548149
DRUMPF BLOWN THE FUCK OUT


ANTIFA FTW

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>>74548116
>blumpf supporters

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>>74548166
He's a mart-sharter, with german heritage (well known for pooing on each other)

Nier automata been cracked

Might give it a cheeky download

>>74548215
bit noncey

Hate Centrists. Hate communists. Hate Fascists. Hate liberals. Hate anarchists. Hate the undecided. NOT centre-right just don't like them simple as. Love pints

>>74548176
I would be okay with this

>>74548243
bit paternal*

F

U

C

K


D

R

U

M

P

F

France is fucked. Simple as.

Why do /brit/ pakis love Aussies and Kiwis so much?

>>74548220
is that an american wearing a young ones shirt?

>centre anything
discarded
reminder if youre not so dissociated that you can only identify with extremist politics you are a normie and need to leave

le pen wouldn't have stopped the brown hordes

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>rolls of fat
>literally the body of a DBZ character
Show yoursekf faggot

hate bureaucracy
hate nativism
hate racism
hate inefficiency
hate segregation
NOT the next president of france just don't like them simple as. love the EU

>>74548289
We're going to send out cousins to Australia, on account of it not being full.

>>74544247
why are brits so dumm

another win for the radical centrists

take the L blumpfkin supporters

Why do /brit/ pakis hate Aussies and Kiwis so much?

http://www.cornwalllive.com/ben-bowdery-and-rowhan-glenister-in-court-after-domino-s-pizza-in-falmouth-was-robbed-for-15/story-30315073-detail/story.html

the absolute STATE of cornwall

>>74548319
still balding though eh

hate pints
love weed

if macron is a radical centrist then I'm a nazi

>>74548289
pakis are desperate to unsettle /brit/, redefine what british is and drive a division between brits on here.

they're troublemakers and love other troublemakers, which ozzies and kiwis are.

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>>74548372

>>74548342
>hate bureaucracy
>love the EU
umm sweetie

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hiya guys

>>74548396
you are

i'm a fan of australia

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>>74548319
me
taking hormones to become a trap

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>toil upon first light

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>literally the body of a DBZ character

>>74548396
*punches you in the face*

>>74548364
they just wanted to live like kings for one more day after their JSA christmas bonus gave them a taste of the good life

reckon the uk, ireland, usa, canada, australia and new zealand are alright places

>>74548116
>>>/nrl/

>he thinks bradley posting is confined to one person

why do we tolerate retards on here?

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me and the missus

(me on the right)

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>the_ronnie_flump

le pen btfo


yet ANOTHER win for antifa and the comrades. prepare for a revolution

hey algerian you gonna move to france now

These French motorcycle police are driving like maniacs.

>>74548547
macron winning is not good for commies

>>74548501
That Kiwi is very upset today. Reckon a lamb knocked him back.

>>74548573
link to a stream?
>>74548575
he's a spastic who's been baiting all thread

>>74548501
tbf every bradley post just happens to be retarded

The liberal FASCIST regimes are destroying the west by hook and by crook. LEAVE THE BLOODY POPULISM AT HOME, WE WANT ANSWER(S)!

>>74548524
>hide all child comments

What does this mean? How do they know the poster is a child unless they indicate so?

why do the french riot so much?
and don't say 'niggers' because we have them here too and they only rioted that one time in 2011

>>74548367
>focusing on a missing centimeter of hair at the top of my head
>the loser's consolation price while I ram new girlfriends left and right and get so many alpha male privilege (just today the cute daughter of the lady who owns the grocery store downstairs was flirting hard and giggling in orgasmic sounds so much so that her mother told her to restrain herself, fucked a neighbour, acquired a lot of new gfs, some even okay with me seeing other girls, etc.)
>"still balding eh?"

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>>74548505

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>>74548455
Are we posting bodies again?

>>74548455
nipples of peace

>>74548604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSTDEWZF2o
>the sign language guy

to the guy who wanted the other brit to sort his life out for using intel, i'd speak with you

WE DONE AND FUCKING FUCKED IT WITH BREXIT

NOW WE ARE TRULY ALONE

WE ARE FUCKED

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>you're waiting for your doctor's appointment and this cunt walks in

How do you respond?

>>74548256
Love you
NOT gay just would have a pint with you simple as

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>france literally elect a rothschild banker as their president

couldn't make this shit up

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52 minutes until bedtime

got to be up at 6:30

work tomorrow

>>74548410
the EU isn't just bureaucracy anon

>>74548677

truly

>>74548632
no good football teams to riot over so they do it over politics

>>74548632
revolution larping
beats working

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74548677
Great stuff. You fannies will now after to do something other than moan and expect everything on a plate

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>text from dad
>"did you see there are 11 million fascists in france?"
want him to fuck off sometimes

>>74548455
You should look into shoulder reduction surgery lad. It's the numero uno tell for ladyboys before the voice.

>>74548709
you don't have any work right now, brendan
just misery

Watching Take Me Out: The Gossip on ITV2

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>>74548709
ah yes.. I too shall be heading off to the land of nod.. on the train by 7..

*slows to 35mph as I reach the end of the slip road*

>>74548647
Grim

If your name is James, go to bed

>>74548744
In Ireland Christmas bonus is 165 I think

£10 is grim

WE ARE SO FUCKED

VOTING LIB DEMS TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND TAKE US BACK TO THE EU

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

yeah I put 2 teabags in when I make a cuppa
just shows im twice the man you are

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>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74548744
Are you upset cos this £10 comes out of your taxes?

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74548838
>>74548830
crying

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>>74548802
i hope you sleep well... and i hope work isn't too hard on you tomorrow...

Mad that it only took 100 years of women being allowed to vote in order to completely destroy western civilisation.

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

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>>74548814
no going back now

lib dems would just get bullied by the EU globalist leaders during negotiations

we need someone tough like mummy may

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lalala i cant hear you!

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

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Democracy has failed
The time for armed revolution is upon us
Workers of the world MUST unite if we're to rid ourselves of our chains imposed on us by the FASCISTS in the White House and Number 10
First meeting of the worker's council will be in my garage Saturday, mum said she'll leave chips out if anyone gets hungry

>>74548677
Yeah what will we do without unaccountable foreigners telling us how much of our money we're allowed and how we earn it and what we spend it on? And what sentences our courts can pass, and who we trade with, etc.

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

thats a good point
why has brendan become the face of work tomorrow posting when he hasnt had work in years

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74548813
it's a free ten quid on top of the bennies they already get

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74548830
my chink boss gave us a gift card to starbucks with 5 bucks on it at my old job
>i don't drink coffee

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!


is it funny yet?????

>>74548810
why?

Matthew, Liam, Muhammad, it's time for bed

>>74548878
imagine what's gonna happen when they lower the voting age to 16

gonna be 10x worse

>>74548911
we don't as these questions

>>74548867
well I've been out of work for a month and I'm just temping so meeting new people and that, fairly excited

TAKE US BACK JUNKER WE ARE SORRY

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The Yank's nut is well and truly done in this time

>>74548319
>that face
>those lips in particular
Are you a ladyboy or something?

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>>74548925

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Mr Anon? *winks* Merry Christmas mate, you've earned it

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work today

>>74548969
hes a fat balding rapist who looks like the neanderthal progenitor of koksal baba

>>74548462
hope this was original because I enjoyed it

>>74548939
Fuck off, NOW you get my name? Where were you last night? I was up till 7am. Not even remotely ready for bed now.

Gotta do the dishes at some point anyway.

>>74548914
http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/social_welfare/irish_social_welfare_system/christmas_bonus.html

Same here but 85% of the bennies u get plus usual bennies

Bloody Tories

listening to music of some sort

>>74549014
MAM
GET THE LAMBRINI

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The Christmas no gf is a one-off tax-free feel made before Christmas, felt by people who have no gf in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

You don’t need to claim - you should get feel automatically.

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misery upon the sun's rise

business idea: name my child Anon so when he discovers 4chan he'll find everyone roleplaying as him and have a mental breakdown

>>74549087
Nice one mate

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>>74548709
>>74548709

No work til 12 tomorrow. Seeing the doctor about my performance anxiety

Alri lads need to go to bed 3:12 am here. Enjoy commenting the election of a country you know nothing about with platitudes, on a virtual vietnamese origami forum to feel like your unsignificant life somehow matters haha

>>74548936
That photo on the right is just grim

The spots in the middle of your back and the hair at the base of your neck and your chest hair is patchy

Your body itself is normal

should i just become a liberal progressive poof?

they're winning every election now

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https://youtu.be/XCbcL9XQPXY?t=1009
dirty knickers mentioned

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what is their endgame?

Jack
Joseph
James

you all have to stop browsing /brit/ right now and get some exercise

anyone here do urban exploration? going to find some places and have a look

>if i don't agree politically with my dad he calls me a nazi
ah yes, very much like having a leftist family, good stuff

>>74549014
really proud that picture of my g-mother at her wedding looks just like the queen
But she also has that annie lennox phenotype and my mom loves all that 80s dance music

>>74549098
fuck off paki

france deserves to burn

>>74549060
How do you feel about that? I mean, I don't see the point of giving them a tenner anyway, but another £165??

>>74549098
alri lad, you're still balding

>>74549125
Remove the white race from existence.

>>74549125
Compulsory immigration for all

>>74549117
>poof
I'm afraid you just disqualified yourself.

Tom, if you're in here lad, sort your life out

>>74549125
they want to push more refugees into poland but they are pushing back

they need to be taught a lesson

>>74549222
good post

>why yes hello i am an algerian nonce who looks like the lovechild of ET and the orange boohbah
>its time for me to nod off at 3am so i shall leave you with this completely baseless and unprovoked accusation to prove how cool i and my barely visible sixpack am

>>74549098
How does it make you feel knowing that you're more unwelcome on /brit/ than Aussies and leafs?

>>74549125
they're taking are jobs and beating us on manufacturing.

marcon believes in free trade, but it must be *fair* trade. he's gonna make the best deals, it's gonna be great believe me.

It's interesting how politics in the west has reached such a point where a man as far left as Macron, who says there is no French culture and describes the history of France as a crime against humanity, is viewed as a centrist candidate.

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>hard labour when the rooster crows

>He shares badly lit semi-nude photos on a Nando's complaint forum

Weird to think you would consider that a worthwhile endeavor

the left is actually more violent than the right

might scream "fuck donald drumpf" next time politics are discussed in class. I know I will be met with a thunderous applause

>>74549230
laughed somewhat audibly

>>74549288
have you already forgotten about MP Jane Cox slain by the racist far right?

George, Michael, Joseph; gonna need to put you out of business sunshine

thought le pen was like 65 but she is in fact 48

>>74549125
>it's just a trading bloc, we have no plans to interfere in member state's domestic affairs
Wait, so that was just a lie we were told going into this thing? Good job we're out then.

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Think 10 quid is more than enough FREE money to receive from the Government. Imagine that * how many people claim benefits, must rack up to quite a bit and all just to be nice to the people. Not like you're entitled to money just because it's christmas.

Also unironically think the bedroom tax is a decent idea. If you're on the old bennies you shouldn't have a bloody big house you dirty prole

>>74549280
it's all jewish puppetry

the EU is and will always be a lost cause and anyone saying we should be back in it is deluded

the EU is trying to wipe out individual cultures and characteristics of all the countries in it and turn it into one big melting pot of shit

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>So Anon, tell us about yourself. What are your interests? We never hear you talk at work!

>>74549342
Fadge

why don't pornstars show regret

Which mentally ill /brit/ character do we have the pleasure hosting this evening? Ahhh yes, it's the 5'7 balding Arab rapist with the personality disorder, how fascinating!

if your name is simon, you must cut your bellend off

>>74549342
is that actually you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/paris/comments/69sq30/france_1_stupid_0_macron_wins_fascists_lose_vive
Vive la France
Vive la Democratie
Vive la Macron

the posts in this thread are far too long to read all of them in time to keep up

VERY political day today and all i want to talk about is my personal unhappiness

>>74549342
lots of poor families need a 3rd bedroom for non child-housing purposes

>>74548744
you're not funny at all

>>74549378
I rate pictures of slags on a kyrgyzstani shoe repair forum
1>2

>>74549326
That attack was condemned by the entire right, and the attacker was brought to justice.
The numerous attacks by the left have been widely celebrated and excused by the left.

>>74549342
If you're going to be nice, then give them more than £10. That's just fucking insulting.

>>74549437
haha you called 4chan something other than 4chan

>>74549173
Not a fan but oh well

>>74549430
I actually am

>>74549383
they show it through the copious amount of drugs they consume before, during and after every shoot and every other day of their lives

going to howl with laughter if france gets another lorry of peace before the week ends

What is bio oil?

>>74549444
didn't the mail blame it on immigrants?

going to eat dinner lads

the establishment killed jo cox for literally nothing lmao, breggzit still won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3JzcCviNDk


doing a think

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>it's all Jewish puppetry

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I never thought my life could be

Anything but standard bennies

But suddenly I begin to see

A bit of good luck for me

'Cause I've got a Christmas tenner

I've got a bokkle o' Babysham in my eye

I never had a chance to shine

Never a happy song to sing

But suddenly half of poundshop is mine

What an amazing thing

'Cause I've got a Christmas tenner

It's ours, Mam!

I've got a golden Lambrini in the fridge

>>74549407

Yes

>>74549427

For what, storing scrap iron? Fuck off

>>74549385
He does a pretty good job of getting right under the skin of a fair few insecure weirdos on here tbf.

>>74548963
spacker

>>74549467
dont hate the player hate the game

remainers actually killed one of their own for sympathy and still lost AHAHAHAHAHA

>>74549378

Playing cs go and browsing /Brit/ with the lads

>>74549478
bet macron already has an army of ISIS members on private jets to paris right now

need to be up at 5am for work, still got 3 cans left

go to bed or drink?

>>74549463
russians?

>>74549511
space this post out a bit more mate, it's hard to read

What's the most chad name?

>>74549517
Absolutely adore how angry I've made you over the past few days mate haha

If your name is Marcus you need to stop harassing Tim.

>>74549514
fuck off fadge you filthy neet

>>74549529
yeah 100% david cameron had her killed and it will come out and he will go to jail

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>>74549511

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'tis an unpleasant morn
O morn o' misery, O morn o' labour
the beckoning workplace
bears its ghastly claws

>>74549511
Howling

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how did the racist politician lose with all the terrorist attacks in france over the past couple of years?

>>74549568
Dean

>tfw got bullied for using British English in college because I'm from India

>>74548505
YOU JUST KNOW

/pol/ is absolutely SEETHING right now

screeching

>>74549445

You can buy 10 scratchcards for £10, and win a lods o emone money.

A tenner isn't really insulting, unless you're expecting mummy may to buy you a tablet

>>74549511
sharting at this

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>I never thought my life could be
>Anything but standard bennies
>But suddenly I begin to see
>A bit of good luck for me
>'Cause I've got a Christmas tenner
>I've got a bokkle o' Babysham in my eye
>I never had a chance to shine
>Never a happy song to sing
>But suddenly half of poundshop is mine
>What an amazing thing
>'Cause I've got a Christmas tenner
>It's ours, Mam!
>I've got a golden Lambrini in the fridge
GASPING FOR AIR

>>74549608
they have already accepted terrorism as the new normal

not sure why everyone is milking this £10 'gimmick'

not even remotely funny

>>74549485
I'd be interested in seeing the article if you have it. But it won't change the fact that violence has generally been condemned by the right and celebrated by the left, even as publicly as in an award speech at SAG by a stage full of famous actors.

>>74549608
french people like getting blown up

it's the only obvious answer

>>74549608
the french are really, really scared of being called racist

what website is like /brit/ but with names that allow real companionship to develop

>>74549419
*beckons you forth*
sit on gay santas lap and tell us all about it pet
whats got your tabard in a twist x

>>74549514
storing possessions yes

need a film rec for tonight

>>74549645
>>74549657
>>74549665
Pol plz

If your name is Macron you must cede the leadership of France to Le Pen RIGHT NOW.

>>74549643
>not giving him a (You)

poor form

>>74549592

Who is Fadge

>>74549647
it's one bradleyposting cunt replying to himself and all the newcunts join in because "le epic bantz"

>>74549647
It's middle-class turds who still live at home with mummy and daddy laughing at the poor, disabled and bereaved

>>74549647
t. oven pizza mong

it's ok that the racist far right murdered a politician because it was condemned afterwards
antifa reacting to being violently assulted by drumpf supporters is far worse because the polityicians dont even condemn it

find the christmas tenner incredibly sad

>>74549643
i and all my australian and pakistani friends read this post and we thought it was shit

>>74549647
bradley and at most 2 other people, not everyone

>>74549708
STOP IT

THIS LAUGHTER

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74549574
not angry at all. just showing you how obvious your generic, repetetive posts are. you're here literally all the time posting the same utter tripe. state of you haha

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

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>parents have set aside £65,000 for my first house deposit

very nice feeling

>>74549643
you

>>74549718
antifa are actual fascists

isn't that ironic hehehehehhehehehe

>>74549677
no gf

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74549718
>antifa reacting to being violently assulted by drumpf supporters
fake news

the welfare state should be completely abolished

if you dont have the money, it's YOUR FAULT and YOUR FAULT ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74549703
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_npoaIazlNq9CrTd3eZFjg/videos

could knock out anyone in this thread

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

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>>74549749
>>74549760
>>74549782
THIS IS A LOCAL THREAD

FOR LOCAL POSTERS

THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU HERE

>the welfare state should be completely abolished

>if you dont have the money, it's YOUR FAULT and YOUR FAULT ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cringing

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74549768

Can i have your christmas tenner

>>74549768
*does a quick calculation*
Would take me 6500 Crimbos to do this wew lad

>>74549776
is this the dane
i thought you were betrothed

I'm a rorke and I literally supported Macron and I'm feeling very glad right now

the more dead frogs the better as far as I'm concerned

the EU will fall on it's own while we build our own empire again

Reported the autistic yank for spam

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>not understanding that any left-wing or liberal posts on /brit/ are just bait for (You)s and that it's just rorkes roleplaying

i shiggy diggy

Have NO idea what Lambrini is and have NO intention of EVER finding out

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74549647
very rarely it's funny but most of the time it's just depressing. Can't imagine being in a situation where 10 quid makes or breaks christmas and i feel bad for the people where that's the case

Don't show up to my show if you ain't got no

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Not gonna lie when I was on bennies I wouldn't have been able to afford any Christmas food without an extra tenner

>>74549718
>it's ok that the racist far right murdered a politician
Literally nobody is saying that, and that is my entire point. Are you just going to misrepresent me with these silly strawmen all night?

>antifa reacting to being violently assulted by drumpf supporters
Ah yes. Violently assaulted by "hate speech," they were forced to defend themselves by smashing people in the head with bike chains and pepper spraying people in the face. Including other antifa protestors..

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*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74549865
yeah there are only 1 or 2 who aren't LARPing

4chan is the last place lefties would come seeing as they get triggered if you call the sky blue

Why are people laughing at something that's pretty fucked up? A bonus should be enough to pay for those presents for your daughter.

>>74549865
Unironic commie poster reporting in senpai

Still think the guy who said he drinks from a pint glass at a house party is the biggest mong in /brit/

> The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

screeching

Why won't rorkes condemn the attacks of Trump supporters on Muslims for example the six people killed while at prayer in my province of Québec.

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74549912
a daring synthesis

>Why yes I do celebrate Christmas
>Religious? Me? No, don't be ridiculous!

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still waiting on my hindu gf

>>74549922
it is, so long as its from Poundland

>>74549915
>lol everyone else can't handle opinions different from mine the cucks
>that's why i go to a website that i think is populated exclusively by people who agree

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74549905
A clitoris technically counts as a lever shaped device, even if it's connected by a piece of skin.

>>74549875

The 10 quid isn't meant to make or break christmas. It's not a make or break bonus, christmas was already broken if a tenner can fix it.

Maybe focus less on fixing christmas and more on fixing your financial situation saint nick

>>74549912
great read

holy shit, its .. *stares at wristwatch* .. 2017!

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

Incredibly disappointed I never got to see Europe before it was ruined

>>74549949
cringe

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74549922
poor people shouldnt be breeding

>>74549987
absolute golden pick up line there

>>74549982
*grabs your arse*

>>74549980
I go to a website that encourages free speech yeah

If you post anything remotely opinionated against the lefts agenda on social media you get your account deleted

>>74549961
>l-l-look at me trying to fit in with le ebin brit bantz lads, gib yous.

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Lads, I know it's offtop and shite, but I need someone to take piss into someone's eyes (such a set phrase in Russian used to express an action when you need smb to listen to you).
Recently I posted here a cool story on how I made a declaration of sympathy to one qt gf who's a painter and stuff. The she told me that she asked our mutual friend whether I had a gf or not and asked me personally if I had some plans on her. So I was pretty sure she liked me.
One week passed by and yesterday when xtc let me go and I had a terrible come up (hang over or how do you say when draqs stop effecting you). I was so vulnerable and fragile, I wanted to hug someone and shit. So I wrote her that I want her in every hole. She was shocked. Now she said that I don't attract her and she doesn't need "no affairs". Please, don't say I'm a dork.

>>74549989
whats the 10 quid there for then
a loyalty reward?

>Here you are young man, a nice, crisp £10 note all for you! Try not to spend it all at once
>y-yes sir, t-thank you very much s-sir
this is life for those forced to live on british welfare
sad state of affairs

got training to tomorrow.

need to learn how to detect FGM in changing rooms of primary school girls

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

not pleased at the yankbot that is spamming our gimmicks
not sure what he wants to get out of this
shall be informing the local voluntary e-custodian

>>74550012
Bit rude that

*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Cletus rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Cletus! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*cletus rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>74550034
*writes a lengthy email to HR*

>>74550083
sorry mate x

>>74550025
lots of fairly well off people become poor after having kids

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

>>74549842
didn't work out with the proto-gf

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>>74549940
>>74549966
>>74549985
>>74550001
>>74550013
>>74550087
*sharts*

browsing infinity chan

>>74550076
WHAT YOU DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN IT'S SPAMMED EVERYDAY?!?!!

>>74549962
Rorke here. I condemn it in the strongest possible terms and always have.

>>74550037
do you really though?

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Spinning one of these off my bellend, amazing piece of kit

>>74550121
It's alri' x
>>74550147
Same x

>>74550025
Then poor people also have no need for holidays like Christmas? Poor people are a necessary burden, you should know this before typing it out.
Ten pounds for a Christmas bonus is like getting a half point on your final exam as reward for getting an A+. Drop in the bucket. It's not the literal poor fuck's fault, so why insult him with that?

>mum, me christmas bonus has come in! The Oven pizzas are on me!

>>74550168
Thanks appreciate it

adorno and horkheimer hated the mass media culture industries. how did they get accused of advancing it

@74549982
shit gimmick. fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSTDEWZF2o

>ode to joy
Have they played the French national anthem yet? Think they ever will again?

>>74550216

>>74550062

Happy Christmas from the government, here's a little something so you can buy yourself something you wouldn't usually

everyone in this thread is a racist

>>74550133
send a telegram to your jewish masters and ask for a new one on expenses

>>74550076
>not pleased at the yankbot that is spamming our gimmicks
It's not just Yanks. All the JFs desperate to fit in on here spam our gimmicks without really understanding what they are.

Fucking cringe when they get involved in North/South banter.