/cum/

canadians make the worst editions

>>74520940
Life my wife...

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*fucking kills you*

>>74520827
>>74520827
>>74520827
:^)

>>74520944
MOMMY

I feel like hitting a casino right now.
This blue mood is getting to me.

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>>74520971
>doesn't involve Americans
>they get mad right away
We are all /cum/ bros

>>74520985
I'm ignoring you

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funny image haha

>>74521011
Can't ignore OP amigo

>>74521000
I'd join you, if I could.

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So who wins in a fight between giantess >>74521041 and giantess >>74520944 ???

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*moves to DC*

>>74521074
>gets enriched
nice now come here and give me willy a good knock

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>>74521072
The gf of course

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>>74521074
>manhunt.net

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>>74521101
>Mexico
>ojos de color azul
Siempre

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Making coffee like a winner

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>>74521149
Bruh I'm colorblind, makes no difference to me

>>74521149
white women are repulsive

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>>74521173
>blue-brown colour blindness

>>74520955
Would you have sex with him? I would, I'm curious how far the hair goes up his cock.

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>>74521177
I hope the autism isn't really this severe friendo

>>74521216
>slavs
>white
she has a cara-tier waist anyway

>>74520872
person of African descent
just say ay grl u wan sum fug

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>>74521237
>he's already lost
F

reminder that it's ok to date a finnish QT because they're not really white

bullfighting aint so bad it gave us this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0i4BMrETAo

define whiteness

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>>74521298
How 'bout this

>>74521270
Disgusting. Just look at her bitch face.

i forgot about my best friend birthday and now he is bieng passive aggressive and i really dont know how to tell him that idc about birthdays even mine and that i love him like a brother from another mother so i guess ill just wait for him to stop bieng upset.

I love white girls

>>74521348
low test small dick manlet homo

https://youtu.be/1z0uFE43Kck
Hmm

>>74521353
let me guess, anime girls are better?

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>be black
>kill old women

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>be cop
>kill black children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAQI7CHJU9k
>tfw damn was kinda disappointing

>>74521023
nah it kinda hurts because it is true

>>74521404
I wish that was me

>>74521404

this cheered me up

>>74521344
>i really dont know how to tell him that idc about birthdays even mine
yeah i dont get birthdays

>>74521444
NICE trips and tbqh yeah me too but this is what hentai is for

>unironically being a homosexual

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>>74521404
Holy fucking shit

>>74521344
Tell him it was just a prank and you got him something (in case you have got him something).
Happened to me, I really don't care if people remeber my birthday. Those who do mainly react because they saw it on normie book, or it's that one girl that always writes me because she thinks I'd be suicidal as fuck or something for what reason ever.

>>74521482
unironically NOT lapping up my dribbing benis right now
just one brojob bro

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I AMMMM straight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaY0tHT6xn8
>>74521537
this is very gay

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>>74521472
true...as expected of other me ^-^
good night other tennessee

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>>74521537
gay
>>74521592
very nice, sleep well

I can't believe I got a ticket for stopping in a crosswalk when I was like an inch over. 150 bucks

>>74521628
big baby

>>74521664
it's bullshit. how about these pansies do their job and keep crime off the street instead of worry about how far in a crosswalk you are when a light is about to change

>>74521723
>WAH WAAAH
They need money, idiot cry baby poopy pants.

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>>74521723
iktf
cops need to stop chasing me when I'm doing nothing wrong and just out having a comfy skate

>>>/bant/183102

Feel free to join the discussion.

>>74521776
they do not need money
>>74521786
>skating in 2017
I would arrest you

>containment board for foot""""kraut""""
Wtf I love /bant/ now!

>>74521835
I still rollerblade and skateboard, don't really care if no one else does anymore desu

ive evaded the police to avoid paying a 42 dollar fine for going through a stop sign on a bicycle without coming to a complete stop

*inhales*
fuck wypipo

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>>74521628
>150 dollaroos
lol

I once got fined FIVE euros because I was crossing the street as a cop pulled around the corner too fast nearly killing me (obviously didn't see him).
Wasn't a cop car but some plain clothes shit and when he yelled at me I just said yeah just keep going man. Must have triggered him and he yelled STOP POLICE and wanted to see my passport and then gave me a 5 fucking euro ticket lmao
Probably had a slow day and needed some shit for his folder to make it look like he had worked that day

>>74521845
Just an extension. Need to set the right topic for that board from the start.

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Currently bullying a homosexual australian AMA

>>74521905
Drive him to the brink of suicide.
Rid this world of homosexuals one by one.

fuck drumpf

>>74521922
I'd rather if you go first tbqh

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are they still a couple?

>>74521905
Why don't you just kys?

>>74521958
I stole her

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74521960
Bullying faggots is too enjoyable

>>74521987
kys

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>gayboi mad

>>74522010
kys

All that Trump's filthy, lying mouth is good for is being Putin's COCK HOLSTER.

>>74522017
Trump is pretty stupid.

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*muffled sound of Fortunate son in the backround*

>>74520978
*Fucking resurrects and starts laughing*

>>74522091
kys

>>74522155
kys you're are self

this is boring

>>74522226
kek

noone says anything

ban guns

>>74522247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEHI0vfCBk

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>shed
Hmm...

>>74522264
*merican shartchitecture is garbage

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Me

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>American flags all become anti-America posters late at night

>>74522335
I pledge allegiance to the flag, and canada and mexico are cool too.

>>74522372
I think the shared time between late night Americans and Yuro posters has corrupted the Americans.

>>74522335
It's all me.

*mericans are too stupid to realize that we live in Br*zil with more money

Smash capitalism
Sent from my iphone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTuO0wE-TY8

>>74522493
Poor Nokia.

>>74522493
and fuck trump

>>74522493
>>74522511
and whyties

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Man I'd fuck her Trump if you know what I mean

>>74522493
still with her, by the way

>>74522545
stronger together

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>>74522563
When they go low...

slaaay bitch yaas

#imwithher

Never really had a think about it until now, but all the Catholic people I know have Irish last names (we don't have Italians here)

What is your opinion on non-nigger blacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC1LxFS5uA4

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Trump's a beach

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>>74520955
Seattle or Portland?

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>>74522704
Portland

>>74522727
Why Portland over Seattle?

Real reasons, not memes.

>>74522776
more affordable
less crime
better weather
I live there :)

>>74522886
>less crime
Really?

But both have low crime rates, right?

Is Portland comfy?

>>74522704
Seattle defo.

Portland is just fkin nutzo.

Actually all of Oregon wishes they were still Californian.

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mmm hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

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>>74522935
Both cities have low crime and they're both pretty expensive.

It isn't really that comfy desu. Every city in the US is kind of the same.

do you guys like asmr?

https://youtu.be/-6yb8IL_a4o

>>74523048
fuck off with that shit

Does that Science Nigger deGrasse Tyson actually have like any credentials or is he just famous because he is a nigger with a degree and on TV shows?
To me he appears to be a complete hack.

>>74523053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJCYwRgJEw

>>74523033
So where is a comfy place in USA, which at the same time isn't a place with only 10k people or something?

>>74523137
Montreal

>>74523137
Denver

>>74523137
Visit FRESNO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFBqDcVa1JA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM6LRgcGC8I

>>74523182
This Denver fag again.

Noone gives a shit about Denver.

>>74523208
kys

I'm not from Denver

>>74523225
Sorry, wrong person.

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Nixon > Lincoln >>>> Dump

>>74523182
>Denver
Why Denver?

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me on the bottom

>>74522335
Communist west coast takes over

cum lol

>>74523325
No aussie flag no copypasta.

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>>74522017
>Gee I wonder who's beind this post

got a fidget spinner spinning on my cockhead as i am typing this

Sickening how much democrats expanded government influence, and how many people were ok with it.

Guess that's the power of a negro president and MSM propaganda. Media elites are the true enemies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BibBMBibTq0

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check this sweet meme I just made

>>74523823
one of the worst i have come across in a while

New MeJicans explain this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRRPaqo__LQ

>>74523876
suck my cock dude

JUST

FUCK

MY

>>74523823
so soft

SHIT

America > England
/cum/ < /brit/

Why is this?

>>74524152
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74524143
oops

just jacked off lol

*Pulls out knife, cleans fingernails*

inb4 edgy.

*cheats on you*

Oops

*lights cigarette*

>>74524325
>edgy.

could literally eat home made burgers every day and not get tired of it
shit is so fast
just take a ball of beef and smash it to patty, skillet for a sec, flip, cheese, bun, done

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>>74524386
God bless

>>74524428
too bad i already put the leftover beef in the freezer yesterday
could go for anudda one rn

but today is teriyaki chicken for dinner, bought some teriyaki sauce thing at the asian supermarket
basically just tastes like glutamate desu but let's see

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Good thing: I bought her CD
Bad thing: I didn't get to see her in person (possible chance of a real life peek at her toes)

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>>74523243
THICC

delivered the hardest burn of 2017

>>74525338

>>74521212
It would go all the way.
Not unusual to have thin small hairs that go sporadically the full length of the shaft
Better question is if he has it on his glans when he pulls back his foreskin. Shouldn't be hair follicles there, but who knows.

>>74525535
I wonder if he shaves his ears though.

>>74525406
>German
>Humor

pick one.

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America the beautiful

Has anyone here fucked a girl with Asperger's before?
What am I in for?

>>74526104
She's gonna suck the soul out of you and drain your balls completely
Asperger's are the wildest fuccs you can imagine

White Americans are fed a steady diet of prozac and adderall off government appointed psychologists and doctors for anything considered "abnormal" (simply being a child) which leaves them docile and passive unlike their African American counterparts

On a further note Mossad and the CIA perpetrated 9/11 to create a never ending cycle of destabilisation in the Middle East whilst also ousting leaders that do not align with the judeo american agenda (saddam, gaddafi, assad) whilst also instilling an atmosphere of fear and decadence in their own populace

What a joke of a country, the USA is the biggest terrorist in the world next to Saudi Arabia and Israel, even trump is succumbing to them

>>74526142
naise.

naise.

>>74525610
He must

>>74526151
Good post but seriously dangerous knowledge.
Keep those thoughts to yourself if you care about your family and own life.

We Are Number One but I fuck your mother while you're asleep in the room next door

>>74526713
haha gesundheit

>>74526900
thanks bud gonna take a look

>>74526151
praise kek

>>74526982
Fuck off you underage freak, not what my posts about

http://www.bankrate.com/finance/real-estate/foreigners-buy-homes-us.aspx

Why do Americans try to fuck us hard working foreigners?
>bigger deposit
>higher interest rates
>heaps of fees

Just let us buy your real estate in peace

>>74527034
Calm down Hughie

what a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBdkRADp4pY

hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twhoDXH9xLE

Fucking love Jeb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnwjLcLZ5JA

What's wrong with Americans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS29e9QsVBU

Isn't it enough that the troops stationed in Japan keep raping and murdering Japanese women?
Now they gotta start acting up on airplanes as well.

>drinking only water is an outlandish thing to do in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBdyQ5PcQGA

>>74528732
*fights it and loses*

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>>74528432
>What General Nicholson called “the incident” is one of more than 500 crimes designated as heinous under Japanese law, including approximately 120 rapes, committed by U.S. forces in Okinawa since it reverted from U.S. military occupation to Japanese administration in 1972. As Takazato Suzuyo points out in her interview below, the 120 reported rapes are only “the tip of an iceberg” since most rapes in Okinawa and elsewhere go unreported.

Why do some people deliberately make themselves look like shit?

That chick with those godawful cat eye glasses and her BF with that stupid mustache and retarded huge glasses are just so punchable.

Fuck Buzzfeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDdoNUjPRU

>go to hospital
>get bankrupt

>>74529161
thanks trump
piece of fucking shit russian cockholster

>>74529161
>don't want to pay taxes
>insurance based healthcare
>"sorry, you have X so we're not paying a damn thing"
>t. insurance company
>lose your finances and life for good

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>>74529189
>Wahhhh. The Russians are pointing out how corrupt our politicians are.

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>>74529424
Don't respond to E*ros

>>74520955
that nude needs a trim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1VA5jqmRo

I came to kiss Americans and bully Canadians

>>74529657
I prefer the other way around

why are there so many you're a peeins in these threads?

>>74530074
keeping this thread from 404ing

i love you

pure gluttony
you will pay for your sins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJolY6RMxAg

Abysmal thread. See you later

>>74530457
see ya

stop changing your stupid ass name, man stop it

>>74530501
"no"

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i hate you!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.lasvegasrelocation.com/LasVegas/MLS/Listing/1838183

Do Americans go out of their way to make houses ugly?

>>74531011
um it looks just like an italian villa

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I've awoken.

>>74531125
the inside certainly doesn't

>>74531643
um sorry have you ever been to italy

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>>74521404
Jesus.

>tfw feeling when you make a travelogue of your video captures you took during the month traveling in taiwan and share it on your facebook for the senpai and friends to see but they're too normie to appreciate the artistic value of it and it doesn't get any likes because they can't get behind it

wow so this is what it feels like to be an artist

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well lads they forgot my FUCKING CRAISINS THOSE FUCKING FUCKS
unacceptable

>>74532118
that omelet looks really poopy

A lot of not very good posts in this thread buds

Why is cheddar so tasty?

And why is it usually so expensive here.

But luckily this one supermarket started selling 3/4lbs packs of it for like 2,50 which is really cheap compared to others so I have been eating cheddar cheese toasts for the whole day

>>74532415
yours is no exception

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*orders sweet dish of life *
"waiter, there's too much salt in this"

>>74532515
yes it is

>>74521392
Anime boys are best

You niggers wanna get in on this please

https://www. reddit.cUm/r/toronto/comments/69mclq/white_supremacists_are_protesting_at_city_hall/

>>74521404
Girl saying what the fuck is cute

>>74532601
what do you think of this? >>74529622

>fuck autocorrects to cuck
Alri

>>74532706
ah yes let me just log in to my reddit account

チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室

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the gf

>>74532883
who gives a fuck about a sex doll when SiouxsieQ is about to finish development of her life like foot casting?

https://twitter.com/SiouxsieQ5/status/850368674481324033

Depending on the price I will have one standing in my shelf once she puts it up on sale

"if you live good enough human life you'll be reincarnated as anime" - veda

>>74533019
will you rub your willy on it?

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>>74533090
probably not
i will just admire it for what it is

What the hell happened to Bill Nye? He has fallen so far...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

>>74533164
Bill Nye is a fucking hack
Muh le SCIENCE GUY xD reddddiiittttt

>>74533164
Died in that bubble accident in 2001

I sound like an inbred when i'm drunk

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Just took a really good poop.
Who else /shitting/ here? I'm literally on the toilet as I'm typing this.

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me with the knife

canada is the dog

>>74533200
He was somehow very popular during the 1990s due to his TV show and even the 2000s because many teachers played his show in school.

In retrospect, it's crazy he became popular with a science show when everything else on TV was just cartoons and other crap.

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>>74533471
Havent shit since Friday

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Me

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>>74533569
That's not healthy, anon.
Maybe you should see a doctor, that is, if you don't get bankrupt in the process.

MILO entered his Meme Mansion, packed to the rafters with anxious fans just waiting to get a glimpse of the Dangerous Faggot, with a large snake wrapped around his shoulders and accompanied by a number of large black men, “Welcome to Cinco de Milo! I’m Milo Yiannopoulos!” announced MILO, “I already have my own holiday, October 18th, is celebrated internationally as World Patriarchy Day. But that has been superseded now by Cinco De Milo.”

>>74533663
alpha as fuck

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dr*mpf lol

About to have 3rd poo of the day

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V*ld*m*rt

*compliments your mother in front of you*

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B*dy P*s*t*v*ty

>>74534112
little whore doesn't even know what fuck is on that sign

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M*d*c*n*

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H**lth

>>74534226
alri

Anime movie plot: schoolgirl has a wish to go somewhere in the future. One day she sees something flying in the sky. then there's time leap and girl forgets about it/dies/gets in coma. Then a young boy reminds her of her dream and fulfils it
I'll sell it to makoto shinkai

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N*rm*lcy

>>74534112
She isn't wrong. Voldemort was a snake and trump is backed by jews

gonna be in the hospital till friday buds
pls rescue me and take me to your castle

>canadian health """""""""care""""""""""

>>74533959
Was it a good poo, Pajeet?

>>74534512
Ah! Forgot about it

*goes into a lifetime worth of debt for stubbing a toe*
*finally pay off debt*
*realize you forgot to tip*
American """"service"""

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Hello fellow kids

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>be American
>get the flu
>in debt for life

Truly the land of the free.

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>be canadian

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>>74534581

>>74534581
whats that

How do I cure my autism?

Spent $190 on an engraved copy of National Geographics new atlas.

https://youtu.be/xptA12VjRMQ

>>74535096
could be worse

you couldve bought a dildo

>>74534581
>>74534811
cool, a new meme toy

>>74534811
the fuck are these things? what do you do with them? why do you do with them?

>>74535106
what the fuck why is this a thing

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>>74535154
>>74535196
you spin them to express your autism

Rereading Harry Potter, its remarkable how accurately Rowling captured, especially in later books, some of the real ways that a people react to things like xenophobia, racism, the corruption of public officials and of their own government. The spectrum of people, from those who rebel to those who cower and even those who become eagerly complicit, are such a perfect encapsulation of reality.

In the later books, Voldemort, a xenophobic, racist, narcissistic, power-hungry manipulator, compromises the wizard government by compromising officials in key positions. Even though they're a minority in the government, the fear and confusion they cause effectively paralyzes the entire apparatus.

Despite the fact that most of the populace is dimly aware of the corruption, they are either too frightened and ignorant, or otherwise too sympathetic to Voldemort's ethnic cleansing agenda, to speak out.

In earlier books, Harry, and even Dumbledore's frequent warnings about Voldemort's creeping influence are viewed as alarmist, fringe, irresponsible, or attention-seeking.

As a child, I used to wonder: how realistic could it possibly be that these wizards, who live lives of luxury, would so quickly follow such a hideous, baselessly nonsensical ideology of persecuting the nonmagical? Who could ever believe Voldemort's ridiculous claims that muggles were "stealing" magic, or that purebloodedness was any sort of thing to be proud of?

Lo and behold, all these years later, when I see people defending Trump, defending Putin, grasping their hands to their eyes to remain oblivious to the obvious truth, I understand that that depiction was a depressingly true characterization of the human race.

>>74535096
I ones bought a bottle of fucking water from a juice seller because i was confused what to buy. And i already had 4 litres on my lap

>>74533535
Where's that old post about that German who came to the US and was surprised when the students in his high school class watched Bill Nye

>>74535218
Voldemort was a jew. There are 2 kinds of jews, money hungry and power hungry. The long nosed bankers were money hungry jews
Grindelwald did nohthing wrong

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>he doesn't have a $10,000 diamond encrusted fidget spinner

@74535218
>He uses a children's book as a measure of what is real or not
>He unironically shills for the neocons/neolibs who are basically destroying every nation around the world
(You) tried

THERE'S A DEAD FUCKING BUG IN MY WATER BOTTLE

>>74535602
is it okay??

>>74535218
>Rereading Harry Potter
Faggot. Harry potter sucks buffalo cock.

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Last night I asked out the girl I have been crushing on for a while and she said yes and we were both so happy and relieved....

Then I woke up.

Fuck Drumpf

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*fidget spins in front of your gf*

It's gonna be a good day

>>74536214
not even gonna hafta use yo ak?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHD1-x4_nc

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should i sell or hold onto my ethereum coins lads?

>>74536349
Adam Sandler's sister is my dentist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqwwkETs4TU

aam so high already bros

india i didnt say u could steal my meme

what's the difference between fish and meat?
if you beat your fish it'll die

lmaoooo

macron is going to win

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http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/census+2016+alberta+canada+only+majority+male+province/13352017/story.html
>Census 2016's odd man out: Alberta Canada's only majority male province
>everyone else has more females than males

>>74536403
How many do you have, big bro?

>>74537093
savage

>>74537304
$80 rn
I put in like $35 last week

should i start drinking now or should i avoid it to not risk a hang over tomorrow

>>74520955
does he put hair gel on his face?

>>74536403
Hold for 10 years. Gift your daughter

>when you post something on reddit but it gets deleted because you didn't stick to the 10:1 rule
shan't be using this site again

>>74537340
sell sell sell

>>74537394
what the fuck is the 10:1 rule and why are you using reddit

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>>74537499
>>74537499