/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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>>74516603

business idea: kill leafs to keep making threads early

>>74516693
PLYMOUTH
COUNTY
IS
BETTEEERRRRRRR

kshitters btfo

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comfy edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJAQ1Ogng_s

>>74518793
I will invest in this idea

tfw you notice a cute girl looking at you

i wonder if anyone will post webms of females urinating

>>74518794
I don't find this woman attractive.
Please stop posting her face.

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>>74516603

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>>74518834

>>74518829
when women look at us, that's not enough of a sign for us to approach right?

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>>74518834

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Why the fuck is /bant/ a thing? It's just another /b/.

>>74518832
once did an erp with a futa nelf that had to feed my human femrogue with urine after suffering through capture by BRD orcs and dwarves
miss those TBC days

>>74518829
*rubs two (2) hundred dollar bills together while simulating fellatio*

>>74518854
i dont know
im a bit of an autist

>>74518862
What are you talking about?? It's just another /pol/

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Hate captcha tonight

should I
>watch moana again
>watch a different movie
>watch a crappy tv show
>watch initial d(only anime I like)

>eat ice cream
>drink some pepsi
>eat candy
ok guys what's it going to be? only choose one option from each section

>>74518903
How about kill yourself

>>74518874
that's alright, me too. I've made a good portion of approaches with little to no basis and it has frequently ended in disappointment. worst one was when a girl said hi to me and said we had a class together and then I immediately asked for her number. she just stared at me. that was awkward. all the other times I approached women with boyfriends. fucking 25-30 y/o guys dating all these women like the fuck. one girl in college I knew is dating a guy in his early 30s, she's super successful and has big dreams and he works as a cashier or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSA_RLCriHs

i hate you, yet i realize i am you

>>74518889
DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
>>74518903
not sure what I'm looking at here

>>74518903
watch a different movie
eat some ice cream

>>74518903
watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rz3n58Re4
drink water

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going out tonight
later nerds

>>74518918
the difference with me is that i dont approach women
i had one girlfriend throughout all of high school (same girl from freshman year until we graduated and went to different colleges)

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>going out tonight
>later nerds
>*turns of flags*

>>74518934
>green room
too serious, need something light so that I remember life is alright
>water
ok nerd
>>74518932
>different movie
this option requires you to make a movie suggestion
>>74518917
that wasn't an option

>>74518979
ohhhhh watch amelie. I always wanted to but never got around to it.
still drink water stop drinking soda you'll get man boobs

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Memes

>>74518979
watch the new wolverine movie

>>74518877
Whatever it is, it's shit.

the upside of having no social life or real interests is that you can retire early since you're saving a large portion of your money

>>74519013
naw that's all about learning how to handle money and balancing your budgets
i don't think neets are good about these things

i dont deserve a gf

>>74519051
neets are worthless scum without jobs which means they have no money to save in the first place

>>74519013
what will you do after you retire if you have absolutely no interests?

I sort of hold the opposite view even though I'm not living it- holding interests that eat up some cash makes your life fulfilling. some of the people I genuinely envy in life are those doing what they enjoy and living life while being low on cash. It makes me sad sometimes that I'm not them, so I just seek to make enough money to be able to live around them which is kinda pathetic but w/e

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>>74519060
drink
lay on my couch and stare at the ceiling
so the same thing i do right now

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If Justin Bieber whispered "Despacito" in my ear there is a non-zero chance I would become homosexual.
Thank you Canada.

>nebraska replies to montana
thought it was penisylvania fighting itself again, oh well. Now the whole union is split. It's time for the South to rise again.

business idea: force the "palestinians" (jordanians) to fuck off out of lebanon and back to jordan

>>74519053
*pats you on shoulder*
*gives you a warm hug*
*whispers*
STOP BEING BEYATAH

>>74519076
jesus man that sounds fucking hollow. no offense but that sounds like the stereotypical nightmare midwest life a lot of people fear that subsequently drives them away from ever moving there. maybe you just need to take a gander around and see if something interests you out there. took a while to find my purpose but now I'm autistically driven to work hard to be able to move to a place I want to move to

>>74519099
>jesus man that sounds fucking hollow
it is
>stereotypical nightmare midwest life a lot of people fear that subsequently drives them away from ever moving there
joke's on you because all of my friends did this
that's why im alone

>>74519080
the only 'rising' that'll be going on are the waters around sea-level florida

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>>74519094
jordan does not want those scumbags
the king is a based star trek fan and was in an episode in the 90s

>>74519115
that's rough. why not head out to omaha and try to get some city life there. there has to be something out there you enjoy. are you not upset with living so mundanely?

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>>74519116
we'll build dykes or the manlets will drown
win-win

>Spend a long time writing out a lengthy thoughtful post
>get 0 (zero) replies
Haha the absolute state of life

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*don't go breakin my heart*

>>74518993
>stop drinking soda you'll get man boobs
yeah you're right I'll stop

>>74519003
/tv/ said that was bad.

why don't you guys like moana?

>>74519131
>jordan does not want those scumbags
doesn't matter what jordan wants
palestinians are a false nation
they're just larp'ing jordanians
>>74519135
i live in omaha

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There is a lack of Canadian posts itt

>>74519149
>why don't you guys like moana?
she's not thicc enough

>>74519140
>floridian manlets drown
>florida population halved
>florida 'rises' again
>vermont 1v1s the remaining floridian lanklets and wins

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>spend a short time writing this post
>get three (3) (You)'s within the hour

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>>74519145
>answering anyone seriously in this shithole

>>74519135
>are you not upset with living so mundanely?
i dont enjoy it if that's what you're thinking

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>>74519145
it happens to the best of us

>>74519145
reply to it the next day and new people will see it

>>74519152
>>74519195
is there anything you think you might be interest in? omaha has a decent music scene from what I've heard, and I'm sure there's some autistic shit like hobby stores that you can drop by on. maybe some video games?

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>>74519164
>not thicc enough

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>>74519174
umm... no sweetie x

>>74519216
i dont have any hobbies and havent enjoyed video games for years now

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>>74519147

DE-SPA-CITO

sometimes I get so sad when I'm away from my wife. It hurts knowing she has to be away, without a shoulder to lean on in case she has to cry.

two birds on a wire

>>74519266
three kurds in dire

>>74519228
oh shit you're right I forgot
>vermont tries to 1v1 florida lanklets
>Pitbull rises from the swamps and drops his latest #1 hit
>sings only in meaningless cuban babble
>sick(ening) ethnic beats wipe out whitey vermonters who only listened to polka up to this point

>>74519239
go outside and see what you like
move somewhere else
anything but what you're doing now. you have to put in some energy if you want to respark your excitement

>>74519255
wow what a nice fellow

Life's exhausting

>>74519290
tricked ya

i dont have a wife

>>74519287
Four turds in a fryer

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oh shit the botnet is real
>>74519289
the thing is that i dont really want to
im fine with my life how it is right now even if i get lonely sometimes

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anyone else seen TNG and DS9 a couple times through since they came onto Netflix?

>>74519299
five curds eaten like a sniper

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>oh shit you're right I forgot
>>vermont tries to 1v1 florida lanklets
>>Pitbull rises from the swamps and drops his latest #1 hit
>>sings only in meaningless cuban babble
>>sick(ening) ethnic beats wipe out whitey vermonters who only listened to polka up to this point

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>>74519297

>>74519313
if you're content, then maybe I'm wrong. if you are fine with that, then that's leagues above what many men have. drink water tho or you'll get man boobs

>>74519239
So get hobbies. Learn a language or an instrument or cook food or some craft or.. whatever.

*tfw you make a legitimately retarded post*

>tfw fell for the women meme

hmm

>>74519354
Meta
e
t
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>>74519239
drawabox.com

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>>74519362
You're still attracted to real women?
For shame.

screw you guys, I'm watching moana

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:3

>>74519354
>>74519336
when you are so not perturbed by penisylvania thrusting his posts into your eye sockets that you make two posts about it

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what was your highlight of today, /cum/?

>>74519385
shelly duvall is foul , but i did have a folder of her once

>>74519400
Finally got around to listening to Deltron 3030, supassed expectations.

>>74519400
my neighbor's daughter said hello to me when i was getting my mail

The only good Dreamworks movies are the original Madagascar and Over The Hedge.
Anything else is a meme.

>>74519373
>anon is not attracted to Stockholm.
>I know, let's try and get him to Södertälje.

Couldn't find a better comparison but you get the point.

>>74519430
but shrek 1 and 2 are better than both of those movies

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>>74519400
Some middle school kids with skateboards surrounded me and started asking for money
I told them no and they just fucked off

rly tired good night everyone

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>>74519444
Good night trips

>>74519400
Gave my shy qt coworker my number, she never texted me though think she might have the 'tism. I'll have to ask her about it tomorrow
Flirted a bit with another coworker before I left but she's a single mom roastie so I'm not so sure i want anything to do with her outside work

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>>74519404
>shelly duvall is foul
She is now. But back in the day she was a grade A qtp2t

once asked /cum/ what their opinion of the name cassie is and they showed me that they're plebs

>>74519444
nite nite bucks

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>>74519455
Don't forget you little pupper that the snoopy cat bro watches you when you sleep.

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>>74519491
When reality gets sicker than the cartoons.

only 2 mexican posts in this thread
when did they all go

>>74519513
trump's firewall stopped them

>>74519442
did you have your gun ready just in case?

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>>74519513
this data confirms that sweden ate them all

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>>74519513
Nov 8th

I ince dated a girl who was later fiagnised with slight autism ama

>>74519565
your wight/height

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>This thread needs more Mexicans

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>>74519511
Yes sicker but yet strangely cuter. Like this beer badger on a snooker table.

gonna play one game over overblatch

>>74519565
you're gonna get fiagnised with anthropomorphic theme-park dicks

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When will the next sacrifice be?

once dated a girl who was cute and had a nice personality ama

The only people who listen to Weezer are wannabe Chads and people from Oregon.

>>74519613
what was her ethnicity and religion

>>74519613
>cute
>and nice personality
Lies

>>74519611
the thought of so many destroyed guns unironically makes me angry
>>74519622
white
protestant

>>74519611
>when is the kaaba most active
>I'm handing out flyers
I'm not telling you anything m8

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>>74519629
>>74519637
Good... good...

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>>74519611
>SOON

going golfing with my grandparents tomorrow. they are teaching me to play and are going to give me my grandpas old clubs
ama

>>74519653
delete this you communist faggot
guns dont deserve that

I have talked to some girls with probably slight autism. Much more uncomplicated to get along with than other girls desu. Probably because I myself have some slight autism or something.

>>74519665
>I have talked to some girls with probably slight autism.
what do you mean?

>>74519658
all my grandparents are dead

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>>74519657
>ded website
>>74519660
>he doesn't clean his firearms while facing the holy Cube

when i was in college several girls asked for my number but i never did anything with them
dont like thinking about this

>>74519695
oh. one on each side for me is dead, but they both got remarried

>>74519710
thanks for the story chad

>>74519710
word, i hate that i was so inactive
in high school i had 3 gfs that asked me out and i ignored them for a weeks until they broke up with me via a note or text

>getting remarried after your partner dies
>get to heaven and realize you're partner til you died cucked you

>>74519737
word, we need to make laws that account for the afterlife

>>74519722
dont much like this /r9k/ meme

>>74519665
To me they're a bit weird, but they do seem nice

>>74519694
Behaviour slightly different than what I usually encounter when talking with people.

>>74519710
I too probably had some chances back then but I was too socially retarded to realize it at the time.

Breaking up by text isn't that bad

>Tfw can't tell if girls hit on me and I was too socially retarded to notice or if I'm just remembering it wrong because it's been so long

>tfw no big old fuckin monkey gf

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is this true?

>>74519737
All of christianity is basically built on cucking. Or what do you think produced Jesus in the first place?

A magical fucking cloud?

>>74519771
yes it is

nyaatorrents is ded wat do

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>>74519793
/cum/ is a christian general
fuck off sven

>>74519737
marriage ends after death

there is no marriage in heaven

> “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” - Matthew 22:30

mormons ETERNALLY btfo

my extra flags is kill

>>74519793
Someone jerked off in the Virgin Mary's panties imo

>>74519786
I never could tell. Maybe you guys could help me - here's a few instances.

>cute twin girl
>have french class with her
>tried to sit next to me all the time
>would steal or rearrange my stuff when i wasnt looking or in the bathroom to piss me off
>me being an autist took offense to this, told her to stop sitting next to me
>one day in lunch line, tries to talk to me
>says something i cant recall
>she's 5'3" or something, i'm 5'11", am intimidated by her beauty
>look into her green eyes, freak out
>spontaneously say "my autism levels are too high today"
>"your awesome levels anon?!"
>"AUTISM" - walk away
>later told her to never talk to me again.

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>>74519829
Please delet this hateful post

>>74519865
that's a bit fucked there
not even I've done it up that bad

>blonde
>in elementary school, would be mean to me
>being ignorant of sexuality in the slightest, i thought she was legit bullying me
>said to my face that she didnt like me because i was "too technical"
>she eventually becomes an intellectual of sorts.
>anyway now in high school she tries to talk to me
>ignore her, i cant talk to women
>a few months of this go by
>she confronts me
>"why wont you talk to me anon?"
>basically say i dont want to talk to her anymore
>she responds by throwing hands up in the air, angry, exclaims "FINE."

>>74519865
>new girl got hired a couple months ago
>was talking to her a little while back
>told me she graduated college a little while ago
>tfw have noticed her looking at me when i'm working
i want to end my streak of having no friends buds
even if nothing romantic comes from it it'd be nice to have a friend

you guys are literally my best friends

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There was a black girl from japan who would sit on my lap and do shit to annoy me. I knew she was flirting the whole time. She ended up dating some other gaijin.

>>74519880
My friend, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Have had similar experiences with at least ten. I'll post a few here that i can recall for entertainment value.

>>74519865
>>74519900
i think you might literally be autistic in the non meme way

>>74519912
*farts near you*

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>>74519917
WE

>>74519903
>documents my professional life

Don't do it mate, she is definitely a Bondina super secret fembot spy agent. Probably under direct orders from the queen.

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>>74519917
>Black girl
>japan

Last week a girl in my major was chatting me up but I wasn't having it. She's in a sorority so I peg her a bit of a whore.

>>74519960
what

>>74519931
I know, i was "diagnosed" with high-functioning at seven. Personally, i am happy with it - i feel content with my independence.

In elementary some girl did eeniemeenieminiemo between me and the other kid who she'd date, and lets just say that was the worst day of my life

>>74519960
I think Sweden has finally lost it lololol

>>74519940
>>74519964
her dad or mom was in the military or something

>>74519976
Just joking. I sometimes get these urges to do bad spy movie mockups of people around me. Don't know why.

>>74519985
one time i had to film a movie project or some shit, and the groups were arranged, and i was a police officer that had to arrest this girl, so we had to hold hands, but she pulled her sleeve over her hand so my hand wouldnt touch hers, and this was all on film and shown to everyone in the auditorium while i hid in the bathrooms and heard everything

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>>74520007
>she pulled her sleeve over her hand so my hand wouldnt touch hers

>>74520005
I get those urges everytime I watch a spy movie. Had to stop watching them
Sometimes I sneak a little waterboarding on the gf though

one time when i was a teenager a girl dared her friend to kiss me and she went through with it
ama

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>>74519996
>laughing elven love agent infiltrators.

No seriously I just like fooling around and making people laugh once in a while.

Here's another one.

>my reputation is catching up to me
>begin getting called a misogynist
>i see this as good, means less women want to talk to me
>however some are still persistent in the sense they want to start conversation
>therefore i intensify my image; begin publicly disapproving of feminism, progressivism, and other normie causes.
>girl tries to become my friend (doubt it was anything romantic)
>says she's not a feminist
>enraged that she was trying to loophole through the defense mechanism, i rant on how every woman should be a feminist, although it is completely antithetical to my sociopolitical views
>had to tell that one to stop talking to me 4 times at least, never really stopped.

Should I keep going lads? The more stories i recite, the more that i remember. This happened to me a lot in high school.

>>74520007
What do you have to be to get women to treat you this poorly?
Ugly? Or just autistic? The perfect combination of both? I don't think I'm especially good looking and I was pretty autistic back in middle school and most of high school (and even now a decent bit) but even I never had girls treat me that poorly.
Which makes me wonder why I'm still a loser
Hm...

>>74520007
Why did she do that?

>>74520051
honestly hope you're making this up

>>74520051
no
this one doesn't even make sense

>>74520051
Yeah it's difficult. You try to find a way to stay away and be left alone but some of them just get even more curious about you if you try that.

>>74520051
Are you just stealing stuff from /r9k/
I'm also just assuming these are artistic works of fiction and won't take them seriously (even though I want to)

>>74520056
well, this was in elementary school, but i was fat ugly and nofriends as well

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>>74520077

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>>74520051
the only reason i wasn't interested in girls in high school was because i had 10 fucking hours of school every single fucking day and i just wanted to go home and play video games but i fucking couldn't because i had to practice 90 minutes of piano and do 30-60 minutes of homework so i only had 3-4 hours of free fucking time
not some retard anti-social behavior

should probably go to bed now to not fuck up my sleep schedule too bad
good night buds

>>74520056
oh my god this reminds me of another one

>went to catholic school for high school
>every once in a while we had to attend formal mass
>at the end of the mass, supposed to hold hands and give each other "peace" or whatever they call it
>seldom sat next to women
>one day girl from >>74520051 is magically in front of me
>she goes to shake my hand, hold it, etc.
>refuse to shake it, seeing this as an opportunity to finally get the fact i didnt want anything to do with her in her head.
>she gets pissed
>friends next to me watch on in awe
>keep refusing
>eventually pull up my sleeve to my hand and put it over for the handshake, effectively removing skin to skin contact

Hahahaha remembering all these stories makes me kek. It really wasnt down to being scared of the girl b/c of attractiveness such as in >>74519865 but rather to preserve my image as a misogynist, and treat all women equally so it didnt look like i was being mean to specific women because i liked them.

>>74520061
no im not.
>>74520064
I know it didnt make sense, i was literally doing anything to antagonize myself. You would have had to be there to understand it.

>>74520077
Odds are you may have seen the stories on /r9k/, because i post there frequently. The only things i may be exaggerating are the reactions, because a.) it was such a long time ago, and b.) i cant truly judge the reactions of people as a high-functioning autist.

>>74520107
goof night

>>74520132
>treat all women equally so it didnt look like i was being mean to specific women because i liked them
I hated it when i told this one girl she was pretty just to be nice and then she thought I had a crush on her and had to deal with my parents and shit saying we were going to get married. I don't even talk to girls a lot around my parents because of that

just had a shart buds

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>>74520272
>Mexicans love incest porn
>post this comic

>>74520214
Complementing girls is one of the things I still can't do
Last time I remember complementing one was in high school, and I only said it because I knew she had a boyfriend so there would be no miscommunication there
On the flip side though girls complement me every now and then, last time was after I got a haircut like a month or two ago

>>74520272
hot

>>74520272
reminds me of the comic where the kid fucks his mom after seeing her vacuum

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>>74520291
A fecal fart?

>>74520300
I thought it was Bill Cosby

i stopped trusting people when this asian kid next to me with horrible english got a 100% on his terrible paper

>Trusting people at any point in your life

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>>74520312
>tfw the smart asian thing is all a lie

speaking of canals

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4480794/American-woman-living-Denmark-dies-boat-crash.html

>Americans BTFO

Just took 300 migs of benadryl will that put me to sleep or should I go for 400

>>74520312
It get's even better. The muslim girl in my german honors course wasn't even unable to speak proper german, she constantly fucked up articles, couldn't pronounce words etc. yet she magically managed to never fail a test etc.
Shit is retarded, everyone get's an Abitur nowdays.

Why are you still here?

Don't you have better things to do?

Leave.

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>>74520403

>>74520312
Have you considered that reaction in you could be the objective of their behaviour?

>>74520419
Are you implying it would be a notch filter? ;)

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>none of the celebrities and pornstars I drunkenly shitposted at on instagram responded
Wow, rude

>>74520429
notch is an ok dude though

I still have 80 GB of gachi source

look at all the posts that have a candian flag recently and tell me that any of them are of any value

>>74520462
They make better posts than you newbud

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>American education
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4470824/Teacher-pleaded-guilty-sex-14-year-old-student.html#article-4470824

>>74520098
you sound like youre either a chink or a street-shitter

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my last post

>>74520479
img highly related

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>>74520476
>Abdulua f'n Yolo
>Special Ed teacher
>all nogs
>Americucks
Memetic overload

>>74520476
I can't think anything like this happens here a lot.
We had some perverted sports teacher who would always enter the locker rooms, but that was basically it.

Pretty sure one of my female teachers wants to sex me

I'd go along if she wasn't 42 years old and didn't have 4 kids

Her body is pretty slim and well kept

>>74520560
Si, mucho sexo profesora

Who wants to be friends?

>>74520581
As long as you are not a faggot

>>74520560
I don't know, these situations are always strange, and I wouldn't want to risk trouble with her if you are wrong. One of my teachers was making me sit in front of the chalkboard and stick her ass out. I knew she was single but at that time I think she was more into university students or something. Her facebook was full of them.

>>74520560
I have wanted to bang older profs

>>74520593
No, no faggot. Cool, a Mexican friend, reminds me of high school.

>>74520596
I wanted to bang my psychologist

>>74520581
what's your favorite anime?

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What do you call these people

>>74520616
Injuns

>>74520616
indios

>>74520616
Indianer
Rothäute
Amerikanische Ureinwohner

>>74520603
What's your state?
>>74520594
Sounds hot

>>74520616
american-indians

>>74520616
>liberals say you're supposed to call them "native americans"
>Talk to a native american coworker (full-blooded, not that 1/16th shit or whatever)
>She just says indian all the time
Wew lad

>>74520639
California. Donde you from bro?

>>74520616
degenerates

chavez is a disgrace

>>74520649
Same here, all the old ones call themselves Indian and are pissed about being called the dozen other names.

>>74520560
I had sex with my TA but that basically is nothing anyway

>>74520646
Wish I had this many friends

At the moment there's only one person I could consider calling my friend and we don't even talk that much other than at school

Do you have friends?

chavez seems pretty cool

>>74520649
>liberals say you're supposed to call alternative news fakenews
>they get called fake news instead

>>74520669
they just want to be called Cherokee, or Seminole, or Apache, or Comanche, or Penobscot, or Powhatan, or Okeechobee, or Creek. I really wish they'd make up their fucking minds!

>>74520670
What's a TA?
>>74520650
If there's a Mexican flag posting on /cum/, chances are is from Sinaloa

My ex wife moved to California, the poor thing

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>>74520666
>mestizo mexican boxer loses to pic related mexican
Indios on life support

>>74520678
>they get called fake news instead
Only idiot like Trump do that.

>>74520703
I thought you said florida

>>74520705
He's a mestizo too you dipshit. Looks don't mean anything.

>>74520705
>>74520705

canelo is a disgrace too.

>>74520703
Teaching assistant, basically just graduate students getting paid less than minimum wage to do a professors work for them

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is roger stone /our guy/

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>>74520722
European DNA > Indio DNA
All about proportions CHI

>>74520717
She lied to me, I don't know why

One day she just said to me, over Messenger: ''actually, I've been living in California this whole time, I only stayed in Florida for like a week''

>>74520740
He has recessive genes you dumbass.

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>>74520731
nope

>>74520731
me on left

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>Mexican starting up this wife bs again
Make up a new story please, this one isn't compelling anymore.

>>74520729
Technically a teacher, good job

The current state of things is making me feel like abandoning all political causes I care about and becoming a hedonist.

Everyday I feel myself become a little more hedonistic. I don't know what to do.

>>74520749
>reposting someone else's shitty meme

>>74520759
I'm not lying, pendejo

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Only carrying the torch

>>74520729
professors are a meme

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>>74520768

ohhhhhh~
sinaloa chan

>>74520768
Go wild

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>>74520778
If you want more (you)'s gordo you gotta keep it fresh. Comprende?

>>74520786
drugs are the only escape though

>>74520740
His mom and dad look like typical mestizos. Literally no more European that your normal mexishit.

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*blocks your path*

>>74520796
Could you be any more annoying?

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>>74520804
What about parasite/disease filled jungle cunts? Popular choice for self-proclaimed hedonists/""people finding myself"".

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*steps to the side*

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If I ever planned to run for public office, would they know I posted on 4chan or have access to posts I made?

>>74520838
Shut up, loser.

No one would ever vote for you.

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>>74520827
I could post some more Mexican banter related images tbqh

>>74520845
I would

I am going to become Governor of Oregon under the Cascadian Party

>>74520845
Untrue, I'm a hometown guy from a republican area currently with a democrat elected who is very vulnerable

>>74520848
kys

>>74520838
Have you ever bought a cuckpass?
Do you always browse from the same IP?
Is that IP registered to you or any of your family members?
All of this is highly unlikely to be found out anyways.

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i actually talked to this girl but i didnt know how to follow up

just kill me

>>74520786
I don't do drugs.
The other day I was walking through a shopping plaza, saw a like who looked like she was in her 40s window shopping, and asked her out on a date. She said yes, but believe or not, I feel like shit about it.

To explain: In high school, me and a bunch of my loser friends started learning "game" so we could get laid, we would basically spend our time going out to parks and talking to women until we actually got good at it. The thing is I've NEVER met a girl who was gf material through this. So I stopped when I realized I became a degenerate.

I'm worried I'll start doing the same thing again.

>>74520874
lady* not like

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>>74520874
how old are you

>>74520872
Thought you already had a gf

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Kate's just keeping my seat warm desu

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>>74520900
yeah, something dont seem right

goodbye forever 4chan. This time for real

>>74520893
21

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>>74520874
>a lady who looked like she was in her 40s window shopping, and asked her out on a date
Bud...

>>74520874
Is this pasta

Kate Brown? Get outta town!

>>74520907
see ya bud

>>74520907
I'll miss you ;__;

>>74520915
Make it one if you want.

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>>74520907
See you tomorrow anon

>>74520900

i had one but she left me

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*steps on you*

>>74520955
>>74520955
>>74520955
>>74520955
NEW

>>74520909
pathetic

Why do so many women fall in love with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVW8AQQOFYE