cum
Stop assuming genders
EAT
No canadians allowed
>>74516651
stop having white children
>>74516633
*enters the thread*
Moshi moshi?
LOOK AT DIS SINCERELY
we do not want this sickness in /int/
>>74516654
tosser
>>74516688
yes? hello this is marco repairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me3rszEE-Vg
>>74516633
like ice cream
like ice cream
got quads
Utah must be blacked
to much white people
>>74516654
lol ur flags are gay
>>74516712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg
>>74516714
Why are you crying, cat?
How does /cum/ deal with the fact that taytay will never use your face as a bike seat?
>>74516741
this
http://www.strawpoll.me/12911730
>>74516739
Yes, why would you ask?
>>74516775
I have no idea what this is about.
>>74516755
>fisting is painful
>>74516765
wow cute
>>74516741
mormons don't like black people
t. knower
I'm marrying my bosnian boyfriend to take him away from that shithole
>>74516775
bowl bong and vape are all the same. a "bowl" isn't an apparatus to smoke from, its just the small dip that you put the weed into. you're probably thinking of a "pipe"
>>74516770
>not including stats for black on black and white on white
Pretty sure black on black would dwarf the rest of the numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo
>>74516823
you forgot
leedleleedleleedleleedleleedlelee
>>74516819
I never hear it refered to as a pipe. I've always heard it be called a bowl
>>74516633
A N A L L E A K I N G
>>74516823
fuck rishpipo
have to slap myself when i think of onetis
>>74516845
the bowl is just the part you put the weed in
>>74516807
outlaw that sectarian bullshit
>>74516878
mormonism is the final redpill
>>74516881
>death by diarrhea
>having oneitis
child
>>74516877
bowl refers to a pipe
the part you put the weed in on bongs is called a bowl because it's like and can be used as a one hitter bowl.
>>74516881
why are the chinamen having strokes
>>74516914
i have no idea where did it pop from again, its been 3-4 years last time i saw her
>>74516931
Stress
My friend threw up all over my new car on the way home from the beach today. I'm talking like stained carpet, ruined leather, all up the door panels, permanent rancid smells, etc. Now he's passed out in my bed.
Any suggestions?
Stop ignoring chromosomes
>>74516971
Smother him
>>74516971
tape him to the ceiling
>>74516971
cockslap
r8 my favorite video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdbO0uldDRs&t=2s
>>74516881
african deaths are pretty diverse desu
>>74516971
Cum inside him
>>74517008
5/10
>>74517008
not bad
>>74517008
spooky
Say something nice about my gf
>>74516971
Make him pay for cleaning and tell him to get gud at getting drunk the fucking pleb. I can down a 1/3 of a handle some cheap Vodka in a day no fucking problem.
>>74517060
good looking for a preggo
>>74517008
very nice
>>74516971
do a prank like cumming on his face
hahaha that'll really show him
>>74517060
shes a great magician
>>74517060
she is almost as cute as sissy spacek 1976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
vid of me
hmmmmmmmm....
I always have a nice solid turd and then a stream of watery shit right behind it.
It's like when the treants released the river into isengard
>>74516971
fwd or rwd
>>74517154
he wants some sopa, let me give him some
>“These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Venezuela."
Who said it.
>>74517154
this is a jrpg enemy
>>74517154
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>74517191
bernie
>>74517179
rwd
Is it ok to invite myself to hang out with people... I don't want to intrude
>>74517216
Sad!
Hello
안녕 친구
>>74517230
only if you shout down the biggest person in the room when you get there
then you will be the alpha male
>>74516820
is that really a counterpoint?
>>74517230
i'm in a group chat with my friends and when something is organized i'm too autistic to go unless i'm specifically invited
r8 h9 suggestin8
https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/J6W9J
>>74517225
ebin
>>74517230
better than nothing
>>74517258
Pictures of hospital food. white card
>>74517244
Hi John
>>74517230
I don't. I didn't hang out with my friends this friday bc I didn't want to intrude
i want to hit carrie with my red cap so she knows that i exist
zzzzzz
>>74517258
White card
Dumdum Californians
Black card
>Be ___
>Get ___
>>74517314
WELL I'M A WINNER
YEAH I'VE BEEN KICKED AROUND
>>74517325
>>74517318
>>74517314
anime needs to leave
>anime needs to leave
>>74517251
>counterpoint
No, a counterpoint would be something like
>Poor people commit crime
>black people are poor because racism and poor social mobility
>therefore of course black people commit more violent crime
>I NEED SOME GOOD NEWS BABY I THINK THE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY I NEED SOME GOOD NEWS BABY GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME
>74517361
foreseeable future:
>no job
>no gf
>little human interaction
>no accomplishment
>>74517414
does 4chan count as human interaction?
>>74517372
and a counterpoint to that would be
>poor white people, hispanic people, and asian american people commit less crime than poor blacks
>asians experienced just as much racism as blacks
>>74517372
>>74517438
This is a counterpoint
>t. shill
>go back to plebbit
>>74517428
not at all
>>74517452
a counterpoint to yours might sound like
>t. /pol/tard
>why don't you just post about this on the donald?
>>74517452
keep your low effort memes for other posters.
don't EVER reply to me or my posts ever again
you are all machines that are programmed to talk to me and make me seem like im just a regular person, but im actually a superhuman with suppressed powers, i am the only real person and i will get out of this, i must
I FIGURED IT OUT
IM POWERING UP
>>74516646
Who knew the man we all grew up watching and enjoying would turn into such an insufferable SJW cunt?
>I need 20 cc's of cummies, stat!
>I'm going into cummiac arrest!
>>74517414
Eh i'm in the same boat as you; dont worry - hardly anyone accomplishes anything of substance in life, and even less of those people accomplish anything positive.
How would you like to be the guy who created the AK-47? The atomic bomb? Just be happy you arent responsible for millions of deaths.
the goyim are catching on...hm. time to reset the simulation. there will be no trace of this thread tomorrow morning. feel free to divulge our many jewish secrets in the mean-time
>>74517496
i already passed all of my exams, magic cat.
i GRADUATED
emily
>>74517506
I know. At first i was on /pol/ and they started nyeposting and i was baffled. I mean, he had been pushing the climate change shit for a while now, but at least he was tolerable back in the day.
Then i saw clips of the gender episode and i was pissed. I mean, none of that was scientifically accurate - it was all super-progressive propaganda.
>>74517516
all i really want is a good wife and kids and cats but feels like no one would have a reason to date me unless i become a wageslave
>>74517551
Cant relate with you on the wife part as a MGTOW, but i understand completely with the cats.
I used to have a Persian/himalayan flat face cat; grew up with her and spent my childhood with her. Completely unique personality - killed the mosquito eaters that i was so scared of when i was young. Lost her at 14 due to cancer.
Just hang in there m8.
>Cant relate with you on the wife part as a MGTOW
>mgtow
>>74517580
why dont you get another cat
my mother molested me as a child and I'm still afraid of having close relationships with women
might need to pop some more benadryl tonight buds. literally cannot stand being sober atm
>>74517651
get over it
actually hate women and what they stand for but would hang myself before using the label MGTOW
>>74517654
how much do you take/whats it like? OwO
>>74517604
Because I already have a dog, and i move all the time so having a cat wouldnt work as well as it used to.
>>74517668
women don't stand for anything
>>74517651
you got molested? what, you got your dick sucked or something?
>>74517668
Why? I mean it's not like we go around and lynch women or anything. It's a lifestyle of self-preservation and sufficiency.
I thought the whole MGTOW hate meme was just a /pol/ thing.
>>74517677
i only take like 100-200mg but i'm not trying to trip balls, just get that sleepy feeling
>>74517697
the mgtow subreddit just bitter old virgins complaining about "women these days"
I just don't want to touch any icky girls, I don't think they're subhuman
>>74517668
never understood the MGTOW label anyways. if you're not going to marry, then fine. some men have been doing that since the dawn of time, but they didn't feel the need to label it to feel unique
post random females
>>74517724
>I am one of several thousand lonely virgins on the planet but want to feel special about it: the acronym
>>74517743
>several thousand
try billion
>>74517743
to be fair, in the 20-35 age range, there is always a surplus of men over women. it's only when we reach 40+ do we see enough men die off (from doing man stuff) that we see more women. I guess, in a way, there will always be some lonely virgins
>>74517723
Well just as there are stormfags on /pol/, there are radical MGTOWs. I dont want to touch them either - i dont want anything to do with them.
>>74517741
think im gonna go read a bit then sleep a bit
c u in the morning cumbums
>>74517772
yeah that's fair. I liked the clip I saw of the goofy MGTOW guys in costumes with signs. they seemed nice. I'm still not gonna wear a gay label tho
Seriously ought to clean my fucking room already
>tfw you inadvertently get your entire university housing permabanned and move out 2 days later
>>74517796
Well that's the big thing women and blue pill men use against us, and that's labeling us gay.
And since homosexuality is becoming more acceptable now, that insult will soon hold no weight as well. Still, funny to see "tolerant" women insulting me because i dont want to give them my money.
>>74517819
have you moved out yet? took me nearly 8 hours to clean mine up
icehouse and whisky
the poor fags way to drink
>>74517794
night night
>>74517824
Moving out tomorrow. Shouldn't take longer than a couple hours for me desu, I packed pretty light
>>74517820
what did you get banned for? and why do you think evading bans is ok?
>>74517820
What did you do?
Also, what goes on in Whatcom County?
>>74517823
i dont think he meant gay that way
>>74517845
I need to pack lighter. I always bring ~10 boxes/bags and half are quite heavy, 1 is absolutely agonizing to move. idk why. always feel like I need a lot of shit
>too distracted to study during day
>tell myself i'll do it later in the evening
>too tired to do it now
>tell myself i'll get a headstart in the morning
>need a break from all that stress from the previous day
>>74516881
>violence
thats much scarier than war down there
>>74517896
studying is always a struggle to start. you need to just push yourself through the first sleep-inducing 20 minutes, then you can focus. at least, that's how it goes for me
Post /cum/ baby plz
>>74517896
You're still studying? Aren't classes done yet?
>>74517927
gonna resub to wow
someone stop me
>>74517942
I usually get a hankering for women with unusual faces, but she is slightly off-putting
lads am i a homosexual if i occasionally like to drink a dark and stormy
>>74517930
http://www.washington.edu/students/reg/1617cal.html#QS
spring quarter 2017
>>74517962
just think about what it will be like to do raids with pubs and middle tier raiding guilds
>>74517968
You're a homo if you blow dudes
>>74517260
I don't want to overstay my welcome
>>74517968
naw it actually looks pretty good
>>74517846
nevermind. i was my first ban.
>>74517861
>>74517861
>what goes on in Whatcom County?
well, the main city is bellingham. it has a uni and is the farthest north city in the continental us with more than 30,000 people. it's mostly just dirty hippies
there's Ferndale, which sucks, blaine which is tiny and right on birch bay in the top of the puget sound. my town is lynden, about 13,000 people. everyone there is dutch and lynden produces like 70% of the country's asperities. I worked on a raspberry farm in middle school. also we are like 5 miles from Canada so they come down to buy our milk all the time
>>74517973
I just remembered the hues
>>74518005
this is why im getting a japanese gf
>>74518025
what happened to recreating the white race or whatever
>>74518025
a bit presumptuous
>>74518007
it tastes like rum but not vomit inducingly bad
>>74518005
if you squat it's a lot easier
bad if you flex your muscles and try to poop
she's doing some retard half squat
>>74517927
>>74517927
>>74518008
Pretty cool. My mother grew up on Whidbey Island - she grew up picking berries as well. Do you guys have mexicans up there to do the work? Strange how it used to be a job for teenagers, etc.
fuck
>>74518046
>not enjoying the taste of rum
what are you 17
>>74516881
I wonder what death by diarrhea feels like.
can the guy with the piss fetish go
What the actual fuck is the appeal of watching girls pee and poop
>>74518083
dark rum straight is fucking terrible my dude
>>74517060
She has autism which I really like in a woman
might become a pirate
>>74518093
Just imagine severe dehydration. You lose so much liquid you die. Usually by diseases like cholera
>>74518127
I swear to god there is a fucking church in my town that has a popcorn stand
Canelo
>>74518073
>Do you guys have mexicans
yeah,a lot of teenagers still do it though
those islands are really nice.
not nice
>>74518135
DELET THIS
>>74518157
Are you sad?
>>74518034
japs are white
>>74518209
i was sad when i put sad in the name field
im a little happier now
there are ants in my fucking room what the fuuuuuck
Raise children with two parents.
>>74518221
based
>>74518222
asians are not white. stop this meme. have you actually seen japanese people that aren't powdered up porn stars or anime cosplayers
>>74518235
nigger bugs crawl into my room all the time, if there's too many ants to handle just spray some raid on em or something
>>74518223
Ok. This is for you
Another cold night with no gf to cuddle with. Good night, buds.
>''we shouldn't have Universal Health Care because it robs the churches of a chance to help people and bring them to Jesus.''
>>74518269
night bud
feeling a bit constipated tonight
>>74518258
raid doesn't work on ants there's too many of them. i have to go buy some poisoned bait to kill their queen
>>74518275
too much wendy's
>>74518275
It's from all that damn cheese you eat
>>74518290
I make a point of not eating the fast food that gets shilled here
>>74518291
You are probably on to something
universal healthcare can't happen, america can barely pay for ourselves let alone the whole universe
pretending to be a mod is actually a bannable offense you know
>>74518259
what the fuck did he put on, plums and blood sausage?
nothing worse than soggy food that was meant to be dry
>>74518310
what fast food hasn't been shilled on here
taxation is theft
>>74518310
I had a wendy's burger last night for the first time. I usually don't like fast food burgers but it was pretty good
>>74518325
yeah see here>>74517820
>>74518209
Im Irish
Why do some people complain about class/income segregation?
It's only logical.
Do you think Arby's would start paying me money if I just started spamming the word "arbys" on here
Shut down the NIH and use all the money for American Universal Healthcare
>>74518330
Harvey's
Most people here don't know they make your hamburger a beautiful thing
>>74518342
This viewpoint enrages poor people.
>>74518322
we could see some semblance of improvements if we stopped spending 850 billion on the military tho.
srsly nobody can give a good reason for that much money
>>74518379
wtf why do you hate America?
>>74518374
>be poor
>unironically don't get taxed
>b-but I barely fit the bracket
Have more kids you stupid cracker
>we could see some semblance of improvements if we stopped spending 850 billion on the military tho.
>srsly nobody can give a good reason for that much money
NEED a French gf ASAP
>>74518389
I mean, I still want a strong defense, I just don't get why we gotta spend like 800 billion on it. can't it just be, like, 400 billion, and we scale it up if we go into a large scale war?
>tfw took me 24 mins to cum
>>74518379
>>74518357
fuck off poorfags, I don't want to pay for your health
>>74518407
germs
>>74518407
none of the californian posters have a gf
why would you be any different
>>74518362
>not a single one in my state
hate that we only have the fast food memes here
>>74518362
harvey's is the GOAT
especially the ones combined with swiss chalet
would any of you happen to have the webm of the korean pop singer who blows her nose and then her nose gets all squished because she had plastic surgery?
>>74518413
it costs that much to maintain our current power and inference throughout the world. if we scale back we will have less power and will have lesser ability to maintain our interests abroad and project our power
>>74518439
Disgusting go away.
You know, until I met my wife I felt incomplete.
Now I'm finished.
>>74518455
are you the guy that fights with his waifu all the time
>>74518439
Here
>>74518455
how do i find a wife while playing video games
>>74518439
or maybe she was taiwanese
Are truck campers a meme? Wouldn't these things fuck up your suspension after a while?
*blocks your path*
business idea: afrikaner gf
>>74518446
you're right. the sad part is, I flip flop on this issue depending on who I talk to. sometimes I defend our power status because it's a "dog eat dog world" and we can't back down, but other times I'm just appalled that we could use so much of that money for other things.
Ironically, it was trump's original campaign promise to get our allies to pay for themselves so we wouldn't have to as much, but shit has flipped and now he's increasing it even more.
we maintain global stability by harming ourselves. it sucks, but the alternative could be a lot worse.
I do say with certainty that we should stop creating power vaccums though. that always goes wrong
business idea: get a gf whos several years younger than me
>>74518470
>>74518486
It's a joke, you dweebs.
>>74518498
yeah it'll eventually wear on the suspension if you never take the camper off
but you can tighten the fuck out of your suspension and it'll ay okay
>>74518499
me on the right
business idea don't take a bunch of pills and drink at the same time
>>74518499
*throws a buckedda fry chickums to the side*
africa is third wor-
>>74518516
shes gotta be at least 8 years younger
could this happen in america?
>>74518499
if it wasn't for that fucking balaclava lady I'd say they are redneck black people
maybe she's just the tacticool airsofter of the family?
>>74518551
Diabetes is a serious problem, you know.
Nose bingo, mark the noses she looks attractive with
business idea: kill all the blacks in south africa
>>74518549
she's be 17 then
imagine living in a shithole state where you gotta wait until theyre 18
>>74518554
They are radical queer communists.
Uhuru, ya'll!
>>74518499
>>74518502
unfortunate justipoxation of these posts
>>74518551
very cute
>>74518570
I have this weird attraction to hooked noses.
They can be super cute.
imagine being a white man and finding out that your daughter is fucking a nigger
>>74518573
my current gf is 17 :^)
i'd move
>>74518578
I honestly can't believe the terrorist models from cs_office in CS GO became a real thing
>>74518604
>>74518573
jesus lord christ nebraska i thought you midwesterners were cleaner and more godly than the rest of us. you were supposed to be our last bastion of goodness
As a proud and patriotic Canadian I choose my hamburger eateries accordingly.
That's why for me, it is the Harvey's 1/4 or 1/2 pound Angus burger, made of 100% pure Canadian Angus beef, flame grilled to perfection, with my choice of 11 toppings assembled right before my eyes.
It's a beautiful thing.
>>74518507
yeah you're pretty much spot on.
it's interesting because the philosophy that we need big military because the "dog eat dog world" is realism while the philosophy that leads us to creating power vacuums is liberalism or idealism. we just need to go full one way or the other
>>74518619
>you were supposed to be our last bastion of goodness
imagine being a white man and finding out that your son is trying to move to japan to fuck an asian woman despite having no social skills, financial stability or luck with women at home
>>74518619
its fine though since im 1/8th native
>>74518652
this is the worst scenario
almost as bad as having a gay son
business idea: import the (middle-upper class) chinese en masse to africa, then have them drive up the house prices and build massive condo towers and mansions
africa will be entirely first world in no time
worked for australia and canada
>>74518639
not too sure about 7th checkmark... but solid otherwise
I'm taking all the shit out from under my bed
I haven't cleaned under there since I moved in and good lord there's dust everywhere
imagine being a dakota man and finding out that your daughter ran off with a white man
oh wait
>>74518420
I'm the only good california poster
everyone else is a loser
don't even consider me a california poster
they all hate la
business idea: round up all the business ideaposters and ship them back to /brit/
>>74518647
delete this
>>74518680
cleanliness is next to godliness
are you a godless faggot?
is that why you let your room get so dirty?
>>74518637
Right. The way we're doing it now sits at a crossroads of idealism, political/global dominance ('realism'), and the need to use all that expensive tech shit the industrial complex keeps pumping out. what a mess.
We are safe from Chinese or Russian invasions, we're just not individually safe from rich chinese/russian investors from buying up all our homes lmao
>>74518712
delete this too
business idea: movie idea: reverse ratatouille where a chef dresses like a rat to cater to a society of rats
please delete this thread
business idea: import refugees from the middle east and give make them our gfs
>>74518733
yo for real that french female chef is a bae she can beat me unconscious with a rolling pin any day of the week I'm near a hospital
>>74518712
Kinky
Autismo
business idea: allow a flood of refugees to all countries but only their women
FUCKING GO
>>74518770
>>74518770
>>74518770
>>74518554
theyre new black panther party
>>74518570
they all look fine to me
>>74518776
>>74518782
pathetic