/brit/

First

labour blown the FUCK out

>>74494792
where did you grow up? London?
same with me I grew up in southall virtually no whites

fuck off I just made a really good post in the last thread, cleaner delete this shit for being too early.

>sweetie
>honey
>x
>leftyposting
>gayposting
>cultural relativism posting

yeah i'm gonna have to ask you to stop that now

74494823
she doesn't

need proof for that bucksy xx

>female linesman
Nah, not a fan.

Pakipoo answer my question

Do pakis side with iran or saudi arabia in general?

was gonna ask a question but forgot what it was

need a bf lads

not getting how fleas is such a big deal like

always thought you just washed your pets and maybe put some special powder on the carpet

>>74494831
I work with 2

>>74494824
Most pakis aren't like that

>>74494848
I wouldn't mind doing a hate crime on you

>>74494816
No fucking chance you're white

You're probably some low level Islander that doesn't fit in with the Maoris or his own people because he's such a weakling

>He's not part of a communist party
HOWLING

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>a really good post

>>74494903
iran
as if pakicunt knows anything about anything

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just left the french gf bruised and bloody
i think she will call the police or phone her father to send the lads round

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>>74494903

I would imagine saudi

This is my best post so far

daily reminder that REAL communism has never been tried

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>>74494878
The nazis, the

business idea: shan't hats

this statement is false

>>74494956
this image is photoshopped. cats cannot move their eyes in their sockets like that

>>74494903
Both

Pakis believe in the ummah etc, they don't realise every other Muslim group looks down on them

>pakiboo, lisicki, communists and benders in the same thread

yeah, time to avoid /brit/ for a few hours

>>74494924
>>74494860

shia musims are much better lads than sunni muslims tbf
still deserve firebombing though

>didnt meet whites until highschool
from this i can deduce that you are:
>brown
>smelly
>poor
>runttastic
>a tranny
>destined for jail
>a nonce
>a brainlet
>a circumcised dicklet

>highschool
foy

>>74494780
THERE IT IS THATS THE ONE
dunno why i thought he had an open mouth or was behind nick
just look at that face
he could be looking over the front facade of a gothic cathedral

>>74494873
you realise hes a poor sheed too

924
amer love dont know if your brain can handle thinking back a few days but weve argued recently and as i said then im a white english expat living with my white english kiwi gf

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>>74494968
It has x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o

unironically like this nigger-ish song

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>stopping gayposting

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>>74495016

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>>74494990
holy fuck
a cat expert posts amongst us!

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>Casu marzu: literally translating into English as "rotten/putrid cheese", is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae (maggots).

>Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes above and beyond typical fermentation to a stage of decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei.

>These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats

>The eggs hatch and the larvae begin to eat through the cheese. The acid from the maggots' digestive system breaks down the cheese's fats, making the texture of the cheese very soft; by the time it is ready for consumption, a typical casu marzu will contain thousands of these maggots.

>When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not.

>Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to do so place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten.

The so called 'Italian Cuisine'

So what's the hierachy in the islamic world based on ethnicity?

Guessing pakis are the lowest on the totem pole

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>using the spartacists as an example of socialism "working"

>>74495006
Rochdale, don't think I ever left my ghetto area except to visit town and paki relatives in other ghettos like Bradford

>>74495013
I have a job

I could buy a gaming PC/laptop if I wanted

Haven't had a real friend since primary school

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It's my birthday, I'm 29
I hope it's my last, I'm such a fucking shitbag I haven't had the guts to do the decent thing and hang myself, but things are getting worse and worse so I'm hopeful I will take the plunge soon. I feel physically sick when I imagine how dismal my 30s are going to be should I live them out.

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>be a beta autist
>always dread saturdays
>facebook and whatsapp pinging all day
>gf wants to go out
>mates want to go out
>don't want to let anyone down
>just want to be a shut in on /brit/ instead

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>>74495048
NAZBOL GANG
NO SIONISTAS ALLOWED NIGGA

>>74495016
whats libertarian socialism

Noticed the tripcunts are getting attention from some of you, who I have to assume showed up here very recently. Want me to show you how to filter them?

PS: Do NOT encourage the tripfags by replying to them or discussing the content of their posts. They are there to be filtered, simple as.

too many cherry candies in this haribo mega roulette

>>74495037
dj khaled unironically seems like a fucking cool guy to hang out with

Frog in vacation here.

Fuck me lads, i though i was visiting london.. i felt like i was in a rainy version of paris. The eurostar really opened pandora's box.

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www.tmz.com/2017/5/6/jack-nicholson-unreponsive-coma-cardiac-arrest/

>>74495088
happy birthday squire. would be willing to do the 'cide with you, not got the bottle to do it alone.

>>74495093
retarded image, FONT
didnt read your post

wangs for tea :)

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stop replying

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>>74495016
listing more cases does not constitute an argument

bangladeshi children who sew t-shirts for primark have a job amer "the man" hussein
congratulations on living in the north with your parents and having disposable income

>>74494964
why do Iranians have to be special

https://youtu.be/kfGwr0A0ZvY

>>74495016
now do one for capitalism

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74495088
AND IT'S HAPPY HOUR AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
IT'S HAPPY HOUR AGAIN

/brit/ is a good place to be

>>74495158
Phenomenal post.

>>74495120
hes so fucking goofy that it makes him endearing as hell

>only tv in small flat is in dining room wall
>go out to make dinner
>American is just sitting at the table in silence doing absolutely nothing but looking at a bottle of water and chewing gum
>turn tv on to break silence and make dinner
>eat and go back to room
>American walks in
>"hey you still want the tv on?"
>yeah you can just leave it on

I do not understand this guy. He just sits in silence all day, not even reading or on a computer or phone or anything. He'd rather sit there looking at a bottle of water than watch the nature program i had on.

>>74495163
>Listing cases of it working isn't an argument
dumbarse

>>74495075
>Top tier (They respect themselves, so others respect them too)
Turks
Persians
Gulf Arabs

>Mid tier
North African Arabs
Central Asian/Chinks
Lebs/Syrians/White Muslims

>Low tier
Blacks
SE Asians

>Shit tier
Pakis

>>74495088
>legs are different in the mirror

DEMON! KILL IT!

>>74495143

We could have a BBQ and some beers and put the disposable BBQs in a car and sit inside?

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alri time to out the runts ITT
which one? there is only one (1) correct answer

>>74495212
>watching TV

state of your pineal

*notices people are talking about a tripfag and not me*
*spends the entire thread begging them to ignore him*
that will do the trick

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Buying a pizza lads

I inadvertently sat near the trans-girl during break and overheard some interesting conversation, she’s apparently a massive fan of drag, goes to competitions regularly and has an active social life. Bit odd though that she doesn’t own a smart phone. Going to stop talking about her now as I might say something unkind or just plain weird. I’ll say this though, I am jealous of how functional she is and would like to talk to her but I wouldn’t have anything interesting to say, unlike her.

>>74495196
what if i identify with neither

>>74495212
He sounds autistic. Most Americans would make small talk or comment on the TV. His behavior is atypical

>>74495238
rich tea obviously
non chocolate digestives are dire-gestives and hobnobs are wholly unremarkable

Almost bought a KJV bible in the second hand bookshop

>>74495088
It can always get better. Chances of that can be improved by certain, fairly obvious, steps, but good fortune sometimes lands right in your lap for no reason, just like bad fortune can.

When I tried to kill myself I obviously didn't have hope that I would find happiness or meaning. I was wrong.

degenerates out

>>74495212
He's doing battle on the astral plane you suppressive person.

>>74495270
> and has an active social life
Told you last week that he had more mates than you and didn't need your pity.

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>anon. i'm bored and horny. fancy going upstairs and fool around?

>>74495275
he's not, just really awkward and weird. He's a nice guy but the stuff he does is very frustrating. Like if I leave a glass of juice on the table he'll come in my room and ask if I'm going to finish it....

>>74495270
fuck off you attention-seeker

>>74495266
>Buying a pizza lads
Can I have some?

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?

>>74495323
>fool around
FOY

Name the Jew

>>74495333
numbers

real capitalism has never been tried

>>74495165
I have more money than I know what to do with

How many people can say that?

>>74495313
Only one mate at work and she's clearly showing pity on him and uncomfortable

She was wriggling her foot like crazy when they sat together and they never have much to say on each others topics

>>74495333
You're clearly not the real one

>>74495323

Haven't finished my Borges book yet, maybe later.

>>74495323
>anon. i'm here for a horny pissing session

>>74495227
So what exactly makes Pakis so low?

Cool car bomb, Paddy. Want to bring it to Downing Street?

business idea: 2 months off work

>>74495334

No

>>74495238
nobs > rich T > direstives

think i might go for the quintessensial runt meal tonight

oven cooked chips, garden peas and a frozen birdeye fish

ahhhh yes

>>74495402
what happened to that lad

>>74495402
Excellent post

Lads I am a faithful Christian and I have morals so I would appreciate it if you lads didn't discuss any degenerate topics or swear while I am in the thread.

Thanks.

>I have more money than I know what to do with
>How many people can say that?

anyone too coddled and mentally stunted to understand basic accounting

nigger

>>74495399
Do you really need to ask?

>there's so many of them
>poor
>cuck culture that encourages bowing to authority etc
>weak
>other cultural issues that make them meek and generally weird

real radical-centrism has never been tried

>>74495460
willy willy bumbumbum poopoo willywee

>>74495465
how about you just shut up. no one cares about your petty feud with the paki twat. fuck off.

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>>74495460
I'm Christian too which is why I vote conservative.

>half time at football today
>couple of lads waiting for their mate
>one of them shouts down 'come on danny you fat jacamo bastard'
Was howling.

>>74495515
This.

He's just as annoying as ribena wish he'd fuck off

>>74495465
I have a diploma in accounting and finance

>>74495515
At least he isn't new like you

>>74495452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UGLM31S6II

turns out he's a bit of a dickhead, his family too

>>74495515
how about you cry elsewhere you ugly baby

Flea bites are itching like fuck. Covered in them. Need Sudocrem or something. What's that pink stuff you used to get for flea bites?

>>74495220
you seem to have trouble reading so i'm going to spell it out rather clearly
anon 1 said that real communism had never been tried
anon 2 (you i'm guessing) posted a /pol/ infographic of a dozen failed socialist states, which did nothing to refute the first anon's claim about them not adhering to the actual goals of communism as outlined by marx
and then i pointed that out

need a haircut

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>I have more money than I know what to do with

>>74495502
none of those are arguments
are you a self hater

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>>74495536

love nz
hate poleaboo

>>74495460

Meaning what?
Catholicism tacitly allowed lots of fun stuff, of course you had to be forgiven for doing so afterwards

is there a party like the lib dems but not so globalist

>>74495575
The main reason is their culture, they're more inclined to submit than most other races

>>74495603
no

>>74495603
conservatives

Love pints
Love ladies

Hate leftists
Hate muzzies

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>Catholicism

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https://youtu.be/_mift8241OI

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>>74495460
shan't

539
i misspoke desu not so much accounting as knowing what to spend money on, which investments are wise, having an outlook on life that doesnt result in throwing money at video games and random subscriptions you dont actually want or need

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>when she's got the poleaboo glasses

>>74495636
>gif
fuck off

>>74495636
The fedora meme originated to represent "euphoric" atheists. Clearly it no longer has any meaning.

>>74495399
they're literally Indians
India and Pakistan were one country not long ago

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>>74495666

baby won't you come my way

>>74495529
oi lad, who is this bird

swear she's a model

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>me christmas bonus has come in mum!
>put down the frosty jacks, we're having kopparberg tonight!

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>>74495088

On Ancestry someone has uploaded a picture of my great-great-great grandparents. They're buried in a churchyard in Surrey. Might go down there and try to find it.

>>74495691
so fucking disgusting
feel sick every time i see his sheed face

>>74495603
no
i voted for lib dems at the GE u kno
they were a pillar of sanity next to tories and labour and ukip and greens, at least insofar as their views on privacy and moderation
now theyve gone off the deep end there literally is not a single party worth supporting in the country so im voting labour

>>74495590
LOVE you too

>>74495726
Post pics of your adventures for the lads

>>74495569
>that gervinho hairline

>>74495715
wtf i LOVE life now!?!?!

When did /bant/ happen?

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>>74495751

>>74495603
>globalist
stop using this word
>>74495771
3 days ago

alrighty-roo

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alri

>>74495785
nigger

>>74495691

jesus fuck
never filtered anyone before guess there's a first for everything

>>74495738
>i voted for lib dems at the GE u kno
dont love you anymore actually
for me it is the green party and i hate libdem fascists

>>74495691
always laugh when i see that. like, he actually thought pulling that face was the right choice? he thought he didn't like repulsive? he actually chose that fucking haircut? so many questions and so many laughs. what an absolute tragedy of a so-called human. fucking hilarious.

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is this too fat?

just bought 12 pack of birra moretti

might go to barcelona and bang some chicks

thoughts?

>>74495804
day of the hemp rope is coming comrade

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>>74495767

>>74495798
absolute travesty of a spliff

>>74495824
Yes, obviously

>>74495824

mate thats grim

started browsing reuters as my main news source and come to the conclusion that the BBC is low quality and biased

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>comrade

>>74495832
might join you x

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>>74495691
cant believe how much he's changed. i guess buying dodgy chemicals online will fuck you right up.

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>>74495798

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Freshly rolled spliffta'

>>74495878
little rat faced freak

>>74495824
that cellulite as absolutely disgusting

>>74495016
>working class
>Supporting far left over far right
Pick one

literally have no photos of aisha, can anyone post some?

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Alri lads.

Just bought £45 custom fit BMW car mats.

Official BMW replacements are £105 and I'm not made of money you know.

Ask me anything.

>>74495878
you know people used to tell me that wasnt him but comparing the 2 now its sort of obvious
i dun a lisicki with this face on once ages ago think its on my pc
just thought id let you know
alri talk tye again bye

>>74495927
how do planes work?

>>74495878

That the birdcage in Norwich lad or are they a chain.

Never been in desu famalan

>>74495903
get yourself a rolling machine

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>>74495924
love this meme that the working class are right wing
a complete middle class projection and class collaborationist bullshit
>>74495926

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Alri lads.

Just bought £45 custom fit BMW car mats.

Official BMW replacements are £105 and I'm not made of money you know.

Ask me anything.

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NEED to learn to drive. SICK of relying on public transport.

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>>74495844
>>74495862
>>74495913
question wasn't directed to gays, should have specified

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>>74495926

really enjoying my fidget spinner lads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_containing_Q_not_followed_by_U

hmm
really makes me think

>>74495976
her cheek-sucking's too bait

ours

Found a bottle of koppaberg under mummy's bed
She promised me she was off the hard stuff

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>>74495970

>>74495715

I actually travelled for 18 months a couple of years ago and came back even more suicidal than before. Some things are universal and you can communicate them through any language barrier, just a point and a nod, things like saying hello, asking for someone to take your photo, buying a beer in a bar, and global female revulsion for me. I am 100%, born and bred incel and that is considered social detritus everywhere on earth. If you are depressed travelling will MAKE THINGS WORSE.

>>74496010
WEEEEEEW
didn't know aisha had lewd pics

>>74495831
Nice beer, that.

I'm quitting drinking once I've finished this last little bit of tequila. No mixer though, might have it in coffee.

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>>74496009

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>>74495990

same

>tfw know I'd never pass the test because of how much pressure it would be

Essex on the map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJsaHrrmFc8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bI4VqfWmZQ

>>74496009
reckon she should actually use that fucking exercise bike once in a while, fat cunt

its 5am and therefore time for me to apologise for all my posts from the last 5 hours, put it down to sleep deprivation an what have ye and general giddiness, promise i wont be so slappable tomorrow

going sleep now goodnight LADSx

>>74495959
>how do planes work?

Interesting question lad.

You see, many ignorant fools are under the impression that planes fly because "air goes quicker over the top of the wing than the bottom" or "its longer over the top than the bottom" or some shit.

This is untrue.

The wings just force air downwards, by a combination of their angle of attack and having a curved upper surface that throws the air downwards as it passes over the back. The "longer on top than the bottom" shit has nothing to do with it.

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>I am 100%, born and bred incel and that is considered social detritus everywhere on earth

>>74496054
Post tequila

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>>74495970

>>74496051
they're not really lewd

>>74495824
>>74496009
dare I say it?
Is she too thicc?

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>>74495878

That's not him. I posted that for a laugh.

I'm an atheist

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>>74496060
>>74495990

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>>74496009

IF I'M NOT CRAZY THEN WOULD YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN?

>>74495976
>love this meme that the working class are right wing

My parents are as working class as they come, "I voted labour cos me dad voted labour and his before him, tories just look out for the rich" types.

I voted Tory in 2015 and I'll vote Tory again in a month.

I did go to uni though so I've obviously betrayed my working class roots like a heathen

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>>74495990
>passed my test
>got caught speeding almost two years later
>got my licence revoked

I passed my theory a few weeks ago so I just need to do book a driving test

>>74495976
Look at the people that are arrested during anti-fa protests, how are they not middle-class? Then look at the US election, where most people who didn't go to college voted Trump, do you think that demographic is made up mostly of mc or wc?

Given the choice between far-left and far-right they go for far -right.

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>>74496051

AL-LAD

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>>74495071
Fucking Italians and Cheese I swear...

>>74496093
i know. i post it to deceive the runts.

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start taking tranny pills

>>74496051

how new

>>74496089
janny won't like that

been watching a lot of videos on how to process beeswax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__1KpZbP7UM

don't really like voting labour but dad always voted labour and his dad always voted labour so will be voting labour

>>74496139
AY OH WHERE'S DA FUCKIN' GABBAGOOL?

AY I'M WALKIN' ERE

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>>74495990
>>74496060
>>74496130

It's not that hard lads, even normies can do it given 2 or 3 goes and they're thick as pig shit.

which one of us is going to pop poleaboos cherry once he's finished his 'transition'?

>>74496166
i enjoy watching wood-turning and cheese-making videos.

>>74496133
phwoar

>>74496164
he's pulling a sickie today

>>74496139
Raclette isn't Italian you imbecile.

>>74496132
Yes, that makes them far-right

You fucking underage mong.

>>74496177
same
we all vote labour in these parts

>>74496132
>Look at the people that are arrested during anti-fa protests, how are they not middle-class? Then look at the US election, where most people who didn't go to college voted Trump, do you think that demographic is made up mostly of mc or wc?
most antifa protestors are working class. redneck revolt is far more proletarian than any trump rally.
>Given the choice between far-left and far-right they go for far -right.
They didn't have a choice for the far left though. The US is the most reactionary country on earth.

>>74496200
Is that a paid sick day?

>>74496025
>Qwerty, one of the few native English words

Since when is fuckin qwerty a word

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trannies can never be the real thing

>>74496211
>implying the Swiss aren't Italian-lite

>>74496130
>Caught speeding two years later
>Entire licence revoked
How fast where you going and what was the speed limit, how did you get 12 points in one go?

>>74496177
I don't know what else there is to do, Teresa May is too authoritarian, and Lib Dems, Greens, and UKIP are benders and spent forces

>>74496235
yeah he gets 50% of his normal wage

>>74496237
since always

>>74495990
drivings pish. just try and get a nice instructor if youre getting one. i had an annoying old cunt who always called me kid and had a go every time i fucked up.

>hehe all labour voters are just dumb plebs doing what their dad tells them
such a stupid fucking strawman perpetuated by the middle class tossers on here
up against the wall

>>74496239
Wew

Just made a shitty thread lads

see if you can find it in the catalog

>>74496185
did you even read my post?
I actually had a full licence but ended up having it revoked
I did my theory and can't be arsed doing my driving test because I don't have much money

>>74496089

This bra is racist against black chicks desu

>>74496250
>implying you have a fucking clue

Fuck off, you thick paki twat.

>>74496273
Found it
>>74494804

>>74496177
unironically me lol

she wants a man from stansburyshiretonfield

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rather enjoying the astronomical butthurt that retarded bill nye show is causing on /tv/ atm

>>74496298
BURN

>>74496273
Yay

>>74496255
>>74496255
>>74496255

>>74496251
If you have had your licence for less than two years, 6 points gets it revoked
I was caught three weeks before I had my licence for two years
Was caught doing 81 in a 50 but I was going faster before I saw the camera

If mates cancel plans for tonight I'm gonna be so mad

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lads, post beautiful girls

Lads when I was googling for that image of the bird in the Ford KA I think I found some weird fetish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuBTRuzliK4

Lmao

YEAH GIRL PUNISH THAT ENGINE WOO LOOK AT DEM TOES

odds i do the third wank of the day
evens i do a nap

cucking a mate

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>>74496081
Rough as fuck. Mate said it was £17. Would've preferred the money.

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>anon. anon. my piss bag has burst again and the bed is soaked. what are you going to do about it?

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odds I go do work

evens I stay for a bit longer

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>>74496334

>>74496387
*gives it a lick*

>>74496391
want to trade?

>>74496377
Could down that whole and not feel a thing. A can of Kopparberg Mixed Fruits on the other hand...

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>>74496387
>piss bag

tell that filthy cow to get out of my house

Called something retarded while in bed with a girl and she said it was ableist lol

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_soup

>>74496377
>not 100% agave

You fucked it lad
That's not tequila

Christ has died
Christ is risen
Christ will come again

>>74496426
TERRIBLE form

>>74496426
shit form

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>>74496451
Yes. Truly terrible.

Speaking of terrible things...

It seems posting those pics deterred the tripshit
good work lads proud of you x

really sucks to be a scot these days if you want an opposition to your government

>Labour
lol no
>SNP
dominant party at Scottish level
>tories
dominant party at uk level
>the rest
see labour

>>74496009
nice big yank lass

reckon her tits will be shite out of the bra tho

I had a dream last night where I was tied down on the new motorway. Kev was on the M6 giving his opel astra an absolute trashing. he had his pedal flat to the mat in 5th gear. I watched him get faster and faster, 90,100,110.. With every second the car came closer and closer to me. I was in tied down in the fast lane stark naked, unable to move. He began to indicate towards the lane my feet were pointing towards, I thought he had seen me and was swerving to avoid me. he was panting, and sweat was running down his face and neck. But then she turned the wheel sharply, and swung it back into my lane heading straight for me. I began screaming as this astra came at me at well over 100 mph. I let out a blood curdling yell as he left dunlop P1 tyre tread printed onto my bollocks and sped off towards Dublin, I woke up in sweats

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Phwoar lads she's got the top down and everything.

Do you think that's real wood?

the polish cp poster is tragically hilarious sometimes

>>74496428

>>74496475
ape egg

Piss bag just burst ffs

>go to yawn
>drool

>>74496494
doubt it

wish i had a big sister

hate pints

>>74496494

dunno but there's real wood in my underwear right now ahaha x

>>74496434
Like I said, mate bought it. Got some 7up for it last night. Was gonna do slammers but it was a bit late to be banging glasses down with a new neighbour downstairs so I just guzzled it like a degenerate animal. Last booze I'm drinking for the foreseeable future (knock on wood).

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what do women look for in a man lads?

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eating this must be like eating a piss bag

>>74496475
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74496556
I have 4 older sisters

childhood for me was hell on earth

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>Susan Block, PhD, a featured sexologist on HBO's Real Sex and Cathouse, explained "the basic kinetic movement is a masturbatory motion: the muscles releasing and contracting as the foot rubs repetitively against a phallic symbol, which is the gas pedal. Men think of themselves as cars. The 'vroom' of the engine reminds them of their own libidos being revved up by this hot woman."

forgot that i have icecream in the freezer
yay
only need a lad to do my feet x

>>74496503
absolute freak

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>>74496439
who?

>>74496573
depends what type of surgeon she is
waheyyyyyyy

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>>74496612

>>74496492
>combining Kevposting and Bollockposting

not a fan.

just had a bowl of cheese soup
was lavish

>>74496573
nice but not too nice
a bit of an arse but not too much of an arse
moderation is key

>>74496586
did they bully you?

>At PedalPumping.org, "Brake Failure in White Miniskirt," can be viewed for five minutes for $4.99.

>Block continued that it is a fantasy that can overtake a man's sexual life, "If they can't get off without looking at this one very specific thing, it can be awkward," because "they don't want to have to keep asking their wives to get up in the middle of the night and get into the truck."

The city of Yanks

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>>74496606
Emmanuel

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*toot*

>>74496561
Fair enough laddo

I went through a 6er of lager mixed with voddy (half the bottle is gone) last night
Surprised I didn't have a hangover

might leave the house to obtain one of these so called 'pints' that people keep referencing.

>>74496634
What cheese? Blue cheese soup with broccolli is good.

yank cities are devoid of a human scale
thoughts?

Love pints
DESPISE cans and bottles

>>74496643
yes

it's probably a contributing factor as to why I'm a misogynistic prick

>>74496669
love 'em

>>74496684
Only true of the newer parts

Pre ww2 architecture here is nice

ave omnibus

>>74496739

>>74496684
Most Yanks are not on the human scale though, so it balances out.

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>>74496716
>getting bullied relentlessly by 4 older females

>>74496740
nonce

>>74496716

did they pull your pants down and laugh at your little willy

>>74496740
absolutely despise runts that get dogs from breeders rather than kennels

>>74496716
what did they do to you