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fidget spinner edition
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first for fabulous fascism
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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post battlestations
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cash out or carry on chaps?
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>>74493109
what do you do with that then
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QT boys
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>>74493109
righty roo, whats for din dins tonight?
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>>74493194
spin
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>>74493175
imt?
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hmm
https://youtu.be/Ja78uyhbVzM
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or as ive been taking to calling it, a runt magnet
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YEAa so erm i jsays to the toaster i tell him "you toasters all boloks" and he says to me "jam luv toasters cant talk" and WHAT a laugh it gets from the audience
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Thoughts on pints?

Me: love em
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>>74493188
Always go all the way you don't want to end up like betanon
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>>74493147
I'm english though LOL, nice try lmao
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>>74493199
dont get ahead of yourself, havent eaten brekky yet
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>>74493170

some very mentally ill people have a fetish where they give women money and get off of it
from what I gather she's into that now and send you pics if you do
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thinking about 'cide lads
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>>74493188
Everton will win
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gaynonce T W A T S
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>>74493175
:3
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jesus fucking christ I knew tyson fury was out of shape but I didn't realise he was THAT fat lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsaBx7Lpre0
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the new mummy movie replaced brendan fraser with tom cruise
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>>74493269
rorkesheed'
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>>74493109
>tfw these toys were unironically designed for children with autism
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Really need a kebab RIGHT NOW but not willing to spend £4.70 on it
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>>74493276
giz a look at your qt hands
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*spins*
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>>74493233
the bloke on /sp/?
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>>74493276
what's that book
>tfw no scandi bf
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>>74493194
If I understand correctly, it was made for children with focus issues, apparently they spin it in class whenever they have a case of the fidgets, but now it has just become a fad.
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I'd shag blokes if they were extremely effeminate, but not in a gay way
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feels like a sunday
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>>74493276
grim
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>>74493306
don't quite understand the point

is that all it does?
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big fan of right-wing benders
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>>74493296
and thus the curse has moved onto its new host.
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thoughts?
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>>74493306
shitty spin, my best time was 2:45
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>>74493199
dad's getting dominos
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>>74493340
yes
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>>74493349
It's ok
Kinda sweet
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>>74493311
maldaror
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>>74493350
I'll do another one and time it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jATNXN9w1NA


have no fucking idea what's going on in this videos and why it's 12th on the trending page
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Mum's making paella for din dins.
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>>74493349
ah yes, the CLASSIC BRITISH drink of choice

love strongbow

hate pints

not drinkist, simple as
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>>74493373
W-wanna hang out lad
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>give the all-clear for a fart to be released
>balloons in my bowels and nearly makes me flinch
>ejects as the broadest-headed oblong sheet of wind ive ever born witness to with the lowest frequency gentle bass ive heard
>feels like nirvana
>go for another
>takes a second to launch
>is about the length and breadth of a 5p coin
>bumhole clenches melodramatically afterwards causing some discomfort
oh what a day ive had florence
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haven't had a meal besides breakfast for a few days

just can't be fucked
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>>74493381
pikachu in the front deflates, staff member runs out to drag it off stage, security think he's just a fan and run to grab him
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>>74493365
>>74493408
wasnt asking yanks
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molyneux admitted he lurks /pol/
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>it is now past 5:00PM and I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING all day

why do my weekends always turn out like this?
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*burp*
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>>74493442
don't care cider nonce
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>cider
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>>74493427
sure i have no friends
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>>74493456
presses: stopped
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>>74493457
There's still some footy to watch lad
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>>74493457
>why do my weekends always turn out like this
because you're ugly and boring
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>>74493466
c'est Cidré
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>>74493357
what in the fuck
the worlds gone mad
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>>74493473
We all like a nice strong Kopparberg mixed fruit cider now and then
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>>74493484
dont like footy

>>74493485
thanks mate
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Please wish me luck x
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>>74493458
LOOK AT ME MORTY I'M A TRUCK
*brap*
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really want a chunky gf
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Taste the back of my crystal fist!
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>>74493436
He could've done it without looking like some nonce about to drag him into his van
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Hate Leafs
Hate Bruces
Hate Yanks
Love birds and pints
Not racist, just don't like em
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>>74493512
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>>74493522
got one but she isn't as chunky and has a better waist to hip ratio
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>>74493109
"Short, fat, and gifted with a euphorically high libido, Paxton’s very existence is an affront to God and the other students of Rayhollow High…that is until he meets Dasha, the stunning Japanese exchange student who not only meets each of his disproportionately high standards for a partner, but also genuinely seems to like him! So what if she floats through the hallways and only comes out in the dark, you can’t judge a girl by the size of her canines…can you?"
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>>74493436
cheers chang no idea why it's trending
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>We all like a nice strong Kopparberg mixed fruit cider now and then
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>>74493493
>24 hour long video
Know how I'll be spending my Sunday
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>>74493457
wide world of art out there waiting to be plucked froggo
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>>74493493
It was to stop autistic and ADHD kids from fidgeting in class or being disruptive. Hence fidget spinner.

Then other kids decided they wanted them and it's a thing now, similar to loombands or yoyos
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>>74493479
>no friends
*hugs you* (not in a bent way)
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Just downed five pints of ginger beer
Absolutely fucked it, got work tomorrow lads. Not good
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>>74493340
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>>74493541
spectacular, sensational, sizzlingly swave post
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acab
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>>74493573
when was it introduced? you dont hang around playgrounds do you?
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used to be a kopparberg man but it turned out to be too strong for me, had to downgrade to litre bottles of pure spirytus delikatesowy
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>>74493596
Haha you can't spin it
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>>74493596
ayy
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this one required a lot of modification
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>>74493625
dead 'gimmick'
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>>74493596
So it's a toy for autists
Cheers mate
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Fidget spinner loves his fucking spinner
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>>74493550
is it nice?
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off to the gym lads

want owt?
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>>74493596
not a fan of right-wing benders
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>>74493621
Not allowed on school grounds anymore
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>>74493685
can of coke please
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>>74493683
only girl I've been with but yeah it's nice
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>>74493685
'etto
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>>74493580
tack!
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>>74493685
poo
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>>74493302
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>>74493685
'o
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you know that webm of the presumably russian lads playing that toy shark tooth pressing game where all the upper teeth have been replaced with knifeblades
what happens in it? does anyone lose a finger? ive never been able to stomach more than 5 seconds

>>74493695
ah oldschool loiternonce is it
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>>74493349
prefer kopparberg
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>>74493493
that Durv lad is such a gimp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVTMkwWc1mg
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>>74493685
/fit/ gf pls
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>>74493685
'tto
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>>74493734
haha those hands are even more dire than mine
wrist isn't as skinny though
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>>74493725
>tack!
wat?
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>>74493559
posted on reddit
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Patrician choice of beverage
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>>74493702
that's good

I want one but I think think I'm too skelly to be attractive to them
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>>74493744
>lad
what the fuck are you sure thats not a girl i thought she was cute
note: not even hovering over that link
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>>74493786
>yotsuba b
mate....
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>>74493776
mate I have manly wrists come off it
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>>74493734
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fucking hell lads i just woke up
those kopparberg mixed fruits really fuck you over
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Mum came over and saw all the bottles of wine in my recycling bin and said she's worried about me lol
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>>74493777
means thanks you university of life rorke
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>>74493786
*punches you in the head*
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lads I need a bit of advice here. It seems my pet Budgie has grown fond of saying the n-word thanks to my new roommate and my black stepdad is going to be stopping by later today to drop off some luggage I had left at my mum's house. What should I do?
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>>74493777
it means "thanks" :)
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>>74493644
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>>74493833
get rid off burd

gone
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THIS UGLY MOTHERFUCKER BANGS THIS 10/10 EVERY NIGHT

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
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lads
what sort of fish are these? I saw them in Pets at Home but the name card wasn't next to the tank
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business idea: 'coon posting as a regular gimmick
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>>74493833
bash that fascist bird
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>>74493825
don't bully him
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>>74493868
halibut mate
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>>74493839
Would add you to a brit discord if there was one :)
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>all these frosty anorexic extraterrestrials
you all look like mewtwo
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I love coons
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really do have some absolute woofters on 'riends 'ist
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>>74493857
i'm a labour voter
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>>74493795
how skelly are you?
I've always been below 20 BMI and above 17
she doesn't mind that I'm thinn but occasionally nags me to go to the gym and grow some muscle
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>>74493868
Pike
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>>74493857
i mean, hes no Adonis but holy fuck, that 'woman' is something else
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>>74493857
is that his mum?
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yeah yeah ill heem that runt. just after i've down this beverage

*downs bottle of kopparberg mixed fruit*

right, who here needs to be heeeeooooooouuuuuguhghghghHGHGHHHGHG

*immediately drops to the floor*

*starts suffering convulsions and choking up blood*

*dies of acute alcohol poisoning*
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business idea: bullying swedes

>>74493889
thanks :)

>>74493900
good post
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>>74493902
YOU JUST KNOW
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wish I was in Swansea rn to watch the football

sighhh
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>tfw no yummy mummy posho middle-class horse-keeping milf gf

https://www.fb.com/joanne.solomon1/videos/10153943460882824/
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Still can't believe that people were stupid enough to vote to leave the EU. Think old people and northerners should be banned from voting.
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>>74493868
trout
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noodles are too hot to eat rn
no doubt ill forget about them until theyre cold and rank
ffs
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>he's here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUXy2wQzZs
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>>74493886
i was invited to what i presume is some kind of /brit/ discord on new years eve
havent opened the program since then but it seemed like people were there regularly
ask ulster next time hes here

>>74493923
first-rate post
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>>74493955
set a timer you stupid plonk
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>>74493923
unless you're a newborn baby or something one bottle of kopparberg would not be a problem
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>>74493944
Greater London
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In school they first came for the yoyos, I didn't speak up because I didn't have a yoyo
Then they came for the tamagotchis, I didn't speak up because mum wouldn't let me have a tamagotchi
Then they came for the pokemon autists, I didn't speak up because I wasn't a pokemon autist
Then they came for the yu-gi-oh cards and by that time it was already out of fashion so no one else cared
still fucking pissed about that shit, spent months building my collection and they just left it in the principal's desk
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>>74493977
i don't know, it's pretty strong
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>>74493942
blimey
i'd give her a good seeing to if you get me
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>>74493857
>the absolute state of the lib dems
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>>74493930
Don't bully the swede >:(
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>>74493962
>heelstriking
enjoy fucked up joints sonic you stupid wanker
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>>74493968
so cute
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Won one of the bets in my accumulator. Already mentally spending the money (going to buy myself a nice new shirt x)
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>why yes, i drink cider. 'tis my drink of choice!
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>>74493868
skate
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shan't be getting on the gak again
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Love yoyos
Love tamagotchis
Love pokemon
Love yu-gi-oh
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so blessed to live in preston
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business idea: the 2005 ashes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klIpXSUdrHE

are tim
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>>74493685
roidmonkey corpse
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>>74494034
I go to uni in Preston
wouldn't say someone is blessed to live there
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business idea: wank
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>>74493972
THEN LOG IN AND SEND ONE REEEE
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post the pic of tim (farron) and nick (clegg) outside at some event and tim is gurning at nick from behind and looks like an actual gremlin
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>>74493972
>/brit/ discord
fucking dire
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>>74493904
fuck me I've lost three kilos, 17.5 BMI now

do you nag her to lose
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>I go to uni in Preston
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>>74494034
PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N
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How did the Soviet Union manage to get btfo by tiny little Finland but batter Nazi Germany?
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>>74494091
how tall are you
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she wants a man from plym
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>>74494091
Post tummy
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>>74494108
Couldn't handle the may mays
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>>74494056
>goes to an ex-poly
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Truly inhumane that people purchase highly brachycephalic dogs like pugs, perpetuating breed standards that cause the animals immense misery and a lifetime of vulnerability to grotesque ailments
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>>74494091
nice socks x
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i'm 5'9
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>>74494083
???
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Why does some of my pre-workout not dilute into the water? Why can't it keep dilluting until all the powder is gone?

What is the scientific reason behind this?
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>>74494108
the soviet union actually battered finland later on

the finns just managed to put up a very good defense initially while the soviet army was in complete disarray following purges and whatnot
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>>74494134
dogs should all be put down
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>>74494091
nah I think she's just the right level of thiccness for her bum
she's trying lose some tummy fat and make her bum bigger through going to gym though and I can't complain
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>>74494134
>and a lifetime of vulnerability to grotesque ailments

Not very nice, they couldn't help being born American.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs
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>>74494173
rekt
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>>74494132
>>74494094
so what I do Sports Therapy at UCLan
I'll end up with a better job than either of you
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My sister just had a go at me again

Threatened to reveal my gender dysphoria

Her and my mum want me to talk to someone/"get help"
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can sense a big fat one brewing
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I love their stupid little hands and highwayman masks
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>>74494184
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Rick Springfield is Australian what the FUCK is this
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never watched any test cricket
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Business idea: seduce a german itt.
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>>74494158
not enough water
all of the water molecules have dissolved the drink mix and there isn't enough molecules to dissolve the rest of the crystals
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>>74494191
Post shriveled willy
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>74494191
Why haven't you been honour killed?
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>>74494112
1.85

>>74494119
I posted it in a /fa/norexia thread once

>>74494135
thanks my mom bought them
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>>74494198
thicccc
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>>74494216
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why does it feel like night today? something in here's not right today, why am i so uptight today? paranoia's all i got left. i don't know hat stressed me out first, or how the pressure was fed, but i know just what it feels like to have a voice inside of my head.
It's like a face that i hold inside, a face that awakes when i close my eyes, a face that watches every time i lie, a face that laughs every time i fall and watches everything
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business idea: post your degree, classification and the uni you went to

got a first in maths from manchester
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>>74493904
>fat bitch nags you to go to the gym
What a horrible cunt desu
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>>74494258
Nobody would believe me
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>>74494077
cba :D going to bed now actually

>>74494086
there were some real anime /pol/ sort of redditors there b'god
took me back to secondary school being able to take the piss out of them without them realising
was only really there to see ulster

>>74494154
fuck its from this set but tims mouth is open and hes like baring his gums
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>>74494198
they're cute but they have a tendency to destroy things. Opossums make better pets
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need a german or swedish bf
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>>74494191
that's so sad to hear.

they only have no understanding, don't take it as a personal attack.
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>>74494235
So what you're saying is that a mixture of pre workout and water can't dissolve MORE pre-workout unless more water is added?

Why is that? Is it not acidic enough?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuvIIi2oDDY

I WANNA GYAL FROM BRUM
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>>74494258
BA in Islamic Studies from SOAS, 2:1
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>>74494191
dont think they meant /brit/ when they said that sweetie, try someone else
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>>74494276
>pol browsers
nvm that's grim
>>74494244
Post Reeee>>74494241
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>gender dysphoria

how much of a RUNT
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>>74494238
>>74494241
Do you think it'd be cool if I just said "Given the choice, I would have chosen to born female"?

Would they back off after that?

>>74494290
Thanks, I just wish my sister would be more supportive
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>>74494276
???
>>
need a gf
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MY WAIFU EMBRACED HER TURKISHNESS
>>
>>74494307
yes I am
Nothing to do with acidity. There simply isn't enough water for the pre-mix to dissolve in to.

>canadian education
>>
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>>74494166
nice
>>
>>74494378
No fat chicks
>>
>>74494352
NO ANOTHER
hes not smiling hes just like sneering at the back of nicks head
>>
>>74494378
spoiler that hog
>>
>>74494376
So why does it easily dissolve into juice?
>>
why you cretins insist on replying is beyond me
>>
>>74494162
'sheed
>>
Some cunt's given me fleas lads. FLEAS. Unbelievable. They're gonna be such a pain to get rid of, this entire flat is carpet.

Heard the neighbour swearing up a storm the other night, I'm guessing he has them too.
>>
business idea: treat gender dysphoria with antipsychotics
>>
>>74494374
Turk erkekler donerci bf istermi?
>>
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*rolls into the thread*
alri
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMnQzmKsXu8
>>
>>74494406
you are using more juice
>>
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>>74494100
Germany knows.
>>
>>74494412
willing to bet its your cat
>>
>74494350
Why haven't you been honour killed yet
>>
leafs
fleas
coincidence?
>>
>>74494154
>>74494352
crying
>>
>>74494415
I am actually going to get some antidepressants in 2 weeks

I bought my hormones myself

>>74494448
Spineless parents
>>
>>74494350
astagfurallah
mohammed would not be very happy with you
>>
>>74494439
Bullshit. You don't know what you are talking about, arrogant student twat.
>>
*sneezes into palms*
*wipes palms on your jumper*
'cheers lad'
*runs away*
>>
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"Come on Anon let's go vote for the conservatives"
>>
>>74494498
you should've wiped it on my cock
>>
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>>74494444
>>
>>74494447
Don't have a cat, or a dog, or any pets. Think the ground floor flat might. I've seen about 5 different people this week, only had one in the flat. Whoever got them, and stayed quiet about it and spread them, is a massive cunt though.
>>
>>74494412
Alri Oliver Twist lmao. Rub yourself in soot during your next chimney sweep rotation; that should smother the fleas off you.
>>
>>74494487
You're clearly a paki

None of these pigs would know that phrase
>>
>>74494524
I enjoyed this post yesterday
not so much today
>>
>>74494524
>tail not hanging from behind her skirt
not a fan
>>
might sexually assault the gf in her sleep
>>
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"Come on anon vote for labour"
>>
>was out drinking with a mate last night
>we come across his work colleague i've met a few times before
>mate tells me "Anon, allow me to introduce you to Lily"
>i do a double take
>i've met this guy a couple of times before. what the fuck
>for the rest of the night, feeling a bit uncomfortable due to the fact this bloke who i had previously known as a bloke is now speaking in a higher pitch voice, is effeminately crossing his legs and has slightly longer hair

fuck sakes, i thought this tranny trend only existed in cities. NOT happy with this development in the countryside, thought we were free from all that batshit modern lunacy
>>
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>>74494498
*chases you down and knocks you to the floor*

*stands over you*

Apologize
>>
>>74494524
for some reason I feel like I recognise this tart

swear she used to model for FRONT magazine
>>
>>74494554
Typical Zealander
>>
>>74494350
try and educate her about it if you can.
>>
>>74494498
*wipes sneeze onto manlet traffic cop*
'oh shit he fell over, better leggit'
https://youtu.be/8ax0XZGL2zw
>>
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>HULL -1
>>
>>74494561
>it's russian
COMMIES ARE RIGGING THE ELECTION
>>
>>74494524
female tory voters are either old women who go to church, middle class mummies or horse riders who went to private school
>>
>>74494619
Know "her" name?
>>
>>74494574
transgenderism has always been around x
>>
>>74494550
BURN
>>
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>>74494561
hmmmmmmm
>>
alri lads
>>
i know "astagfirullah" and "alhamdulillah" from having paki mates at work and school over the years (who dont piss themselves and will live to 30)
also know the greeting but not sure how to spell it
>>
>>74494617
bet not come in lad?
>>
>>74494644
it was around in degenerate circles of society, which previously did not extend to my area of living
>>
>>74494574
I've heard that butch lesbians are going extinct these days because they're all opting to become transmen. There are only a few isolated populations left in the wild today
>>
>>74494636
reverse image search gayboi
https://www.instagram.com/katyapero/?hl=en
>>
I am literally, unironically, a pakistani
>>
>>74494548
It's got nowt to do with poverty you moron. It's because us Brits are all crammed into these little flats, one fella gets fleas and before you know it, half the street's got 'em. Especially when some twat just ignores them and goes wandering around spreading them to the rest of us.
>>
>>74494648
>not into lads
leave
>>
Poleaboo do pakis side with iran or saudi arabia generally?
>>
>>74494690
alri sheed?
>>
>>74494549
half arab
I do love pints however
>>
>>74494690
sorry to hear that
>>
>>74494405
>>74494394
best I can do desu
>>
>>74494681
there's no such thing as "degenerate circles of society" x
>>
didn't really meet any pakis until I went to university
>>
>>74494733
>>74494739
SNAP
>>
>>74494660
>went to school with and is friends with pakis

I have deduced that you are
>non white
>poor
>a runt
>>
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>you're not actually voting, are you anon?
>you know that the left and right are just two sides of the same kosher shekel, and that our democratic system is just constructed to give us the illusion of choice, right?
>>
>>74494540
ooh dastardly
had a flea epidemic last year cos of bastard cats, had cups of water in every room to drown em in
>>
>>74494716
got an english name

>>74494721
cheers
>>
>>74494758
BURN
>>
>>74494739
clearly you've never been to Berlin
>>
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>vote lib-dumb
>>
want one of those bikes with a battery in it so i dont have to pedal uphill
any recommendations?
>>
>>74494759
It's bourgeoise not jews senpai x
>>
>>74494746
Didn't meet whites until highschool, really fucked me up

Had no concept of race or British culture until then
>>
>>74494778
umm i live in berlin sweetie x
>>
*votes for the communist party*
>>
>>74494759
>antisemitism

dropped
>>
i am
>white
>radical centre class
>the funniest & most intelligent & attractive person in this thread
>>
>>74494804

>>74494804

>>74494804

NEW
>>
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>>74494759
hmm very intresting m'lady

so tell me, do you think socialism can be achieved through parliamentary means?
>>
Ribena will most likely be honor-killed
>>
In my 36 years I don't recall ever seeing a FtM tranny. Maybe saw one and thought it was just a butch lesbian. Or thought it was a man. Never been like: "Oh there's a tranny gone the other way."
>>
>>74494780
tim looks like a sketchy geography teacher who stares at the girls in his class for longer than he probably should
>>
wouldn't mind doing a hate crime on 'bena
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>bourgeoise
>>
>>74494771
Yep. I keep a lighter by my bed now. Burn the little fuckers.
>>
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>the tranny bullies 'sheeds and poors in an attempt to fit in
>>
>didnt meet whites until highschool
from this i can deduce that you are:
>brown
>smelly
>poor
>runttastic
>a tranny
>destined for jail
>a nonce
>a brainlet
>a circumcised dicklet

>highschool
foy

>>74494780
THERE IT IS THATS THE ONE
dunno why i thought he had an open mouth or was behind nick
just look at that face
he could be looking over the front facade of a gothic cathedral

>>74494873
you realise hes a poor sheed too
>>
>>74494873
You're not filtering them? Get that filter on lad. Embarrassing when I see people actually commenting on these triprunts.
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