I could fucking deck every cunt ITT edition
wanna move to melbin
anime
>>74491198
bet you could big boy, i've been naughty and need a good seeing to ;)
who /vile slug of a creature/ here
choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTHFCSuL8BY
>>74491207
Hides their grotesque masculine legs
Dude, just pick a song!
*enters thread*
*decks every cunt itt*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
M E M E S
>>12447879
>>74491225
>black pudding
good lad
knee high socks only look good on men
>>74491198
STOP posting news with one line and on page 1
>>74491225
all those things take different amounts of time to cook
why not just do it in one pan?
FOLB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yQth3QEXtA
honestly think this should be made a legal requirement for every school. The ammount of benefits for the country as a whole would be massive.
Remember that if you think being gay is a choice you're probably a bender yourself who thinks it's normal to have to choose to not want to stick your cock in a hairy man's arsehole instead of naturally being disgusted by it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5avwMtgBSbU
MIIIILOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5avwMtgBSbU
honestly why would it matter even if being gay was a choice?
>>74491198
Why do older British males (28+) always look like alcoholics?
>>74491325
what if you just want a man to obliterate your back doors?
>>74491260
>press X to activate your Limit Break
>>74491269
TSUUUUUUUUUUU
If you listen to grime you're not a lad to me.
*Drinks entire pint at once*
JUST SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY DESK AND LAPTOP AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>74491364
Nothing gay about that
GENTLEMEN
THIS IS
DEMOCRACY
MANIFEST
>>74491359
i ask myself the same thing about germans
>>74491260
big lad actually has some amazing speed on his right, sends cunts FLYING
>>74491356
gay? a bit
>>74491359
cos they probably are
>>74491325
>what are feminine boys
HOWLING just shave
>>74491394
A succulent chinese meal perhaps?
wondering why gays shape their entire identity around their sexuality. bit weird and fetishist 2bh.
>>74491388
I drink pints and put grime on the jukebox
>>74491394
get you hand off my penis! XD
haha I saw that esoteric video that no one else in the world has seen
haha! *brofist*
>>74491442
Consider this: lots don't but you only notice the ones that do
>>74491460
dont think you know what esoteric means do you lad
I have chinned every Australian that I've met.
what i'm trying to say with this post is that violence is everywhere in our society man like even in breakfast cereals!
>>74491460
sod off you wet flannel
What books you lot reading then?
>74491460
howl at runts like you who get so upset at people having a bit of fun
>>74491442
who is doing that mate?
and what you think as sexuality is just your normal life retard, wife, children, death, it's all your life
love pints
best mate is a top lad and extremely funny but whenever he mentions his politics i can feel my HEEMing arm twitching
>>74491502
soon i will have vengeance for my fallen brothers
they unironically just made a sequel to she wants a man from brum
it's called gyal from brum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuvIIi2oDDY
I have literally chinned every Australian that I've met.
how old are all your machines you'e posting on or use daily?
I'm posting on my 2010 macbook pro. which I actually got new in 2010. Say what you will about macs but this one still works great, nearly 11 years old.
>>74491517
atlas shrugged
inb4 hat
>>74491517
Reading some of Marxs work
this autistic bloke i sometimes talk to thinks im his best mate
occasionally get to talking about politics and he turns into this simpering little toad, you can see his arms twitching and spittle dripping from his mouth
little runt wouldn't dare act out against me though, would drop him before he could get out "en garde"
>>74491544
grime is so gay
uk trap/drill better
>>74491565
built my own pc and upgrade parts whenever.
>>74491565
posting from my 1984 amstrad cpc 464 because i'm a patriot who only buys british products
>>74491586
>>74491587
hats
>>74491517
brothers karamazov
>>74491565
>tfw it's not 2021 yet
****chuckles****
>atlas shrugged
why are isis so cute?
>>74491565
>nearly 11 years old
what a strange thing to say
nearly 200 years old lads
(born 1999)
>>74491633
i have a rig I built to. only use it for gaming though, wouldn't dar pollute it with casual internet browsing. that and it's just more convenient to post on a lappy haha.
>>74491646
haha
>>74491651
why?
just had a chat to my best mate, haha things always get a bit heated when we discuss politics
>>74491633
>>74491690
frothing at the mouth spraying shit and piss everywhere and punching holes in the wall
ordered a 'za
>brothers karamazov
>>74491671
why? it is. wait, actually, it's nearly 10 years old! I bought it in august 2010
>>74491704
"heated" like an argument or "heated" you start kissing and wanking yourself off into his mouth and he swallows every drop of your sticky load haha
nearly shagged this a few years ago. sometimes wonder how ashamed of myself i'd be now if i had done. it's a bloke if that wasn't already obvious.
>>74491720
>slkgier
>lskfksj skfji ksfjskju skfji ksfjks ksjgie
what did mean this
saw brothers karamazov the other day
its a shit movie
>>74491750
fuck off you catamite
Lost all sense of self
>>74491565
>applecunt
>cant count
explains a lot
>>74491720
>plus diane abbott, something about leicester and sklgier
ah yes
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=91751
He was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/12907119
>>74491565
wtf hp Envy 15 came out in 2009 initially
bought it like 3 years ago and paid 700 quid for it with big discount. feel kinda ripped off
>>74491822
THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT
where did he come from? where did he go?
is it normal to get a headache after taking a shit
>>74491789
bit rude, wondering how you knew what that meant when I had to google it. is that what you do for a living?
>>74491792
I have windows and linux machines too
kek
>>74491848
where did she come from bullet hole Jo?
>>74491845
Um no sweetie
why is it even called the late show anymore . it should just be the drumpf show
>>74491852
Have you never shit before?
>>74491820
*caresses your nipple with the tip of my tongue*
hows this? o3o
>>74491823
what specs? For £700 now you could get something with an i7 and GTX960M
>>74491822
everyone considers themselves a radical centrist but most of them are varying shades of rorke or sheed
i myself am right smackdab in the middle of the spectrum, the fence post positioned perfectly to spear me up the bum
>>74491852
Yea it has to do with the low pressure caused by the vacuum of the recently vacated space drawing blood away from your brain.
t. knower of such things
>>74491822
proud leftist
we go again boys
opinions lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1p73h0Kd4
>>74491927
*hangs you from a tree limb*
>>74491628
all uk drill artists do is yell TRAP TRAP SKENG SKENG SKENG 4 4 IN A 4 DOOR TRUCK TEN TOES with the same flows over poverty instrumentals
grime is far superior
>>74491822
>sheed
>3 votes
reeeee pakis out
>>74491822
>39 posters
>9 votes
gf is chatting shit in her sleep
might type extra loud and wake her up
Books? Haha why yes, I've read them. Borges, Pynchon, Barth, Gaddis: the list could go on.
>>74492008
do a cheeky fart in her mouth
>>74491967
Grime is just amateur rap with a fake accent
>>74491889
Is Gordon Ramsey still hosting it? Not watched it yet.
>>74491225
Is that good hangover food?
got one of these for a quid from china
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/860874296528392192
stupid fucking tropical chocolate arsed voodoo monkey
>>74491954
gulag
what's the first tab you always open on your browser?
face hair grows way more on the right side of my face lads. tragic.
ah yes MTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ-Pyhk7GQA&feature=youtu.be
>>74492131
sounds like he kennotyan
>>74492132
would shag him
>>74491910
redpill me on my laptop compterman
>>74492141
www.reddit.com
then www.bbc.co.uk/news
then digg.com
>>74492141
Usually int then brit or cripplechan
>>74492150
so adjust your shaving method then idiot
28 and can't grow a beard. Never gonna happen is it?
>>74492139
;^)
never gommies
>>74492141
yer ma's facey
>>74492206
Post willy
>>74492141
bebo followed by myspace
>>74492141
got bookmarks for:
>bbc
>thailads brit link
those are the only constants
>tfw will never violate a cuteboys NAP
>>74492211
yes actually
/nogf2017/ is going swimmingly lads
Brit is a marxist board
*surreptitiously googles 'NAP'*
Acronym Definition
NAP No Acronyms Please
NAP Native American Practicioner
NAP National Aerial Photography
NAP Non-Aggression Pact
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/860479885566980096
>the state of president fart
>the state of the hysterical big girls blouses below him
>>74491225
>not tattie scone
hash broons aren't the same reeeeeee
>want to re-play knights of the old republic
>can't because it's not canon
fuck sake lads
>>74492077
what is it
>>74492298
YEW ABSOLEWT FOCKING MOWRON
>>74492305
4th it's what ancaps like
>>74492244
leave the sleeping toddlers alone m8
I've spent a week in matlock and I think I've gone a bit mental
>>74492322
Fidget Spinner. Toy some schools gave to autistic kids to stop them freaking out during lessons. Now they're a fad amongst the younguns
>>74492253
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_arms_race
no actually
>>74492312
legitimately can't remember why I ever cared so many about yank politics, literally don't care now
>>74492330
>praises free market
>also praises sk's planned capitalist economy
love this memelad
>>74492357
NOT a nonce lad
love jazz me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bootx5r6jEY
>>74492374
it was quite fun desu to follow during the elections because it was so crazy
>Non-aggression pact
ah ok, so they're like agreed upon codes of conduct aimed at governing society and minimising anti-social behaviour.
But they're not laws. Definitely not laws.
lol state of anarchists. ideology of utter cretins.
>>74492320
just play mass effect init
>>74492351
>>74492400
Not a nonce lad meant for.
can't think of anything worse than going to the footie with a woman
hmmmm
>>74492440
a nonce and illiterate. well done.
>>74492437
poor mans star wars, offended that it even exists
justify anarchism to me
>>74492432
No government though
>>74492450
grim
>>74479906
ahh hmm, tee tum tum tum..
>>74492295
could've achieved /gf2017/ but i think i've fucked it
>>74492448
took my mum up the Arse once and it was great fun.
>>74492243
imagine giving the nonce your IP instead of 4chan.org/int/brit
gives you a better oversight in case there's thread wars
just copped this
http://amzn.eu/elOf0VT
>>74492448
got an aunt who loves the forest, been with her a few times and it was good
>>74492475
>he thinks I meant boy as an actual underage
lol retard
>>74492486
Governments a bit gay innit la'
>>74492403
Greatest American invention
reminder that Joe Rogan is a junkie.
>>74492504
>shrill voices
>complaining about the wrong bits of play
>up and down to the toilet/tea stand
never again
>>74492243
>thailad's /brit/ like
enjoy being part of his nonce botnet
>>74492535
so you're a borderline nonce then. ok.
>>74492541
How dare you. The man is a spiritual leader.
>>74492526
what is it lad, some sort of anchor for a ship?
why is it that straights can call women girls and we cant call men boys without the nonce implication
>5 days working
>2 days laying about mindlessly browsing the 'chon and the 'dit
>repeat for the next 50 years
ah yes, excellent
>>74491266
need a boyfriend
>>74492541
of what? fuck off you little bender
how to convince the gf to get an abortion lads? she's convinced it's already a baby and sheeit
>>74492574
Homosexuality is abnormal
>>74492526
did ya buy the lube as well?
[spoiler] post pics [/spoiler]
>>74492516
>>74492564
the nonce can have my ip, whats he going to do with it? it is a bit shit clicking on it and winding up in a page 8 thread with no posts but its just easier than going to int/brit and looking for the right one
>>74492575
Go to the footy/pub
>>74492541
sorry sweaty you can't be a junkie if you only take weed and psychedelics
>>74492591
not an argument
???
???
>>74492574
"night out with the boys"
welp that's you're entire post proved wrong
>>74492573
not but i hope it really rocks my boat if you know what i mean
>>74492595
already got some x
>>74492582
roids
>in pub
>normies on the next table talking about traps and whether they're gay or not
wtf
>>74491260
fucking hell that big lad is inhumanly strong
business idea: instead of calling them sh*tposts, call them bad boy posts
>>74492591
Animals do it yet we are the only species to deem it abnormal
hmmm
>>74492627
it's "lads"
>>74492586
you should've listened
Pictured: EU Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker meets with British PM Theresa May
>>74492186
well of course i've already done that you fucking dolt. just looks a bit patchy
>he freely gave his IP and god knows what else to thailad
haha what a fucking moron
>sorry sweaty
absolutely love this gimmick, always catches my off guard
>>74492626
>>74492654
screeching
>>74492657
stopped caring 10 minutes ago
>When someone says "not an argument" in response to a comment that clearly wasn't intended as an argument
>>74492612
bookmark the /int/ catalog, ctrl+f, type '/br'. worst thing that happens is some autist has made a thread about /brit/ that isn't actually /brit/ but then you just click the next result and it's that. takes all of 5 seconds and you're not supporting the nonce
*moos*
>>74492575
find a way to make faster money and you could cut that down to 10 years of work and the rest of your life sent sipping tequila on a Florida beach
don't care about starving in the street and you can stop working now
>>74492659
same
The only black kid in Harry Potter was canonically fatherless. Why is Rowling such a racist?
>>74492674
not an argument retard
>half-drunk ozzy acting tough on the internet
ahhh
>>74492674
>this
>an argument
foy
>>74492636
Normies wouldn't consider for a microsecond that liking traps is anything but gay.
Only someone who has had their mind turned to mush subjected to years of slide threads on somewhere like /r9k/ would even entertain the notion that having anal sex with a man is ever anything but full blown gay.
>>74492700
Just came back from the mainland. No white people left desu
>>74492648
not an argument
anyone else here pick their nose?
>>74492695
thought dean was only black in the movie
>>74492695
she'll retcon it on twitter at some point to keep herself in the news
>>74492675
alternatively:
click the thailad bookmark
you misapprehend my attitude to surfing the web and by extension the chon
if it cant be done in an instant it might as well not be done at all
>>74492722
everyone does
>>74492722
I go to sleep with the aircon on just so I've got a good few hard ones in storage for the morning
>>74492665
howling
what is this?
>>74492680
faakin cow
>>74492716
Not a refute
>>74492715
>>74492700
no idea how I quoted you sorry mate
macron will win and punish the uk
being left handed is abnormal
checkmate rorkes
>>74492695
>Dean was the black guy
Always thought Dean was the kid who looked like Wayne Rooney from the films.
>>74492752
[rebuttal not relevant]
how do you make friends/meet girlfriend?
I used to have friends but liked being alone so I didn't talk to them much and now I don't have any. I just want a small group of close friends and a girlfriend who loves me
where did it all go wrong lads
>>74492752
woulkd refute it if it was an argument
>>74492714
my normie friends had the discussion about whether shagging ladyboys is gay
>>74492770
my lefty gf gives great handjobs thou
>>74492783
Go to the footy/pub
>>74492734
>wind up in a page 8 thread with no posts
@74492789
But it is...
>poleaboo supports this
>>74492770
left handers aren't disproportionately paedophiles though
>>74492781
That was Seamus
>>74492665
>/pol/ in a nutshell
>>74492770
been saying for months we need to get rid of the lefties
The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, according to the book, she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’” Trump has denied both the rape allegation and the suggestion that he had a scalp-reduction procedure. Hurt said that the incident, which is detailed in Ivana’s deposition, was confirmed by two of her friends.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women
>>74492739
>aircon
>paying for the luxury of air with a lower-than-normal energy state
imagine being this cucked
don't much like this new coffee I bought lads. beans are very oily, tastes very strong, almost smokey.
>>74492806
that's not my type of scene
@74492809
shut up nonce
>>74492770
nah
being either left or right handed is abnormal
I can use both of my hands equally
>>74492766
hot x
>>74492806
wanna go to the pub with me?
>>74492770
top of the list for day of the rope are left handers and vegetarians
>>74492843
Put half & half and sugar in it
>>74492770
>mfw I learn in Latin class as an 11 year old that the word for 'left' is 'sinister'
>>74492783
It's tough and gets tougher the older you get, truthfully most people have legacy friend groups from where they grew up or from uni. Get a hobby, maybe join a church if that's at all a thing in Sweden, do online dating.
>>74492791
why don't you fuck off back to your normie mates then you fucking normdroid twat
FONT
>>74492808
im a gambler
>>74492860
Only if the footy is on
>left handed
>>>/witch/
reuse my aeropress filters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs
S A O I R S E
A
O
I
R
S
E
>>74492888
nah you're just an idiot
common sense master race
>>74492810
hate poleaboo
love kopparberg
>>74492837
>his cunt is so depressingly cold he doesnt need an aircon
bit sad
Just realised that I don't really like anyone in my life at all
>>74492872
FOYBT
>>74492814
neither are gay men
perhaps you are conflating social cults where you are more likely to be nonced (churches, boys' clubs only) to be attracting more pedophiles
on 4chan for example, there are way more same sex threads about girls and i've yet to see one that sexualises boys and this is with gay and bisexuals being overrepresented on 4chan in the first place
>>74492832
See I think the main issue here is the people that write this sort of thing have already accused him of so much nonsense that they aren't really taken seriously anymore. It's become tabloid tier "Journalism" that, fact or fiction, doesn't hold any weight at all outside of the left wing echochamber.
>>74492920
nah im just a clever gambler
>>74492791
In retrospect I may have been too strong with my words here >>74492883, sorry.
only gone and fallen for rosy lads
>>74492950
Dick
>>74492940
>neither are gay men
>>74492936
realized this years ago and now I'm all alone. Would recommend looking at what you DO like about them rather than what you don't like, appreciate them ))
>>74492919
shite song
ed sheeran doesn't even have the vaguest clue about ireland
when I was young
I had no sense
I bought a flute
for 50 pence
the only tune
that I could play
was fuck the pope and the IRA
little bro has a bday today. Literally was given like 6 fidget spinners
every time is see an australian post i find it funnier by default. they're like the jesters/court clowns of 4chan
>>74492968
christ you don't realise how ugly her face is until you see it in a video
>nonce and gay are the same thing
>>74492950
>>74492883
apology accepted
nice to see we can be civil on here
>>74492968
christ she really needs a nosejob
>>74492968
bet everyone hated her in school
imagine it was the opposite and we all had gfs but didn't want them
and we'd call anybody without a gf a normie twat
and virgins were also normies and having sex was an autistic hobby
>>74492968
holy fuck I remember lurking brit threads a while ago and seeing her twitter
was she a camgirl back then or just started? that's pretty cool her body is nice.
>>74492970
There was like one study showing a correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia and that psychologist's methods have since been discredited by the scientific community
... white cat...
imagine UNIRONICALLY being a loyalist LOL
howling at the mere prospect
>>74492970
oh fuck off
first you rorkes only post all day about paki rape gangs doing girls and then you call gay men pedos
>>74493008
Is it legal to carry a sword in Europe?
>>74493049
B BUT MUH BIBLE MUH GOD
>>74492968
*pays up like a good little piggy*
it would be kinda fun to have a skype group :3
>>74493045
did you not see the pay up piggies memes
she's into findom now
>>74492938
Fuck off yank B T?
Can't stop wanking to this one
the 'za from dominos is very well proportioned . with stringy cheese and no airbubbles. a rarity from them
>>74493071
lol triggered
>>74493081
Let's make a discord :3
ahaha
the preggo gf broke up with me
>>74493041
yeah mate imagine that haha mad *hooks you in the forehead and walks over your corpse to talk to someone else*
>>74493074
got a life so i binned that knife
not a lord so i ditched my sword
NEED to revise but cba
>>74493091
>ywn be a millionaire Chad movie star with a hot wife and a friendly muscular Dave Bautista to teach you things
why even live
>>74493087
fuck off yank billionaire twat
>>74493069
Imagine wailing and screeching about your support for a foreign terrorist organisation every day and STILL being forced to have the union jack above each and every one of your posts
Is there a bigger cuck in existence?
>>74493121
shan't be believing any part of this
>>74493083
i don't know what that means :(
>>74492968
runt
aisha is our madame president, comrade
last to kill it
>>74492073
not really
>>74492741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1ZuFvEtno