/cum

>>74466060
fuckfuckbees
fuckfuckbees
fuckfuckbees

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W O K E

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How's Baja?

>>74466110
>GPA over 4
>credits
This has affirmative action all over it

>>74466110
I'm sick of blacks being boosted by affirmative action >:(

t. john wang

cum lol

just found out today is Mexican Independence day

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mustard race

>>74466174
no she just went to a very good school, as you can tell from all those good smart looking young men behind her

*aborts my child*
whoops

>>74466230
*squirts mustard into your eyes*
*howls with laughter as you scream in agony*

>>74466211
it's also victory day in the Netherlands

>>74466264
Stop it.

>>74466211
no it isn't
>>74466230
i can tell by your eyes that youre a mudblood

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How long does it take for ketamine to wear off
I have to work soon

What was the worst post in /cum/ history?

>>74466357
why did you take ketamine

>>74466420

>>74466333
my mom is black

>>74466410
AHA YOU POSTED ITT >>74466154

>>74466410
I hadnt tried it b4 and it sounded interesting

i have the same eyes as the mulatto

>>74466424
why didnt your dad do what the denver poster did and force your mom to get an abortion to prevent racemixing?

>>74466491
Did you enjoy it?

Who's been making music
REPLY

>>74466512
I feel bad about making her get one but not the abortion itself.

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>>74466110
>$2.8 million In scholarships
Something feels off about that

>>74466558
me

>>74466540
Wish it would wear off now

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>According to Newsweek, 2017 marks the first time since 2001 that the President has not personally hosted a Cinco de Mayo celebration at the White House.
WOW WOW WOW WTF DRAMPFAFU?

I think I masturbated too many times today

>>74466616
he's too busy being a baby about everything to show up

>>74466512
my dad racemixed twice

>>74466657
if i masturbate more than twice a week my dick feels limp

>>74466677
>he couldnt get a regular girl
>he had to settle for an irregular
sad!

>>74466720
l o w t e s t

>>74466720
I've done it 6 times in the past 2 hours

I don't want to go out today because I'm worried I won't be able to get hard

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>>74466798
>I've done it 6 times in the past 2 hours

i have injun blood
ask me anything

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i swear i see this woman's facebook like 10 times per day.

i need help

>>74466899
What's it like to huff gasoline?

>>74466937
ive never done it but i like the smell of gasoline
probably due to the injun blood

>>74466878
Don't just repeat my posts
Help me
The day has only gotten started
I'm not sure how many more times I'll do it

>>74466951

i like the smell of gasoline, what a coincidence.

>>74466899
how many white men have you scalped?

>>74467006
58

Found a nice dog in my yard today, his owner was not a qt girl(XX)

/cum/ should be more like /polska/ is right now

lancelot is the strongest knight of the round table

>>74466951
same but I'm irish

>>74467167
>lancelot

>>74466900
delete facebook

>he doesnt have a permanent erection and wear shorts to show it off along with his muscular calves
low test

that feel when King Arthur was a literal cuck

lancelot? More like prance-a-lot. I could heem that wet rag right into the Boyne

im going to change my name to hugh mann

>>74467251
king arthur was a celtic sissy
i bet guinevere got the big anglo cock

>>74466798
>I don't want to go out today because I'm worried I won't be able to get hard

I thought you would be more scared about getting a hard on in public.

A shit load of people have their garages open today but there's nobody inside them wtf

>>74466752
he had kids with a white woman too

>>74467361
is that strange in florida?
people in my neighborhood have their garages open all the time
it helps make sure that they dont turn into ovens during the summer

>>74467323
King Arthur was Roman you dirt eating barbar

>>74467417
people in arizona never leave their garages open

>>74467430
king arthur was a story invented by celts who were too sissified to fight the angles and saxons so they wrote a story instead and hoped that king arthur would turn real and do the fighting for them

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this Canadian mulatto is getting on my nerves and i say this as a Sicilian who descends from moors

ive never had anything stolen from my garage

>>74467417
Idk, I've never done it in florida (I'm not really from florida), and I've never done it anywhere else, unless I was in the garage doing something for an extended amount of time (or doing yard stuff). Never noticed until today.

>tfw your country has no cool heroes

i just wanted to play vidia now i have to go to work
reeEE

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>this Canadian mulatto is getting on my nerves and i say this as a Sicilian who descends from moors

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>tfw your country didn't waste it's resources trying to save the netherlands from """villains"""

>quoting someone but not actually quoting them

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>>quoting someone but not actually quoting them

cum lol

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>i don't know /cum/ memes

>>74467827
eric is a cool guy

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>eric is a cool guy

>Dude, happy Cinco de Mayo
>Happy what?
>Cinco de Mayo, bro, good job on defeating the French
>What the fuck are you talking about
>Isn't today your most important day in Mexico?
>Why would it be
>You defeated the French, don't you guys like, celebrate this day and get fucked up?
>No, most schools just take the day off, today has not much significance to us
>Dude you don't know shit about your history
Can't way for this day to be over

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me on the right

>>i don't know /cum/ memes

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>>74467986
Just get drunk like others do

>>74468017
radical centrism is a fusion of the stronger properties

>>74468081
>>>quoting someone but not actually quoting them

Cum is super shit today
Stupid cum be more funny

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>>74468146

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>>74468146

*dances for the finn*

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King Arthur is pretty cute

>>74468196
*stabs you with a spear*

>>74468146
if i posted hentai would it make you feel better

>>74468244
*deflects the attack away with her zweihander sword*

Fuck wypipo

>>74468279
No
Le varg stopping face

>her
fuck off

tfw you will never live in Renaissance northern Italy

gook

gook

AND FUCK KOREAN PEOPLE

gook

>>74468421
>not wanting to be a viking

>watching something about renaissance Italy
>everyone is speaking with a Bri'ish accent

we gotta stop these f*cking globalists

really hate the tories lads

>/bant/ is a thing
why are generals still allowed here?

>>>/bant/

>>74468595
I would never post in a /bant/ general that isn't /brit/, because it would all be regional porn

>>74468595
You go there and stay there you fucking retard

Sick and tired of this bullshit

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Wish it would stop

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rip cum

Rub chum

>John C. Reilly made it bigger than Tim & Eric
Serves them right

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>canada

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just pretend i'm sherlock holmes

i hope that i drink enough one day that i finally shoot myself buds

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I hate the human body

Has /cum/ ever had sex?

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>why yes I upload videos that are nearly identical to the thousands of other people upload videos

>>74469104
as if the answer would be surprising

>>74469104
Yes

Have you?

>>74469132
gotta get that jewtube money

>>74469104
yeah
i had the same girlfriend from freshman to senior year of highschool

>>74469104
no

south carolina > north carolina

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lmao what

>>74469332
nothin personful

Cum is pretty garbage right now. buds.
Fuck /cum/.

>>74469413
thanks for nothing

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Gonna go watch some porn with the bf

See you in a bit

>>74469572
bit gay

>>74469572
kind of fruity

I dumped too much tequila in this

This is going to hurt

>>74469655
chug chug chug

don't care what you're doing

>>74469706
Only if you buttchug with me :)

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*pop* *pop* *MAH NIGGA*

*stops talking to dc*

mate you're a fucking yank don't even look at me

[@]74469878[/@]
I'm Irish

>>74469878
*stares at your crotch and laughs*

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>have been saving all my change from tips from work for the past few months
>just took it all to work
>$118 all stuffed in a large dunkin donuts cups
not too shabby desu

bro you're a fucking limey don't even look at me

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I bought a sandwich wrap and some mayo leaked out and spilled on my flannel

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>>74469921
>>just took it all to work
I mean a coinstar machine
I don't know why I said work

>>74469943
haha semen

*diarrhea*

>>74469943
portland tier post

>>74467827
she is cute

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>>74469332

>>74469987
I can reassure you I will never allow you near my dogter for as long as you breath you pathetic little runt

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That was fun

>>74469594
>>74469610
nou

>>74470009
:^)

>>74469955
same

>>74466752
I mean I dated some psycho goth white chick and now I'm dating a native so.....

did I win?

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>mate you're a fucking yank don't even look at me

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I guess I need to colonize New Mexico now

I wish we lived in a society where everyone wore masks all the time and taking it off was equivalent to being naked.

Then I'd finally be able to live day to day without wanting to kill myself

milo doesn't know what he has coming tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iscdt5OXbEk

>>74470565
damn...

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>>74470565

>>74469943
nigger its May, why are you still wearing flannels?

>keeping up with seasonal fashion
*tips clit*

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found a 20 lying on my bus seat today buds

feeling cautiously optimistic about the future

>>74470795
:)

>>74470795
thief

Should I go to Tanzania or New Zealand?

>>74470862
go to new zealand and get some hobbit pussy

>>74470795
:)

>>74470857
i asked the driver if anyone had called about lost money but he said no

>>74470746
I wear blue jeans, white shirts, and a black letterman even if it's hot out

kys fashionista

>>74470889
woops>>74470830

gonna take a shower

>>74470903
no timberland shit kickers

>>74470935
be there in a sec ;^)

>>74470970
haha, gay!

about 4 hours until my beer run..

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>>74470882
uhh..

>>74470992
pick me up another fifth of rum

>>74470992
pick me up a strawberry daiquiri

>>74471011
They look nice

>>74470945
Just sauconys because I like being able to run comfortably

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>>74471028
only beer and wine at the store i go to...

>>74466110
>you will never get paid $2.8mil to show up to an african american history course every other week, then write up some half-assed paper before class

>>74471080
ew disgusting dude clean that shit up

>>74471080
TX?

>>74471080
then get me some of those smirnoff mix drinks in a can

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>>74466110
>>74466174
>>74466191
>>74466582
Why are black people so smart?

Maybe if we pretend that black people are smart they will become smart

>>74471130
>aeronautical science

He was going to be an astronaut, but his time came to soon

>>74471199
WE
WUZ
AZTRONAUTZ

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saw meself a fucking arab today

benis in bagina

>>74471130
Maybe if more black people died there will be more of them with degrees

>>74471130
>getting a degree at 17 years old
blacks wisdom cant trump whitey any day

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>>74471130
A white girl I went to school with unironically got her degree at 16

can i get some info from fellow Canadians
how is the job market there for welders?
if you know any info that would be great
thanks

>>74471182
good gimmick

>74471370
>74471406
I have never enjoyed this meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVV3ZFitsY

this song makes me want to go out and beat some niggers and muslims

could really use a drink right now
where is he with those beers

>>74471420
Isn't so good in the oil industry anymore, but the construction industry is booming so they need trades people in Vancouver and Toronto.

Corona tastes like shit, why do mexicans like it?

don't understand why you'd spam the same thing a bunch of times when the filter exists

>>74471542
>why do mexicans like it
Corona is trash wypipo drink

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Unpaid custodial staff ignoring his duties?

>>74471486
thanks
is pay at least semi decent, to cover basic needs nothing fancy
im willing to work anywhere i dont care about big cities and such

keep it up, this is the most (You)'s i've gotten all week

>>74471623
Why bother banning people when they just keep coming back anyway
easier to just ride it out

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>>74471641

>>74471636
According to google $23.00/hr is average starting wage

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>>74471673
On boards where the unpaid custodial volunteers are somewhat competent they ban people as fast as they get proxies

>>74468642
sorry 2 hours late

but you are the retard, mi amigo. get out while you can, I'd wipe your shitty little homestead off the face of the desert first thing if I was president

>>74466099

Jolyne is CUTE

CUUUUUUUTE

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>>>/bant/
NEWFAGS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74471776
anime is ruining you

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>>74471758
Tell me more about these mythical boards. Can such a place truly exist?

>>74471788

Part 6 hasnt been animated yet

feeling dyslexic lately

>>74471700
ok but can you live of that in toronto?
i know toronto is pretty expensive.
is that US or Canadian $?
i know i could google it but this is first hand information

>>74471798
Go post a few meme frogs on /a/

>>74471788
>anime is ruining you
i think most people were ruined before they started watching anime

>>74471837
Leaf dollars, minimum wage in Toronto is $11.60/hr so you won't be living in luxury.

gotta gimmick

stop you cuck

/Anonymous/i, btw

>>74471865
hmmm no

>>74471919
>>74471919
>>74471919
>>74471919
>>74471919
>>74471919

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>Our general stays in it's rightful place as #1 on the first page
Gotta love these spam bumps, dog bless.

Reading Faulkner to balance with the shitposting

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*goes to Wal-Mart*

>>74471922
it worked :)

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I wonder what he has against us

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>>74471983
Stob shitig in mart

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>>74471955
hmmm

>spam method harder to ban but much MUCH easier to filter
Excellent strategy, now nobody ever has to read your posts again

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*sharts in defiance*

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>>74472028
>imblyig

wtf happened here

*imagines 60 year old self*

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一杯中国茶,是不是?

>>74472081
some roach getting rowdy

>>74472081
Finnish posters

>>74472105
wtf i still hate my countrymen

Foreigners move to America/Canada and the only culture they maintain is what kind of food they cook on the weekend.

>>74472076
that's not what I was implying
and fi your keyboard because only or 3 non-uintessential runes are allowed to be ecluded from posting

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>>74472121
Finnish patriotism?

>>74472139
I don't get it

Think i fried my brain

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>>74472163

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>>74472163
Something to do with a chinese cartoon

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>>74472146
一点儿中国晚饭,也许吗?

>>74472139
*fails to pronounce fricative alveo-palatal consonants*

>>74472199
The female dolphin's vagina is so muscular it can could rip a human's penis clean off.

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>tfw i will never make a good meme

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>>74472146
I wish that was true, you should know better.

>>74472237

dont underestimate the power of Jotaro and his autism

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>>74472244
Keep making OC until it succeeds.

/dead/

>>74472255
we don't have too many muslims around here
I'll visit Minnesota and report back

>>74472244
dont post my gf again

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What are ya'll doing in /cum/ on a Friday night?

>>74472460
my neighbor asked me to borrow my mower

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>>74471955
how did they get away with it?

>>74472460
could ask you the same thing

cum is slowest on friday night
wow normies ree --e eee

>>74472460
as opposed to what

>>74472460
im a loser

>>74472460
same thing i do everyday, nothing

>>74472500
I got back from work and now I'm sort of just lazing around

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Pretty sure my friend is gay and likes me
He's constantly fucking up thing when I speak to other people, especially girls

But maybe he's just really awkward

>>74472488
there was a land dispite between the us and canada
the us, canada, and britain decided to talk it out
the brits agreed with the us on the dispute and told the leafs to fuck off

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I'm making another post to fill in the void

>>74472559
just say something negative about sodomites to find out

the /brit/ is stealing all our americans

NEW
>>74472597
>>74472597
>>74472597

>>74472574
*shoots you*
stay outta muh castle

>>74471919
>>>/r9k/brit

>>74472602
shall not

>>74472602
you're 17 posts early you inbred moosefucker

>>74472602
extremely early when compared how dead /cum/ is

>>74472559
if he's cockblocking you, remove him.

>>74468992
why is she drinking fruit punch, and not based tamarindo or mandarin?

gook

what happened?