ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space edition
anime
>>74460126
/auts/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGUG844Edh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkdxWsUE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCiI1SxOYuo
It's half 7 but it looks like it did at midday. Hate summer.
wogs
shit album
>>74460126
early
sad cunt
POONELD RUMP BTFO
*observes*
>>74460148
Shan't be watching one attosecond of any of these videos.
>United States of Europe
>>74460176
*shoos you away*
corbyns dream is to turn us into Venezuela
Me to yanks ITT
>>74460195
>tfw we're the Mexico of Europe
Just copped
>>74460155
>>74460155
>>74460155
I like collecting precious metals and watches, but don't do it often because I have no money
I also really like trains and I'm an OG trainposter
>>74460216
(((multivitamins)))
>>74460177
how about this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKkadSKnT8
12 pack of coors light for £9 at ASDA
5th poo of the day
genuinely incapable of staying in a long term relationship lads
admittedly I had one for 18 months but that was because we argued and broke up to get back together every other week and had great sex, aside from that they have never surpassed a couple of months because I either get bored or cheat
>>74460207
I got a shitload of (You)'s in that last thread
Yanks welcome here
>>74460216
>multivitamins
>not getting your daily dose of vitamins from the humble brazil nut
git gud
>voted labour
>but tories won
wtf i hate voting now
only suppliment i take is the morning cod live oil capsule
this place is literally INFESTED with normie scum
>muh booze
>muh gambling
>muh drugs
>muh slags
>muh politics
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
whats the non normiest thing you do lads? gotta be some intesting oddballs in here
Respond with your best chav accent
>>74460220
>he rides the virgin train
>>74460216
>Centrum
sudaca
>>74460259
See you found the right thread finally. Second time lucky
>>74460259
not have any friends
>>74460251
>I either get bored or chat
ye sure mate not her doing it :^)
>>74460259
she's fucking ugly and has a shit body
I prefer The Perfect Prescription
Vote Tory or get hit by a Lorry
why isn't this a saying yet, lads?
Hate the Tories. Not reddit just don't like them. simple as
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfTlJrZMg6Y
What are Fusili even good for?
ah yes
another shit month of free games from sony
so glad I'm on (((PS-PLUS)))
>>74460259
-collect 40k
-post on /brit/
-browse /d/
-have a large collection of women ill never meet on my pc
-drink alone often
-no friends
-women hate me!
-neet
>>74460259
not sure whether film photography is normie or not but I withdraw from absolutely everyone and just spend my time posting on 4chan despite finding it easy to communicate with others
>only suppliment i take is the morning cod live oil capsule
>>74460176
*hugs you from behind*
>>74460220
post your best watches
>>74460289
superb post
>>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself
>>74460144
I already conceded that black American girls love white cock
What are you playing at? If you don't have the looks or game for western women just shut the FUCK up and fuck escorts or try to date African women
And I am half black, my mom is darkskin with a light skin granny. Not my fault you don't believe me
>>74460259
>what's the non normiest thing you do
probably this
>go into the woods behind my house in the dead of night
>let out the most autistic guttural scream i can muster
>sprint back inside
>watch as neighbourhood comes to life
>porch lights turn on, people come out
>been doing this for months
>stagger the nights i do it so as to not raise suspicion
there's so other activities i do that would considered unsound as well
>>74460332
for eating
>>74460259
Booze, gambling and drugs are no indication of normieness
I drink every day and take lots of drugs and I'm literally turning 29 tomorrow as a kissless virgin, it hardly gets more freakish than that. Even spastics have had sex by this age.
>>74460216
>moisturiser
Bender
>>74460361
hate theroux
pseud cunt
>>74460269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VE0Rflje0x
>>74460292
I think I've cheated on every girlfriend I've had and been cheated on by one of them, it's so easy to tell if a girl is cheating and if you think otherwise you're a virgin
Think I'm in love
Probably just hungry
Think I'm your friend
Probably just lonely
Think you got me in a spin now
Probably just turning
Think I'm a fool for you babe
Probably just yearning
Think I can rock and roll
Probably just twisting
Think I wanna tell the world
Probably ain't listening
Come on
I think I can fly
Probably just falling
Think I'm the life and soul
Probably just snorting
Think I can hit the mark
Probably just aiming
Think my name is on your lips
Probably complaining
Think I have caught it bad
Probably contagious
Think that I'm a winner, baby
Probably Las Vegas
Come on
Think I'm alive
Probably just breathing
I think you stole my heart now, baby
Probably just thieving
Think I'm on fire
Probably just smoking
Think that you're my dream girl
Probably just dreaming
Think I'm the best babe, come on
Probably like all the rest
I think that I could be your man, oh
Probably just thinking
>>74460393
fuck off
There once was a man from Nantucket
>>74460381
with what though
>>74460380
vocaroo
>>74460259
Walk around the house singing "gas the Jews" to the tune if various Shania Twain songs
>>74460335
Stop playing games and read Don Quixote
>>74460322
If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote for Labour
Lorry and Tory don't really rhyme
>>74460427
thon à la catalane
>>74460425
who had a rather large willy
is reddit down for anyone else
>>74460445
already read it
and moby dick
>>74460350
here is one that some people like to jerk off to in watch circles
>>74460259
sometimes leave my phone recording when I walk out of the room to see if people are talking about me when i'm gone haha
hate arse
love chebs
simple as
>>74460441
vocaroo
>>74460259
i write lowercase poetry for the boys on /brit/
>>74460379
What the fuck are western women?
The entire world is westernized, you goof.
>>74460489
do they haha?
>>74460380
did a chuckle to the thought of this
getting a lot of pages not loading on the 'dit
must be heavy 'dit use this friday for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CvHAZ-98ug
Proposal: Those on income-based Jobseekers' Allowance (or whatever the equivalent is now) for more than a short grace period (2 months?) should be required to undertake community service in exchange for their benefits.
Workfare was shit because it was exploited by private corporations. In my proposal, the work would be purely for the public good. Things like litter cleanup, graffiti removal, public park maintenance, etc. They should be required to do this for a certain number of hours per week except where they can show that it would conflict with an interview or other work-related event, can stop at any time if they receive a call from a potential employer, etc.
This would instil or retain a work ethic in the claimants and provide the taxpayers with some kind of value for their money.
>taking watches seriously
my 5 quid fw-91 does everything I need
if you shit more than once a day you have serious problems and need to sort your life out
do you like steam trains /brit/?
>>74460481
>jerk off
fuck off yank
>>74460481
>watch circles
>>74460546
you a girl?x
need a quarter black gf
>>74460126
only like ONE song by them
>Quixotic
odds i have a wank
evens i dont
mummy just came out as trans
>>74460251
Same
>>74460539
So you are proposing that we have the unemployed perform various tasks in exchange for monetary compensation? Hmm yes quite revolutionary I must say.
>>74460259
source on the girl?
>>74460528
haven't caught anyone yet, always get really paranoid that they'll check my phone and see the voice recording notification so I come back really quickly.
Watching Tarkovsky's Stalker and having a Chinese meal, how comfy are you?
bought myself a $5 birthday cake, eating it in the dark while looking at the computer by myself
not even my birthday
can already tell it's going to be a shit, boring weekend
>>74460547
prefer BR era diesels but I appreciate steam
>>74460605
sort yourself out mate
>>74460539
ah yes completely worthless work for very little money
that will surely promote work ethic and improve motivation
need to present my thesis on Monday
>>74460611
having a Kopparberg mixed fruits and a bag of brazil nuts
slightly uncomfy because I've had really bad tfwnogf since I kissed a girl on a night out last weekend
>>74460641
diesels are boring and gay
>>74460617
>Arbeit shall resume in 2 and a half days
>>74460669
FONT
>>74460216
£4.10 for 4?
>>74460605
sounds a bit autistic. Hope you never check /brit/ after you've left :x
Who else watching the comet tonight?
WELL I'M NOT DUMB BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY SHE WALKS LIKE A WOMAN BUT TALKS LIKE A MAN
OH MY LOLA, LO LO LO LO LOLA
LO LO LO LO LOLA
>>74460539
this is a fantastic idea, ignore the runts saying otherwise
>>74460669
>I kissed a girl on a night out
rapist wanker loves his rape
>>74460322
Happens even if you do vote Tory
>>74460539
>just work harder plebs
utter fucking idiot. there's not enough work for everyone under capitalism. unemployment is built into the system
having a peroni and beans on toast
>>74460669
>Kopparberg mixed fruits
HAHAHAHAHA RUNT
>>74460706
what comet mate
>>74460715
c o l a cola
>>74460736
Halley's comet is supposed to be visible tonight
>>74460736
The one next to Currys
>>74460700
I search 'cheshire' in the archives every once in a while, it's mostly just greater london posting about me when i'm not there at like 5 in the morning though
they say there will be a full moon tonight
*presents arse*
>>74460599
>>74460657
If someone has been on JSA for months, they are implicitly saying that nobody is hiring for work that they can do. They may or may not be telling the truth. So we /find/ them work. It's not the most glamorous of work, but beggars can't be choosers.
If they are lying, I think it might be remarkable just how fast they manage to find better employment. If they are telling the truth, then at least they are contributing to the community in exchange for their money and they are motivated to improve their CVs and search harder for better work.
>>74460793
*wanes*
WELL I'M NOT THE WORLD'S MOST PHYSICAL GUY
BUT WHEN SHE SQUEEZED ME TIGHT SHE NEARLY BROKE MY SPINE
OH MY LOLA, LO LO LO LO LOLA
LO LO LO LO LOLA
>>74460697
shan't
>>74460726
She came on to me.
>>74460735
Keep telling yourself you enjoy that bitter, hoppy Hobgoblin shite to impress your dad.
>>74460793
*punches it*
the eagle has landed
>>74460677
fuck you then
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkm8mGlfm9w
tune of the fucking century
>>74460801
hey just cut out the middleman and bring back the workhouses
If evolution is real, why do narwhals still have those retarded horns that serve no purpose?
checkmate, atheists
>>74460735
>You drink something nice and relatively strong? Fucking runt bahaha, i only drink the finest horse piss, which makes me cooler than you ;)
>>74460852
>human's don't understand something
>lol they serve no purpose
Such arrogance and naivety
beer tastes like vile tramp piss
>>74460854
>>74460816
kopparberg runtlets are THIS angry
enjoy your literal woman drink
>>74460816
>She came on to me.
rape victim wanker loves being raped
>European diesel trains
Honestly embarrasing, leave it to the big boys
>>74460852
>serves no purpose
watch more david attenborough mate, you might learn something
>Have you heard of Kopparberg mixed fruits? It's quite strong.
>>74460732
>there's not enough work for everyone
This may or may not be true. Even if it is, why should we support those at the bottom of the pile for free instead of demanding some value from them?
>>74460816
does anyone unironically like bitter ales?
its all a meme isnt it? when i was like 16 old people were like youll grow into it, im now 26 and i still think its shit
>talks in a deep brown voice
>when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
>walked like a woman but talked like a man
hmmm something about the gf that i just CANNOT figure out
the gf
>>74460854
Oh so you like something THAT strong? Planning to upgrade to WKD soon?
>>74460889
europe doesn't transport as much cargo by train
beer is for homeless people
>>74460910
>gf
>woman
>she
i kissed a girl and i liked it
>>74460539
id agree if it was charity work. just a few hours a week for charity to show that they arent just ripping you off
>>74460895
of course it's true, just look at the number of vacancies vs unemployed
reduce the working week and share jobs around, or put them to work in productive labour rather than exploiting them
everyone at work found out i drink alone and have no mates
think i managed to convince then i'm not a virgin though
beer tastes nice, simple as
*heads to the bar*
>Koppaberg. Mixed fruits. *slams fiver down on the bar*
>And to mix?
>Excuse me?
>What mixer would you like with your Koppaberg sir
>No mixer.
*bar goes silent*
>>74460926
Which is why I said they should leave it to the big boys and stick with EMUs
Does being attracted to 18/19 year olds make you a nonce?
>beer is for homeless people
>>74460904
we don't have to pretend to like any ales anymore now that UKIP are in the toilet
>>74460976
yes
>>74460975
traveling by trains is nice
trains ought to replace more short-range flight routes
might have automatically failed the year by not giving in the coursework
thought we just needed 40% overall
actually might kill myself
one of my phones is really good with music
everything sounds peng in it
chebs feel nice, simple as
>>74460923
relatively strong you mong. its 4%, which is as strong as most commercial pish lagers
>>74460988
*puts union jack bunting back in the attic*
Muh slags 2bh
>>74460126
Absolutely exquisite taste for a brit.
>>74460989
Why? They are legal tender.
cider>beer>wine desu
>>74460976
no. nobody would deny teenage girls are hot, doesnt mean you can bang them all though. their bodies want it but theyre too dumb
>>74461024
still noncey
>>74461002
JUST
>>74461002
bit silly
love pints
couldnt manage to squeeze the 6th poo of the day out lads
once my town had such a massive explosion that it could be heard from france and shattered windows miles away
would've shat myself tbqh
Stole a pair of women's sunglasses off my mate's head today and walked around wearing them all day. Got 3 unprompted compliments from females. Shall be investing in contacts IMMEDIATELY
>>74460976
nonce
love pints
hate last orders
>>74461024
so's scottish money but if i see anyone using it i'll spit on them
>relatively strong you mong. its 4%,
>>74461053
yeah i realise that now
>>74461001
Aren't they competitive in Europe? North America has two travel corridors where trains can compete with planes and it's the Windsor and Boston-Washington corridors
just ate a wagyu burger
wtf I love Japan now
>>74461002
lol
dissertation or what
german poster is great just can't stand his political views
probably has EU stickers on his torah
Every /brit/ thread is about the same thing lads. i feel like im in groundhog day reading these
>>74461010
relative to what? tap water?
>>74461056
and slags
Every /brit/ thread is about the same thing lads. i feel like im in groundhog day reading these
>>74460976
Peak of female sexuality; it would be gay to not be attracted to them, but theyre mentally underdeveloped runts
>tfw you're a grown man and drink kopparberg mixed fruits because you enjoy the taste and it doesn't bother you what other people think
Anyone movind to /sp/ for the football?
>>74461107
lab reports
they're so fucking boring i thought i'd just spend the time revising for the exam
>relatively strong you mong. its 4%
>>74461102
>in america a corridor is a country-wide stretch of land
i knew they were big over there but this is something else
>>74461142
what football
>>74461102
in some parts yes
but ryanair and easyjet can get REALLY cheap
>>74461152
how much credits?
just handed in my dissy today desu. 60% of 60 credit module
>when you find out he drinks Kopparberg fruit cider
>>74461127
one on the right looks like she escaped from an enclosure
>>74461142
yes
>>74461175
This is true, but I love the hop-on hop-off nature of a DB flexiticket. Feels like I can go anywhere.
>playing 67 on full blast in your car with the windows down, bass up
is there ANY better feeling
>taking the train to copenhague would take 22 hours
ahhhh yes
ill just get a plane then
Hi mate, can I have a double kopparberg mixed fruits and coke please? Cheers.
Yeah I know haha, planning on tonight being a mad one
>>74461218
>is there ANY better feeling
A Kopparberg mixed fruit or two
https://youtu.be/MdpuGIZfR90?t=7m49s
>>74461218
only if you dont have a shitty hatchback
i bet 90 percent of this place has a shit 3 door corsa or some other ugly slow tin chavbox
Love bints
did the student hand over his bit of paper?
>>74461237
bet half of that time is spent on DSB's rusty antiquated tracks
>>74461261
i sure hope so !!!
hate foreners
not racist just dont like em simple as
>>74461189
im in first year so the credits are given on a pass/fail basis for the modules, the module which i think i've just failed is 15 credits and is a compulsory module for passing onto next year
>>74461259
me on the left
>>74461259
me on the left
>>74461218
Ejaculating balls deep raw in PTP during consensual sex.
>>74461237
What fucking shithole do you live in? Can literally be there in 5 hours door to door.
>>74461264
indeed hahaha
the longest is the frankfurt to hamburg train
paris - frankfurt and hamburg - copenhagen is faster
>>74461256
>not loving the feeling of cramming 6 of your closest lads into your corsa as you bomb down to the nearest maccas hurling abuse at everyone walking on the pavement
The lads have discovered Faceapp and are posting their lady versions in the group chat lads. VERY sexually confusing.
>Tfw one of my kidneys is larger than the other
What medical deformities do you have?
>>74461259
actually me on the left
>>74461259
>liked by you
doxxed you scottish runt
better start running you little gimp
>>74461281
>im in first year
lol
can get to guildford in 1 hour
Southern powerhouse
>>74461294
theres no direct paris - copenhagen train
>>74461316
willy has an elbow
>>74461259
Is this what our "Chads" look like?
Not too fussed about this so-called life gimmick lads, don't want to flat out kill myself though.
Was thinking about getting a hobby that's exciting but dangerous. Buy a motorbike maybe? Any ideas?
do NOT see the appeal in slags whatsoever
then again I am gay
>>74461347
Literally third world.
>>74461314
Flared ribs, asthma, eyes barely work, rosacea, phimosis and Fordyce spots
I'm light as a feather. I'm bright as the Oregon breeze.
>>74461314
willy's too big
>>74461342
i've still failed the year
do NOT mock me
you couldn't possibly understand; you have privilege
france is underrated
wish i spoke french
>>74461363
barebacking slags is exciting but dangerous
>people THIS assravaged that i can enjoy my drink while they choke down their boiled camel piss to look 'cool' in front of strangers
>>74461395
wish I spoke Swedish
>>74461317
socks off and take a pic
>>74461363
Wingsuiting or free climbing
>>74461358
>>74461314
webbed toes
phimossi
pakis? hate em
fruit ciders? love em
>>74461388
im mocking you because youre fucking 18 and on /int/
why waste the best years of your live on 4chan
cant believe they are unironically teenagers on here
>>74461411
wish i spoke swedish so i can visit the koppaberg mixed fruits factory
>>74461363
kite surfing maybe, lots of people do it on the sea near me, fucking mental stuff.
>fruit ciders? love em
>>74461442
im 19 and i have no friends
do NOT mock me
bit thirsty
does britain have paki slags too?
>>74461477
I'll be your friend, I haven't got any either
koppaberg mixed fruits or strongbow dark fruits?
NEW FLAVOUR
E
W
>work in a call centre for a large financial services company
>get calls from all over the UK
By far and aware the absolute worst cunts to talk to and deal with are black and brown people. When you answer the call and hear their Caribbean accident coming down the line you know it's going to be a shite call.
Thank fuck I don't live in London and don't have to deal with these sorts in person.
>>74461484
*places this in front of you*
now go slow on this, don't want you getting hammered and throwing up
>>74461488
no, pakis are frigid
we have indian ones though and they can be top tier
>>74461488
plenty
>>74461484
*hands you a kopparberg mixed fruits*
Enjoy mate but watch it, it's quite strong. Almost 4%
haha
got a foreign student pregnant n shes keeping it but going back to her home cunt to have it with me not involved at all
is this redpilled?
>>74461504
>strongbow
Not if it were the last drink on earth
Why did Britain leave the EU? Your economy was fine, you had high position in international affairs. Now it all can only worsen.
>>74461509
Can't wait to try it out
>>74461518
me in the tights
>>74461496
pls be in brighton
>>74461509
>>74461516
crying
>>74461521
her tits are cross eyed
>>74461516
>>74461520
big fan of this gimmick
>>74461522
best of a bad situation desu
https://www.manyvids.com/Video/361093/Codi-Vore-Fucks-a-Fan-POV/
did a bit more than a giggle to this lads
>>74461534
REEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN POLES GET OUT
BREXIT WAS SUPPOSED TO REMOVE <insert polish food here>
>>74461521
that one looks a bit well-endowed
>>74461558
I wish I was
>>74461522
that's called a lucky escape mate
>>74461565
virus
>>74461522
utter runt
'groid behaviour
>>74461534
get out sl*v
>>74461558
SEAGULLS
i am worthing mate
>>74461572
you've got a $100 bn bill to pay first
>>74461534
i voted leave because i want an isolationist economy. Will be quite sorry to see the polish lads go though, most of my childhood friends were polish :(
You're out with your gf and this guy tells you the moon landings were faked. What do?
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there amongst them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
>>74461600
what should i do? she seems set on not getting an abortion
>That time I saw lots of lost dogs and cat posters while wondering around Chinatown n NYC
Pretty surreal
>>74461607
>i voted leave because i want an isolationist economy.
Name one example of a succesful "isolationist" economy.
>>74461609
tell him i could, with 100% certainty, win a fight against an adult male chimpanzee barehanded
>>74461607
my mum made me drink polish once
>>74461626
Good post
haven't washes my hair in 7 months
>>74461640
South Korea
>>74461640
cba to have this debate now mate
either post about banter and poo or FUCK OFF
>>74461671
it's not isolationist at all lol, SK economy is built on export
*does a poo*
kitchen smells like skips
>>74461609
tell him some crazy story
while he's distracted and thinking, punch him in the balls
>>74461647
Was it stronger than kopparberg mixed fruits?
just rubbed my bellend over some lad's kitchen
willy smells like kitchen
NEW
>>74461700
>>74461700
>>74461692
why lad?
skips smell like kitchens
drinking a Bulmners Crushed Red Berries & Lime Cider right now
kitchen smells like bellend
>>74461640
north korea
>>74461609
is this physique achievable natty?
>>74461640
east korea
Pre-emptive janny posting
>>74461896
janny has been very quiet lately
HMRC is demanding £1200 from me