/brit/

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cara

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the goal

Did a wank using olive oil

Willy smells like olive oil

>>74445010
she has a really nice face. might consider saving this image

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why is it childish to sleep over at friend's houses to play video games or just crashing there after a long night?

>>74445031
do this sometimes, love the ol' slippery feel o' it

>>74445031
ah yes

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>your sister and her friends ask you to come out out of your room while they're having a sleepover

>>74445048
couldn't imagine someone over 30 doing it

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Fuck you Corbyn for not supporting the troops
Fuck you Corbyn for supporting the IRA and Hezbollah
Fuck you Corbyn for supporting mass immigration
Fuck you.Corbyn for wanting to get rid of our nukes
Fuck you Corbyn for being a crazy over the top feminist
Fuck you Corbyn for being a coward and not telling Britain that you back leave
Fuck you Corbyn

>>74445031
had a thought the other day about wanks

when youre kike'd you need lube to wank comfortably so how do they wank when theyre young?
i assume a yank could answer this one

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>>74445042
save it, it's all yours my friend

>>74445031
have to wank with bacon grease cuz ill tear it otherwise (meat fat wont dry up and cerave stings)

>>74445031
tried this once when I was very young for the immersion factor because I was watching a porn where the girl was oiling herself in olive oil

It just left a massive stain on my trousers

>>74445086
thanks
my qt folder now has a whopping 50 images

>>74445078
>>74445088
absolute fucking state of y*nks

>>74445073
my only sister is 12 years older than me so i don't know this feel

>>74445088
america never ceases to amaze me

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>>74445077
like this image

succinctly sums up the current left

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>be yank
>wank using either meat fat or bacon grease

>>74445078
>when youre kike'd you need lube to wank comfortably
myth

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>>74445102

While you were collecting qts I was mastering my 'dora collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5oCLKFbPwA

might try animal fat for a wank but don't know how to acquire said fat
>>74445101
why were you wanking with your trousers on

>>74445077
>Labour 1967
>racist black face
>old, haggard, tired
>dirty
>poor

>Labour 2017
>progressive
>hugely successful career, wealthy
>happy
>clean, great fashion sense that doesn't conform to gender norms
>proud, defiant in the face of fascism

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>>74445101
Why the fuck did you have your pants on?

Personally I've perfected my wanking process

>towel over chair cushion
>4 bits of toilet paper
>bottle of whatever I feel like on the desk

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>>74445119
hmmm yes rather delectable

>>74445118
whenever its brought up here its the one think cut yanks in denial admit is a problem with being cut

>>74445010
I love it when girls laterally flex their torso against their curvaceous and plump hips

That accentuation of curvature, and the one or two luscious folds, thats where the pinnacle of female aestheticism lies

christopher hitchens is a retard

who the fuck wanks at a desk

do it on the bed like a normal person

>>74445101
>>74445146
Oh and completely naked of course unless it's cold xxx

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Tell me about Tim, why does he wear the bio oil?

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you're watching adventure call. I am falconhoof, and I will be your guide on your quest

greetings line 1 what is your name traveler

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>>74445157

>>74445146
>>74445141
do you take them off just to wank?

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>>74445158

>>74445169
>who the fuck wanks at a desk
Someone shooting a porn flick on a desk

>>74445169
me
wanks are strictly business

remembering when someone sent me a video of this woman doing a striptease to 'need you tonight' by INXS

was a very nice video but sadly lost it, shame

anyone ever wanked with bio-oil here?

>>74445160
how short is this runt? can't be above 5 ft

>>74445186
Sometimes when it's cold I put on a dressing gown or a jumper if it's cold

>>74445169
I enjoy swapping between standing and sitting. If I'm going to do a deep-imagination lying wank then I'll lie on the floor,

>>74445186
can't even comprehend the thought behind this thought

what is the order of events for your average wank?

>>74445182
Timothy James Byrne here

>>74445187
he really is
>le soviet onion wasn't atheist because church was attached to stalin (???)

>>74445215
take out my cock and tug it

>>74445048
it's not childish if it's gay

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>>74445223
greetings, tim

you awake in a kitchen

to your east is a cabinet
to your north is a door
to your south is a man in a purple tie walking towards you

what would you like to do?

>>74445182
has there ever been a more hit-and-miss comedian?

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spent most of my wanking years wanking THROUGH the pants (shorts/trousers)

>>74445247
kill dentist

I was wanking for a good couple of months before I realised you could do it with only one hand

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>>74445187

>have collection of nude photos and videos sent to me during my best years 17-21 including everything from strip videos to photos of girls i know that just posted them on tumblr or instagram
>categorised by name and includes several exs who hate me and will never even considering sending that kind of thing again
>laptop dies
is there an easy way to rescue them that doesn't involve going to a repair shop? will share some on here
nooooooo

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>>74445264
what dentist, traveler

would anyone like to suck my willy?

Didn't wank until I was 21, a year after I first had sex.

Bit odd really

>>74445295
KILL DENTIST

this sun dried tomato pesto tastes almost identical to the regular green basil pesto

how did they manage that

>>74445292
Post dick

>>74445302
I didn't wank until I lost my virginity too, used to come so quick so glad I did but maybe overdid it a bit

when i first had a wank i didnt realise you had to be hard and i also didnt realise you did it until you cum haha

>>74445308
shut the fuck up cunt!

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>>74445303
you have no weapon, traveler

may I suggest going east to see what's in the cabinet?

tories up
labour down
lib dem surge non-existent

very good

can still remember the first video I ever did wank to

farts smell like spicy chicken and seaweed

>>74445367
mine was a girl stripping on altavista video with a couple of heavily accented men off camera telling her what to do

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>>74445292
its the reality of your average everyday girl enganging in slag activities like this that is a major cause of depression for me

>>74445292
You can probably do it yourself; pull out the hard drive, buy a sata-to-usb adapter and plug it into a computer. Are you usually good with computers?

>>74445367
same

Limmy's Show was shit btw

r/runts

>>74445357
Are you tired of winning yet?

>>74445367
a french one where a bunch of animated condoms fuck a sleeping girl was an early fav of mine

I used to wank by smacking the tip of my foreskin against my fingers like strumming a guitar because it made the same sound as you would hear on tv when someone jerked off.
always got VERY chaffed

>>74445407
no-one 'wins' with the tories in power besides the bankers the bonuses.

been watching a lot of cooking videos lately and I've noticed that Chinese food really lacks fresh vegetables.

The only green I've ever seen them use is the occasional pak choi. Everything else is just fermented bean pastes, dried spices, soy sauce, rice vinegar, etc.

I remember printing out a picture of a naked girl and hiding it under my bed

ah to be young again

did anyone else wank for a long time without being able to shoot out semen? found it a bit worrying for a while

remember the first video I actually cummed to was this playboy video where some guy was doing sick rollerblading or skateboarding tricks or something along a halfpipe while some qts started getting undressed and watched the show

>>74445426
Alri Russel?

>>74445392
no but i can usually work stuff out with guides, are the adapters expensive? might try that thanks mate

what are the chances i could break it?

>>74445387
it's all a good laugh, know if i finally settle down with somebody that i've probably done far worse than she ever will have

been wanking since i was only about 5 or 6 (by humping my bed to get to sleep)
first time i came was VERY scary

found a bunch of nude girl pictures my brother printed out under his bed

>>74445426
I like bankers more than Muslims I'll tell you that much

>>74445336
go east

>>74445429
I had a load I cut out from magazines that I kept in a mega drive box on my shelf

>>74445464
feelings on pints?

give the muslims the bankers bonuses

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>>74445437
i know its silly to be upset about but ive never been able to help it

>>74445430
my first "orgasm" was just a weird sensation in my penis/bumhole area and then an odd feeling where I didn't feel like wanking anymore

can't remember when I first started producing semen

just found a bar of xanax in my mattress, absolutely loving it been gagging for a benzo

used to wonder how you were supposed to get sperm out of your dick as opposed to piss. was really excited when i learned how

>>74445472
a fan

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>>74445466
you took too long.

the man in the purple tie has walked you right into the wall and crushed you to death.

you are dead

>>74445475
more like give the bankers muslims for their bonuses haha

caught my chinese housemate dousing his food with paprika last night, stupid cunt thought it was chilli powder hahahaha snapped his chopsticks in half right infront of his squinty little face too

hate pints

>>74445487
Valium>Xanormie

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>tfw someone gums into your thread and pretends to be you

>tfw someone cums into your throat

>>74445160
awww he's kinda qt in a weird way

>>74445483
just remember me and the boys talking about sex as a kid and how most guys the grade above us had done it and all I could think about was how I couldn't produce semen so couldn't have sex

drinking and feeling especially loserish tonight and wondering if that's where it all went wrong for me aha, felt like I couldn't approach a girl because I couldn't cum

>>74445476
i mean when i lost my virginity it was kind of special knowing that it was the first time either of us had done something like that but over time that degenerates anyway, like even within the relationship as we ended up experimenting a bit and then she cheated so i figured fuck it, it didn't take too long to get jaded and understand that valuing that kind of thing is just not how the world is now and you won't be happy if you expect it

>>74445540
I agree. However the best benzo is flubromazepam

>>74445558
hahaha
don't worry lad, it probably has much deeper and older roots than that single event
*pats you on the back*

>btw guys i do drugs im actually pretty cool haha

It's time to wank for 5 hours straight, lads
*snorts speed*

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Alexa, start my browsing the 'chon playlist

>>74445570
Can't get much of that on the deep web

given myself hiccoughs by eating pasta in bed

the state of me

>>74445586
*injects you with krokodil*

>>74445586
5 hours straight is a daily thing for me

>>74445604
How easy is it to sort out that kind of stuff? Mate used to get us cheap speed on it but find it scary and confusing

>>74445609
same guy that spent all day in bed yesterday?

>>74445578
yeah ahaha probably was just an accumulation of all the failures in my life ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfmHI2lvuHY


aaaah yes...

Reckon this one australian who gets upset whenever someone mentions drugs is the same one who posts "fuck off murderer" whenever someone mentions meat.

I also reckon I could reduce him to a mere cloud of electrons with a single swift kick to the temple

>>74445615
>NZ
Smoking much ice? Or you can do that naturally?
>>74445610
No thanks m8

>>74445604
There is a loophole where you can order it from European vendors as they are legally allowed to sell it in their countries. I have a stock of 200 etizolam, about 50 flubs left and also 18 grams of 3FPM, few tabs of LSZ too

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I AM YULAW

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wish i was dead lmao

>guys did you i do drugs as well, lets talk about all the drugs i do.. w-what? you dont think im cool for doing all these drugs? w-well you must just n-not be as cool as me!!

>>74445010
I hate it when women who aren't my mom exist

>>74445652
Hahaha

cancelled my preorder for the next 3 weeks of my life

>Ye I'm a bit of a seshhead haha
>oh ye? what you had?
>pretty much everything hhaha
>LSD, psylocibin, that kind of thing?
>uh.. no mostly pills and beak haha

not impressed

>>74445660
what is your opinion on alcohol

>>74445695
love pints

>>74445622
How easy is to buy drugs from Amazon?

Download Linux
Set up tor
Go to DNMUK on reddit
Get a link
Check the seller
Done

You won't get caught if the seller is from Britain

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AY
[kills baby daughter]
HORDU UPPU
[boils a dog alive]
YUU BE SAYINGU
[runs over toddler]
WE WAZ
[gets eaten by escalator]
EMPERUUU
[becomes a prostitute]
ANDO SHEETU?
[suffocates to death]

picked up the next 3 week of someones life second hand for an absolute steal

>>74445695
teetotalism is the way forward for everyone, feel sad when i see people over the age of 20 being proud of how much they drink and looking forward to a few bottles after work

>>74445693
ooh you're cool

>>74445660
>t. Australian on meth

>>74445719
Cheers pal you're a legend

Eating a bacon sandwich and sniffing speed

hope this doesn't upset any australians haha

List of drugs I've done;

>weed
>etizolam
>desochloroetizolam
>flubromazepam
>flubromazolam
>clonazepam
>xanax
>clonazolam
>Diclazepam
>Pyrazolam
>AL-LAD
>lsz
>lsd
>shrooms
>diazepam
>lorazepam
>zoplicone
>codeine
>mph
>4fmph
>3fpm
>synthcaine
>bk-mdma
>mdma
>speed
>cocaine
>ritalin
>ket
>mxe
>mxp
>25i
>25c
>DMT
>AMT
>6-apb
>5-apb
>mephedrone
>mda
>bk-mda
>mdai
>opium
>dxm
>dph
>phenibut
>lyrica
>2cb
>weed
>alcohol

I'm bought UK flag this week if its arrives i will hang on the wall in my room

>>74445740
saw a doco about krokodil in russia
your county is in a sad state lad, feel sorry for you

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>teetotalism is the way forward for everyone, feel sad when i see people over the age of 20 being proud of how much they drink and looking forward to a few bottles after work

>>74445744
want to give phenibut a go one of these days

>>74445742
You mean you're having the sandwich first, right?
>>74445764
I know

business idea: get one of them things

The Labour Party is toast

business idea: buy high sell low

>>74445770
Best drug I've tried. Feels like a blend of everything. You can order it legally to UK on biovea. When you take it, take it on an empty stomach, pour the capsules into a drink and drink it. Takes 2-4 hours to kick and lasts 30 hours.

>>74445744
alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink

The Labour Party doesn't need votes to win
The coup d'etat is coming

>>74445738
>pretty much everything
>you name it I've had it
>oh no, not had that hah

anyone got some of those webms of people trying to use fancy fighting techniques and getting knocked out easily. I need a laugh

>>74445785
I remember the first time I heard someone say something was going to "be toast"

it was on an episode of Digimon

>>74445693
>LSD and shrooms
>not normie pleb drugs

>>74445805
sieg hiel to that brother!

>>74445799
>30 hours
think i'll pass mate

business idea: make billy zane key chains

>>74445812
>you haven't done THESE drugs? heh... you're not cool kiddo, I'M cool

>>74445744
>weed twice

>>74445734
you feel sad for people indulging in things they enjoy, why?

>>74445817
love the one where the runt tries to naruto kick the big guy and gets sparked out

>>74445836
It's really subtle after the 8 hour mark, like a really faint feeling of confidence and mood lift

female colleague out of the office for the rest of the day i fancy rubbing my bell end over her keyboard

>>74445841
>you name it I've had it
>name it
>no not had it

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>what music u into gurl
>'oh I like everything'
>really? so what is your favourite drone album
>'I don't know what that is'
>so uh you DON'T like everything then do you. Worm.

>>74445867
based

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>>74445751
That's cool

>>74445852
i think its sad that the only way these people feel normal or have fun is by altering themselves, their personalities through the consumption of drugs

>>74445867
that's fucking creepy

>>74445799
>and lasts 30 hours.


hmm

think I'll pass

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Me on the bottom haha

>>74445881
Saying you like everything implies you like anything you listen to not that you've listened to everything also she didn't say she didn't like drone, retard

Honestly think I've been blacklisted or something on tinder

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>Saying you like everything implies you like anything you listen to not that you've listened to everything also she didn't say she didn't like drone, retard

>>74445909
hope so. you deserve to suffer.

>>74445891
Bender, it's the best part about it

>>74445909
You get shadowbanned if your accept/decline ratio is <24%

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>>Saying you like everything implies you like anything you listen to not that you've listened to everything also she didn't say she didn't like drone, retard

>>74445825
>Shrooms
>Normie
Na

>>74445031
used bacon once

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>>74445933
That's just hearsay unless you have something to back it up

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>>>Saying you like everything implies you like anything you listen to not that you've listened to everything also she didn't say she didn't like drone, retard

>>74445885
what do you do for fun? golf?

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>yeah I've taken loads of drugs - as they say "if you name it, I've had it!" haha
>hrmm is that so?
>haha well I've done a fair few
>well have you done dioximethonalimate? hmm? what about hydromenodoxidithopet? no? didn't think so. Don't you ever. EVER - claim that you've done them all when you quite clearly haven't you cockroach

>>74445949
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kys

>>74445948
They are

>>74445960
cricket man myself

>>74445969
no u

>>74445893
Bit rough ain't he

>>74445994
no

what's the most normie drug after weed? shrooms, ecstacy or lsd?

>>74441248
I find fapping to her a lot cures it

>>74446010
MDMA

NEED a femdom gf to slap me about

>>74445979
ah yes the ol stick ball game where the pakis are m8s

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slagposting is best posting

>>74446010
ALLE BITCHES ZEGGEN JA TEGEN MDMA

>I've had beak, pills, mandy and tried some ket once
>Ye I've done everything me

drugs ive done:
marijuana
weed
cannabis
maryjane
pot

i guess you could say im quite the drug aficionado

>>74446010
ket

never felt right wanking to the oneitis

>>74445885
You wouldn't understand if you haven't taken drugs, and especially if you've led a tee total life. It's not about altering your personality, or mood, of course drugs make you behave differently, but up to a point, that's because they make you lose your inhibitions. Inhibitions are needed for every day life, but if you really want to let off some steam, and you're with people you know and trust, better yet, people you have a bond with, taking drugs with them doesn't change who you are, it just causes you lose the social restraints you're ordinarily bound by. Basically people are just themselves personified. Like people who act like dicks when they get drunk, usually they're actually just a dick, they just do a moderate job of hiding it when they're sober.

want to try heroin

>>74446017
mmm doubt that

>>74446010
coke

>>74446024
what's the difference between MDMA and ecstacy?

>>74446010
also add cocaine to the list

>>74446042
ARE YOU STUPID? ARE YOU AN IDIOT? THAT'S CLEARLY NOT EVERYTHING

REEEEEEEEEEE

imagine being a nigger

>>74446010
Durioexophasmamulionideestbiunous-x45/b

List of drugs i've done

Acamprosate Actiq Adderall Alcohol Alprazolam Ambien Amobarbital Amphetamine Amytal Anexsia Antabuse Ativan Avinza Biocodone Buprenorphine Butalbital Butorphanol Campral Carisoprodol Chlordiazepoxide Clonazepam Clonidine Cocaine Codeine Concerta Crack Cocaine Crystal Meth Damason-P Darvocet Darvon Demerol Depade Desoxyn Dexedrine Dextroamphetamine Dextromethorphan (DXM) Dextropropoxyphene Dextrostat Di-Gesic Diazepam Dicodid Dilaudid Disulfiram Duodin Duragesic Duramorph Ecstasy and MDMA Fentanyl Fioricet Fiorinal Flunitrazepam GHB Halcion Hash Heroin Hycodan Hydrococet Hydrocodone Hydromorphone Inhalant Kadian Kapanol Ketamine Klonopin LSD Laudanum Levacetylmethadol Librium Lorazepam Lorcet Lortab Luminal MS Contin MSIR Marijuana Meperidine Mescaline Methadone Methadrine Methamphetamine Methaqualone Methylphenidate Morphine Mushrooms Naltrexone Nembutal Norco Opium Oramorph Orlaam OxyContin Oxycodone PCP Palladone Panacet Pentobarbital Percocet Percodan Peyote Phenobarbital Quaalude ReVia Ritalin Rohypnol Roxanol Roxicodone Ryzolt Secobarbital Seconal Soma Speed Steroids Stilnox Sublimaze Suboxone Subutex Symtan Temesta Tramadol Tramal Triazolam Tussionex Tylox Ultram Valium Vicodin Vicoprofen Vivitrol Xanax Xodol Zolpidem Zydone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7Vxa2Ys34

me yesterday lads

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uni place is sorted
been paid
acne has cleared up
got invited to a party on saturday
mummy made my sandwiches with tiger rolls
boss isn't in so i can shitpost freely and listen to choons at work

really good day so far

>>74446010
vape juice

Took a couple panadol on the sly once

>>74445885
How do you know it's the only way they have fun? If they take drugs monthly or not very often it's obviously not the only way to have fun.
Drugs are merely amplifiers of fun, if you are high and doing something that's already fun it just makes it funner.
>>74446067
It's the same thing, ecstasy refers to the pill form.

>>74446083
wow you even alphabetized them

>>74446079
pls tell us what it's like

>>74446010
Depends on how you take them

Hippie flipping is not normie

the english are just japanese people with slightly nicer teeth

mongs talking about doings drugs to "free your inhibition" or "make you smarter" are fuckwits

it's just a fun thing to do with your mates on a weekend, don't have to take some philosophical or special meaning from it. just fills the void in our empty lives

>>74446108
that's the Adderal haha

What;s the craziest drug combo you've done?
Lyrica, xanax, mdma, coke, shrooms, ketamine and codeine here

>>74445078
you dont need lube

>>74446136
>he doesn't know what nootropics are


>Nootropics (pronunciation: /noʊ.əˈtrɒpᵻks/ noh-ə-TROP-iks)—also called smart drugs or cognitive enhancers—are drugs, supplements, or other substances that improve cognitive function, particularly executive functions, memory, creativity, or motivation, in healthy individuals.
Nootropic - Wikipedia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nootropic

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me on the floor screaming

>>74446145
weed and alcohol, was doopin mental

really do like a bit of Harry Enfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UHwZS3FE8

>>74446094
me on the lead

How can you sleep at night when you have a girlfriend, knowing she might be out partying, being drunk, kissing guys, having sex

Life is just more comfy alone

>>74446067
mdma is the actual drug
ecstasy implies mdma to normies but realistically its a vague term so they can sell you any old pill that has similar effect

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Yess...
argue about mind-altering substances
good little runtlings falling right into my trap ahha
played you like a fiddle

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>>74446197
yea man imagine having a girlfriend and all that work lmao

ahaha the gf is pregnant and i don't want a child lol

>>74446169
Thanks wikipedia boy

>>74446170
was that over a woman?

no this ket is not for you because it's keta-mine hahahahahaha

>>74446145
Ecstasy, booze, lsd, coke wiht cannabis nightcap here

>>74446221
sprinkled abortion pills in my gfs mashed potatoes when she was pregnant

>>74445010
>tfw no Snyder gf

got a girl pregnant and her runt bf thinks its his. what a cuck lol

>abortion pills

not sure those exist without significantly fucking the lower plumbing

>>74446258
Did it work?

>>74446289
nah they're fine
no lasting effect if you don't get an infection

wanna try xanax but all my druggie mates stopped doing drugs and got shit accountancy jobs

>>74446258
just punch her in the stomach during sex and call it an accident

Here they come they're on a roll
Where they'll strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove they'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join their crew
Barney and the ninjas to
Here we go come on join the prank patrol
HERE WE GO

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Post woke Twitterati

>>74446169
woahh sick bro, definitely going to check this out

*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>74446245
good post

>>74446145
CKs (coke & ket - first time I've ever done ket)

>did two lines and went unconscious
>m8s had lift me and take me to another room to lay down
>start floating through space
>baby from 2001 space odyssey comes towards me and starts trying to get me to buy real estate in our galaxy
>start buying planet after planet
>and i can see the beginning of civilization on each planet and become a god on each one


this went on and on for a good 45 mins until i woke up completely fine

HOWLING at plebs who don't use legacy captcha

>>74446197
because when girls do that, they always get found out, and you can just leave them, and find a new one. i dont worry about cheating and such. i make it very clear from day 1 with a girl that if she feels like cheating on me, save herself the trouble and just leave me, i wouldn't give a shit. i've written so many people off out of my life over the times. the world is literally brimming with people, male and female. literally no reason to get hung up on one being a dick

>>74446310
i assume the officer was in the right morally

do caffeine maybe like 10 times a day

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>>74445906
>white knighting for an imaginary girl

HOWLING at plebs who use captcha

>>74446300
why would a woman go to the clinic instead of popping a pill then?

>>74445010
why is she so beautiful

>>74446356
loves the attention

>>74446371
british heritage

>>74446322
I was an aztec God creating rainforests and temples when I k-holed
>>74446291
yes
>>74446344
>unironically using that word outside of /b/
>>>/b/

>>74446352
>he literally PAYS to use 4chan

what a pathetic specimen you are

>>74446322
druggie lad at my first job used to do CK every weekend

one day he didn't come back in if you catch my drift

>>74446372
giggled

>>74445515
howling

quality

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>>74446387
>>74446322
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>tripple reply to unrelated posts in single post
woke or unwoke?

perogatoring at these runts

>>74446397
rather than doing grunt work for Google.

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>>74446266
truly the WOAT feel

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2 and a half more hours to survive at work

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>>74446215
all me

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

mooing at this grass

>>74446436
do not find this lady attractive at all

>>74446456
literally all me

>>74446456
MENTIONED

>>74446356
cos u bleed quite a lot after

>>74446466
bender

I have never been in a fight in my life quick give me some pointers for when I do

>>74445078
I'm cut and have no frenulum
You don't need lube at all
That's a myth
I'm 100% against circumcision regardless because I know that it would feel even better if I wasn't cut

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>>74446466
bit gay

Spare some (you)'s pal?

just need 40 (you)s for the bus pal, going t' hospitl'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN2hNYAtkDs

anthem

>>74446417
truly a legendary pasta

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Only TWO corners so far hahahahaha

In the money zone at the minute lads

>>74446456
24.6% of this was me

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Too scared to go on facebook lads, having a slight anxiety attack

This girl was chatting me up and racial fetishising me

any sad cunts ITT looking to have there kneecaps backwards for a change?

Struggling to motivate myself to complete a massive essay

Did a poo earlier but that didn't help much. Thinking of going down shop to grab some tinnies and then make a game out of this essay where after every paragraph completed I down a drink

>>74446507
It's all in the hips mate, make sure to swivel when throwing

>>74446526
>betting on corners

risky, better to do over .5 goals

*sprints along the top of your piano and jumps onto your crystal chandelier*
*swings back and forth and chitters at you as you furiously try to whack me with a broom*

>>74446507
offer up your boypussy
once your beta male status has been cemented their urge to fight you will go away

ME SMART

>>74446558
This is the reason women can't throw objects

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>>74446462
i eat aussie cunts for breakfast, you would even last a round with me boy

pic related, its me

>>74446436
hnnng

>>74446591
I meant throwing as a term for throwing punches but I know what you mean homeslive

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>>74446526
cheers for the tip boyo

@521

Look mate, I'll not give you any (You)s cos you know as well as me you're not going to use it on a bus. If you hang around here I'll go in tesco and get some food for your dog and a sandwich though. which fillings you like?

Alright lads, it's me, Logan Lightning here. Yes, the legendary Logan Lightning

fuck off bucks

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>>74446610
Should have got in when the odds were better, mate

If the bet pays off then we both win £20 but I would have risked less mone than u

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>>74446488
she looks like a bratz doll

doll fucking weirdos

>>74445428
I've noticed how much salt chefs add to everything.