How many years before the dumb micks plant something else? edition
>>74430475
why havent they banned you yet for that name?
>>74430506
didn't you hear? I got promoted so I'm not impersonating anymore.
>trump actually reformed obamacare like he promised
how are you libs feeling about this?
can't believe i actually made into work today
i was hung over pretty bad this morning
but thats what strong american men do
>>74430426
Not everyone who works hard "makes it" like your parents did.
>>74430565
it's not done yet but it is a better start than what they tried earlier
let's see if randlet can do anything besides be short
>>74430506
>/int/
>any sort of consistent moderation/janitorial rule enforcement
>>74430565
I'm waiting for one of my coworker's insurance rates to go up again so I can laugh in his face
if your ancestors didn't come to this country during the Stuart dynasty you aren't American
>>74430412
>>>/bant/
Fuck off to your new home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kakFDUeoJKM
African American culture?
>>74430565
>"haha drumpf can't accomplish anything"
>Trump does something
>"If drumpf does this America will be literally Hitler"
This seems to be the standard reaction
>>74430542
does that mean your not a neet anymore?
>>74430689
Well since Assistant Deputies don't get paid it's more like a full time volunteer thing.
Summarize your life in one image
Hardmode: No depressing shit
congratulations
>>74430680
forgot the image?
>>74430609
They're not the only example, I know.
Have you lived in this country before commenting or are you one of those "hurrr eeeluuminatti stappping meee frruuum getting rich"
Working hard isn't enough, you have to work smart too. If you're afraid to take risks, you don't reserve the bigger rewards.
>>74430609
ooga booga
>>74430761
fuck off
>>74430761
I just wish i were Japanese man
>>74430791
I don't have the image anymore :(
Could you post it please!~
>>74430761
>>74430761
>>74430761
>>74430832
Are you the Wisconsin negro?
just reported a post in this thread
Stumbled upon this old band I hadn't listened to in years
The Thrills
Oh the memories
>>74430930
Yes! How are you my Canadian friend?
>"trump cant accomplish anything [good]"
>trump does something [bad]
>"trump is a bad president"
>"trump still cant accomplish anything [good]"
>NEETs on 4chan are so autistic that they can't learn when someone implies something and needs every phrase spoonfed to them directly because they havent had a conversation with another human being in the past 6 months
>>74431000
>mfw I'll never be a cute anime girl
>mfw when at least I'm not black
>>74430761
just made a post in this thread
>>74430506
been wondering this too
that canandian wine wasn ttoo bad
>>74431000
Are you also the Somalian?
>>74431022
>SEQUOIA ITS NOT GETTING HAAAARD
>>74430761
>>74430494
*starts autistically shreeking*
>have to work tomorrow
>and the next day
>and the day after that
lads should i watch dr strange even though it has le reddit dr who man in it
>>74431058
did i have a stroke while writing this
im not nearly drunk enough to be writing like that yet
>>74430761
>>74430761
>still posting in /cum/ when /bant/ exists
>>>/bant/
Is your shitskinned hugbox safespace really that important to you?
What movie should I watch next buds?
>>74431028
You don't have to be so rude anon :(
>>74431060
No....
real answer is the mods are scared to fuck with me. they know who controls this general
>>74431110
>implying i care about posting on /b/ v52.2
>>74431117
why do seals have to be so cute
*assasinates toronto*
was time to feed my dog but I was asleep so he scratched the ahit out of my face
not going to feed it tonight
>>74431116
There was a new negro here the other day, a surly Somalian American.
guys please, a movie suggestion
:/
Is it time for anime?
hehehe
idiotinchief
gottem
>>74431171
Citizen Kane
i can feel myself wanting to drunk text my ex
good thing i pulled the battery out of my phone
>>74430761
>>74431215
What book is this again
>>74431215
i cant wait to go on the farm and raise rabbits, george
>make friends with a cute streamer a few months ago
>unsub from her and ignore her for a few months because her show no longer appealed to me
>check it again for the first time today
>she got fat in just the few months since I stopped showing up
Is this my fault?
>>74431028
FUCK YOU OKAY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW AWFUL IT IS TO BE A NIGGER
FUCK YOU ANON AND FUCK MEXICAN PEOPLE
>>74431189
I dont watch any movie before the year 2000
>>74431171
Escape from New York
>>74431229
of mice and men
>>74431242
why would you even assume it was your fault
>>74431250
In that case you should kill yourself then
>>74431263
Is that Tom Brady?
>>74431171
In Bruges
>>74431271
Because I'm extremely narcissistic and also an important person and everybody else is NPCs
*starts drinking*
Should I smoke weed and jack off?
>>74431300
welcome to the club
>>74431171
beetlejuice
>>74431302
Yeah
What are you going to jack off to?
>>74431290
>everybody else is NPCs
Listen this anon, he speaks the truth.
>>74431300
haram
>>74431246
At least you aren't retarded like me, anon
*extracts and drinks the codeine from the leftover Tylenol 3s the dentist the dentist gave me 5 years ago*
you know i wonder if my coworkers know that i havent so much as hugged another person in five years
i think i seem pretty normal in person
>>74431346
I hope you mix that with some sprite and jolly ranchers
>>74431333
im an skyrim npc with no dialogue
i do the same thing every single day but when you try to talk to me all i say is "hmmm"
>>74431316
Porn probably
pretty sure this guy i work with hasn't hugged another person in 5 years
>>74431344
I AM RETARDED
>there are people ITT who don't have all my positive traits and none of my negative traits
Why do I bother sharing this thread with you?
>>74431412
Why do you fucking care?
>>74431333
I am the main character of my own absurdist novel.
>>74431412
Thats an odd comment to make
>>74431110
/b/ with flags
>>74431412
maybe you should give him a hug :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_tkxZZMkk
cashier at the liquor store today asked me if i was having a party
pretty sure he knows that im drinking it all by myself though
>>74431333
What the fuck kind of retard takes the time to write out a post that's essentially solipsism
It's already a well known concept
>>74431449
And we already had /pol/ for that
>>74431412
give him one then
i don't drink
>>74431466
Well, you can have a party by yourself
>>74431536
youre missing out
drinking is the only reason why i havent killed myself yet
>>74431478
>doubting autism on this Nepalese recycling forum
>>74431453
i'll give you a hug
Drinking causes depression and is likely the reason you're so miserable.
>i don't drink
>>74431571
>>74431587
i was miserable before i started drinking
>>74431587
>drinking causes depression
Wrong
depression causes drinking
>>74431630
both are true
a cruel circle indeed
decided to watch colossal btw, thx for reading my blog pls subscribe
>>74430801
Yeah, and what about those who take risks and then end up failing? Which will be most of them
>>74431630
Canadians cause drinking
>>74431625
>>74431630
People drink when they feel bad, then it makes them feel better for a short period of time and once it wears off it causes long lasting depression.
This is how addiction starts and is why you should never use drugs/alcohol when you are feeling down. There is no easier way to form a harmful addiction.
>>74431587
Hmm...
>>74430412
micks?
you mean martians?
>>74431678
jokes on you because i was already miserable for three years before the heavy drinking started
i only drink on days off
>>74431171
Blue Ruin
>>74431686
What's the one for Mexico? I'm colorblind
>>74431686
>>74431587
Doing a heavy think here buds...
>>74430412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfCkMa3LUtY
Do you have a BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP fetish /cum/?
>>74431171
Hateful eight
>>74431710
>Mexican DNA
6.5 x < 7.0
>>74431750
Aye lad
>>74431710
6.5
>>74431686
Russians are happier than I thought
all I need in life is my wife Choa
>>74431769
Yeah it's bullshit
>>74431686
>>74431713
>some of the highest suicide rates in the world listed as extremely happy
>almost all of the highest suicide rates have extremely high alcohol consumption
It's almost like "happiness" statistics are bullshit and not objective.
south african car culture
>>74431686
>living in a desert of giant spiders, scorpions, abos, and various other wildlife
>currently getting CHINKd
>high quality of life
yah right, austalia
ah yes here comes the listening to music my ex girlfriend liked part
>>74431796
>gook
No
>ex
Stop blogposting any time
>>74431832
>whatever the fuck that is
>>74431791
>>74431805
Russians are notorious for not reporting their true feeling on these things.
A E S T H E T I C
>>74431867
dont worry i dont feel like it anymore anyway
gonna just go sit on the couch now
>>74431832
Yes
>>74431909
Herro? You rike gooks?
the only dank part of our country
>go on /cgl/
>its just fat chicks arguing with skeletons about boob sizes
>>74431993
wtf im finnish now?
WHERE IS NAM-SAN TOWER?
>>74431993
why does mendicino county have so many finns
what should i order for food?
just gonna be me of course. I usually go with jimmy johns but i kinda want to mix it up, but I don't know what else delivers aside from pizza places
>>74431909
>>74431990
Gross
>>74431993
hillary-voters-are-finns.jpg
>>74431990
Not really
>>74432038
FAT
A
T
>>74432010
grats!!
>>74432037
shawarma
>>74432038
Bud, she's negro tier...
>>74432038
>>74432038
gross
>>74432056
stop posting her shes too perfect
hmmmm
>>74432037
order feces from your toilet
>>74432061
>>74432079
>>74432082
Wow, gay.
nigger babies that die and go to heaven and get wings think they're angels, but god tells them no theyre bats
>>74432056
I have a cute turk too
>>74432132
FRIDGE
A
T
>>74432124
delete this james
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
the absolute state of american politics
*kills myself*
>>74432169
>using /brit/ phrasing
>upset about that video
your sad life tho
>>74432213
I'm not upset in the slightest
Post a picture of your house, apartment or other place of residence and others rate
>FBI trying to find where I live
what should i order from jimmy johns
>>74430761
Fuck this gay Earth
>>74432298
a sandwich
>>74432274
my future home
>gf said she got hit on at walmart
>"yeah he was kind of gross but idk sometimes it's a nice confidence boost"
what the fuck does this mean is she implying something about me
>>74432305
how will they balance Slann in the TW expansion?
>>74432373
She's unironically considering other men
>>74432373
You don't satisfy her sexually
>>74432373
your dick is small hehe
>>74432373
women genuinely enjoy any and all types of attention
>>74432373
bad news bear desu
what does it feel to be free?
>>74432373
have you ever complimented your gf anon?
retard
what does /cum/ think of the name cassie/cassandra?
>tfw no gf
>>74432479
yes I think I have a few times you massive nonce
>>74432274
>NC Party
>>74432463
Wouldn't know, Miguel. I live in America
>>74432463
lonely
>>74432498
no
>>74432503
do not get a gf
>>74432373
Girls love attention first and foremost. Doesn't mean they'll sleep with anyone who talks to them.
>>74432530
dont tell me how to live my life
any black people here?
i have a question
>>74432539
>Doesn't mean they'll sleep with anyone who talks to them.
>>74432540
im not telling you but your life will be better if you dont get a gf
the saying better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all isnt true
>>74432511
>nc party
>imperial japanese flag
>>74432541
Y-yes?
I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID ASS SHIT
FUCK YOU I HATE YOU
RAAAAAAAAAAARGHREEEEEEEEEE
>>74432574
what's been your experience with racism in 21st century america?
do you get profiled in stores?
>>74432585
quiet down dweeb
>>74432560
I'm a relatively attractive dude and I swing out more often than I get laid. But I have bitches calling me up trying to hang out and make them look good infront of their friends.
They just like the attention.
*grabs denmarks bum*
>>74432608
post selfie
>>74432611
>>74432590
White women always assume I have a huge dick and that I want to fuck them.
>>74432590
one time i went to california and had to get my tire pressure checked
the guy working at the shop saw my plates and asked me why i dont have a southern accent
>>74432636
well, do you?
>>74432642
oops didnt meant to give you a (you) but you can keep it
here's another one
>>74432590
>>74432633
>>74432611>>74432604
You were put on this earth to serve me
>>74432642
What do you call a barn full of black people?
Antique farm equipment lolololololololo
>>74432633
Back the fuck off?!??!
>>74432690
im not a negro
im hwyte
>>74432624
>post identifying information on a constantly archived racist-shielding white supremacist invaded board in the age of facial recognition
how many jewish people did you come across today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj66eoC8ntI
>>74432590
I've haven't experienced racism yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1FCmvY5QYg
me
>>74432730
g-d bless
hope it stays like that
gonna download about 200 gb of anime off of the school wifi over the next 2 days
guys please, a video game suggestion...
i wish i was born in a better state
>>74432770
system shock 1/portable
>>74432651
Not him, but I'm only 6.5" erect
*says the n-word*
Hmm yes
>>74432770
kane and lynch 2
>>74432770
truxton
>>74432770
Walking deed
Nier
>>74432774
i wish my parents kept us in europe
>>74432784
>there's a blackanon posting here
>feel bad when i say the n-word
Hehehehe...
You guys won't believe where I'm posting from right now or on what device.
>>74432770
fallout 1
>>74432790
t. Mark Bussler
>>74432811
>white guilt
i say nigger in public never once felt bad about it
>>74432820
umm a cellphone?
>>74432784
There's nothing wrong with saying the n word
It's freedom of speech
>>74432810
kill yourself
>TWD
>game
>>74432770
Vermintide
Darksiders
Both on sale
>>74432849
i might
i'd be a pro rally driver by now
Wish I had a 6 incher
How many of you white boys are cute and have big dicks? I wanna suck it.
>>74432840
That's because you're not white
nebraska may be a bit of a mediocre state but if i ever catch myself saying i wish i was a european im going to shoot myself
6.5 inch master race
>>74432779
pretty good
7 inch master race
18 centimeter masterrace
>tfw 12 inch
>>74432895
Get a pump
>>74432895
It's not that great, because you just wish you had a 7 incher instead
how do i get a mexican gf who is removed from her family?
mexicans are qt but the family stuff seems like a nightmare to deal with
>>74432958
move to oregon
lots of mexican girls there
>>74432770
overwatch
>>74432981
Fake news
>be oregon
>get CALI'd
>>74432981
there are loads here too though
in oregon are they removed from their families?
>>74432955
There is never happiness
>>74432987
this is unironically my TA's wallpaper
I have to walk into every discussion session and see this exact image on the projector
>>74432991
have you been to salem
Where is Thurston???
>>74432991
>Fake news
>>74433025
Yes, that's where most of them are
Still less than half a million in the whole state
>>74433018
ask the heal slut for a date
there is literally nothing wrong with playing healer
>>74433018
is it a female or male
bomb i5
>>74433079
male neckbeard
what would you do if you impregnated an asian girl?
>>74433018
haha wat a nerd
[spoiler]unless its a girl then shes very cute[/spoiler]
>>74433072
t.
>>74433101
have qt asian bbs
>>74433101
Bring the child to term and raise him to feel no remorse
>>74432730
kys nigger
cumming inside mormons
if you want to tank 300 DPS and die, fine by me, asshats
>>74433098
call him a faggot
>>74433129
are you sure you wouldn't abort it?
>>74433072
boy i can't wait for camelot unchained and healing 6 different health pools per person
>>74433165
what the fug is this
>>74433152
No it's my child
the cat just licked my ear
wtf le dong
>>74433174
concept for targetable body parts with 1 main blood pool that deteriorates with injury
>>74433174
Looks like the abbreviations are for limbs
thinking about going to the mental health services at my school because depression has fucked my studying up
idk what to say
>>74433196
yksi hampurilainen kiitos
>>74433264
>>74433180
but if you were to abort it, what would your relationship with the mother of your child be?
i mean she did lie to you, so there's no way you would go back to her, right?
>>74430412
>/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Every country but the USA is spelled out in full.
I will not forget this, leaf.
>>74433260
tell them you're misserably depressed and anxious as fuck every time you walk into a classroom
>>74433317
but mexico's name is united mexican states
>>74433317
>district of colombia feelings
into the trash
there's a dc poster in here? im gonna heem him
right eyelid has been twitching the past day and i don't really appreciate that
>>74433138
That's not nice
>>74433260
You could always just talk to us
>>74433359
You have to go back.
>>74433373
>conuckticut
All of those faggy New England states are the same to me. Are you really rich or do you have a heroin problem? Or both?
>>74433388
A haem or heme is a chemical compound of a type known as a prosthetic group consisting of an Fe2+ ion contained in the centre of a large heterocyclic organic ring called a porphyrin, made up of four pyrrolic groups joined together by methine bridges. ...
>>74433424
fuck off, dc scum
>>74433414
neither is your pooey looking skin
>>74433425
this post is worthy of a HEEM
>>74433424
>conuckticut
wha?
nierther
i hate people who aren't white
>>74433425
based, Md's flag is almost as good as DC's.
Pretty based though.
>>74433441
>>74433435
Faggots. To be h
>>74433465
non-whites arent people dummie
>>74433467
no u
alcoholism hasnt helped me deal with my emotional issues
whys this?
>>74433467
why does DC have so many tiny school busses?
>>74433438
Why do you have to be mean? Why can't we both get along :(
>>74433493
you're supposed to drown your problems with alcohol
not solve them
>>74433510
Because if we met in person you would probably try to rob me
i want someone to shoot up where i work so i can die without taking my own life
>>74433538
i'll shoot you for the right price
>>74433535
Scared little bitch
>>74433503
I don't know myself. I was late to work this week and saw a really nice short bus on the street on my way. Like a brand new 2017 short bus.
So which thread are we gonna use?
will not be responding to the potato
>>74433548
i would never trust a canadian with a gun
you would probably find some way to miss even if the barrel was against my temple
>tfw significant emotional issues and no alcoholism
Really dodged a fucking bullet
>>74433577
I wish she was my gf
>>74433493
Alcohol doesn't cure emiotional issues, retard.
It just makes you feel better and not think about your issues.
>>74433535
No i wouldn't anon! I'd try to be your friend and have fun with you!~
>>74433560
freedom is hard choices buddy
>still on page 1
>make a new general
cancer
>>74432770
La Noire
New Vegas