Pickle Rick General edition
>>74433545
LOL
Fucking terrible thread
>*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
>Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
>WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vTadjQ6kk8
the bulldog = me
afro man = /cum/
red shirt = /pol/tards
pizza
Just dropped a nasty poopoo
>>74433565
shooting is a pretty popular passtime in canada you know, i have lots of guns and am breddy gud at shooting
*filters the irish flag*
Alright, that's a helluva lot better buds
Idk why my flag is such a big deal. I literally post almost every day. Especially if I'm drunk.
>>74433584
pizza?
TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTYYYY!
who else remembers this song
never understood why it was so popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc5qoVXfxGk
>>74433576
is that really his owner?
is the dog biting the owner? i don't think so
>>74433615
>ywn be an old person on the internet
wtf is this /bant/ shit
I want to keep shitposting on /int/, not share a board with /pol/babbies
>3 /cum/ threads
>>74433647
you will be old sooner than you think and the internet will still be around but it will be very different from what it is now
im gonna go stare at the ceiling while thinking about mistakes ive made in my life
see you guys tomorrow
BOOM, BIG REVEAL!
>>74433686
>he thinks this 3 is bad
janny doesnt get upset unless we go above 5
please stop with the negative energy
>>74433727
Sorry bud, I'll help you recharge your chi.
well of to sleep, see ya
>got grade for my final back
>rounded my overall grade to an exact 70
I passed by a fucking hair
>>74433635
Yeah, the guy with the afro says "I was just trying to feed your dog some bread" after he punts his head
>>74433750
l8r
>>74433576
why's the dog in the store
>>74433697
It's so bizarre to see how the internet evolved, even in the last decade. Will forever miss the days of ads that let you punch Osama bin Laden
>>74433760
no why did you fall for his prank
>>74433760
SIKE, I'm not going to sleep!
white males should kts
>>74433799
agreed, fuck blumpf and fuck whypeepo!
STOP
POSTING
ASIAN
WHORES
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>74433799
*makes 30 minute video why that was a stupid thing to say*
hmmm yes donate to my patreon
province idea
>>74433778
>>74433783
>>74433849
too bad he is only trying to help the left become less absurd so they bounce back
the guy is a goddamn communist
Felicity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K723D_LLl3g
>/cum/ gets punched at 0:28
>>74433575
I only started watching the show just last week and I think it's great. I had no idea if garnered such hate from people. It's really funny if nothing else. Which is all I want from a comedic cartoon.
>that episode where they put Morty's Dad in Gerry Daycare
Why does everyone in Vancouver have dyed hair
>>74433879
i feel bad for her
>>74433917
yes please
>>74433964
Her fault for being white
Lee Ji-eun
>>74433929
bad guy
>>74433964
good guy
>>74433963
because they want to be "different"
>>74433959
>here is your jerry
>this is not my jerry
>here take this one
>>74433697
My optimism and positivity has already been destroyed
>>74433963
it's an extremely left wing sjw town, and for whatever reason women dying their unnaturally colors is a huge phad here
a friend of mine and myself had a whole group of people scream at us calling us racist because my friend laughed when he over heard them talking about the "muslim ban"
fixed my GTA skins issue
>>74433681
I thought we were doing perfectly fine on our own.Has it actually been established what /bant/ is for? I'm actually kind of confused as to it's purpose.
>>74433799
https://youtu.be/8ywsSInVMF8
>>74433879
don't get why people go up and try to "help"
she is fully able to get up and walk away like anyone else
>>74434028
shes a woman duh
>>74433783
Very rude
>>74434011
I can't get San Andreas to run on my Windows 10 laptop
I've tried everything
>>74434028
psychopath
>>74434027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-Cqkq6zWc
>>74434069
are you using steam? I fell for the w10 meme too and I can run it just fine
>>74434069
try compatibility mode
>>74434069
Well, not everything if your laptop is up to specification.
I'm guessing you're already are running it as admin in compatibility for XP. A last resort would be to partition a full XP OS and run it from there.
>>74434071
*kills my self*
>>74434103
>Hate symbol
Don Lemon is a piece of shit
just modded an NPC and their skin is still the same..
so who the fug did I change?
https://youtu.be/voSCELKjdwM
Why dont you have a 16 y/o daughter yet?
howdy /cum/
i just graduated from University with a BS in Physics, and a BS in Mathematics
in 3 months i will be going to graduate school for my PhD in Physics.
right now i'm drunk.
who wants to be my friend?
>>74434229
never had a chance to reproduce
>>74433951
>1:40
holy shit
>>74434230
I'll b ur frend
SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>74434230
>Uni
What 1 mate?
>>74434230
wow whats that going to be, like 600k starting?
>>74434028
because it's polite and you have autism
Any New Yorkers on /cum/?
I am going to work and probably live in Manhattan. Lower Manhattan more specifically. How are the people there? Are they white? Should I expect a significant presence of blacks in there? I was reading Wikipedia and found non Hispanic whites are a minority in every part of the city except Staten Island. Should I expect dealing with niggers if I'm going to work in an office of a certain building and if yes how should I treat them? Also are there any ethnic enclaves of Japanese Americans?
>>74434230
will FTL travel ever be possible?
>>74434264
ty honey
>>74434281
some shit garb state school
i'm going to a grad school ranked in top 50 tho, so there's that :)
>>74434287
it's more like 90k starting; but if i choose the right discipline, i could get a consulting position at my hometown military base for 800k a year
>>74434287
my dad is in his 60s with a math phd and makes 350k at tech companies
let's get some realism in our figures, alright boys?
>>74434295
runt mindset
imagine being such a faggot you waste time helping a womyn stand up
Damn
>>74434219
Restore the file to vanilla and check again. If you're certain you placed the mod correctly then disable antivirus and try again. A lot of them prevent modification to file systems. Since hostile spyware/adware etc. can make it appear as if the user is doing it. Sort of like when you try to use a trainer or something and a program deletes it for even opening the file folder it exists in.
I'm off work, friends and well wishers
>>74434365
Work called - you're working a double shift
good night cum
>>74434348
>4.56 GPA
I hate schools that do this.
>get above a B in an advanced placement class
>weighted above perfect to GPA
Cut that shit out, American public schools.
>>74434305
Please don't make me make a thread on int just to ask this...
>>74434348
for some weird reason i dont believe her
>>74434318
there is theoretical basis for FTL travel; but it requires elements of negative mass. that's not possible by any theoretical means right now, so it might never be possible.
from a philosophical POV, we have no reason to suspect we know what we are technologically capable of in 100 years. we certainly didn't 100 years ago
My socks are really smelly today :3c
>>74434305
nyc is a safe place
>>74434403
tell work it can kiss me ass with that
>>74434405
night grandpa
>>74434420
Get out of here, hothead.
>>74434329
>Shit state school
I happen to be @ a shit state school that's probably shittier than your shitty state school js.
Unless we happen to go to the same shitty state school, which might be possible.
>>74434471
as long as you dont leave the main island
>>74434305
>>74434422
How in the fuck are you gonna afford living in Manhattan?
now who could I have modded
hmmmmmm
i give up lol
i'm never going to be at peace or happy
>>74434471
I know it's safe I'm just asking about the niggers. Can I expect a non Hispanic white majority in the financial and business districts?
>>74434477
usnews, which does all the major graduate school rankings, doesn't rank my university AT ALL; let me know if you're better off than that.
if you're not, i'll be your friend
>>74434475
Should have stayed out of the sun today.
>>74434348
>I have a 4.5 GPA in my theoretical bosnian didgeridoo handcrafting classes
>>74434518
yea
>>74434519
>tfw #171
>>74434494
I'm getting yearly 150k starting.
>>74434551
with that ranking, you could get into MIT!!
Friendship with placer is OVER.
toronto is my best friend now
>it is impossible for brown people to be smart
>>74433575
Sounds like every wisecrack video ever
>>74434518
I don't know why you're worried about minorities since you will be a minority in one of the most culturally diverse cities in the US
how are you guys getting these jobs? do you just have rich relatives hooking you up?
>>74434554
Again......
How in the fuck are you gonna afford living in Manhattan?
>>74434571
i didn't go to film school, i went to films
>>74434571
Ive got a math degree with 600k/yr starting
>>74434554
but that's Brazilian fun bucks, not real money.
>>74434571
while i do have family memebers who are congressment, i got my position because I am literally a genius.
the first serious research project i got from my research advisor was supposed to be completed in 1 semester. i finished it in 6 days
me
>>74434534
I know it's /cum/ irony but thanks.
Any tips for living in NYC? Any hotels you'd recommend?
>>74434570
I just don't like blacks and Hispanics. I like being around non Hispanic whites and Japanese and Jews. I'm sorry if it comes off as racist or if you're black or Hispanic.
>>74433545
ESCUCHAD
*BURP*
DIOS NO EXISTE MORTI
>>74434642
finally a good argentinian post
consider yourself an honorary white
>>74434595
It boggles my mind how people think it's a good idea to go to expensive schools to learn art or film or whatever. What do they expect to find there that they couldn't from doing their own research or improving their work on their own time?
i told you not to post anime or be homo
>>74434632
you shouldn't be opposed to races, you should be opposed to classes
medium/high class minorities are just as tolerable as medium/high class whites and poor impoverished whites are just as intolerable as the poor minorities
>>74434661
i dont' understand this reference
>>74434632
Well, there will be blacks and Hispanics (Puerto ricans) so get used to it.
There are Asian neighborhoods.....dunno about Japanese areas
>>74434676
its persona 4
hey lad, fuck u
>>74434676
>medium/high class minorities are just as tolerable as medium/high class whites and poor impoverished whites are just as intolerable as the poor minorities
>hey lad, fuck u
>>74434671
high class negros in the US have, on average, 15 IQ lower than high class whites.
before you cry about it, IQ is a far more scientific, repeatable, and predictive measure than "class"
>>74434671
I partially agree it's just that I don't expect poorfags on Manhattan. My stereotype of it is that it's full of rich people in suits who work in different places like banks and businesses. If I am wrong please correct me.
>>74434687
Thanks.
*summons thurston*
>>74434720
iq is literally meaningless
http://som.yale.edu/news/news/why-high-iq-doesnt-mean-youre-smart
i'm gonna call you hospital-chan
>>74434747
that pasta looks tasty
>iq is literally meaningless
>>74434748
>tfw 250 IQ
>>74434765
uhh you don't know my number danmark...
>>74434766
was
>>74434771
it's a skill you can easily develop
>>74434783
yeah it's >>74434783
hehehehehe
>>74434748
IQ is the strongest predictive measure of ANY psychological construct to date.
it is roughtly 80% better at predicting behavior than wealth, social standing, income, betaness or any other personality/social aspect.
to deny IQ is to deny grass, or the clouds. you have to be an intellectual of the highest magnitude to perform the mental gymnasics required to "disprove" IQ
i read your article a long time ago, it is a conflation of unrelated "arguments" meant to confuse less observant and intelligent readers.
>>74434815
post a link
>>74434812
n-no its not
>IQ is the strongest predictive measure of ANY psychological construct to date.
>it is roughtly 80% better at predicting behavior than wealth, social standing, income, betaness or any other personality/social aspect.
>to deny IQ is to deny grass, or the clouds. you have to be an intellectual of the highest magnitude to perform the mental gymnasics required to "disprove" IQ
>i read your article a long time ago, it is a conflation of unrelated "arguments" meant to confuse less observant and intelligent readers.
>>IQ is the strongest predictive measure of ANY psychological construct to date.
>>it is roughtly 80% better at predicting behavior than wealth, social standing, income, betaness or any other personality/social aspect.
>>to deny IQ is to deny grass, or the clouds. you have to be an intellectual of the highest magnitude to perform the mental gymnasics required to "disprove" IQ
>>i read your article a long time ago, it is a conflation of unrelated "arguments" meant to confuse less observant and intelligent readers.
>>74434790
intelligence is not a skill you can develop, and to think so is to grossly misunderstand what it is. certainly, you can practice the same IQ test over and over again until you know all the answers. do you think that means the test isn't a reliable measure for intelligence?
of course you don't. you're not that stupid; but you may be that dogmatic
>>74434827
http://www.apa.org/monitor/feb03/intelligent.aspx
>>74434832
what the frick?!
it changed from >>74434783 to >>74434832
dumb cana!
I U+1F44 hate U+1F44 Fchicanos
IQ doesnt real and I swear to gOD that if I see a nerd reading a book I'll bash him
*reads a book* hey guys
FUCK OFF SHITMARK
bout to sock this cunt reading a book
>>74434875
>semicolon followed by a dependent clause
Pardon me for jumping into the discussion I really just intended to make just one question but IQ, if it's a measure of intelligence, can easily increase or decrease. Nutrition is the most influential factor, lack of vitamins can get you to have your brain work slower. And then there are the more extreme cases like the difference of IQ between a new born baby, a 5 year old and an adult, or those people who survive gunshots to the head but end up retarded. Saying IQ is a constant number is like saying the number of leaves in a tree is a constant number.
>>74434783
>>74434832
oh.... you meant a phone number... oh...
i thought number as in post number
>>74434875
uh this is about using iq to test if kids have disabilities
>>74434926
amerifats aren't supposed to know these things
>>74434934
yeah itss ok i understood you when you posted some more
lots of ppll have been calling me hospital for ahwile now
/g/678944/8a0efef13e/
>>74434936
oh so it's for testing if someone has a low IQ?
kind of like black people in the US, and everywhere else?
just me getting married to my slam piece.
Jealous, kiddos?
>mfw hospital-chan is patient with me
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080453/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
doing a watch of this
>>74434985
hospitals are full of patients :^)
>>74434834
unless it reverse NTR
>>74435006
grrrrr
i hope cuck trudeau passes a bill to bring back dirt roads because FUCK if i'm paying for some pansy ass government man to pave roads
>belly buttons
>>74435054
>instead have to pay even more to constantly repair the shitty dirt roads
>>74434747
are you telling me my taxes pay for THIS SHIT
fuck you get a job you cunt
>>74434977
why do you sound so belligerent about this? iq can obviously be used for disabilities like if someone is simply incapable of recognizing simple patterns or equations, but its not a measure of the average persons intelligence. you just want undeniable proof that a group of people are dumber than you because its the only achievement you can cling to
manhattan has a daytime white majority
the usa is honestly embarrassing
most countries have aportion of their population that is just genuinely retarded but for america that's 50% of their population
I made a thoughtful post on cum but no replies. I see others not from cum countries are getting replies to so what am I missing?
>>74435079
How many sleeping pills do I have to take to kill myself? And when people kts with sleeping pills, what do they use? I not suicidal, but I plan to be in the future if my life goes to shit.
>74435155
i'm getting replies
:^)
>>74435083
dumb chi
>>74435155
thoughtful posts get ignored
lolis get a (you)
>>74435155
here you go chimp
White people
testing
>74435205
no rude, fucking idiot
>>74435155
if you were that girl i'd give you all the cum from my country
been finding myself more attracted to animes recently
>>74435237
should probably eat a bullet
>>74435221
thats disgusting
would you jack everyone off yourself to get it?
>>74435237
iktf
>>74435214
you passed
>should probably eat a bullet
@themonkey
which flags do you find the most intimidating
brits scare me honestly. I feel like they're the chads of /int/. I don't like talking to them because I know they will bully me
>>74435256
fatty
>>74435237
I love how their eyes are half of their face
>>74435278
I am pretty fat
>>74435273
>brits
>the chads of /int/
o am laffin
>>74435287
we know
>>74435221
If I was a girl I wouldn't screw with a pervert like you ane I'd much rather find me some virgin autist with depression and make him happy
>>74435237
Embrace it.
Islam
>>74435273
>being this much of a beta
most porn websites are owned by jews and they are pushing cuckoldry to infect white peoples brains?
whoa! way out man!
>>74435287
fatty^2
>>74435273
used to think this a bit till i posted in /brit/ and utterly dominated the conversation
>mfw a CHI responds to me
>>74435273
russians
I feel like they have a natural animosity towards my country which makes me less prone to trying to be friendly
>>74435323
hey
>>74435323
Do you even know what a chicano is and I'm not even Brazilian dumbass.
AAAAAAAAAA
>>74435083
i'm PhD anon
i get defensive of IQ because it is truly a scientific measure, and is only disputed by people who are insecure in their position in life
>>74435350
are you a chi like me, be honest
>>74435352
yes, and I wasnt talking about you, Hue
>AAAAAAAAAA
>mfw some dirty roastie makes fun of my flip flops and playfully spills my drink
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493884352198.webm
>>74435372
>>74435376
S-sumimasen.
>>74435378
this guy is ALMOST Seth Mcfarlane level of face punchability
Why don't girls like me?
>>74435384
>>74434747
nice meals
>>74435379
found that incredibly hilarious Tbh
>>74434875
>intelligence is not a skill you can develop
LMAO
>>74435379
lmao fake
>>74435273
Mexico
>>74435379
this has to be fake holy shit
>>74435387
Lead me not unto temptation
I can find the way myself, thank you very much
>Tfw 2(too) intelligent for iq tests
@74435395
>doubting the power of autism
>>74435452
Were both on cum you have a foreign flag I have one too, want to chat bb
bit rude
>>74435452
>>74435473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdqmmmKLDnk
>>74433545
>le god doesnt exists morty xD
Rude should be illegal
Best candy in the world
making shity stir fry tonight boys
>>74435501
thats not Nerds
>>74435497
but God doesn't exist
>>74435473
Umm no lewd behaviour, o-ok?
>making shity stir fry tonight boys
>>74435273
someone post that pic of /brit/ trying to hold a meetup to shatter this guy's image of them
I dont recognize anyone living in the southern hemisphere as human
>>74435539
fucking love this guy
>>74435501
the fuck is this
>>74435379
Quintessentially British
>>74435537
>r/MarchAgainstTrump
>>74435540
>I dont recognize anyone living in the southern hemisphere as human
>>74435526
Shut up bitch
>>74435473
Fuck off monkey, Denmark is mine
>>74435606
i hate being near them but their culture is the apex of western civ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc
>>74435537
downvoted
I will be a famous youtuber
>>74435412
such religious zealotry in your position.
i dare not oppose your dogma
WHITE WALLS
WHITE FLOORS
ROOF I BLEND IN
>>74435678
ARE YOU WHITE
I AM NOT
I STILL BLEND IN
>>74435640
this is great
https://twitter.com/hashtag/IAmAPreexistingCondition?src=tren
local Panda express is REALLY dropping the ball in terms of their chicken
>average drmpt voter
JUST
>>74435663
post your channel
>>74435717
is this veteran PTSD stuff true though?
thats fucked up
>when Pennsylvania swung red
fuck drumpf
better than an iq test: ask them if theyre christian
>>74435723
cringe
>>74435663
r u yuya
pls b my gf
>>74435749
we'll swing our red right up to your front door don't trifle with us little man
My sister is a good christian woman
>>74435727
i only have one video of a cow
>>74435782
why would you WILLINGLY want ohio
People from the south fuck their cousin
business idea: pennsylvania takes up arms and utterly fucking decimates california
>>74435808
not true
i'm not from the south and i've fucked two of my cousins
>>74435499
>achieve world power status by 2020
Most US states would instantly become world powers the moment they seceeded.
>>74435741
this is the one thing I always wondered about- are they covered by the VA? I guess since the VA is so inefficient they would take up psych care outside the VA. but yes, being a vet or active service member can be a pre-existing condition. so many things they can just throw onto their no-insurance lists
>>74435808
Literally nothing wrong with having sex and eventually marrying your cousin
>>74435823
lol, Id like to see you try
>>74435808
>>74435829
Meant to quote >>74435782
>>74435798
I don't but it has a lot of farmland that PA can use
I did not make that pic by the way. something is genuinely wrong with pennsylvanians and we all post like that I took it from a 'pennsreich' thread in pol
>>74435841
wouldn't be a challenge ESE
>>74435880
>outnumberd in
>population
>military bases
>technology centers
>naval access
>monetary funds
The japanese fuck their sisters
Its true, saw it in a cartoon a couple times
>>74435911
irrelevant
>>74435933
just like pennsylvania
>>74435940
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>74435940
ROASTED
this is nice board
Had a dream that I was holding a cute girls hand and it felt so good. I could even feel a warm sensation in my right palm when I woke up
>>74435919
yeah but that's hot
fucking your cousin is gross dude
>>74434747
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
>>74435940
FUCK. FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!
THEY CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO WIN THIS
UNLEASH PA'S GREATEST WEAPON
>>74435950
I was making you jack me off
>>74435963
i hope you didnt have to swim home
>>74435950
Whatever the cute girl represents, you're subconsciously afraid of losing it.
>>74436010
brendan fraser isn't a cute girl
308
310
>>74436109
309
>>74436109
good job
>>74435837
youre an arab