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french gf edition
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i want to protect her smile
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>>74415091

a bit cute desu. Shame shes a fucking racist scumlord
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think we should give bant a go
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hows /gf2017/ going
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ignore my thread we can use it after thisun
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/bant/ has ruined brit
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>>74415053
Which bike, lad

>>74415031
Haha fair enuf

>>74415087
Lmao
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anime
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>>74414798
Runescape
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bant?
ill have you know that i dont care
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dont get the hate for ids desu.
only runts who shitpost care about being called out.
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>>74415154
runtscape
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>>74415137
both of them on their phones, sad
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remembered what subreddit i wanted to go to
/r/asianmasculinity
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/bant/ sub edition
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>>74415171
Actually rather like IDs, they're great for following what a specific person has said which is occasionally useful.
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Posting comfcore kino

https://youtu.be/wJEoLRmoEAE
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>>74415205
this
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its like thread wars on steroids
dont care for the board and shant continue posting in it once the first thread has reached bump limit

instead let us talk about crispy wispies
whats your favourite flavourite, reddites? mines got to be that lovely scrummy green salt and vinegar, not least because i get to say "nigger" in public without receiving sour looks or physical blows
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>>74415171
can't samefag with ids
love a spot of shitposting, me, nothing too wild mind. Created a couple of our glorious gimmicks through it

>>74415205
tbf you're practically a namefag
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>both of them on their phones, sad
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>>74415123
that's the best part
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>>74415264
True and it doesn't affect me as a poster, but the other side of it is good.
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In from work, alri
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the old phimosis is making the old willy smell
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>>74415097
>implying I didn't live in belfast in the 90s
Mong. Lived in a fucking flashpoint too the whole time. Stop talking out your arse. The 90s were nothing.
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>>74415303
Outstanding post
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>>74415147
you're an American in Ethiopia. Lads should know you're not Ethiopian, you probably have Irish British and Cherokee ancestry.
Just saying
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>>74415319
old fuck
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>>74415334
Nah.
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*bangs your kok*
waheyy!
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that feel when no girlfriend
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>>>/bant/

what the fuck is this supposed to be?
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Need a gf with criminal mischief on her police record
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gonna eat an apple crumble cereal bar for the first time hope it tastes nice wish me luck lads
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>>74415317
why dont you just get a new one that works turtlemong
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>>74415091
>french gf
a man can dream
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>>74415379
Good feel
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fashy gf
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>>74415365
can you not?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmnAvT0cqg
wonder if he can even titfuck her properly
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post pure audiokino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TfWV1lQ8DY
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>>74415421
https://youtu.be/qgtkPKZ2OPk
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throwing my (miniscule) weight around on the Other Board
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once ate a chip that had already been partly chewed by a girl
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>>74415413
saw you on /bant/
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>fashy goy looking for a trad qt
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>>74415491
neat
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>>74415147
not a real bike but a scooter
Vespa LX50
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>>74415487
bit gay
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shan't be posting on /bant/ and would advise you to do the same
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>>74415496
whom are you quoting?
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>>74415537
>>>/bant/
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any of you want to scratch my back? ill provide some kind of equivalent reward
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>>74415522
Two wheels are two wheels. Vietnam has an awesome bike culture from what I understand
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I refuse to use that other board.

IDs are a cancer.
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>>74415537
*does the same*
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>>74415409
>russian nazi
>>>/g/ulag
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>it's illegal to wear sunglasses and a beret in the UK
mad that
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>>74415561
literally everyone I see uses a scooter of some sort
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>>74415558
yeah ok
*waits for you to turn around*
*walks away silently*
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>>74415590
celts ruining the fun for everyone as per
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>>74415409
clearly posing for her bf, doubt she knows what it all means
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>>74415593
Yeah, there was a news story on the television about viet motorbiking.

Great way to get around
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what should I spend it on?
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>>74415621
of course

women are stupid and willfully ignorant
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*rubs my back against the edge of the fridge door*
*dies spontaneously from all the knives*
*leaves a calling card on my corpse, of my trademark lisicki edit*
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>wondering if any of you guys been through this. My ex-bf's mother disapproved of me because I'm asian. which is weird to me considering she's asian too. He's a happa, with his mom being asian and his father white. she only want him dating white girls, so when she found out he was dating me an asian. she started to yell at him and pressured him to brake up with me. which he did :( idk what to make of this, still makes me sad thinking of it since i still like him.
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>>74415651
>new pound
HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT
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>>74415627
there are definitely bikers around, but the majority of people use mopeds
main reason I got one over a bike is because they're just more convenient and comfy for city driving
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>>74415656
I did NOT take the time to post to be (You)'d with a misogynistic comment
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>>74415608
celts didn't make that law
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>>74415688
t. Dave the Deano-Wannabe
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>>74415651
WHAT ARE THOSE?
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>>74415608
What are you? some kind of Jute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfWiigAoDfs
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>>74415701
£2 and 100JPY?
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>>74415651
1 freddo
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>>74415703
I follow a british guy on youtube who I think lives in Chang mai or however you spell it. He rides the same bike that I do.

Is vietnam worth a visit?
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>>74415761
chiang mai is thailand
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>>74415706
you made the first misogynistic comment though
you said outright that you doubt she knows what any of it means and was just doing it to please her bf

removing her agency AND objectifying her

smdh
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>>74415651
0.09% of a hug
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>>74415712
i assume it's because its a uniform of sorts for the ira
>>74415726
literally yes
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>>74415701
its alright
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>>74415788
Heh...ur right
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>>74415744
hate new pound
hate it hate it hate it
ugly octagon poo coin
forgot they brought it out
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>>74415761
I guess but I haven't been able to see much of it so far, my work schedule has been really shit and forced me to stick just in this city.
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>>74415832
yeah it is, but that doesn't mean it should be illegal
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www.reddit.com/r/hapas
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>>74415848

What sort of work?
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>>74415892
all me
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>>74415892
>children of White Fathers and Asian Mothers.

what about the other way around. does that not count?
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>>74415897
teaching, what else
the number of hours isn't as much of an issue as how they are spread through the day so awkwardly so every few hours or so I have to come back and work again.
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>>74415123
rasheed
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>>74415935

They have a hard on for Asian Male + White Woman relationships for some reason.
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>>74415946
Oh cool. Aside from hours, how's life over there?
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what should I watch
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ethiopialad isn't the big black buck i imagined him to be

he looks like some weird arab
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>>74415892
>violent/sexually abusive
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>>74415876
yeah i wasnt being dead serious was just having some banter with my gaellic m8s on /brit/ x
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>>74415847
made a thread for you >>74415991
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>>74416007
I look like a balding alcoholic.
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8 cans of thatchers for £3.50 at bristol Asda's. fucking get in lads. off there to load up my car now.
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>>74415091
>You will never be that lamb
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>>74415892
the best thing about the asian rage is they basically say the worst white guys in the world and still preferable to them
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How do you find friends after university? I'm about to graduate and have no friends or gf.
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REQUIRE that gif of the three yanks RIGHT now
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the 'net is very slow and is starting to really make me ANGRY!
took me 5 attempts to post this because the captcha kept timing out
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>>74415983
alright but I'm still getting things sorted and everything is a bit chaotic right now
much too hot honestly and I'm not a fan of getting a face full of exhaust whenever I go anywhere
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Why are easy things so hard for me?
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>>74416043
well you do get drunk a lot
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>>74416067
that and they seem to hate Asian women/deprive them of all agency.
its like these /r9k/fags except with an ethnic minority angle
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Thought about becoming a skinnyfag but i like Chocolate digestives too much lmao
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>>74416087
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>>74416067

From what I can understand because they're eternally upset over white women not finding them attractive & asian women getting BLEACHED.

it's kinda funny
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soy el fuego que arrrrde tu piel
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gf
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>>74416099
Drinking again tonite
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>>74416162
>r3dditr3ddit
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*smashed through the door with an axe*
Here's wagie!!
*sits next to you*
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>>74416142
skinnyfat master race
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>>74416164

ruined by bad tattoos
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>>74416077
Get a full face helmet, idiot. Good ones filter out most of the crud from diesel and dust
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>>74416176
reddit is better than 4chan

you hear me boy

REDDIT IS BETTER THAN 4CHAN
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Uploaded a Mainstream and underground 90's hip hop mix just now
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>weather's nice
>sitting in my room doing nothing
ah yes, summer
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>>74416248
>underground
Dude mf doom lmao
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>pull me out of the aircrash
>pull me out of the lake
>cos I'm your superhero
>we are standing on the edge
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>>74416207
she's fit
you know it
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>>74416162
Soy el agua que mata tu sed
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vodajew has blocked /bant/

is there any banter there or is it JF """banter"""
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>>74416269
only one mf doom track in the mix
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not here to fool around

just want to dance, dance, dance

dance, dance, dance
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>>74416300
it's overrun by /pol/yps and other runts
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>>74416170
What's Ethiopian wine like?
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>>74416291

Yeah, I'd definitely still have sex with her unless her face was gross.
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>>74416300
It is literally the reddit run-offs from /pol/.
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only fucked white girls and they've never been older than 18
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spent time on this funny image
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why are white males so desirable?
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>>74416301
Good lad, who else made it?
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*looks at you*
*fucks on you*
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Honestly think I'd rather be single than have a mediocre gf
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can't imagine the level of arrogance it would take to make a new thread

feels self centred enough doing a post
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>>74416391
everyone knows white women prefer bbc
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>>74416373
that's what it is meant to be. it's meant to get all the reddit shitters who came for the election off /pol/
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me lads
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>>74416418
>yank flag
ah yes
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>>74416418

evidently not
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everything is absurd
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>>74416401
Here's the full track listing:

K.M.D-Get-U-Now
Black moon-Who got da props?
The Pharcyde-I'm that type of nigga
Outkast-Skew it on the bar-b
N.O.D-Fugitives
Gravediggaz-Death trap
Dj Quik-Dollaz and sense
Dr. Dre-Let me ride
Organized Konfusion-Stress
Ice Cube-The nigga you love to hate
Jeru the damaja-My mind spray
Wu-tang clan-Hellz wind staff
Company flow-Lune T.N.S
Mf doom-Gas drawls ('94 demo)
Nas-Represent
Goodie Mob-Dirty south
Lords of the underground-Here come the lords
Biggie smalls-Hype shit
Mos def & Talib Kweli-Respiration
E.P.M.D-Brothers on my jock
Mobb deep-Shook ones pt. II
Maylay sparks-Legacy
Dr. Octagon-Blue flowers
A tribe called quest-Scenario
2pac-Changes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T0DWHMGqPs
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I just don't get it. Why does the person being blind or not effect the spider? Because the guy won't kill it? I'm not blind, and I leave spiders alone because they kill annoying as fuck flies.

I just don't get it. It's not even that clever of a thought, why does it have 50k upvotes? There's clearly something I'm missing here.
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>>74416469
go away reddit
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>>74416469
fuck off back to the ddit
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>>74416389
Honestly only fill 5 squares or so on this
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>>74416450
according to your citation-less online dating chart
we don't even know the sample size there
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>>74416459
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm7CpNeYE5jAExS5fm8ODig
>those subscriptions
holy reddit
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>>74416469
>spiders xD
its reddit. why do you think everyone here makes fun of it?
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went to sleep at 6:30am thinking Phillip was dead

just shows how trashy the mirror and star are

absolute rags
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>>74416432
need to be more memeable than just a picture of your face
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>all social media profiles deleted
>left the lads group chat and uninstalled whatsapp
>phone on airplane mode
hmmm anything else?
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>>74416330
The good stuff's good. The bad stuff gets you drunk.
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>>74416507
same
was disappointed when i woke up
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might rearrange my room again
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>>74416389
Room for improvement but I like the font x
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>>74416495

https://theblog.okcupid.com/how-your-race-affects-the-messages-you-get-39c68771b99e
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>>74416469
its because the blind person wont see them and kill them so they can carry on as they wish
why are you so thick you dont understand this you daft cunt
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>>74416526
bullet in the head
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>>74416546
>blog
>okcupid

none of that is representative of reality

white women prefer bbc

just ask ethiopialad he's shagged many beautiful white women
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Wish bugs would mind their own business honestly
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>>74416469
redditors kill spiders and (stopped writing the post here to do something else and cant remember my point)

>>74416539
ta tell you a secret though mate thats all myfreebingocards.com i just typed the words in
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Always feel socially awkward when sending formal emails haha.
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wish we had more woods and forests and rivers and that
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>>74416526
Hahaha it's like little Timmy is running away from home

Talk about stoicism or a return to nature or your feelings getting hurt online or some crap. Which one is it?
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>>74416389
what is /bant/?
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want to fuck fannies and frot cocks but couldn't bring myself to fuck a bum or get my bum fucked
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>>74416609
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
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ggasdsddfg
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>>74416604
none just went fully mental and quit the normie world
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>>74416602
reckon the situation is improving since the creation of the forestry commission
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>>74416649
asdfg
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in love
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>>74416672
i still remember when that gimmick was created. the guy who said it got really angry. funny af.
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>>74416581
Cuck off, m8. You just said that I don't look lik3 a bbc anyway
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my dick is so long it goes from A to Z on the keyboard
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>>74416606
>>>/bant/
>>>/bant/
>>>/bant/
>>>/bant/
>>>/bant/
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>>74416609
it's even harder in real life when you realise first hand now rancid someone else's arsehole is
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making love to the butter knife
snogging a crumpet
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wish the heat death of the universe would hurry up
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>>74416581

> hundreds of thousands of people answering questions on okcupid in the hope of finding someone who fits that description
> not representative of reality

what evidence do you have for white women preferring black men? baseless /pol/ opinions?

you need to go back

>>>/pol/
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>>74416662
you're just going to get very lonely
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is /bant/ just /b/ with flags?
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>>74416701
you don't look like a big black buck but you do have a huge black cock
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I'm socially liberal but economically centrist. The problems are bad but their causes...are a complete mystery to me and I'd rather not know
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do we stay here or move to /bant/ then?
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>>74416739
no its /b/ with ants
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>>74416606

> Welcome to /bant/ - International/Random

> /bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world.

> No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads.

So basically /b/ + /pol/
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>>74416591
Same

Regards, Anonymous
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>>74416765
>brit with IDs
No
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>>74416740
6 inches at the point of bursting. And I've never fucked anyone above a slim6
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>>74416771
/bant/er hahaha
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>>74416743
*dresses like a woman*
*goes into the girls bathroom and rapes your daughter*
*doesn't allow whites to apply to uni anymore*
*gives non whites ubi*

nice! socially liberal!
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been hearing this mozzie buzzing around my ears
at night for the past week, pretty sure he's been trapped in my room and sucking exclusively my blood to survive, the cheeky cunt
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imagine being a slutty woman
just getting stuffed by big dick chads all the time
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/bant/ is obsessed with leaves, kind of want to post there to upset them but i shant
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>>74416826
That's American liberalism
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>>74416802
god you just continue to disappoint
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i am a centrist economically, socially, philosophically and morally, all of them radically
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is there a /britbant/ then
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>>74416861
No thanks mate
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>>74416861
Imagine being this beautiful and not indulging in the pleasures it guarantees
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>>74416854
I keep getting wasps flying around/in my window in the morning
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found a dead bug on my bathroom floor today

dropped it in the toilet and pooed on it
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>>74416765
stay; /bant/ is dedicated to a thing that only exists as a side product of a successful board. banter as a goal means you just get really tryhard posts that aren't any fun.
i don't think it'll last past its trial period
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>>74416854
tell him to buzz off haha
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>>74416888
there is
I wouldn't recommend it particularly
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>>74416911
>yfw it was just playing dead and crawled up your bumhole
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>if we allow transsexuals to use the women's bathroom, sexual deviants will put on a wig and go in there to flash women and children
>the ONLY thing stopping them before that is bathroom policy

rorke logic
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>>74416861
the idea of getting fucked is utterly repulsive
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god i wish i was a cute girl

i think i'd have sex only with losers and i'd make them feel so good. i wouldn't even acknowledge Chads
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>>74416945
My GARGANTUAN thick,smelly log would have heemed it in a microsecond
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>>74416765
you decide lad
if you're a reddit mong head to /bant/
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>>74416964
Lmao no
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heres a horrid thing: the human penis
seen one up close and it was just right out
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>>74416999
are you a cuck?
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>>74416959
you'd say otherwise if you had big boobs
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>>74417026
No, I'm a realist
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why are non-whites so racist?

>>74416964

no you wouldn't :p
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>if you're a reddit mong head to /bant/
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>>74416946
I don't think anyone said that rasheed
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reminder that the yank's first thought upon having a son is to lop part of its penis off
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>>74417044
yes i fucking would

some nerds/virgins are actually quite attractive and nice, chads are fucking asshole shit
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>tfw hiro planned /bant/ all along as a way to siphon off redditors and retards from all the other boards

BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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lol the bant thread got to 331 posts and went to page 10 and died and nobody bothered to make a new
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>britbant baleted
wahey! that solves that ""dilemma""
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toilet bog shithead fuckface drumpf cuck donny is not my president
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>>74417076
dr goldstein said it's a good thing to do so yeah of course i listened to him and had my son circumcised
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Sian
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>>74417077
Women prefer men who are entitled and brash; it's a sign that you've been validated in early life
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>>74417118
but he is though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkAtR8bTZk

very informative
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>>74417077
so if you were a male chad now and had all of these sexy girls flirting with you constantly and essentially throwing themselves at you, you would tell them no and instead go and fuck the ugly nerdy socially retarded girls?
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>>74417080
Um try again sweetie x
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>>74417140
bent twat
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Jesus Christ, they actually made /b/ with flags into a board
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>>74417043
was referring to your gif
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bellend smells like skips
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>"yes, this seat is taken, you ugly, awkward loosah"
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>>74417193
give us a sniff mate
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>>74417161
if i was single and not looking i would fuck them
if i was single and looking i would tell them to fuck off and date a girl i enjoy talking and being around
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>>74417161

to be fair to the swede, he did imply that he'd be having sex with the attractive socially inept losers in his fantasy.
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>>74417188
The best black women prefer white men when possible. I have experience with this.
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>>74417168
it's more like s4s with flags you fucking retard
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>>74416946
surely it would be the risk of arrest stopping them?
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FUCKING BASTARD SCUM GF HAS EATEN ALL THE CRUMPETS
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wish i was good looking instead of extremely ugly

life would be a lot better
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>>74417252
>gf
oh FUCK OFF NORMIE
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>>74417241
yes but allowing transgender people to use their appropriate bathrooms doesn't suddenly make flashing legal
>>
Business idea: delete /bant/ and revive /fitlit/
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>>74417134
would love to see those flabby arms wobble about as she tugs my willy
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>>74417267
literally get fit

if you're face is unattractive but you have a nice body you can find a girlfriend
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>>74417252

crumpets are gross anyway

english muffins are way tastier :^)
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>>74417267
B yor selph
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>>74417281
doesn't it? am i flashing you if you see my willy in the bathroom?
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>>74417296

not if you're an ugly manlet
>>
Why do we continue to deceive ourselves in the UK that the race issue has been settled?


This notion that we're all going to hold hands and sing 'Kumbaya' is pure fantasy, racial loyalties are part of human nature.
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Fucking love chokers lads, especially the ones that are just a simple black band

Don't know why but my willy just goes doopin mental for them
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What do the British think about Filipinos?

I'm think about studying abroad for my English degree next semester, so I'd like to know what the conditions are like across the pond.

If I go to London, will I blend in and be hated by every one there?
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*donates a dollar so ethiopialad can eat tomorrow*
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>>74417323
how do i get this hair la's?
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>>74417329
'cist
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i think i could have a decently attractive face if i had low body fat but i've been too lazy to stick with a strict diet lol

probably not model tier but attractive enough
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>>74417326
no
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>>74417328
no even then holy fuck you guys have a complex

my friend is short as fuck and has a nerd face but he's fit and has sex all the time
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*ignores it*
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>>74417337
Don't think a single person in Britain has formed an opinion on philipinos tbqh
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broke up with the gf today
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>>74417297
haha literally 3 packs of them in the cupboard just cant be arsed to eat them want something more spreadable
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>>74417372

t. swedish person who thinks less than 180cm is short
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>>74417365
so its not flashing, hence legal?
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>>74417329
>racial loyalties are part of human nature
Nope
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>>74417375
ayy r u the same guy who uses that pic all the tym?
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matched with a girl on tindr and meeting her later
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Business idea: stay up until 5am catching up on archer

Thoughts?
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>>74417296
no point haitiANO

can't change my underlying bone structure or the fact that my head is freakishly large
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>>74417335
lad

my slightly autistic female roommate wears a choker and my god. She's pretty cute and has real nice chebs but she's fucking abysmal to be around
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what do brits REALLY think of poles?
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>>74417337
london is like 50% nonwhite so you'll fit in
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>>74417362
Low bf is the first rule of looksmaxing.
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>>74417375

why
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>>74417374
>>74417424
I'll take that as a green light.

Set sails to London, I suppose.
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>>74417417
toilet, window and gutter cleaners
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>>74417414
look extremely close at some ""chads""
they're actually kind of ugly. They have weird faces but they have sexy bodies

women see their bodies and want to be smothered with them
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Liquid football las nite
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>>74417337
there are about 10 philipinos in the whole country m8 don't really think we have any stereotypes or whatever. Deffo no anti-filipino sentiment
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>>74417441
fuck off
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>>74417408
LANAAA xD
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>>74417417
aggressive weirdo catholics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-nKA1GCEnc
asian eyelids like that genuinely creep me out
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>>74417375
Good, she was a slag anyway.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/
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>>74417463
Rude toilet, window and gutter cleaners
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oneitus keeps uploading selfies

eh not bothered by her now
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>>74417497
why are girls so FUCKING cute
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>>74417484

one of my high school friends had asian eyes like that but he was white

he was bretty cute desu
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>>74417451
you're obviously a virgin and underage
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>>74417502
>"tfw bloated ugh *cryemoji*"
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>>74417497
>>74417529
it's because of her /fa/

no joke lol
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>>74417502
>tfw oneitis only uploads a selfie like once every few months and then promptly deletes it
>tfw have a folder full of her deleted selfies so if she ever moves away or something i can still look at her and fall asleep with her face next to me
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>>74417549
no you are
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>tfw the 'itis has made her 'gram public
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>>74417497

not a big fan of that dance style

much prefer this:

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRuLE8d6J_4
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NEW

>>>/bant/14008

>>14008

>>14008
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Making pasta
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>>74417453
football is too easy compared to other sports
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@ 74417606
shall NOT
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>>74417606

that's /pol/
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>>74417606
>/bant/
apsolutely discusting
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>>74417634
>>74417627
we have to colonise
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>>74417614
ahaha no
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>>74417417
best lads. saviours of Vienna
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>>74417694
>>74417694
>>74417694
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*calls in an airstrike on your bollocks*
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