/brit/

>>74404669
The challenge of the game is to build the most profitable yet boring theme park.

stop killing the mandem

charging 50 cents to use the toilet

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exam tomorrow in macro econ

getting down with the trumpets

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RIP

>>74404742
is every answer "let the free market decide"

reckon there should be a SERIOUS conversation about the monarchy when queeny pops it

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILAD

>>74404762
only people who know fuck all about economics say this desu

>>74404762
fuck off billionaire

>>74404787
that's me

what if britain abolished the monarchy before canada, australia or some african country? would the queen move to that country or just do one altogether?

>>74404763
Fuck off republican filth

free market just touched my willy

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>>74404778

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To garner support for the Boer War the British Gov. staged incidents & filmed them in London. They pretended it was genuine to public.

>>74404799
lmao at the beto one

>>74404799
lilsiki is not lawful
chaps a nut. Wouldn't be surprised if he had schizophrenia

Thinking of doing a poo

>>74404799
haven't had my daily dose of 'chines for a while

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the queen is dead and macron is going to win

rip britain

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/monarchy-grants-northern-ireland-independence-uk-39801908

OHHHHH SHHHITTTTTTT. Queen knows she's gonna die soon so she wants to do one last good thing to cement her legacy.

>>74404807
I have medals from the boer war.
my dutch Irish ancestry. we hated the British.

>>74404869
*votes Le Pen*
Not so fast, leaf !

>>74404885
implying you can vote and aren't actually nigel abroad

>>74404871
BBC don't put headlines in their links, you fat nigger cunt

Marmite on toast recipe:

serves one

Ingredients

marmite
bread (warburtons seeded batch preferably)
butter
bay leaf (optional)
Method

put bread in toaster
get out butter and marmite
get toast out of toaster when done
spread butter on toast
spread marmite on toast
serve with bay leaf (optional)
eat it

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>>74404799

>>74404871
wtf i LOVE the queen now

>>74404871
>links not working
burger...

>>74404895
Si j'étais un Nigel, je ne pourrais certainement pas te répondre ainsi.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/queen-drowns-corgis-in-dimentia-rage-39801913

wtf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

>>74404807
Sure the British government said that German protestants were raping Catholic nuns in Belgium so that we'd enlist in WW1

>>74404915
i could respond like that too if i wanted to and i'm a tete caree. i read the french sides of the cereal boxes.

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Tyne tunnel traffic is fucking awful, glad I'm not a wagie

>>74404915
You guys are so fucked

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-39799023

>>74404799
Lawful Neutral fits Big J to a t

>>74404915
Je veux baiser votre soeur.Est-ce-que votre soeur aime la sexe anal?

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>>74404940
alri, here's some sun and vineyards
couldn't be more French

>>74404990
Elle a déjà un homme, et je ne préfère pas savoir.

>>74405000
very beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGWlSo-7XSg

So who will be king

>>74405114
i shall

>>74405119
me first

might heem a runt
considering >>74405119

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>>74405114
Louis Alphonse Duc D'Anjou, he will rise up and reclaim his rightful crown in France and lead a conquest of England once and for all.

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>>74405114

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ready for a happening

Why even have royalty if they don't do anything?

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>>74405025
My phone doesn't do it justice but here's the village's clocher.
It's the one who tells the time of the day when I'm working here.
This is the old France, the one I like. I'm sure you have the same dichotomy, a traditional England, and a modern, international, multicultural urban England.

If I took a mould of my own cock and made a dildo out of it, would it be gay to fuck myself in the ass with aforementioned dildo?

r unitedkingdom is saying nothing has happened but it's hard to believe anything i see over there these days

>>74405215
Monarchy is God’s sacred mission to grace and dignify the earth, to give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives.

literally best case scenario is she dissolves the govt, abdicates and leaves charlie to assume direct control and mail some poo to brussels

>>74405249
this desu

>>74405232
Nah, would be advanced masturbation.. As long as no one else is involved, it's masturbation

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Red indicates that she found my answer unacceptable

What did she mean by this?

>>74405094
I have a Brennan ancestor. what can i say?

>>74405230
>This is the old France, the one I like
a gathering of retarded cousin fucking peasants is what you like? lmao you wouldn't last 10min in the 1800s or 1900s kid

so which habsburg died in your castle?

>>74405323
harry's girlfriend's son was aborted

opinions polls are a device for influencing public opinion, not a device for measuring it

crack that and it all makes sense

hate reddit. love pints (simple as)

>>74405316
Alri, so we are backwards people living in the past who couldn't bare life in the past. Nice coherence, retard.

not since 1924 has accusation of "foreign interference" been made in a British election

oi help me with this crossword

'Something every man loves (5)'

Thoughts?

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doing a read about George V's death

>>74405360
poooo
thanks

>>74405360
tfw gf

>>74405360
knobs

>>74405360
chebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4QzM9KqCQU


outrageous choon

>>74405338
All they seem to be doing recently is bringing out the opposition in force and lulling the status quo into a sense of false security. The US election being the biggest example.

>>74405382
no

>>74405395
no

>>74405402
no

>>74405416
no

>>74405418
CORBYN SURGE, you say?

>>74405427
pints

>>74405360
pints

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sky is talking about the royal meeting

this is not a drill

>>74405360
semen

>>74405360
women i reck

>>74405447
kiwi news was talking about it about 40 minutes ago you stupid retarded yank

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is this ordinary school in england?

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>>74405442
>>74405446
Much better

>>74405439
There's probably going to be Tories not voting because they believe it's in the bag and the 100 or so Corbinites will all be voting.

imagine being named after a fruit that looks like an unripe testicle

>>74405469
not enough pakis

gooooood very good my puppet, i didnt even need to describe your task

>>74405488
where is your paki boys?

romanchai lads.
india nomadic lads that came thoughout europe, up into Finland

hate crosswords. love pints.

Alri lads.

>>74404928
There were lots of atrocity stories about Germans crucifying people

hate pints
love pints
simple as>>74405528

>>74405531
the patrician's execution method

Reading a Grauniad piece that's bashing Brexit, calling May deluded, all the regular Grauniad drivel

But this extract was admittedly interesting:

>The Tories’ customary divide and rule strategy towards Europe has not worked. This British tradition failed early on – in the very moment that the Brexit campaign zeroed in so centrally on Polish workers in the UK. With that one move, any realistic hope for the kind of deal May still hopes for was lost. The Polish government would have been the only one able to topple the entire EU bandwagon. Hitting out at Polish workers may have helped win the Brexit vote, but it was a Pyrrhic victory. With that one tactic, the UK lost any hope for the Polish government to act as a spoiler on its behalf inside the EU camp.

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polling station is at the local mosque

>>74405364
Didn't he get Shipman'd

>>74405568
go in eating a sausage roll

>>74405563
Don't care.

any sad cunts looking to bleed out of their eyesockets?

rate my french, please. excusez mon accent! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALgcokJx3l
merci

woke up lads

nor enough pakis lads

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So what happened with Phil then lads?

>>74405605
Hello there I'm Phil, what do you want to know?

>>74405596
nice time dubdubs

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brits love brown and black people

>>74405628
delete this kim

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>>74405573
>By 20 January, he was close to death. His physicians, led by Lord Dawson of Penn, issued a bulletin with words that became famous: "The King's life is moving peacefully towards its close."[104][105] Dawson's private diary, unearthed after his death and made public in 1986, reveals that the King's last words, a mumbled "God damn you!",[106] were addressed to his nurse, Catherine Black, when she gave him a sedative that night. Dawson, who supported the "gentle growth of euthanasia",[107] wrote that he hastened the King's death by injecting him, after 11.00 p.m., with two consecutive lethal injections: 750 mg morphine followed by a gram of cocaine shortly afterwards.[106][108] Dawson claimed that he acted to preserve the King's dignity, to prevent further strain on the family, and so that the King's death at 11:55 p.m. could be announced in the morning edition of The Times newspaper rather than "less appropriate ... evening journals".[106][108] Neither Queen Mary, who was intensely religious and might not have sanctioned euthanasia, nor the Prince of Wales was consulted. The royal family did not want the King to endure pain and suffering and did not want his life prolonged artificially but nor did they approve Dawson's actions.[109] British Pathe announced the King's death the following day, in which he was described as "more than a King, a father of a great family".[110]

two lethal injections of morphine and a gram of cocaine straight into the vein

>What I’m doing with my life

>Existing, gaining knowledge and experience, learning and teaching, trying to bring good to the people around me.

What a fucking wank ahaha

Brexit? nah, ain't caring.

>>74405596
loving gypsies they are the ethnic Celtic British.

damn it i burnt my milk fuck

has kim ever been outside north korea?

Philip's dead not the queen

Bloke looks like a corpse as it is

>>74405660
would heem the runt if he came here

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>>74405634
at least your kid girls are white

Politicians are regarded as people who have learned to talk but not to act and you demand action, and rightly demand it.

>>74405660
would reem the hunt if he came here

Wow that announcement was pretty shocking, bet you lads are going to be livid for weeks

>>74405660
Possible?

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>этo чyвcтвo кoгдa нeт пoдpyгa

>>74405636
Never knew Harold Shipman was that old Tbh

i also knew a lad named hunt he was quite the upstart

>>74405636
probably a highly enjoyable and peaceful way to go 2bh. better than having your organs shut down one by one until you enter a coma and die. that or die of dehydration because the doctors know you're close to death so stop providing food and water to speed it along a bit.

>>74405679
*heems you*

>>74405704
I will find you and rape you

>>74405735
you should name yourself hunt too
hugh hunt

>>74405636
Meme magic

all the parties look shit so do i just do a blanket tory vote as a safe bet?

love brits... NOT!

*posts from work*

boss is gonna FLIP

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Pretty curious about this royal announcement

Get back to work Greg

just got home, did the queen die?

>>74405762

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iy9IHFwaje

DIE BRITS DIE

>>74405772
this is how imagine most brit households are

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>>74405772
that bloke on the telly wants to eat your mug

>>74405772
nice rock

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H*LL YEAH

>>74405772
my testicle the geode

>>74405792
alri thailad

>>74405792
shut the fuck up you dumb fucking nonce

>>74405804
alri

>>74405772
ah yes the ol' tabasco/tennis ball combination

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>>74405810

heh
ahehe
bang kok

bit weird how cultures change but people stay the same

>>74405772
alri samantha

>>74405772
My geode must be acknowledged

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nightmares all night, nightmares all day

>>74405861
is this a song?

Happy Star Trek day everyone!!

'avnt 'ad a nightmare for atleast a year

>>74405868
Fuck off

>>74405868
May Laforge be with you

>>74405822
I can't believe some people don't put tabasco on their tennis balls

harry is marrying the yank bird

>>74405898
thank you for cheering her up

>>74405890
Thailad could you please post all your pics

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/queen-abdicates-91-years-uk-39801908

She's not dead, but she isn't Queen anymore.

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DED

>>74405861
bergen

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All smiles

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the royal correspondent on sky is rather cute tbhlol

>>74405679
come to north belfast.
free wheelchair.
lol

>>74405918
won't be doing this

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Le Pen got trashed yesterday evening lol

>>74405933
pics x

>>74405919
virus do not click

this guy from america wants to be my e-boyfriend what the fuck do i do

>>74405953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

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you have no girlfriend

What time shall I go round and vote lads

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>

>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
brb slitting my cat's throat

off for a poo and a shower back in ~20 mins

Queen is dead lads

>>74405974
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

fucking racists

>>74405946
shan't be believing the mainstream media

>>74405989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dy50nUlw7U

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no gf

>>74406012
sky said it's got something to do with one of the royals

>>74405989
>>74406016
sky was blocked here in the US as well last year during the election

>Prince Philip to step down from public engagements, Buckingham Palace announces.

WOW

>>74406020
just watch the debate then!
was so out of arguments she started talking about the jews and how they were endangered! sad!

Business plan: wall around the UK to keep JFs out. Or like a ditch.

6 hours just to hear that philip is old as fuck and won't be doing any official engagements anymore

Prince Phillip cutting back on duties, boring

>>74406053
Now we wait for news he's got some blood clots or heart problems

>>74406054
Why would you support a literal Rothschild Banker aristocrat?

morning lads. fuck off nonce.

>>74406061
hmm yes a water filled ditch might do the job

STILL don't know what JF means
thanks
(no jests)

>>74406072
lol

>>74406086
Just Friends

>>74406086
Jolly Friend

>>74406076
oh but i despise him
seething rorkes are a funny sight though

fuck off lads, morning nonce.

>>74406086
jesus fuck

>>74406078
morning mate

just bear with it, the child sex pest isn't going anywhere soon

>>74406027
Ray Mears taught the sas
no one drank piss
best mate was Les Hiddins.

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Had a dream that I was a hunter-gathering caveman. And it turned out I was REALLY good at hunter-gathering, one of the best in our group of like four dozen cavemen. Everyone liked me, we ate together after a hunt and I had my pick of our healthy young cavewomen.

I have never felt so happy lads.

>>74406099
I feel like you're in the wrong general

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no gf1

>>74406086
jampot fucker

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no gf 4

>>74406116
haha thats my gf haha what are the chances haha

>>74406111
so i'm not allowed to voice my opinion on the haven of free speech that is 4chan?

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>>74406086
James Franco

this is even more disappointing than when nasa got all our dicks hard promising important news about mars and then told us that they'd discovered evidence that there may have been liquid water there at some point

johny foreigner desu

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Just voted for a Lib Dem mayor lads

>>74406141
>>74406135
>>74406125
>>74406103
>>74406098
>>74406091
hmm

jonny forener

>>74406072
so when he's croaking

>>74406134
I wasn't suggesting anything of the sort, just that if you're looking to enrage right wing people in regards to the French election, you might have more luck elsewhere. I don't think people really give a shit here.

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2 WEEKS OFF WORK

>The Duke of Edinburgh is retiring from royal duties this autumn, Buckingham Palace has announced.


L I T E R A L L Y

N O T H I N G

requesting a (You) from phimolad

>>74406154
all me

>>74406164
I reckon he'll be dead before we're out of the EU

Hate and love runts

>>74406177
fugg he's gonna die lads

turtlemong you in?

cant live with em, cant live without em ;) (the misses haha)

wjust rejected the poor sod (

any ideas for breakfast? reckon I need to go shopping anyway since I'm out of milk

why aren't you juicing right now?

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all the hubbub for THIS

>>74405772
GU cheesecake ashtray :D:D xx xx

post early 2000s choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw

Shan't be paying the EU a single penny!

>>74406251
no

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west mid lads who you voting for

>>74406234

don't want to look like a bloated mong

I look joocy natty

>>74406245
I don't understand why there was all the fuss at 3am and having staff from all over the country go into the Palace for it.

>>74406262

Communism or nothing desu

love foreners and special needs

>>74406262
matt ludford

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business idea: don't pay the brexit bill

>>74406251

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

In two minds about whether to disclose my love for anal masturbation to the FWB.

Have to hide away my 30-strong collection of toys each time she comes round but the thought of her ramming a plug up my arse is one I'm struggling to resist. Only ever slept with her after being a virgin until age 25 and don't want to ruin it.

>>74406257
dont think they accept sterling anyway haha x

>>74406271

imagine being the poor fucker who was woken up and forced to cross the country to be told that Phillip would be spending more time in bed. Wish the cunt just used Whatsapp desu

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not sure if i'd want to live to see 96

getting old is hell as they say

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>>74406203

vocaroo karaoke request:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwDYx6RCIw

choon for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylv1_FEXvLM

>>74406296
CReasing

>>74406300
how's the phimosis today lad?

>>74406296
It's almost banter like. tabloids and the French media were speculating death, Twitter blew up over it. They may as well have said "jk lol"

>>74406299
hmmm shall i be abused by a care home worker? or maybe shit and piss myself daily no actually i think i'll struggle to speak, endure a weakening body and forget all my loved ones

just what i was after

why do the french put spaces between the last word in a sentence and punctuation, like this ?

>>74406258
runt
>>74406283
good lad

>>74406353
https://www.thoughtco.com/how-to-use-french-punctuation-4086509

https://twitter.com/rickyg14/status/859987675092209664

banter

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NO CUTS
NO FEES
NO CORPORATE UNIVERSITIES

NO CUTS
NO FEES
NO CORPORATE UNIVERSITIES

NO CUTS
NO FEES
NO CORPORATE UNIVERSITIES

NO CUTS
NO FEES
NO CORPORATE UNIVERSITIES

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>>74406389

you ain't with the dogs you're a puss

>>74406284
Risk it. Explain to her confidently and persuasively, she might be interested.

Then you can be that one lad on /brit/ who gets pegged

girl who sits next to me at work keeps taking her shoes off and putting them up on my lap. i wonder if she knows i like feet. fucck

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do you call him wojak or feels guy lads?

Taking a shit is anal masturbation

>>74406432

wrinkled Reddit man desu

christ almighty i didn't realize how many leftists hate the royal family until i started browsing r*ddit

>>74406389
women are disgusting desu

>>74406440
>dditspacing

>>74406432
cancer boy

>>74406446
Yes but once you put your penis inside one you're doomed forever

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Supposed to be meeting people for lunch but really can't be bothered to get ready, might just go looking a state

>>74406429
hehe

SUCK ON ME FUCKIN TOES ALREADY STEVE

>>74406432
sad chap

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wew

>>74406463
that's a big bag

>>74406500
what's this

Listening to Joe rogan lads. Pineal gland going mad

>>74406532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>74406511
protests in venezuela

>meeting with a recruiter today
>find out it's basically an assessment centre where I have to do interviews and aptitude tests

fuck off mate I really cannot be arsed

for fucks sake just find me a job and let me do the tests when I get to that stage

Lads did you know the Egyptian sphinx is 12000 years old? Mainstream science is fucking wrong

>>74406550
Why don't you find your own job you lazy shitpipe

>>74406511
Vekekzuela

>>74406441
the left inherently hates the concept of winners, success, other people doing better than others. their mindset is one revolving around "fairness" and royalty goes against that

>>74406547
learnt about this lad from the algeriano

me when I double drop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItGwXRCcisA

>>74406569
some jobs you literally can't apply for without going through a recruiter, that's how I found this bloke. I applied for a job but I had to apply to him and then see if I was 'worthy' to apply for this job

absolute joke

>>74406585
coalburner

>>74406602
Spoiler: you won't be worthy

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me when i double dip

>>74406585

who is this slag?

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british royalty is very interesting

>>74406624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1k0nR_fVE

>>74406619
I wasn't "worthy" for the job I originally applied for but this bloke was like if you want we can get you set up here and I'll start finding similar roles for you so I said sure why not

>>74406635
Hannah Borgstein

>tfw no roller-dancer gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4pzKvuEQM

>>74406635
>slag

THAT'S MY GF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!

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>>74406641
Monarchy?

(someone make a Cromwell toad or a toad wearing a Phrygian cap pls)

>>74406572
Bit of a childish mentality

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>>74406664

Pretty sure the Royals just trolled the World with that announcement. Could have easily announced it without all the emergency meeting nonsense.

>>74406708
Announcements like that means they can pinch a bit more money from tax pot

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>>74406708
and people say they're irrelevant.

>>74405660
Went to school in Switzerland

Just removed all evidence of my existence from social media

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>>74406750
brits may not give a shit but the british royalty is incredibly interesting

Might just go fucking mental and buy one of those sandwich press grill things lads

Might just fucking do it

What happens if the Queen has a stroke, gets dementia or otherwise becomes an invalid? What if she is physically unable to abdicate?

>>74406781
now do your close friends and family a favour

>>74406781

bet some cunt still has a few pics of ya uploaded

>>74406787
Quite.
>>74406797
Like a whole 10 quid at Argos?

>>74406802
I want to but mummy would be upset

imagine having a monarchy

definition of cuckoldry

>>74406800

Then somebody pushes her off the chair

hate the nonce
love pints

>>74406800
regency

>>74406867

good lad

5:55AM jaja

>>74406867
feelings on your president? (Jean-Claude Juncker)

make a new, got some quality posts lined up

imagine spending your time in a foreign general. a general for a country that oppressed yours for centuries and killed millions of your countrymen

definition of cuckoldry

>>74406750
they are relevant
that's the problem

>>74406902
Le ebin EU is so evil xDd

Fuck off nonce, UK's gonna be looking so great 20 years from now after importing millions of good commonwealth citizens from Pakistan and Africa

ryan, zach, matt you lot here?

>>74406912
you have good choons and gimmicks though
that's all that matters in the end

>>74406945
all me

>irish is the third most spoken language in Ireland
>below english and polish
really causes one to ponder

>>74406945

havnae seen zach in a while

>>74406943
Feel like I struck a nerve there.

>>74406958
I know. Why does anyone speak it at all

who /cuck/ here

thread's giving me flashbacks of friend shouting "fucking irish monkeys"
shan't forget that