HEY I'M WALKIN' HEAH edition
>he isn't part of the Scratch master race
>>74400127
gabagool
emily
>>74400113
you know you want too
maplematch.com
>red sox win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDb8Nr_gVcw
DONE MOVING TOMORROW BOYS
what movies should I watch for my one evening without internet?
FUCK WYPIPO
WHERE MY ITALIAN AMERICAN BOYS AT??
WHAT YALL NIGGAS UP TO
the absolute state of denver
>Internet goes out for the third time today
I fucking hate Cox
>>74400208
EYO THAT JEW MUDDAFUCKA SAID THA BOOKS WAS CLOSED BELIEVE THAT?
>>74400214
does he feel remorse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJzMzW3kuY
and FUCK DRUMPF
>>74400214
what is that the same guy who hugged an asian girl
>>74400110
Nah I want something comfy. No weird Canadian horror movies.
>>74400222
Made me think
>>74400220
THE FUCK YOU DOING OVER HERE
AYE AYE AYO AYO FUGEDDA BOUT ET
>>74400234
Yeah, that's me. I turned redditflags on but people kept replying to me with "Do you feel remorse?"
>>74400244
watch moon
or k-on
>>74400127
>>74400151
>>74400208
>>74400220
MENTIONED
>>74400208
i try to avoid italian men because I worry they're in the mob but I think italian women are very pretty DESU
BADABING
>>74400266
ummm no sweetie :*
I'm gonna watch all of the Planet of the Apes movies thanks for nothing cunts
A BADABOOM
EYYYYYYYY
OOOOOH WATCH YA MOUTH CAPISCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attffb8oSCI
please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12890711
>>74400264
Just gonna watch TV.
Fug feels like im part of some telltale game
>>74400320
even more mindless than movies
what shows are on
Is it actually that bad or are people just jumping on a blind hate train?
FUCK WYPIPO
DO
YOU
FEEL
REMORSE
Fuck Drumpf.
>>74400370
Dead Set on Life. He is the only TV Canadian I like.
FUCK
WHITE
PEOPLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
dear black people (or niggers as i like to call them):
Business Idea: this is nice board
>>74400372
Never watched it, never gonna.
heh
>>74400388
>watching vice
wew
>>74400403
>u mad, featherless bois?
>>74400392
*walks towards you*
>>74400300
WATCH IT LEAF
>>74400405
It makes me more socially conscious.
>>74400405
Matty is cool as fuck bud
I feel remorse
[_] Disagree completely
[_] Disagree
[_] Disagree a bit
[_] Not sure
[X] Agree a bit
[_] Agree
[_] Agree completely
Good night cum
>>74400449
I've never felt remorse in my life
>>74400478
would you feel remorse if you forced the mother of your first child to get an abortion?
>>74400470
good night ned
>>74400486
maybe a little
>>74400486
Yeah i'm not a monster like that guy
>>74400497
so in other words, a bit?
Stop bullying me.
>>74400514
shan't
>>74400514
Bullying builds character
>>74400514
>>74400514
DO
YOU
FEEL
REMORSE?
>>74400486
babies aren't really people so it's ok
>>74400540
thought you were going to bed mister??? it's bed time
>be from denver
>kill babies
>>74400540
do not misconstrue fetuses for babies. if it was killing a baby I might feel a bit of remorse
Where is my fellow NEET's at?
Think I'm gonna stop posting in /cum/.
>loli d-doesn't mean I'm a paedophile it's just a drawing! You sick bastard I would never gosh
>What's that? You love watching gay porn? You're fucking gay lol never knew how fucking gay you were you homo gaylord queer faggot kek
>>74400587
>paedophile
fuck off, lime-sucking scum
Getting real sick of the 4chan X quick reply fucking up
fucking firefox
fixed
>>74400596
>girl laughing at buff manlet who thinks it makes up for his height
>>74399088
what the fuck is this real
>>74400665
yea
/cum/ beast got a cutout too
i look down on all of you
think I shall stay up all night
>>74400431
Me on the left. You on the right.
>>74400701
doubt you're in a position to do such an act
its those types of thoughts that make me pity you
quite rude to receive a (You) without ever giving back
>>74400727
OwO
consider it an honor im even acknowledging you
i don't. you have nothing to offer me
>>74400795
Me on the left. You on the right.
is "dabbing" still a hit with the kids or is it just done ironically now?
you betray your simplify by thinking of this interaction as an exchange
DONT make bad posts
>>74400841
thought it was always ironic
hctkxhkfxjgfiyi9647dtyxkci
don't understand what you just said
>opened a beer
>take a sip
>realize I don't feel like drinking
>head hurts
>want to go to bed
Hold me
>>74400900
finish what you started runt
its obvious (both interpretations are)
>>74400908
trying bud
i've grown bored with you people
then go back to /dixie/
thats the plan, i have something i want to share with them
something that interests my, something /cum/ is unworthy of
all english speaking generals should merge into /anglo/
>>74400966
>>74400966
Hey buddy, how are those Orange Ducks doing?
>>74401018
With >brits
gfs parents took her phone away again. i'm just gonna buy her a phone
the day she gets it back they take it again
i'm starting to think they don't like me
>>74401055
>gfs parents took her phone away again.
she 15?
>>74400889
Excellent post.
>>74401047
Gonna stab Mookie t b h
>>74401026
meme
>>74401084
>log into rebbit
>see this
>log out of rebbit
>>log into rebbit
>>74401094
>>74401084
do you feel remorse for using reddit?
I DON'T CARE
I HAVE NO LUCK
I DON'T MISS IT ALL THAT MUCH
THERE'S JUST SO MANY THINGS
I CAN TOUCH I'M TORN
>>74401094
no not really although they are fucking faggots on that website
>fat woman is going to sleep and has the tv on still
kill me
i have been summoned back due to a (You)
please refrain from this until tomorrow morning
i read the max headroom broadcast hack on reddit where some guy claimed to know the people behind it
really good read actually
>>74401148
rude. go shut it off
>>74401122
I feel remorse for getting 60,000+ karma for a submission when 6,000 was the most you could get before the rework
where the anime burgers at
>>74401184
>new research stimulant causes hair loss
You're welcome
>>74401148
Are you in a shared room?
>>74401153
link?
>>74401192
pls go conaway
>>74401200
yeah i got moved
>>74401205
I bet she comments about you taking pictures of your food
"kids these days, we used to eat our food not instagram it!"
or are canadians too polite for that?
>>74401205
>i got moved
Not for long.
>>74401192
*tearfully shoves you out the door*
y-you TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME
GET OUT! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!
*slam door shut*
*fall to my knees and weep*
Stop
liking
asian
whores
>>74401226
>or are canadians too polite for that?
suck my cock fag
>>74401205
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/eeb6e/i_believe_i_know_who_was_behind_the_max_headroom/
and don't bully conway ya big meanie
>>74401226
i did it stealthily
but you'll note my supper today had a different table under it
>>74401232
>mfw you'll never find me
>>74401249
>>74401226
>or are canadians too polite for that?
HATE this meme
>>74401249
like this meme
>>74401263
I mean I am going to have you moved back to your private suite whether the administration likes it or not.
>>74401260
I like how this fucking redditor subhuman scum is instantly judgmental about nerd hackers doing cool shit
eat my entire dick fedora tippson
>>74401281
thx bb
>>74401260
What a dick. Just let them go. If he actually does uncover them, they will probably face real prison time and fines. They did some non-harmful cool hacker shit. leave them be. he's just going to fuck over whatever lives they are leading now.
>>74401304
it's okay, he was actually completely fucking wrong. they were eliminated as suspects by some other snitch
he wasn't spooked by me i guess...
hackaz dindu nuffin wrong
they's goo ol boys
>>74401299
>breasts
heh, won't be reading any of this
>>74401351
not even a van doing 55 with the horn blaring will startle these fuckers
but a a twig snapping under your feet will spook the shit out of them
>>74401360
you are a perfect for the main character tho :)
>>74401299
i played oblivion but don't understand what is going on in this shit
I want one of those captain crunch whistles that gave people free phone calls
>>74401386
probably doesnt help im just posting random pages of it
>>74401357
I mean, don't get me wrong, there are hackers who do tons of damage, but those guys just intercepted some Dr. Who episode for a few seconds. It's now a creepy event in American history, and these guys are just trying to ruin all the mystery around it as well as screw up their lives too
obviously if it happened a lot i wouldn't care, but it was a cool one-off thing that harmed no one. I don't know why their witch hunt peeves me so much.... it shouldn't... but it does.....
I like calling people fags after I tell them to suck my cock. Feels like it's not gay that way
>>74401360
>>74401426
that's not the real doujin as you could probably have guessed if you had a brain
>>74401428
that's what reddit does, they take every chance they can get to ruin the fun. they will solve every mystery no one wanted solved and find every meme person no one ever cared to find
they found that stupid brian guy and they probably helped find that fat guy who danced in that one picture that really didn't want all the attention. redditors RUIN EVERYTHING
/cum/ on a night out
>>74401450
you mean japanese don't make tons of 4chan meme references in their doujins??? guess i'll have to throw out my kimono and one way ticket to tokyo
>>74401482
ken...
>>74401453
>brian guy
What guy?
>>74401489
just some ugly kid who was in a shitty reddit meme
>>74401499
rude
>>74401453
One guy gave starcraft 1 source code cd back to blizz and got shitty merch for it
>>74401499
fuck you anime girl you're not even real
>have lesbian friend
>she hasn't told her parents yet
>tomorrow I'm stopping by to meet her parents
>I'm bringing a drawing of her I made for an art class
>not sure what to expect
they're going to think I'm her boyfriend or something. this seems like a not great idea
>>74401501
I mean, I guess pol does the same thing, but they have a whole agenda behind it
>>74401524
anime is real
>>74401522
wait, he gave it back without dumping it online? what a fucking fag holy shit redditors are scum
>Traps are gay
>>74401526
doesn't seem like it'll be worth it
shes basically using you
>>74401499
dont post my gf
>>74401552
umm back the fuck off?
shes mine
>>74401529
get a life nerd
>>74401546
I don't think she wants to be known as straight to her parents, but neither has she summed up the courage to tell them
she's not very socially aware so she probably hasn't figured out it'll be awkward. when we hang out she randomly gets mad at people and loudly shouts she hates them within their earshot
>>74401570
yeah idk what to tell you
>>74401586
it's alright, my situation is pretty weird so I never expect good advice on it. just wanted to vent
queens husband died apparently
hmm
>>74401562
what?
You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B aren't you?
>>74401597
delete this hearsay immediately
>>74401609
I prefer 9S. Not gay, just would really like to stroke 9S' little cock
>>74401609
For me, It's Mitsuru
>>74401597
>google it
>unsubstantiated rumour denied by Buckingham
A God can't die
>Not gay, just would really like to stroke 9S' little cock
really craving a margarita for some reason
>>74401561
well me and her just did it yesterday
>>74401609
I really, REALLY want to fuck a sentient android
A2 > 2B
really wish A2 got more screen time
>room is filled with so much trash
>elbow something squishy to my left
>entire column of stacked gum, used tissues, and milk jugs falls on me
fuck
watching adolf propaganda
>>74401668
This your bathroom?
>>74401668
post a pic of your room
>>74401679
jesus christ that looks like a fallout 3 mod.
not that bad but I am gradually getting there. luckily/unfortunately I have to start cleaning it all tomorrow
>>74401693
cleanliness is next to holiness
>>74401693
>luckily/unfortunately I have to start cleaning it all tomorrow
why is it unfortunate
why do you have to
>>74401706
I would have done the same thing
>>74401701
it is. my mind just feels worn and deteriorated from it being so messy
>>74401687
I would like to, but there's probably there's a ton of paperwork all over the ground and I'm sure one of you would zoom and enhance to find the age of my cat or color of my mailbox
>>74401704
moving out so I have to rush-clean it
>>74401737
>but there's probably there's a ton of paperwork
this is what I mean. just a weaker mind from all the mess
>>74401706
>that raging newfag in the thread casually defending reddit
I can never truly tell anymore
>>74401706
wow
a redditor is also the reason I can't emulate xbox games. they really do ruin everything
>>74401737
why are you moving so early in the month
where are you going
>>74401759
a good half of /g/ frequent reddit and will talk about and prove it
*beeps at you while youre crossing the sidewalk before the light turns green*
>>74401706
copy it for yourself and then return it
>>74401769
moving out of school for the summer. I keep promising myself I'll bring less shit each year, and each year it gets progressively worse. I bought like 30 used books I probably can't fit in a box and somehow have 7 pairs of shoes. I don't even know what the fuck is going on
>>74401798
>needing more than two pairs of shoes at any given time
git gud
>>74401798
>7 pairs of shoes
r u a grill
>>74401798
post thighs
>>74401819
I know. I don't know why I have so many
>>74401821
no but one of my 7 pairs are women's pumps. how did I even get to this point what the fuck is going on
>>74401821
Having lots of pairs of shoes doesn't make you a woman.
>>74401765
that isn't your property ;)
*walks across the sidewalk despite the light being green, starring your car down as you barrel towards me*
>>74401839
>but one of my 7 pairs are women's pumps
>>74401834
I would but they are covered in these acne red spots from all the dust (?) that accumulates on them. idk I thought they were sand mites but apparently not
>>74401857
w-what does that pic mean
>>74401797
life would be so much easier if i was a girl
>>74401880
delete this right now
I want to SEX Sae!
>>74401910
gotta stop with this shit man
>>74401874
>w-what does that pic mean
>>74400795
>>74400795
>feel far less autistic than when I used to use this site commonly
>everything seems so autistic or newfaggotry to me now
>still nothing better to do because I ran my life into the ground
Who else here /failednormie/?
>>74401880
um please don't reply to me with stuff like this, this might be illegal in my state
>>74401934
but this is my first time posting her
included a book to seem tough
>>74401880
lolis make my thingy hard
>>74401890
>ywn use yourself as your own model
i mean i have a great butt, i just cant draw it properly
>>74401948
post feet (THIS POST IS IRONIC I AM NOT A FOOTFAG)
>last assignment is worth a full letter grade
>>74401948
post hands
>>74401948
post feet (not being ironic btw)
>>74401948
Nice book sally, don't forget your purse
guess i'll go to bed and read a bit
bad night cummers
>>74401948
are those your shoes
*devours feces*
Alright, that's it for me buds, I'm going to bed. See ya tomorrow~
>>74401989
Night night
>>74402004
>>74401989
nite nite brevs
>>74401962
>>74401975
w-why
>>74401974
see pic. i am on left
>>74401993
i forget how i acquired them i have been so tired i NEVER wear them they are just there literally 6/7 of my shoes are man shoes
>>74401981
i don't own a purse
>>74401996
Is pooman420 dead?
>>74401989
night night fampai
>>74401989
same here
night!
of course I show up and all the NERDS go to bed
midnight frosted flakes or mini wheats?
>>74402007
top keks, fucking one of the faggiest pics ive seen
>>74402007
i was starting to get a little worried about you
>>74402028
Flakes, because they're great.
>>74402028
blend of both
>>74401996
#1 Canadian poster.
Wish I could sleep. I took at a nap at 6 and just woke up 20 minutes ago
>>74402033
BACK IN THE DAY MEN WHO WERE JUST FRIENDS HELD HANDS NOW WE ARE SO 'NO HOMO' ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T EVEN GLANCE AT EACH OTHER WITHOUT BEING CALLED GAY
>>74402034
glad i assuaged ur fears
>>74402028
frosted flakes, of course
>>74402048
ya dun goofd son
>>74402008
nah im fine, i just don't always use the name
sup?
Did the Heisman on the hoe
>>74402067
I know, at least I have tomorrow off
Hola
>>74402102
>Cara holding a handegg
traitor
>>74402102
stop avatarfagging every day of your life
>>74402088
this is pretty hot
>>74402044
thanks man
>>74402088
*buzz*
>>74402112
YANKd
>>74402088
I ship it
>>74402088
>those flags
>electric razors
>>74402088
does pol approve of this?
>>74402135
Only took me a million hours in ms paint
74402124
*shaves my crotch and face with the same electric razor*
>>74402124
>Brazilian flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8
Why does the nightmare keep escalating?
>>74402148
I can't use normal razers. I just use that small buzzing scraper thing that pops off the side of electric razers. i barely have hair though so it all works out
i havent masturbated in 3 days
>>74402082
Laying in bed with headache, u?
>>74402163
i didn't make it desu
plus i'm pretty sure whoever did just googled "latin america flags"
I just finished all the marshmallows of the giant size lucky charms
Okay I just watched the new Kong movie
The after credits scene was mind blowing
I am rv shopping again
the used ones look really cozy from the inside when they're all furnished up
>>74402179
smoked some dank tweed, gonna go to bed soon
take an ibuprofen man
>>74402165
So you never get a clean shave?
>>74400221
>passing the "keep the baby" shit test
>>74402209
you'll unironically fit well in some cities, but I understand you want to move around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG0_KiM9Mv8
>>74402209
>mom goes RV shopping last summer
>takes me along to check out all the campers you can get
>theres this big one will full commodities and a big layout bed and kitchen that costs less then the one she wants
>its a measly one/2 person camper
>she wont get it because she'd have to learn to drive a larger vehicle
you could live like a king inside it, too
if I was a billionaire, I would buy the apartment complex right outside the city limits of my hometown and convert it into an impenetrable fortress with a PMC platoon inside
then I'd shitpost all day and nobody could ever stop me
>>74402207
Can't fuckin' wait for that match up
holy heck is the queen dead?
>>74402214
Kinda pointless since im going to sleep it off
Nor do i have any pills, shouldve taken some from my parents oh well
>>74402253
You think Kong and Godzilla will team up?
>>74402245
I could never stand to have PMC platoon or bodyguards of any kind. imagine paying grisly-looking men to call you sir and watch your house, seeing you just lounge around and post on 4chan. if I had a wife I would have to constantly act tough/alpha in case any of them tried to make a move. exhausting
>>74402274
no girls allowed
>>74402242
That would be a problem for me if I ever bought an rv. I'm not great at driving larger vehicles, but the most livable ones are basically buses.
>>74402271
Yeah, against king ghidorah
>>74402288
you'd want to practice in the parking lot a bit to get the hang of things. you don't need a licence right?
>>74402285
I mean, you wouldn't feel weird with all those armed vets around you?
>there are kaiju """""""fans"""""" that never watched the OG East vs west
Smh, desu, senpai
still haven't started studying for my final in 9 hours. Not sure what's wrong with me
I met Chloe Bennet once
>>74402336
>>74402336
i think i hated that film because king kong won, although i don't remember it well. my favorites were godzilla vs. megalon, destroy all monsters, and final wars. megalon being the top one
>>74401384
Where can I find the rest of this?
>>74402338
What's the final on?
How much of your grade is it worth?
>>74402364
oh and son of godzilla
>>74402338
FUCK SAME MINE IS AT 10 AM AND I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED FUCK
>>74402336
stop viewing anime
>>74402364
Top 5:
KK vs G
End of Kaijugelion
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II
Space Godzilla
Destroy all monsters
i have one of those $5 godzilla movie packs you get at wal mart
think i'm gonna watch godzilla raids again tonight
>>74402377
It's Calc
its like 20-30% or something, but basically our final grade for the class is either regular average or the final exam grade by itself, whichever is higher
really wish i could master the art of cheesing papers
>>74402406
>Godzilla
>anime
>>74402427
good choices. have you seen final wars?
I have to watch destroyah and biollante
>>74402338
you lack discipline
>>74402445
ur fukked