no edition edition
first for cyclists are gay
I really like parsley
keep a plant of it around just to eat
@the second reply in this thread:
dumb mobileposter
alright buds i got to clean up a lab and study for a final
have a good night
Hide your girlfriend... MattyBRaps is heading out...
Cars are alright, as are bicycles. Canadians suck major dick though.
anyone here jewish?
tfw no gf
WtF gIrLfRiEnD jUsT sEnT mE tHiS
>>74397597
gtfo Kraut or APOLOGIZE FOR THE HOLOCAUST RIGHT NOW
>>74397597
Great post
*hides girlfriend in cellar*
brb guys
>>74397598
are you a fucking PA poster? stop hiding without a flag and get the extra flags add on. step up and represent with us. we are disproportionately represented here. step the fuck up and stand with us
if you're not a PA poster then ignore what i just said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN4w8e432_o
Found a video of paha sapa
Finals are all done
Now I just have to wait for my grades to come in
>>74397637
I'm from Colorado.
post emily
>>74397661
they take forever like wtf
checking lionpath every 2 hours
wish my runt of a professor would post some fucking grades so i know how hard i have to work on this paper due tomorrow
*plucks myself some parsley and eats it*
>>74397630
You can't come into OUR general and bully us
>>74397682
*posts your grades*
heh, nothin' personal, kid
>>74397667
AHHH FUCK AHHHH MEME STATE MEME STATE!
test
>>74397676
Is this actual propaganda about Canadians?
>>74397703
your proxy worked cia
I hugged an oriental female today.
AMA.
>>74397667
Send me candy from the candy factory please please please
>>74397689
Watch me
>>74397733
how does it compare to hugging a caucasian female
>>74397733
do you feel remorse?
*dabs*
>>74397673
I did particularly iffy on one exam and the grade for that won't be in for like a week
prof supposedly curves it a ton but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed
>>74397760
I would't know.
>>74397761
Stop it.
>>74397762
>you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4VzNLCyEo
>>74397765
gl i better start studying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=absU9A6pkFM
CYCLISTS BTFO
Stop asking if I feel remorse. Thanks in advance.
It's funny I used to get mad at BajaChan for avatarfagging, but after reporting him so many times I just gave up.
The tides have turned.
>>74397780
*dabs on you*
>>74397813
fuck off ryan
>>74397812
GIVE ME CANDY FROM THE CANDY FACTORY PLEAAAAAAAAAASE
>>74397830
rude
I like to fuck up cagers' side mirrors and windshields with my hard steel u-lock and then ride into an alley or up a one-way street where they won't be able to chase me.
>mfw thinking about all the property damage I've done against drivers when they piss me off for the slightest things
>>74397844
No.
>>74397739
Hahaha fucking REKT! Leafs on suicide watch.
>>74397881
cant wait until you have to reset your router
>>74397614
tfw no asian gf
If /cum/ didn't bully me, I'd put my redditflags back on and send you some candy. But at the present, I will never give you out-of-stater scum any.
>>74397876
>Cyclists are cowards
GO FIGURE
>>74397882
Should I dump my anti-canada folder, germanybro?
The look of shock in their face when some cunt on a 10 speed cracks the windshield of their Lexus is always priceless
I am anonomous. My real identity is unknowable. I am a shadow.
has conway offed himself
tfw gf
>>74397935
I don't know man, I'm going to bed soon, don't stress yourself with that shit.
what if trump just resigned because he got tired of doing president work
>>74397955
who?
>>74397955
>>/dicksy/
imagine if O'Reily called obama a cock sucker
I honestly hope she goes back to California after she graduates. It'll make my life a lot easier.
>>74397935
>>74397929
please
>>74397955
He's over in /dixie/ because /cum/ is gay
>>74397989
well probably nothing would happen, he's already called him worse
>>74398004
>>74397988
what a fucking faggot
>>74397979
I wouldn't be surprised
He's definitely the kind of guy that runs away the moment things gets hot
LEAVE LEAFS ALONE
>>74397973
yeah, good point. sweet dreams senpai
>>74398004
>Guy with AIDS calling anyone gay
laffing
Is there a way to use extra flags but not display your flags without the windows poping up and asking you to set it up everytime?
>>74398044
yeah
>>74398029
likewise
>>74398044
Use two browsers or that
>>74398051
how?
>>74398087
Edit the user script and comment out the part where it sends your flag to the server
>came home from work
>spent a collective 20 minutes on computer
>just laid in bed for 6 hours straight
>now going to sleep to wake up for work in 7 hours
i don't think i've ever felt this dead inside
test
>>74398209
That's how I've been feeling for almost a week now.
>>74397621
>>74397514
well spill the beans
someone fucked with my redditflags
If the Bible is so great, how come they never wrote a Bible 2????
checkmate atheists
If dubs I post the last text message I received.
just realized there's nothing stopping you from setting an arbitrary regional flag for any future post number
>>74398400
Thread is ded without me desu.
>>74398324
torah (bible 1) + new testament (bible 2)
>>74398324
it's called the book of mormon
you idiot
>>74398269
even when i've felt really bummed like this in the past i'd wanna listen to music or something but i don't even wanna do that now
i don't like this
Taco Bell is entering the nugget game
this room is too fucking hot lads
>You were issued a warning for posting >>74397485.
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
lmao
I can't handle this heat
>>74398450
muh dikk
>>74398436
It doesn't pass either.
>tfw physically feel sort of numbness in my chest
>feels a bit like someone just punched me in the center of my rib cage
>>74398459
fucking kek, I reported you for that
mods are truly on my side today
perfect temperature
>>74398491
unbelievable.
IMPECCABLE WORK JANNY.
The word kaleidoscope comes from
kalos beautiful + eidos form + English -scope
So really, a kaleidoscope isn't an instrument containing loose bits of colored material (such as glass or plastic) between two flat plates and two plane mirrors so placed that changes of position of the bits of material are reflected in an endless variety of patterns, but rather a device for seeing something with sense-delighting high quality in the shape and structure of an object.
>>74398450
Weird as fuck desu. I don't even think Taco Bell offered chicken products before this
>>74398491
be expecting a knock on your door from the jan man soon bud
my family back home hasn't had power for three days straight
I'm worried about them
tfw comfy
>>74398031
I don't have the bug
>thurston hasn't showed up yet
here have this jpg that is too small to see good
>>74398525
nope, I've been a good boy today. got immunity
>>74398541
Ill let him know
>>74398507
too cold
>>74398529
>Fahrenheit
more like failshite lmao
>shite
Like a rotten log
half buried in the ground -
my life, which
has not flowered, comes
to this sad end.
>>74398553
you'll run out of gbp some day
>>74398558
thanks lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_NLi63AdvU
im varg vikerines and fuck white ppl
>>74398603
Varg is never wrong
>>74398553
Nice.
>>74398603
I like Varg's voice
Varg is always wrong.
wanna go to war with north korea REAL bad
>>74398450
Finally
>>74398624
Meant for
>>74398541
If you're not draining the earth's resources, someone else is.
>>74398603
based varg with the inconvenient truths
stop using technology
>>74398651
>>74398624
always appreciate a free (You)
>>74398630
Well why don't you join the Army or something then
>>74398624
>>74398651
>lured thurston out of hiding
hehehe
>>74398655
>nobody is draining the moon's resources
Thanks Obama
>>74398691
It's a nice day outside so I decided to go inside because there are too many people walking around.
What does this mean
if you think we're gonna save the environment you're retarded
>>74398763
Text rape
>>74398763
It's a kiss I think
>>74398780
Fuck the drunviroment and fuck black people
human quality of life is going to become far worse
>its a henrico posts edgy one liners in hopes of getting (you)s episode
hmmm think i've seen thisone before
>>74398864
lynch the blacks, stone the gays and gass the jews 2bh
>>74398864
When are you going to leave the hospital
grumpy manlet
>henricoANO
>>74398763
looks like that mutated pacman is about to consume a heart. Definitely should stay away from that symbolism
All the kids I met from Henrico in HS were manlets swear me mum
>>74398895
go back to /dixie/
>>74398895
next wednesday or something
you should look into the actual data on the environment and what it would take to fix it
its impossible without total collapse
>>74398895
hey it's congay
>>74398917
I didn't plan on staying, /cum/ is as bad as /brit/ now
>>74398921
Good
Never getting that extra flag app because I'm not a gay
>>74398541
what hospital is this at? or city, or whatever you're comfortable divulging
>>74398935
Who cares about the environment anyways, the earth will be inherited by shitskins and chinks
>>74398954
fuck off already then
don't come into our general then whine about it
>>74398985
you live in the environment dumbass
Humanity's best hope is to go to a different planet. We already fucked Earth way too much.
>>74398972
>tfw my posts will never be screenshotted because /cum/ bullies me with my flag
>>74398997
ah yes instead of living on a habitable planet we should all just move to an uninhabitable one it all makes sense
>>74398997
>100 years later on new planet
>humans fucking up earth 2.0, sea levels will kill everyone in 5 years
>>74399019
>habitable
Not for long.
>>74398996
No shit dumbass
Is it true that Canadian elementary schools don't serve hot lunch and if so why?
>>74398997
moving to another planet is impossible and will be less habitable than earth
>>74399039
more than mars
we should use a separate planet just for industry and shit
>>74399049
We bring our own lunch in elementary school, they serve hot food starting in highschool
we should not have industry
>>74399049
our parents can provide food for us
>earth becomes near uninhabitable
>a shuttle is prepared to send us into space to inhabit another planet
>the shuttle breaks down mid-flight because one scientist was using metric and the other was using imperial units
>humanity dies
We should pollute more to poison the hotter regions of the planet
>>74399068
>>74399049
Can a DIFFERENT Canadian answer my question? I think this one is fucking with me.
>omg a womyn is on our side
why do drumpftards do this?
we will never achieve the ability to "mine" or preform similar activities in outer space on any meaningful scale
We are fucked ahah
>>74399075
wtf it's true? what about the low income children?
>>74399087
never had a hot lunch in any school except high school when they built a new one and we moved there then they had a cafeteria you could buy shit from
>>74399087
it's true, we don't have that kids just brought sandwiches and stuff
there wasn't even a place where you could have a kitchen in my elementary school
My face hurts
>>74399087
I'm not. Did then unironically give you lunch trays with a milk that is a prison tier meal like you see in the movies?
>>74399112
fuck off n*ck
>>74399088
frog memes and a mild critique of feminism will save western civilization
>>74399119
Food in my school was actually pretty good desu.
>>74399119
it's true
>>74399103
we do have snack programs. I think our welfare system is supposed to provide enough money for families to buy food
Is this true
Basketball. It just seems way too predictable and repetitive, to be honest. I don't understand the appeal. Team A goes to the left and tries to put the ball in the hoop, they score or they miss. Team B goes to the right and does the same. Repeat hundreds of times over. Sometimes people make a big jump before trying to put the ball in the hoop. Sometimes people get pushed over and then someone gets a chance to carefully put the ball in the hoop without anyone defending. Whoopdiedoo
>>74399133
>>74399143
hmmm interesting. In the last two years of elementary school I remember them letting us just go off property and walk to get food, we'd all get pizza and cigarettes.
>>74399161
Isn't that the tranny who was all over the news for a bit?
>>74399168
Sports in general are dumb
>Sports in general are dumb
wish i had a fedora to post
>>74399103
The school unironically gives poor parents canned food like corn and shit lmao
>>74399178
>elementary school
>cigarettes
Nigger you would be 10 to 12 in the last two years of elementary school.
>wish i had a fedora to post
>>74399178
we had gates with magnetically locked doors around my elementary school
they had us paint wooden fish and attach them to the fence to make it look less like a prison.
But someone shot up the highschool the year before
>>74399205
I don't really watch sports except during the NHL playoffs or Olympics. But I enjoy it when I do.
>>74399200
I know, our buddies brother was a NEET and lived next to little caesers and he would buy us mentols and shit if we gave him money.
>>74399216
That's fucked
>>74399251
>smoking as a 10 year old
Canada is truly a land of savages. We need to annex and civilize the leafs.
>starting to realize the reason I don't remember much about my childhood is because it was horrible and I blocked most of it out
>>74399316
At least we didn't have bars on our windows and shit christ man
>>74399336
We don't, though. Only the areas with a high concentration of negroes. I don't think I've ever seen barred windows in my life.
>arm rests on this chair aren't padded
FUCK DRUMPF
tfw too smart to forget things
>>74399049
yeah what the others said is true
however we also had special hot lunch days every month or so where you basically fill out a form/pay money and then get hot lunch. it was usually a different food each time, like pizza or pasta
>>74399336
my middle school had bars on the window lol
is it illegal to throw out other people's property if you have reasonable suspicion it's litter? some asshats left half drunken gatorade, wrappers, and crumpled up notes in a room in my lab so I just grabbed it all, dumped it, erased their whiteboard final-study notes, and wrote "STOP LITTERING"
>>74399359
Oh yeah we had that but it was like once every year and they always fucked up the order
What does it feel like not being an autist who's easily manipulated by women who show even the least bit of affection?
why are jews against genocide when they clearly genocided several different peoples in the old testament
>in school feel like life is going in the wrong direction
>out of school feel like life is going nowhere
I don't like this
>>74399381
wew where?
>>74399396
you did the right thing lad
>>74399418
some shit city in southern ontario
>>74399410
it's grim. i have been feeling the urge to drive around the country until i find sometihng
>just realized that all the impromptu sleepovers on school nights was because my dad was a violent alcoholic and my mom didn't want us home
>remembering all the holes in the walls my dad used to make
>realize I've never been fishing or camping
>this was a bad idea
>>74399437
Same, I went to school in Ajax, whitby and Oshawa bud, never saw bars in the windows anywhere in durham what the fuck.
>>74399410
there is hope senpai
>>74399432
thanks. i just get paranoid and think of the worst possible outcomes, like what if they just left it there and are going to come back and freak out someone tossed their property
considering how sue-happy so many people are in this country, and how getting sued basically ruins your life, you can't be too careful
>tfw sheltered as a child
lmao
realise > realize
centre > center
colour > color
programme > program
catalogue > catalog
>>74399494
You accidentally used the "greater than" symbol instead of "less than."
>>74399447
I'll take you fishing and camping, son
>>74399494
this
>>74399512
thnak you dad
>>74399494
What is with euros and putting useless letters in words? Why is French half composed with silent vowels? Why do Brits need a "u" in the word "color"? What the fuck is going on with "queue", a word where everything past the first letter isn't pronounced?
American English > British English
>>74399539
*punches hole in the wall*
SAY THANK YOU RIGHT BOY
>>74399494
i only use colour out of those because color looks like it was written by a 6 year old
From now on I wil only use the leters that efect the sound of the words.
>>74399568
get out of my country, xhang
>>74399567
pls no
>>74399591
t. rashid
(brain meme)
color
colour
coloure
collourre
collhuauorre'ueue
>>74399545
no one ever cared to reform spelling as pronunciations changed
Watching a documentary on Netflix about four lesbians rowing a boat from San Francisco to Australia.
>>74399468
>tfw genuine interest in business and comp sci
>tfw dont even want to be a wagecuck
>about to graduate in CS
>no jobs to be found
>tfw your pet Americans forget their place
>tfw have less than two weeks left with the only girl who's ever clearly shown me any affection
What should I do? I'm too autistic to know by myself.
>in CS
>hate it
>>74399633
I'd probably be living like a NEET if it was viable for me. Company loyalty and long-term employment are pretty much dead concepts and the job market in everything is complete shit.
>graduate in CS
>move from India to U.S.
>already have 13 job offers
हाँ लड़के
>>74399680
if you dont ask her out i will call you a beta for the rest of your days
>>74399568
gtfo
>>74399633
if you have a genuine interest and drive you can work hard and carve out your own niche and enjoy work
>>74399664
in your state? have you tried other states?
whomnsoever'th aint say aluminium in the stead of aluminum zhloud oughtn't be in North America
I have a business degree and a law degree. I don't like legal practice very much. Should I go into politics or something?
>>74399703
they know you will undervalue your labor
>>74399680
i know the feel bro, i went to japan on exchange and had the same feeling with a girl there
however after i left i eventually got cucked by an american intern so that kind of sucked. my life has been a downward spiral since then
>>74399719
Only if you promise to be the next Fuhrer
DUDE HITLER LMAO
>zed
>>74399714
I'm about to apply for a lot this weekend all around the country, though I don't want to work in California really
I actually got one call for a job in Portland, but we'll see where that goes
>>74399753
>zee
>soda
>>74399705
But my relationship with her is really awkward right now. Also, she's going back to her home state soon.
>>74399766
good luck. I assume it's with Intel?
should i go anaheim or edmonton?
what's your guys favourite pop
>Aed
>Bed
>Ced
>Ded
>Eed
>Fed
>Ged
>Hed
>Ied
>Jed
>Ked
>Led
>Med
>Ned
>Oed
>Ped
>Qed
>Red
>Sed
>Ted
>Ued
>Ved
>Wed
>Xed
>Yed
>Zed
>>74399808
Haven't head of the first one but why Edmonton?
>>74399816
the sound of knocking the eye out of your cheeky head
>>74399820
>>74399808
>>74399825
fuck i mean go *for* edmonton or anaheim in the nhl playoffs
>>74399825
Anaheim is the city that HEEMs leafs in the NHL.
>>74399816
Orange pop
>>74399820
um no sweetie
>>74399816
What is this pop you speak of?
>>74399803
It's with an avionics company and the work seems pretty regulated which means probably weird hours.
It would be a good position for me to work on other things and maybe do something on my own eventually.
>>74399816
the british kind
>>74399841
>>74399847
Literally who?
>>74399881
*probably no
>>74399816
that mexican coke that comes in glass bottles
>>74399879
It's what human beings call carbonated beverages, not s*da OK?
>>74399816
dr. pepper
*HEEMs*
>>74399881
good luck. where do you think you'll live in pdx if you get the jerb? how will you avoid the rent crisis?
Is Mexico's router out? I see no Mexican posters.
>hockey
lmao
>>74399687
couldn't you just make something like
if the number ends in 1 3 5 7 9 then it's odd
or
if the nuber ends in 2 4 6 8 0 then it's even
it could even be infinite instead of 100
>>74399916
Who?
>>74399929
What is "Hockey"?
have not yet so much as been warned for impersonating a member of the 4chan staff. what gives?
>>74399943
dude you could literally just (n % 2 == 0)
>>74399946
Maybe you have to spice it up a bit
>>74399918
I have no idea
most of those jobs are outside the city in smaller towns. Hopefully the rent problem isn't as bad around there.
>>74399966
idk I don't do nerd shit
Just sent her a text asking if she wants to go out after class. Will provide updates if she responds.
>>74399946
/int/ - no mods ever
I make better pulled pork than any American scumpig, it's a fact
>>74400004
I make the best soup from a can
>>74399998
Have you thought ahead of where you'd take her if she says yes? Don't say coffee you pleb
>>74399998
Update: She agreed.
>>74400024
I may be an autist but I'm not a pleb.
really tired for some reason buds
wtf
ITT tryhard yanks
What programming languages should I learn over the summer? I've got a little C++ under my belt, not much else.
>>74400050
Scratch.
>>74400040
Where are you gonna take her?
Coffee is fine for a first date
>>74400043
What should I watch?
WHERE MY ITALIAN AMERICAN NIGGAS AT
WHERE YALL NIGGAS HOLDING UP???
>BRONX HERE
>>74400050
python is the hottest meme language of this decade
>>74400062
Ever heard of the candy factory in Denver?
>>74400063
I've already had coffee with her but it was under less than ideal circumstances.
hey /cum/ this dude just asked me to go out with him after class and i said yes
should i just ditch him and not go? he's kind of creepy to be honest. i just feel bad since i am leaving in two weeks and i think this is literally the first time a girl has ever talked to him (what a loser)
by the way i am posting under a leaf proxy because canadians are really attractive and i'll probably fuck one after i ditch this loser
>>74400079
AYO PAULIE COULDN'T MAKE IS SOA HE ASSKT ME TA BRING THA CANOLI
>>74400066
idk im watching(kinda) a cam of john wick 2
thinking of watching your name after
you could always go watch cube
I could never date a canadian, they are absolute untermensches
>>74400096
If you're her, can you tell me why /cum/ has been asking me if I feel remorse?
>>74400089
No but that sounds more interesting than coffee 2bh well done
EYO WHERE MY FELLOW GABAGOOLS AT
>>74400100
you watch yourself cunt canoli's is life
WHERE YOU FROM MY NIGGA???
NORTHERN ITALY HERE WE AT IT BOYS
>>74400050
don't focus on languages, focus on concepts
buy books on algorithms and data structures and learn to pick languages up
>>74400096
haha nice
>>74400116
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
>>74400137
stop, it doesn't even have /cum/