/brit/

File: aa525dcec5b811e3a4a60002c9c634a8_8.jpg (124KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 640x640px

Danz

stop single linking you cunt

>single linking

HEEMeth thyself

do brits call east asians just "asian" as well?

*comes out as gay*

Fucking finally!

I've struck a deal with Megabus to have myself dragged behind one of their coaches bollock-first on a trip from Glasgow to Brussels.

If all goes to plan there'll be nothing left of my knackers apart from a thin, bloody strip running all the way down the major arterial roads of England, through the channel tunnel, over the French border and into Belgium.

It's going to cost me and I've had to sign an awful lot of paperwork freeing Megabus of any liability but it'll all be worth it once my sack is well and truly obliterated.

>>74398126
i too would like to live in the middle of nowhere
gonna stay to my little parish for now though

>>74398176
what did tim mean by this

is he, dare i say it, getting rorkier by the day

>>74398198
they are called orientals

>>74398201
*disowns you*

>>74398201
how do you tell for certain if you're gay?
also bit gay

What the fuck does heem mean and where's it from?

downing a big glass of homo milk

File: file.png (633KB, 977x701px) Image search: [Google]

633KB, 977x701px

Anyone who does not study a STEM subject belongs on a fucking cross

>>74398176
Have you lads been redpilling Tim?

is this northern english or scottish please reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IJaW1InyA

LOVE pints, ciggys, fit birds, footy and the pub

HATE pakis, work, the irish

simple as

Why are all Australians rorkes?

babestation

>>74398193
HEEMest*

>>74398245
Sounds Yorkshire

>>74398245
If he's not Australian there's no point trying to learn Cricket from him

File: C-raEJHXkAAE6T4.png (208KB, 768x428px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 768x428px

hum

before i left to go sleep yesterday, two anons, an australian and a brit, both posted the exact same picture of tim with a completely different post, right next to each other, within 20 seconds of each other.

made me uneasy so i left

>>74398226
told this story before

lad thought he were gay and all that, went along with it first time out later on in a dark sweaty club got a deep whiff of man musk and in that moment he had an epiphany and knew he wasn't a bender just really horny sometime

*does rorke things*

>>74398253
Because we still have a reminder that niggers aren't human with our Abo population.

File: 1973016682495.jpg (89KB, 522x657px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 522x657px

>>74398094
>>start thinking about your mother
>>have a wank obviously

>>74398245

Scottish people don't play cricket you mong

>>74398198
it's a bit complicated

the term is unironically "oreintals" but with american media influence over the last 10 years it's frowned upon (unless you're working class)

so now it's sometimes confusingly asians or east asians, more often though people will refer to their specific nationality. most people don't encounter them regularly enough to care.

File: 1491680030718.gif (21KB, 455x364px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 455x364px

>>74398272

So THIS is the world famous British thread I keep hearing about......

why dont we just tell the scottish to fuck off and be done with them? ungrateful bastards

>>74398268
I like australian accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouB2huII9IQ

Why doesn't Canada have rorkes?

>>74398236
Brexit was a mistake
t. university grad, dissertation on Beyonce

File: 1474849916212.png (111KB, 785x757px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 785x757px

>>74398176
Asians in Great Britain aren't typically Chinese, Japanese or Koreans, they're Pakistanis or Indians

>>74398236
fuck off autist

>>74398236
Ruling and upper class people usually study business or humanities / social sciences at Ivy League + universities and end up being way more rich and powerful than le STEM peons.

t. STEM peon

>>74398283

You should be ashamed of what your ancestors did to them

>>74398278
hmm
what if you like the man musk?

>The Australian Bureau of Statistics estimated the total resident Indigenous population to be 458,520 in June 2001 (2.4% of Australia's total),

wtf
why are aussie such rorkes
we're all one race
the human
race

Hello my fellow rebels! Irish-Scottish man here, from Coatbridge myself. Would like to tell you boys that we're taking the republican fight into our own hands here as well! Chucky are La!

>>74398245
lancashire dialect

t. lancashire

>>74398303
you do judging by /brit/

>>74398245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7J7vXCf5w

File: 1490634123234.jpg (182KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 800x800px

>be a southerner
>post in /brit/
>they say "fuck off yank"

>>74398303

On /pol/ Canadian rorkes are the rorkiest

>>74398319
Well yes of course I am. They're still here so they clearly didn't do a good enough fucking job did they. Spent too much time killing Emus not enough time killing the more insidious fauna of the Australian continent.

File: Pakis.png (202KB, 785x520px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 785x520px

>>74398306
That seems a bit silly, surely they wouldn't do something like that

*suplexes all 25 people in the thread at once*

>>74398320
eh in that moment just the whole exprience, bloke kissing your neck dark sweaty tunnel, smells, he just knew

>>74398343
FOWK

File: 8ab.jpg (53KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x640px

>Well yes of course I am

int might actually be the gayest board on here

Englishman here, unironically cannot wait for Scottish independence, will culturally revive Scotland

File: 1481164071291.jpg (52KB, 250x258px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 250x258px

>>74398351

>>74398306
We used to call Chinese/slanty eyed people oriental until like 10 years ago because apparently it is offensive so now we don't know what to call the slanty people.

>>74398342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48

>>74398343
only americans make the distinction

>>74398372
hello_fellow_englishmen.png

>>74398343
need to see karen doing a wee

>>74398272
is that real? im in tears

File: Celt.jpg (212KB, 1065x1600px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 1065x1600px

>Englishman here

>>74398350

You're inhumane

Hate pint, pork, kuffar, white "people", america, and the west

Love the quran, islam, kebab, hijabs, muhammad, and allah

Simple as is

>>74398298
*does a massive shit on your chest*

heh...how's that for world famous

>>74398311
Humanities is a hobby, if you read and have good general knowledge you can smash it without trying.

Guarantee I know more about history than the average history graduate, unless they've specifically studied the topic.

Whereas my whole degree is like magic to them, they wouldn't understand any of it.

>>74398375
Fuck off it all started with Rotherham, that's when 'Pakistani' became 'Asian'

bowelling eh googleh

>>74398351
Honestly don't understand why people find this so hard to understand, we don't border the pacific and our first and by far largest Asian racial group are from southern Asian countries.

>>74398394
They aren't Human. If you eat meat to survive you cannot possibly have a problem with what the Brits did in Australia.

>>74398353

SUPLEX CITY

love arseholes hate fannies simple as

File: 1433241024847.gif (2MB, 351x184px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 351x184px

haha

>>74398409
Also we don't want to have to ask whether someone is Indian or Paki every time we describe, so we just lump them together as Asian for convenience.

File: 1478668571806.png (101KB, 500x366px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 500x366px

>>74398417

>>74398402
No it didn't we have been calling Asians Asian since they started coming in large numbers in the 60's. Take note of the Ugandan Asians for example.

Facts end where my feelings begin

>>74398377
His Mr B diss is my favourite

https://youtu.be/0iRTB-FTMdk?t=45s

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

File: 1488526758992.png (92KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 400x400px

>Humanities is a hobby, if you read and have good general knowledge you can smash it without trying.
>Guarantee I know more about history than the average history graduate, unless they've specifically studied the topic.
>Whereas my whole degree is like magic to them, they wouldn't understand any of it.

>>74398391
Why does his head look cut and pasted on?

lol fuck white people

are the irish british?

I'm a virgin, so I have to ask what is better, anus or vagina?

File: IMG_1210.jpg (62KB, 416x359px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 416x359px

>Humanities is a hobby, if you read and have good general knowledge you can smash it without trying.

>Guarantee I know more about history than the average history graduate, unless they've specifically studied the topic.

>Whereas my whole degree is like magic to them, they wouldn't understand any of it.

>>74398438
Just read and pondered over every word of this
one for the history books

>>74398396
If that's what goes on in these threads then I guess I'm cool now

>>74398438
>you are raising something so that it can reproduce and spread your dna further

Yes that is the normie way to look at it

>>74398402
Lol do you really think a bunch of pakis raping girls is the reason why Brits call pakis asians? Fuck sakes mate, lay off the /pol/

>>74398448
it's like the middle of the night not much going on right now

File: Home_Sweet_Home.jpg (94KB, 640x516px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 640x516px

>>74398442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfROpwJrrU

>>74398412

How are they not human?

File: C327I84VYAI0Luq.jpg (126KB, 886x960px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 886x960px

i am easily amused by things in the internet :(

>>74398437
all his tunes are great. he's a right lad

proper want an authoritarian rightwing dictatorship desu haha

>>74398451
They never called them 'Asian' they called them 'Pakistani' until Rotherham. Least in the news, still call'em pakis where I'm from.

>>74398467
South Americans murder baby dolphins

Love karaoke, piano, bio oil, and selfies. Hate the dentist, Asians, and deliverymen. Simple as.

>>74398467
reddit might be more to your tastes
i say that unironically after having seen your posts in the last few threads

>>74398474
They've always been called asians. Why do you insist you're right? Are you a chink who's trying to distance himself from pakis?

>>74398467
New South Guinea isn't considered "man"

>>74398473
Would probably be really shit

The situation : the gf is up for trying anal sex

The problem : she's a dirty fucking cunt and I doubt she'd clean her asshole

Okay """""""""""""""""""""""lads"""""""""""""""""" (not a poor person so don't know if I'm using that word correctly).
Thou haft applied for thy accommodation at thou's university.
HOWEVER, do I apply for accommodation for my back up choice as well?

>>74398451
British media go out of their way to NEVER mention country of origin/specific ethnicity even where it might be relevant, it's always "Asian"

File: 51t3k-DgaCL._SX522_.jpg (19KB, 522x522px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 522x522px

hmm

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that.

I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer

>>74398499
Solution: tell her to clean it

Problem: you don't actually have a gf

>>74398505
Since Rotherham, yes.

>>74398400
Really? Do you think you could write a better dissertation about the influence of Francis Bacon on Newton's philosophy of science than the average Harvard postdoctoral fellow? As a STEM person myself I hardly think I could.

>>74398501
don't know, don't care

it is with guilty conscience i must admit watching a deformed dwarf fuck a chubby lass gave me a stiffy

>>74398519

The truth : yes I do

The rebuttal : you're projecting

The problem: she's a lazy cunt I doubt she'd do it thoroughly

>>74398549
got a mirror in your bedroom lad?

>>74398445
Definitely anal, make sure you take some poppers first though, hurts going in otherwise xx

>>74398501
kys toff

>>74398562
banter

>>74398554
Solution: tell her she'll shit everywhere if she doesn't clean it properly

Problem: she no longer wants to do it

>>74398563
what's a popper

>>74398562
HAHAH EPIC AUSTRALIAN BANTER

>>74398534
Unless they've specifically studied the topic, yes

>>74398549

Link

>>74398533
t. 19 year old

>>74398505
>>74398474
>let me tell you about your country

>>74398584
t. deformed dwarf with fat sexdoll

File: wew.png (160KB, 305x391px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 305x391px

>>74398562

>>74398499
>asshole
FOY

hmmmm very very nice

>>74398562

LE EPID SIR TRULY EPIX AUSTRALOID BANTER YES INDEED MY GOOD SIR XDDDDDDDD

All conditioned phenomena arise and cease in accordance with their own nature and are inherently empty, lacking any sense of self.

>>74398510
Post more

this deformed dwarf is spitting chips lads hahaha

>>74398578

She will she's a dirty slut

>this thread
banal.

Too hot to sleep
Too hot to fuck

File: IMG_0458.jpg (65KB, 600x1104px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 600x1104px

... runts ...

>>74398579
Relaxes your bumhole

HOW'S YOUR SPERM MOTILITY?

cunt mate lads poo

absolutely awful thread

Considered buying some sweets, but then I read the nutritional information and decided it wasn't worth it

Feel like an old man

>>74398627

LMFAO TRULY EPIC AND RANDUMM AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTERSS XDDDDDD

TAKE MY UPBOAT GOOD SIR!!!!!!!111 XDDDDD

What do you think of Hitler? Noble goals with bad tactics?

>>74398649
ugh *winces*

Was making real progress in my ballbuster's anonymous support group but I had a moment of weakness on the way home from work today and I'm fucking ashamed. I was desperate for a piss, so managed to manouver my cock and bollocks out of my trousers and started to go in a 330ml bottle of coke I had lying around in the footwell. However, the bottle starts filling up too quick. Luckily I managed to pull into a layby quickly and jumped out the car, slamming the door shut. Well, in my haste I managed to trap the twins in the door. It was total, euphoric agony.

As I pissed myself in ecstasy and pain I thought back to the words of my priest and case worker, but my animalistic instincts took over, I went into a frenzy. I began slamming the door over and over again, hoping to rekindle the flame in my heart that gave life to my love for having my giblets pulverised. It wasn't enough. At this point I'm desperate, when I suddenly realise where I am, right next to one of the busiest motorways in the UK, the M6. I popped a stiffy at the thought and waited for a gap in the traffic to cast my family jewels out onto the tarmac. Thankfully years of voluntary work as a sous-chef in return for unlimited access to their pestle & mortar and rolling pins has made my scrot incredibly malleable and elastic, spreading it across the road was no trouble.

After my nutsack had taken a sufficient pounding from the late night trucker crowd I spotted some leakage, mainly from where the staples that were previously holding my boys together had come lose, I didn't think this was a big issue until an OAP-filled minibus aquaplaned across my scrotal discharge and crashed into the side of the motorway. I managed to scrape what was left of my goolies off of the road and get away before the air ambulance arrived, I'm just hoping they can't lift any DNA off of the tyres. I'm pretty sure the M6 is still choc-a-block because of it. I'm fucking wired.

>>74398499
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""problem"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

File: michael rosen.png (76KB, 297x256px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 297x256px

only recently found out that this lad wrote We're Going On a Bear Hunt

File: angry-homer-57be44206bf66.jpg (76KB, 983x1200px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 983x1200px

>gf is able to fall asleep in like 5mins
>she is now snoring

>>74398598
>hah u live in astralia u cant ever read or watch british news
Do one you runt

>>74398664
terrible post

>>74398670
we're not scared, we're not scared

dock the janny's pay until he sorts out the aussies

had a few STEM lads try to do an MOMD in 2nd year in my social "science" degree. 3 out of the 4 literally failed as in BELOW 40%

laughably autistic desu

>>74398667
I didn't read a single fucking word of this because I can't read the English language, but I can talk into my phone and text appears on the screen (because I'm an American).

Mr. Plow
That's my name
That name again is. Mr. Plow

*sighs*
*tuts*

>>74398665
A brilliant politician but an incompetent leader.

>>74398672

Are you the physical or mental bf?

>>74398670
That was a good book

File: hmm.jpg (82KB, 651x487px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 651x487px

>>74398672
i assume you're used to it

>>74398674
go sniff some more petrol angoona

>>74398176
super behind on paperwork don't want to even start wahey maybe i'll get fired

Mr. *Plough
That's my name
That name again is Mr. *Plough

What do you prefer being lads the physical bf or the mental bf?

I'm a mental man myself, more connection

>>74398704
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking reply to me saying 'didn't read LOL'. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can wank off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of not reading my posts is a legitimate tactic for arguments.

File: Chillin_With_the_Lads.png (434KB, 704x546px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 704x546px

>>74398635

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Brandis

>>74398734
is this just a fancy way of saying you're a cuck?

>>74398672
Fiddle with her while she's sleeping la

@74398740
trying way too hard mate

What do girls farts smell like?

>>74398773
How about you tell me honey *BRAAAAAAAAP*

>>74398772
it's a pasta you fucking newcunt

>>74398665
bourgeois puppet

>>74398730
Not when I'm wearing the jacket...

>>74398762

No it's about shared responsibility in a relationship of two men and one woman

>>74398672
start licking her pussy

>>74398665
ruined nationalism and fascism for the rest of us

@74398783
loving the getting angry because someone hasn't been in your secret club for very long gimmick

>>74398753
>be professional actor chad that girls would repeatedly punch their own fanny just to shag you
>kill yourself
Interesting choice

>tf no 80s gf
only 90s kids know this feel

>>74398778
*sniffs*

Ahh yess malt vinegar

>>74398814
>secret club

All of you are such sad cunts being up this late lmao

I'm working on a nightshift before you ask why I'm up

74398836
loving the giving me free (you)s despite me not obliging you gimmick

i was born in december 1997 so i guess i'm basically a 90s kid

>>74398853
you're here too

>>74398858
>you gimmick

>>74398853
lol wagecucks have no business calling anyone sad

>>74398853
JUST got back from the club, posting on /brit/ with this slut I took back
Expect she'll be receiving my hard wang as soon as I'm finished with this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7IAXrCkO8

chooooooooooooon

>>74398894
mgmt is reddit: the band

>>74398874
i mean it's pretty sad to not have a job
how do you pay for social activities with your mates?

>>74398892
kek

>“In comparison the number of patents registered in the twenty-year period from 1980 to 2000, the report shows Korea with 16328 and nine countries in the Middle East, including Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, with 370, with even many of these patents registered by foreigners.”

Hmmmmmmmm

File: 1358294508668.png (198KB, 535x571px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 535x571px

>I'm working on a nightshift before you ask why I'm up

>>74398904
proofs???

>>74398905
t. shlomo shekelbergensteinowitz

>>74398934
reddit.com

>>74398905
hah... yeah... mates...

is the Jewish question a meme?

really wanting a salty snack but my heart rate begs to differ, what do?

File: images.jpg (5KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 300x168px

>JUST got back from the club, posting on /brit/ with this slut I took back
>Expect she'll be receiving my hard wang as soon as I'm finished with this thread

>>74398950
There's only one answer to that question
A solution, if you will

File: 1427735591064.jpg (83KB, 1106x1012px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1106x1012px

>>74398905
not sure

@Leaf
*feeds you my bag of salty nuts*

File: 1493675055951.jpg (1MB, 2744x1228px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2744x1228px

any nu ones

Would love to see Scottish independence. Followed by thousands of heavily armoured Englishmen charging up at them with swords, pikes, shields and bows. By the time they realise it's not a joke, we'd have killed hundreds of 'em.

Yes, we'd lose to the modern Scottish troops, but the level of banter would be off the chart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

real lad's choon

>>74398992
haven't seen this exact image before

>>74398990
first one was good. the last two didn't have a central focus/image and weren't as good

>>74398950
I could tell you, but I am not sure you're ready for the strontium pill.

>>74398995
i like your thinking

File: 1449719753135.png (31KB, 585x645px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 585x645px

>>74399009

>>74399011
yea the lad who made them said the same thing, didnt know there was a third one so thought id ask

hypothesis: Aus banter is essentially a myth, much weaker than Brit banter
now how to verify/falsify/not falsify this?

>>74398999

very good song until reddit caught wind of it desu

>>74398853
It's only 9:42 PM in yankland

File: 1493857369593.png (337KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 1920x1080px

NEW NEW NEW NEW
>NEW NEW NEW NEW

MEME PARADIGM BEING BORN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

OPERATION INFILTRATE THE NORMIE-SPHERE

TAKE A COMMON NORMIE MEME AND /POL/-IFY IT

MEME PARADIGM BEING BORN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>NEW NEW NEW NEW
NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>74399036
don't know width but I'm 6-6.5 inches

File: 1360349480323.jpg (67KB, 478x1086px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 478x1086px

THE GOOSE

IS

LOOSE

File: 1491432178246.jpg (19KB, 309x284px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 309x284px

>It's only 9:42 PM in yankland

>>74399036
nice bait image dicklet

>>74399037
I reckon I could make these pretty good, problem is my yank flag so it wouldn't catch on

>>74399041
You can't verify a hypothesis using Popper's method; you can only demonstrate that it is well supported enough to accept.

>>74399067
not really we have a couple of established yanks
besides who'd hate on OC

>>74399046
never go to reddit, what did they do?

>>74399080
*belches* (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oECggOmTzN)
*rubs my armpit hair*
*smells my fingers*
what?

>>74399122

exist

you know that cuckio meme; anyone remember it?

File: 1465990119445.jpg (82KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 640x640px

>>74399064
>yankland has 1 timezone

>>74399135
yeah ama

>>74399057
fuck off reddit

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou

>>74399137
Yankland only has one relevant timezone

flori flori flori flori florida
floridada floridada

>>74399170
Yeah the same as the rest of the world: GMT

File: greabritainna.jpg (64KB, 409x960px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 409x960px

>"fuck off reddit"

File: 1491095263460.jpg (15KB, 320x282px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 320x282px

>when you find out he's a goy

File: 1446174392839.jpg (103KB, 678x960px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 678x960px

>>74399137
>his country actually does fit into one timezone

>>74399192
>r3dditr3ddit productions
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

File: Tubedora.jpg (61KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 720x540px

>Yeah the same as the rest of the world: GMT

So many normies
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

Just woke up lads. Had a dream that I was a hunter-gathering caveman. And it turned out I was REALLY good at hunter-gathering, one of the best in our group of like four dozen cavemen. Everyone liked me, we ate together after a hunt and I had my pick of our healthy young cavewomen.

I have never felt so happy lads.

>>74399192

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493636090951.webm

she strokes it good

>>74399208
>Fat thighs
would make a great resting place for my nads

*huge crash from downstairs*
ahh yes the normies are back

File: 1460548949801.jpg (968KB, 1797x893px) Image search: [Google]

968KB, 1797x893px

>>74399190

>>74399208
Highly doubt there are any women at all on slashdot or hacker news

>>74399199
>standardised the concept of timezones, making gmt the default
>created an empire on which the sun never actually sets
Congrats on being part of a continent though. We're all impressed how you live there and not somewhere else.

>pop into local kebab shop to ask directions
>get gang raped by Muzzies

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3474297/girl-16-raped-by-four-laughing-strangers-after-she-asked-for-directions-in-kebab-shop-after-night-out-with-pals/

yanks itt are trying a little hard
i know they usually are but still

>>74399246

Toronto isn't Canada

>>74399209
>liam
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

>>74399218
How exactly does one "hunter-gather?"

Kill something and then gather it?

*tries harder*

there were some niggers being rambunctious at the bus stop, i could hear them from down the street so i just ended up crossing the street and walking home.

>>74399261
>thesun
into the trash it goes

>>74399280
Hunting as well as gathering fruits/nuts/etc

don't browse reddit
I've have seen maybe most h3h3 videos
Just trynna wrap my head round this one

>>74399280
No they are separate activities but I was good at both.

>>74393542

FUCKING STATE of the finnish embassy in yankland

>>74399273
That's not me

>>74399246
canada is reddit: the country

why are there niggers in kingston anyway? this is a university town where all the rich wasps from toronto and small town hicks send their kids so they don't have to be around these people.

File: 1479499191227.jpg (39KB, 550x270px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 550x270px

>Israel Shamir, also known by the names Jöran Jermas and Adam Ermash, is a Russian-born Swedish writer and journalist.He is a commentator on Arab–Israeli relations and Jewish culture.
>Shamir has been accused of antisemitism and Holocaust denial, charges he has rejected.
>Shamir is an ethnic Jew born in Russia

Literally what

ah, I see you know your judo well

>>74399269
its not not canada

>>74399246
would've made initial d a lot more vibrant iibh

File: 1489338373299.jpg (15KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 320x320px

>>74399298
>

>>74399298
>>74399342
do you also enjoy rick and morty, perhaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQlnT9qZvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7m57W2DQH4

>>74399309
>all the yanks laughing, as though it's not like that to keep yanks out

love canada, reddit, pints. hate toronto, niggers, cops.

>>74399351
nah, but roiland literally goes on /tv/ and shitposts bashing rick and morty so take the cries of reddit with a pinch of salt

>>74399309
If vidya has taught me anything, you should be able to scale those vines on the left easily

>>74399351
no, I commented earlier today (yesterday i guess) about how eerie the number of references to rick and morty was
still extremely suspicious, they're ubiquitous
not seen those videos but they look boring so i shan't

>>74399372
>>74399384
after spending my time with you two, I've determined there is a strong causation between reddit and h3h3

>>74398320
Like what he's done with spacex

>>74399405
I'm sure a huge amount of their audience is reddit, yes
i mean they link their reddit in every video

love atheists, labour, refugees

hate the right, not intolerant just don't like them simple as

File: 1466425184742.jpg (216KB, 1394x922px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 1394x922px

>>74399261
>be wh*te at work
>get set on fire

got a tit wank a few hours ago then some prawn cole slaw. having a fat fwb is comfy idk why you guys don't do it

>>74399446
>i mean they link their reddit in every video
kek, never knew that. shannae be listening to anyone saying h3h3 isn't reddit

>yanks still trying too hard

>>74399460
>screenshot of far right blog
shan't

>>74399481
back to /cum/ cuckio

normie housemate is back with a girl and i can unironically smell her cunt from my room

im going to have to open a window

*sniff*
i smell cheap burgers and aerosol can cheese all of a sudden

>>74399488
>video evidence is rayciss

>>74399507
how is that possible

>74399503
FOY
Unironically why I left that thread. Shan't be returning to either.

>>74399520
It's a .jpg, thick cunt

>>74399524
i don't know but its a distinct smell mate

File: 1485037163631.jpg (49KB, 1122x1122px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 1122x1122px

>France's prison population is estimated to be 70 per cent Muslim

>>74399544
nothing wrong with that

File: 1489307359678.webm (506KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 1920x1080px

>>74399465
>calling overweight fanny 'prawn coleslaw'

>>74399538
do fannies smell at all like knobs?

>>74399544
What are the other 30 percent?

>>74399544
fake news
https://www.adamsmith.org/blog/are-70-of-frances-prison-inmates-muslims

>>74399563
no we made prawn cole slaw idiot

>>74399544
i've noticed an odd trend where non-whites represent a high percentage of prisoners in western countries

>>74399530
>Two witnesses video taped the attack on their cellphones
Thick cunt

>>74399581
>org/blog/are
Hmm

File: Kon hairdryer.gif (186KB, 345x345px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 345x345px

I like anime

>>74399581
>I emailed Prof Khosrovkhavar, who rejects the 70% figure altogether and says that he reckons a true figure is ‘around half’ – 40%-50%
that's still outrageous
all muslims should die

I dislike anime

>>74399592
ah yes, I'll just trust that the blog provides an accurate description of the video that I can't watch

>>74399629

>>74399460
>The witnesses do not appear to try and offer any help
ah yes they should've just whipped out their pocket fire extinguishers then beat up those psycho niggers, shame on them

>>74399634

New

>>74399649
>>74399629

>>74399675

>Shitty yank OP
>Shitty yank meme

FOY

>>74399632
>can't watch
>video is literally above the article
Thick
cunt

>>74399698
>>74399629