/brit/

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Boys

might hire big black men to give me a bollocking

gay nigger faggot

>>74396563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

WE ARE IN HERE
>>74396532
>>74396532
>>74396532
>>74396532
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? SMEG MY ARSE

>>74396558
Perhaps one of the best posts ever made, bravo

>>74396558
bit gay

>>74396587
Thanks x
>>74396600
Shut up faggot

Hate when runts do a fake "new" because suddenly every other runt clamours to make their own and we end up with several in the space of a few seconds

>>74396585
go away u irish piece of shit

honestly dread to think how many women are getting blacked right now up and down the country

doing a sad overtime lads

>>74396611
WTF is wrong with u!

lads we're all in here

>>74396272
>>74396272
>>74396272

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Who you lads voting for? I'm a DUP man

>>74396625
Delete this toxic bile, cease trying to drag the good name of are jannie into the dirt ye skiprat

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>>74396625
>kpop
Absoloute state of you

>>74396625
pretending to be a janitor is a bannable offense

>>74396650
For me it is Plaid Cymru

>>74396650
YER MUMS HAIRY ARSE CHEEKS

>>74396650
Labour, maybe Plaid

>>74396650
SHINN
FEIGN

Fuck the huns

>>74396665
Nice get haha

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>>74396686
Don't ever reply to me ever a fucking again yank filth. Reply only went I ASK you to reply

>>74396683
>74396670
Nice to see we have Welsh lads but very concerned about your political leanings.
Mummy may won't be pleased

Commencing in clandestine activity against 74396686

>>74396685
Aha yes indeed Padraig very good
*Ruffles your hair*

you, try to take the best of me, GO AWAY
YOU, TRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF ME, GO AWAY
i wanna be in another place, i hate when you say you don't understand

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>>74396725
>tfw it'll be a tory landslide because of blairites splitting labour

Commencing in clandestine activities against 74396748

shan't be voting tomorrow(today)

What happens if I leave my window open while I sleep

do you think I can learn french by the end of this year

>>74396751
**corbynites
but yeah you're right

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heheh

need a feminine irish bf

>>74396786
I'll climb through and kick your head in

>>74396786
I'll climb in and stomp on your head til there's nothing left but a fine red paste

>>74396725
may is a cunt like 99% of tories

>>74396786
i sneak in and touch your butt

Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams and give in to sad thoughts that are maddening? Do I sit here and try to stand it? Or do I try to catch them red-handed? Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness, or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?

watching bees desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65iPXBoO5MM

Praise Allah

>>74396786
I'll climb through and be the big spoon OwO

>>74396786
il sneak in and do a poo on ur head

>>74396805
>>74396808
very good posts

>>74396650
For me, it's the liberal democrats the best party. Intelligent; nihilistic; with a wicked sense of humour

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heeeeeeeeeheheh

>>74396842
>>>/reddit/

You're all cringeworthy fuking freaks posting about inane stupid shit and you're guaranteed to all be ugly fycking cretins and if I ever caught site of one of you fuckwits IRL I would spark you out to fuk yas little wankers

Little Virgin cunts

May the fourth be with you! xD

got a new favourite sub'dit lads
/r/EngorgedVeinyBreasts

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>>74396789
>implying blairities deserve to be in labour
>implying blairites haven't been trying to undermine Corbyn at every step

>>74396845
round up jocks and put them into forced labour camps

>>74396860
salty as no one gave a shit about his thread

/brit/? more like 'ddit

I put my trust in you... I pushed as far as I can go, for all this there's only one thing you should know...

>>>/n/1063704
good thread

>>74396860
irish cunt

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>You're all cringeworthy fuking freaks posting about inane stupid shit and you're guaranteed to all be ugly fycking cretins and if I ever caught site of one of you fuckwits IRL I would spark you out to fuk yas little wankers

>Little Virgin cunts

Leaving the window open

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having a chuckle

>>74396867
FUCK sake I thought it was gonna be cock thought it said veiny beasts

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how do people make these antifa style logos

>>74396874
private eye is based

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>You're all cringeworthy fuking freaks posting about inane stupid shit and you're guaranteed to all be ugly fycking cretins and if I ever caught site of one of you fuckwits IRL I would spark you out to fuk yas little wankers

>Little Virgin cunts

>>74396860
i'd knock you harder than your dad knocks your mam about, away with ya you paddy wanker

>>74396917
what is this guys problem

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Milk Dog 4

>>74396917
quite a trippy photo, that

>>74396874
>why yes i DO support a version of labour that hasn't won an election for literally over 40 years
>why yes i DO want australia tier right wing dominance
ah yes... very good...
iah i switched to the lib dems cos of corbyn

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>>74396905
*climbs in*
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid

>>74396948
c-can i join

feeling a bit cucky

I woke up in a dream today, to the cold and the static, and put my cold feet on the floor.
Forgot all about yesterday, remembering I'm pretending to be who I'm not anymore...

>>74396913
dont know

>>74396931
Cringey try hard cunt
Couldn't box eggs
FACT
>>74396917
FOY
>>74396901
Good one

>>74396947
>why yes neocons should be in labour

>>74396955
Depends on if you leave your window open x

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>>74396947
>why yes i DO want australia tier right wing dominance
unless labor starts calling for the euthanisation of babies or something they are 100% going to win in 2019 btw

>>74396988
*opens window*

All the vacancy this site revealed is the only real thing that I've got left to feel.
Nothing to lose, nothing to gain, hollow and alone, and the fault is my own.

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>>74397031

gf keeps power cucking me lads

>>74397035
Don't cry gay boy

>>74397063
Gay men don't cry. They just suck a bit of nob to feel better

im going bye

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power cuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

Need my bollocks to be smashed in with a jackhammer. The ecstacy I would feel from the pain and sound of my bollocks being mushed like grapes would be intense

>>74397060
hot

>>74397063
No! Hear me out now! You're gonna listen to me like it or not, right now!

>>74397090
Fukap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ZFh_5soXg
madman
>>74397075
bye lol

babestation

they call her jezebel
friends call her sket behind her back

It makes me nervous this gentle slide to the right our country has taken, nothing good can come of Brexit, or the Tories dismantling our NHS. The legacy of this Conservative government will be butchering European ties forged carefully over a period of 70 years and causing the dissolution of the union. Party over country.

If you want a picture of Britain's future, imagine Theresa May's heel crushing your bollocks for all eternity. - George Orwell

Sometimes I feel like I trust 4chan too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming out myself
Somehow I need to be alone...

>>74397024
>Labor
foy

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What did he mean by this?

>>74397124
What's wrong billy elliot

>>74397122
yeah I've read that book too

>>74397124
Ha, gayyyyy

donny trump is not my president
tessa may is not my prime minister
#resist

I started pissing in the sink because of a post I read on /int/ a couple months ago and now I can't go back to doing it the normal way.

>>74397072
can confirm

>>74397060
>power cucking
what does this mean?

I CAN HEAR MY MUM AND HER BOYFRIEND FUCKING

toilet fuck shit nigger cuckio drumpf poo wank is not my president

south:
>noble
>wealth
>intelligent
>beautiful
>ethical
north:
>peasants
>poor
>idiotic
>ugly
>corrupt

It's 15 degrees at fucking night

Think I'm gonna die

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>why yes I voted for drumpf, you fucking cuck!

Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me. Told you everything loud and clear, but nobody's listening
I've got a heart full of pain, head full of stress, handful of anger held in my chest
Whole site's an uphill struggle of blood, sweat and tears; nothing to gain but everything to fear

got called ugly when I was in secondary then over the next few years, grew nearly a foot, lost a lot of weight and finally got some cheekbones and jawline

went out for dinner with a girl that turned me down from school not long after I left, she was really interested and I ignored all contact once I'd left her haha serves her right

>>74396966
>muh ideological purity
ah yes... sure everyone cares about your feefees as you sit on the opposition bench for the next 20 years and allow the tories to run rampant

>>74397193
what the fuck are you talking about bog trotter

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>>74396860

Meteora or Hybrid Theory?

>>74397209
Didn't happen you're still a fat ugly manlet

>>74397184
record it
>>74397209
wish i had better cheekbones and a thicker jawline

>>74397192
I stand with Rand.

>>74397190
mad how this is true for england but the opposite in the states init

It's true what they say, that confidence is more important than looks.

>>74397182
She makes me watch her fuck 10 black men while my bollocks are in a vice, every time a black man is finished he gives it a twist shattering my bollocks.

>>74397227
I'm 190 centimetres of pure, half breed paddy I'll have you know

would flatten you like the bitter runt you are

>>74397254
unironically fully torqued just by reading this

>>74397255
Doubt it, I know you're still that fat ugly spudhead cunt deep down

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493661393386.webm

Girl last night said to me "haha you're so awkward, like Moss from the IT crowd"

The worst part of autism is not knowing when you're being awkward

>>74397284
grandpa shared this video on facebook

>>74397297
based

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>based

>>74397283
if it makes you feel better to think everyone on /brit/ is as small, fat and grotesque as you are then feel free, I won't try to stop you

cannot think of a single reason that justifies my continued existence

>>74397299
What kind of a bent mong knows what the IT crowd is

That's what you should have asked that stupid fucking slag

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>the irish

why did god do this?

someone post the tip of their bellend poking out of their foreskin please

>>74397328
Naebar lad

>>74397356
can't

t. phimo

>>74397356
be the change you want to see

'bout to slap the monkey to some questionable aged material.

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>>74397353
>god

Foreskins are for idiots

If you have phimosis your parents need locked up for child abuse

is using cute anime reaction images and 4chan memes when talking to prospective gfs redpilled?

business idea: Disney animation about the inner workings of /brit/

call it Phimosis Jones

is it phimosis if I can pull it back when it is soft but it is kind of hard to pull it back when hard?

>is using cute anime reaction images and 4chan memes when talking to prospective gfs redpilled?
The answer is: yes, yes it is
t. redpilled

having a midday drink

Watched Ross kemps extreme world in Papua New Guinea

What a fucking DUMP

>>74397413
No

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the more pic related try to crack down on (((copyright))) infringement, the more I want to pirate just to spite them

>>74397430
what are you drinking?

are foreskins redpilled?

/brit/ you a busta

>>74397416
Everybody knows you aren't really the 190kg nonce so stop trying lad. You're posting every reset for max attention and it's embarrassing.

>>74397443
a beer, had a bit of vodka 20 minutes ago

>>74397447
Didn't think this sounded like 190KG nonce

Not his posting style

why do people respond to "respond to this post or your mother will die in your sleep" posts?

is it ironic, or is 4chan genuinely filled with superstitious retard children?

>>74397481
both

>tfw Score 2 phimosis

>>74397481
>ooh i saw this meme on /r/4Chan, i think im suppose to respond

>>74397255
don't steal my gimmick

>>74397447
>You're posting every reset for max attention and it's embarrassing.
2bh so does the real 190 when he's lonely

>>74397481
no point taking the chance

>>74397460
here he is
>>74397510

>>74397508
need a prevalence of phimo map

>>74397508
what did australia mean by this

>>74397481
wait was this one of your posts
replying just in case

>>74397521
i mean i never respond and my mum hasn't died yet

>>74397481
Responding just in case this is a hidden threat

>>74397508
>20-80

>>74397447
this is MY posting style

>>74397508
redpilled_vs_bluepilled_countries_map.png

>>74397508
>australia
>yes

>>74397552
>>74397571
lads, are you being ironic memesters or are you serious

honestly can't tell, bit worried if you're serious

>>74397599
why take the risk even if it's 0.000001%
it takes like 1 second

proper hate the irish lol haha

Love pints, footy, ciggys, Labour Party, socialism and multiculturalism

HATE rorkes, tories, man united

>>>/wsg/1637880

>>74397481
>>74397599
Better safe than sorry, that's all

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tips on getting that much value and texture in my hair?

>>74397543
its old people (40+)
went out of fashion by the 80s, down to something like 10% of newborns now

>>74397619
still a waste

>>74397555
it's just a desperate attempt for cheap (You)s
ignore it every time

>>74397634
meant volume

love pints, the rugby, the pub, chips and the lads

hate myself

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>>74397599
Right I don't think she will ACTUALLY die, right. I don't think it will have any effect what so ever but, hear me out

>I see the post
>I don't reply
>My mother actually does die
>I wonder if it was my fault
>I wonder if, while I'm sure the post wasn't the reason she died, that if I did reply I would have had a different path that day
>I would have maybe called her up, or my sister or my Dad and changed the way their day went
>Ripples and ripples would have meant she survived the night

I'd never KNOW and that would haunt you for the rest of your life.

>>74397634
stop posting that picture of me

>>74397634
cum?

>>74397649
enjoy your dead mother

>>74397684
what, is that all?

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Hate work
Love pints

That simple really

LOVE pints fags chips footy and big veiny tits

HATE pakis, wogs muslims and tim farron

simple as

>>74397671
great post we have a lot in common haha

>>74397481
responding just in case

>>74397623
>Love pints, footy, ciggys, Labour Party, socialism and multiculturalism
good lad
stop smoking though

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>>74397711

love gats, gunnies and cones
hate alcohol

I have been going to school with 2 hours sleep all day this week aha #yolo

>>74397672
what makes you think that some (probably JF) twat on a shit image board has that kind of power over life and death?

>>74397672
you make me laugh. it's cute you think that way, i think it's completely silly, but you're right, doesn't take much time to leave a response and it's not hurting anyone so i guess you may as well

>>74397744
consider suicide

Unironically like Owen Jones despite all the memes, don't know why he gets targeted so much other than the crime of having an unorthodox sexuality

Love his books chavs and the establishment, and his YouTube channel interviews and q and as are really good too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbQN0JnzWkA

v a p o u r w a v e

>>74397769
He's got a comfy you tube channel, can't agree with him on politics though.

>>74397769
bit gay

>>74397777
redditwave more like

>>74397752
Living that heath ledger lifestyle

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>>74397746
You completely misunderstand the point retard. I'm saying that if the coincidence occurred of me seeing the post and my mother dying I know what I'm like and how much I'd other think the situation and I would inevitably be haunted by the idea that if I had done something differently she'd survive and if you saw that post too it would further embolden that very real (while idiotic) guilt.

At no point do I think some retard is going to pop up and kill my mother cause I didn't (you) him on the chon.

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>Unironically like Owen Jones despite all the memes, don't know why he gets targeted so much other than the crime of having an unorthodox sexuality

>Love his books chavs and the establishment, and his YouTube channel interviews and q and as are really good too

Statistically, there are a number of female and non-white people in this thread

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If I see one more unilad post on my feed I'm going to wank in public to express my ange

>>74397791
more like northerner posts

fake news

>>74397791
just do what i did and reply to the 'you are now immune' type posts. never have to worry again

Love knobs, spunk and hunks. Hate fannies. NOT sexist just dont like them simple as.

>>74397791
Do you have OCD?

My sister browses 4chan, don't know how much though.

>>74397820
fake news

>>74397808
>non-white people
so

>>74397804

Fuck off prick

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>>74397810
I've had this argument so many times I need it settled. I'm from North Wales, am I Northern.

I'm not the stereotypical Cardiff Welshman cunts see on Gavin and Stacey, I'm not a Southerner but I'm not a Geordie either. I get called Northern by the Southern twats and I get told I'm not Northern by Northerners.

>>74397832
describe her

>>74397481
unsure if veiled threat so replying to be safe

>>74397829
No I just massively other think and worry about things. No ticks or compulsions and of course, not diagnosed with anything it's just my personality is a bit of a worrier.

hates fannies love cock simple as

>>74397850
nah north generally just means the north of england

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>>74397850
fuck off provincial

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>Fuck off prick

feel considerably happier while drunk
might invest in this

>>74397853
fat and ugly

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>>74397791
>At no point do I think some retard is going to pop up and kill my mother cause I didn't (you) him on the chon.

there's a non-zero chance

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>>74397853

I didn't even do nuthin
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493818423641.webm

>>74397871
>A fucking LEEK

>>74397853
cunt
skinny
big nose
long hair
introvert
argumentative

urgh period came early now I have goopy blood all in my arse crack and sheets

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>>74397892
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way

*clap clap clap clap*

His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A

It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years

He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)

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Nothing like a good pint lads.

>>74397791
>(while idiotic)
This is my point retard. It's fucking stupid. Some fat autist on the chan saying someone is going to die means literally nothing. There would be a logical reason why someone dies and not replying to a dumb post on a shit imageboard isn't one of them

You're clearly a slave to superstition

>>74397908
hot

Just woke up, morning lads.

>>74397850

cannot fathom how bleak north wales is
no north wales is not "northern" when people use it like that

>>74397850
I'm also North Welsh.

It doesn't apply to us lad. People don't usually say the North of Britain or the South of Britain. It's about England.

We're not northerners or southerners in that regard. We're just Welsh.

>>74397918
what beer mate
just had a few speights meself

>>74397917
roaring

hate pints
love tankards

>>74397853
oh, and she's 16

>>74397923
she's maybe a 5/10 if she tries

>>74397943
>speights
what?

>>74397922
>There would be a logical reason why someone dies and not replying to a dumb post on a shit imageboard isn't one of them

However, that person might not die if you act differently. You understand the idea that if you go back in time and kill an ant 10,000 years ago that the world could look, probably would look, completely different now.

>>74397950
>>74397948
>>74397946
>>74397944
>>74397943
where in britain are you lads from?

>>74397948
what boards

>>74397943
Scottish ale homebrew.

Transsexuals should be treated with antipsychotics and cognitive behavioral therapy, not plastic surgery.

it's a beer mate
pride of the south

>>74397943
xxxx

>>74397927
are you wide awake down there? asking for a friend

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>>74397769
>>74397842

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>>74397960
North Wales

>>74397960
paksitan

>>74397960
australia

>>74397960
Derby.

>>74397960
flat spracklen house, dukes place, marlow

>>74397902
will HEEM you in the south wales derby next season

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>Unironically like Owen Jones despite all the memes, don't know why he gets targeted so much other than the crime of having an unorthodox sexuality

>Love his books chavs and the establishment, and his YouTube channel interviews and q and as are really good too

>>74398006
this fucking rat this fucking rat thing right her calls himself hausen this fucking rat

>>74397960
manny

>Mick Jagger - or was it Keith Richards - once called poor Invercargill the "arsehole of the world". That depends which book you believe.

>Stanley Booth's The True Adventures of the Rolling Stones, first published in 1985, says it was Richards.>

>Bill Wyman's autobiography, Stone Alone, from 1990 said it was Jagger.

>Richards didn't repeat the slur against the Southland metropolis in his 2010 memoir Life. Though he did have a go at its northern neighbour.

>"My God, there are some black holes ... Dunedin, for instance ... It looked like Tombstone and it felt like that. It still had hitching rails.

>"It was Sunday; a wet Sunday in Dunedin in 1965. I don't think you could find anything more depressing anywhere.

>"Dunedin made Aberdeen seem like Las Vegas."

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are girls perfect or am i as a male just designed to be attracted to them

>>74397908
>skinny
>big nose
>long hair
>introvert
sounds quite nice, i unironically love big noses

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>>74398005

>>74397959
>However, that person might not die if you act differently
Replying to one of those (You)bait posts is never going to save someone's life if they are about to die

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>>74398014

fuck up keef dunners is great

>>74397962
I know she goes on /v/, don't know what else.

>>74398013
OwO please don't let me hold you back ;)

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Well?

>>74398057
is she 16
used to browse it a bit at that age

>>74398034
Girls are far from perfect lad

The majority should barely be considered human imho

>>74397959
not him but that's retarded

>>74398060
How about Aidan Gillen?

>>74398060
keanu reeves isn't even fucking american

>>74398057
hmmm does your sister display any other runtoid behaviour?

>>74398060
If it's not Idris I won't be watching.

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure...

>>74398034
physically? yeh

>>74398060
refuse to pronounce that runts name as anything other than keen-oo

>We Are Number One but every 'one' is Mariah Leonne
ok

>>74398043
It could, imagine this

>reply to post
>start thinking about your mother
>have a wank obviously
>get rid of the shame
>call her up
>she's just about to leave the house and cross the road
>she gets delayed by your call by a few minutes
>doesn't get hit by that bus because it had already gone past
>doesn't die asleep in a hospital bed that night

>>74397896
>faggots
doesn't seem to reddit friendly

Is this true lads?

>>74397288

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>>74398073

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sheffield lads

just panic accepted to go to uni there without even visiting, is it decent to live in? consider that i live in wythenshawe so anything is a step up from this desu

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>>74398060
Leafs absolutely BTFO

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>>74398014

>>74398034
don't think cats give a shit what they look like

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>>74398040
>non-peak district derbyshire

anyone here got a cute cat?

>>74398034
biological urges m8

there are female insects, do you find them perfect?

>>74398128
yes but its a human with a tail plug

my dog could heem any poofy little cat no problem

Giving up on trying to pull girls lads

Are guys easier as a ugly lad?

>>74398089
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface... consuming, confusing...

>>74398084
Probably, I hardly ever speak to her these days as I don't live at home anymore. She just sits in her room all the time when I am there. She doesn't own yoga pants or a cell phone or listen to pop music or any of that type of thing so at least she's not a normie.

>>74398097
coffee machine is sooooo loud. if I had to compare to to something elses noise level.. power drill? certainly much louder than a big food processor. not just the noise but the vibration. and living in thin walled flats, not ideal. should I just fuck it and do it anyway?

>>74398128
yeh i got a cute little pussy, heres a pic... *shows u pic of yer mum*

>>74398104
I have a gf

Dealing with her has only reinforced my belief that women are largely childlike in intellect.

It's not that I don't like her, it's just that I regard her as one might regard a dog, or a sandwich.

>>74398141

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over

>>74398111
fake news

>>74398136
pics

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>>74398128
me

>>74398176

>>74398094
It's the call that saved her, not the post. You could never reply to any of those stupid posts and still save her by calling her

Don't forget to call your mother or she might die

>>74398164
what the shit did you just say cunt