d&d edition
Danz
>/brit/: reee i hate muslims and their shitty culture they give nothing
>unironically uses the arabic numerical system.
lads turns out there's some group project due friday and I haven't done shit and the rest of the group seems to have done most of it. Do I speak up and try and do something or try and ride this out?? Please advise.
anime
>photo did not attach
nice one forex
>good jawline
>SHIT facial hair
Fucking why. I just want to be able to rock a beard
>ahhh! I hate mould and bacteria!
>*eats bread*
hypocrite?
had 2 apples and a slice of bread and cheddar today. should I go and have something to eat before bed? I'm really tired atm
Hate tinkers, but they also terrify me. Love pints
>>74389884
Why would you want to ruin your jawline with a beard?
I'm voting at the polling station tomorrow because mum wants me to, who do I vote for? I can't inform myself to make my own opinion I need others to do it for me please help
hahaha
translator just called brexit breakfast looool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sL2f0PoqME
>>74389884
quick rundown on this lad?
>>74389862
honestly depends what ethnicity you are, if you're white people will let you off
breakfast means breakfast
>>74389884
'ri moot
>tfw to intelligent to drink less than 30 pints
Just in case you were thinking of replying to him, don't reply to him.
>>74389953
>nice jawline
>shit beard
>shit acne
this choon's making me well up lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZJsfkGVWx8
>>74389922
Beards are cool as fuck. Even if I didn't have a beard I'd like to be able to have some nice stubble
>>74389884
nice lips
>>74389811
accurate
Madeleine Mcann
>>74390045
Who?
I am what I am you can like it or love it
*kisses you*
>>74389862
speak up and take responsibility
if you know something they haven't done and you can be proactive about it, all the better. nobody likes someone who just freeloads off the group, but equally nobody likes someone who's just pretending to care either
Why is Thainonce classified as "good"?
>>74390045
EXCLUSIVE: POLICE CLOSER THAN EVER TO FINDING AR MADDIE
Strange how people have different viewpoints
>>74390099
because he's not canadian
*shaves my arse*
feels nice lads
never realised how much hair I had down there
>>74390138
I don't
>no social life
>lads at work always asking about my sex life
>doesn't exist
>never have anyone to go out with to meet anyone
>most of the lads I work with live miles and miles away
>only go out with them on special occasions (christmas, leaving due etc)
How the FUCK am I supposed to meet girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PniKoUwQ-nM
>>74389980
horrifying
mind if i save?
had 7 pints this evening
one with mates, 6 alone
>>74390155
pics
>>74390143
He's not lawful either. Why do you think he's in Thailand?
dont
know
who
to
vote
for
>>74390146
why be centralist, reformism provides nothing but inconsistencies.
>>74389992
Doesn't look like he has acne
>>74390183
This post makes me feel
>>74390099
he's quite helpful with techy stuff
>>74390204
monster raving loony party
>>74390045
plot twist: Madeleine Macron
stop pintposting
>>74390175
>Poppy
N O !
O
!
>>74390218
he's shown it on occasion
Latest rosy/aisha/Sara pics?
finally getting to grips with heel-and-toe shifting lads
getting proper into this driving lark
I'm using Thailad's epic map to find some new mates to meetup for pints with!
http://thailad.zz.mu/map
Gonna have a pint of homebrew later on.
>>74390099
-fairly polite/friendly
-responds to questions
-offers advice
-meme savvy
-not a lefty
-makes OC
cons:
-basically an avatarfag because of his country
-too sensitive
>>74390300
Good post
>>74390204
I'm voting Olly Murs, don't want Jedward to win it see
start drinking pints
>>74390099
pros:
>not in my country
cons:
>everything else
CBA to vote for mayor
>>74390272
Yeah I have it, but is is clearing up. Always get it on my neck and no matter what I do it won't clear
These are mainly scars but some spots too.
Doing my fucking tits in desu
it has been ten years
i think that she was taken to morocco
it is not that far from portugal
or maybe she's in colombia jajajajaja
what do you lads think?
>>74390326
daily reminder pintman is literally a reddit meme
>>74390173
Tinder lad, although you're probably just better off spending your spare time improving yourself (i.e gym, meme hobbies etc) instead devoting time directly to getting a gf.
let me tell you how it will be
Really want to see Elliott Smith live in concert, but I can't because he killed himself. Inconsiderate!
>>74390338
Maith an phoist
>>74390353
fucking hell chad, what the fuck are you doing on this website
get out there and slay puss
t. facelet chinlet manlet
>>74390355
dead and buried
>>74390355
Don't care in the slightest. Pissed off that it's cost the taxpayer £11m when so many children get kidnapped. Why does Maddy get so much attention
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_hYjv3Y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse_hYjv3Y8
there's one for you, nineteen for me
>>74390299
What have you brewed? I'm doing my second batch this weekend, going to make a nice hoppy pale ale.
>>74390355
Remember when the lads found her at an England match?
>>74390353
good looking xx
if the top of your face bad/are you a manlet?
i don't like other good looking people her.
>>74390355
If she is still alive, in a couple of years whoever did it will no longer be a nonce
>>74390283
why'd you even need to do that lad? all it does is wear your brakes down if you 'ent racing
>>74390422
Parents are wealthy, well-connected, and covering up a crime
>>74390353
it's fine mate, you're a good looking lad
>>74390429
Scottish Ale.
>>74390355
her parents overdosed her by mistake probably
stupid cunts. Wonder what they did with the body though
>going to make a nice hoppy pale ale.
cause i'm the pintman
>>74389835
alreet 190cm my m8, hows your evening?
>>74390402
I have shit confidence, lad.
I had really bad acne when I was younger and was really badly teased for it which kind of fucked my self esteem big style.
>>74390349
Write in Rob Ford
>>74390146
>>74390216
alri
>>74390457
>why'd you even need to do that lad?
It's fun and allows for faster downshifts when approaching a corner
dropping a cog and hitting the revs exactly as you corner is fucking tip top
yeah, i'm the pintman
>>74390473
Probably my least favourite type of beer, but fair play to ya lad hope it's a nice pint.
I'm freaking out lads
I think i'm having a panic attack, i feel like i'm in a dream
my inner voice says "no escape" and it's right, YOU CAN'T RUN FROM REALITY NOT EVEN DEATH IS A WAY OUT
TRAPPED FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
I CAn't look away from my screen because everything looks scary
Somebody stroke my hair and tell me it's okay
Is there any more reddit tier hobby than posting on 4chan?
>>74390549
I'll make a stout next time around.
>>74389811
algerian literally looks villainous
would NOT want to find myself alone in an alleyway with him late at night
>>74390353
fuck off chad
>>74390485
working on mah essays ini
hbu
>>74390515
nice one nearly there
have you lads had beer from panama
allow me to pour you a pint
the woman in this is very diverse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjXJmMxqBk
34% european
12% native american
11% african
34% middle eastern
7% caucaus
2% asian
>>74390436
Eyes don't match
>>74390588
Also don't like those if I'm being quite honest, but I'm just an amateur who loves yank-style hoppy beers. You guys have a shite reputation for beer but in reality you're probably leading the way when it comes to hipster craft beer
Has your copy arrived yet lads?
>>74390595
are you a child or a woman? if not, his 5'8" frame should not worry you, and he will surely leave you well alone
>tfw atrocious facial hair
Why are there so many of us on /brit/?
>>74390600
could be worse, bored as fuck but managing to stay comfy at home thanks
marmite on cream crackers for tea :)
>>74390705
REEK
>>74390689
I fear Turtlemong
Looks like a cannibal
>>74390705
decent chin mate, you don't really need the facial hair :)
I'm boring
topping up my 8 pints with vodka
almost chundered on the last shot
bus is late
>>74390795
aha get it down you smiffy my son
>>74390556
>Somebody stroke my hair and tell me it's okay
bit bent lad
>>74390681
look at this post in a couple of days time lad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39798988
Interesting article lads
>>74390839
*Closes my eyes and waits*
ranking the leaf posts
>>74389893 3/10
>>74389970 4/10
>>74390076 4/10
>>74390099 3/10
>>74390197 5/10
>>74390285 3/10
>>74390497 2/10
>>74390569 3/10
>>74390598 2/10
>>74390804 3/10
overall, 32/100
>>74390705
acne is more troubling
Beyond this post this is a Sexy Kev blessing zone. Be sure to praise Kev for all dubs you get blessed with.
Why am I too scared to kill myself
*squats in the corner*
>>74390845
only me! I don't think you wanted to be doing that!
losing my virginity in roughly 2 hours time, any tips?
feel pretty relaxed
>>74390911
You've been blessed by kev so no need to worry lad
>>74390900
praise kev
>>74390900
This is a /britfeel/ meme
Do not acknowledge it
Do not respond to it
Filter the term "sexy kev"
>>74390860
bit harsh
rob ford is a 7/10 post
>>74390824
DONT CARE
My mind is being pulled out of my head through my arse, i can't look away from my screen without shitting myself
Looks like i'm stuck here all night
what the actual fuck is going on i'm fucking tripping while sober
HELP ME CUNTTTTTTTTTS
what should i do for my 20th birthday, lads?
>>74390900
>00
fucking hell kev youre a beast, full homo
Alri lads
Applying for uni housing
Question comes up
"Would you prefer to be allocated to a flat in a quieter environment?"
Now hopefully I'll be doing Mech Engineering - which would make a quiet environment preferable.
HOWEVER, I also don't want to be a lonely autist like I was during secondary school and sixth form.
So do I say I want a quiet room or "don't mind"?
>>74390911
get all your limbs involved
treat it like a game of twister
>>74390966
kys (kiss you'are self)
>>74390966
kiss my willy
>>74390860
my genuine opinions are called bait and whenever i bait pretending to be a stupid rorke people reply agreeing with me
such is /brit/
>>74390966
paintball and go karts
>>74390966
have a wank while wearing womens knickers
>>74390966
Post your willy for the lads
>>74390966
>>74390977
praise kev
>>74390953
Do britfeel memes scare you?
Welcome the PM into your live and receive many blessings.
>>74390966
drink some cider, go absolutely wild
>>74390900
>00
pure kevery
>>74390977
MAKE FRIENDS
do not pick the quiet rooms or you'll be stuck with turbomelts
>>74391000
haha good post
>he filters posts
kev
>>74390977
go to the library if you want to study mong
student housing is for partying and making friends
>>74391038
what if he is a turbomelt?
ancestryDNA revealed irish ancestry
>>74391064
whats a turbomelt?
unironically a radical centrist lads
oink
>>74390860
mostly my posts
PRAISE BE TO SEXY KEV
>>74391094
like a melt but turbo
>>74391085
Did mine and turns out I'm Aboriginal
Guess that's why I'm black and stupid
>>74391064
he has to do everything in his power to escape a life of perpetual virginity
>>74390977
"quiet environment" means they'll just put you with the Asian students
alri lads
https://my.mixtape.moe/phvate.pdf
business idea: take /britfeel/'s praise kev meme and make it about our kev
heres one for you /brit/
would you ever move to another country to live longterm?
If so, where to?
>>74391110
fucking hell thanks for warning me im off
>>74391134
yes
no
>>74391134
here's one for you: fuck off
>>74390757
kek
>>74391132
excellent idea
>>74391132
Won't work. That Kev isn't Sexy enough or got the ability to grant blessings to his followers.
Just accept the new Kev. He makes your life better.
>>74391134
used to want to go to Australia, NZ, Canada or US
now im thinking ill just stay here
>>74391134
bermuda seems nice
>>74390953
what the fuck is with britfeel and all these "memes"
is it poleaboo behind this shit?
https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/859777148491583490
>>74391099
conservative warmongers are NOT in my club
>>74391134
new zealand or belize
>>74391180
>is it poleaboo behind this shit?
That tranny wishes he was.
>>74391180
we need a sexy kev containment board
>>74391131
not good
>>74391123
cheers lad
Just clicked "Give me the loudest room possible".
dodged a bullet there
the trouble with scotland is that its full of scots.
>>74391182
Political party employees are just the worst people
>>74391134
>assuming every government is democratic and not crippling corrupt
Iran
>current state of affairs
Australia
>>74391208
>belize
fo what purpas rudeboi
>>74390977
Honestly, housing in only a big thing for the first
semester.
say don't mind so you can go out and get smashed with ur fresher friends but in all reality you'll most likely end up living with other people the year after as you'll realise you have nothing in interest with your fresher mates.
#answer
fuck left my oven on for like 8 hours
>>74391256
are they mate? are they really?
fascinating
He had a sweet heavenly voice...like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night...like Urkel!
>anon. i really don't want to spend the night alone again. can i come back to yours?
>>74391287
no my floor is dirty. sorry.
>>74391131
I'd say this post deserved far more (You)s than
>>74391134
For shame
>>74390497
Rob Ford is no longer with us.
>>74391287
m8 you could probably get some cute lezza to give you a bed for the night, fuck off
le look how leftist I am.jpg
>>74391310
pdf is insecure lad
>>74391134
vancouver
why does /pol/ like /tv/ so much
>>74391311
no, really?
>>74391287
would eat the shit out of her vagina
HAPPENINGGGGGG
MACRON JUST WALKED OUT THE DEBATE AND FORFEITED THE ELECTION
>>74391265
Went there on holiday a few times, it's nice. It's warm and they all speak English there .
don't reply to him
>>74391368
girls don't poo from their fannies
>>74391372
Until I see a tweet tothat effect, shan't be believing you
>>74391351
He died last year.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/22/us/rob-ford-dies/
Too intelligent for most things
lads, absolutely fantastic interview here
not even so much the content re: Brexit but I'm absolutely fascinated by this bloke - so incredibly smart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zjLfSlaPg
still fucked lads
anyone experienced something like this before?
I'm either going mental or i have truly ascended to a higher dimension consciousness
>>74391331
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/cns.12422/full
Milk Dog 1
>>74391413
bored of you already
stop your edgy posting and go to bed
>>74391384
>girls don't poo from their fannies
Here in America you spank a girls fanny but she also poos from there
>>74391384
They do in America, m80
>>74391372
>>74391389
ah yes, very interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ydto3Iyzic
>>74391384
>virgins
>>74391444
Kev <3
>>74391452
>>74391459
Ermmmmmmmmmmmm this is /brit/ sweetie x
>>74391452
You yanks are a right bunch of moisters
>out racing my m8 in our cars
>worried now that someone saw and I'm gonna get banned
spooky
>>74391514
imagine pooing out your willy and pissing out your arse
mental
>>74391530
I'm not I'm an idiot
>>74391384
>what is retcovaginal fistula
'bout to lift some iron lads
>>74391309
Classic
just had an 1800 calorie snack
>>74391569
do my shirt whilst your their mate
>>74391462
>they got this guy to speak for le pen instead of a woman
>>74391545
>pissing out your arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMfMELK4bjc
She played the fiddle in an Irish band
>>74391545
bum is leaky sometimes but I don't think its wee
just bummed myself
>>74391545
you mean being a girl?
Where should I go now? I have the next 3 months off.
I was considering a colonial escapade into africa. Or maybe doing AUSNZ though I'm not sure what people like so much about that.
>>74391617
Can genuinely do this.
I also like to put a vibrator in and hold it against the underside of my head and cum inside my arse then squirt it out over my bed and lick it up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just found out girls poo out their willies and piss out their arses
Vat'll be boss?
>>74391648
been Grimsby?
>>74391592
Le Pens said a few minute ago that France will be lead by a woman no matter who wins, her or Merkel.
>>74391702
amber leaf, 10g
must be doopin mental to be stuck in the ecuadorian embassy in london for 5 years with no end in sight
imagine instead of a willy, you have a hole and need someone else to put their willy where yours would be
>several interesting posts about a mouse head transplant, which will lay foundations an upcoming human head transplant
>/brit/ talks about shit and piss
I'm done with you stupid cunts
>>74391702
are those condoms mixed with tic tacs?
bottom right, only just noticed this
>>74391724
and then once a month you eject blood and tissue out of it
>>74391665
This is what happens when you watch porn routinely from the age of 12
>several interesting posts about a mouse head transplant, which will lay foundations an upcoming human head transplant
>/brit/ talks about shit and piss
I'm done with you stupid cunts
>>74391728
Try /britfeel/ actually feels more mature there.
>>74391680
Sexy kevs resposible for that gay one
>>74391728
shut it mate or ill give you a mouse head transplant
>>74391728
Poo bum WILLY WILLY POO
>>74391716
I have not, would you recommend it? I'm open to doing a long tour of the UK, maybe biking it or just renting a car. I just like variety when I travel and some of the smaller towns might run together a bit
need a willy transplant lads
oh the humanity
lads
have you ever seen intersex genitalia
I thought it wouldn't be so bad because who hadn't cracked one off to Bailey Jay once in a while (no homo)
I was wrong.
It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Whatever you go don't type in "Intersex genitalia" into google images.
It is REVOLTING.
Business idea: Transplant my willy onto a mouses head
>>74391648
zante, greece
or do a tour of northern canada
>hey anon. do you think you could put that thing there in my moist, swollen pussy?
>>74391702
12.5g of golden v, if you 'ent got none then it'll be them new 30gs please lad
oh yeah, chuck us a green combi pack too lad'
deano my son
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/01/british-man-killed-taking-selfie-german-motorway/
This just expanded my horizons
>>74391794
no I wouldn't recommend it at all
>>74391848
*gebtly slides my left shower flip flop into her vagina*
There you go
>>74391848
What? My last can of Stella?
Do one you vapid bint.
>>74391848
eeww moist and swollen? sounds infected
>>74391869
tbf girls' toys are pretty stupid
why exactly are black people so violent?
>>74391719
i mean the translator you dunce
>>74391837
Greece, Egypt and China mainland are all on my 'must' travel list before I die. But I was worried that Greece was at a tipping point what with the migrants and the ongoing political chaos. Is it safe to visit now you think?
I'd be interested in an Arctic expedition but they're super expensive and its not so much a backpacking area. Maybe when I'm a little richer.
>>74391902
>shower flip flop
Listening to The Darkness
>>74391915
prefer girls toys when i was wee
>>74391869
baby chimps display gender preferences for toys
>>74391902
>flip flop
FOY
something weird about chinese muslims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZlfY7wWfKA
>>74391968
ahh yes christmas 7 years ago
nationalist socialism or globalist capitalism, lads?
that's what france has been offered
>>74391648
island hop
bali-NZ-Fiji-Tahiti-Easter Island
>>74391939
they're never quite sure where their legs end and a shadow begins
>>74391991
It was 14 years ago actually
>>74391822
is it really more rank than a dong or a ding
>>74391984
knew a lad like that, thought he was mental. They're not even fun they're just lobotomy tier (imo)
>>74392034
you're lucky that wasn't me because if you had replied this to one of my posts I would've bounced your head off the wall
is whatsapp fucked for any of you lads? can't seem to send anything at the moment
>>74391914
>he does the virgin post
There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the pump, the oil, the guzzoline, and the whole compound, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.
>>74389811
*belches*
*scratches stomach*
>>74392112
dont have any friends
>>74391869
only just realised this did not mean sex toys
>>74392112
yeah me too
fucking annoying innit
Hate how yanks exist and stuff
how many gfs do you lads have?
>>74389884
Clean your nose
>>74392164
getting right on my tits ngl
>>74392047
Fucking hell
I just said 7 but I thought even that might be too long.
>>74389884
trim your nose hair you fucking savage
>>74391995
socialism is not "when the government does things", dumb square head.
>>74392166
Truck Guy
>When you get a girl's number off Tinder and she wants to use WhatsApp instead of iMessage
*surreptitously deletes the povvo*
>>74392242
>>74392176
>replying to a 50 minute old post unironically
Big fan of retro gfs
Was a nicely trimmed bush popular in the 80's?