/brit/

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Danz

anime

cara

alri

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hows /gf2017/ going

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the prospective bf

RORKES BTFO

http://news.sky.com/story/viscount-denies-threatening-brexit-campaigner-gina-miller-with-menacing-online-post-10860426

>A viscount has denied threatening Brexit campaigner Gina Miller and branding her a "troublesome first generation immigrant" on Facebook.

>Rhodri Philipps, the 4th Viscount St Davids, is accused of writing the message four days after Ms Miller won a landmark High Court ruling against the Government on Brexit last year.

>On 7 November, he is alleged to have posted: "£5,000 for the first person to 'accidentally' run over this bloody troublesome first generation immigrant.

>"If this is what we should expect from immigrants, send them back to their stinking jungles."

>During a hearing at Westminster Magistrates' Court, Lord Davids, of Knightsbridge, central London, corrected deputy chief magistrate Tan Ikram when he addressed him by the wrong title.

>He was called "Mr St Davids" when he was asked to stand, but responded: "I'm not Mr St Davids, I'm afraid, it's Lord St Davids."

>Wearing an olive tweed gilet, he pleaded not guilty to three charges of making malicious communications that were "of a menacing character".

>In another post, thought to be in response to a newspaper story about an immigrant called Arnold Sube, he allegedly wrote: "Please will someone smoke this ghastly insult to this country, why should I pay tax to feed these monkeys?"

>Andrew Rinker, defending, said: "I think a lot of these comments are taken completely out of context, he calls his own daughter a little monkey."

>Lord Davids will face trial at Westminster Magistrates' Court on 10 July. Ms Miller is expected to give evidence.

>The Brexit campaigner has claimed she received abuse after fronting a legal challenge which eventually forced Theresa May to consult Parliament before beginning the formal process of leaving the EU.

>>74336173
why does he hide his given name and age

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>>74336156
terrible

>>74336211
Not a chance

>>74336156
Not even started on it yet haha I am going to die alone

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Riddle me this /brit/:
I'm a word you could trade with strange, or a man spreading aids.

What am I?

>>74336211
alri 'eed

>>74336173
>pen icon

Ah yes definitely not you

>>74336267
a nonce (you)

>>74336283
I'm Polish

Love Joe rogan experience. What's your favourite guest? I like Duncan trussell

>>74336267
poz pig

>>74336173

hmm >>74336285

bears are on death row

brian snail

teddy got swiper

selfie

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About to take /brit/ out for a walk

not cool bruce
not cool

wu tang is for the children

thinking of resubbing to wow help me

Might nationalise the railways lads.

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>>74336291
>>74336328
Incorrect!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

>>74336382
me too actually. know I won't get into it since all my mates don't play anymore

think the Nurofen® Plus is kicking in

Bought a new pear of jeans. Gonna be rollin in the pussy.

>>74336400
Alri corbs

*listens to willie nelson*

>>74336403
its obviously queer you mong i was messing

get better riddles

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>>74336173
The "le ironic suicide" meme is really REALLY old and boring now

>>74336449
FUCK

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>>74336297
>Joe rogan

>>74336453
corr
imagine putting your willy in that belly fold

>>74336424
same, just nostalgia

> /int/, supposed to be a board to discuss different cultures
> turned into a bunch of generals full of people with the same culture

really makes me think

nobody noticed haha

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is she a tory plant?

her fuck ups always come at the worst moments for labour

>>74336508
Does /int/ prove Rorke correct about multiculturalism?

>post, supposed to be something that is read by people
>shan't be reading it

really makes me cranially contract

>>74336508
you can go into the generals and ask questions and probably get a response tbf
some /deutsch/ lads translate things for me sometimes

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NEED a paki gf(male)

Cornered the boy kicked out at the world
The world kicked back a lot fuckin' harder now

>>74336508
Absolutely despise other cultures

>>74336520
No, she is just a retard.

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*rubs your ass*

>>74336539
can't stand leafs now

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with my mates

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 47% (-)
LAB: 28% (-)
LDEM: 8% (-1)
UKIP: 8% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)

(via @ICMResearch / 28 Apr - 02 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/859415165347012608

Imagine not being a Tory.

>>74336508
Says the fucking aussie in a brit thread

>>74336508
more like, we created our own pocket to contain british culture in (as we always do) and the JFs adopted what we did (as they always do)

>>74336563
oi I have tip for you if you're still on working here.

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>>74336562
game changer

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>there are gay lads who have begrudgingly had sex with more fannies than you

>>74336581
GO ON

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>>74336558
>.gif
fuck off

>>74336594
my aunt was fucking one of those hahah
he lives in canberra now with his bf

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>>74336267
queer

>>74336566

we have similar cultures

>>74336564
Fuck off Tarquin

>>74336622
Kiss your bennies good bye, Liam.

>>74336564
SURGE

>Millions of years of evolution to get to where you are
>Your line ends because your a faggot

Screeching at the homosexuals ITT

>>74336595
probably better if I just messaged you t?bh

In hind sight I should have done this already but seeing you just reminded me. hold on

You need me to get that shit together so we can get together

>>74336639
billions

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>>74336594
>its literally easier for some lads to have sex than not to have it

>>74336594
explain how this would have happened

>>74336596
>gay
fuck off

>>74336641
OK

>>74336659
yeah i'm tired frigg off

>Millions of years of evolution to get to where you are
>Your line ends because your a leaf

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onerous git

>>74336667
i was drunkenly a bit raped once

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>>74336683

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me_irl

>>74336667
fags are mentally ill and want to infect innocent people with AIDS

>>74336667
its either gay lad wants to keep it a secret or gay lad doesn't realise he's gay and thinks most men feel the same way about fanny

>>74336720

is that when it all started going downhill?

>>74336776
Wow

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gf just taped this to a brick and threw it through a window, landing directly on my head, rendering me with brain damage and a mild case of the 'tardation

>>74336776
What did she say /brit/

Been with my gf 10 months, slept with 3 other girls in those 10 months.

Pretty decent, don't feel like much of a cheat or any guilt when it's one nighters

>>74336812
Scumbag

didn't take my girl pills today

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America is the most negrified country in the world
Their TV programmes shill nigger rubbish 24/7 turning the youth around the world into wiggers all in the name of profit

>>74336808
"My cocks so big it makes you look like a dutch lesbian"

>>74336797
>>74336808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ2oSd4Ovjw

Give the ol' wife a knuckle sandwich haha

>>74336285
>>74336334
its me, i posted a screenshot last thread

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If you can't get a gf and this turbo runt can how gay must you be?

>>74336776
"YOU'LL NEVER PAY OFF YOUR CAR DEANO"

cute guy once sat next to me on the uni bus
i was too shy to look at him though

>>74336812
would deffo do this if i could even get more than one moderately attractive girl to have sex with me

>>74336678
that was quite rude. i was only offering to educate you a bit, in the case of you being unaware about some aspects of our evolution.

no wonder everybody hates you leaf cunts

>>74336812
FONT

>>74336869
*shakes head in disgust*

>>74336812
bit of a bellend, you are

>>74336940
>>74336812
ah yes, women are scumbags, hmmmmmm

when did edgy people on the internet become so "christian"

>>74336932
How did you know he was cute then

Runt

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>>74336944
watch yourself

>>74336981
CHRISHCHIANITY IS THE NEW COUNTAH CULCHA

What is Tim saying about Trump at the start of the video he just posted? Can't make it out.

>>74336907
Bit weird

>>74336980
never said this. redpills/mgtow/incels are mongs

>>74336981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfFjMuOA0k

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>>74336981
lynch all niggers, praise his name

*watches you like a hawk*

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My kat likes boxes. She made me open it for her and then she got into it.

>>74337005
probably accurate

>>74336994
get out

>>74336991
i only looked when he was coming up the central passage way

>>74337006
talking about the twitter account realdonaldtrump

>>74337010
never said you did, mong

>>74336866
>>74336978
>>74336980

I very much doubt a random girlfriend in my mid 20's is going to be the girl I'll marry, might as well shag as many birds as I can while I'm young

desperately need thailad to hook me up with a job

>>74337029
do you think the hawk likes me back?

>>74337052
What did he look like

had so much ibuprofen recently
worried im going to get a stomach ulcer

>>74336978
You're the bellend for believing his bullshit story

>>74337050
I'd rather stay, nerd

>>74337061
me too

>>74336981
a lot of 4chan is drifting and looking for something to give them purpose
the atheism meme is literally nihilism so it makes sense they webt against the growing trend

>>74337043
all cats love boxes
source: have had 8 cats and looked after more

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puppets...

>>74337073
cute

social experiment: See how well the Australians do out in the cold

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>>74337043

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http://imgur.com/a/uZUME

This girl is a legit 9/10, only 20 yet seems wise as fuck

Feels fucking bad man

>>74337043
paki pet

>>74337147
looks like the cat's out of the bag

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>go to thailad's website
>get an alert in the corner
>FIREFOX HAS BLOCKED 14 MALICIOUS SCRIPTS FROM RUNNING

>>74337106
only runts need "purpose"

Anyone watch bobs burgers

>>74336812
Cheating is absolute normiecore

> lets go to the strippers

Why the FUCK would someone pay to get blueballs?

>>74337185
always knew he was shifty

>>74337186
t. obese anime neckbeard

>>74337185
wtf I hate Thailad now!

>>74337186
What is your purpose lad?

>>74337186
*sits beside you*
so how you feeling anon?

>>74337155
state of that willy

>>74337240
strewwwwwwth bayyyyyyte fuggen have a good toiiiiiiime ahahahha fwoaaaaaaar ahaha need a few tinnies ahaha yeah nah
aka mindless cummy seeking

>>74337240
saying absurd things to see the reactions from people. Genuinely think I might have caught the autism.

>>74337240
i JUST said i don't need one

>>74337297
Seems a bit runtish.

>>74337278
love bums

>>74337188
no cause its not on netflix or stan but i would give it a go if it was

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_c_oIvh4sE

Genuinely don't believe in anything. Not even sure how it's supposed to work, like how would I just start believing in God?

>>74337313
>TOO

>MUCH

>ASS

>>74337343
I believe in helping people.

>>74337357
pffffft hahaaha

>>74337185
fuck thailad the fucking ugly cunt

would honestly heem him irl

>>74337343
me either, don't even believe that i don't believe ahaha waheyyyy
btw did you see that latest jewish created sitcom? fwoaarr gonna certainly watch that
*downloads latest app* ahah

i believe in cheese

Do not engage with the fat smelly nonce

>>74337185
Worried now

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>he doesn't read every day

lool @ your life

>>74337383
very thought provoking post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdy7xmmzPpE

This is nice

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need a lefty gf

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>>74337452

girls like a man who can cook and bake right? as long as they are masculine in other areas (of which I am).

>>74337416
i've read every day since about 5 years old. dont have anything against people who dont read but not reading a book in the park, in the garden, in bed, on the bog is very alien to me.

>>74337474
no one is going to think less of you because you can cook them nice food

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Redflag (danger traits) for a girl imo:

tattoos
where's baseball caps
listens to music of black origins
friends with mostly guys
gets less than 50 likes on her FB profile (means girls dont like her and she's a difficult person)
is right wing
piercings anywhere other than ear
laughs too much

yours?

women are differet men.
its never changed.
but women can inspire even picaso.
you know that!

>>74337452
imagine sucking her armpits after a jog

>>74337357
That's just common sense though, everyone is a socialist by default.

I meant irrational or supernatural shit.

>>74337488
read my phone on the toilet/in bed
don't like parks or gardens

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>>74337452

>>74337510
I'm not a Socialist.

>>74337492
>yours?

Girls with cats. Avoid them like the fucking plague.

quite like a few tattoos on women 2bh

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>>74337492

When are you going to get your act together?

>>74337492
only thing that would bother me here is being right wing

and maybe tattoos if it's an obscene amount

>>74337492
literally never met a right wing girl
they're literally all apolotical or far left

>>74336092
LMAO, some1 got triggered by the picture to the leff

>>74337492
If she can't distinguish between "where's" and "wears", I usually bin her immediately.

>>74337530
you dont think the interests of the many outweigh the interests of the few?

>>74337530
You are, you just don't like the label.

>>74337549
Ask these two
>>74337551
>>74337552

>>74337549
>>74337551
>>74337552
snap

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>>74337551
heem yourself you little scrote

>>74337488
good lad

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>74337552
met shitloads of right wing girls 2bh
wish one of them became my gf HAHAAHAH

>>74337552
Nah most posh girls are right-wing because they hate poor people, but apolitical in the sense that they don't know any of the parties or vote or anything.

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>literally never met a right wing girl
>they're literally all apolotical or far left

>>74337564
not if the few are me and my crew

>>74337537
nah girls with cats are ultra cute

that's a huge plus man

>>74337564
That's not Socialism lad. Socialism is the state control of the economy and economic redistribution.

t. Politics pro

>>74337576
Nah.

>>74337224
>>74337228
>>74337380
>>74337413
Baited

>>74337526
finding a quiet field in the country and reading under a tree is very peaceful. exceedingly good for mental health.

which is why i feel sorry for people born and raised in cities. spending most of your time in an urban environment is not healthy for humans. probably explains the weird politics and degeneracy found in cities.

Have begun planting seeds of insecurity in the prospective /gf2017/ by jokingly but repeatedly suggesting I could easily find another girl when she doesn't do things I want to do or ask her to do

>>74337564
No.

t. one of the few

>>74337597
phoneposting mong i'll bounce your head off the ground

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Watching Come Fly With Me.

Why do Brits think they are more sophisticated than Yanks/Aussies/Kiwis etc. This is nonsense.

Just took a piss and now my willy is itchy

>>74336267
you are a closet homo who makes strange riddles

Just finished my laser session and finished opening my new bank account

Might apply for a credit card now too

>>74337619
Oh good don't want to be part of his noncing botnet

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>wake up
>still no natural gf

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*ethnically cleanses the greeks*

>>74337630
t. r9k

>>74337615
No it's not, all the crazy women in my life have loved cats. It's the one common denominator that I can think of.

>>74336498
Fuck off you stupid wretched leaf.

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Only me (and my race) matter

>>74337616
So you don't actually believe in helping people. Not sure why you would tell a lie and then not even bother to stick with it for more than a single post desu.

>>74337625
i hate nature though, i was on a large farm a few weeks ago and it was just uncomfortable
give me a dark air-conditioned room any day

>>74337641
>Bruce in charge of banternal affairs

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>>74337666
I have the same wispy armpit hair

>>74337691
Fuck off, Joe rogan a shit

>>74337666
hate hairy armpits
love hairy vag

>>74337680
It's going well so far 2bh, we both laugh it off but no doubt it still gives her pause for thought

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>>74337692
>only me matter

>>74337551
ring wing females also only like big STRONK men 2bh

>>74337552
because being ring wing is seen as masculine, there's a lot of racist pieces of shit womyn out there.

>>74337698
>if you don't want the state to force people to do things you don't actually want these things to happen
Runt

awful, awful thread
you should be ashamed

going to hang out the washing and be back in 15 minutes or so, you better have collectively cleaned up your acts by then

my armpit hair is blonde. cant even see anything when i lift my arms lol

>>74337724
Check out demi moores 80's bush

>>74337727
unfortunately it doesn't give you the same

>>74337750
*tickles your armpits*

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>ring wing

>>74337741
why are you not racist? Its blacks who helped spread the cheating culture so much. And all you ever do is complain that women are sluts that cheat

alri lads

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>be american
>fall out of bed

can't
make
this
up

>>74337764
*farts*

>>74336092
What is the most masculine music you can listen to? I think its rap or any alternative that sing about fucking bitches or taking drugs

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He's doing that *walks towards you* thing where he walks towards you

>>74337819
fraud

wingdings

>>74337744
Who are you quoting buddy? Might not be a bad thing if the state forced you to be less of a twat though desu.

>>74337797
>not counting 911
very cheeky

>>74337747
oh yeah?

why don't you hang out THIS

*charges at you and tries to deliver a flying roundhouse kick*
*my total 90 astros slip in the dew-covered grass and my ankle buckles under the pressure, snapping in two*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74337797
>2014
Bit outdated. Sure even more die from falling out of beds now.

>>74337819
wot a geeza

>>74337814
80s-90s thrash metal

>>74337814
no masculine man is passionate for any music

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>>74337814
>>74336092

>>74337797
you see that rorkes? beds kill americans so that means nothing needs to be done about islamic extremism. take that!

>>74337452
would 2bh

>>74337814
country

>>74337819
i still find it hard to believe he was bane

have a good pic to use for a hatpost so going to need someone to do a hat worthy post

Absolute BANGER of a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4lltPRN_q0

What size shirts do you wear?

rorkes are literally pathetic...

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>>74337868

>>74337819
Does he have a lazy eye? It looks like he does

>>74337814
garage rock

dont like pakis or anything to do with pakis but i enjoy this tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DMEUhqB_t4

>>74337928
L

>>74337929
rasheeds are the literal definition of pathetic

>>74337928
L. I'm a M but I like the extra space.

>>74337928
XL

>>74337928
medium, like any normal human being

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>Anon we want to move to England but are scared, do you really hate Slavs?

>>74337619
baited for this exact reaction

>>74337722
Wow. Your third eye is stapled shut. Typical leaf cunt

when you think about it, all jokes/comedy are about taking the piss out of someone or something. all humour stems from mockery.

bit weird.

>>74338001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12879417

PLEASE vote

>>74337983
>ukrainians
into the holodomor it goes

>>74338007
incorrect

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>>74337724
Used to be like you but I degenerated. Its only really moustaches and chest hair that disgusts me and even then I don't mind a little. I used to be embarrassed but I don't even care anymore.

>>74338039
prove me wrong then pls

>>74337978
You're a big guy

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>>74338026
>more than twice a day
>less than once every three days

>>74337928
XXS

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*cruises down Southend seafront in my 1.2L Vauxhall Asta with aftermarket bodykit and nurburgring sticker*

https://youtu.be/r5uzc3U8Qhc

>>74338072
4U

>>74338018
howling

>>74338089
covering my bases

>>74337724
love pints

>see article about Ukrainian immigrants trying to enter UK illegally
>my reaction: aw let them, they're good lads.
>see article about muslim immigrants trying to enter Europe illegally
>my reaction: fuck that, send them back. with a bullet in their heads for good measure
lol state of me

FANTASTIC SKETCH

https://youtu.be/aQqyZ-cOeo4

>>74337966
>>74337982
>>74338093
Literal runts

>>74338117
im concerned that people are voting for them

>>74337844
you
he
different situation!

>>74338153
fat cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pCuyYhufQ

what did tim say about donald trump?

>>74338130
>>see article about Ukrainian immigrants trying to enter UK illegally
>>my reaction: aw let them, they're good lads.

You're obviously some posh runt that doesn't have to live around them
Fuck off

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>>74338026
hope those more than twice a day lads are taking the piss

would move with the bf to nz

getting a virgin haircut soon

>>74338153
Hello fattie

>>74338192
christ
they need to sort their diets out

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>>74338172
I could HEEM you little man

once went a week and a half without doing a poo

used to make it fairly regularly over a week when I was a youngun because I hated doing poos

have short arms but deep pockets

>>74338058
ok well you've probably only been exposed to leftist comedy, which is mainly insulting people they deem to be less intelligent than themselves.
in reality, comedy can come from many places

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHFJ8oju9u0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuVFFNvyUT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

>>74338192
What? If you poo less than that your bowels aren't healthy

>>74338220
same here lad

>>74338058
Non-sequitur humour works based off the subversion of expectation rather than mockery. Even stuff like gross out humour doesn't have to be mocking.

I was thinking about the line in Archer where they describe a cheeky spliff being tampon sized. Its a disgusting comparison but funny because its actually pretty apt as well without being too ridiculous.

>>74338026
Fuck, voted as if it was about wanking before reading the question, what am I like

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https://youtu.be/aew6dJFrm0s

rorkes? nah, not a fan

>>74337844
fantastic, astounding post

you just made up for the rest of this thread single-
handedly

good work

>>74338214
you'll have to catch me first fatty boom boom

Love doing poos

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*blocks your path*
*charges YOU for the work they're doing FOR THE LANDLORD*

"Excuse me sir, you forgot your tip on the tenancy agreement charge?"

>>74338180
some runt with a donald trump pic keeps commenting

>>74338223
>goon show
good lad

Why isn't there an option for 4 times a day?

>>74338302
What

>>74338282
>you think you can get everything for free

fuck off you analib

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WHAT A TWAT LOOK HOW STUPID SHE LOOKS EATING

IT'S OVER TORIES ARE FINISHED

Pre-Brexit politics was so comfy lads

https://youtu.be/LWfouFEROlY

>>74338007
humour = subverting the expectation

>>74338341
the bacon sandwich of ed miliband lost him the election

>>74338326
Pooing 4 time a day.

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>WHAT A TWAT LOOK HOW STUPID SHE LOOKS EATING
>IT'S OVER TORIES ARE FINISHED

>>74338341
>rotten teeth

>>74338390

>>74338379
oh christ i just clocked that
absolutely foul

>>74338341
did she put chicken salt on those hot chips