HEEM edition
first for /brit/
ah yes, the Labour Party.
posting in a thread (this one)
proper runts
why don't you have a gf?
choon
https://youtu.be/xAXWeuXAsno
>>74338426
so's your aul one
>>74338415
why are people still planning to vote for ukip?
are they insane?
Diet has consisted of nothing but pringles and red bull for the past 8 years
>paddy OP
someone make a real new
>>74338390
>de oira will nat compromoise any murr
>>74338426
so's yer aul wan
just had a poo then a shower
I unironically poo three times a day
lav it
Danz
happy reichstag day rorkes
>>74338390
Spic here. Plowing the most perfectly pink 100% Scottish pussy. Hoping to get that U.K. passport and come shitpost with y'all.
>pic related
2qt
https://youtu.be/O6SOJhgEGbE?t=1m53s
the human condition
>>74338446
why not? Torys are in cahoots with the fat cats and labour are mad for foreigners
@74338467
MUH HERITAGE
>>74338455
>tfw pooping hurts
>tfw 25% of my poos are blood
haha, oops
>>74338478
thought about writing your phd on this mate? really incisive analysis
>>74338467
sorry, i don't speak mexican
>>74338507
thats normal. dont worry about it.
>Spic here. Plowing the most perfectly pink 100% Scottish pussy. Hoping to get that U.K. passport and come shitpost with y'all.
Woah. This powerful image shows a girl scout standing up to neo.nazis.
>74338439
spike millington can explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyhgsNMK1cI
you 'higgorant bastards probably never heard of a yeat
>>74338509
>not posting the gif or a link of the video
fuck off
>>74338475
one of my year 12 english assignments basically just said 'write about the human condition'
i can not handle such a vague topic
>>74338520
>yfw she does
didn't have any lunch
>>74338510
>jewniversity
heh... i think not
>>74338439
>she gets BLACKED by will smiths dickhead son every day
>>74338531
neo nazi or antifa on the left?
i can no longer tell the difference between right and left desu
>>74338415
Ahh yes the """conservative""" party
might become a bus driver so the other drivers wave at me as i pass :)
>>74338531
you've got to be a total mong to be in the edl
>>74338564
basic bitch tier
>>74338567
Neo Nazi. I said in my fucking post you stupid reprobate. Get out
>>74338542
>the guy is on the floor, probably with his face blown off and definitely blinded permanently
>"LINK THE VIDEO DUDE"
you need to sort yourself out
>>74338475
except theres literally no human condition going on in that photo
she's smash, and she dropped the pizza, however the pizza is fine, it hasn't touched the floor
can you runts please FUCK off
>>74338562
>i think not
i imagine this is generally true for you
>>74338584
Actually that's in Czech republic
it's moral to cheat on women
>>74338564
dont get why women make themselves look like that. they look like fucking androids
>>74338584
sheed
>>74338593
yeah but that's not my point, fuckface
Can I be a libertarian authoritarian centrist nationalist?
>>74338595
serves the silly mudslime right.
>>74338475
the russian condition
>>74338595
he just walks off, there would be blood on the ground if he had any serious injures
We can either bring all the jfs over here or we can export all the business to the jfs haha wahey
>>74338640
you can identify as whatever you want honey
>>74338613
no im doesn't
>>74338601
youre a bit worked up over a photo cutey xx xx
>>74338640
t. Tony Blair
the goal gf
What happened to Example?
how did he turn to irrelevant tier so quick?
>>74338542
i posted it here WEEKS ago
>>74338628
Don't care one bit what your little "point" was mate
>>74338691
I could do some bicep curls with you lad
any scots who think scotland won't go independent?
>>74338663
except i don't work
t. corbynite
>>74338563
its ok she cucked him with another black guy and they broke up ages ago
>>74338694
Hahaha oops
>>74338704
190kg is a skinnyfat twig mate
>it's an anon spends 10 years avoiding mirrors and gets unrecognisably fat whilst everyone around him pretends not to notice episode
>>74338738
how do you avoid mirrors?
>>74338691
i'd squat you 3x5 you weakling runt wouldn't even need to take in a deep breath
>>74338727
>infidelity
>acceptable
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuh
>>74338712
Everybody outside Dundee mate
>>74338691
hes rich as fuck and living the high life
>>74338746
dude just like close your eyes lmao
>>74338746
they aren't real
>>74338725
guilty of a few of those
>>74338748
Shut up man you little meat head
>>74338725
glad to say i do none of these
>face time their pets
lmao these people should be purged
>>74338725
White people are the best. Can't wait to have a White Husband one day!!
>>74338725
>stabucks
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>74338694
im assuming there was a lot of built up methane or something down there?
>>74338822
>glad to say i do none of these
>>74338725
>White people
Yanks lad
>>74338751
do not care for your 15th century morals
honestly getting sick of the amount of mixed race couples on anerican tv
beyond a meme at this stage
Going on a tinder date lads
rate my outfit
Why do animals enjoy being pet, rubbed, itched, etc?
>>74338867
>quoted the post
can't even hatpost right lmao
pakis btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfYZBgAXyZM
Anybody see 190 nonce posting last night about weight classes? As if that snivelling skinny fat cunt could handle himself in any fight. He'd get btfo by a little man with a reach of 5ft8 the stupid child fiddling cunt.
not sure if i should have toasted this nutella
>honestly getting sick of the amount of mixed race couples on anerican tv
>beyond a meme at this stage
>>74338890
>on american tv
1) why do you care
2) 60%
>>74338875
don't care for your 15th century birth rates
t. goldbobergsteinblattbergsteen
>>74338694
was he able to poo again? ;_;
>>74338933
sheed
>>74338902
same reason humans enjoy it
feels good man
>>74338531
Don't understand what's with all these "woman standing near a man" images being described as powerful or heroic or iconic. And for some reason, the women are invariably on the side of criminals. It's bizarre.
>>74338905
bants
>>74338890
It's the same here as well
EVERY one of our adverts has a black/indian and white couple now
It was no where near this bad a few years ago
>>74339005
Edgy
>>74338986
*pets you*
>>74338890
It's disturbing, it's like stumbling upon gay porn but the cucks ITT seem to like it
>>74339031
*gets aroused*
Can any lads that have travelled to the US under the visa waiver program tell me what sort of checks they do regarding your background and your plans? thanks in advance xx
>>74339028
Mboko
>>74338890
what sort of mixed couples
black woman/white man is patrician
>>74339076
>black woman/white man is patrician
Kys nigger lover
>>74339057
*purrs*
Truly the man we needed but did not deserve
Shame the deep state got to him and are analysing his brain right now trying to get his secrets
>>74339071
Nigel
>>74338694
The thing that made me give up smoking was when I threw a lit cig into one of those propane lamp things you get at pubs, since I wasn't thinking. Nothing happened, but it landed on the canister probably and was a real dumb move. Really made me think
>>74339070
Dont trust the fucking yanks
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/australian-detained-in-us-for-overstaying-visa-by-90-minutes/8489612
>>74339094
bit racist
>>74339103
Bizarre that you thought that was an equally insulting name. Confirmed for being a literal nigger.
>>74339135
Oh? Sorry
>>74339098
>>74339165
>cat
of course
>>74339165
bit gay
>>74339005
think carefully about who owns the media outlets
think carefully about what their goals are
the 'f
>>74339152
Bizarre you think it isn't you genocidal sub human
>>74339165
gass the gays 2bh
>Only I can tell my story. Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool. Looking for instant gratification without doing the work. This is a disease in our society
>>74339187
Sorry lad, I don't understand guttural grunts and tongue clicking noises.
love the ironic racism and antisemitism in the thread lads, really does a good impersonation of the idiots on /pol/
>>74339165
paki pets
since i ensured I am getting my 5 a day in my diet (and then some) a few days ago. my poos and farts have become FAR more frequent, but FAR less smelly. good?
>>74339225
I'm genuinely racist senpai
>love the ironic racism and antisemitism in the thread lads, really does a good impersonation of the idiots on /pol/
>>74339225
>ironic
>>74339244
obviously
>>74339254
>>74339265
>>74339277
keep it up lads
really good stuff
>agriculture
>uses 69% of our land area
>employs 1.5% of the workforce
>produces 0.6% of the GDP
Like what's the point? Let's just import all our food and use all that land for something productive.
>>74339254
nah you're not
>>74339057
*gives you a treat*
Anyone here actually eat these?
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>>74339291
yeah mate, love em
>>74339285
Importing all your food makes you an instant non-threat in case of a war. Denmark could defeat us if that were the case
>>74339285
Oh and I almost forgot:
>only provides 60% of our food
me in the radical centre
WE're all in here!!!
https://fmovies.se/film/ghost-in-the-shell.m2rm8
https://fmovies.se/film/ghost-in-the-shell.m2rm8
https://fmovies.se/film/ghost-in-the-shell.m2rm8
>>74339309
this is just two good friends messin around with a cute dog
>>74339291
me da' loves putting maccas chips on the burgers
i could take it or leave it
>>74339291
Does anyone here actually not?
>Me? Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of grime. It really speaks to me on an intimate level, you know? It's like Skepta has somehow managed to capture my life story and condense it into each and every 3 minute song. The problems and experiences they sing about just seems so familiar to me, it's remarkable
-Lewis Stuart-Dumont, 16, Exeter
>>74339320
We import 40% of our food anyway, we're already a non-threat.
>>74339324
cuck
>>74339326
Definitely do not click lmao
got them bandz got them bandz
you know ive got them bandz
cold chips/crisps are the thinking man's sandwich topping
>>74339322
>>only 60% of our food
>>74339291
haven't had one in years
>>74339362
We import it from Ireland, which is a neutral country who's waters are very easy to protect
>>74339285
but that means that shitskins countries will have to produce our food which means:
>uses 69% of shitskin area
>employs 1.5% shitskin workforce
>produces 0.6% of the shitskin GDP
and takes up alot of space that shitskins use for productive things like murdering each other and desert
>I'm genuinely racist senpai
>>74339347
best of the south west mentioned
>>74339380
got that truck got that truck
you know i've got that truck
>>74339347
dont make fun of exeter you dont know shit you fucking aussie scum how DARE you
you pathetic scum
need a bf
desperately lonely
>>74339314
>>74339342
>>74339398
not sure if you're serious. Doesn't it get soggy?
*sharts on the toilet*
>>74339426
got that apple got that apple
you know i've got that apple
>>74339225
Rasheed Goldstein
>>74339439
That's why you eat it when you make it not 20 minutes later you useless fuck
>>74339439
how long does it take you to eat
lips 2 da floor
>>74339126
it was dumb but not really that risky. it could have only gnited if the gas valve was open and releasing gas, and the lamp was not ignitied. highly unlikely. moreover, i'd invite you to drop a lit cigarette in a small amount of petrol, or hold the gas down on a lighter to the end of a lit cigarette. it will not ignite. there's a small possibilty it could ignite. Not without a naked flame. there would only be a small possibility of ignition even if you put your face right next to it, and dragged on the cigarette, right in the flow of glas, or next to the vapor fuel is producing.
the more you kn
>>74339439
ah yes, the leaf, he who eats at one bite per hour
>>74339422
I am.
>>74339407
>neutral
heh.. nothin personal kid
>>74339439
how greasy are your chips lad?
>>74339285
>>74339322
>only
>60%
You realise how important that is. If there's another world war and the fucking Krauts start sinking every import to Britain AGAIN you'll be living off that 60%.
>>74339435
I was making fun of the teenaged middleclass white grime fans tbqh
>>74339439
that's what's so good about them
>>74339447
haha like this one the best, really great stuff
>>74339279
pooing all the time is not obviously good
>I am
>>74339489
with rationing and people growing their own food that's more than doable
if need be just starve the fatties
>>74339483
Me in the middle liberating Ireland with my bare hands
wish:
napoleon had won
hitler had won
IRA had won
Australia kept it's white australia policy
>>74339407
>neutral
remember you said this when we start bombing london again
>>74339499
>getting literal poison out of your body isn't good
so long as its solid it doesn't matter
literally don't deserve the good things people do for me
>>74339452
>>74339453
>>74339469
The ketchup you mongs, it's not a burger bun, it's white bread.
>>74339465
going to start smoking again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBYOxU6kTu0
>>74339244
your stomach will settle down if you stick at it lad
>>74339518
The IRA did win.
wish: the edgy australian had a better life
>>74339515
He's carrying in his right hand.
>>74339533
ahh yes, tomato sauce instantly will vapourize any matter it comes in contact with and replace it with a soggy replication of said matter
>>74339548
sent this to my crush and she called me a fucking freak
hot nutella is way nicer than cold nutella
>>74338933
>no headscarf
not joking, that IS brave
>>74339551
No we didn't
>>74339515
I think hes holding some sort of grenade
you can see it better in hi rez pics
>>74339514
I know it is. 60% is a huge amount. Saying Only is idiotic and 60% is enough, seeing as we could kick agriculture up a small notch instantly and more over the years of a large war we could definitely survive a 5year war with very little imports. Luckily with the Irish hopefully on our side and our huge Western border with the Atlantic we'd probably get help from the Yanks.
having some juice
>poortherners actually eat chip butties
>starch in starch with ketchup
extremely grim state of affairs
>>74339533
you make a valid point which is why no one has ever put sauce of any kind in a sandwich before
>>74339533
>>74339577
this desu senpai
>>74339577
You've never had ketchup on bread before I see
>>74339438
>>74339518
t. Bruce Jean-Luc Aurick O'Donnelly
>>74339533
again, a normal person will eat it before theres a hint of sogginess
Been laying in bed for 2 hours now
>>74339536
obviously quitting is good. but so is knowing about fuel combustion ;)
>>74339620
>cockboys
for some reason started creasing at that name
I can't blame Australians for eating kangaroo meat
back from chile lads
have i missed anything
Haven't posted in a few threads but don't worry lads I'm still here! ahah
The earth would be so much better off if everybody took an hour out of their week to listen to Joe rogan and get high. Imagine if trump could just do that. It would transform him. Isis would collapse in a week I imagine.
>ONE sausage
>ONE piece of bread
>>74339518
>napoleon had won
yes
>hitler had won
no
>IRA had won
they did
>Australia kept it's white australia policy
no
>>74339631
Shut up
>>74339620
>he doesn't bathe his bros
Hmmm...
>>74339631
>Australians actually call this a Sausage in Bread
>They haven't found the word Sandwich yet
Should I tell them, lads?
>>74339438
p-please be a girl
>>74339619
>>74339648
>>74339650
>>74339654
Dont care
>>74339551
Despite all your rage you're still a 26 county republic
EU banning anime thanks for based brexit we shall be leaving soon
>>74339648
not much lad we're just having to explain the functionality of a chip butty to a spastic leaf because he can't grasp such a complex idea
>>74339666
i just call it a sausage sizzle
>>74339648
was it a bit cold?
>>74339582
>>74339551
>religious extremists
please
>timbob
>timbo
>and sam the eagle
what did he mean by this?
>>74339654
we should drop DMT bombs on ISIS and north korea
>>74339605
I prefer chips and gravy
>>74339533
there is something wrong with your bread if this happens. are you mistaking bread for thin toilet papaer, perhaps?
*HEEMs everyone ITT*`
Saw a woman leave a car in tears, she then turned a corner, sat down on the ground and cried
Would have asked what was wrong so she'd think I'm a perv
>>74339674
We have 6 less counties but you have 1 less uncle.
>>74339647
its apparently shit
>>74339715
*shoots you*
I prefer chips and mayo
>>74339518
>wish
>Australia kept it's white australia policy
Me too lad, me too.
>>74339674
look at all the concessions the IRA got
If they didnt win outright they certainly came out on top. Even the GFA is a framework that will eventually lead to reunification
>>74339670
rude
>>74339703
t. gavin llllylyylylylylwwnngngngwllyn (pronounced "euan")
no surrender the pope's a bender
>>74339735
foy
>>74339724
Go down to Coles and get a roo steak mate it's bonza
Why is Bristol so underrated?
>>74339438
Hello x
>>74339698
Business idea:make everyone in the world listen to Joe rogan podcasts.
Result:world peace, mass enlightenment
Saw a leaf leave a car in tears, she then turned a corner, sat down on the ground and cried
Asked her what was wrong, she said she just realized she was a leaf
>>74339737
how did the white australia immigration policy affect the aboriginal population?
>>74339706
I have it on good authority Brits have soggy bread
>>74339758
went to school with a lad whose last name was bonza
>>74339761
shit football teams
honestly the reason why
>>74339674
hows ur uncle mate
Just drew a sigil, lads. Going to activate it by cumming on it.
am i a sheed?
>>74339688
>IRA are religious extremists
please
>>74339773
>realize
FOY
>>74339774
they were just considered fauna instead
I fucking hate the rain
>>74339782
Haha what name was it lad?
>>74339786
not everyone cares about your manchild performance art lad
BTFO
T
F
O
>>74339518
>kill yourself
>kill yourself
>kill yourself
>this 2bh
>>74339773
did you show her the wonders of ketchup touching some bread lad?
>>74339807
>very progressive
No.
>>74339773
I'm saving all of your posts by the way to put in a collage
>>74339807
Worse. You're a Jew.
>>74339832
>virgin shaming
nah not a fan
>>74339786
This is the ONLY reason why people think Manchester is the second city instead of Birmingham
>>74339774
We took the children away from the elders before they got inevitably molested but that's bad because it's interventionist.
chips + chicken salt + gravy
>>74339832
howling
>>74339741
>>74339551
>this delusion
IRA ultimately failed in its goal of a united ireland and sold republicanism up the river
R8
>>74339846
I'm saving all the leafs I.P addresses by the way to put them into gas chambers
>>74339832
>sexshaming
what a fucking shitlord that white woman is
doesn't even know her own privilege the fucking racist
>>74339807
nah just a good lad
>>74339832
is engaging people on twitter ever a good idea?
>>74339832
>V-virgin
liberal banter
>>74339832
low hanging fruit
she should know from getting married early and being in an "abusive relationship" that being a virgin aint all bad
>>74339809
why is Welsh unknown?
>>74339832
Really disgusting how widespread "virgin" is as an insult. Not very funny to say to people, just mean. Vapid whore.
>>virgin shaming
>nah not a fan
>>74339722
Saw a man run away from a woman and then she sat down and cried. She might've been mugged, and I wanted to help, but I just walked right past her and didn't say anything
Regretted it at the time but I was an awkward teenager, so whatever
>>74339666
ONCE AGAIN New South Wales proves its superiority
You need to get out of whatever shithole state you're in lad
feelings are gay
therefore feeling attraction to a woman makes you homosexual
apparently yank tomato sauce is really sugary
can anyone confirm or deny
>>74339896
You're first in my chambers.
>>74339901
You're second.
Successfully came on the sigil. Now I just wait for my desire to be fulfilled.
>>74339908
same
>>74339898
I am FUMMING
>>74339942
>muh tradition
Nice spooks nerd :^)
>>74339741
>that will eventually lead to reunification
I don't know a lot about Ireland so forgive my ignorance but if Britain still owns countless territories and the Queen is still head of state in Australia, New Zealand, Canada and dozens of other countries, what makes you think they'd be willing to let N.I. go without another fight?
>>74339869
>>74339899
>>74339903
>>74339904
>>74339908
explain the value of tradition lads? whats the point?
>>74339942
terrible
>>>74339896
>You're first in my chambers.
>>>74339901
>You're second.
Getting a bit sick of running. Up to 3 miles but it's so bloody boring
I fucking hate white men
>>74339942
*sends you to gulag*
>>74339975
No point except muh feels. Cultures and traditions always change
>>74339967
spooks? where?
*grabs my rope and white hood*
wow...
>>74339942
*bashes you*
>>74339974
I've gotten more pussy than you nerd
>Nice spooks nerd :^)
woah lads... DAE le stirner??? i guess you could say i am... enligtened about politics haha
>>74339988
i get light headed when i run
>I'll imply the opposite sex are so repulsed by you they have never even engaged in an act of physical intimacy with you
>Slut?!?!!
>YOU CANT SAY THAT!
*gets a quick pity post in before the new thread*
>post a right wing post during work hours
>get REEEEEEEEEE'd by lefties
weird
>>74339185
>Bezmenov's death was reported in 1993, but his death certificate has been described as "vague and suspect", with details unclear. This has led to suggestions that there was more to his death than met the eye, a faked death.
I knew it.
>>74339990
not at all racist
WTF I hate stirner now just go btfo am Fash now
why don't we worship the sun anymore lads? why do we think we're better than our ancestors.
political correctness gone mad
>>74340025
helps if you breathe while you do it
>>74340033
>>74340033
>>74340033
>>74340033
NEW
have to pee
>>74339620
I wish I had a boy to bathe with...
>>74339998
this. we need to start raping new born children so the muslims feel at home
evolutionary advantages do NOT exist, and we most certainly never evolved due to certain factors. i mean, tradition is just a fucking white MALE tradition.
REAL anthropologists know that all pre-history humans were hip bisexual swingers, that spent all day in the cave eating each others cum and raising the communal children
>>74340053
>implying lefties don't work
>he's still at work
kek
>>74340011
HIMYM is 'Friends' in a pub instead of a cafe so it's obviously better but they're still both shit.
>>74340121
>working a mcjob that finishes before 6pm
howling
No fuck off Aussie cunt
>>74340162
>he isn't self employed
CREASING
>>74340011
I've watched HIMYM all the way through 4 times
very comfy
>>74340208
>admitting you're unemployed
SCREEEEEECHING
>self employment is unemployment