/brit/

a 'cide is the only logical conclusion to life

more like /shit/

nth for cute boys

>>74293028
it never spars, it is a waste of time. If you're practicing all your moves on someone who lets you do them you're learning nothing, it's basically aikido. You're getting ripped off

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https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

>Mam, the Lambrini is on me this year! Me bonus has come in!

have a black belt in brazilian jiu-jitsu

>>74293025
I hope you die tbqh

Applied for American Express card with sole intention of increasing costs for retailers I don't like

Way too depressed to be a neet.

is there some life hack that i can sit at home not doing bugger all and get paid for it?


forex trading? selling and buying shit online? making youtube videos? what lads what?

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>built schools for his workers so they could read
>built hospitals for his workers for free healthcare
>built houses for his workers
>all this while building the first proper nationwide train network, most of which is still unchanged to this day
Top tier Englishman desu

>>74293081
start browsing >>>/biz/

>>74293087
Wow brunel went out and built it himself wow what a guy

>>74293005
I swim a lot, I go to the gym, and read a lot. What else do you want to know?

>>74293080
but they go hand-in-hand

>>74293081
i make a bit of money from crypto trading. If you put money in ethereum right now you will basically get paid for doing nothing

>>74293069
So what would you recommend instead?

Heil Hitler.

Still don't know why pop songs keep saying "baby."

>>74293112
the poor really are bitterly envious of the rich, povvos like you will always be miserable

>>74293148
normalisation of paedophilia

>>74293119
you can do those things with a job lad

fucking hell life as a neet sounds ace how do i transition

>>74293145
a bit fascist

>>74293143
something that spars a lot. Boxing and or Judo is a solid combo for self defense, stuff like muay thai and kickboxing are also very good but more rare in this country

>>74293081
No, otherwise everyone would do it. You need to be intelligent, educated and/or lucky to make money from investing.

The only surefire way is if you already have lots of money that you can invest and live off the returns.

>>74293154
Nah I'm a worker not a poor lad and I demand what has been stolen from me.

>>74293127
>ethereum
Do tell more

>>74293159
Give your notice at work, move back in with your parents, fill in your JSA application and get comfy

>tfw no fight club

>>74293178
You're fired.

have a black belt in boxing, muay thai, brazilian jiu jitsu, krav maga, and wing chun

What do NEETs here spend their 50 quid a week on? I don't get how it covers bills and food, seems like a ridiculously small amount to live on, like Africa-tier. I earn that in three hours lmao.

>>74293178
what do you work as?

What do you call an apple that's killed itself?

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>>74293217
>a black belt in boxing

>>74293226
A tragic waste of life that could have been avoided under a fairer Labour government

>>74293223
[spoiler] comp sci fag [/spoiler]

>>74293193
need a /brit/ fight club

>>74293226
Don't tell me

>>74293180
it's a decentralised computing platform and cryptocurrency that is currently being bought up by a lot of chinese companies, and several big firms in the us are saying they will use it in some way. Also a car manufacturer in germany is proposing using it as the currency people use to pay for electric charging for their cars. It's skyrocketing right now and will continue to do so for a long time

My schedule as a neet:

wake up at 7:30
eat porridge for breakie
check the daily news
head to gym and lift
come home form gym and make and eat some lunch
start reading in bed - an hour of philosophy, an hour of economics, an hour of practicing language
then i'd get up out of bed and do some mobility stretches
pick up the guitar and practice
then i'd make some dinner at around 6
eat that
do some shitposting
and go to sleep.

my life as a wagey
wake up at 6
rush to get out of the house often skipping breakfast
wait for public transport, which is expensive and cramped
sit in work panicking about being told off whilst simultaneously waiting for the time to finish
go out for a lunch that is 2 slices of bread and some chicken that costs a ridiculous amount, but i'm hungry and i dind't have a chance to make and bring my own lunch
go back home on public transprot
too tired to cook dinner so i just eat shitty oven food
too tired to go to the gym or study so i skip it.
end up just shitposting all night and then rinse and repeat.

>>74293226
A PEEL LING

>>74293127
how do this?

>>74293246
>>74293261
>>74293269
A 'cider

(yes I did come up with that one myself and I am QUITE happy with it)

>>74293221
Not a neet but while on work placement I lived on like a little over £500 a month.
£350 apartment rent alone
£20 internet
£40 gas and electricity
£120 food
£6 phone bill
N. Ireland

Could ANYONE confirm whether subway would be open today?! fuckign KEEN for SUb

>>74293267
How do I become a NEET wothout having an illness

>>74293159
get your mum to let you leech off her

>>74293280
Pretty good.

>>74293288
Fake having an illness.

>>74293267
>My schedule as a neet
Same here except I just watch Anime all day.

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>start reading in bed - an hour of philosophy, an hour of economics, an hour of practicing language

>>74293283
you'd get housing bennies if your housing situation isn't sorted.

https://www.bookmartialarts.com/kunyu-mountain-shaolin-martial-arts-academy/1-year-kung-fu-training-in-kunyu-mountains-shandong

considering this

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Think I might be an autist but I'm too embarrased to see the doctor bout it.

>>74293319
>>74293319
i even have textbooks full of economics theory and maths and philosophical summaries.

haven't opened them for longer than 10 minutes since i started working.

>>74293221
they dont have any bills

mummy pays for it all

>>74293308
Give me an guide la'

>>74293324
>housing bennies
you mean benefits? I was doing fine financially, no need for begging.

Literally on a date, lads.

She's having a piss went now. I fell for the coffee date meme.

Anyone here ever gambled on a fart and lost?

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>>74293357
>tfw you see a tim you don't have

>>74293221
Your mums vag

Lads if you do an MBA is that basically a guaranteed ticket to the corporate easy life?

When David Hasselhoff first visited his Welsh gf's family in their terraced house, they pulled up and David though the family owned the entire row of houses.

He simply couldn't believe that British people lived like this

>the absolute STATE of British housing

>>74293393
yeah when i was like 11 and had a stomach bug that had mostly subsided or so i thought

>>74293393
I did a squirty one once. Had to make excuses and go home.

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yes well firstly if the NEETs the bonuses the NEETs the bonuses IT'S DISGUSTING

and secondly if the DWP really cared about it they'd tax the NEETs the bonuses the 10 pounds

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>Kunyu Mountain Shaolin Martial Arts Academy is a traditional Shaolin Kung Fu school in China. We welcome foreign students who want to learn and train in traditional Shaolin martial arts. Kunyu Mountain Shaolin Martial Arts Academy is a legitimate Kung Fu training facility that has been authorized by Chinas Ministry of Education Sports Department and acknowledged by the local government.

>>74293267
buy a car then you mug

>>74293393
hasnt everyone at some point

>>74293357
I keep thinking about seeing the ol' doctor about my crippling depression.

But I dunno, why bother really? It's not like there's a cure.

someone keeps drinking my gin

>>74293393
ye, was at home though so no biggie

labour are gaining in the polls lads

already up to 31% which is what they got in 2015

you shouldn't read in bed you spaff

should only use use your bed for sleeping or fucking, if you spend anymore time in there for regular things you'll feel like a tired piece of shit all the time

>>74293425
I see he wasn't familiar with Wales.

absolutely braindead ancom shitter is still replying to me in the last thread. quite a laff

>>74293273
browse /biz/ and invest in what they tell you to
keep an eye on your profits/losses
put stop losses on your trades to ensure you don't lose too much money if a trade goes wrong but don't have weak hands and don't sell at the first sign of a dip

>>74293460
I will take fucking anything over tories

>>74293433
thats the thing with being a wagey - life only gets comfortable after like 10 years of slaving away as a wagey.

it really does my head in that the money i wish i could be using for a mortgage gets lost in rent, because at the moment a mortgage is unfeasible.

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>>74293127
do not, I repeat DO NOT do this. I fell for the /biz/ memes and now I owe money

>>74293446
Don't look at me mate I live on the other side of the world haha.

>>74293393
no, don't get how that happens

don't know where the brother gets the drive to work a job he hates 24/7.
our parents don't apply any pressure

Braindead bussiness fag replying to me still
HOWLING

>>74293460
They've still lost Scotland, they can't win without those jocks.

>>74293488
>thats the thing with being a wagey - life only gets comfortable after like 10 years of slaving away as a wagey.

no idea what this means, you cant afford a car?

>>74293492
christ alive
how did you manage to fuck up that badly, what coins did you try to go into?
yeah i should've given an addendum that you shouldn't try to trade cryptos if you're legitimately retarded

I have a mate who put $500 into Ethereum back in the day, now it's worth $47,000

Not that anyone should invest in crypto, that's stupid you may as well put your money in penny stocks or powerball.

>>74293503
diarrhea mostly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6tSUsB12QM

>multifamily real estate in America is pretty much terraced housing for Yanks
>The entire plot for Yanks costs about as much as a single terraced house in Britain

>>74293460
May thought the leave voters had all gone tory. Nah, we just hate the EU. Voted leave and will be voting Corbyn.

>>74293538
i value putting up with public transport, more than i do putting money into a car.

>>74293515
probably gets the drive from looking at you you pathetic leech

don't trust anyone on /biz/ as far as I can throw them

much safer to go somewhere like Reddit for financial advice because at least there's a loose system of accountability for bad advice

>>74293581
no he's older and has been doing it since before i was out of school

Desperately fighting the urge to go back to bed.

>>74293552
>Not that anyone should invest in crypto, that's stupid you may as well put your money in penny stocks or powerball.

>I can't do market research so lmao it's basically like just gambling
stay poor

>>74293563
Knew a yank guy in work who showed me his house from back home, he said he lived in a shit area and his old house was worth half what mine is but it was about 4x bigger.

Public transport is good in my lifestyle

>walk to the station ensures exercise
>standing on the train offsets sitting all day
>chance to read a book, while with driving you can't
>vastly reduced chance of getting into an accident
>much cheaper

HOWLING HE'S STOPPED REPLYING BIZ BTFO AGAIN.

>>74293563
This cunt's trying to sell me something.

>>74293616
So anon why didn't you put $50,000 into Ethereum when it was $5 a coin?

Or are you planning to 'day trade' it?

>>74293563
why would yanks make terraced housing when they have so much land?

>>74293632
This. Public transport is great. Helps that I'm fairly local to everything.

wouldn't want a car because I feel parking all the time would be a fucking hassle and big money sink

only thing I would want it for is when it's handy to arrive sooner to places, like going to the beach in the morning

no one has questioned me about what im doing with my life for MONTHS

>>74293670
i put a decent ammount in when it was about $0.80 per coin and then sold at $1.20 per coin which was a bad move. I've reinvested now though. Day trading with ETH is a bad choice atm cos you could easily fuck yourself with a bad trade
what point are you trying to make?

>shilling craptocoins
howling

this runt thinks /brit/ is dumb enough to fall for the pyramid scheme he fell for

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Go on, lads. Have a cheeky wank. Nothing bad will happen.

>>74293632
https://twitter.com/i/moments/858943560594235393
we are fucked
>inb4 leave now without paying
that will make us even more fucked

too scared to learn how to drive tb-h

>>74293724
already had my wank today
won't be trying it for a few more days at least

>>74293731
It's really easy. Driving Tests are a scam though.

HES BACK AGAIN LADS SCREECHING

>>74293731
this. I took 20 lessons and havent had one in a couple months. dont think ill bother

>>74293713
mate i don't care if you don't do it, someone just asked how to make money
by all means, stay poor. I literally don't care

>>74293762
who?

>>74293749
It's the UK, we don't have automatic gearboxes in here
>>74293731
Will be good m8. I passed my test first try after just 20h of lessons

>>74293670
>>74293711
whats it worth now? how long ago was it worth $1.20 and $5?

>>74293731
Driving's a piece of piss you fanny.

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>>74293727

>>74293731
same, i zone out too easily im sure ill cause an accident
also car vibrations make me sleepy

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My schedule as a productive member of society:

>wake up at 7:30
>have a hot shower and a hearty breakfast and a big coffee
>pull on my nice clothes which I buy regularly and donate to charity shops when I'm done with them to help the less fortunate
>cycle the 15 minutes to work, feeling the wind rush through my hair
>head into the office and chat with the colleagues, with whom I have a good relationship, about our fun-filled weekends and what we're planning to do in the day ahead
>have a chat with the boss, who has been a great mentor to me and who is grooming me for a senior management position when he retires early in the next few years to live in his French villa with his loving family
>do a few hours of interesting and challenging work while listening to music and audiobooks
>suddenly it's lunch time, and I'm reminded it's my turn to do the Pret run! I cycle into town and pick up everyone's hot, delicious lunches, trying my best not to look at the miserable souls queueing outside the dole office to sign on
>eat lunch with the colleages whilst engaging in genuinely funny banter with them
>do a couple of hours more work, then simply bunk off for the rest of the day, playing games on my phone, listening to music and posting on 4chan before it's time to go home
>cycle home and pick up some ingredients for a lovely romantic steak dinner from M&S, along with a nice bottle of wine
>get home and play FIFA for a while with the boys online, before the girlfriend comes over
>we watch a film on our Amazon Fire TV before cooking dinner together, having a long and satisfying sex session where I make her orgasm multiple times, before cuddling in bed and discussing our upcoming holiday and falling asleep together

my life as a NEET
>wake up
>get bus to the jobcentre
>lie to them about what i've done to look for jobs
>come home
>edge in front of the TV for 6 hours
>fall asleep with years in my eyes
>wake up the next day t do it all again

>>74293783
it's too dangerous and stressful

>>74293731
it's easy la'

play forza motorsport5/6 with clutch and manual and you'll get it straight away

BRITISH HOUSING WOOOOOOOOOO
SLAVING AWAY A £150,000 MORTGAGE FOR A TERRACED HOUSE SMALLER THAN MOST YANKS SHEDS WAHEYYYY

just received a black belt in kickboxing

>>74293778
that lad is still replying to me in the last thread and has no clue what he is talking about. very funny

>>74293724
Did earlier, was GOAT. Why is rimming so good lads? The qt was eating the lads arsehole so deep he was whimpering in pleasure.

>>74293813
So move to America then

>>74293780
worth about $60 a coin now
was worth $1 some time in 2015 I think but I can't remember, might have been early 2016. I don't think it will go up by 60x in value again though, and I doubt we will reach a point where 1 eth = 1 btc

>>74293833
I am

>>74293791
fantastic post

>>74293833
You'd have to live with yanks then though.

>>74293831
no u

>>74293727
howling

hate restaurants. love takeaway

>>74293731
I was the same but then I remembered how many women can drive. If they can do it, how hard can it be?

>>74293857
Don't think your neetbux savings will get you a greencard

do i
a) get a takeout for a tenner
b) fast for the rest of the day

>>74293711
It's a high-risk investment that requires substantial personal involvement.

I would rather put my manhours into something I can more easily control, while putting my investments into something long-term, like an index fund. It's not sexy but I'm happy with the 10% a year average.

>>74293908
takeout as long as its none of that ethnic shit

>>74293727
Don't really understand the mind set of people who think we have enough weight to boss the EU around.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE of brexiters devastated ass hore

>>74293905
Marrying a yank will, though. Which I am. Haha

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dad wants me to go outside and help him do DIY

>>74293930
britannia rules the waves

>>74293932
>A hard Brexit will destroy the eurozone

Ah yes.

doing a poo and a wank with my eyes closed imagining I'm getting the ol' blumpkin

>>74293963
This bash the EU

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>>74293932

>>74293959
tell him it's do-it-yourself, not do-it-ourselves haha
seriously though be grateful you have a father who wants something to do with you

>>74293959
DRAFTED

This is why I live alone and am very selective who I reply to vis-à-vis the old mobile.

>>74293923
that's fair enough, I would disagree about the bigger coins being "high risk" though, they have enough volume that any substantial overnight crash is pretty unlikely. different strokes though innit la x

>>74293972
show arsehole

>>74294014
Certainly is but I hope you go well anyway x

>>74294010
stop putting your dead dad on a petal stool

>>74294040
thank you, you too xxx

>>74293836
holy shit

Been reading entire thread, taking notes, Brits are interesting tbqh.

business idea: National Government between Tories, Labour and UKIP to get us through Brexit the same way there were multi-party coalitions during the two world wars

>>74294056
wish he was, might get something from him for once in his life

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>>74294019
alri

>>74293930
Because it's like the EU is a big guy and we're just a little guy (seriously, look at a map). And we were better off just letting the big guy bum us all day because who will let us suck their willy now? USA?

The above is a completely accurate metaphor btw.

As soon as brexit is complete Im gonna start a brand new campaign to rejoin the EU.

alri i've decided on the ol' takeout option then lads, thanks for the input x

bought a few hundred bitcoin a few years ago lads, they worth anything now? completely forgot, dunno if i remember how to get at my wallet thing

>>74293932
where do they come up with this shit? no deal hurts eu more? falling pound is good as uk is a net exporter?

absolutely laughable delusions

>>74294122
Britain should start it's own union. Oh wait, we have the Commonwealth. Nice one.

>>74294147
are you taking the piss lad

>>74293857
FOY

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>I'll be at my desk in 19 hours

>>74294122
quite a funny post la'

>>74294168
Holy shit
just checked
bahahahahahahaha

>>74294167
PAKIS IN EUROS OUT

Business Idea: Get all those posh lads to row the UK out into the Atlantic.

>>74294156
brexiters
>>74294167
ahh yea gonna do a great deals with all these wealthy african countries and powerful caribbean islands
I'm sorry, but canada and india already decided to do their business with the eu, so we can't have them.

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>>74294178

>>74294156
>falling pound is good as uk is a net exporter?
this is technically true but currency appreciating or depreciating both aren't only good or only bad

>>74293954
Nice one, how did you do it? Im gonna go america in the summer and want to convince a yank to marry me for a visa and then ditch em if they're ugly. Seems easier now gay marriage is legalised.

Why can't I just win the lottery, lads? I don't even need the jackpot. Just like, £300,000 or something.
I'd convert it to US Dollars, buy a nice home and live off the rest. Maybe get a part time job for pocket money to pay for food etc. My life would be set.

i just found out that yank bars close at 8pm. wtf.

>>74294167
>deport white christian europeans
>import more pakis
great idea lad

>>74294205
Oh shit I just realised that the USA has a deal with the EU! UK is FINISHED

>>74294215
uk is a large net importer lad, thats what i was getting at regarding delusions

>>74294205
america. trump loves the uk

>>74294216
Met online hehe

you give love a bad name

literally LITERALLY just realised i have roughly £350,000 in bitcoin
hope i can get into my wallet

>>74294224
my lotto plan would be to just buy a fairly big house with a gym and a nice kitchen and a nice study.

the rest of the money would be tied up in banks and investments, with a small amount to allow me to buy groceries nad pay bills.

Someone redpill me on drama schools

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>cant transfer course
>stuck doing a course i hate for the next two years
>stuck working in that field for the rest of my life

Guys, doesn't China trade with the EU? How can we survive if we can't even trade with China?

>>74294255
Jammy bastard.

>>74294255
pics of wallet balance and your wallet hash so we can confirm

>>74294224
youd live off 300k?

mangy cunt

>>74294255
you've got to be taking the piss
are you actually serious that you have hundreds of fucking bitcoin
can you send me one
1PsjEFUGi5XngkSNbcxkouZJpAx62WoztF

>>74294276
grow up you twat and just do it

wish dad would stop sinking so much money into his hobbies instead of leaving it for me when he dies

>>74294330
my 'rents are flying around the globe every other day.

>literal convicted nonce tries giving me advice
think i'll discard that

shall be browsing /brit/ until /cum/ picks up, nothing you lads can do about it either

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the gf

I see the old ARMAS ferry has recovered from that little accident with that harbour wall.
http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

I have no problem with the small housing we have. I just refuse to pay the ridiculous prices for it. Don't understand why so many people are so willing to slave away to pay so much money and getting barely anything in return.

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>>74294350
literally a midget

>>74294348
i respect leaf flags here

don't ruin it for them

reminder that 190kg literally nonced his niece

>>74294357
Actually, think it might be a different ferry now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnwPd_NM5Hw

>>74294324
>18 thumbs down

kek butthurt little englanders

>>74294350
fucked her in Haywards Heath once

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>>74294372
>lacock

Ah yes, it's a smug self-interested lefties insult and deride the very people they claim to care about for giving the middle finger to the establishment episode

>>74294376
>i respect leaf flags
grim

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/68kfx2/happy_international_workers_day/

hmmmm

>>74294428
first rule of /brit/: don't reply to tripcunts

>>74294428
your flag is literally the most intelligent post here, and by some margin

(excluding me)

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>>74294372
>Tfw she makes like 500k a year doing videos on youtube about fashion

Highlight the tripcode and "copy."
Go into [Settings] (top or bottom right of this page).
Expand "Filters & Post Hiding."
Check "Filter and Highlight..." and click [Edit].
Paste the tripcode into the "Pattern" field.
Check "Hide."

Congratulations, you just filtered a tripfag.

>>74294431
can i still celebrate if im a neet?

how do i into bitcoin mining

fucking hell i went out for like three hours, had sex, got all my shopping done, cooked a stew, came back here and you're STILL here sat on your arse doing fuck all. Sort it out anon

>>74294495
one step ahead of you

might clatter my housemate for stealing my gin

>>74294495
or just get 4chx

>>74294508
you can't mine reliably anymore. even with the best equipment you'll be making less that a penny a day

>>74294508
you're very late on that one, lad
bitcoin mining is a proper industry now, the people who still do it are huge chinese databanks. You'd make less than pennies per day

>>74294431
ah yes, the salt of the earth, hardworking, working class labourers of /r/unitedkingdom

>>74294540
NEED a way to make some money risk free doing very little

whats the new bitcoin mining

Am I gonna smoke my mate's leftover tab ends in that ashtray though? LOT of booze and ZERO baccy right now lads. Might do a tab roll.

can that lad who has 350 000 in bitcoin please send me one bitcoin, my address is
1PsjEFUGi5XngkSNbcxkouZJpAx62WoztF
please, we're mates x

>>74294479
You be a youtuber then. It's not that hard to record videos in your room

>>74294593
Get a fucking grip.

>>74294568
i'm thinking being a hotel receptionist might be a gr8 job if you're doing nightshifts

>don't do anything
>Get given a computer
>sit and 'tpost whilst you watch people bringing prozzies home

>>74294568
sucking dicks behind aldis

>>74294568
selling your sweet bp to english men
>>74294603
haha chill out spergo

>>74294604
already have a job lad, just looking to scam money off the internet some way

>>74294597
ah yes you just do something someone else did and got lucky doing.

>>74294638
There we are then, stop moaning about someone that got lucky

>>74294568
low risk = low return
high risk = high return

put aside some money in a high-risk mutual funds if you're still young. you're almost guarenteed profit in the long run in a mutual fund

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ah yes the so called 'dit
mad that some people here actively defend it

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Just doing my daily 15:07 exercises

>>74294684
nothing wrong with this

>>74294703
it's quite cringy lad

>>74294684
I've literally seen a guy on /pol/ promote "Fully Automated Luxury Communism."

Leftist politics is like watching a little kid do a Christmas list sometimes.

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the gf

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>>74294703
>>74294745
screaming
they don't like the groupthink being pointed out do they

>>74294731
me on the right in the picture on the right and me on the left in the picture on the left

Miss it getting dark early
Love going out for a walk when it's too dark for the normies to be scuttling about but it's too early for the drunks to be fighting & vomiting everywhere

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>Leftist politics is like watching a little kid do a Christmas list sometimes.

>choosing between starvation and a slave-tier job is ""voluntary""
ah yes... anfedoras...

>>74294781
oh lads we've set him off

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>boss gives me work to do from home
>spent bank holiday weekend working

really want to off myself lads. i'm stuck in this wageslave life and there's no real escape.

marxists: middle class students and NEETs roleplaying as the hard-working man since 1848

>>74294784
why this entire thread was every neet bragging how great their life is then?

remember when the working class screwed themselves over because they didn't like the rich people who were advocating to lose some of their own wealth to help the working class?

good banter that

push day today
3x10 weighted dips
3x15 Dumbbell bench press
3x10 dumbbell overhead press

r8

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any rad-centre man in

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>weighted dips

>>74294841
Hippy.

>>74294841
good to see all radcens are slightly left-libertarian

>>74294834
champagne socialist in action

>>74294834
>the rich people who were advocating to lose some of their own wealth to help the working class?
haha no, funnily enough i don't remember that because it literally never happens you daft cunt

bizarre how lefties lurch between loving international financiers and shouting "eat the rich"

haha oh my days may think god save the queen be about her

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doin a think

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>champagne socialist in action

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>>74294841
one-nation conservative master race

>>74294866
vintage meme

>>74294896
it's actually about thatcher

>>74294874
special brew conservative in action

>>74294888
so wait are the lefties upper middle class posh cunts or not?

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>special brew conservative in action

>>74294906
Jesus fucking Christ. People should treat you the same whether you're dressed in a halloween costume or not?

NO

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WEAR

Fuck me, are these people ever gonna see the light?

>>74294962
a lot of them are in this country, yeah
nothing i said disagrees with that haha x

74294906
do you honestly think i'd be reading a single nanopixel of this absolute nonsense

>>74294962
students and NEETs are not part of the upper class sweaty :)

>>74294987
>it literally never happens
why do they vote for the higher taxes party then?

*throws the left some breadcrumbs*

*decides the leftist agenda for the next decade*

reckon if i was a girl I'd have been good looking
all my cousins are good looking, my mam was always called a milf
and heres me. borderline ugly male

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You arrive in the northern powerhouse

>>74294963
I dunno the laws but I saw a lot of it when I worked in a computer repair shop

who here /benzoBolshevik/

think a military intervention in korea is inevitable now ngl

>>74294995
>upper class
>upper middle class
ummm...

>>74295019
idiot
all actually rich people avoid taxes like the plague, they just want other people to pay more

>wageslaving
>no plans for family because i can't attract any girls because i don't go out because i don't have friends and affording a house where i work is improbably
>earn money literally so that i can rent a place and survive in order to work
>life revolves around work

honeslty should i just off myself.

>>74294837
is that it?

dont come to weston-super-mare if you dont want your jaw vaporised

>>74295019
the financiers vote for whatever makes it easier for them to do international business. The middle classes vote for those parties because they think they're helping the working classes whereas actually more often than not they're just depressing their wages or wholesale exporting their jobs to other countries. Conservatives and labour are as bad as eachother for this

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Heathrow is on fire!

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>>74295030

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hmmmmmm


yes

>>74295077
yeah i don't have much equipment and that volume is quite a lot
what would you suggest adding la? I've only got dumbbells and a dipping station available to me at the moment x

>>74295104
Good, sick of planes

>>74295066
get a job somewhere cheaper to live

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90% of /brit/ is middle class

>>74295141
>implying there's ANY difference between working and underclass

>>74295104
Heathrow is on fire
your tourists are terrified
Heathrow is on fire
your tourists are terrified
nananananananananana

>>74295104
nah it's not

>>74295141
there is almost no such thing as a middle class anymore
the working class have had their standard of living raised to the point where they think they are middle class

>>74295110
Me on the right, virgin walking

>>74295147
>gif
fuck off

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>>74295104
>JF
OUT

>>74295122
the whole point of centrist parties is to have policies that are attractive to almost everyone
they then do whatever they want once in power

>>74295122
link to test x
>>74295141
i'm third cousin of the princess of monaco

>>74295141
me on the far right

>>74295161
*retweets this @ all me lad mates*

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>>74295030
from whermst the pic was taken

>>74295122
link?

>>74295160
there is

>>74295140
sort of stuck

most of the jobs i'm best qualified for are in london.

>>74295208
>>74295193
https://www.crowdpac.co.uk/political-matchmaker

>>74295122

Link?

>>74295204
Can see myself chilling out in The Place.

honestly most people who describe themselves as middle class are cunts

>>74295204
don't care

>>74295255
>>74295255
>>74295255

nu fred

>>74295128
chest supported rows
tricep kickback
incline bench press
lat raises
overhead tricep raise