/brit/

my neighbour is called rajeesh. My landlord is called ahmed. and my son is called amir (wife's choice). this is the modern britain we live in. won't listen to hate filled rubbish.

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cara

rev up dat mf leaf blower

>>74274658
yep..a bit too late for that brexit thingy (never gonna happen btw).

>>74274738
halal 2bh

>>74274693

Ahh yess the "tolerant" right

ONLY advantage of having an alcoholic mum is the endless supply of gin in the house

Should send me back to the human-factory and tighten the bolts on the ol' gasket. Then I'll function properly.

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Want to get naked with a girl lads

>>74274744
OI I FRICKING CANCELLED IT MOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

can't wait for Anthony Joshua to be exposed for being a cunt.

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>>74274744
its too late to post this


2bh

>>74274744

Epic fail

since summer 2016 /brit/ has been filled with reddit liberal uni students

no longer comfy, filled with mindless politics

used to be a nice place to come to

>>74274744
wew..she just played out a whole freaking story in that scene

amaze!

TAKBIR

>>74274815
more like summer 2014

lads what do tits feel like

doing a poo lads AMA

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkIUnRRH6l4

i post here often, i like the poo posts, tim posts, and some others. but honestly cant believe some of you believe all this /pol/ hate filled nonsense. race isn't very important at all, I know people of all races i like and dont like.

>>74274815
this

it's rare to come to /brit/ without constant politics shitting going on

>>74274815
this, should be allowed to call anyone a paki cunt whenever i want

>>74274843
like
>>74274844

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I think about life and I think about death
And neither one particularly appeals to me

hairline's receded a touch on the right but not on the left

>>74274853
nobody actually believes any of that rubbish here mate it's all larping as nazi twats

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>>74274815

Fuck off back to your reddit 2.0 safe space. This is a socialist general now

i've been here since 2013. ie longer than most of you runts

ask a /brit/ veteran anything. or just bask in my superior presence

>>74274853
it's a small but vocal minority who say those kind of things here. probably 80% doesnt agree at all with idiots who spam "sheed" etc

>>74274894
what's your political ideology

my experience on JSA: by someone who has a masters degree from oxbridge

>Daily attendance: This was coming in for 5 minutes every week day to be handed a piece of paper with a random selection of jobs on it
>Workfare: this was constant attempts to get me to do unpaid work 'experience', which they conveniently forgot to mention was volunteering including voluntary door-to-door sales, weird "research" with the local government and poundland
>National Careers Service: This was some paid government guy who came in and told me i should delete my education off my CV and instead invent a story about caring for a disabled relative for 4 years
>Advice: This was them telling me not to make basic spelling/formatting on my CV whilst encouraging me regularly that my education was probably not going to help me get a job
>sign on: I was applying for 3-4 jobs a day (which required online assessments and longer cover letters), and I showed them this, but they said i need to apply for more supermarkets (which i did and never got any responses from even after dumbing down my cv)
>job interview: this was when i got an interview for my current job, that clashed with my sign on, and despite trying to warn them in advance, them not changing it - causing me to lose benefit for attending a job interview

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>Fuck off back to your reddit 2.0 safe space. This is a socialist general now

>>74274894
I've been here since /anglo/

why do neets care so much about politics

Hello Niggers

communism is such a laughable ideology that only the most cretinous troglodytes believe in

>>74274815
OP here
been here since '13
don't browse reddit never attended uni

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This explains everything you need to know about everything ever. Reckon I'm in that grey area off to the far left. The malcontent, malformed and maladjusted.

>>74274894
i've been here for the longest it's pretty much basic knowledge la'

>>74274917
THIS. all the "paki" name calling isnt representative of /brit/ at all

>>74274964
how long, then?

only thing i hate more than communists is atheists

>>74274815
could say the same about the entire site really lad

>>74274974
if you don't know you're new

who here /christian leftist/

Hello lads, communist atheist here

who here /jewish nazi/

>>74274815
ha that's when I started posting

you should consider leaving

>>74274997
never saw you in 2013 mate

>>74274987
I'm an atheist

Not a fan of communism though

>>74274964
you havent you mong
the animeshitters have been here longer but I think they've bailed too

who here /zoroastrian centrist/

anime mentioned

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Face it, he was the best Prime Minister we never had.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42a_1493579019

me and my daughter

Not a fan of politics. It's like ants arguing in an ant colony to me.

>>74274974
>>74275037
>>74275049
stop

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>>74275065

>>74275037
Agreed, he was post-craven

>>74274964
I remember when you turned up and everyone told you to fuck off back to /sp/ you retarded faggot. Remember Zoe? He was an autistic, attention seeking /sp/ reject but he managed to get one or two people to like him. You literally haven't managed to make a single friend and you've been here far longer than he was you sad cunt.

>>74275101
don't think so, sunshine

if you haven't spoken to craven then you are a reddit newshitter that doesn't belong here

>>74274987
both me

stop replying to it

dafuq is craven?

I'm new and I'm not going anywhere

Been on /brit/ since 2006 when it was just Nigel and me over the wireless

'course Nige is dead now so it's just me and you lo now.

Miss Nige

>>74275087
don't spark up my wanderlust anon
>tfw hmpo never returned my birth certificate
>never contacted me about my form either

>>74275138
this

most the runts here weren't even born yet when he was around

Even cuba is beginning to go back to capitalism

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/a7038453c4234c1eb3bb026a355245d4/cuba-legalize-small-and-medium-sized-private-businesses
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/cuba-capitalism-economy-entrepreneur-socialist-communist-1.3509852

can't make this shit up. mcdonald's in havana soon

Jewish Anarcho-Capitalist reporting in

>>74274920
Job centre is a scummy place tbqh

When I was on JSA I went in and gave the guard a nod and said "signing mate" to which he replied "go on up" then I'd sit on some uncomfortable chairs with some other "people" - usually chavs, single mums, weird autistic cunts - I'd wait until I heard my name called and I would surface from said uncomfortable chair and make my way over to the sign on person. I'd greet them with a "Hello" to which they replied "Hello, how are you?" I'd reply "Fine thanks" to then they would say "So how are you getting on? job search? interview?" I'd say "Its all going great [fabricated late] hopefully I get something soon, to which they'd reply "That's great, let me check your activity log." then I'd wait 1-2 minutes while they scroll up and down mindlessly before saying "Ok, that's fine, see you again in two weeks" to then i'd end with "Thanks, goodbye"

This was every appointment for like 3 months. Never changed.

craven?

simpsonswave mentioned

I have an idea for a musical. It's about a malcontent, malformed, maladjusted young man who just sort of drifts through life and he dies at the end. I'll put a shoutout to /int/ in the script when I'm writing it. Don't be surprised when you guys show up in an award-winning Broadway production.

>>74275165
RIP Nige

>>74274956
ah yes, noted cretins such as Albert Einstein, Bertrand Russell, and Noam Chomsky

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trying to find news on that muzzie chimpout that happened in Denmark people mentioned last thread

be more surprised if it didn't happen

remember fat cam?

a-anyone?

>jsa

just get a fucking temp job

What ever happened to Sir Dumfries?

Radical Anarcho-Zionist checking in

porridge lad

>>74275242
labour zionism was pretty cool. was big until the 1970s

SMACK CAM

*hits you in the face*

Imagine if Phil The Power Taylor became a quarterback, would easily be the goat

>>74275226
Aka lower case

Apathetic Anti-Natalist

Durr just get a job

don't remember a fricking thing of the past few years on /brit/ because they were all /shit/

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VOTE
LABOUR

>>74275190
lucky
i had to go in everyday of the week at random times, just to literally receive a print out of indeed.com, or else face sanction. weirdest part of that was that the other people who had to come along to that, all seemed to think it was fair enough (they didnt see it was just a ploy to get people sanctioned).

plus i had actual conversations like getting told off for not applying for supermarkets. being told my university degree was worthless and should be deleted from my cv. having to attend CV sessions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM49MJH3uXk

A E S T H I C

>>74274965
paki cunt

>>74275264
labour zionism is pretty much just national socialism

guarantee this crypto mong is the one with the pint glass gimmick

RESPECT CAM

*Walks past you without bothering you*

>maisiebro
>york uni library
>craven getting stuck on a bus
>who /porridge/ here
>autistic mandatory strawpoll lad
>fat cam caving my face with his big meaty claws
>autistic meet up

2013-2014 was the kino years

/brit/ is full of normie cunts now

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look at this dutch cuck's obsession
now I know why he likes her so much

>>74275307
see this is what I mean. only 1 poster responded like that, it's a small clique on /brit/ that are hate filled

Funny how leftists turned on Israel as soon as they stopped electing the Israeli Labor party.
Shows just how transparent their beliefs are.

>>74275303
can't believe my gimmick has gained this much popularity lmoa

>>74275285
Not literally though. Anti-natalism couldn't actually work. I just feel like it should work when I'm particularly depressed.

It's not a literal political beliefs. It's more a wild fantasy that makes me feel alright when I'm having a crummy day.

>>74275340
>that trashy 12 year old tier tattoo
why

need a bf, seriously

>>74275340
she's a lesser so can't get blacked

>the 2014 newcastle meetup

now that was a fun time

i was in year 11 when that happened haha

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*pulls into /brit/*
howdy pardners

>>74275389
bit gay

>>74275304
Would off myself if i had to do that.

I remember I overheard some poor lad get threatened he would be signing on everyday because he was a long term signer. She said he'd be signing on everyday and would have to job search in the job centre for multiple hours and if he missed one he'd get sanctioned.

Felt sorry for the lad tbqh, but I guess its one way to get someone to literally take any job than do that.

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>>74275226

>>74275344
not really, Zionism has always been opposed on the left since the Six Day War at the latest. even before that it was shunned by the Jewish Bund

>australia has a labor party

>new zealand has a labour party

makes you think

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the upcoming election between May and Corbyn is like a political manifestation of the bollockbusting gimmick

>>74275401
OY VEY ITS ANUVA BENGHAZI

I can't think of a single stretch of this planet that doesn't deserve a good nuking.

who /porridge/ here

>>74275422
Australians are basically Americans. They even drive V8 pick up trucks and wear silly hats.

>>74275443
My house

extremely sun burnt. so painful

>>74275443
wales

>>74275417
haha remember this photo being taken at the /brit/ meetup

>>74275443
Even the sea. Actually, especially the sea. Fucking marine life.

sometimes, life seems like shite, then i go down 't pub n ave a good pint and things seem to work out just fine

luvagud pint me

might do a 'leep

>>74275478
guarantee i love pints more than you, kid

>>74275467
poorest shithole in the uk

>>74275471
engorged cameron

took an extremely though-provoking picture of my hairy arse crack, cock and bollocks

>>74275413
was a bit stupid for me though. I was clearly looking for jobs, and gave them ample evidence.

The thing is I am overqualified to work in a shop, and the shopkeepers themselves told me that.

So for them it would have bene better just to pay me my benefit and let me get a job. In the end i managed to get 2 job offers, but in my job search having to interrupt my Cover letter writing and doing online assessments and preparing for assessment centres, to go to the job centre, arguably only hindered me.

>>74275304
>they didnt see it was just a ploy to get people sanctioned
tfw family/friends would condescend to me because it wasn't really "hard work" despite the entire exercise being unnecessary futile bullshit. and every minor slip-up, regardless of any effort i'd make to try and contact hmrc or the centre to get the problems fixed, would result in some sanction i wouldn't even find out about for another few months.
eventually just quit going, ignored every call and letter they sent to me. found work a few months later, and earned 5x the pittance i was getting from jsa
have since lost the job but i've saved almost everything i'd made, and i'd only recently received notification saying i'd been sanction a few thousand £ for not responding for months (and then I was taken off the system). should ensure i never go back to that life of depressing drudgery even if i wanted to

>>74275511
please post it

Would you climb everest for a hundred grand?

having a late night meal of pie, tenderstem broc, asparagus and gravy.

literally no difference between "muh russia" and "muh benghazi". same shit, different party

>>74275525
yeah sure

>>74275504
very much doubt that, mate!

>>74275525
haggle for half now half later and run away with 50,000

>>74275535
woah...
so woke...

>>74275507
Wales is probably the only place in the UK over the past 100 years that never did anything bad to anyone.

Very peaceful.

Honestly, Wales is more a fanciful notion than a country. Sort of like my anti-Natalism bit. It's a funny thought, but it couldn't actually work.

>>74275535
It's over, she lost.

love
>pints
>girls with fat chebs
>the smell of vanilla
>a good coffee

hate
>pakis
>special need lads
>gays

trump 2020? can actually imagine the mongs voting for him again
wonder who the dem'll be

>>74275535
trumpets have yet to conclusively lay out the accusations against clinton . it's all gimmicks and hearsay

I hear dogs barking

>>74275565
Wales is a nation but not a state

>>74275583
yeh

>>74275565
Wales seems like a good idea on paper, but always fails at the stage of implementation

unironically think pakis shouldn't have rights in western countries. they are guests here and need to realize that

>>74275592
based radical centrist Bloomberg will run third party and trash both parties

difference between regardless and irregardless?

>>74275609
Wales is a fantasy dreamt by Englanders to make Britain more entertaining.

Swedish is a peng language

>>74275583
why you hanging out ina place mainly populated with special needs kids then mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDW2NKc6JKU

oooooooOOOOOHHHH

>>74275630
Irregardless isn't a real word

>>74275592
Jason Kander

>>74275650
*dead language

>>74275592
all they need to do is use someone with celebrity charm who can claim definitively that they will change everything. it worked for all other successful presidents despite the fact that none of the previous ones changed shit

Anyone have the pasta of fatcams day at work?

>>74275702
yeh

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The past
inside
the presenT

Hi anyone else here a hard core communist atheist like me? thanks comrades

A nation is a large group or collective of people with common characteristics attributed to them — including language, traditions, customs, habits, and ethnicity.

A sovereign state is, in international law, a nonphysical juridical entity that is represented by one centralised government that has sovereignty over a geographic area.

A country is a region that is identified as a distinct national entity in political geography. A country may be an independent sovereign state or one that is occupied by another state, as a non-sovereign or formerly sovereign political division, or a geographic region associated with sets of previously independent or differently associated people with distinct political characteristics.

>>74275720
dont care

love a bit of Bauhaus architecture lads

>>74275733
need you out of business sunshine

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Who here /langfocus/? A good night usually starts with a spot of Paul's awkward voice.

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now this had me going hmmmm

>>74275733
A. England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland
B. UK post-Brexit and pre-EU
C. UK within the EU

bolton got promoted

>>74275723
moderate pagan hoxhaist here

>>74275666
gonna be heading home for the summer lad, you're gonna miss my flag i reckon

*sparks up a silk cut purple*

Which was the best doxxing in /brit/ history: Mark Davis of Matthew Ludford?

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alri lads

>>74275809
How was Japan unaffected by the 2008 recession?

>>74274693
The funny thing is that João Goulart (Jango) wasn't a communist, just wanted to be neutral during the Cold War and make agrarian reform.

>>74275809
yeah but its only cause they have a government and aren't literally anarcho-capitalists so its basically because of communism

>>74275839
finding out Ludford ran as a UKIP councillor is one of the most brilliant small gems I've ever seen on /brit/

>>74275810
embarrassing yourself

if the countries of the EU weren't sovereign, they'd have a federal European government and a president like america

Why do working class people hate gays so much?

watching videos of Tommy Robinson confront muslim nonces outside court. what a based lad.

also saw one of him confront someone irl who said Tommy should get murdered.

You can put Anarcho- in front of anything and it becomes Anti-Natalist, watch: Anarcho-Conservatism. Anarcho-Establishmentarianism. Anarcho-Statism.

>>74275879
you need to have kids to get child benefits
benders can't do that

>>74275883
hes jewish

>>74275846
Its economy was already in the shitter

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Who here /loose/

>>74275878
if the EU countries were sovereign, why does Article 50 (the GTFO article) require the signature/approval of all nations of the EU?

>>74275888
Fuck! I meant it becomes anti-establishment. An entire post ruined by spell heck.

>>74275839
definitely ludders
there wasn't much to say about marky mark except that he got a degree in the tuba

>>74275898
Fake news

>>74275879
because gays = lower fertility rates which eventually results in a need for foreign workers who end up driving down wages because of saturation

probs

>>74275846
there's a little bump inwards. japan is usually relatively stable in recessions

>>74275883
Does he confront white nonces as well? Or is noncing only bad when a brown person does it

>>74275900
....Splits Selfie.....

had steak for dindins
with bernaise and crab

a feast fit for royalty

>>74275827
where to?
do NOT say ontario

>>74275917
It doesn't

>>74275917
because by that route you're leaving on agreeable terms. We don't have to.

>>74275934
I have a very hard time believing your average working class bloke puts that much thought into it.

It's probably more like "Cos it's fukken gay innit"

>>74275943
oh those poor discriminated brown nonces

I bet I could learn Spanish pretty quickly if I were immersed in it

3,1,2
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493449862371.webm

>>74275943
are there widespread and organised white paedophile gangs that were given a free pass by the left-wing authorities for decades?

>>74275943
a larger percent of pakis in britain are nonces as compared to whites
you can't blame them though, it's literally what their religion teaches

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>>74275883

>>74275970
meant to say going to work i guess, I only lived in Ontario up until High School

getting dat assembly plant money then coming back to uni

If /brit/ were a bar, I'd be the guy balancing peanuts on his nose but is actually very boring but that's his one gimmick so he isn't a total buzzkill. Wahey, look at me *does stupid trick*.

>>74275992
Yeah probably lol

anyone have that link to that dutch who killed himself and liveblogged about it on wizchan

one of you canadian lads posted it

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>>74276016

tfw life is pretty depressing.

>>74276047
yeh

>>74276025
fake tweet

>>74276016
ye because they ran the place while doing it

>>74276025
fake news

>>74276047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CXD8PK6Djc

>>74276052
yeh

going to do a wank

Imagine the panic of knowing you've been doxxed, that a dozen autists are frantically scouring all your social media profiles for pictures and information on you that, knowing that you're going to be a joke on your favourite general for years, literally every single day seeing a picture of yourself posted and people taking the piss out of you.

Must have been even worse for Ludders because if someone had gone to his company and told them he was posting pictures of people's CVs on 4chan and making fun of them he could have been in deep trouble. Bet he was shitting himself for months waiting for a call from his manager.

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>>74276016
yeah they're in the media and the government

>>74275879
we don't
that's a middle class projection

>>74276043
> that crypto-retard is painful to talk to, but he always does that funny peanut trick and drinks his pints really fast like he has somewhere else to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVSQVn97es
best dg song

>>74276086
yeh

>>74275873
kek really

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>>74276051
>>74276070
>>74276092
not quite on the same scale 2bh

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thoughts lads

>>74276016
three letters
b
b
c

>>74275684
what did they spend their time doing? every president does something, morons like most yanks just complain that the current president isn't in their local village hall handing out free jobs

>>74276124
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_City_Council_election,_2015

Finished second last, behind the fucking Greens

What do you lads think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oNgrj8sr4g

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>>74276124

Really like Perfume Genius lads x

gf won't have sex with me when i want her to
what do?

>>74275883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGrmNK9sDS8
at least niggers have the gall to keep up their act even outside of their packs

>>74276220
>576 runts voted for matty

>>74276220
I don't know anything about Ladywood but I think it's safe to assume anywhere that votes over 50% Labour is an utter shit hole.

Imagine that, out of a room of runts I'd clock in the runtiest. The lowest low in the bell curve. At a patheticness convention, I'd win the blue ribbon. I'd be known as "crypto-retard, a retard among retards", "mong of mongs", "king of cringe", "the ultimate sperg".

>>74276248
have sex with her anyway, as a woman her opinions are only suggestions at best

>>74276248
Get her horny first

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>David Cameron and Boris Johnson are cousins

WEW
E
W

Is the entire elite just one big family?

>>74276248
lick her out

Are there any stats on how often the pakis commit rapes versus how often native white Brits commit rapes

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>>74276187
>>74276220
Just imagining him canvassing for votes in Ladywood with his trenchcoat and sunglasses on, knocking on pakis' doors with his heart pounding and handing them leaflets

>>74276261
Polling station must have been next to a few retirement homes and job centres.

>>74276191
could easily be fake.

Just been awarded the iron cross lads

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>>74274693
>yank flag in corner
yeah no thanks mate

*inspects your willy*

national bolshevism

>>74276288
walks away from the door, headphones in, kpop pounding his ear drums

>>74276284
Are you allowed near a seat of power in this country if you aren't related to royalty by some obscure line?

A good kicking is what my head needs. A terminal dosage of trauma to the cranium.

>>74276126
>he thinks the extent of government/media masonic noncery is known

paki rape gangs are the tip of the ice berg

lets go to where the rainbow ends.

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What did you just say about my gf?

Funny how Matt is a pretty accurate representation of /brit/
>arrogant without reason
>slightly autistic
>probable virgin
>racist, supports UKIP
>works in a call centre
>into Asian women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>74276262
Covers probably the worst inner city areas in brum, doubt ludders lives there himself?

>>>/pol/123546307

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Amiugly?

instinctively ignore any and all leaf posts

>>74276348
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

>>>/pol/123456789

I walk past a big stone every morning, and I imagine how much of a release it would be to split my head open on it. Would hurt like shit, but it would sort me out.

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>>74276358
hard to generalise /brit/ really

the only thing you can really say about all /brit/ posters is that we're all runts

>>74276374
You can just tell she thinks she's one of the hot girls who post on there for attention and I bet she got slaughtered

>>74276374
Is that a bloke or a girl?

>>74276374
looks like an alien lmao

>>74276374
cool moustache dude

still have the pic somewhere, i'm fairly sure it was "judford"
would crease if the wrong matty had been doxed the whole time

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>>74276348

Where's Polaboo?

>>74276400
wish you fucking retards would stop obsessing over these people

stop giving them attention, and it's not funny

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>>74276425
Ol' Ludders mentioned

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Really lonely lads
Going a bit mad from it 2bh

>>74276438
out noncing

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Umm what did you call my gf??

>climate change is an immediate global crisis but it's not okay to switch to nuclear right away and eventually phase it out for renewables
>instead we're just gonna keep burning coal and gas while we waste time building a few windmills and solar panels because having to bury a little radioactive waste is still worse than all the stuff we say will happen
really greases the gears

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anyone had any brushes with the paki rape gangs in their lives

had one. Walking home from a party late at night when i was like 16. this middle class girl was walking home too in the same direction

she turns left, me and my m8 turn right. car pulls up to her, 2 pakis in it. they ask her how much how much? she says 'leave me alone' they spit at her and drive off.

>mfw watching this

How to Kill a Mockingbird? How to Kill Me. That's the book I need to read.

>>74276400
It literally describes Matt, pakipoo, Lisicki and Thailad pretty well, except Thailad doesn't work in a call centre he has some other runty expat job

>>74276457
Shut up Matt

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is this picture a common sight?

>>74276468
looks like the kind of bloke who'd let me say whatever i wanted to her

>>74276457
Alri ludders, is the call centre still open on bank holidays?

>>74276486
Lmao paki rape gangs

They're not real, right?

>>74276500
that cunt literally looks like a fucking pig

look at her snout
OINK OINK

I bet she lost her virginity before she was 12.

anyone here without foreskin

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>>74272787
>>74272787

- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - message sent 29 April 2017 also

>>74276500
leave it out m8

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Getting a lil tipsy off this wine lads

Haha wew

>>74276462
Same haha

Don't do drugs. If I seem like a druggie it's because what drugs does to people's brains is how my brain is normally.

>>74276551
naa lad jews didn't get me

>>74276595
me too, i managed to open my third eye recently when i boofed a line of lsd and took mushrooms in pill form. aint been the same since, i can see thru humans and into their souls dude

just gave some irish runt a merc badge
he looked chuffed ngl