Crossrail edition
maisie
prefer this edition but rules is rules
this is the real thread
wagecucks btfo
howling at the ancap aussie in the last thread
what's with this neurotic leaf self diagnosing himself with brain damage
>>74272904
autism speaks
Hello...
>>74273587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCuK5eRD6as
better thread
communism is such a laughably shit ideology that only the most cretinous troglodytes believe in
Ritsu
any1 here a hardcore atheist like me?
>>74275631
yes, i f*cking love science
ello
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!
what a fucking autist
anyone had any brushes with the paki rape gangs in their lives
had one. Walking home from a party late at night when i was like 16. this middle class girl was walking home too in the same direction
she turns left, me and my m8 turn right. car pulls up to her, 2 pakis in it. they ask her how much how much? she says 'leave me alone' they spit at her and drive off.
What a terrible thread
>train autist
>desperate to get people to use his thread
make the next new thread at 250 posts
Can someone make a new thread and we all go there just to watch him sperg out haha
Don't do drugs. If I seem like a druggie it's because what drugs does to people's brains is how my brain is normally. Hahaha.
Need my willy sucked by a man who is feminine
trains?
>>74276625
>>74276608
I am Op
I dont care about the thread, a thousand people have been sperging on behalf of me
>>74276625
It has to be a brit otherwise he'll cry so hard everyone else will come back here just to shut him up
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY BIPEDS WHO IDENTIFY AS LAAAAAAAAADIEEEEEEEEEEEES
wait
how did matthew judfords name change to matthew ludford
it hurts when I pull my foreskin back
*ground shakes*
*sound of gunshots and horses whinnieing in the distance*
Lads... they're here
>>74276698
maybe /brit/ is slightly retarded
>>74276646
>>74276698
Judford isn't a name
It's definitely Ludford
alri lads
>>74276706
my instinctus primus is to shoot yanks
>>74276705
Med student here.
Any discolouration or just general tightness?
>>74276646
We should tell Alexander Williams
>*wallows in depression*
It's going to be a long night.
>>74276566
stare at this then
>>74276747
it is slight phimosis im pretty sure. tight ring and that
How do I excise these demons? There must be a better way to live than this. God please kill me.
>>74276629
me too, i managed to open my third eye recently when i boofed a line of lsd and took mushrooms in pill form. aint been the same since, i can see thru humans and into their souls dude
>>74276698
his user name is matthew.ludford
under that lighting it looks like matthewJudford
>you just gotta be more confident bro
need an exorcism
>>74276796
You've 1 of 2 options really.
>Get a steroidal cream, apply around your glans and foreskin and stretch it daily for around a month.
>Circumcision.
Just moisturised :3
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/17/the-question-isnt-if-female-ejaculation-is-real-its-why-you-dont-trust-women-to-tell-you
ah yes, legitimate journalism
Just read about the Rotherham rape ring and it turned me into a Rorke. Pakis OUT
how do i do nofap
reviving this forgotten gimmick
>>74276866
irrelevant
female ejaculation is banned in porn
>>74276909
Only in the UK
>>74276869
wasnt just confined to Rotherham either.
guessed who suppressed it. thats right, lefties.
>>74276850
not mutilating my dick. and I don't have a prescription for strong enough cream to make any difference. going to stick to just stretching in the shower
thoughts on crossrail?
Confidence is all in the lower-back, and a bit in the pelvis.
>>74276934
Absolutely DESPISE the left
>>74276934
Wtf i hate lefties now?!???!!!
Looked at pictures of tripe and now I've got the willies and can't sleep
tfw you are basically in with the leggy waitress, but Dumbledore makes you teleport to Slughorn's house to chat him up instead
>>74276909
>>74276924
in aus
*comes into the thread and without a word unleashes my THUNDEROUS right hook at everyone here just for a moment of peace and quiet*
not a fan
>>74276988
OH FUCK
JANNY
HELP
hate being depressed
its not fair
>>74276869
rotherham, you say?
here, have this outdated list
>>74276983
Whaoh man, I said I was suicidal, but not that suicidal. Put that human-tenderiser away.
>>74276947
The first time I was drunk was at The White Hart by Liverpool Street Station
>>74276896
you dont
I am not having a good time in club, pls wish me luck xx
looked at pictures of willies and now i've got tripe and can't sleep
>>74277021
tell me more
>>74276983
*breaks your hand with my skull*
>>74276936
The skin tightens due to a lack of moisture mainly but there are other factors.
Try stretching it will bio-oil. How long has it been like that? Is it only in the past few months?
>>74277004
What's the deal with the rayguns gimmick
Also, what is the solution to the Paki Question (PQ)?
>>74277050
I was 18
It was my first time in Europe
I was scared
I've never used coins to pay for things and the barman was obviously annoyed I couldn't count them out
Do you think Tim brought the pictures of Amer and Kev with him to his new flat?
*gets schwifty*
>>74277093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OzGfIDLQ
^ this guy
>>74276947
whats the point? Wont take me anywhere I wanna go
what a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkXYjy6sZ2A
>>74277089
Hey, Dr. Anon, is there a cure for depression? Vitamin D? Sunshine? Fulfilment? A good wank?
need an effective muzzling
>>74277118
this guy got ridiculed and vilified by the left for saying those things.
turns out he was right all along. the left are sickening.
>>74277107
probably had them framed
>>74277107
What do the stuffed animals represent
>>74277077
*OBLITERATES your skull with a VICOFEROUS TRANSCENDENT right hook*
*Initiates the Chad Stride*
>>74277153
The family he left behind when he went mental
>>74277089
Excuse me Doc, my willy is a slightly different color on the base of the shaft than it is near the tip, and the glans has become highly keratinized. Diagnosis???
>>74277107
horrible onerous cretinous slug of a creature with with the DPD
if he thinks he's a big guy, he's not a big guy he's a little girly post and they need, the doctors need to instead of messing me around they need to look inside his head and mess him around
he needs to be shot and thrown down a well
>>74277107
WHOEVER IS MARKUS HAUSEN PLEASE STOP CONTACTING TIM. HE IS MENTALLY ILL AND DOESNT UNDERSTAND MEMES
what do you think giving tim a rimjob would be like?
Post absolute random anons you recognise:
Canada that posts post-hardcore occasionally.
>>74277147
actually rewatching this i can clearly make out what he says
i'm now definitely having a postulate
>>74277137
bit gay
my... left hook is... throbbing...
>>74277222
it would be pretty gay
>he's here and he recognizes me
>>74277223
>190cm
Is that the collective amount of dick you've put into underage girls?
>>74277141
Literally all of the above. Most docs would recommend SSRIs, MAOIs etc. Personally I wouldn't go down the anti-depressant route at all. Try find the route cause and mend it there. Get a hobby, and work on perfecting it.
We all get a little sad from time to time, if you feel like you might take up a level - talk to the samaritans.
>>74277222
I'd imagine his arse crack is slathered with bio oil.
>>74277222
oily
>>74277218
wew lad
>>74276862
*touches you*
>>74277176
pissed myself laughing at this, could do with the head angle being angled up and not straight though
>>74277218
its Marcus sweaty x
>Mateusz Pawlikowski, 22, and Piotr Czak-Zukowski, 28, approached one of the worshippers from the Al-Rahman Mosque, swore at him and threw a rasher of bacon towards him before throwing more rashers onto the floor of the prayer room.
>The men, who are both Polish, left the mosque in Camden, North London and the police were called.
>They had both been drinking at an Oktoberfest event in Canary Wharf before they travelled to the mosque.
Which Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?
>>74277335
>>74277190
You could be masturbating too hard and are bruising/damaging the skin cells.
have an unsatiable desire to be dropkicked by niggers
>>74277335
Love the sweaty gimmick
>>74277335
>>74277335
>tfw work tomorrow
>>74277330
lel
>>74277357
Wrong. The diagnosis is circumcision, which is a crime against humanity by the way.
>>74277335
NEED to put my penis in a willing girl's vagina lads
>>74277386
It's a bank holiday m8.
>>74277386
bank holiday here ;)
>Committed Saddam
Horrifying
>>74277222
depends who to
>>74277372
ummm sweets xx
>>74277330
legitimately laughing notably hard. who said polish immigrants were bad?
>>74277412
>>74277421
What is that?
- she's a quiet girl
- few photos of her going out lately
any chad talking to her, she'll love it 2bh...
>>74277389
>which is a crime against humanity by the way
I agree full heartedly. We rarely perform circumcision here, it's a last resort.
>>74277265
i doubt he's had sex 190 times
Business idea: deport the poles and the pakis
don't reply to the noncer
>>74277405
bit gay
>>74277450
BURN
>>74277450
what do you think Tim would do if he somehow found this general?
i everyone in another thread or something? this is dead
>>74277450
oh he's absolutely done you there sunshine
>>74277438
How do you do the scrambled symbols next to your name? I've been on 4chan since 2013, and I've forgotten how to do it. - Posted from my Android ~*`*`~*
>>74277508
its 1:40am
not sure if I like this "life" meme very much lads
Do you think Tim wanks? Sometimes he says slightly lewd things about women on TV when he does his date checks.
find myself muttering "hate it" to myself in the style of kev disturbingly often whenever i'm mildly irritated
>>74277504
someone already linked him on twitter ages ago but apparently he doesn't read any replies
>>74277436
day off
>>74277335
>>74277508
What do you wanna talk about so bad?
>>74277551
wew
>>74277436
the bankers the bonuses pipe down for 24 hours
>>74277530
>>74277524
prime lateposting hours
>>74277552
i dunno. good films?
imagine being responsible
>>74277551
damn bro #makesyouthink #semencookbook
>trannies are weak and mentally il-
>>74277267
GOOD advice. My main problem is that the whole "be yourself" thing doesn't work out? Myself is a genuine mentally retarded person.
>its 1:41am
>>74277508
all the normies are out for bank holiday
this general is infested with normies, don't think otherwise.
>>74277551
>>74277335
>>74277581
me on the second right very confident about my height
it replied to me. wish it wouldn't
>>74277528
What do you think he spent hundreds of pounds on that yearbook for?
>>74277587
>>>/tv/
We talk about the footy and Babestation here
>>74277588
>>74277581
need one where he's all of them
>>74277590
>time in to your own prime time
you fucking what
>>74277436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omn1zNHKXLw
>>74277445
>I agree full heartedly. We rarely perform circumcision here, it's a last resort.
Hm yes good lad. What specialty do you hope to practice? Are you doing hospital rotations yet?
>>74277640
hatred of yanks is talked about more frequently than both those things im afraid
>>74277644
What's Kev going to do when his mammy dies
>>74277652
think it says "tune" mate
>>74277675
Part and parcel of British culture I'm afraid
https://youtu.be/M4EZHGFK-1c
just watched a Bollywood flick with me GF
not bad tbqh, it was entertaining and she is calling me her chhammak chhalo whatever that means, all I know is that I am getting laid tonight.
>>74277687
1, 6, 9. Literally the only halfway intelligent ones on there.
>>74277687
Would literally have none of them
>01:44 AM
>>74277701
yeah so fuck up and get out
>>74277687
moinstream
Was there any example of an attempt at socialism prior to 1917?
Was Lenin the first one every to try it?
>>74277726
No I'm here to talk about the footy and Babestation
Just got back from the dentist lads, how was your last appointme-
Oh wait.
>>74277730
robin hood
>>74277687
8 so i could put my willy in her
We need to go back to a hunter-gatherer society
>Paying for television or streaming services
Bellowing
>>74277742
he wasn't real you autistic nigger
going to bed night
>>74277765
it was a joke
>>74277687
moggs is the only one out of the 9 that can actually debate
>>74277687
could unironically have all 9
>>74277738
yank paki cunt
can someone post a picture of kev's face?
cheers
knew he was a cunt
Need my boipucci filled
*burps on morty*
>>74277813
Wow rude
What's your deal bro?
>>74277765
>>74277820
>>74277596
It's not a case of being yourself, it's truly a case of being happy with yourself. It's really a tough one to answer since it impacts everyone differently. You just need to find what makes you happy and keep at it.
>>74277671
I'm in 3rd year now, so I'm in the hospital every week now. My hands are too shaky to go into surgery in general. My stitching is perfect though. I'm trying to get into anesthesiology. Then afterwards go into general practice.
>>74277740
>eating so much sugar you have to go to the dentist
i bet you also waste money on toothpaste
>>74277118
it's amusing that this "spokesman" is just some cherry picked mong on drugs that could be exploited to make them all look bad
>>74277840
jus hate yanks n their annoyin accents!!!
EA GAMES
challenge everything
What do they talk about on /cum/?
>>74277886
Link vid?
>>74277905
clue is in the name
Going to watch all of Tim's videos from the beginning and see where it all went wrong.
>>74277914
see you in a few months
>>74277854
why would you apply for anaesthesiology and then go from that to general practice?
>>74277844
thanks. going to post this on /pol/ in future and bask in their confusion
>>74277950
Add Tim in there too.
>>74277905
/cum/ is literally just a second rate /brit/
so why exactly can't the EU have free trade without immigration? why do they pretend it's some law of nature that the two must go togehter
>>74276947
and look at me your mom squatting pissed in a tube hole at tottenham court road
>>74277970
check number 3
>>74277940
You need to specialise in the a field before you can be a GP here. There is no GP course, just a set medicine degree + field.
>>74277952
i can never decide which is worse. posting on /brit/ and posting with irreverence and irony, or posting on a forum like that and actually trying to have light hearted, friendly banter with people
>>74277905
being weebs and personal shit no one else cares about
>>74277978
To be part of the single market you have to sign up to the 4 freedoms which includes freedom of movement.
>>74277687
1, 4 and 8 so moggs can debate while i shag em oi oi waheyyy
>>74277982
oops
>>74277994
have you considered derma? derma under your belt as a gp would be pretty good and you could make some sort of meme clinic burning moles off of the pastiest people on earth or move here and make an absolute killing
any other /brit/ characters want in on the right wing debate squad?
decided I am not getting enough vegetables in my diet. tomroor I'll buy loads of vegetables and make a massive vegetable soup which I will have 1 bowl of a day for for like a week. reckon it might make me feel healthier? all i really eat is bread, meat, potato and dairy. have a bit of salad in my sandwiches but thats nothing really
>>74277431
Pics for drugs reversed I suppose?
You're in the club and this guy walks up to your girlfriend and shouts "BOMB SQUAD, you ain't never dealt with this power"
what do you do?
>>74278064
Just thought about it and realised I barely eat any veg 2bh
>>74278050
Fat Cam
>>74278064
Go vegan lad
better gains
better recovery times
>>74278050
riley
>>74277978
eu isn't about just free trade, it's literally being in the same market which requires regulatory alignment, an overarching court to settle disputes and free movement of people
>>74278050
bradley walsh
if he's too mainstream you could go like 2 thread max memes like tom or ben
>>74278049
>have you considered derma?
I have. But I came from another degree (Pharma Sci.) and applied for Graduate Entry Medicine. I want to go into anesthesiology since the drugs I done my undergrad thesis on were anaesthetics. Stick to what you know is for me.
just started watching infowars in november, can't believe i haven't been watching it for years. its just too entertaining
>>74278096
I am to understand it is fairly important. I advise you follow my lead
>>74278074
facts:
>no girl will ever fit my standards
>he'd go to a fake roadman club whilst i'd be in a jungle club
>>74278050
Dont overdo mate
>>74278064
yeh its a good way to get em in
>>74278103
fuck going vegan. fuck it with every inch of my being. i'll just eat more veg
>>74278128
hmm yeah true good point la
all the best xx
>>74278131
it's unironically quite shit
>>74278163
good goy
Going to bed now
good night /brit/
The gf says she wants to transition back. I guess that makes me a poofter now.
*touches you with the jab and follows it up with a swift overhand right landed correctly*
>>74278050
Phimo
>>74278194
Night lad.
>>74278194
goodnight mate xx
imagine watching two men punching each other and thinking hmm yes this is a good use of my time
>>74278190
whatever meat is delicious. limp wristed bender
>>74278181
Sound la, all the best. Don't forget sun block you.
Interesting fact - Ireland has a higher skin cancer rate than Aus.
Who knew?
>>74277854
Hm interesting. I suppose General Practitioners must have a somewhat different status in Ireland; in America they're not a very well regarded or compensated specialty, so it would be unusual for someone to go from anesthesiology to primary care.
>>74278131
that's the point right?
>>74278228
yess... goood... mmm ohh yess mmmmm thats a very good goy... mmm
>>74278227
don't think anyone does it to kill time mate. also dont think youd be worrying about how you should spend your time if someone was punching you. probably be more concerned wit punching them back, at least i would be
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uYnIYNbBRO
>>74278249
nah it's real news
perhaps the only not fake news left
big willies
small willies
soft willies
hard willies
>>74278296
got a big soft willy right here for u
>>74278296
got a small willy
>>74278283
>nah it's real news
bloody hell
the GTA 5 RPG mod is p ludo
>>74278322
1 2
tell me about the guy
was he big for me?
fanny will poo bum arse wank!
JANNY
>>74278131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q
just found a new direction halfway between north, up and backwards
>>74277687
>pick 1
>2 is a massive meme mong
>don't know who 3 is
>don't know who 4 is but she's a blonde bint
>5 is a massive meme mong
>6 is a massive meme mong
>don't know who 7 is
>don't know who 8 is but she's a blonde bint
>9 is a massive meme mong
not picking any massive meme mongs or blonde bints so going with 1,3,7
I'll stop with the namefagging - It's annoying me now.
>>74278244
>in America they're not a very well regarded or compensated specialty, so it would be unusual for someone to go from anesthesiology to primary care.
You're right in that sense. But, I've always wanted to be a GP since I was a kid. I know there's more money in the field that I'm heading towards. Most GPs have a dearma background like the auslad said - I chose my field due to my studying it before. I've no idea how medicine is the States.
Here, a GP is regarded highly in the community.
I think I want the job just for the status.
honestly love his ugly gormless mug desu lads
I really don't like how the sanitations technician gets referred to around here.
>>74278419
he's going to lose his mind completely and kill someone
>>74278435
>>74278341
>>74278225
>>74278194
>>74277973
>>74277707
real frog and feel hours?
>>74278450
how dear you
>>74278242
it'd be simply because we know when the sun will fuck us up so we avoid it like a plague while other people don't really see being burned now and then as a big deal.
you can spot british and irish tourists here in summer by how sunburnt they are
>>74278426
you've been posting for too long lad go and do something else
>haha le tim meme xD so witty
is there a bigger sign of a runt than tim obsessed goons
>>74278450
so is ribena
>>74278396
>>74278498
>>74278447
>>74278447
move when appropriate
>>74278520
>>74278527
>>74278529
Ah lads. Don't be spoiling my bank holiday!
>>74278520
>>74278527
>>74278529
well fucking done
>>74278529
i shouldn't have delayed that post lol
at any rate it's the earliest thread
>>74278520
>>74278527
>>74278529
>>74278529
>>74278527
>>74278520
jannys gonna go doopin mental
just found some OC i made for 4chan a while ago end up on /leftypol/
not sure how that happened, it wasn't even left-wing in nature
All in here
>>74278527
>>74278527
>>74278527
>>74278527
>>74278583
post it
>>74277950
nice
original and still the best
>>74278480
>>74278480
>>74278480
>>74278480