/brit/

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Gibi

yerrr

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>>74269604
fuckin turbo normies

not hungry thanks im eating cold pain au chocolats in bed

You seen that Roxy Jezel gangbang scene where she gets choked out a few times? Fucked hey.

*gets schwifty*

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*Blocks your path*

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It's 7am, it's cold and I've been up all night working. I just wanna sleep so what is the absolutely, 100% confirmed MOST comfy movie or TV show to watch alone curled up under many blankets?

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how do I achieve this physique

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Me on the right.

>>74269635
Frog twat

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>>74269632
>filename
agl

>>74269676
me on the left

Anyone else /literallyretardedbutundiagnosed/ here?

Reckon I have one of them brain abnormalities but the pediatricians, teachers, and my family never picked up on it. Wahoo, my brain is malformed and I suck at life.

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Ah yes, just within my budget

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>>74269609
mummy

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>>74269692
Only ever liked 2 of her videos

>>74269714
>Anyone else /literallyretardedbutundiagnosed/ here?
On /brit/?
Haha, you must post in jest!

Hey, I'm heading off to Woolworth's
Should i get you anything?

>>74269714
same 2bh
had a mental breakdown and deleted all my creative writing and threw my phone in the bin ahaha what am i like

>>74269714
fucking hell no once cares you autist

>>74269714
lol stop being pathetic then, wanker

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for fuck's sake kim

>>74269604
got a larger image mate

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/858787627708936192
ahh yes islam

>>74269731
what the fuck that's so grim

Greenland is a mental place

>>74269763
>creative writing
ooo you're a poet

>>74269797
Reliable source

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>>74269664

The cinematography is beautiful, and it even opens with a calming nighttime scene.

Just try to fall asleep before they rob the armored truck and shoot everyone in the face.

sometimes wish i had a local gaff or """working""" men's club with actual friends

>>74269829
nah was a goon-show type radio script that i had been working on for months aha x

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>>74269782
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39742670

Oxford University has apologised for saying that avoiding eye contact could be "everyday racism" after it was accused of discriminating against autistic people.

The claim was included in a list of "racial micro-aggressions" in an equality and diversity unit newsletter.

But the university was criticised for being "insensitive" to autistic people who can struggle making eye contact.

It said it had made a mistake and not taken disabilities into account.

The university originally said "racial micro-aggressions" might include: "Not making eye contact or speaking directly to people."

It described the behaviours as "subtle, everyday racism" which can be alienating.

if your driving is perfectly fine it shouldn't be a crime to have a blood alcohol level above what is essentially a completely meaningless number

>>74269753
of agl or gibi?
grace's voice is definitely a nice factor for me (it has that slight huskiness that adds to the triggering) and i find the stories quite pleasant to hear
gibi's content is pretty standard though so i can imagine why you might not find them very interesting
>>74269794
unfortunately no

>>74269763
>creative writing
bit gay

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on the train

>>74269756
>>74269763
>>74269765
>>74269777
A magnet for us crypto-retards, this place is.

>>74269894
Glad I dropped out of that liberal shithole. Worst thing I ever did with my fucking life was go to Oxford University.

>>74269910
>of agl or gibi?

agl

Gibi is infuriatingly good and tickling that bit of my brain that makes me rewatch videos over and over

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>Glad I dropped out of that liberal shithole. Worst thing I ever did with my fucking life was go to Oxford University.

Used to watch ASMR

but it unironically sucks

The comments are so cringe

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Oh yeah oh yeah

Everything is terrible

>>74269991
kek

>>74270020
ASMR is just code for autistic girlfriend roleplay for lonely virgins

>>74269894
The SJW's have been vanquished at last, long live GamerGate! To a new future my brothers!

>>74270020
Like nails on chalkboard for me

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>The SJW's have been vanquished at last, long live GamerGate! To a new future my brothers!

Wahey, I'm doing that thing everybody dislikes but people do to attract loads of attention.

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>tfw no bf

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>>74269948
yeah, she fires out videos pretty much daily too, which is fairly rare to find (among the creators of that quality anyway)

>>74269991
Oxfordian here, I can confirm that this place is infested with lefty scum, while the rest of Oxfordshire is tory country.

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Time to once again provide the soundtrack to a night people will be too high to remember

>>74270128
>yeah, she fires out videos pretty much daily too, which is fairly rare to find (among the creators of that quality anyway)

Tonnes of shit creators fire out videos daily...

>>74269604
>that 8?chan thread where people were posting all her pics not long after her dox and her boyfriend showed up and started talking no end of shite, pretending to be employed by the CIA and all sorts

screeching

reckon my life wouldnt be much interesting without the few hours i spend on drugs here and there
dont know how people who dont abuse drugs live

>>74269894
Surely if you're autistic then you won't even recognise when people are being offensive towards you?

If this were the jungle, and everyone in this thread were in it, I would naturally select all of you with my fists

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Would like to have a carefree gf that has no worries or troubles and is generally free of any emotional baggage but would that make me a hypocrite due to the fact that I'm a bit frustrated with myself and my surroundings?

>>74270124
iktf

>>74270165
>didn't even read the whole post

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I want to be a maid

>>74270230

bit small

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Asia is so qt

https://youtu.be/ARj4g7qk-ng

Don't really get stuff like this. Is it just manchildren wanting to be treated like little boys by mummy again?

It's just a woman reading a child's bedtime story in a voice not dissimilar to any woman's.

want a gf

dont want to put in the effort to get one though

and the effort to maintain one

>>74270230
VERY nice willy.

Shame he's circumsized.

>>74270216
unironically don't care if my gf is an emotional wreck
just want to be loved aha

>>74270230
just a bit gay

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>>74270173
8?chan is pure, concentrated autism
i visited that board once and it turned me off asmr, chan sites, and women for a good few days

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never even kissed a girl

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>>74270267

>>74270265
weird how everything in asia is sideways

>>74270230
my hand

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>reckless driving is considered less serious than having more than a nominal concentration of ethanol in your blood

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>>74270320

>>74270343
Cars are a human right in the modern age

people who watch ASMR on the reg are sick in the head and need to be put in camps

>>74270321
I believed for years that chink fannies were sideways because someone at school told me and I didn't have the Internet :|

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Post comfy pics

Follow a lot of very liberal tumblr artist women on twitter. They range from model tier to total hog but somehow all of them seem to have very good looking boyfriends. They also post a lot about how crap their work is and how depressed they are despite having thousands of followers verbally suck them off with everything they post.

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>>74270380
nah

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>>74270380
GOOD post

Here's my state of affairs: 99% sure I'm mentally ill and have always been, function very poorly at life, can't think straight half of the time; but if I go to the doctor and unload these concerns, I'd lose my job and be sent to the place in my city where they stuff all the other retards.

Don't want to be pathologised. Just want to figure out what's going on in my head, and if possible, how to make it work better.

>>74270320
>migrants
in ireland?
more likely to be the natives

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>>74270408
yum

listening to some 'smr

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>>74270445

if you're not first you're last

>>74270267

This is some real beta boy shit

Only liberals watch this

>>74270408
She used to be so innocent ._________.

>>74270445
whats with those clown feet

>>74270380
*exuberant round of applause*

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>>74270474

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NO TEARS ARE FALLING FROM MY EYES
IM KEEPING ALL THE PAIN INSIDE

>>74270474
yeah, we don't tolerate such tomfoolery here in /brit/

>>74270511
That's the 'f(male)

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>mfw had to sit through a seminar about 'microaggressions' this semester at uni

I'm studying medicine you cunts why do I need to hear this shite

>>74270408

>spends 300 quid on headphones
>buys bose

At least she wants them for free lel

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>>74270539
t.

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>>74270507
>She used to be so innocent

No she didn't

Also UK ASMR was actually an aussie who just lived here

Explains a lot about what happened to her

could easily eliminate anyone of you so called "threats"

>>74270567
your bait is supposed to make some sense at least

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If they figure out I have a couple of screws loose, they'll take me away to retard-camp and drug my brain and make me a vegetable!

I can't let the world know I'm retarded!

>>74270592
Your vile gossip affects me deeply, but at least Victoria Sponge is still perfect

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>>74270321
Because I'm halfway to Australia

weebs are one kind of vermin but ASMR enthusiats are something else really
pogroms need to be run on everyone who's subbed to an asmr channel on youtube

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>>74270563
>mfw some paki bastard sits down an entire class of well educated university students to define what consent means
>mfw it has absolutely nothing to do with the actual definition of consent and is 15 minutes of being told that if you fuck a girl at uni there's a good chance she'll change her mind and you'll get arrested anyway

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>could easily eliminate anyone of you so called "threats"

>>74270592

Think she got fat, too

Not like thicc though
More like thudd

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>>74270675

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IMAGINE THERES A GIRLFRIEND
IMAGINE THERES A JOB

>>74270648
Get my plane back next month. Don't wanna go...

>>74270652
I just listen to it to help me sleep 2bh

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>>74270675
>Not like thicc though
>More like thudd

SCREECHING

>>74270699

Lest we forget

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>>74270738
There is still hope

I've got a fucking cold lads

I feel like shit

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What the fuck is asmr??

>start to read a post
>glance at the flag
>it's a JF
dohoho, nearly wasted a bit of my time there

Do you ever notice how much Tim drinks? In every video he's either drinking water or tea or a can of appletizer or something. He must be able to piss for England.

threat status: eliminated

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>>74270765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

>>74270703
another muslim's got off the leash?
how long until the religion of piss apologists ITT start posting the usual shit

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Dang
Only wish I wasn't in an ugly airport

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Talked to a girl today

>>74270699
literally perfect

>>74270765
people say the sounds make them tingle (which is a real thing, i get it with certain songs) but i imagine that after a while you become completely desensitized to it and it degenerates into a substitute for intimacy

>>74270827
baby steps lad baby steps

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>influenced this much of the thread with a single picture
yes, that's it
dance for me..

>>74270765
jesus christ didn't realise he was that old

>>74270827
doubt it'll lead anywhere

>>74270809
Shooting in Denmark

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derbs tbhlads

>>74270765
Imagine being the older chuckle brothers duo and nobody knows who you are but still calls you a chuckle brother even thought your younger two brothers were actually the chuckle brothers and you have your own show with your other brother called the patton brothers but nobody knows it cause its shit

once i take full power of france i will eliminate these communities:
>nerds
>weebs
>people who like deep house
>people who like acid house
>people who watch ASMRs
>trannies
and ill make operas and theaters free for everyone

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>>74270669
>mfw had to do an online course about "consent" before I even went to college orientation

>>74270837

I honestly get it from watch sports fans celebrate lmao

Post more ASMR sexmeat for me to slap my pole to

>>74270805
need link

>>74270861
That's Barry's older brother

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kent

>>74270903
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

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>>74270872

>>74270926
saved

>>74270805
I only get this from music though. Who the fuck listens to some mad bint whisper to get that sensation

Life fucking sucks. It's probably aspergers or some shit. I probably have an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex so I have to think extra hard and extra long to accomplish what people do daily without having to think. Everyone would be just like me if you lopped a bit of their brain off. That's what I am; a human with a bit of his brain missing. An important part.

I can't keep pretending there's nothing wrong with a 23 year old man whose brain can barely process someone talking to them. It's literal retardation.

>>74270837
>but i imagine that after a while you become completely desensitized to it and it degenerates into a substitute for intimacy

Only ever got it from this one weird video of some dude tapping blocks together was a bit weird. Can't get it from some 5/10 roastie talking shit in my ear and I did give it a proper try too.

sudden desire to blow my brains out

>>74270887
save the nerds and kill mumble rap listeners

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>>74270983
>Who the fuck listens to some mad bint whisper to get that sensation

MANY COMPLETELY NORMAL PEOPLE

>>74270805
Is this what giving a blowie looks like

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>>74270983
>>74271024

>>74270902
https://youtu.be/vxBEvqRCDhQ

Here's some redpilled ASMR to help you resist Jewish influence mate

>>74270983
millions of people

love pints

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Well, as of today I can safely say that unemployment has caught up with me.

Watching Summer Heights High

Very funny stuff. Gold star Bruce.

>>74271053
>shit mic in a car with a literal convicted murderer immigrant living off welfare telling me it's red pilled

hmm

>>74271053
b-but i'm a jew

korma police

arrest this naan

it tastes like trash

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>>74271083

fucking hell we aren't entering jf hours early are we
didn't realise most of the natives work

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>>74271053
>gaySMR

pass

>>74271093
it was self defense

>>74271083
Better get down the job centre

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>b-but i'm a jew

karma police here
gonna need to see all you lads chakras post-haste

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>>74271128
LITERAL DINDU NUFFIN

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>>74271114

>>74271142
do you have a folder of jewish men

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bottas' wife 2bh lads

>>74271140
Nah I'm going to a couple of recruitment agencies in person today to tell them to put me in a warehouse. I refuse to ever go on benefits

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>>74271152

to be honest lads first time ive heard of asmr i had no idea what it was so i went on the first video i found and the whispers made me panic and get anxious
hate ASMRs since that

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>>74271183
JUST ONES WITH BIG NOSES

THERES A LOT OF OVERLAP

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>>74271096
?

>>74271164
see how you respond when someone's out to get you runt. we'll see evolution in action

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>>74271220
runt

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>>74271220
Try again anon

>>74271194
hello new cunt
I have 5000 link karma and 3000 comment karma

disability benefits in this country are fucking bollocks

thanks conservatives

>>74271247
I DINDU NUFFIN I A GOOD PAGAN BOI DA CHRISTIAN PATRIARCHY IS OUT OT GET ME

the slavic waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaog3rK69rw

thoughts?

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>hello new cunt
>I have 5000 link karma and 3000 comment karma

>He doesn't exclusively watch medical examinations for ASMR

State of you

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Some of history's greatest people were crypto-retards. That prefrontal cortex might make you better at communication, but missing part of your brain makes you better at other areas of the brain, like the ones responsible for world conquest and genocide.

>>74271276
*hands you a tissue*

>>74271276
The digital economy mean being disabled is no longer a barrier to work. It's not like you need to go work in a factory or else you'll be destitute. A wheelchair or depression won't stop you working at a computer from home.

>>74271320
the go-to video for when you have no original idea of what to make

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCs13Ll04rU&feature=youtu.be&t=3999
1:06:39

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>The digital economy mean being disabled is no longer a barrier to work. It's not like you need to go work in a factory or else you'll be destitute. A wheelchair or depression won't stop you working at a computer from home.

>>74271330
FOY

>>74271276
why don't you just work? scrounging twat

"In a world of normies, the abnormie is king" - Confucius

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Your girl's pum pum smells like...

>>74271343
Qualifications will though so if you're an adult cripple and not already educated you're fucked

>>74271344
No I mean actual medical examinations, not those shit fake ones ASMR people do

>>74271424
keep working worker bee

>>74271410
Nearly 1/3 of your tax goes on welfare

Wouldn't you rather it were spent on the NHS?

>>74271424
>>74271343
>DUDE JUST WORK!!!!!!!!!!

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Watching an attenborough documentary.

There's an elephant baby stuck in some mud and it's mother is making things worse with her incorrect attempts to help it out. You think it's gunna die and then the baby's grandmother sees what's happening and proper smacks the Mum out of the way and rescues to little baby.

Weird to think close, long lasting, family relations aren't just a human thing. I thought animals would end family ties before grand/great-grandparents.

>>74271469
Open University

Get a degree without ever leaving your bed

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> there are people posting in this thread with a perfectly healthy fully-formed brain
Howling!

>>74271496
YEAH WELL FIRSTLY MATE ID RAVER IT WERENT SPENT ON HAWSIN FOR FUCKIN WOGS N PAKIS

>>74271496
Most welfare spending is on pensions, which should gutted to the bone.

>>74271515
Do employers actually take those seriously?

I'm so thirsty but nothing is open yet and the vending machines won't take Yank money or credit
It's too humid here, even the air feels thick

if i reached my full potential, millions upon millions of people would die

it is for the good of humanity that i waste my life as an unambitious NEET. god save us all if i ever start fulfilling ambitions

>>74271545
Degree is a degree

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just woke up after 4 hours
there goes the sleeping pattern

>>74271555
Fuck off you yank nonce

>>74271481
I plan to, neetypoo
>>74271511
umm you can either work or moan about having no money sweaty :) x

I'm depressed now. Just sort of want to crawl under a blanket and die.

Being buried would be quite good for me.

Wish we lived in the wild so I got natural selected rather than having to live this shit life with a shit brain.

>>74271555
Get a ladyboy to piss in your mouth

>>74271576
I'm not American

>>74271555
Soft cunt you're gunna fucking die in Australia if you stay here till summer

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>ah yes, i can see that you are missing both your legs, suffer from MS, ME, severe osteoarthritis, a slipped disc in your back, have epilepsy and suffer frequent debilitating seizures, have a weakened hard and generally struggle to even leave your bed
>but you have demonstrated your ability to move your index finger an inch therefore you are clearly fit for work!

>>74271565
Not really unless its liberal arts

>>74271529
non sequitar

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anyone else here love their job?

>>74271229

This fucking guy

Is he American

Why are they all beta

>>74271624
These kinda people should be put down.

If you aren't fit to do ANY work then you aren't fit for life.

>>74271580
thanks for the neetbux, wageslave

>>74271624
is this supposed to be sattire?

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howling
manlets, better hang yourselves, you're literally less desirable than criminals
did you know a manlet has to earn an extra 30k a year per inch under 6 feet to be as equally attractive as a 6 foot person? screeching

The black country is the grimmest place on this island

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Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

need a bf lads
so fucking lonely
just want to suck some cute boy's cock and cuddle with him

There are so many Asians here

>>74271669

This fucking guy

Why does he type like this?

Why doesn't he go back?

>>74271709
No need to be racist lad

crossing the triangle of flames

>>74271673
getting a job is fucking hard as it is nevermind finding one to facilitate your disabilities

>>74271682
I don't envy neets who are on bennies desu it's an absolute pittance. I remember when I was on them and my life was shit.

/britfeel/ has reached peak autism levels

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Business idea: strikes at a time when negotiations are still ongoing

May have just taken the single best poo in my life

Was a single, long snake that wrapped around itself, flowed out with ease and was a no wipe special

10/10

>>74271737
w-where are you x

>>74271737
pls be grill

>tfw Oxford
>tfw brilliant and liberal
this is the zeitgeist, couldn't imagine how runty some of you have to be

>>74271769
cause you didn't have any cool hobbies, you're just too boring to be a neet 2bh

>>74271748
Had a black Londoner say something like this to me before

>>74271761
>getting a job is fucking hard as it is

FKAE NEWS

>>74271496
Would prefer it spent on the Navy desu

>>74271761
what """disabilities""" do you have? self-diagnosed autism? self-diagnosed anxiety?

>>74271744

Please

Stop being mean

>>74271761
If you can't support yourself then you don't deserve to live. End of discussion.

Life is hard, it will never be easy, ever. Passing the burden to other people isn't finding a fix.

How do I send in a job application for being buried? It's my dream job. I like the pace, the lifestyle, and I hear the workload isn't too much. Hours are a bit long, but that's expected given the role.

>>74271848
>>74271744
100% samefag

>>74271853
>If you can't support yourself then you don't deserve to live. End of discussion.

that's a pretty fucked up way of looking at it

>>74271853
>it will never be easy
typical stupid puritan/luddite mentality, wanting to see humanity suffer just to fulfil your fetish for needlessly hard work

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>>74271877
Don't insult me

>>74271853
>sorry mate, your disabled uncle is going to have to die so that the tory's banker pals can afford that extra yacht

>>74271791
at home in my bed waiting for you x
>>74271796
no i'm a boy

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TM and Scoochy, they're looking very smart today

>>74271853
>If you can't support yourself then you don't deserve to live
ah yes better start massacring those newborns

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>If you can't support yourself then you don't deserve to live. End of discussion.

>Life is hard, it will never be easy, ever. Passing the burden to other people isn't finding a fix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMdPLgdRPLw

>>74271624
Why would any of that stop someone being able to work on a computer?

Bournville is the height of British civilisation

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>>74271810
I like to travel and my ample wage allows me to do that often - I went on three holidays last year

I'm sure you enjoy travelling too, of course neetypoo. the bus ride to the jobcentre every week is a thrilling one that you never tire of!

this SHIT spring is doing my fucking HEAD IN

(the season)

Who else /genuinelysuicidal/ here? 23 years, and I don't think I've ever enjoyed a single one. Maybe 10 years old was alright, but it wasn't great, and it's been steadily going downhill since. Not a fan of being alive. 2/5

>>74271938
Totally different, they have the potential to be self-sufficient in future

>>74271909
>wanting to see humanity suffer

Oh stop strawmanning. I never said or implied that. I think it's idiotic to assume we have gotten past evolution though, and we shouldn't work, tax and impoverish the fully abled population just to support cripples. There's a reason these people would die without state intervention, because life is about survival of the fittest, not survival of the most.

>>74271853
tell these runts to hire me

>>74271776
>1776

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492644330538.webm

>>74271926
>I change my morality based on hypothetical situations involving my family members

Idiot

>everyone talking about AJ and Klitschko
Throw either of them in the ring with Joe Joyce and we'll see who comes out on top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEWgWSKC8BU

>>74272017
ah yes, changing the ol' 'oal 'osts

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BRIGHT future ahead of us lads aha

How do neets live on 50 quid a week or whatever it is?

>>74271853
fuck off
you could fall off a ladder at work, get hit by a car going to the shops, slip walking down the stairs tomorrow and you'd need to go on government disability for the rest of your life

>>74271938
I'm not saying charity shouldn't be allowed. If you can support yourself by begging then do so, if you can support yourself by fund raising then do so. I'm not judging the method of gaining support.

With that, children would be supported by their family. The family would choose to raise the child, god knows they chose to have the child for just that reason one would hope. That's fine, but when the family decides right this little cunt is old enough and stops supporting them then we shouldn't tax other people to pay for them.

>>74271853
Actually robots will soon be better at humans than virtually all work, what do you propose then?

>>74272006
Whos that qt

>>74272000
>spending hours at work just to go to some shithole country
laughing at u

Existence? Not a fan.

>>74272058
Not at all

A child will be self-sufficient in later life, a disabled spacker will never be
They will always be a leech

>>74272052
hahahah what a country

>>74272134
>I find my morals in extremely selfish hypothetical situations in which I would abandon any reasonable thought or argument in order to ensure hypothetical me gets a meal ticket

idiot

>>74272019
Most "cripples" are capable of contributing to society given support.

Without state intervention you'd be going back to 19th century standards, where half the population was malnourished and sickly. There's a reason governments set up welfare systems around the turn of the century. A healthy population is more productive, better able to fight in wars and has a connection with the state. A society of cold uncaring individuals would be inhuman.

im gay and stupid

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>why yes I believe anyone showing any weakness at any point should be killed
>Much better we go back to the dark ages with 1/100 the population and no tools because that would make it too easy

>>74272168
>hmm technological and medicinal advances will never allow us to cure certain afflictions, no, never

>>74272135
hmm
might have a few kids and then stop feeding them when they're five just for kicks haha
runts

>>74272207
cuck

I could do with a good beheading. Ngl.

>>74272130
Man when I was poor in uni and getting zero money I still found ways to scrounge stuff together
Wouldn't be able to do it now though, too spoiled by eating regularly

socialists, leeches, spackers, NEETs...

need them in business, sunshine

>>74272141
>Actually robots will soon be better at humans than virtually all work, what do you propose then?

I don't get your point. I didn't say if you can't work you should die I said if you can't support yourself (by which I mean you can't keep yourself alive) you should be d to die because nobody should be forced to keep you alive.

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english land

>>74272195
clearly not hypothetical it happens to people all the time

>>74272239
Well when they do we can review the policy
Until then we'll get them out the gene pool

>>74272220
reducing the population of the world to 1/100 would objectively improve everyones lives as well as the longevity of the planet

>>74272220
>allowing people to be poor and die because they can't feed themselves is the same as actively having them killed

Lots of leftist strawmanning in this thread

>>74272134
this

the people who rail against those they see as weak as just as fragile and prone to catastrophe as anyone else. it's an arrogant mentality to assume you're a special individual. no individual is important or better than one another. everything you have is only possible because of the contributions of billions of people, now and in the past

>>74272285
so? why should i be forced to pay the way for someone who cannot contribute to society anymore

>>74272292
ah yes the policy that so many people support
utter mong

Seperate my retard head from my normal human body. Sort of like taking broken batteries out of a remote. A broken man, me.

>>74272323
presumably on the idea that you'd want to be treated the same in the same situation

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just found out that NEETs get a Christmas bonus... of ten quid

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

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>>74272350

>>74272314
>it's an arrogant mentality to assume you're a special individual

I don't think this at all, I'm just talking about society and not myself. I'm saying we shouldn't be forced to pay for people who can't or won't support themselves. I'm not saying it'll be 100% certainly great for me because I'm invincible.

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found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder

im a genius in the body of a runt

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>>74272350
so they too can have a wonderful meal

>>74272349
I want a lot of things but it doesn't make them right. It's a complete non-argument.

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>the frosty jacks are on me, lads, me christmas bonus has just come in!

islam al-scotlandi

>>74272400
it's not an attempt at an argument? it's a basic moral principle...

do unto others as you would have them do unto you

>>74272309
No you just a stupid abo cunt