Fuck off Iceland
Is this directed at me?
>>74239051
thoughts on this image lads
>>74239052
Not in the mood for spoonfeeding brainlets
yeah i'm getting a bit sick of icelad too
he used to be cool but now he's a bit grating
>>74239061
Ha. Haha. I-it said fuck off Iceland den he posted. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_RyrkXlLE
>>74239073
haunting
no motivation to go to lecture tomorrow
no point
I think NZ posters on /brit/ are actually fast approaching Leaf posters in their obnoxiousness
still haven't gotten around to renaming my "lisicki" folder to my "kev" folder
>>74239051
First for honorary commonwealth member
>>74239024
b-but she just got a new cheap phone and doesn't know how to work it properly
>>74239073
I haven't really posted anything for days. There is more than one poster, you know
>>74239094
HATE "le so RANDuM xD" kiwi that lurks latenight /brit/
>>74239096
iktf
>>74239096
Post rare Kevs
>>74239108
i don't believe you
also, what i said about you goes double for the ethiopian as well
>>74239104
She seems to know how to work you well enough
>>74239110
that's bucks
*gets schwifty*
>>74239110
that's a reddit flagger from the UK
>>74239094
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY MEME I PUT A SCOOP ON THE FLAG HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ME I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS U CANT HANDLE THESE MEME OMG LOOK I AM GONNA DO IT AGAIN SO EBIN Xddddddd :------------------ddddd I AM LIKE AN EPIC MEMER NOW EVEN THO I AM FROM A TOTALY IRRELEVANT COUNTRY WHO NEVER HAD ANY KIND OF EMPIRE WHO DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE TO THE STORY OF THE WORLD EXCEPT BEING KEKED BY RUSSIANS FOR ALL ETERNITY Xdddddddd
Wow edgy!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;OOO
OMG did he really just say that on an anonymous image board?!?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!!!!
ooh im so offended rite naooo im gonna criiiiiiii ;___;;;
anime nigger faggot ayy lmaaaaaaaooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
looooool septemmber eleven was not fun its plain hilarious XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol rip lol muslims & da bad guys ;____; (LOL hahah
__ █ █ ▄ <------ hahahahahahahhaa
JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEES REDDIT BTW !!!!!!!
#BUSHDID911 2spooky4me xD
7 eleven Was A PArt Time j0b
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-fzYQd9YA0
hate pakis, love pints
so true
hate pints, love pakis
A scoop on the flag?
would love a 330ml Pepsi right now
>>74239163
perhaps
>>74239119
You don't believe that there is more than one Icelandic poster? I have barely posted anything these last few months
>Australian Antifa
https://youtu.be/EoDl4oPpLy0
>>74239154
that's literally how I've always viewed my 9 times tables.
>>74239175
What does a scoop on the flag mean
>>74239177
With all the inbreeding you may as well be the same 2bh
anyone who didn't just come here last week knows there is 5'4 icelad and gay icelad and one other
>>74239154
public education innit
>>74239183
holy fuck that's that nebz cunt who used to be semi popular because of his funny videos
he's not actually anti fa he's fucking with them
>>74239120
don't see why she would do this to me though, she'll come over to pick up a textbook or watch a movie for a course and end up staying for a few hours talking
definitely likes me as a friend but maybe no more than that :'(
This general is even more multicultural than UK
LOL
memorised my 1-12 times tables from that little box on the back of the exercise books in primary
>>74239219
delete this image mate
>>74239214
He's doing a good larp if he's not serious
>he he tells me he is ''a cat person''
>>74239226
>nod and argoomend
>>74239219
what
gross
>>74239194
ancient meme xD nice
>>74239243
Thailand confirmed for best SEA country
>>74239243
Mall*sharting not included I see
>>74239218
UK isn't very multicultural desu that's just a meme and your joke isn't funny. There's a reason there are no Indian comedians.
>>74239259
delete
>>74239214
based
don't think it's in our culture to do this antifa bullshit, all the hypersjws I know still fully support the democracy meme and aren't too dirty on the centrists
>>74239219
this is in the USA but i'm not going to tell you how i know
>>74239260
Aziz Ansari?
>>74239154
It's easier to remember that the digits add up to 9
>>74239273
Not a comedian.
>>74239259
how about I mallshart in your coffee tomorrow morning?
>>74239219
going to need some backstory here
>>74239183
never heard antifa pronounced like that, sounds like he was trying to say queen latifa
>>74239282
He's a stand-up comedian
>>74239273
Born in and grew up in America. Doesn't count.
>>74239219
girl in the pink shirt wants to leave
wonder what the weathers like in wellington atm
>>74239304
No he's not.
>>74239298
could be a setup by Rebel Media if he's some kind of actor they got in touch with for a fake interview.
They're trying to expand rn
https://youtu.be/0zurruU8Mbc
>>74239326
cold out
>>74239326
>>74239329
What are you on about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwFYHGfImfw
Drinking my Pepsi Max via a straw
>>74239219
shocking that over half of these people are raising children
Why is Iceland green and Greenland ice?
>>74239354
>reddit max
coke zero is far superior
>>74239351
KEK
this guy is hilarious
not many brits in here huh
this icenigger actually thinks aziz ansari is a comedian hahaha
penis
>>74239369
>>74239371
>>74239374
3 of a kind
U S A
U S A
U S A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40iJUAHej14
check em
praise kek
abhorency
>america is becoming more 3rd world the less white it becomes
hmm
really makes ya think
>>74239346
>>74239406
extremely fucking racist
Why are they called first world and third world? Is there such thing as a second world country?
Trump might be the second coming of Christ
I fucking love science
>>74239422
extremely accurate
>>74239437
remember goy, gender is a spectrum
t. science guy
space pictures!!!!
>>74239426
Yes
who would win: 100 transgenders, or 1 biology textbook?
>>74239426
wagies
thailad do you watch rick and morty? you'd like it
>>74239426
second world referred to those under the soviet sphere during the cold war
third world was those too irrelevant to fall under the west or soviet spheres
John Mackintosh first opened his sweets shop in Halifax, Yorkshire, England in 1890, making the first MACKINTOSH'S Toffee soon after.
>>74239454
>>74239456
>>74239470
thank
>>74239468
wubba lubba dub dub
>>74239455
My cousin is transgender. Not sure if the surgery turned him in to a woman, but it sure turned him into an idiot, he now spends his days posting about his vagina on facebook
>>742395014
>>74239485
doesn't really hold true today though
see: turkey in the first world and taiwan in the third world
>>74239506
pics
Can't wait for Trump to fuck up North Korea
>>74239525
taiwan is definitely third world, trust me. i've been. it's a shithole
Greatest entrance I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_v1FwosV_U
>>74239419
i thought italians werent white
>>74239574
Of course they aree
>>74239270
You can see the sign says Lexington meet up on it, and that chicks shirt also says Lexington
Plus they're fat as shit and using English, not hard
>>74239574
She's Northern Italian, from Venice
>>74239553
you're wrong
it's nicer than most of china
>>74239587
delete this please
IF I LEAVE HERE TOMORROW
WOULD YOU STILL REMEMBER ME?
>>74239563
that aint this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o
We might have to start putting up "no pooing" signs in popular tourist sites because the chinks keep shitting wherever they please, it's ridiculous
>>74239574
north italians are extremely white
it's the southern ones who are darker than most pakis in the uk
>>74239603
don't care
>>74239596
and North Korea one would assume
>>74239574
of course italians arewhite how else do u explain the roman empire.
you can't have an empire w/o white poeple
>>74239610
*Puts up a no pooing sign outside of Wal*Mart*
Why the fuck did I stay up until 6am doing absolutely fucking nothing
>>74239612
don't care
>>74239603
fake news
what's your favorite color, lads?
mine's grey
>>74239563
>we're gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning!
tfw you will live long enough to see lefties collectively commit suicide by the millions
>>74239634
Excuse me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3tirSGoT6c
>>74239625
julius ceasers was balack, thats right tha romans was ruled by black pepow
>>74239641
grey
>>74239642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-FUptkUNY
>>74239641
grey
>>74239641
Navy blue (Crayola)
>>74239636
The part about putting up the signs probably haven't been discussed, I have at least not seen it in the news, but the part about the chinks shitting everywhere is completely true
Making rice and beans for lunches this week
What do you guys do for work lunches unless you're a dirty neet
>>74239641
grey
test
Alright lads
I start basic training on monday so I won't be able to post on /brit/ for a few months :(
>>74239684
dire
>>74239684
my gf packs me a lunch everyday
>>74239704
miss you x
o i am laffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zwsvMJ5uQ
>>74239661
>>74239704
ah yes the army mong
>>74239733
The dream what do you get?
>>74239698
your proxy works
>>74239704
think of us in your times of need
>>74239744
the guy at 7 minutes is golden
>>74239754
not a proxy, but someone here permabanned the wifi upstairs lol
>>74239684
UGHHHHH
>>74239704
what time you get on your time trial
>>74239774
>wifi
top lel
>>74239774
Are you on an island now?
>universal basic income
>>74239741
>>74239747
>>74239760
>>74239784
my what? 1.5 mile run? 10 minutes
>>74239795
>from each according to his ability, to each according to his need
>>74239806
not bad
got into a fight with a chicano when i was in basic training
he got BTFO
thailad what are your thoughts on comp sci degrees? you seem more tech-savvy than most
>>74239787
i'm in krabi, off to koh lanta in an hour
>ah yes joining the army is definitely a good idea
>>74239817
if you enjoy it do it
>>74239817
Depends how you mean, job opportunity wise?
>>74239819
niiiice, lovely there.
>>74239806
gotta get that 1.5 down to 7 minutes if you want to outrun me, bucko
sometimes i feel like the only jewish person on 4chan
>>74239814
thnks
>>74239824
Why not?
>>74239842
alri usain bolt
>>74239850
my mum's side of the family are jewish
>>74239835
i'm not sure what i'll enjoy. i've been burdened with the depression my entire life and i've never had goals or aspirations. this is my last chance to get my life in order and i've decided to go back to school, but i don't know what for
>>74239839
i just want a comfy job that pays decently. something where i won't get laid off every few months. low stress and stability is what i'm after
watching tokyo ghoul lads
>>74239868
it's meant to involve lots of maths
wrist hurts
hate millenials
hate fake news
love pints
>Australians say "dude" and "ass"
>Australians have their own version of handegg
The absolute state
>>74239868
If there's a market where you live you can't go wrong really. However you're probably going to need to do a lot of independent study on top of the degree to learn practical work related stuff as comp sci is mostly stuff you'll have little use for irl
>>74239888
stop mincing about then you fookin fairy
>>74239896
we don't say ass
>>74239896
>Australians say "dude"
'no'
maybe some "muh culture" poofs in melbourne but outside of that "mate" is far more common in my experience
hear arse regularly too
>>74239906
FOY
ha
>>74239896
the state of australian english
ha
/tv/ is a shitboard and I know all of your nonces browse it
ha
>>74239924
state of the states
wish i was 18 and had a 14 year old gf desu
>>74239896
the only people you hear saying "dude" here are girls
ha?
>>74239896
the only sports we have similar to gridiron were invented by brits
>>74239898
>>74239886
hmm i think it might make more sense for me to get into a trade instead. people say i have a bad case of the dumb
suh du
>4 Aussie replies
So insecure
loving these tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTnpN2H34A
>>74239935
knew a lad at school who was 17 and his gf was 14
i thought it was a little fucked up
black girls
*says something about some town and implies its better than another town*
*20 replies*
ah yes, brits
so insecure
suh duuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE
love the sound of german and hate the sound of spanish or italian
>>74239948
what sort of trade you interested in?
>>74239958
>megyn smelly
lol
>brits say 'اس زمین ہماری ہے'
the utter state
>>74239948
see how far you can get with this.
https://www.hackthissite.org/
More of an intelligence test than anything.
>>74239981
something real niche and specific. preferably something i could do freelance and potentially start my own business with
with that said i have no idea. i need to do a long hard think about this
>>74239978
hes come a long way
watch his newer vids, hes got a family and wears suits and drives an SUV and everything now
>>74239973
don't like them
they look weird
and their hair stinks
>>74239975
>>74239995
They're so annoyed
>>74239896
absolute state of oz
wish the media would stop saying "millenials" like they're talking about 15 year olds and not 30 year olds
cage fighting with the lads on monday
>aussies sing waltzing matilda to their routers to make the internet work
hod odd
>>74240004
don't forget about the disgusting contract between their fanny and their skin
>>74240041
it is the best part about them lad
fuck off
>>74240039
Love that song
>>74240019
what's so bad about being shaped like scooby doo?
you can make your hands look like australia if you put your left hand into a c shape and then your right hand next to it in a bigger c shape (i'd take a picture but i can't because i'd need both my hands)
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0BG_GBOFTw
>>74240022
15 years are gen z and I don't think anyone's making that mistake
>what's so bad about being shaped like scooby doo?
>you can make your hands look like australia if you put your left hand into a c shape and then your right hand next to it in a bigger c shape (i'd take a picture but i can't because i'd need both my hands)
>>74240054
the tone of articles whining about millenials says they are
>>74240022
>>74240054
aren't gen y and gen z both considered millennials?
>>74240048
>what's so bad about being shaped like scooby doo?
they're just jealous that we don't need ID to buy spoons
Ready for takeoff boys
>>74240071
such as....?
>>74240072
no
millennials = gen y
>>74240078
turn your device off mate
>>74240048
the united states is shaped like a shark
>>74240048
roof roof! scooby dooby doo! want a scooby snack? hahaha
>>74240078
put your window shutter down
>>74240078
dare you to shout in arabic
with the lads haha
Just made a 'itter
>>74240048
>tfw tiny little woman-sized hands
>cant make australia
ahhhhhhhhhhh
>>74240082
shan't be doing your research for you
>>74240111
you should be doing the research since you made the claim
>>74240107
BIZZARE that he knows when to use a coma desu
>>74240048
>you can make your hands look like australia if you put your left hand into a c shape and then your right hand next to it in a bigger c shape
>mfw this works
>>74240078
Where are you going
>>74240124
He's an intellectual, 'sheed
look at this black girl
think she's gorgeous desu
would date her even though she has kids x
>>74240133
He might be that leaf that's been talking about moving to Vietnam for ages
>>74240145
thats a quadroon at worst
feel like there should be discrimination laws against this tb h
>>74240145
>chasity
ah yes illiterate americans
>>74240109
like this only better than how i've drawn it
>>74240154
disgusting chings
>>74240145
>black
>>74240171
they make a good product though
no use in applying, mr muji probably ships in all the chinks express for his stores
>>74240174
she clearly is you coal black baboon
>>74240154
2,1,4,3,5
>>74240133
>>74240150
I am
Only 20 hours or so stuck in here
Might order some spirits to make the other leaf jealous
>>74240154
come home white man
>>74240190
Mate she is 20% black at most
>>74240199
What will you even be doing there
You're not going to be one of those nonces teaching english are you?
>>74240190
>muh one drop
back to /pol/ with your receding hairline
>>74240190
>chasity
obviously she is a nigger if her parents couldnt even spell her name right
>>74240199
>20 hour flight
grim, good luck
wish i could wake up and it would be 2004 and i could be living my idyllic bmx-riding bionicle-playing sand castle-building life again
sure i used to get beaten up by bullies but it was worth it
THAILAD!!!!!
>>74240256
>>74240261
do us a cheeky stream yeah?
wish i could wake up and it would be 2004 and i could be living my idyllic beating up bmx-riding bionicle-playing sand castle-building nerds life again
sure i used to get bummed by me da' but it was worth it
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILAD!
>>74240273
yeah nah
>>74240277
well good morning
*does a sex*
>>74239996
i'll just move to york and become a white van man
Why do girls bother sending five-word replies. If you don't want to talk then why respond?
>>74240305
sounds like a plan
Think I may be a drug addict
Dawned on me last night when I was doing heroin for the 3rd time
>>74240306
i just think its funny...
>>74240315
no more heroin
legs are sore can someone come rub them x
>>74240315
drugs are bad, if you do drugs, your bad
>>74240315
are you smoking it
>>74240325
>>74240337
If I stop I will just start drinking again though
I only snort it so it's okay
>>74240337
https://youtu.be/uJ-WRT8tyDQ
>>74240278
oi nah dont be a shitcunt ay
>>74240306
What's this normie nonsense about being ignored by someone you barely know? It's far, far worse to spend hours talking to a girl and feeling as if you've been friends for years only to have her basically ghost you. It's as if the first talking was a fluke; it was when all her real friends were busy. One-word replies = "you were only my friend for two hours when I was bored and all my real friends wouldn't text back srry!" Don't know why normie girls do this. They talk to so many people, make so many connections, that they mean nothing to them.
no more dead cops
mate of mine drinks an absurd amount of fizzy drinks
saw him finish off a 2 litre coke in one sitting before
drinking that much fizzy drinks is literally worse for you than smoking a pack of cigarettes a day
>>74240315
i'm a drug addict too, but on antidepressants
we're all slaves man
sperged out at my mum lads
She called me a loser for only having her as a contact on my phone and then I told her I'm a virgin and have never kissed a girl and she got angry
>>74240379
>we're all slaves man
speak for yourself
>>74240370
girls have autism
>>74240354
find some self control and behave yourself
>>74240357
nah yeah fuck off cunt
>>74240397
its yeah nah
>>74240315
been taking xanax daily for almost 3 years know
pretty sure it's done permanent brain damage at this point
>>74240397
Part of me wants to overdose and die Tbh
mentor me thairad
>>74240413
how do you keep getting repeat scripts?
watching hunter x hunter lads
THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE MUST DIE
DEAD FOR NO REASON AND DEAD FOR NO REASON IS MURDER
>>74240392
just shag a prostitute mate
>>74240407
yeah nah it's nah yeah cunt
>>74240418
find some meaning or purpose, you must care about something.
>>74240377
really makes me think
>>74240425
cause i actually do have generalized anxiety disorder so my psychiatrist keeps me on it
he suggested that i try an ssri but i told him i wouldn't take it
>>74240451
>not a Pepsi Max button
fucking PLEB
>>74240450
Only think I like doing is riding my motorbike, and looking forward to cutting my legs open at night
>>74240451
>it's a "/pol/ thinks that trump is a genius but he's literally just a normie mong" episode
>>74240451
he drinks diet coke
it's the sugar in fizzy drinks that's bad for you
>>74240456
>i actually do have generalized anxiety disorder
me too but my doctor is reluctant to give me scripts for even the shittiest benzos, let alone xanax
>>74240467
nothing speaks more of brain calcification than drinking the carbonated jew
>>74240472
those artificial sweeteners are significantly worse
>>74240480
that's cause you don't live in the medicated states of america
perfidious anglos
>>74240480
dr goldennose fixed him up real goodlike
>>74240485
wives tales
>>74240466
Maybe one day you could open a motorbike shop or something motorbike related idk, find a goal and work towards it. Sort yourself out mate, 5 years down the road you can look back at this time and think 'wtf was I thinking' if you work at making your life better.
>anxiety
bro just be confident
>>74240502
nah I think it's true
my brother drinks coke zero all the time and it's fucked him up in a big way, he's often better when he's off the stuff for a while
Had the 'am n' 'eese 'wich for brekkie
NO MORE DEAD COP
>oh you're a virgin??? Gross
madainn mhath
>>74240506
I only like riding my bike because I have to decision to ride into a car if I want to Tbh
I tried to hang myself last week but I just threw up and gave up
How did you get a good paying job in thailand?
>>74240480
what happened was my gp prescribed it to me first then referred my to the psychiatrist so i was already on xanax when he first saw me
>>74240541
Maidin*
>looking at college websites
>every single one has minorities on the home page
>>74240539
I remember when I was 13 and everyone bullied me for being a virgin
so I called everyone a slut and told them to fuck off
that showed them
>>74240556
diversity is your strength as well as fucktons of resource
This is a reddit meet up
>>74240570
still less autistic than a /brit/ meet up
>>74240550
benzos really aren't the kind of thing doctors give out repeats for
>>74240555
two n's in scots gaelic
>>74240579
haha
This is a /brit/ meet up
>>74240544
through years of learning and knowing someone.
I'm no psychologist mate, go to your GP, I don't know much help they are but it'll be a terrible waste of opportunity if you top yourself. Who knows where you'll be in just a few years if you work towards something. Or do what leaf is doing, apparently it's easy to find a decent paying job in Vietnam.
>>74240579
i actually doubt that
>>74240495
what does that word mean
>>74239454
>first world
>Turkey
nuuu