turtlegod edition
cara
business idea : psychothriller movie about an anonymous image board called 4chan
there arent even any brits in /brit/
>>74240605
have you SEEN the attempt?
mongs who say that 911 was a controlled demolition bother me
what they seem to gloss over is the fact that buildings in city areas are designed with their demolition in mind
A build in meant to collapse downwards onto itself rather than fall in one direction and cause more damage
>>74240633
>>74240633
don't care
know a few reddit twats irl and they're the worst people i know. they're unironically shitty people
highly doubt /brit/ lads could top them
Will not drink or do any drugs today to make thairad happy
theres no Éiru general :(
jeans inside out the entire day and no one tell me
why didnt we take all the oil in the middle east in the 20th century and move it back to the west
>>74240641
what about the hundreds of witnesses on camera talking about explosions, explosions in the recordings, firemen fucked up by explosives etc.?
Daily reminder that Big Mark is the best Chaser
>>74240618
why is he so short
>>74240645
fairly certain I met an /r/the_donald browser once and he was the biggest runt I've ever seen
not just when he was talking about trump, he immediately questioned what my height was when we met and went home early because he goes to bed at 8pm or something
>>74240671
and wearing those high boots too, can't possibly be more than 5'11
>>74240662
no such thing!
>>74240680
>5'11
mate, he's smaller than that. fuckin' hell, that's mental.
>>74240687
one of many
https://youtu.be/G1zED8dy63w
>>74240679
sounds like a /fit/izen
>>74240693
ah yes they think it was a bomb but they were probably under a lot of stress and not thinking clearly
tried to steal someone's wheelie bin today but got caught
luckily i was able to convince the owner that i'm autistic and didn't realise it didn't belong to me
>>74240644
my fucking sides
i CANNOT breathe
why are brits the most autistic people in the universe
>>74240644
the newcastle? one's funnier
>>74240641
biggest issue I have with that theory is why would you bother with the explosives if you're sending a plane into a building? of course the fucking thing is going to collapse if you send one of those things hurtling towards it, why bother getting caught with the other stuff?
>>74240679
at least he doesn't wish death upon those who disagree with their ideals
you could do your thesis on how social media(specifically reddit) has turned an entire generation of people into the biggest blockhead hypocrites the world has ever seen
>>74240701
>luckily i was able to convince the owner that i'm autistic
Shouldn't have been too hard.
>>74240699
Yes a trained fireman that got smacked in the face by an explosion was just stressed. Watch the video
i seem to remember they were selling scooby snacks in stores as promotional material for the scooby doo movie
can't remember if they were for dogs or people but i ate some nonetheless
>My state just made college completely free for everyone not making more than 100,000 a year
Wtf Bongs, get on our level.
>/brit/
>proper meetup
pick one (1)
>>74240717
fake news
>>74240707
the 2014 one? I don't think I have it sorry
This is a good /brit/ moment though
>>74240695
actually I think he was talking about going to the gym the next morning really early lmao but the bed time was a regular thing apparently
>>74240711
yeah but his entire reasoning on trump's election was fucking stupid, he fully believed all the conspiracy shit against him
>at least he doesn't wish death upon those who disagree with their ideals
>you could do your thesis on how social media(specifically reddit) has turned an entire generation of people into the biggest blockhead hypocrites the world has ever seen
>>74240725
yeah but you can't work outside your state, ever, or they'll revoke your diploma and charge your tuition fees
they're doing it in NY and it seems appealing(i might do it) but millions of people have moved out of NY in the past 10 years and it's only going to get worse. less people means less job demand means lower wages means struggling economy + higher taxes = you're extremely poor
>>74240720
i loved the wonka stuff cadbury used to put out
don't know if it was for the movie or not though
>thaitruther
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
>>74240755
I remember having it only a few years back so they might still do it
74240737
ah yes the tolerant left at its best
>>74240753
>wah wah wah taxes
fuck off
>>74240753
>yeah but you can't work outside your state, ever, or they'll revoke your diploma and charge your tuition fees
It's only for 4 years actually.
business idea : bosom buddy
>>74240761
You can't look into it without knowing it's fucky t?bh
>ah yes the tolerant left at its best
frankly tired of hardly getting replies when i need them more than ever
>>74240711
you do realise /r/the_donald is a part of reddit?
>>74240780
does your gf watch anime?
>>74240736
im sure he read once that going to bed early gave him better gainz
hmm i think today i'll denigrate and disparage anyone who disagrees with me by labeling them an alt-rightist and posting cherrypicked images of trump supporters embarrassing themselves. that'll show 'em
cide
>>74240812
go to bed
>>74240812
it's funny
>>74240755
it was around long before the Depp film came out
>>74240805
same as me, she used to when she was younger
>>74240755
that was nestle, not cadbury
i used to buy those things in bulk because they were giving out actual golden tickets and also because i'm a fat fuck
i got a missed call from your bitch
>>74240755
The chocolate hat ones were great.
>>74240753
>but millions of people have moved out of NY in the past 10 years and it's only going to get worse.
The state's still the 3rd most populous state in the Union with a burgioning economy. Even Upstate NY is experiencing a resurgence in recent years.
If you want to see a state that's truly fucked by economic flight, look at Michigan or Illinois
>>74240767
>paying $4k/year in school taxes when you haven't had a kid in school for over ten years
>seeing your local schools spend millions on random shit while the road in front of your house still has had a 2ft deep pothole in it for the past 6 years
do they sell whittakers chocolate in your country
>>74240837
ah just assumed it was cadbury from the purple logo
>>74240710
THAIIIIILAAAAAADDD could you please rorkesplain this post?
>>74240853
no
>>74240850
american roads are full of potholes because of various reasons
unions are a big scam and they like people to work as slowly as possible so that they get paid more
>>74240863
was mostly asking anglo contrys
>>74240809
yeah he was asian so maybe obsesses with overcompensating
>>74240866
>unions are a big scam and they like people to work as slowly as possible so that they get paid more
ah yes the "my uncles friends mom's dog's breeder was like really really lazy at his job but couldnt get fired!!!11!" meme
>>74240846
you're right but the big economic booms are not in NY right now, they're in NC and texas
>>74240850
>>paying $4k/year in school taxes when you haven't had a kid in school for over ten years
You do the same thing with social security and a whole bunch of other services, dumbass. Your road is full of potholes because you don't bother to pressure the city to maintain it.
>>74240800
not formally
>>74240881
It's more like "fucking train niggers stop goin on strike i need to get to work reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
NEED a 40 year old dominatrix gf who smells of bourbon and cigarettes
*LondOFF*
>>74240618
Based Pete
Context?
me in mid
>not formally
*LondON*
>>74240910
me on the right
james may on the left
>>74240857
>>74240710
The buildings were designed to withstand plane hits, WTC7 also collapsed and wasn't hit by a plane, buildings don't collapse in free fall speed without resistance due to damage alone. It's all been done to death if you care there's loads of documentaries.
>>74240894
they're intrinsically linked
>formally
don't use words you don't understand
guess how much i just donated to Molyneux
swipe down for now
someone give this yank a slap
he takes every criticism of Trump so personally
>>74240922
too much
>>74240918
you can't design a long thin building like that against a fucking plane crash
>>74240891
paying into social security(and medicaid) makes sense because we'll all need it eventually, but school taxes are fucking ridiculously high compared to the rest of the taxes we pay, and you're not getting anything out of it in the long term
my local education board wants to put a new roof on the elementary school next year that will cost $5mil. the school is brand fucking new and doesn't need a new goddamn roof but who can stop them. they've got their heads stuck so far up their asses they haven't seen the light of day in 50 years. my area hasn't seen an economic boom since the 70s. everyone is living in shitty old houses, driving shitty old cars, making less than they ever have, paying more in taxes and costs of living than they ever have, and these douchebags want to waste $5mil on a fucking ROOF for a school that was built 5 years ago that cost $280mil
>>74240882
I'm visiting Greenville in a few months for a week. Any recommendations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUuirwNKKWA
doing a timstep
Gf has been a right little grumpy cunt lately
>>74240966
don't bother visiting the ocean. it's overcrowded and shitty. there are plenty of fresh water lakes that have nice beaches
Think I'm gonna start jerking to pictures again.
>>74240955
It was a steel framed structure, birds fuck up planes. At least 2,861 architects and engineers disagree with you. Including the people who designed the building. Look in to it.
>>74240918
can't believe youre serious
you dont think scores of architects and structural engineers in the world wouldn't have come forward questioning it of it was even a tiny bit circumspect
>>74240992
>>74241001
>>74241004
Good /brit/ thread everyone
How would someone go about getting a job?
>>74240955
planes don't collapse buildings
>>74241011
you mean like these ones?
http://www.ae911truth.org/
I just feel like I'm being baited
>Thailad is a 9/11 conspiracist too
christ
thought he was alri
>>74241013
Firm handshake.
>>74241013
walk in dressed nicely and ask for one
>>74241013
Crash your plane into the Twin Towers
How can this retarded fucking nonce claim that 911 was an inside job? you little retard, you "truther," 911 cant be an inside job because planes come from the OUTSIDE!
>>74241013
Firm blowjob.
>>74240918
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2056088/Footage-kills-conspiracy-theories-Rare-footage-shows-WTC-7-consumed-fire.html
Most people think about suicide at some point
>>74241047
didn't it was an inside job, saying the official story is bollocks. If you knew anything about it, you would too.
will your cognitive dissonance allow you to spare 5 minutes or nah?
https://youtu.be/hgrunnLcG9Q
hate wogs
hate muslims
hate leftists
love pints
>>74241013
Just get on your bike la' plenty of jobs out there.
hate whoppers
hate big macs
hate kfc
hate gook food
love mcchickens
>>74241095
fuck off murderer
A solar eclipse
the cosmic ballet, goes on
>>74241024
ill look through it some other time then
>>74241073
fuck i'm on a list for clicking this now aren't i?
popeyes has the best chicken and i fudd done rucken like it
>>74241057
https://youtu.be/v9fLeLe4Nlk
for it to collapse symmetrically all columns have to fail at once. You understand that right?
>>74241141
the fire weakened the structure
>>74241141
hope a load a children were caught on the very top floor
can I have the opinions of Irish people on the Turkish people ?
>>74241178
fuck right off paki
>>74241178
just one kebab tonight cheers mate
>>74241183
I said Irish you little fat motherfucker
>>74241178
salad with mine thanks
>>74241141
Why assume the same exact materials were used?
>>74241141
black swan lad, unlikely things happen all the time.
>tfw conservative
>tfw on the "right" side of history
>>74241178
I liek tueky
>>74241147
So it would fall straight down in 7 seconds? Makes sense.
actual turks are cool, anatolians should be gassed
>>74241178
apologize for the armenian genocide
>>74241178
Thanks for the Sultan's food boats. To be honest there are no Turks here and I've never met one.
>>74241208
in minecraft when my wood tall big house on fire only bottom destroy buttop floor of house float
??? why trerorists green in minceraft not brown?
>>74241201
WTC 7 had some of the most important organisations in NYC including the CIA etc. It was literally built to be bomb proof, that video is of a hotel built in the 70's and seemed to be stronger. Strange that.
>>74241207
several times on the same apparently.
>>74241210
All you need is one floor to be weakened/damaged by the fire for a chain reaction to start
jet fuel might not melt steel beams, but it can weaken the structure enough that could cause it to buckle under the weight
and as I've said earlier, tall buildings in cities are designed to go straight down when they're being demolished, rather than fall on their side
>>74241232
does anyone care about armenians?
the only famous armenians are the kardashians, anita sarkeesian, and that bitch from the young turks
>>74241232
hahahaha, why should I apologize for something that has never happened ?
>>74241235
Yeah man, I'm happy that we sent aid stuff with boats.
>>74241259
Well the NIST (the people defending it) disagrees with your theory and so do thousands of architects and engineers, guess which one I'll take seriously.
Just look into it if you're interested.
>>74241271
armenians BTFO
>>74241247
>several times on the same apparently.
perfectly possible, can i suggest the best thing to do is forget all about it. it happened and cannot rehappen or unhappen, unless it affects your life daily directly just never mention it again and you will be happier. if you are right,there is nothing you can do about it. waste time on things that actually have some sort of benefit.
>>74241282
right
but even if it was an inside job, why does it matter?
>>74241291
I think think it's interesting that's all, I'm not bouncing off the walls about it.
job I really want popped up but I've got an interview for another job on Friday
i really like the albanian flag
know nothing about albania though
couldn't even point to it on a map
>>74241294
see
>>74241305
Also I'm not claiming to know what happened, It''s just obvious the official story is false. Occasionally blatantly
>>74241314
It look like a mmo game banner
>>74241305
fair enough, if physics and engineering are the thing enjoyed move to something less political. If its the politics that interests you, move to something less mass deathlike. its for the best.
>>74241314
dude
bunkers
lmao
>Some nonce on the other side of the planet knows all about architecture and fires
conspiracy thairist haha
>>74241337
The story is what gets me. The pentagon was hit by a plane but they won't release the footage and there wasn't a scratch on the grass or any plane parts recovered.
They identified the hijackers because they found their passports, even though the black boxes were destroyed and the hijackers are still alive to this day. You have to be some kind of idiot to buy this shit if you actually care enough to look into it.
It's always been my dream to be a highwayman.
can't believe people didn't filter the thai flag after the algerian saga
me and the boys
>>74241377
glad you've progressed from denying the holocaust like you used to thaimate
Been a lifelong dream of mine to one day get drunk on a plane
Lofty dream but I hope I'll get there some day
>>74241415
why are you lying?
bojangles has the best fried chicken nothing else is even close
>>74241424
so you're still denying it?
>>74241424
if i were lying to discredit you I'd insist you still believed it happened mate
>>74241441
>>74241443
I've never speculated on the holocaust one way or another on /brit/
>>74241178
Hate Turks. Love pints. Simple as
>>74241457
Fuck off. About a year ago you were being one of those 'Le numbers dont add up' twats
>>74241462
and what would pints be ?
>>74241475
Pints of stout
>>74241457
>deliberately ambiguous
now i know you're baiting
>>74241471
Honestly I don't know enough about it to make such brazen assertions (seriously)
>>74241528
god such flippant talk about the holocaust is sickening
>dont know dont care LOL!
Was supposed to go to the 'Mists this morning but i cba waiting for it to open at 10. Gonna nap lmao
heading out to Mr Pakis for some hangover munch, you lads want anything?
>>74241553
oy vey, suppose it should be mentioned every 5 minutes but it's cool if people larp as commies and wear the hammer and sickle
>>74241600
10g Amber mate cheers
ah yes
thailad the conspiracy theorist
excellent
>mfw people think Al Qaeda did 9/11
>>74241600
nah i'm alright
even if the conspiracy theories are true it wouldn't change a fucking thing
not a damn thing
Bit sad right now lads
Moving out of the house I've rented with my mates for the past 3 years. We've all graduated uni.
Doing one last sleep here then packing my bed up to throw in the dump
>>74241659
>A hijacker that crashed a plane into a building is still alive.
Sounds legit
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1559151.stm
You've got to be a special kind of stupid. Or you have no idea and will blindly defend things you've no clue about.
>>74241659
>the octopus isn't real
*rearranges your facial feayures, somehow making you MORE ugly*
heh..
that "on this day" oan fb just reminds ye ae how much ae a fukin weapon ye used tae be
>>>/sp/75608159
damn,,,,
>half a bag of tangfastics for breakfast
ah yes
>>74241704
http://www.911myths.com/index.php?title=Waleed_al-Shehri_still_alive%3F
quick google search you absolute runt
read the whole thing and tell me exactly where this site is mistaken if you're so fucking smart
but instead you'll probably attack the source and continue being a nonce runtoid
>>74241704
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waleed_al-Shehri#Reports_after_September_11_attacks
>>74241004
>birds fuck up planes
they fuck up engines, big commercial planes wouldn't feel birds clipping the body
do you really think something that big, that heavy, moving that fast with massive amounts of airplane fuel wouldn't be enough to fuck up a slender building hit right in the middle of it?
>>74241771
>911myths
First there's hours of documentary debunking these people. Secondly I'm not arguing them, I'm arguing the official story. Their version of events is different.
>>74241802
nose cones too.
Been to church yet lads?
I'm there now. The guy in front is talking about putting aside difference and the election and stuff Jesus did.
>>74241693
It would be staggering for someone who thought the government and the media were semi-honest. A secret organisation, that has infiltrated the western governments, media, and so on, that covered up the truth about a major terrorist attack that killed thousands of people.
It's almost certainly the "elite" families at the top (Rothschilds, royalty, etc) but they'd need tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of footsoldiers, all compartmentalised, but pulling in the same direction. A hidden army, whose weapons are lies, and whose goal is the enslavement of humanity.
It kind of changes things a bit, if you were planning to have descendants who are free.
>>74241855
>on your phone in church
Protestants...
Still annoyed at that Joshua win desu lads. Was really hoping that he was all hype and Wlad would hand him his arse on a platter, but it was a pretty impressive win desu. Wlad should have finished him in the 6th when he had him on the ropes
u.g.ly.
you aint got no alibi
you ugly (hey hey)
>>74241851
that's a single plate of metal at the front. you can bang up a panel in your car just bumping into a raised footpath, doesn't mean it's enough to fuck up the whole car like in a crash
*gets schwifty*
>>74241872
C of E. I'm at the back.
>>74241784
https://youtu.be/BpCrog2Q_ec
At least some of are alive, don't hold me down to the specific names. I like the part where they make him take a lie detector test to make sure he didn't crash a plane into a building.
>>74241904
Disgracful, put your phone away and have some respect
>>74240629
True Brit reporting in.
>>74241919
The Gaelic seed is unstoppable
>still debating 9/11 conspiracies in 2017
sort your fucking lives out
>>74241893
I can't remember what we're arguing about. You think 2 planes caused symmetrical collapses of 3 buildings, right? How come steel beams were ejected out at 90 mph?
>>74241933
I shouldn't have said anything
>>74241031
Why do Ethiopian children have so big bellies and thin arms?
Too much food, too little work.
>>74241933
It's fun to speculate because of the far-reaching implications if it was all lies, and there is a lot of evidence to suggest it was.
the world trade centre was ugly anyway
9/11 was a good thing
>>74241994
rorke
>>74241994
Also was filled with asbestos, loads of people died from cancer and respiratory problems years after, probably still now.
>>74241933
>posting on 4chan in 2017
absolute wasteman
will vaporise the chin of the next runt who says that the holocaust actually occurred
>>74242017
nice
>>74241991
it'd be just about one of the most evil things a government has done in human history
not just the act itself but how it was used as justification for a war that's lasted 15 years thus far
dont really care about the conspiracy theories of 9/11
but whats interesting is reading up about that 'larry silverstein' bloke
my respect for thailad is further eroded the more time I spend on this shithole
imagine being a late 20s rorke programmer living in fucking thailand of all places who still believes in 9/11 conspiracy theories. he has the mental capacity of a child who stopped developing in his teens
>bin that finn
>>74242047
a plane crashed here, it evaporated. u mad?
>>74242047
alri shlomosteinbergblatt
>>74242047
he seems pretty good at programming though
>>74242043
Not just the government, and not necessarily everyone in it. Just secret factions embedded within the government and other institutions (eg. media). I think they're probably satanists, and at the top arte a load of pedos who do human sacrifice. That's just a guess.
>>74242047
>having any respect for a sex tourist to begin with
don't do that
>9/11 arguments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf5FRPfGiC8
Imagine believing that WTC 7 just spontaneously collapsed in on itself due to being on fire for a bit. You'd have to think modern skyscrapers were all deathtraps.
>>74242143
Don't you mean SHUT IT DOWN?
Have any of you guys ever done a cold water extraction before and if so has it worked?
>>74242108
if it were uncovered that it was done deliberately by anyone or anything people would be extremely angry but nothing would happen besides maybe a few protests
i live in NY and we don't even talk about it because many of us think it was indeed an inside job
>>74242151
Don't forget Lucky Larry giving the order to demolish it.
https://youtu.be/p34XrI2Fm6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI7cbaV5gA
mystery solved
at the very least 9/11 was used as an excuse to start a bullshit war which is evil enough by itself
>>74242068
just funny how genuinely pathetic you are
I grew up as an expat kid in china and I saw a lot of the human scum that the west pumps out when they can't find a job there and move to asia. a lot of the older guys were just sad, had this nonce air about them and couldn't find their way around, maybe had half-hearted attempts to understand the local culture but overall felt awkward about everything. and this is china, which actually has a future and is supposedly becoming a major economic power; you went to the b-grade option of a dead-end future. have a very strong mental image of you
>>74242220
It's funny how upset you're getting over this. Totally understandable though and I'm sure you're a good lad.
>>74242204
wasn't surprised when i discovered that he was a friend of DJ screw and was in a few blaxploitation movies with him
still got 20 years ahead on rap
>>74242213
Grim
Could you ease give me a rundown on how it's working?
if you're under 50 and you believe in god you're an idiot
>It was the Muslims
>It was the Jews
>It was Bush and Cheney
Heh... Sheep the lot of you...
>>74242250
>>74242261
The correct answer
>>74242220
perhaps he's a thainese immigrant and wanted to go back home?
>>74242261
Tim would never hurt a fly. His dad on the other hand...
>>74242269
Living out he rest of your life might be enough
>>74242235
I'm not upset, I haven't even argued with you over your 9/11 shite
I've just slowly seen the things you believe and the way you reason arguments and this is the moment that has finally cemented my view of you.
NEEDED to make this smaller
>>74242269
I really envy people who can fully believe in a religion. It must be nice to have that sense of security and meaning.
>74242303
>Thai internet
>>74242213
what the fuck is this
>>74242290
http://murderpedia.org/male.B/b/byrne-patrick.htm
hmmm
>>74242269
should've specified abrahamic god
judaism, christianity, and islam are all bullshit
deism and gnosticism i can respect
>>74242302
Okay, well that's fine lad. You can think whatever you like. I've heard it all. By the way fuck ever living in China.
business idea: a rorke in a foreign country
>>74242352
I'm in
>all this low quality b8
>should've specified abrahamic god
>judaism, christianity, and islam are all bullshit
>deism and gnosticism i can respect
>>74242346
why are they bullshit?
>>74242391
because they don't allow muh cummies
The CIA were behind 9/11. Bush had no idea and was chilling on his ranch.
doing a VERY spicy poo lads
>>74242419
Haha, nice.
>>74242068
What is this supposed to prove?
back from my run
someone do something homoerotic to me?
>>74242350
nah china was great, of course you have to follow the "mainland chinese are scum!!! thais rule!" local mindset though
seriously though what future do you have there? is there anything to being a low-level programmer in thailand? my mum used to do odd jobs involving teaching with art & design teachers there, they would do the absolute minimum of work and would never have gotten away with it back home (they were mostly brits too lel). those people were just a waste
>>74242415
did he get to bring friends?
>>74242405
good on the lad desu
>>74242391
they're a mechanism of control, nothing else
>>74242405
thought his face was just fucked by the babyfat, guess some people are ugly no matter what
>>74242461
alri free thinker haha
>>74242405
have lived a sedentary life for nearly 8 years and i bet i could still run a mile faster than him but only because i'm not overweight
don't understand why reddit's so hated desu
>>74242489
the two party system and the cold war warped people's minds
>>74242405
just needs to start lifting heavy as fuck to fill out his skin with muscles 2bh
>>74242443
Which part of China did you live in mate?
>what future do you have there?
I'll be taking over the Thai branch as my boss retires (company is multinational)
>>74242489
this is an unacceptable opinion to hold
*downvotes*
>>74242405
Fuck man he gave it a red hot crack at least
my lil baby twenty height height height height
i be out here sellin yay yay yay yay
*waits for the next thread due to the minimal (you) potential*
*makes a post to push it along*
*posts my epic post in the old thread because it's so shit that no one will give it (Yous) anyway*
reckon thailad's easy to get along with irl
>>74241399
he namefags so no reason to filter the flag
just the name
>britain colonized us
>we colonized them
>>74242651
So was Jimmy Savile.
thailad is a top bloke
would have a pint with the man
PINTS
havin a cig
>>74242651
y-you too
>>74242665
love pints
Cheeky bit of Turkish delight in the morning
>>74242714
Suck me
>>74242694
i'm easy to get along with for a while but i'm bipolar so i go through bad periods where i turn into an asshole because i want to be left alone
i'm trying to manage it