/brit/

FIRST

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kelv

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Big news lads
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/857678410637860864

my gimmicks;
rasheed
rorke
doing a poo
doing a think
sweetie posting
>gif fuck off
tb h

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>>74184289

>>74184271
woah, a whole 18? and you haven;t talked to one of them
congrats studmuffin

>>74184318
liar

>>74184309

>>74184309

>>74184309

>>74184309

Say NO to JF OP

Literally about to buy a prozzie.

>the only good fascist is a dead fascist
ah yes, the modern day christcuck

>>74184340
shan't

>>74184289
someone make an absurdly insulting post and see if you can get it private within the hour

>>74184352
pathetic. have some self-respect

>>74184356
wish i could gutpunch every slag i see wearing a crop top

>>74184340
The last time I saw him make a thread on spee when Bradley had just been sacked and I got the best Kev's ever

>>74184361
theses people are completely consumed by ideology, they fell into the abyss and can never escape

>>74184247
me on the top left

>>74184289
>It's okay to be in love with Howl right? Despite the fact he's a cartoon?
one of us

>>74184392
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/857017680657879040

can that aussie who has a picture of me post it? want it for a face rate thread x

>>74184393
I'm autistic. Girls like me generally but can NOT talk to women. Literally mummy issues: the lad

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cara is a coalburner

>>74184432
Is your mummy yummy?

>>74184428
I've never made a girl come before, promise?

>>74184340
Good edition but shan't be using it

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>>74184431

Is Calvin an Irish name?

Note: Do NOT reply if you aren't at least part Irish

>>74184289
Lovely body. Any more pics?

flatmates have invited me to a bbq tomorrow

not sure about it but I already said I'd go

>>74184247
me in the incel

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Why aren't you drinking yet?

Football's on edition

don't even fucking respond to it

it made a new thread because it knows it's the easiest way to get attention

>>74184442
shame, really thought I had a chance and all

>>74184480
not irish and still replying :)

>>74184144

It is a cross section so there are probably more rooms, no non-meme house is one room wide

>>74184483
What are you gonna bring?

>>74184247
I'm a mixture of slayer, chad and normie

>>74184432
I'm good with girls for a few weeks/months until I get too "real" for them and turn them off.

>>74184504
did the man kick the ball again? did he kick it with his foot?

had a £1 tesco pizza and a beer for dindins boys, haven't eaten all day so it was extra delish

hope you lads had equally fulfilling dindins

>>74184504
i'm a cardiff fan and even i cba watching, game is meaningless

on repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYOKFjpm9s

Life goals: to be out tomorrow night with the lads and not streaming the boxing alone in my bedroon

>>74184530
In what way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/857177063027027968

>aisha now openly condones paedophile apologists

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>Marxist
>history student
every time

ironic that people who dont support football are considered gays but getting hot, sweaty and angry over manicured men wearing tight clothes kicking a ball around a pitch is conisdered maly

>>74184536
Have you ever fought Lickdicki in a firm war for the pride of Wales?

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>>74184482

>>74184565
gets too real for them

>>74184530
i can relate

>>74184565
expressing actual deep feeling and/or opinions, Many girls just CANNOT cope with this concept

runt: rosy
pleb: sara
patrician: aisha

guarantee the majority of /brit/ does not brush their teeth twice a day and thus has yellow teeth and bad breath

I've been deactivating and reactivating my facebook for years but I decided to permanently delete my facebook now it's gone forever
had over 700 friends and regret it

the hexx
in the mouth a desert
summer babe
elevate me later
frontwards
fillmore jive
grounded
type slowly
stop breathing
gold soundz

10 best pavement songs

>>74184636
this

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>>74184289
Good girl, but she needs to give up her dumb religion.

want sara, aisha and rosy to take turns pooing on me

you lads watching the boxing tomorrow?
it's a fucking set up, klitschko is way too fucking old

>>74184644
>now it's gone forever
you don't believe this, do you?

melissa a cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hKqAhm8qYk

>Garden Bridge cancelled

thank God. stank of corruption

>>74184644
Feel I'd miss the photos desu
Not that I look at them regularly or anything but they're sort of nice to have

can i make the next thread lads? i've never done it before

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>>74184598
*heems you with just one arm*

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alri lads, rate my tinder

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The goal gf (Aisha's sister)

>>74184647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DfvdeH-io

>not even a mention for this banger

>>74184592
one day

Think the prozzies are all in becausr it's raining

Just got called a council estate socialist in Greggs

>>74184744
>coloured hair
>labour supporter

wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot barge poll

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reckon i have a shot with one of the commie slags if i pretend i'm antifa?

>>74184740
what a slut
wonder if she has a roastie

>>74184742
screaming. what are the responses?

>>74184701
Well it's impossible for me to access ever again
You get 14 days to log in after a perm delete and I didn't

>>74184745
malkmus is so fucking hot

im mellowing out
wish i had a lad to cuddle with

>>74184209
>synthwave

don't mind if i do!
https://youtu.be/fGaF2VUV2kc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_VFWR7aB60

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Just got snapped with the missus

Just put £2k into a stocks and shares ISA. Looking forward to being a literal billionaire within 5 years.

>>74184854
heh obesity

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I know they just set it up like this and then go back to their phones but girls are so good at cultivating a style . wonder if it's a nesting instinct

>>74184793
get very few matches tbqh

>>74184742
you look underage

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>>74184742

>was on twitter earlyish in 2008
>had a rare 3 letter url
>account got hacked a couple years ago
>twitter support were no help and never got it back
still sad about it

>>74184565
basically this>>74184620
they want me to express deeper feelings and ideas but then get upset with me for not being basic enough.
this isn't the only reason, but I have a hard time making relationships last for a long time, I think I usually come to resent most girls.

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>>74184854
>these people are happier than i could ever be even though by all accounts i should be looking down on them

>>74184822
are you cute

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What beer should I pick up on the way home from slavery to celebrate the start of two days of freedom?

>>74184742
daniel

>>74184883
im 19 x

>>74184879
h8 capitalism, just h8 it
*eats from dunkin donuts*

>>74184849
>not posting the goat version
https://youtu.be/q-oVgjE2i4c

>>74184909
bud lite

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>>74184909
Something small and foamy

>>74184897
I think there's sonethjng to the "women are for sex and breeding" meme

>>74184879
>cultivating a style
>instead of being a style
plebs

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>>74184840
i've never heard something so boring

>>74184742
if this is real get your act together mate. your hair's a mess, you look like you're on ket and your bio just makes you look like an edgy nonce.

>>74184946
Ah yes, Kölsch

>>74184919
nah

>>74184939
I only drink bud light lime if I'm drinking pee

>>74184946
Like a lager?

>>74184879
Ah yes a 200 page book by a latino immigrant that is complete nonsense but core reading of your course.

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>>74184795
>>74184795
>>74184795
post ur sexy accents pls :33

>>74184742
you look like an edgy tryhard drug addict

>>74184742
Girls don't understand this sort of humour and they won't want to be associated with you

>>74184742
dementedDybala/10

>>74184822
wish I could cuddle with you

>>74184966
posting something then la

>>74184947
most of the girls I've dated have been "artsy" smart types, maybe that's the problem.

>>74184908
>>74185011
You're a slap in the face of God

watching the royal tenenbaums

might drunkdrive to mcdonalds
want one of those 20 mcnugget boxes rn

>>74185058
Don't forget a road soda and take pics of your adventures for the lads

>>74184992
its funny how every "right wing" era in America also seems to place a heavy emphasis on fitness.

look at the rise in gym culture going on right now

>>74184909

Späten
Franzishaner
Spitfire
Bulldog
Doombar

or just go Peroni or stella or something

>tfw twisted humour is far to intelligent for swine (aka women)

Which group of people do you hate the most?
If you pick anything other than jews you are a literal newfag

http://www.strawpoll.me/12843054

>>74184908>>74185011
xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcgLrXGfp4

hale santans

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>>74185016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBDu4ZARIo

been digging this lately

>>74185049
*slaps him again even harder*

>>74184927
socialism isn't about living like a monk

>>74184879

>Ah Yes best show everyone that im so great for reading about Liberation Theology
>Best get these products from a multinational corp in frame too teehee!

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>You're a slap in the face of God

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thank you hungry skeleton

Does /brit/ go quiet on Friday evenings because it's full of, dare I say, normies?

>>74185145
LOGO TO CAMERA, LOGO TO CAMERA

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feelbad from too much drinking

>watch young coming of age drama
>desperately want to kill myself because I missed out on young gay love
aha yes

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Morrisons had:
-Fuck all offers
-Rotten onions that looked fine on the outside
-Inexplicably loads of people

Going to be in a mood forever

>>74184968
>tfw too much time spent cultivating my wicked sense of humour and devilish wit to take care of my appearance

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I got love from superstars in America before I got love from guys I chilled with at the corner shop and that's what bothers me

>>74185184
They're all in al/ck/

>>74185174
cute, perfect body

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Lost lads

Howdy

https://twitter.com/syndicalisms/status/857804383542792192
howling at the state of the fr*nch

https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/857589970843955201
Does she post here?

has mummy may gone a bit off the rails or whats going on

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I stole a man's job

He was a pure lad, but he had a drinking problem and a history of drugs and his fiancée left him and now he has no job and lost his house and moved back in with his mother at the age of 39

I don't know how to feel

>>74185285
>>74185291
Ah yes, the ol' twatter

all three of the commie girls are ugly

that gimmick should have died years ago

>>74185269
>getting lost in addis
rip la, nice knowing you x

>>74185291
>location: Norwich
TIL, I thought she was from the home counties

>>74185291
yeah

she's here right now

hate flat sharing so fucking much

>>74185269

REALLY Like the blurryness of this picture desu. Really encapsulates the panic that you yourself feel

>>74185222
>He didn't fuck and suck all the way through premium secondary school bp

Sad.

dropped some mandy after a 3 day coke binge

what can i expect

>>74185364
>dropped some mandy after a 3 day coke binge

You will probably have to pick it up at some point.

>>74185354
no please don't make me feel worse

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17UF68lkaAU

>>74185350
yeah it's like he took the photo while running away from something or someone
perhaps, dare i say, from himself?

>>74185364
>enjoying the nasal jew

No pun intended haha

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Doing a read

>>74185364
less stimulation as result of depleted dopamine
complete waste

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>>74185334
take it back

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>she's an anime nonce

>>74185285
>it's just dindus trying to get off school
really gets the neurons firin'

>>74185403
really hate vocaroo posts because i always think they're going to be bullying my posts
PLEASE think before you post

>>74185082
interesting point. never noticed that before.

>>74185305
Bad, wont go away until you help him in some way

>>74184209
Do you have Anglo discord, lads?

>>74185429
doesn't mdma affect serotonin though

>>74185473

Discordfags are the worst kill yourself runt

mdma is for children

>>74185473
fuck off reddit

>>74185502
t. heroin addict

>>74185481
dopamine too, and nor-epinephrine why do you think it keeps you awake? thats where the rush feeling comes from

does anyone have that vocaroo of Morrissey talking about what a loathsome cunt 190cm is?

bad gimmicks

>future posting
>commie stalking
>bradley walsh posting
>name posting

good gimmicks

>kev
>tim
>phimo / turtle mong
>business ideas
>mummy may

>>74185550
yeh

>>74185568
excellent post
is turtlemong about x

>>74185550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WA0ZbkWkSH

>>74185568
good post

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good ol' vista

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Have to get rid of the hair soon

Dreading the first day I go into the office with it all shaved off

Don't want to be bald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_SQMkdQ1ME

crossbreed

problem with grime is that it's a cool sound but none of them actually know how to make good music

>>74185606
JUST

>>74185594
fucking howling
thanks lad x

>>74185606
ouch

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>>74185606
>gingey

>>74185432
is that a soviet football shirt

just done a cheeky prayer for sudden adult death syndrome lads

>>74185606
screaming. literal cuck hair

Completely fucked, got a 200 page book by a latino immigrant that is complete nonsense but core reading of your course due on Tuesday and haven't even started

>>74185606
I know you
How are your wife's daughters?

I took two hydrocodones because of my tooth. When do I get high?

>>74185606
nice beard, good coverage

>>74185606
you'll look ok
you have a nice beard, maybe trim it a bit to avoid looking like a viking though

>>74185682
got a cheeky case of the SADS

>have to write a 200 word lab report by tomorrow
Am fucked aren't I?

>>74185606
Just grow it long at one side and comb it over. Nobody will ever know.

>>74185605
Sort of love Johnson desu

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>>74185219
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SqXl7Mhktm

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*gif of rihanna sipping a drink*
checkmate, anglo

>>74185749
sounds handsome

I used to be more of a Sara kinda guy but now I'm leaning more towards Aisha

>>74185466
I kind of feel like he did it to himself though. He never showed up for work and they wanted rid of him anyway, so someone would've taken the job eventually. But they basically made him train me up unwittingly and then sacked him

>>74185784
rosy is the thinking mans crumpet.

>>74185605
I agreed with him. Never had a problem with Vista

No idea where the taxi man is taking me.

>>74185502
So are videogames but they're both still fun in moderation

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>>74185784
bad lad

can't stop dreaming and thinking about a lad I'm in love with

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>>74185811

>>74185854
bit gay

>>74185784
welcome to the winning team lad

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>rosy is the thinking mans crumpet.

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>>74185784
>>74185811
Reminder they ALL have abhorrent personalities
Rosy is the ONLY choice purely because of her tits and arse

>>74185678
Hair on my head is blonde it's just the light

>>74185702
Yeah my wife's son
He's good

>>74185717
>>74185721
Cheers

This is actually the shortest it's been in a while

Also I'm 21
Be thankful you're not me
No matter how shit any of your lives are, at least you're not bald at 21

>>74185843
off a cliff hopefully

Lived with my flatmate for 3 months and I still don't know his name desu. He mumbled when I first asked him but I didn't make him repeat it and now it's too awkward to ask. Keep trying to intercept his post so I find it out, but he doesn't really get any

>>74185854
Cold shower and join the Prussian infantry

>>74185732
Would prefer to do a husky report desu wahey

>>74185811
state of you mate

>it's a commie gf edition
alright lads, gonna have a quick toss off. be back in 30

>>74185906
Fuxk u bro

>>74185901
aisha is sounder than the other two by far

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>>74185811

>>74185850
>when she smiles or talks or moves

>>74185903
get a hair transplant

>>74185951
don't like this new Catholicism gimmick

>>74185951
slightly less of a dickhead maybe but still a nutcase

Sara is the patrician choice because she voted Leave

>>74185910
join me in the shower will you?

I've never had a dream in black and white, lads. Starting to think no one actually does

>>74185977
No fuck all that shite I'll just deal with it

Can someone do a Photoshop of me with good hair

>>74186016
Alright

>>74185305
>>74185794
how do you live with yourself?

>>74185951
Probably
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/855086289477140480
Normie twat though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh0hu5uK1Ic

doing a listen to this

thinking about shagging prossies again
oh no

>>74186036
you just relax, I'll soap you up and wash you all over

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>>74186051
she's fucked in the head 2bh

GOD DAMN IT JUVENTUS! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!! YOU JUST HAD TO HOLD OUT FOR 5 MORE MINUTES YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE OF A FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74185903
21? you look older, would've guessed 25-27

voy al supermercado

quieres algo?

@74186119
FOY

>>74186072
*doesn't object to your advances*

>>74186109
this is an indirect for /brit/
she hates us but at the same time she's intrigued by us

>>74186109
bet she fantasises about being raped by rorke
vile girl

>>74186147
how about you fuck off you snaggle tooth sheep fucker prisoner-of-her-majesty tiny island nation cunt?

>>74186109
This is what infuriates me about left-wing girls (which is pretty much all of them desu). Will bang on about how important consent is, how terrible sexual assault is, etc, etc, but they still want Chads to take control and fuck them hard and rough. They only call it creepy/rapey when it's an ugly guy trying to act alpha.

>>74186145
un helado no se como se llama pero creo que tiene un cono o algo como eso mi amor x

>>74186160
oh wow, you're getting rock hard
*sneakily sticks my finger in your arsehole*

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>A Tory MP has quit just hours after claims surfaced that he told a class of A-level students that 'homosexuality is wrong and a danger to society'.
>Student Esther Poucher, who describes herself as a campaigner for LGBT rights, asked him if he was planning on attending the Isle of Wight's first ever pride event.
>She wrote on Facebook: 'He told us that he'd been invited, but wasn't intending to go. This is because (and this is a direct quote) he thinks that homosexuality is 'wrong' and 'dangerous to society'.
>'At this answer, I had to leave. It's terrifying that in this age and point in our development as a society, there are still people that can't care enough about a person's wellbeing to just accept who they are.

Tories BTFO

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>ywn show Aisha the superiority of Marxist-Leninist atheism and dialectical materialism over Catholic Communism

bad feel

>>74186185
>fantasising about shagging lads who've never even kissed a girl
Doubt it mate.

booked non refundable hotels for Edinburgh but regret
Wish I'd saved some money and gone to a hostel and made some friends too
No way if getting my money back now through

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>Zimmerman trial was 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW-Au4sXLU4

Aisha's twitter profile pic is /fa/ as FUCK

>>74186051
me David Hurt

>>74186185
i think you're right, but probably more me in particular than just /brit/ in general honestly. not joking, we and her kind of have a hate-hate thing but with a bit of twisted desire/flirting, she's blocked me on twitter like 5 times

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aisha is the paranoid schizophrenic man's crumpet

>>74186204
ooh cheeky
*rocks gently back into you*

>>74186250
haha not you sweetie, I was referring to one of the fringe normies like myself

>>74186145
Si, una novia, por favor

>>74186227
>catholic communism
never understood this meme. isn't catholicism the most materialistic religious practice out there? like i saw on her twitter a picture of pope francis being given a golden hammer and sickle.

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Hello /brit/, I'm visiting from /britfeel/ because I understand you have a more active social life than us. Can you help me with this?
>>>/r9k/36624362

>>74186301
i think social media damages people

>>74186256
>No way if getting my money back now through

Tell them you have bedbugs at home and rre cancelling to stop the risk of transferring them to the hotel

They'll refund you right away, once bedbugs get in they're fucking impossible to remove without burning the building down and starting from scratch

>>74186203
vale, esperame aqui

>>74186297
Different accounts?

>>74186329
A lot of Latin American leftists embrace Catholicism, "Liberation Theology" and the like
But yes, official church doctrine is hostile to communism. Always has been.

>>74186135
Yeah I'm also 6'2 and broad with a very hairy chest and big arse

Think I've been fucked over by testosterone

>>74186342
You should know that /brit/ is a strictly anti-anime general.

>>74186342
no fuck off

>>74186306
let me take care of that for you
*starts sucking on your juicy cock*

>>74186314
This post upset me a bit.

>>74186329
In what way is Catholicism materialistic? It's definitely conservative (although slightly less so with the new Reddit-tier Pope), but I don't think calling it materialistic makes too much sense.

>>74186201
Also how they've all supposedly had terrible lives full of trauma, then they post pics of their childhood and its clear they had literally perfect, incredibly understanding parents, grew up in affluent middle class areas and have generally had life handed to them on a plate.

Really makes me think, maybe they're just fucking bored.

Just looked at the diary of my great uncle who fought and died in the RAF in WW2

He lists his past girlfriends, there was an odd 20 names with one that said 'she's the one'

I haven't had fucking one, Jesus Christ, bad feels. There was even an angry letter from a girl he stood up.

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>>74186027
bit of an improvement

>>74186342
A poll the other days showed there are nearly 49 virgins posting here. Might be best looking somewhere else.

>>74186432
lol

>>74186399
hmm very nice
*strokes your hair and pulls you in closer and annexes the Sudetenland*

what?

>>74186388
>big arse
thought that was a feminine trait

>>74186301
It's called attention seeking.

Women used to only do it with their partners, now it's splashed out for all the world to see.

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(((sara davidson)))

>>74186436
It genuinely is aswell

JUST

>>74186342
You don't just go to bars and pick up women. Especially not alone.

Concentrate on making some friends first. Once you have friends you go to a bar together and, if you're lucky, get talking to some girls who are also there. Walk before you can run.

>>74186449
wasn't just here, i also posted that link in /cum/ too

>>74186489
my sister unironically says things like this

Dirty floor lad here

Thought I should mention I ended up losing my V to that girl a few weeks ago

Never give up hope lads

>>74186516
lobotomise her

>>74186403
truth hurts kid
man up or fuck off to /britfeel/

>>74186473
annex my tight little arsehole

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>So anon, how are things going with that girl? You have talked to her right?

>>74186408
It values idols and vanity over simplistic worsip

Welcome to Papism vs Protestantism 101

>>74186489
>academics
>opinions
ah yes

>>74186474
Yeah probably, I don't know. It's muscle. I feel like an early version of one of those bearmode homos that get posted on fit

>>74186559
/r9k/ has too many normies. Also I refuse to 'man up'. It stops being banter when a persons feelings get hurt. Think you're bang out of order 2bh.

>>74186564
That can be arranged.

*moves seventeen divisions and two armoured Panzer strike brigades into your border regions*

Klitschko will win on points

ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE

>>74186351
Hnm thanks lads might give this a go
Scared it could go pear shaped and I lose money either way

getting dreadful service at the pharmacy

might start yelling and saying names

>>74186617
oh my I'm not sure I can take it all!

>>74186589
Yes, but it's in the hands of the church rather than the congregation. I don't think it preaches individual materialism as such.

>>74186568
hit the gym kiddo

>>74186613
Oh fuck off you crybaby, this isn't your safe space
What website do you think you're on?

written 1000 words tonight lads in about 40 minutes

only 2k to go and i still got another week left.

feeling productive

>>74186589
>it's a "Protestant doesn't understand the difference between veneration and worship, nor what "idolatry" means" episode
zzzzzzzz

>>74186693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TxjrHPHypA

hmm....

>>74185606
don't go bald
just cut it very short

>>74186568
well firstly take that bloody rug off your head. you look like an utter nonce and if i see it again i swear to christ i will heem you with the force of a thousand suns.

someone do a new

>>74186618
Said this to my normie mate and he said Joshua will win early, but if it goes on too long Klitschko will take it.

Now what do I say.

business idea: new thread

>>74186731
need her to lecture me on communism whilst stomping my spuds

>>74186734
good lad

>>74186731
not a fan
give me a soviet farmer girl any day

did the man hit the other man?

>>74186724
Piss off with your macho shite and apologise.

>>74186758
Shan't be watching that so you linking it was a COMPLETE waste of time and effort

>>74186731
wouldn't kick her out of bed

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>>74186833