/brit/

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kelv

it was physically impossible for lee harvey oswald to have had the angle to shoot john f kennedy

the americans literally blew their own presidents head off

love a bit of bush

>>74182422
who is this?!

>>74182439
fine taste sir. george or jeb?

>>74182439
alri Tony

http://www.strawpoll.me/12851150

http://www.strawpoll.me/12851150

http://www.strawpoll.me/12851150

http://www.strawpoll.me/12851150

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At the station
Might have a beer

>hiroshimoot wants to make /b/ but with flags as a split version of /pol/ or something
what is up with this mong

Haven't kissed anyone in 2 weeks

great granddad beat my grandma and was a mad cunt
got out of the war because his job was to go into oil tanks on boats and check they were all correct but they didn't give him any protective equipment so he died of cancer

>>74182438
Lee Whoey Whowald?

I remember when 2c was legal I made 20 grand in one summer

wish i had mates to go drink at the pub with

>>74182214
Yeah m8. Hit me up here or in /dbt/ if you're ever serious about Africa. I'll be in Europe round december though. Gonna do a cheeky iberian tour and meet a boyo of mine in Vienna.

>>74182494
Madmann

>>74182494
this is so cute :D

>>74182481
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12851150
none of the above

burial at sea for me thanks xx

>>74182498
source
>>74182501
FOAL

Have never kissed a boy on the lips
I'm gay

*somersaults into thread*

RON PAUL 2012!!

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>>74182444
a mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLx1QkAlmU

>>74182438
Watch that vid of the secret service bodyguards, confused at being ordered to fall back, right before the first shot. Bit of an eye opener.

>>74182494
runt shoes: check

runt bottoms: check

runt beer: check

runt sitting position: check

runt image size: check

hmmmm yes, everything seems to be in order

>>74182549
burial at sea is still a burial you fucking special snowflake

>>74182502
>he beat his own daughter
>he got out of the dangers of war by doing something else
>he died of cancer because of it anyway

what a ride

>>74182570

good lad

>>74182569
kissed them on the bum eh lad?

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>>74182439
wonder who could be behind this post

>>74182494
Why does that bottle of Heineken have a picture of the Falkland Islands on it?

fun fact: death row era kurupt is the most underrated rapper of all time

https://youtu.be/ey0n7fHOwpk

>>74182621
haha I wish

>>74182587
also a very runty photo angle

>>74182494
Alri Iain

>>74182551
>>>/pol/123131940

>We're thinking about making a new board, and we'd like anons to help us choose a name.

The board is going to follow /pol/'s format (i.e. NWS, flags, and thread-specific IDs) but it will have no topic and rules similar to /b/. The idea is to allow people who like /pol/'s format a place to post off-topic stuff without being hassled by mods, and to help keep /pol/ focused on politics and current events despite the massive growth it continues to experience.

>>74182587
>going innarave in your best clogs

No way pedro, normally I'm wearing the ol Cp's

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ah yes, this was TOTALLY not orchestrated by the CIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU83R7rpXQY

>>74182581
Here:
https://youtu.be/XY02Qkuc_f8?t=24s

Bit weird.

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fried some onions and added brown sugar and balsamic, then toasted the bun in the pan. gonna wrap it all up in foil for 5 mins to steam the bun.

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>>74182629

>>74182587
runt flag: check

saw pictures of my grandma when she was 20 and i wont lie i definitely would

>>74182602
only in terminology you great pudding. i wont be physically buried at all. ill just float off in a comfy wooden box and all me family and friends will have a nice day out

>>74182669
looks VERY tasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnHcyI0XPU

love the subtle jewish brainwashing in this advert

ITS TIME TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR RACE GOYIM

THE WHITE RACE IS FINISHED

made a fucking killer Chili earlier. shall keep me fed over the alcohol-soaked bank holiday weekend

>>74182699
the coffin is weighted mate. you'll just be a tasty meal for bottom feeders (not homosexuals)

>bank holiday weekend
>boss gave me a ton of work to get on his desk by monday

>>74182438
Its was actually a bodyguard in the the car behind that fatally shot jfk. Oswald shot first and in the panic the bodyguard took out his gun and pulled the trigger by accident, shooting jfk in the head

>>74182657
It's because he was Catholic and wanted to expose the Jews.

>>74182730
mental that you're irish innit?

>>74182742
maybe ill request to not be in a coffin then. just chuck me over and ill biodegrade

im still so high

>According to the 2007 national census, 98.64% of the housing units of Addis Ababa had access to safe drinking water, while 14.9% had flush toilets, 70.7% pit toilets (both ventilated and unventilated), and 14.3% had no toilet facilities
ah yes, shall be getting the next flight there

>tfw oversensitive to criticism
>always get shouted at and bullied when cycling

not very good at this "life" thing

>>74182742
thinks he's gonna be a fucking viking going out on a flaming boat lmfao

>>74182438
But whyyyyyyyy

>>74182755
would howl if this was true but there's no way it is
the bodyguards of the president are extremely well trained

>>74182803
what do the bullies say to you when you are cycling mate?

>>74182794
choon
https://youtu.be/UCPOnzbmOgo

ow la' gona roll a fag

wan wun?

>>74182653
/brit/ needs it's own board

>>74182755
And the media covered it up.

Makes sense.

become a proepr hardman when i'm driving, get in to lots of arguments and shout out my window

even got out of my car and threatened to fight some guy once

weird because im completely non-confrontational in the rest of life.

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>He still thinks there are only 2 genders

lol alri grandad

>>74182802
stayed there over night once and it was not very nice, the hotel had loads of bullet holes in it

>>74182807
no he doesnt rotfpmsl
see
>>74182791

>>74182726
would bum that lad staring down the old man
>remain voter
>hipster twat

>>74182856
Only fag that's getting rolled is you when me and the boys saunter down to Swansea and clatter you

>>74182802
>98.6% had access to safe drinking water
WTF I love Ethiopia now

>>74182877
name a transgender animal or plant

>>74182653
>trying to destroy /pol/

you can't stop it now 'sheeds

don't even want to drink tonight lads

so fucking depressing i don't know what to do with myself

>A long-serving Conservative MP (Andrew Turner) has said he will not stand in the general election, just hours after A-level students revealed he had told them that he believed “homosexuality is wrong” and “dangerous to society”.

out of all people you could say this to, fucking sixth formers? the state of this lad

>>74182908
in perhaps the most developed city in (and capital of) the country

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>>74182669
stop

i haven't eaten yet

>>74182653
I just suggested to name it /brit/ hopefully it gets chosen

>>74182726
/pol/ has warped your mind anon
now I'm noticing all the mixed race couples in adverts, it's insane how many occurences there are.

>>74182726
>warning against racism in a dementia ad

calcified.

they need to be shilling for non-aluminium deoderent ffs

>>74182902
>he needs the boys to do a job on me

sounds right

fuck donald nigger

Remember that lad from yesterday that said he regrets not getting a blowie from a ten year old

Howling

>>74182943
Silly sod

Live an incredibly frugal lifestyle just so that I can pour money into investment funds, but I bet that by the time I'm 50 and a literal millionaire it will all be completely pointless because I'll just have to pay it all back in tax, and I'll wish I'd just spent more money while I was young.

>>74182821
the CIA believed the were defeating the soviets in the cold war (space race and what not) and thought that they were going to strike the final blow to finish them

kennedy wanted to mend relations with them and have a mutual peace after the cuban missile crisis

thus, they needed to off him

>>74182927
Sneks

>>74182943
>You can only run for election if you have the "politician religion"

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those weren't paracetamol

>>74182726
subtle?

>>74182726
shan't enjoy getting alzheimers and dementia

homosexuality is wrong and dangerous to society

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>name a transgender animal or plant

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the man with the scran

>>74182902
>clatter
Bit triggered. Haven't heard this word used like that since I was a bairn and mum would threaten to clatter me.

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Saddam Hussein was worn on April 28, 1937. After failing to assassinate the President of Iraq, Saddam was imprisoned in 1964.

In 1968, Saddam participated in a bloodless coup led by Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr. Saddam became al-Bakr's top deputy.

On 1 June 1972, Saddam oversaw the seizure of international oil interests. A year later, world oil skyrocketed and the revenue enabled Saddam to expand his agenda.

In 1976, Saddam rose to the position of general in the Iraqi armed forces, and rapidly became the strongman of the government.

In 1979 al-Bakr started to make treaties with Syria, also under Ba'athist leadership, that would lead to unification between the two countries. Saddam acted to secure his grip on power. He forced the ailing al-Bakr to resign on 16 July 1979, and formally assumed the presidency.

6 days later on 22 July 1979, he called his first assembly, where he ordered the execution of 22 political opponents. By 1 August 1979, party members had been executed. The total number of political opponents executed is 250,000.

On 2 August 1990, Saddam invaded Kuwait. When later asked why he invaded Kuwait, Saddam first claimed that it was because "Kuwait was rightfully Iraq's 19th."


U.S. President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair accused him of possessing weapons of mass destruction. Saddam wished to have a live televised debate with George W. Bush, which was declined.

On March 20, 130,000 American soldiers, with about 28,000 British soldiers, Australia (2,000), and Poland (194), invaded Iraq.


The Iraqi government and military collapsed within three weeks. Saddam Hussein was captured by American forces after being found hiding in a hole in the ground. Saddam was hanged on the first day of the Islamic holiday Eid ul-Adha, 30 December 2006.

In an FBI interview before his death, he claimed he only pretended he had weapons of mass destruction, so that he could scare Iran.

>>74182927
there's a fish that changes gender iirc

>>74182969
Me to batter you and the boys to film it

>>74182945
I know but still higher than I expected

>>74182943
He's right though.

>>74182995
>zero sugar
Enjoy your aspartame.

>>74182669
christ that looks nice lad
would pay for that

>>74182981
CIA is a bit mad innit

Law unto itself

>>74182891
he'd seriously rather float around getting eaten by bacteria than by fish i can't even comprehend this fucking guy lol

business idea: attempt to assassinate some world leader so the yank can summarise my life on /brit/

>>74182927
most plants have both male and female reproductive parts lad

also alot of animals change gender throughout their lives. Clownfish are an example

donald "nigger" trump is not my president

3 qts alone. Wut do? Just spam /brit/ lingo?

>>74183041
I don't enjoy it, I accept it
like oxygen

>>74182995
>2 dominos and a massive coke
alri fatty

willy bum poo fanny

>>74183053
yeah
it's even madder when you realise any operation they carry out in US borders is literally, by their own constitution, completely illegal. That's even without the shit they do like MK-ultra

>>74182995
>aspartame

Enjoy cancer

>>74183041
hello 1970

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did a good burger lads

Mad how powerful the US is considering how young it is

>>74183098
have you ever looked into that myth?
or are you just parroting hearsay

>>74183061
reckon it would be a laugh washing up on a beach and spooking people. Then i could become a fake news story as people claim i was a washed up immigrant that should have been helped

also reckon it would be a good video for the internet

aspartame gives me the S H I T S

>turn right only

There are only 2 genders

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You lads going to the footy this weekend?

>>74183144
bit racist

having a cheeky wrap from maccy ds

>>74183123
why have you got that pub table set up with the reserve sign? Is it autism?

>>74183144
there's 2 sexes
there's infinite/zero genders

>>74183139
>Yank politics

did they fake the moon landing lads

>>74183182
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>>74183160
santi = 5'11
pires = 6'1

>>74183144
Explain Lady Colin Campbell

>>74183123
you're clearly at a restaurant m8

>>74183015
>Poland (194)
whats the fucking point

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going to the shop, anyone want anything?

no idea how they got my search history on this
https://youtu.be/qMoEs7eQeZE

>>74183200
medical anomaly

>>74183218
will to live

>>74182986
cwe?

>>74183190
I didn't fake the poon landing that took place in your mother last night

>>74183182
redpill me on the difference

>>74183218
love

>>74183186
Captcha actually
Tired of google's shit

>Operation Northwoods was a proposed false flag operation against the Cuban government, that originated within the U.S. Department of Defense (DoD) and the Joint Chiefs of Staff (JCS) of the United States government in 1962. The proposals called for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) or other U.S. government operatives to commit acts of terrorism against American civilians and military targets, blaming it on the Cuban government, and using it to justify a war against Cuba. The plans detailed in the document included the possible assassination of Cuban émigrés, sinking boats of Cuban refugees on the high seas, hijacking planes, blowing up a U.S. ship, and orchestrating violent terrorism in U.S. cities.[2] The proposals were rejected by the Kennedy administration.[3]

AH YES

YANKLAND

any suicide tips and tricks lads?

>>74183218
c_r_n_t_o

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>>74183160
Nah but my dad's going Blackburn away, he doesn't offers to take me anymore

hope we lose though to send the scum down

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the middle eastern goal gf

Spurs will win 3-1

>>74183241
Top post

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>>74183206
nah

shit then spliff

>>74183197
Fuck off you little shit. There is only 2 inches difference between 5ft11 and 6ft1, you can barely tell the difference

>>74183257
why did you post this in /brit/?

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>>74183257
CIA?

>>74183248
sex is biological
Y chromosome is male
everything else is female

gender is a concept, it's whatever you want it to be
so it's ultimately worthless

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>>74183263

>>74183232
of course. Don't really do these kinds of drugs anymore though, even stopped smoking weed unless I'm with friends but I got hold of some and wanted to mong out on the new Zelda.

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>why did you post this in /brit/?

>>74183313
ah yes, the little yank rat trying to cover up his government's trickery

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>>74183310

>>74183326
>best methods are guns
brilliant, let me just run down to the shop and get one

>>74183301
why have you got bunting up

>Just suddenly deciding what you identify as makes it so

ah yes I'm a woman now hear me roar
*chemically alters my body's naturally occurring hormones determined by the gender I was born into*

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>>74183212
Ancient meme coming through
https://youtu.be/mahTGNIk4q4

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>>74182726
seems like the majority of UK commercials are some sort of guilt trip

reckon you lads are tired of it and i bet shit like this is unironically why leave won

>>74183277
Where are you gonna watch the game then?

might suck a mate

>>74183326
>getting hit by a train
>18 minutes
let me guess, RMT is striking again

>>74183348
we've gone from science to feels

>>74183376
from a birthday thing, haven't taken it down yet. quite like bunting desu

>>74183328
N+ or cocodamol? Hate the taste of apap

>>74183438
a mate (male) or mate (female)

act all against trannies but wank myself off to tranny porn

the state of me lmao

>>74183377
people have a right to express themselves and be who they want to be

but anorexic girls are mentally ill and need therapy

unshakably convinced stormzy, idris elba and andy cole are all the same guy

>>74183462
girl (male)

>>74182726
(((adverts)))

>>74183218
50 quid 'ut the till

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>>74183463
yes rorke, we know you're suppressing feelings

>>74183325
deliberately muddying the water by implying gender is completely unrelated to sex

wish i could have an apartment to myself.

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Don't mess with me sunshine.

the irish are the REAL jews of america

>>74183503
Delete this

>>74183419
I'm not, I'll be following all of the scores with jeff stelling as usual at Saturday 3pm
like to watch the bets come in

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>>74183301
nice burger but i'm literally lmao'ing out loud at the rest

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fa8b0K3by0

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>>74183503
indeed

>Betting on sports

Ah yes, the ol' runt

might take up running

could run a 2 minute 800m with ease I'd imagine

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>>74183502

>>74183301
pleb tier house plants

>>74183502
it's "don't mess me around sunshine"
the newtwat who sent the letter fucked it up

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>>74183301
>he puts ice in his wine

>>74183479
I'd guess they're all from the same Ghanaian tribe desu

>>74183553
i would go running but i'm scared of people looking at me and laughing, or running out of breath while i'm in view of lots of people

>>74183530
kitchens are funny haha

>>74183590
You should take up climbing

>>74183218
despise people who dress up their pets

should be illegal

>>74183590
never thought of that la'

>>74183370
or find the nearest train line

>>74183301
play us some guitar

>>74183526
What do you have on the ol' Norf Landon Darby?

>>74183586
>wine

business idea: /brit/ festival

>>74183586
Its not in a wine glass tho. its probably gin

Need a wingman atm.

*plays wonderwall on the flute*

>>74183631
>Suicide train cancelled due to strike action

Fucking Southern

>>74183550
don't bet for the expectancy of profit, I like the footy and BTTS accumulators are fun on a Saturday afternoon
I'm in profit this season though

>>74183649
What is it then tough guy?

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>>74183502

>>74183503
they wish

>>74183500
gender can't even be defined
boy is synonymous is male
girl with female

the typical traits of either of those sexes does not a gender make
masculine women are women
feminine men are men

it's that simple, why do so many people struggle comprehending it

>>74183656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-J3gWnFB-o

>>74183656
already done mate
but you didn't hear about it because you weren't invited haahaha

>>74183657
There's stemless wine glasses lad

Join us in the 21st century

please help lids i don't know what to do with myself i'm a young man and i'm wasting a friday night on the computer

again

fuck i'm unhappy

>>74183631
Yeah but that's too much effort and it might upset the driver a little bit

>>74183326
would imagine that plastic bag over your head would be way more painful than just 23

>>74183728
learn to program
study computer science
engineer a computer

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>>74183692

>>74183727
>stemless wine glass

umm sweetie no..

>>74183728
me too
literally have no friends haha

>>74183737
beachy head then

>>74183697
don't get how people can own dogs

they're such runtish animals

>can't even be defined
a dictionary is often a good start lad
>the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex

Really don't understand what's so bad about that Alzeimers ad

>>74183728
prefer not to say

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>>74183777
rasheed

>>74183784
overly political

probably funded by jews trying to get their agenda across

Literally seen 1 transgender person in my life but you'd swear they're a huge part of the population according to the (((media)))

gonna smear a second coat of 'ol hemorrhoid cream up me arse, brb la

Introduced the bf to the dad
He was NOT pleased

>>74183611
i don't like heights

>>74183679
gin and tonic lad

>>74183778
>policing language
heil

>>74183776
Guess I'm going there then

>>74183826
>let's spend millions of pounds creating gender neutral bathrooms and constantly promoting tolerance for literally 0.1% of the population

having diner (tescos microwave hotpot)

introduced my gf to my dads
they were NOT pleased

>>74183849
Bitchnigga

>>74183826
never seen trannies outside of the pavillion
brighton is literally a containment city for them

>>74183728
>and i'm wasting a friday night on the computer
why is it "wasting"?
>>74183847
you a grill or gay

>>74183847
what did he say
is your bf cute?

>>74183852
Can you make me one?

>>74183772
me neither really

there was talk of a night out with some people at work but it kind of fizzled and now it's not happening and FUCK i can't keep living like this work internet sleep work internet sleep the cycle is maddening and sickening

>>74183692
>>74183500
Gender doesn't exist at all, all this wank is completely unscientific and unproven.

the entire idea is built on some weird idea of a mind-body dichotomy where you can have a "male" or "female" or "other" soul or something.

>>74183885
christ, she has become a right slag

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Pizza desu

so many reddit migrants in here tonight

Why is North Korea suddenly the main focus seemingly overnight? Have they discovered oil that we want or something?

>>74183911
shall we commit suicide together?

>>74183728
You do realise we are all wasting Friday night on the computer, how the hell is anybody gonna help?

>>74183826
I went to meet one I met in /lgbt/ to score some meds
didn't get a good look at his face but I knew it was unquestionably a guy

if you're in this thread, hi charlotte

So what's the /brit/ consensus on what a "Margarita Pizza" is?

>>74183927
grim

>>74183940
the media's only purpose is to serve the Empire

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>>74183927
hope you didn't pay anything over £3 for that mess

>>74183947
i don't want to suicide i just want to have some fun ;_;

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>>74183971
cheese pizza for autists who wan't to pretend its something more

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An_lXhNWjMw

Post cosy Gondolas

>>74184001
I hope you have some soon
I never will :'^(

>>74183728
just be yourself

>>74183940
what the fuck you mean

they've been a pretty big focus for a long time

there was even a massive biased hollywood film about their leader

If one were to rent a house for work in London, what area would be the cheapest, North/South/West/East? Max time to get to central london should be 30minutes, for 2 people.

where from do you pronounce issue as is-(You)?

>>74183962
hiya x

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>>74183930

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>>74184020

watched these so many times when i was a little girl but i cant remember any of them, very strange!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk47EDfWK10

>>74183961
maybe some people here don't do it every week like me

but we've always been at war with Eastasia

JUST LIVIN FOR THAAA WEEEEEEKEND

>>74184033
>Max time to get to central london should be 30minutes

Direction is irrelevant at that distance, you're paying 1500-2000/month anywhere

>>74183940
The powers that be realised Syria is too much of a political mess for a war, so they have to turn their attention to something else. The media just show what they're fed.

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>>74183728
do a poo

have a wank

>>74184033
>rent a house
outside of london and catch train everyday (which could still be within 30 minutes). somewhere like kent maybe

otherwise south

>>74184015
I approve this image

>>74184065
hard fi? haven't listened to those bastards in a decade

>>74184015
Hawaiian with jalapeño master race here

>>74184020
Too early for Gondolaposting. 2am is true Gondola hours.

>>74184065
whats the techno scene like in Ethiopia

>>74183961
>wasting
what makes it a waste?
what in your opinion would not be a waste?

>>74183885

Wish she would just get her tits out already

>>74184087
>gif
fuck off

>>74184093
AAAAH SHIT CAUSE MY CLOTHES ARE ALL COUNTERFIIIIT

>>74184087
>4 people
>1 bed
hmm

lel
>>>/his/2724708

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>>74184020

gondola i made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lnVQN95Ac
^ accompanying music

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Watch it, Wenger

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>>74184076
the simple fact is that they cannot stand that north korea isn't a disgusting capitalist state like the rest of the world where all the citizens are obese consumerist drones

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>>74184163

>>74184157
quite funny but not particularly comfy
shan't be saving

>>74184033
There's cheap areas in all parts of London, but typically the south and the east are a bit cheaper. Cheap areas tend to be shit and rough though, that's why they're cheap. For 2 people you'd probably be looking at £1000-1400pcm altogether for a flat in one of the shit areas, and then whatever it costs you for a monthly tube pass so you can commute to central. If you don't care where you live, somewhere like Stratford or Stoke Newington might suit you.

>>74184086
None of the commuter towns are cheap enough to offset what you end up paying for in travel. Commuter towns are just for families who don't want to bring their children up in an urban hellhole desu.

my gimmicks;
rasheed
rorke
doing a poo
doing a think
sweetie posting

>>74184167
they're just regular drones

>>74184209
>>74184209
>>74184209
>>74184209
>>74184209

>>74184157
brum

>>74184087
looks comfy

>>74184167
No doubt North Korea needs sorting out. It's just the timing of it.

>>74184074
being 30 minutes away from london still costs that much? Central london has those prices (1500-200).

>>74184086
I'll look into it. thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zugBuN930EA

North Korea is pretty kino. They've done pretty well given how isolated they've been for 60 years