/brit/

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cara

let me be blunt, is there a labour crisis in america today?

>>74166905
How about South Africa? They changed their flag to a cross between the Dutch flag and the Jamaican flag.

Just moved out of home a day ago and I don't know how to cook, figure I might lose some weight

>pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre

thoughts?

>>74166970
where are you living la
you sound hopeless

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The goal.

>>74166905
lol what's a cape colony :D
sounds like a vampire xD

>>74166970
you'll learn to cook, lad x

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The pipe.

Spent $2150 this year

$560 of that was on transport
$390 of that was on food and drink
$340 on misc paypal stuff
$860 on haircuts, clothes, ATM withdrawals, etc

Average of $18 a day

>>74166970
Chicken fajitas as simple as fuck mate start with that
>wash hands
>cut 2 chicken breasts into pieces
>put them in a pan with some creme freche and the flavour packet
>wash your hands
>cut up some bell peppers and put them in the pan too
>cook until their white all the way through
>put 2 wraps in the microwave for 1 minute
>get some lettuce, mayo and cheese
>make the wrap

Hi brits, I'm going to London at summer and I'm interested where I can buy drugs in London? Is here some drug-selling sites in .onion? How much it costs? Can I buy mephedrone for example?

>>74167040
BAD lad

>>74166970
PAN

NICE AND HOT

>>74167056
/TV/ CROSSBOARDER

NICE AND REDDIT

>>74167044
FOB

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I smoke this one on Mondays. I have a lot of business to take care of on Mondays.

>>74167071
aha you got me :) x

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Tuesdays I'm in the Shire.

>>74166970
Moved from the Adelaide Hills to a few minutes drive from the Adelaide CBD
I hope so, never been so close to so much fast food

Really hate this PipeJazz leaf

>>74167071
AUSSIE
NICE AND PHIMO

I have spent £2150 this year

£560 of that was on transport
£390 of that was on food and drink
£340 on misc paypal stuff
£860 on haircuts, clothes, ATM withdrawals, etc

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Take this one to the tavern.

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Something more traditional for Wednesdays.

Would turn this leaf into pig feed if I ever got my hands on him

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Thursday "tobacco" pipe.

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my pipe

>>74167178
Inshallah

is the leaf trying to do Friday I'm In Love with pipes

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Bit of this on Friday.

Got job interview in a few hours, its one of those group interviews, still not sure if im gonna go or blow it off

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Saturdays I imbibe of the Fey-leaf.

>>74167262
>>74167224
>>74167188
yeah alright mate we get it now, great gimmick haha
you can lay off it now

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the creps

would like to wrap a pipe straight round this fucking leaf nigger's head

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The Sunday pipe.

Got £12k in the bank lads

>>74167284
TUUUUURRRRRRRRRRTTLLLEEEE

>>74167284

/fa/ as fuck

pipewanker is the same leaf who pedalled his shit pint glass gimmick. absolute mong.

>>74167344
he's also a muslim

>>74167344
pint glass was hilarious, you're just angry because you're an actual autist who brings pint glasses to parties

>>74167284
give us a twirl lad

>Getting drunk on an airplane is a dream of mine

going to make lunch

>>74167375
>pint glass was hilarious
"no"

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>>74167284

going to make brunch

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Anyone up for a pint? Hehe.

going to break munch

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the mentally ill gf

>>74167439
would slap her tits

going to break out the old leafblower

crunt

Sent from my iPad

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I source all of my future wives exclusively from Kpop.

>>74167439
send her my way when you're done with her

Need a mentally ill gf.

Did a poo

Sent from my Motorola Razr

Hmmmmm

Fucking kill me lads

>up liverpool with my mate and his friends
>neck one of them in the bar
>walking back with her to her flat, mate lives in a different room
>she's going towards her flat with me
>for some stupid fucking reason say that everybody will be going back to his flat anyway
>she says "so?" but i keep saying how it'd be polite to meet with everybody
>end up sleeping on my mates floor

I want to kill myself, I just have no idea why the fuck I did this mate

need an eating disorder schizophrenic suicidal gf

doing a big fat poo
sent from my Sony Xperia XA

>>74167553
would punch you if i saw you

>>74167553
*kills you*

Why the fuck would anyone live in those modern London developments?

You'd have to be on about £170k minimum to afford rent in a one-bed flat there. Why would you degrade yourself to insect-tier conditions when you could afford something far better?

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What race were the Egyptians?

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The pipe

>>74167596
The HUMAN race

>ctrl f "leaf" 8 matches found.

Obsessed

Gonna crush this leaf up and smoke him in my pipe

got a job interview but it's for the job I least want

>>74167139
i did have phimo as a kid lad
my foreskin ballooned anytime i tried to take a piss
thought it was totally normal until i found out it wasn't

>>74167651
practice init

just walked to the kitchen and out comes a girl with a plate of boiled rice and baked beans

Never once heard of phimosis before coming here and now it seems almost everyone has it
Reckon there is an intrinsic link between phimosis and autism

>>74167596
Egyptian

*sits down to eat my boiled rice and baked beans*

sucked a phimo cock and caught autism lads

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The pipe.

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>Let our ‘Iron Lady’ know this: those who live by the sword shall die by it. If she wants violence, then violence she will certainly get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fa8b0K3by0

Think /brit/ should create its own liming bang

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>>74167722
Nice pipe dude

*blocks the way*

Got a bit bored lads, decided to do something creative
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493261179824.webm

>>74167672
yeah but it's still better than my current one

phimosis is caused by delayed sexual maturity

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The pfeiff.

Leaf has no clue how gimmicks work, just trying to force it on everyone hoping someone will join along
It's not happening mate, jog on

>>74167775
can't watch on my phone, somebody describe it in detail

>Police name man arrested in Whitehall as Mohammed Khalid Omar Ali


beautiful British name.

>>74167791
fall back init

>he has foreskin

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Ahhh... Mornings.

>>74167775
fuck sake

Day 7 of no wank or looking at porn

feeling good but lewd thoughts come to mind any spare moment I have.

>>74167840
FOB

>he has a hook nose

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>Leaf has no clue how gimmicks work, just trying to force it on everyone hoping someone will join along
It's not happening mate, jog on

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I carry my pipe around in a case like it's a violin.

drinking neat bourbon lads

can't help but feel something is missing, any ideas?

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Can't fucking wait to get out of this office at 5

LITERALLY pic related except I have to go for dinner with my gf at 7

>>74167834
ok but what if I start the job then in 2 weeks I get called in to an interview for a better one

>>74167915
friends to drink with

>>74167775
Hmm

>>74167932
take a day off

will this person stop posting its getting unbearably cringy

funnily enough i actually like pipes but this is so uncomfortable to witness

>>74167938
Savage

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THIS IS THE POWER OF THE TORY SURGE!

>Labour figures are planning for a worst-case scenario in which they are left with only about 110 MPs in the Commons on June 9, according to party sources.

>Jeremy Corbyn’s party has commissioned a number of private polls and analyses, the most pessimistic of which hands the Conservatives a sweeping majority of about 200 and shows Labour losing more than 115 of its 229 constituencies, insiders said.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/labour-tries-to-shrug-off-poll-warning-of-a-landslide-m7h2gl3jw

>>74167930
same. not going for din dins with your gf though cos she's rough

>>74167944
Blacks think everyone who is not a nigger is white though, they accused that armenian dating serina williams of being a "peckerwood" but he's a sand nigger

>>74167915
drink it neat with ice

>>74167963
Shan't

Another war criminal walking free thanks to the British government and judicial system

Disgusting country

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>>74167963
Blairites to be purged by plebiscite

>>74168035
Nothing wrong with a bit of cheeky war crime with the lads.

going to go tescos to get lunch and drink for tonight but not without having a cup of tea first!

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> the world according to Donald Juárez Trump

found out my supervisor at the call centre works 7 days a week
wrongun

>>74168058
t. tonibler

Dinner, drinks and Sex with gf tonight

Boxing and nightclub tomorrow with the lads

Beers with the lads Sunday night

What are your plans for the weekends lads?

is moot gay?

fed bread to some ducks earlier

what the fuck is all this stuff about fyre festival

>>74168100
>What are your plans for the weekends lads?

Smoke the ol' pipe with my /brit/ friends

Moot is asexual non-binary.

>>74168110
no but he struggles to get a black gf

just ate some bread in the park

>>74168125
google fyre festival you lazy fucking potato

>>74168152
would prefer a quick rundown

>>74168145
alri bird

>>74168120
hmm yes

*informs santa*

>Obese middle 30s single mother and obese 30 year old black single mother are getting excited dancing around the office for their "big night out" tonight

Shoot me now

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Why aren't you popular with women?

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signing all my banknotes lads

>>74168204
>shitting on the fun of others

Fuck off autismo

>>74168212
I am though

mummy's got a big night out coming up
got the house to myself

>>74168212
im kind if ugly

>>74168219
These people should not be having fun

One of their children tried to commit suicide a few months ago, testament to their parenting skills

think it's time to take a big fat sht

>>74168212
because I stay inside all the time

when I was more outgoing I was popular

>>74168249
actually having fun is one of the best ways of distracting yourself from troubling things like that. please don't try and ruin this for them.

>>74168212
I'm charming enough that I can get a woman to lower their standards and sleep with me over the course of a week but not so charming I can pull an attractive bird in a club

>>74168249
Detestable cunt

>>74168249
>shitty kid tries to suicide
>must be parents fault


huur

LOVE Australia
HATE Australians

>>74168252
I'll alert the navy.

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BANGING choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmYmAKG_wA

>>74168282
No you tard, having a 35 mother who earns 15k and goes out every weekend to clubs filled with 18 year olds causes this

Saw a middle aged woman in Burberry check leggings

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Not proud of what I've done here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ffqBsjCjky

>>74168334
no one cares mate

>>74168249

is this a stealth poleaboo post?

>>74168334
She goes out every weekend?

>>74168361
imagine if she had a willy

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shan't

Wish the internet wasn't so teeming with yanks

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pizza is en route

>>74168212
I'm ugly

>>74168334
Does it fuck

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HahahahahaHaHaHahahaha

Still don't know what the T in FONT is for

>>74168438
bit funny tbf

>>74168445
FONC

Bear in mind the kid who tried to hang himself (shame he didn't succeed) is 18 himself.

Imagine if your 35 year old mother l (you can work that one out) was in clubs where your mates were. Not to mention she's obese. She deserved death and shouldn't have passed on her genes.

>>74168445
troglodyte

>>74168424
it's not even tea time. fat fuck

the office 'sheed is ranting about how much he hates the irish

>>74168476
haven't eaten all day today la cut me some slack before i cut you

officially becoming a police

feels pretty good to be desu

>>74168478
tell him ill twat him

>>74168478
tell him as far as pakis go, he's one of the better ones

>>74168464
what are you on about

>>74168334
you're coming off very venomous and moralistic

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>>74168218

>>74168492
>all day
well that's fine because the day is hardly through . you only missed 1 meal and you're on time for lunch but still you reach for a 'za immediately

fat fuck

>>74168218
literally illegal

defacing currency is illegal

>>74168464
Nobody cares ya cunt

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>>74166905
YORKSHIRE

had a drink to calm my nerves
worked great, might do this everyday

>>74168519
You don't even know me you little cunt

Come say that to me I'll kick your fucking head in

had it with these fucking builders

PISS OFF

>>74168333
If she front door lock
And yuh cant get een
And she bathroom room window lock
And yuh cant get een
And she bedroom window lock
And yuh cant get een
And she kitchen window lock
And yuh cant get een

What to do
what to do
what to do

Kick een she back door
Kick een she back door
Kick een she back door

>>74168552
not here. FOY

>>74168572
go out there and give them a piece of your mind then

>>74168534
bet i lift more than you

>>74168585
but they're sheeds and I'm a pasty white 60kg runt that looks 15

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>>74168526

>>74168573
thanks for the wallpaper you absolute crunt

>>74168587
lifting is bad for you, son

>>74168573
GAHHH MY WILLY... IS ... ERECTING

I mean this child was raised in abject poverty to a mother at 13 who clearly didn't give a shit about him and displays greed by her sheer body mass

I blame the fall of the nuclear family for all of society's problems, all these poor little cunts who's dads didn't love them and subsequently didn't help raise them it's both pathetic and sad

you're lucky I don't HEEM you

>>74168623
if she's 35 and hes 18. she was only a mum at 17. mong

>>74168613
so that's a confirmation
now SHUT the fuck UP before i turn my mighty strength against you
*punches wall*
*you scurry away, terrified*

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>>74168560
My melanin enriched gentleman

>>74168567
i am as calm as freshly laid snow and you are melting down

>>74168623
ban children

time to wind down the failed experiment called "mankind"

right lads, 24 and have never held a job in my life. where do I get started?

>>74168478
success breeds jealousy

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>>74168609

>>74168641
*phones the police*

>74168654
dont know if i've ever seen a more reddit post than this
further proof that the north wasn't harried nearly enough by are Guillerm

>>74168659
Asda or sainsburys

You'll unironically meet great mates and learn the basics of work

>>74168659
take a seat on the sofa and let's see what you can do ;)

>>74168218
what the fuck note is that? did they phase out darwin?

>>74168659
at the end of a rope

>You'll unironically meet great mates and learn the basics of work

deano jpg

>>74168566
I used to listen to this song that would make me feel great and less depressed before going to school. It worked great for two weeks. It always did the trick. Then one day I turned it on, and I didn't listen to the words, the music passed in one ear and out the other, the rhythm had become undetectable. It became part of my morning routine. It had lost its "je ne sais quoi".

The moral of this story is, good things get old fast. Do not become accustomed to the things you like, because they'll just become a part of your depression.

>>74168683
good luck trying to get into a supermarket. there's 20 candidates for every position and they'll always choose a woman or especially a mother

racist toward grey squirrels

Not saying all muslims are terrorists but something has to be done about them

It's actually getting ridiculous now

>>74168720
they like people who work weekends since aul ones wont

>>74168729
should just round up all the terrorist ones tbph, reckon that'd sort it

gonna love /pol2.0/

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>>74168699
One of many Northern Irish notes. Diversity you english bitch

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>>74168726
GOOD lad
grey squirrels are literal yanks who should FUCK off

>>74168720
This. Only got in there since the manager owed me mom a favour. Good starting point though

>>74168729
terrorism is a meme issue
the real problem is the fact we'll all be minorities in our on countries sooner or later

>>74168705
Started working at sainsburys at 20, met a mate who had a group of mates

All been mates for 6 years now and we've been to malia, zante and kavos heading to Dubai this year and Vegas next year. I'm also the best man for my friends wedding. Had 3 girlfriends in that time and currently in a year long relationship with 8/10 redhead.

Something as small as taking a job at sainsburys can change your life

>>74168753
Anybody on a terror "watchlist" or "known to police" should be arrested and hung desu

>>74168779
>mom
do one, yankee

All muslims are terrorists

Correction, all people with brown skin are terrorists

>>74168774
>english squirrels die while the gaelic ones survive
must be something in the water in england

>>74168817
on the phone to 'deau as we speak

>>74168803
anyone who consistently posts on 4chan is probably on one of those lists

>>74168807
>not knowing mom is how it's said in the west midlands

legitimately sick of having to explain this

>>74168800
Forgot to mention it was only part time 12 hours a week, also shagged 40 birds in that time

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Who here smashing JF in Steel Division?

Chronic depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain. Neurology is a difficult subject since we have literally trillions of brain cells, so there's no real cure, just cackhanded treatments.

The only real cure for clinical depression is death*.

* Doctors do not recommend this treatment for clinical depression.

>>74168852
only play axis myself

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>>74168800
>>74168850

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Morning lads

>>74167553
she's asked to meet up for lunch lads, what could this mean

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>>74168880
Why would you play on the team that has all the retards lad?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/

howling at this lads

reddit at its finest

>>74168825
you just didn't have as many american ships landing on your shithole island as we did

>>74168896
I like the nazis
also i play with a german friend so its fitting

>>74168894
oi go on then la
sounds like a /potential gf/
don't mess it up this time, best of luck x

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>>74168911
To each their own I guess

>>74168852
>>74168880
>>74168896
Is it worth the money? I'm hesitant about pre-ordering games

>>74168903
the grey squirrels cone from one family of squirrels that escaped idiot
there weren't thousands of squirrel stowaways waiting to land in britain

>>74168894
she wants to parade the freak in front of all her friends in a VERY public setting

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You're summoned to court accused of insurance fraud so you hire a lawyer and this broad shows up to defend you

What do?

>>74168944
dont care
either way would prefer if you didn't make light of the genocide of red squirrels happening as we speak

>>74168939
I think so yes

If you dislike it, well it's in beta at the moment so you can play it as soon as you've paid and refund if it's not for you/

going out now, keep my seat warm

>>74168987
*sniffs your seat*
*touches himself*

>>74168939
fun enough but its still in alpha. I played a lot of wargame red dragon so it was easy for me, might be hard if you never played anything like it

>>74168972
Fap to her then go to jail I guess, I dunno who she is

Sexual Liberation in tandem with Universal Basic Income and the legalization of drugs is essentially a mandate to make man a zoo animal.

A zoo without walls of any kind. A population of rotund bonobos masturbating to simulated baboon bootie, blunt in free hand, muzzle-fed.

>>74168972
tell her I'm gay just so I can stare at her tits and not have her think I'm weird

>>74168972

Cover my eyes because Allah forbids me to converse with scantily clad slags

Anyone below the age of 50 who still uses a typewriter is nothing but a tryhard poser

> fyre festival
It's a fucking festival for rich kids. What the fuck is this shit?

It's like those shitty Music festivals college kids go to, but on a private Island in the Bahamas on a resort and it costs an arm and a leg.

>>74169038
0161 rasheed on the map

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>>74169021

>>74169123
monehoops

love this general

good source of memes to share with my friends

>>74169046

howling at literal billionaires getting BTFO

https://twitter.com/trev4president/status/857776562615308288

>>74169123
mai waifu :3

>>74169123
>not irish
>not scottish
It'd be like me wearing the Israeli flag when I'm not jewish or american

if you prefer >>74169128 to this >>74169123 then you need to go back

>>74169141
fuck off normalscum

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Gonna order this from asos

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>>74169144
why didn't he decline?

just booked a male escort from asos

>>74169169
does the tank top come with haha xx

>>74169204
come with what?

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>gf is pulling the old "gets mad over nothing so i talk to her" routine

Ah yes, modern """relationships"""

>>74169166
WHAT?

>>74169228
Hate that one. Just tell her to do one.

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OMG guys, I'm going to the Fyre festival (pronounced "fire"). I worked all semester to prove I was responsible so daddy could pay for me to be ferried off to a private Island so I can get drunk and listen to EDM and pair up with a Chad after the show.

>>74169228
dont talk to her then, have a spine

dont care for caramel

Ah I see you know your judo well...

>tfw no english bf

>>74169228

get a bf instead

>>74169257
>>74169284
Nah then she will withhold physical contact

Best to just stay calm, deny everything and let her work herself up until she sleeps on it. Then when she comes back with her shite excuses, i pretend it's fine.

Christ it's like I'm married, what the fuck is this shit

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ready for the weekend lads

>>74169283

CANNOT wait! to experience a cultural moment created from an alchemic blend of music, art and food!!!!!!

>>74169283
They literally used FEMA tents as accommodation lmao

would probably turn gay for an ottermode twink out of desperation at this point
I even like anal with women but i cant shake the impression that girl bums are probably much cleaner than boy bums

>>74169334
why did you post m yphoto

>>74169334
are those blue pills adderall? will buy some of them please la x

ive got a cracker of a bombshell to drop on the next thread
you wont believe it

>>74169304
*poos directly into your mouth*

saving a VERY high quality post for the new thread lads

Have just written one of the most fedora things I've ever written

>>74169334
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>https://yuki.la/int/70432067#p70434524

Does anyone else read shit like this>>74169441 and wonder why the fuck they're wasting their life posting on here?

saving a poo related post for next thread

Have just written one of the most fedora things I've ever written

>>74169478
no

>>74169449
This

>>74169352
umm think gays know more about bum hygiene sweetie x

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>gf is an uber giga normie

>>74169477
i made that post too haha

I used to unironically make incredibly fedora posts before the fedora meme existed. Now I just make them ironically.

NEW THREAD NOW!! NEW THREAD NOW!!! *cuts to show me - im baby taz the tazmanian devil from baby looney tunes at the kitchen table with a bib and banging a knife and fork on the table* ARRBLERBALALALA

>>74169541
What does this even mean, you fucking boring cunt?

>>74169478
*lines up a poo chute hovering directly above you*

going to post a bird in the next thread

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To support the fermentation process of masato, woman chew on a purple yam grown in the region and spit it into the large pots of yucca being mashed down. The purple yam is said to be what makes ‘real’ or ‘good’ masato, and how well a woman can spit into the pot is said to be indicative of her womanhood in Amahuaca culture. Girls are taught how to stand over the pots and spit in a way that sprays the purple mash evenly.

>>74169557
high quality post

>>74169531
yeah but if i was to have a gay bf i'd want them to be a virgin (at least not to have had sex with other blokes)

>>74169534
Iktf

Just keep on keeping on mister

>>74169599
>>74169599
>>74169599

Do a NEW

NOW

>>74169324
*whip noises*

>>74169566
2011/12/13, a good 40% of my posts were "fedorable". I was posting what I actually believed. Now I've grown older, internet culture has lambasted my stances, but I still regularly make fedorable posts but tongue-in-cheek and often courting being fedora'd. Self awareness really is something.