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APRIL 28

Heinrich Müller was born 28 April 1900. He was a German police official under both the Weimar Republic and Nazi Germany.

He became chief of the Gestapo, the political secret state police of Nazi Germany, and was involved in the planning and execution of the Holocaust.

He was last seen in the Führerbunker in Berlin on 1 May 1945 and was never confirmed to have died.

When Hitler and his army chiefs asked for a pretext for the invasion of Poland in 1939, Müller masterminded and carried out a false flag project code-named Operation Himmler.


In 1942 he successfully infiltrated the "Red Orchestra" network of Soviet spies and used it to feed false information to the Soviet intelligence services.

Hitler's secretary, Traudl Junge, recounted seeing Müller on 22 April 1945 and claimed she saw him on occasion chatting with Hitler in the bunker.


Hitler's pilot, later quoted Müller as saying, "WE know the Russian methods exactly. I haven't the faintest intention of being taken prisoner by the Russians."

It is unknown who he meant by "we". From that day onwards, no trace of him has ever been found.

apparently wog has a slightly different meaning in ozzyland

bl' 'th

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>offers you a pint and a Molotov

So anon, about your local religious centre...

love cones
hate wogs

Been reading up on pirates today.

Nasty cunts they were. Impressive in a way though. Poor lads a long way from home making some good money on the high seas.

Strange how some 17th century cunt from a London slum could find themselves sailing around the Indian Ocean trying to rob Arabs. The world has closed up in a sense.

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

>>74159906
it means greek or italian
some use it for yugos but i frown upon that

's 'e 's

>>74159905
pretty solid scheming

Why don't Australians leave Britain alone

why do yanks address every adult male as sir

GUYS

mum n dad r goin out tonight for a special night on the town

how much chinse should i order? was gonna get a pork dish n fried dumplings n maybe a beef n flat rice noodle dish? i dunno guys

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haha

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DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RmhGYRs99o

>>74159945
courtesy and respect

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>>74159914
yeah the whole thing was fucking nuts man

was also thinking about how it mus thave felt to been a conquistador-

to have travelled that far to lands unknown, unlike anything you've ever seen, and brought an entire nation to heel in the pursuit of wealth and glory

man

>>74159931
Damn aussies reeeeeeeeeee

>>74159948
big fan of sweat n sour chicken on fried rice personally

Ah a few redditor made the OP I see. I'm only here because reddit is down haha

me in black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFVM0ez1alc

>>74159948
t. zheng

>>74159951
saved this imyg

>>74159952
*leans in with a mic*
and your opinion on pints?

>>74159952
>fucking up a hatpost

Shape of you

hey BRO
-slaps you on the back-
this countries really POPPIN hyuck hyuck
-my gut fold wobbles beneath my basketball shorts-
or should i say GIDAY MAYT right? Haha where is the nearest wendies?
-worry forms in my calcified mind-

ah based jap lad is back

>calcified
enjoyed this word

Japanese and maybe Thai is the only good non-white cuisine

What should I have for din dins 2nite?

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>
>fucking up a hatpost

Shape of you

guys i have a really bad cough give me sympathy

>>74159975
You shouldn't be here

' ' ' ' ' '

>>74160030
japanese, thai, italian all good examples of this

>>74160032
my stiffy (if u r a girl)

>>74160030
I like Viet food

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APRIL 28

Ferruccio Lamborghini was born to grape farmers from the comune of Cento.

His mechanical know-how led him to enter the business of tractor manufacturing in 1948.


In 1963, he most famously created Automobili Lamborghini, a maker of high-end sports cars.

Lamborghini sold off many of his interests by the late 1970s and retired to an estate in Umbria, where he pursued his ancestral occupation of winemaking.

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>
shape of you

>>74160030
i like australia now

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>>74159972
basic af man i been gettin this pork in spicy sauce shit so good got those asian mushrooms n onion n shit in there its like a stir fry.

a lot of the time i get fried rice tho i notice it aint even fried... espeically from the shitty restaurants its more like rice cooked in fuckin chicken stock.

anyway, which of these 2 should i remove? hows my dindins shapin up fellas?

>>74160049
*puts on skirt*
I'm gonna throatslurp ya cabanossi old style

wait fuck I forgot the Middle East/Turkish
that's good too

Lmao australians cant even irrigate their deserts haahahha like nigga just build some pipes hahahaa like pump some water nigga

>The history of the Dutch and Australia began in 1606 with Captain Willem Janszoon, a Dutch seafarer, landing on the Australian mainland, the first European to do so.

hmmm

what should replace the term 'white'?

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>Your ban was filed on April 26th, 2017 and expires on April 29th, 2017 at 06:55 ET, which is one day and 4 hours from now.

>>74160061
are youo the clovelly lad

good on ya

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>>74160061
>$70 for a takeaway

S C R E A M I N G

>>74160032
have some whale lad

>>74160067
Turkish is very good
middle eastern is kind of mediocre outside of Lebanon/Syria

>>74160073
extinct

ged da waher nigah

>>74160061
>$70
fucking hell

>>74159906
what does it mean in britland?

thank you japan you truly are my greatest ally

>>74160073
melanin impaired

>>74160061
>$70

Ah yes, the so-called australian economy

>>74160081
i heard it's really tasty in iceland
don't FUCKING want to go to iceland though

Ah yes, station platform which used to be 95% white 5 years ago is now 50% black and full of NIGGER schoolchildren now

How exciting and diverse and enriched I feel

>>74160076
no im new here

>>74160080
>>74160090

probably the best chinse place in my city desu its worth it. big servin sizes too last time i got it just the pork n it lasted 2 days

>>74160061
bit of a porky lad aren't you?

>>74160076

im the clovelly lad

>>74160061
70 dollarydoos, christ mate

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>>74160074

>>74160092
basically any non-white
we use wop for southern europeans

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learn the difference x

>>74160073
Cisethnic

>>74160113
wassup bruzzy coogee repping

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just bought these

>>74160109
whats the place called? city?

>>74160104
word on the street is that there are whales near you

>>74160110
no im about 180cm~ and weigh 70kg i work for the dole diggin holes at the chinse embassy

Mexican > Middle eastern > american chinese > indian > thai > japanese > american fast food

>>74160070
Nieuw-Holland son Nederland

>>74160123
>President Nigger

>>74160087
only white people in western countries will go extinct

>>74160125
coogee cunts will be the first to go on the day of the Angry Sea

>>74160139
>american chinese
what in gods name is that

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>>74159909
proof commies are sheeds

>>74160128
you're a cool guy and I respect your purchases

>>74160109
No portion of rice could be worth $12.30 AUD. That's mental

>>74160149
What they serve in take aways

Authentic chinese food is disgusting

remember the halal snack pack meme?

i've come to the conclusion that all western eugenics boiled down to was
>you are better if you are more attractive, even if you're dumb

had a dream last night where my teeth came loose and fell out
not every tooth but many of them including molars

it was extraordinarily terrifying and i wanted it to stop it felt so real that i awoke and immediately checked my teeth

has been a recurring theme in many of my dreams now

HATE it

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>>74159952
fucked up a fedorapost


runt

screeched at a post about Brum (the show) a few weeks ago

forgot what it said though

>>74160074
oo ur 'ard, ban evading

>>74160061
only an asian would spend this much on takeaway

>>74160163
apparently that means you've got insecurities or summin look it up

A rubbery lipped, cotton picking nigger

>>74160156
it's really good rice

>>74160157
what an utterly plebian "opinion"
Authentic Cantonese yum cha is some of the best food on earth

>>74160169
not on this board

>>74160163
having recurring sx dreams of this girl muay thai fighter at my gym
she is not hot

>>74160125
the cunt on mount street?

>>74160067
read this as middle earth

>>74160156

its standard here, comes in one of the plastic takeaway containres.

>>74160175
ummm no sweetie try again i just only eat 1 meal a day okay? y i have to be an asian to eat this much huh? i only ever see asians order little bit of food

I get the teeth dreams and the turning up to school naked dreams all the time

>>74160184
t. doggo eating bastard

Policy proposal: solve the housing crisis by deporting all wogs and rasheeds

>>74160162
that's inline with natural selection

don't want to fuck with the fundamentals or you might end up creating abominations

Thinking of buying a gtx 1080. Already have an R9 390x us it worth the upgrade?

>tfw never been DPed

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controversial opinion:

this fat, short ugly cunt isn't funny

how does mark from inbetweeners achieve that 'hard' look so easily

>>74160185
haha waoa

>>74160201
Depends

Do you love the pub

>>74160199
But then who'd be our welfare recipients?

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>>74160150

Don't worry, mosques get the torch too.

>>74160206
he's like 40 isnt he

off to piss in the shared shower lads see you later

>>74160201
what's the point

>>74160206
people that try to look hard are babies

>>74160203
was never much into peep show
saw a couple episodes
they where alright
never watched it again

>>74160180
>>74160192
Might have to marry a dab hand in the kitchen and immigrate to Australia to open a restaurant. Selling a $0.50 worth of rice for $12 sounds amazing.

>>74160203
The only demographic that ever found him funny were 15-20 year old labour and green party voters

off to wank in the shared shower lads see you later

>>74160224
pics x

>>74160225
6 extra frames per second to enjoy /v/'s epic cinematic game of the month

>>74160187
holding it down clovelly rd scarno n

>>74160178
i know i'm insecure though and i freely admit it

also the meaning behind dreams thing seems wholly unscientific and more like astrology and palm reading than truth

BUT GUYS YOU DIDNT TELL ME WHICH NOODLES SHOULD I GET I COMPLETELY FORGOT

im noly choosing one noodle dish guys now choose

>>74160061
>>74160061
>>74160061

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>>74160222
he's only 31 now so probably mid 20s at the time

>>74160201
For what purpose?

>>74160236
pics x

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real aussie hours

off to swallow piss and semen in the shared shower lads see you later

>>74160246
order me some chicken balls thanks xoxo

>>74160233
its got egg n vegetables n shit in there too that fried pork red thing and chrimps n stuff

any jobs for a european in brizzy?

>>74160270
JBhifi

redfern

morning boys

can't tell how great it is to have a normal sleeo cycle

>>74160259
oi gubbah give us a dolla

>>74160269
even so, dat margin.

off to drive a car into the shared shower lads see you later

>>74160267
chicken balls r for fags

reddit is down
for maintenance
nooooooooooo

>>74160225

vr and I have a 1440p monitor

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>>74160243
but I live on Clovelly Road

>>74160284
what time is it in your part of bongland?

>>74160277
ah yes they probably need an experienced retail manager there

Actually howling how aussies pay 13 dollars for a take away of rice

The min wage there is 17.70

>>74160295
why

>>74160270

check with phimolad

>>74160286
u gotta pay ppl to wait tables n shit too n delivery driver and all sorts of beauracratic bs

>>74160305
person ordering the chinese dinner here im actually working for the dole i dont even have a job u povo cunts

>>74160300
7:40am

woke up half an hour ago after going to sleep at 11:30pm last night

>>74160301
you'll have to compete with brisbane's elite for the job though

>>74160243
yeah i know im mount st you're clovelly road pardon the poor communication

back from my piss
>>74160236
do this one too

>>74160321
good lad

>>74160318
stop ruining my business idea with reality.

what shop did this mentalist pay that much for rice at?

>>74160166
would pay good money to see a brum post

Box of rice from a take away is like 2-4 dollars here

>>74160297
do you want a size s tommy hilfiger jumper?

>>74160342
no now stop avoiding the question whichfucking noodles should i get

>>74160358
I don't know what the options are or what noodles are good or bad in Australia.

lads, its it weird if i shave off all my pubes? like totally bald

>>74160354
ITS NOT A FUCKING BOX ITS A PLASTIC TAKEAWAY CONTAINRE ENOUGH FOR 2 MEALS UNLESS U R TRYING TO EAT 1KG OF FOOD A MEAL

>>74160192
I mean to spend this much money on shitty takeaway

If I want to eat greasy shit noodles I'll make them myself, otherwise I'll get food from a proper place for the same price

>>74160305
no one gets paid minimum wage
runt work is usually $24-$28

>>74160356
what colour?

wonder how it feels to work at Buzzfeed, doing serious original journalism while at the same time getting paid as much as the mong who put together this:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/essencegant/zu-schoen-um-wahr-zu-sein

did this bout 3 days ago
they're growing back p. quick
feels lovely to wank now

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APRIL 28

Born on 28 April, Saddam Hussein was the fifth President of Iraq, serving in this capacity from 16 July 1979 until 9 April 2003.

After he failed to assassinated the then president of Iraq, Saddam returned to Iraq, but was imprisoned in 1964.

In 1968, Saddam participated in a bloodless coup led by Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr that overthrew Abdul Rahman Arif. Al-Bakr was named president and Saddam was named his deputy.

On 1 June 1972, Saddam oversaw the seizure of international oil interests. World oil prices rose dramatically as a result and skyrocketing revenues enabled Saddam to expand his agenda.

In 1979 al-Bakr started to make treaties with Syria that would lead to unification between the two countries. This would drive Saddam to obscurity. Saddam acted to secure his grip on power. He forced the ailing al-Bakr to resign on 16 July 1979, and formally assumed the presidency.

Saddam convened an assembly of party leaders on 22 July 1979 and executed 22 high ranking members. The total number of Iraqis killed by the security services of Saddam is 250,000.

The state-owned banks were put under his control, leaving the system eventually insolvent.

On 2 August 1990, Saddam invaded Kuwait. When later asked why he invaded Kuwait, Saddam first claimed that it was because Kuwait was rightfully Iraq's 19th province.

The U.S. continued to view Saddam as a threat to the stability of the region. He expressed a wish to have a live televised debate with George W. Bush, which was declined.

The USA invaded on March 2003, and the Iraqi government and military collapsed within three weeks. By the beginning of April, the U.S. occupied much of Iraq.


Saddam Hussein was captured by American forces after being found hiding in a hole in the ground. Saddam was hanged on the first day of the Islamic holiday Eid ul-Adha, 30 December 2006.

>>74160366

>>74160061
fried thin egg noodle with soy sauce r just nice to eat with chop sticks nice soy taste got those small thin sprout things in there too they good

and the other ones just flat noodles with beef they nice too but now im thinkin i want the soy noodles desu

>>74160385
for this champ
>>74160369

>>74160250

So its basically pointless?

>>74160379
aldi advertise $24-25 and id bet they pay better than coles or woolies

>>74160385

did what u dumb cunt ahaha

>>74160394
>The USA invaded on March 2003, and the Iraqi government and military collapsed within three weeks. By the beginning of April, the U.S. occupied much of Iraq.
tfw you realise the bad guys can completely decimate you at any point and there is nothing you can do about it

>>74160374
its not shitty....

>>74160410
alri fuck off deano alri speak to u tommorow alri

>>74160414
you mean the good guys

>>74160385
interesting. tempted now

Need something to do to keep me awake today so I don't fall asleep midday and fuck my sleeping pattern up continuously, Skyrim or watching movies?

why do leftist talk the same way in real live casual conversations as they do at their "rallies"?
they just spout rhetoric constantly and it makes it hard to take them art all seriously.
I see people do it on 4chan too and it doesn't make sense. only serves to further prove that the 21st century is just the awkward stepchild of the 20th and these people are just stuck in this antiquated spiral of ideas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA2fJvGI-8c

>>74160427
shave your pubes

>>74160425
the good goys maybe

>>74160427
get a grindr account and let benders ruin your clay pipe to keep you awake desu

>>74160444
fuck off vlad

>>74160442

And do what, make stylish wigs for mice with them?

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ive decided on this tonight guys

i thnk i got some white rice in the fridge from a few days ago

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>>74160379
>>74160373
Australias expensive as shit

Our dollar's weaker by like 2 cents last I checked

>>74160398
follow your heart
>>74160403
I would have said yes, but I'm honestly not sure since you mentioned VR. I would expect at this stage certain cards would have advantages over others. I'd try it on your old card first though, assuming you haven't already.

>>74160427
movies and red bull sips works for me

>>74160460
then have a wank

>>74160440
>blocked in the uk

ahh yes.

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>the good goys maybe

>>74160420
>fried thin egg noodle with soy sauce

no amount of added shit would make that worth 12$, all those chinese places make it the exact same way that i could replicate for 2$

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wish Napoleon won

i used to think yanks were brainwashed until i came here

On the shitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZTpNBfuzEg

thought about /brit/ when i saw this scene

In the shitter

>>74160485
FOF

>>74160471
just change tube to pak

ITT: chinks discussing buying rice with rice

>>74160485
won what

so far with just a cursory search about teeth dreams i have found that fear and embarrassment are the two main themes

specifically fear of loss of something of high value to you

also concerns about self-worth comes up a lot which ties into fear of loss of something of high value (for instance your self-esteem or your ability to command life as you wish it go)

>>74160504
IM SITTING HERE ON MY COMPUTER AND IM NO FUCKING CHINK ARE YOU THE FUCKIIN CHINK??

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>tfw a brit insults on on his own general and you erect another paki mayor in one of his cities

>>74160524
bloody mental

despair for this aussie giving all his money away to some chinky jew

>>74160489
simon and jay are the only good characters

the actor that plays will doesn't fit the character and neil's gags are deano tier

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>why yes, i do ask the host of a house party if he has a glass i can pour my cider into, it's called CLASS

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>>74160526

>>74160549
>not bringing your own glassware to parties
screeching at your runtishness

>>74160514

Waterloo

>>74160457
Why are you even here, you're a German communist in a /brit/ thread overwhelmingly filled with rorkes.

*sticks a noodle in your ear*

Up the shitter

>>74160566
he's a brit

>>74160573
No he isn't

at my housemate's bar once you drink 100 pints you get your own personal pint glass and some of them get upset if you don't serve them in their special glass

Conspiracy theory: thailad is actually still living in the uk while using a thai proxy to gain (You)s

*sticks a noodle in your shitter*

>>74159952
find it hard to imagine french tippers

>>74160580
I would ironically confess to this but I'd probably get banned for using a proxy

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In the money lads

>>74160580
that's been a theory for ages you fucking newcunt
just leave and don't come back
freshie

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me in the middle

>>74160594
Up 1300 in a day what went up? Bloody bitcoin again?

>>74160594
is dogecoin worth anything yet? I think I still have a shit load of it accessible.

>>74160594
https://youtu.be/u196yHvR8K8

so I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here who I was fingering, and I was toefucking the one on the floor

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CAUSE MY SEX JUNK
IS SO OH OH OH
MUCH MORE THAN
EITHER OR OR OR

>>74160615
slightly more but still basically worthless

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Wdhmbt?

>>74160628
hot

>>74160594
how is this meme shit supposed to replace real money again

>>74160636
figures

>>74160595
I was the first to write it down idiot

>>74160651
such an impressionable lad

if they just kick out the rorkes and get some more qualified advisors maybe things will be alright

>>74160614
>>74160614
Bitcoin's been doing well yeah

But ETH has just been on a mad one

>>74160624
Enjoyed this

>>74160664
Ethereum has bigger goals than replacing money

>>74160664
there are a lot of financial instuments available now to eliminate short term risk, so presumably a "bitcoin bank" would look after your coins so that they stay the value regardless of the price fluctuations and they would dispense the adjusted amount when you want to pay for something.

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APRIL 28

Benito Mussolini was an Italian politician.


In September 1911, Mussolini participated in a riot, led by socialists, against the Italian war in Libya. He bitterly denounced Italy's "imperialist war".

By the time he returned from service in the Allied forces of World War I, very little remained of Mussolini the socialist. Indeed, he was now convinced that socialism as a doctrine had largely been a failure.

In early 1918 Mussolini called for the emergence of a man "ruthless and energetic enough to make a clean sweep" to revive the Italian nation".

Mussolini utilized works of Plato and Nietzsche to develop fascism. Mussolini saw high birthrates in Africa and Asia as a threat. In Mussolini's thinking, demography was destiny.


In the night between 27 and 28 October 1922, about 30,000 Fascist blackshirts gathered in Rome to demand the resignation of liberal Prime Minister. The King then handed over power to Mussolini.

He ruled constitutionally until 1925, when he dropped all pretense of democracy and set up a legal dictatorship.

By the late 1930s, Mussolini's obsession with racial demography led him to conclude that France was finished as a great power.

As such, Mussolini believed that an alliance with Germany was preferable.


Mussolini had sought to delay a major war in Europe until at least the end of 1942. On 10 June 1940, with the Fall of France imminent, Mussolini officially entered the war on the side of Germany.

On 24 July 1943, soon after the start of the Allied invasion of Italy, the Grand Council of Fascism voted against him, and the King had him arrested the following day.

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>>74160687
Went on a mad one yesterday

>>74160664
won't

right now lads are just experimenting with finding ways to make it useful

they're not quite there yet

scam idea: have some goldy looking physical bitcoins minted and convince mongs they're real.

business idea: get drunk and post on /brit/
and here i am
*does a jig*

still don't understand why the other guys took the piss out of Jay for having another friend

>>74160760
You can buy physical bitcoins already

>>74160788
he said they met doing trials for West Ham which was bs

>>74160790
This only goes to add credence to my evil scheme

>>74160788
trying hard to explain it but it keeps boiling down to saying "ooh friend"
theyre insecure about their social standing and dont like jay striking out and making friends outside their group

>>74160775
*gets schwifty*

>>74160814
I like what you got

*shits on the floor*
nothing personell, /tv/

think my teeth dreams may be related to loss of sexual potency
i can get and keep an erection just fine watching porn or even just thinking about sex but when it comes time to actually do it i go soft which may be related to deep insecurities about my appearance or my ability to please women

tough stuff i've gotta work through here
probably would do well for my mental health to get a job and move out of my parents gaff ahaha

>>74160797
nah they started before that bit

is /tv/ anti rick and morty?

>had BTC holdings at £8/BTC but spent it before it skyrocketed
>Had ETH at £6/ETH but got nervous and sold it

JUST

Should I put 500 into ETH and treat it as a loss for a few years?

>>74160839

just banter wasn't it

could see my pals doing it if I started hanging with a random

>>74160852
yeah
they're anti most tv shows

>>74160881
i could imagine a comment like it but not it being persistent

/tv/ are plebs.....They went mental for breaking bad lmao

>Ed Balls Day 2017 Live: The world celebrates the SIXTH anniversary of a Labour politician tweeting his own name

ah yes

>>74160835
don't believe a lot of that dreamreading shite

imo losing teeth in dreams is only important when you consider your relationship with language, think it has something to do with how important your teeth are to speech (considering how many complicated and different mouth movements you have to make subconsciously when speaking)

maybe think about how you're communicating with people, may have something to do with your insecurities

Ed Balls

*taps your shoulder*
*grins*
*sips some wine*
*wiggles eyebrows at you*
eh?

>>74160905
breaking bad is good though, and a lot of people on /tv/ don't like it
the only good show that's popular on that board is Twin Peaks and even then it's slated a lot

Never, EVER, dog your mates

Ed Balls

>>74160936
/tv/ low-key loves Xavier, Sopranos, The Wire and all that

>>74160944
feel very nostalgic about this gimmick

>>74160924
*anxiety ensues*
*slaps your face*

>>74160944
yeah the boysss

convinced ed doesn't exist

never seen a photo of him

>>74160965
only seen a few seasons of Sopranos but yeah that's true.

The Wire gets slated by the /pol/ crowd a bit

>>74160905
>>74160936

Reminder no one cared about Breaking Bad until the last season, well normies anyway, /tv/ had strong threads since mid S2 or at least that's how I remember.

>Tfw still remember all the "Did Jesse shoot the kettle" threads

come to think of it only ever seen jordans fb
reckon ed were a gimmick the whole time?

>>74160901

If you and your m8s are self-aware losers and one of them starts hanging out with a normie I can see why it might become persistent.

I never found the 'friend' gag that funny 2bh. Same with the bus stop wanker bit.

Preferred the more subtle jokes as well as jays vulgarity

>>74160163
EVERY NIGHT MY TEETH ARE FALLIN OUT

reddit is down for maintenance

>>74160905
its never been the same since TDKR came out

>>74160995
yes

only jordan exists. I've been saying this for over a year and no one beloved me.

>>74161017
was wondering
need my daily dose

>>74161017
*Does a 'cide*

How do I buy ETH

>>74161038
i love you xxx

>>74160870
Yeah
Although maybe not right now. Wait for itnto retrace a bit. Last two days have been hectic.

I put £4400 inbetween €26 and €41

This one guy at work keeps using an ellipsis in his messages

It's like he doesn't even realise it's code for being a massive fucking poofta

>>74160995

yeah never seen Ed post. I was away for a bit so I think I missed his reign but I usually have my finger on the pulse of /brit/ goings on

Any London man in?

I'm gay

a couple of years ago you would have been relentlessly mocked for mentioning going to reddit here. times they are a changin'

>>74160997
honestly think it might be their lack of awareness
me being self-aware of my loser status is what prevented me from going with the first reaction that popped into my head

>>74161072
There's just too many of them now

>>74161067
>>>/lgbt/
back to your containment board

>>74161072
Wait, isn't everyone here from Reddit?

new guy at work.... seems pretty cool.... might ask him over for drinks this weekend....

>>74161072
Choon

https://youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ

Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!
They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?
You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Oooo! Ooo... All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!
Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?
Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!
He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!
It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass you cheap motherfucker!
- responding to the heckler saying "That was uncalled for"
Whats the matter, too much for you to handle?"
Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage.

>>74161072
to be fair its always been a good place for news on topics you're interested in
its just terrible for politics

>>74160594
>tfw to dum to make money

>>74161106
Alri Ankur

>>74161113
Alri Kramer

going to do a tentative shit

>>74161066
soon inshallah

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>>74161106
whens the wedding

>>74161072
yeah and a few years before that reddit was just another site and no one gave much of a shit either way

>>74161113
back to /cric/ with ye

neil is the patrician choice

>>74161138
i work with a few indians
why are they all such awkward bastards?

>>74160687
Surprised Monero isn't higher after alpha picked it up. I know it rose but I figured it would sky rocket eventually. We'll see.

>>74161155
kek no
Donovan is

>>74161128
of course his name is ankur....
indians are creeps

>>74161175
>>74161155
Definitely samefag

>>74160921
the thing is the only people i communicate with are my parents and my one friend we talk on the phone a good amount usually just chatting shite but also keep each other updated about our lives

literally no brits on all morning

>>74161210

I'm here, I'M ALWAYS HERE

>>74161175
He's a proper bender now

Si's dad is the patrician choice

there's a lot of good niche sub'dits for laughing at a certain type of mong

/r/iamverysmart/
/r/ShitAmericansSay/
/r/im14andthisisdeep/
/r/niceguys/

>>74161210
fuck off

>>74161191
i dont EVER say kek and i dont think donovan is better than neil
dont ever EVER ever ever ever post again

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ah yes

>>74161228
twat

>>74161234
Mate you're the only NZ poster on /brit/ and you're a proper mental. Definitely samefag.

Are Chino wanker and Deano an evolved form of Chavs or are Chino/Deano exclusively Middle Class tier?

>>74161251
you leave me no choice

/r/gaybroscirclejerk is the patrician subreddit

>>74161259
>Deano
>Middle Class

Either you're a proper povvo or a billionaire, nobody else could be this out of touch.

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>>74161249

>>74161259
I wouldn't say deano is middle class
maybe chino wanker though

>>74161270
New you were a n attention seeking runt all this time

Just copied the mental mexican to get (you)s

went and got drinks with ed