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New /cum/ thread

Russia club music edition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ
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Fuck Drumpf
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>>74156799

Should I save up for an AR15 or should I just buy a tactical 12 guage. I am not sure what to get. I currently own a 9mm Beretta and am looking to build a liberal-apocalypse survival kit?
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posting early for yank gfs
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Somebody just nuke my shit right now.
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I need a /lonely/ thread soon. Even the cunts at wizchan ignore me.
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>>74156879
howling@u
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>>74156866
Here is a quality yank gf for you ladikins
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>>74156892
Stay away from my country you communist
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>>74156879
What's that?

>>74156880
Have a (You) hombre
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>>74156924
>What's that?
https://www.nationstates.net/
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>>74156924
Nationstate my hombre.


Stay away from my nation though.
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>>74156947
>>74156948

This shit is clearly propaganda.

Selecting Conservatism brings down freedom and science
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What is /cum/'s plan for retirement?
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>>74157182
Suicide
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>>74157182
die long before then
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>>74157182
enjoy my life before I turn 60
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>>74157182
jump off a large building during rush hour and make a scene as I die
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>>74157182
to retire by the time i'm 30 and have a tight little 18 year old fuck toy
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set a high score of 3410 in berzerk

can you beat my record, nerds?
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Satyricon never made an actual good song beside Mother North.
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How do I sip rum? Where do I put it on my tongue specifically
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is stellaris good
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>>74157182
find a wife, grow old, retire, cuddle forever
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rate the start menu
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>>74157292
the only good paradox games are victoria 2, darkest hour and hearts of iron 3
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>>74157289
bottom of your mouth
just let it slide down your throat
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>>74157304

>SAMP

my man
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>>74157307
i already know your opinion is poop because I just got ck2 and its fun as heck
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>>74157304

9/11
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>>74157182
Dying in a pointless war
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Had my first kissu tonight buds :)
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>>74157304
>zoom
>enhance
hmm
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>>74157356
really?! :3 tell us about it
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>>74156842
which ever one will help you lose your virginity imo desu senpai
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>>74157316
Thanks mister
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>kissu
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>>74157360
we've been spotted
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So the mods are planning on creating a new board which will follow the same format of /pol/ except that the topics can be anything like /b/ not just political
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>>74157372

I lost my virginity at 17, but there is no reason why having a firearm can't be used to fuck women during social-unrest.
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>>74156842
I'd go with the AR15, shotguns are meme tier
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choooooooooooooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWUC2-ypnDQ
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https://youtu.be/6IHaE-TXbZQ

Thank you for showing me this guy my buds
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>>74157404
AR15s kill people though

and thats bad
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Going to jerk off a second time.

Who /madman/ here?
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>>74157404
have an AR10 and an AR15 both are pretty fun to shoot
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>>74157368
I was wondering around and saw this sorority was having an event to raise awareness for autism so I said I had aspergers and got in
I was already pretty drunk and ended up sitting on a couch with this wheelchair qt (sitting on the couch and not in her wheelchair at the time) and we ended up kissing. I was pretty bad at it
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>>74157392
that doesn't even make sense
"the format of /pol/" what does hat mean
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>>74157409

my light shines ooooooon
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Communism is based
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>>74157420
you need to re-build your testosterone
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>>74157431
>kissed a paraplegic autist
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>>74157420
i did 5 haha
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>>74157420
Jack off twice in one day, wait a day, jack off twice in one day, wait a day, repeat. It's the patrician way.
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>>74157431
well I hope you at least give her a call in the future
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>>74157433
Flags, Not suitable for work and thread ID's
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>>74157420
Enjoy your male pattern baldness
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>>74157431
better than nothing I guess
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>>74157433
It's a thing you put on your head to keep the sun and women away
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>>74157420
sure
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>>74157420
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>>74157441
Read 1984 and after that read A Warning To The West.
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>>74157441
Well it did kill loads of Ethiopians so it isn't all bad.
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>>74157472
Only gay people would want this though
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>>74157441

I agree, when are you folks gonna be a monarchy again?
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>>74157444
What do you mean?
>>74157459
My hair is thick as shit. Dad has full head, everyone in my family.
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>>74157441
I don't quite like your opinion.
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>>74157472
can confirm the yogurt thing works
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>its gay to want to cum more
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>>74157456
She was nice fug off
Didnt have any weird deformities, she just cant walk
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why was gta sa's soundtrack so good buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIL-SU--Lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAR8cq5Bl94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8KYD1Vco0
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>>74157459
wait what
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>>74157489

Alot of girls love it when you pump a massive load that blankets her face and chest.
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>>74157513
fool, the other guy made fun of you, not me
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>>74157522
it isn't
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>>74157497
stop jacking it so often. just do it every other day
unless you're broker
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>>74157522
era before dlc

where games couldn't afford to be shit and had to give it their all in the initial release
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>>74157534
shut the fuck off
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>>74157527
>caring what girls want

exactly, you're gay
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>>74157527
Lmao wut
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>>74157446
>>74157461
How many girls have you kissed tonight?
>>74157529
Sorry still a bit tipsy lad
I didnt get her number...
Shit

I couldnt think of a good time to bring it up
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>>74157529
all me
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tfw no gf
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>>74157554
i can't even tell if you're lying, but I hope you see her again and get to know her
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i dont know how to interact with girls who arent sitting next to me in a classroom
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>>74157329
for a casual maybe
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>>74157546
>>74157553

I fucking enjoy covering women in my /cum/.

Once, years ago. I was given a handjob on my bed and I literally hit the ceiling with it.
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>>74157575
I've seen her around campus before this
Hopefully I'll run into her and get her number then

I'm not lying ;__;
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>>74157525
>Elevated levels of 5α-DHT lead to the most common type of male pattern baldness
>5α-DHT is derived from T
>Masturbation (especially chronic) elevates T
>Elevated T leads to elevated 5α-DHT
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>>74157584
Stop letting porn dictate your love life you peasant
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve-wbcIfZDI
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>>74157587
if all else fails, find her social media or a mutual friend
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>>74157596
you can get DHT blockers or propecia
but not jacking it as much is more cost efficient
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Heres a pic I took before mustering up the courage to go in
They had a tent and stuff outside but its minda chilly so no onr was using that part
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>>74157554
none so far but there's still time
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>>74157597
No, I love fucking women in the ass.
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>>74157630
Autism awareness
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>>74157596
huh, howabout that eh, ya learn something everyday
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Talk to her
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*pushes you to the ground*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
DON'T DISRESPECT MY AUTISM
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>>74157657
i do. every. fucking. day
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So um...

Hey Denmark...
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>he had to show proof to a small gathering of anonymous neets on an imageboard in order to feel accomplished
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>>74157679
Very good of you.
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>>74157675
Yeah anon? What is it? Oh hey let me present you to my bf.
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My hair is so fucking thick the hair dresser has to thin it out with sheep shears.

No one on either side was bald even in their late 50s fuck off.
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used to shampoo and conditioner every day for years and now my hair looks like poop
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>>74157695
*punches your bf in the face*

I just wanted to say that you're a dirty slut and you should suck my cock
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>>74157697
my hair is so thick my barber charges me double
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>>74157697
Mine is thin and nobody is bald in any side of the family
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I drank from a plastic water bottle while watching anime and now I have strange feelings for the same gender
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>>74157657
Haven't seen her in 5 years. Don't want her to know how big of a failure I've become.
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Anthony Fantano here
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bro if you ever go to keelung go up the the white Bodhisattva

its 5 floors tall but it's in the middle of some kids amusement park so nobody hikes up the stairs

would be a pretty sweet place for a blowjob as you look down upon the shipping docks of the harbor
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god danemark is such a fucking whore
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I fucking hate having hair. I wish I could just shave my head and never have to deal with it, but I look like complete shit with a shaved head.
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>>74157734

why did you shoot those kids, melonhead?
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chose a random image from my downloads folder let's see what it is haha x
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>>74157751
kek did you see that some australian news channel actually used his picture in the story by accident and he addressed with the utmost seriousness
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>>74157751
my hairline in 10 years
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*orders bf to beat the living shit out of you*

That's right chad!! Kill him!! I fucking hate him! I never liked him at all!!!
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Jokes on you faggots, I started this thread.
>AND I ONLY DID IT FOR THE (YOU)S
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>>74157657
there is no her
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>>74157770

thats what I was referring too, nappyhead
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>>74157777
wasted quads
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>>74157777
QUADS
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>>74157775
we all know you thirst for my cock
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>My hair is so fucking thick the hair dresser has to thin it out with sheep shears.
>No one on either side was bald even in their late 50s fuck off.
y u mad then?
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Do you follow a desert religion /cum/?
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>>74157304
Chrome
Geforce exp
Why? Are you a goodest goiym
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>girls get to wear sweatpants and it's cute
>men wear sweatpants and youre a loser
bs desu
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>>74157799

all religion basically descended from Abrahamic
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>The Smiths
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>>74157795
I was posting girls and he was telling me not to jerk off cuz it's harem.
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>>74157807
i rock the hawaiian flower joggers
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>>74157807
Pro tip: women are tolerated overgrown children.
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>>74157799
no
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>>74157820
very, very wrong

maybe all religion you know anything about
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>>74157778
>there is no her
>only a he

Hohohoho
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>be me
>anon this girls like you
>well she is cute but underage
>anon she is legal now
>oh well i like her now then
>start spending time "around" her (gym)
>flirt a little bit
>tension building up because autism
>dont know what to do apart from give her nice looks

I DIDNT CHOSE TO BE BORN
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>>74157697
theyre not sheep shears theyre thinning scissors you idiot i need them too
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>>74157822
best band of the 80s yo
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[baldcara.png]
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>>74157831
holy shit are you right
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>>74157855
honestly you must be a child if youre experiencing approach anxiety with a literal teenager
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>>74157850

Please give citizenship
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>>74157855
>legal in mexico
thats like 13 you pedo fuck
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>>74157855
>ey grl u wnt sum fug? Holla at me bae
Thank me later
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>>74157882

She is 19 anon, or 18, cant remember.
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>>74157894
how old are you?
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>>74157855
>kinda me
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anyone here horny
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americans are fat and stupid jajajajajaja

mexicans are fat and stupid jajajajajaja

what the fuck even is canada i don't know but they are fat and stupid jajajajajaja
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>tfw you don't know if you're white or not

shit
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this is nice board
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>>74157657
she probably sucks nigger dick
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>>74157901
you're just mad because the panama canal will be obsolete once the (canadian, btw) northwest passage melts
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>>74157901
canada BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based panama
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Rate my hooker
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>>74157901
Yes, and?
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teenage girls make my thingy hard
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>>74157799
I'm Christian yeah what of it
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>>74157925

syphilis/10
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>work with qt little white girl
>she calls guys "bro"
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would kill myself if i cared about sex and couldn't get it without paying
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>>74157931
do you ancestors originate from a place where deserts exist or were you colonized?
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>>74157850
fuk, I kekd
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>>74157955
I don't know, let me ask them
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>>74157903
>tfw quarter jew so i can flip between white and persecuted minority as it suits me
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>>74157896
22

>>74157888
Well, we do talk but in small bursts and is obvious that she likes me! but im just 2 autistic.
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>>74157943
Are u black
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>>74157918
canadians are too fat and stupid to have a canal jajajajaja

no canal for you, panama canal will still be here in 60000 years
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>>74157961
>not even having an idea of where your ancestors originate from

I'm so sorry for you
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>>74157948
i still can't believe people actually pay for it
same with bottled water
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>>74157977
I'm what /int/ refers to as chi
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>>74157964
might work out
girls like guys slightly older than them
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>>74157964
Go out for few beers, mate
You wont have autism after that
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the goal: move to utah, marry mormon girl, buy fullsize passenger van, have 11 kids, die
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>>74157978
my sex drive isnt developed enough for me to be that desperate. i dont even want to hookup with random chicks
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I'm starting to see where Elliot was coming from
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>>74157994
pretty good goal
mormons send barely legal teens to your front door. how can people hate them
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>>74157991

The problem for me is inviting her out you dingus.

>>74157978
Never payed for sex, but have paid for private lap dances.

Hookers know men better than anyone, thats a fact.
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>>74158007
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business idea: move to extremely rural utah, marry a mormon harem, buy a school bus, have 50 kids, die
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Haircut tomorrow
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>>74158015
boy
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>>74158015
JUST SAY WANNA GO OUT FOR A BEER AFTER THIS WORKOUT
Cant be that hard t bee honey
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what are chicanos
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business idea

obtain gf, rub it in /cum/'s face
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>>74158039
Me (re
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>>74157970
No. Nobody at work is.
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>>74158015
lap dances are a completely different thing
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>>74158039
you are
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business idea

tell /cum/ i have a gf but just stay home and play video games
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>>74158033
>beer after a workout
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>>74158039

target practice
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>>74158033

WHO YOU CALLING SHIRLEY

well is hard for me goddamit! i did already tell her that i can give her a ride to the gym when she needs it (right now we share a ride with a cousin of mine) and i honestly dont know how i did it.
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>>74158040
lots of fags here have gfs or bfs
so its not that fun besides the one or two "tfw nbo gf* posts
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There's not a single (1) person in this thread who isn't suffering from some mental illness.
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>>74158056

how did you get the referendum for my business idea
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>>74158057
*throws the ball at you*
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>i did already tell her that i can give her a ride to the gym
She thinks you're a creep
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>>74158077
+1
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>>74158064
JUST be yourself bro
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>>74158072
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Don't be yourself cara poster

I read your posts every day and I can't stand you, I don't know why she would be able to.
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>>74158040
Like to see you try, king autismo
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>>74158096
this is one of them
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>>74158046
>>74158055
>>74158058

that didnt answer anything
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>>74158105

I dont see you pulling in girls, assbiscuit
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>>74158101
He has to TSUJ, he has to unJUST
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>>74158101
Fuck off
Cara is bae dont bully him
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>>74158101

people absolutely love me IRL.
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My dog has soft ears, I just want to eat them
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>>74158073
According to the DSM-5 everyone quite literally does. You can thank the mental illness and drug industry for this.

>According to DSM-5 if you experience the normal grief that follows the death of someone close to you, you could be labeled as suffering from major depression
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>>74158111
Hint
Trump
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Men are meant to learn about external duties, get jobs, etc.

Women are meant to learn about philosophies and they are meant to be the soul of the two genders.

It seems humans have switched these roles and it isn't working out from a reproductive standpoint.

(this post is only meant for people with neanderthal ancestry)
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>>74158114
Im not the one pretending not to be autistic
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lol
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>>74158146

Im not acting autistic
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me
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>>74158155
my cousin is named eric
i want to think this is him
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>>74158183

post youre truck
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cum lol
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>>74158204
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>>74158204
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Every day is exactly the same
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>autistoc people dont know when theyre acting up
Hmmmmm
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>>74158202
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>>74158204
I hate u kangaroofuckers
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Good thing Im not autistic
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>>74158214
nope. everyday is different
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Why cant hookers just list their prices in their ads
I'm a broke college student and trying to get ugly hookers only to call them up and find out they're like $250/hr
I make minimum wage mang
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>>74158159
>>74158146
t. autist
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Stop replying to non-/cum/ flags
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>>74158235
Oh my god no
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>>74158245
stop being racist
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A Z T L A N
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>>74158245
baldcara.jpg
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>>74158204
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im the least racist person on this general by far.
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>>74158214
emotion and analysis are one in the same. One is a reaction on the past, the other is a response to the future.

The only reasonable thing is to live in the present moment.
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>>74158267
No I am
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>>74158269
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>>74158235
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The puppy was whining and didn't want to sleep in the crate. I'm letting her sleep on my bed. I'm going to bed now too guys.

nighty
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don't have to do shit tomorrow
might go to the bar 10:00am
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How do I get girls to like me
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RIIIIDIII PAGLIACCIOOOOO
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>>74158293
>keeping puppy in a crate
But why?
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>>74158256
What terrible invaders, building schools, infrastructure, and industry. How could they take a small empty territory and make it a prosperous state? smdh fml tbqh white people.
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>>74158293
nigh bud
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>Hey anon, some of your colleagues have some issues with your impatience and feel uncomfortable with your competitive feeling towards some of them.

>mfw
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>>74158286

why did he climb up a tower just to shoot a deer
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>>74158299
Dont be ugly
>>
*fucks an anime*
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>>74158299
be the worst person you can be
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>>74158314
Is there a workaround to this?
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>Be American
>Get shot
>Burn down funeral home
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>>74158293
nite famn
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>>74158299
go to sleep

Maybe you'll have a dream where a girl likes you.
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>>74158308
Fattening it up for later slaughter I would assume.
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>>74158312
The lower side hadn't rendered properly
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>>74158321
Get fit. Ottermode and dress well
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>>74158319
wait can you do that irl?

>>74158299
act gay
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Moved a dead squirrel out of the road tonight buds
People kept intentionally aiming for its body while driving and it upset me a bit
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>>74158333
>love is a fantasy
Think it's about time I go die on foreign soil for a pointless war
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>>74158368
plot twist: those assholes running him over are all me
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>>74158384
Jerk
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>>74158368
It's already dead who gives a shit
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>>74158401
Have some respect for the dead man
I feel for its family
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business idea: corner gas posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHAzG6MQ1o
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chemin
calle
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I hope none of you ever fall for the marriage meme
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>>74158410
its a fucking squirrel i've killed entire families
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going to bed early but not yet
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>>74158454
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>>74158453
shut the fudge up
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>>74158453
Clearly the Patriarchy is at fault here
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Reverence for the sanctity of life is as dead as that squirrel, evidently.
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feel like sleeping but my cousin is forcing me to play FIFA
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>>74158467
and you wonder why you're crush calls me daddy
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>>74158434

I tried this about a year ago and it never caught on
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>>74158440
calle
vendesi
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>North Americans who haven't been hunting or fishing
Yurofaggot tier tbqh
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Canada isn't even a country
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>>74158497
this
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>>74158497
>>74158514
I only kill for food
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Dad never took me hunting or fishing
First time I went is when my friends in college took me.
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>>74158489
shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HYz9OhyXo0
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>>74158520
>implying i didn't eat every black tail i killed
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>>74158526
>friends
>college
REEEEEEEE
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business idea: exploit the democratic voting system by importing tons of dumb immigrants
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>>74158040
i have a gf
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new

>>74158575
>>74158575
>>74158575
>>74158575
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New
>>74158512
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>>74158549
We wuz kangz: The nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOxOR3x8FBQ
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>>74158549
Nothing he described is white culture
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>threadsplitting again
I wish this general had some decent OP's
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>>74158583
>>74158579
both you should be banned
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>>74158588
>>74158590
It's actually a unabomber quote from his manifesto
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>>74158604
at least i'm not from pennsylvania
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>>74158627
When he said oversocialized I thought it was weird that Spike Lee follows Ted's model of liberalism, kek
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Don't want to go to the uni guys
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>>74158721
Looks third world desu
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>>74158738
It is third world indeed
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>>74158755
Come to America
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>>74158783
I wish.
Maybe once I finish my current uni and then get another quality education in Germany I will come.
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>>74158721
looks comfy
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