American exceptionalism edition
I like this one better
Same
>>74158602
Me as well.
So how many inches do you think she got that into her puss puss?
>>74158621
Depends...has she been blacked yet?
real thread
>>74158575
>>74158575
>>74158575
>>74158575
remember to use this thread at bump limit
Who else ready for summer here?
>>74158644
Is she a white girl programmed by propaganda created by (((them)))?
>>74158685
>is female in western country
Fair assumption desu
why's it called a cocktail? does it have something to do with dick.
>>74158698
You know, I never really thought about this
Activates the almonds
>5 /cum/ threads
Cucks
>dead end job
>come home and my parents are arguing with my 14 year old sister because she tried to run away
>relationship issues
>college application denied
Honestly ready to join the French Foreign Legion
>>74158922
Vagabond across the country with me dude
beer
'za
pro dota
what a night ahead of me!!
>>74158512
me on left
>>74160365
Could you do it all?
>>74158512
Imagine bringing this girl home to meet your parents.
>>74158621
It'd feel more like child birth then it would sex
IM GONNA DO IT, DONT TRY TO STOP ME
>>74160606
Whatre those
For the glory of the Republic of Latvia
>tfw no gf
>>74160750
CYANIDE PILLS
>>74160780
where do you but these
>>74160796
PHARMACY
>>74160796
In da poopa
>>74158922
>French Foreign Legion
nice meme
>>74158673
Not me.
Turn the A/C back on.
I want my nice crisp air and spoopy forests with 0 (zero) bugs.
My latest purchases
>>74160853
disgusting
>yankees
yall niggas need jesus
*shoots you*
oghmy god the gun went of for like no reaon
>jankees
EY YO
>>74160898
this wouldnt have happened if we just banned them already
>>74160898
*slams gavel*
Not guilty.
>AND EVEN WHEN YOUR HOPE IS GONE
>MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG, JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH
wh-wh-
>2006/7 when you listened to naruto/linkin park/AAR amv's
I still see the old naruto videos at the very end of my yt favorites playlist. I hold on to them to remember better times
why does MGS3 use the circle button to accept and the x to go back
>>74160871
>>74160915
When will bombstonfags learn?
baby
Would you give a foreigner who does this american citizenship?
>>74161010
fuck the sox AND the bankees
can you already invade syria pls?
>>74161045
does what exactly?
>>74161108
This
>>74161108
that pose...could it be...?
>>74160884
No i dont
oh latvia btw, I was looking through old pics and found memes i made
:)
>>74160947
Classic meme
>>74161145
I dont understand
is he pretending to be american?
>>74161010
Fuck the sux and the jankees.
Wish i could go to sleep
>>74161212
He is american at heart
what's the best way to 4chan on mobile.
I expect to be on here quite often during my trip next week
>>>/wsg/1620243
>>74161244
Sorry, not an option.
>>74161075
>d-backs
more like d-bags
>>74161178
nice
waiting for you then
>>74161262
every time you feel like browsing 4chan go for a walk
>>74161262
>mobilefags
>>74161312
>Walking the streets of Paris at night
no thanks
>>74161295
Non-team, desu.
Did NOT deserve The Big Unit.
>>74161264
I never used to hate faggots
>>74161328
winnipeg's far worse
>>74161331
would you rather him rot away on the M's?
>>74161262
Go to github and get Clover
The non broken version
>>74161348
Yeah but at least I know how to deal with natives.
I don't know how to deal with Algerians
>>74161348
>winnipeg's far worse
>than "Islamic terror attacks are the new normal" Paris
Are you sure about that one?
>>74161350
I'm glad he got a well-deserved ring, but it was with a meme team.
>>74161419
consistent knife crime is worse than terrorist attacks
>>74161418
>>74161442
she knows
be /cum/, get /shot/
>be greek
>be in debt
my city is safer than greece
really makes me think
where are everyone
Greek girls are pretty hot, 2bh
>>74161435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ5D4vtmqmg
I highly doubt Winnipeg is this bad
>>74161418
>
>
>
>>74161667
sleep
>>74161697
three words
and im yours
>>74161693
pretty easy to avoid riots, which happen in canada too
>>74161716
>holy
>roman
>empire
>>74161700
why
>>74161723
>>74161693
I hope I get to see a riot tBh.
From a distance, of course.
>>74161718
>Riot
>not just another day in the "Sensitive Neighbourhoods"
wew
>>74161693
most of Europe is safer than most of North America
>canada
>>74161262
brave browser on android
>>74161772
havent been to paris in a decade, couldnt tell you
>>74158512
I want her to fuck my boipussy with that big purple phallus :3
>>74161785
>Mostly white countries are safer than spic and dindu filled areas
No shit, but holes like Malmo and French ZUS are not safe.
>>74161948
even New Englanders kill each other more than EU countries with plenty of recent immigrants jajajaja
>>74162032
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
>Bombings increased significantly in 2015, with Swedish police investigating around 100-150 explosions.[1][2][3] There were over 30 grenade attacks reported in the Swedish city of Malmö alone by August 2015,[4][5] up from a total of 25 in all of 2014
Now how many grenade attacks and explosions do you think happen in Canada or the USA per year?
>>74162095
>ctrl f 'Malmö' 36 of 76
>>74162095
depends if we count all kinds of explosions
>>74162319
/cum/ Beast (Anime)
who up
cum lol
>>74164527
This.
CBC "comedy" everyone:
http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/man-terrified-of-islam-gets-3-100-on-how-much-do-you-know-about-islam-facebook-quiz-1.4080303
>>74164512
sup la
>>74164527
lol
Just 2 more hours and I will be free to go home.
>>74164959
I always wondered how people used to read those chalkboards from afar.
>>74165020
They don't
>>74161261
Could have fooled me
And on the count of three everybody run back to your fantasy
Hey guys, how do you travel to a city a few hours away in the US without driving or taking a plane?
I'm flying into NYC in 3 days to visit a friend in Syracuse, but he doesn't want to drive 4 hours to NYC, and a plane from JFK to SYR is super expensive.
Is Greyhound good? Or Amtrak? Or what kind of transit should I use? Would like to avoid renting a car if possible. Thanks guys!
>>74166004
Uber, my man
>>74166036
why would I take a taxi for a 450km drive? Uber would be like $500 at the least for that...
In Sweden I can get trip of same distance for like $20 with bus or train, so I'm seeing if any Americans have good/bad experiences with it.
Morning /cum/
>>74166159
NYC also has subways, so once you land at JFK you can look for a subway station. Google Maps is your friend
>>74166242
>>74166004
>how do you travel to a city a few hours away in the US without driving or taking a plane?
You don't
>>74166281
Please read again my friend. Getting *around* NYC isn't the problem, but getting *to* SYR is :)
>>74166417
Is Greyhound good though? They have a bus that seems like it'd work, but have heard from Americans before that busses and trains in the US are awful.
is your morning wood amazing?
Hope you get mugged, Swedie
>>74161045
That uniform is ate the fuck up.
>>74166502
>Is Greyhound good though? They have a bus that seems like it'd work, but have heard from Americans before that busses and trains in the US are awful.
I live in the literally opposite side of the country in SoCal. From what I understand public transport is probably the best in the New England/New York area, but it's still probably utter dog shit compared to what you Euros are used to.
You would probably think it's literally 3rd world in quality. I've never heard of anyone traveling to other cities other than by car or plane in my life. Theoretically you could do it by train or by bus but it would probably take a ludicrous amount of time to do so.
(I don't actually hope you get mugged.)
I'm off work guys!!
Wut do u have planned for today?
>>74168080
Nothing
>>74168080
trying to salvage my tanking gpa in an attempt to save the last 3 years of my pathetic life
:^)
>>74168860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EA2nA2ar0
my roommate is an inconsiderate piece of shit that I have done everything possible to treat cordially without any effort from him to return the favor
i want him dead
>>74158512
That's easy mode
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/xhUGsNKEX9Y?autoplay=1
>>74168080
Working all day than going home and fighting the urge to kill myself
>>74168080
exam in 3 hours, half ass it because no matter what I'm getting a B in the class, then stare off into space until I can finally be embraced by the sweet comfort of my bed
>>74168954
literally me
>>74169007
also literally me
for my morning meal i have consumed two cans of chickpeas... should i go for a third?
>>74169299
You might get a tummy ache
Think about holding her in your arms and fucking her ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeu1GiKYeKI
I'm learning strategies on how to fit in during my short stay in the US. Which guy in this clip is most American?
>>74170505
The bald man in the back who walks out of the door
>there are rich people eating each other RIGHT NOW in the bahamas
what a great day
>>74170920
Good riddance
I came across this video yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVzkTd9R44
Wow there are/were places like this in the USA?
Wasn't sure where else to post this. I'm doing a poll for a school project on 25+ year old Americans who have a Bachelor's or higher.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12843036
>>74171352
Yeah if you fly over New Jersey the entire state looks like that
>>74170505
Why are you trying to fit in
Go full straya cunt mode and people will probably treat you better
>>74171458
pic is u waiting for my cock in ur mouth
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MORRNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>74171458
Tari Tari is The Sopranos of anime
*shitposts in front of your gf*
Pretty much did pic related because I'm an autistic heartless cunt that got bored of my gf. She's waifu material but really boring and quiet and not that hot. She went through my phone while I was sleeping and found out I was sexting a gal from /cp/. We're not gonna break up apparently, but I feel like it'll never be the same. I just fucking crave foreign women and I feel like I do all the talking with my gf, like I'm just talking to myself almost, because she's so quiet and boring. The sex with her is pretty shitty, she can't get her mouth around my dick any further than the tip and the sex is kinda a similar story, and I kinda like flat girls, but it's like having sex with a 12 year old.
But she actually tolerates my autism and weirdness and seems to like me for me. I've been on like 5 first dates with women who think I'm rather cute but 4 of them were turned off by my personality. What's worse is that my gf is living in my apartment building, so I'd have to see her daily if we broke up. My goal in life for the longest time has been to have a foreign gf and raise bilingual kids in a comfy country, so I the back of my head I think I was planning on breaking up with my gf eventually, when I graduate. What should I do guys? I was thinking of staying with her for a few months, trying to get /fit/ and work on my autism so I could potentially get a new gf rather quickly but I don't know.
>tl;dr Should I stick with my gf that caught me sexting a ruskiy? My gf really is a nice girl, great with kids, religious, likes memes, and has a good taste in music. But my dream in life since I was like 12 has been to have a foreign waifu and live in a foreign country.
>>74172353
You fucked it up, you're a piece of shit and should let her find somebody better than you
>people say San Francisco is a very expensive city
>look at map
>it's the size of like 5 suburbs
uhh congrats americlaps. You can have 5 suburbs next to each other with an average price of $1 million
This is what an expensive city, not suburb, looks like
https://www.domain.com.au/news/whopping-78-sydney-suburbs-pass-2m-median-house-price-mark-20170422-gvokv1/
@74172468
I can assure you nobody cares about your post
>>74172353
>>74172409
You're probably right. She's really quiet and clingy though, so she literally has no friends, and even before this she was pretty depressed. That's part of the reason I'm reluctant to leave her. Like the fact she doesn't want to break up with me tells a lot about her. I feel like she's dependent on me. We've been together a year btw, first relationship for both of us. But I know she deserves better than me but both of us will probably not find another relationship for a long time, and we'll both be even more depressed than we are now.
I mean for me, I have been on first dates with stacies before, so as long as I get in shape I won't have trouble finding another girl, but one who'll probably be worse than her. But I worry my gf will just wallow in self pity and not talk to anyone for months. Then again, i don't want her to be some battered gf that doesn't leave her bf no matter how shitty he is
>banned for 3 days
What for having a little fun last night. Now my weekend is gonna suck
>>74172353
you can't expect anyone to read that shit
>>74173470
just reported this post. you do NOT fucking call ME a miserable prick
>>74173471
SICK OF THIS CAT
rather sleepy mates
also home
>>74173568
Tqke a nap, bud.
>>74173517
miserable prick
it was ok
>>74173656
cheers
see you in an hour
>>74173692
why are you eating hospital food
its windy as heck laddos
Now where will we shitpost
>chicken breast AGAIN
le disappointed pepe.jpg
>>74173741
https://www.reddit.com/r/cum/
>>74173692
Nice banana
>>74173741
>gook moots english is that understandable
>>74173692
When did you move to Australia?
Guys wtf i woke up and my peepee is hard
>>74173778
I will NOT be clicking on this link
>>74173780
Lad he studied engineering in the us his Engrish is just shitposting
>>74173730
Dunno maybe I'm in the hospital
gonna do a poo and a shower pals
>>74173780
I run his twitter.
>>74173864
Have you ever met international asians at uni? Their English is still trash
>>74173864
r u ok men
>>74173854
2lewd4me
>>74173908
He unironically twisted his balls
>>74173933
haha beyblade balls haha
let it twist
>>74158512
pls tell me there's porn of her
>>74173933
>>74173989
ummm it was actually just a blockage that haz since cleared up
t. almost normal sized balls again
>>74173908
penile infection
>>74173989
Actually lol'd
Nicely played my friend
>>74174041
Post super inflated balls
>>74174086
>minions
only absolut trash likes them
>>74173741
Well, shit.
>>74174086
wtf are those """people""" they look deformed
And I did awhile ago but I didn't save the pics sry anon
>>74174041
more like
>t. twister veteran
haha
>>74174058
thank you
t. thankman
>>74174129
>>74174159
>>74174086
Fuck Drumpf lol XD
Looked at my bank account and it's completely empty
Wish I got paid every week
>>74174193
>only two slightly brown people
wow racist much????
luckily my car will be paid off in july
>>74174193
Ah yes, finally the complex answers to complex questions. Fuck the nazis who take everything out of context ans simplify everything.
>>74174208
i got 350 euros left
help
>>74174232
wish my countries economy would just be as great as it was before the war
send $ for infrastructure and factories
>>74173470
>tfw I got a $2000 disability grant from the government for school
>tfw my 'disability' is just anxiety
i feel kind of bad for wasting tax payer money desu
what should i spend it on
>>74174381
buy a car
>>74174296
Just import some refugees my man. They often find 20k dollars, randomly mown your lawn, invite you and cook for you, fix your economy etc. according to our media :^)
>>74174381
Buy me pizza sometimes
>>74174193
Hermione didn't do shit in the grand scheme of things besides cause drama between two best bros for no reason at all though
>>74174415
Sweet! Sounds like an awesome deal
>>74174381
>mfw I'm costing 2000 dollars a day just being in a hospital
>>74174502
worth every penny
>>74174502
They should put your hospital bed outside while your sleeping.
Are you people fucking with me right now. Another ban seriously SERIOUSLY!
That's it I tried to be a supportive friend but I can't keep doing these post gymnastics.
Ravioli is Audi 3000
What do you guys tell the hair dresser when you're getting a haircut?
I need to get my hair cut short for an internship but not even sure what to say, I just want it to not look retarded or be too short
>>74174627
I cut my own hair
>>74174627
Show him a picture of how you want your hair.
>>>/sci/8865357
This is a more abstract shitpost.
might actually die because I don't want to go outside and interact with other people
>>74174627
i just always say "make it look formal"
i suck at getting my hair cut
Should I become the next rosa parks?
>>74174627
I suck my lips and say "ay yo chop chop give me a hi fade my nigga wass good"
>>74174912
Why would that kill you
>>74174961
because I'm pretty sure I have an infected salivary gland but I don't want to go to the doctor or even call and make an appointment
>>74174947
No, otherwise you'll doxx yourself as soon as your face is printed on a dollar note
you know you got true friends when you find non-blacks who are willing to say "nigga" in public
What do you guys think of buying an 'open box' computer from newegg?
>>74175040
no uncommon in new england
>>74175090
truly a liberated people. ironically I feel I would be lynched if I said it here in the south
>>74175075
buy open box components instead you dork
>>74173060
>I mean for me, I have been on first dates with stacies before
>bragging about proto-gold diggers
>>74175075
opened ur moms box last night nerd
>>74175160
I mean, they have an open box computer on there that would be way cheaper than the cost of the sum of the parts
$1200 for a $1,800 computer basically
Just thinking it's too good to be true
>>74175220
that's very strange. newegg has a good reputation, it might be worth a try if you're willing to go through refunds on such a sum if it's not true
>>74175220
actually, is it sold by newegg or another seller using their site? I wouldn't do it if it was another seller
>>74175252
Well I'm thinking at worst I'll just have to pay shipping to get my money back but also the thing could crap out after the refund period ends. There's no warranty so then I'd be a bit screwed.
>>74175331
Sold by newegg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
This is a real thing.
somalia blew up
*shoots*
*asks questions*
*dies*
>>74174627
"Just fuck my shit up senpai"
if a girl calls me daddy im insta dumping her
what if men had big boobers?
if a girl calls me im insta dumping her
https://youtu.be/eRATeUEBWJQ
Really love this dudes videos, thanks for showing him to be buds
>couple points off from getting an A in biochem
>>74176508
Excellent job my bud, your hard work is paying off. Keep up the fantastic work
>>74176537
Thanks, bud.
I can always live with a borderline A.
>>74176424
this explains everything. he is a sandnigger at heart
>>74176582
He lived there for a year as a kid and basically explains how corrupt and inept the entire society was.
morning, sluts
It's not a game
I'm not a robot!
A.I. CHALLENGING YOU
>be "white"
>never relate to any of the desert religions
>parents never forced me to go to church
>develop what I considered my own views
>later in life found the term to describe my spiritual beliefs (pantheism)
>discover varg
>find out that "white" people were pagans before being genocided by desert religions
>read up on paganism
>many pagan religions were pantheistic
I guess my beliefs are more normal that I thought, funny how that works out. It's almost like it's the natural belief system of my people or something.
>>74177332
>>74177389
I'm not nordic as far as I know
>>74177463
nationalism is very bad and evil
>>74177502
t. communist
>>74177490
ate two large fries today and a mcdouble and a mcchicken and about 30 chicken nuggets
all I'm wondering now is what's for lunch
>>74177490
I'm not dixie, I'm a new englander
>>74177577
>all I'm wondering now is what's for lunch
more burgers
t. burgerstan ally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtVJdPfm0F8
REEEE I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK TO GET PAID
>>74177668
vanilla fucking faggot white piece fo shit homophobe fucking bigoted ass monster
suck my dick
>>74177332
you forgot your fedora
>>74177727
what
>>74177621
nice fedora flag
>>74177668
>tucking your chain
Why even carry a pistol
black olives on pizza are butt
>>74177728
what
I hate olives
>>74177771
How about you focus on your own problems lmao
>>74177766
ummm its an arbys flag its a cowboy hat not a fedora thank you very much
>>74177833
I dont have any
pretty <3
lads!!!!
>>74177828
What is wrong with you?
>>74178134
Hi
>>74177868
>>74178134
Bud
>>74178138
I dislike the taste
>>74178169
>>74178201
i started playing OSRS again
help
>>74178206
Its nice
Im between hating it and loving it
>>74160557
So how many inches did you fit inside yourself?
>>74178219
Whats that
>>74178380
old school run & escape
>>74178380
running and escape from the old school my man
>not stay fight
get a load of these plebs
>calculating my grades
>I could get a 40/100 on one final and still pass the class
>>74178380
Old Sex Rough Sex
It's a game made from having rough sex with old people. Whoever lays the oldest person wins.
Reminder that white genocide is real and not a joke
can't remember what im getting for lunch and supper today pals
gonna be surprise
>>74178615
Thanks for the reminder
lads im getting a bit chubby from all the beers im consuming everyday
what do
Reminder that if you unironically use the term "white genocide" you are probably a paranoid schizophrenic
>>74178715
Drink hard liquor instead, less calories. or maybe work out more fatty
>>74178715
Stop drinking yourself to death.
>>74178715
drink vodka instead
I unironically use the term white genocide yet I have not been diagnosed with paranoia nor schizophrenia
>>74178715
Why dont beers show nutrition facts like calories?
>>74178802
just autism then eh
>>74178802
>>74178832
>demonizing anybody who even humors the thought of a white genocide happening
You are the SS
>>74178747
>>74178759
my liver cant afford whiskey being drunk every day
>>74178758
Oh demon alcohol,
Sad memories I cannot recall,
Who thought I would say,
Damn it all and blow it all,
Oh demon alcohol,
Memories I cannot recall,
Who thought I would fall a slave to demon alcohol.
>>74178829
the jews
>>74173741
Gookmoot saving /int/ god bless
>>74177332